Don't you guys have phones?

Don't you guys have phones?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the fact that despite the outrage people still rushed to play diablo immoral & let blizzard to earn millions from that "game" really reassured my opinion that "gamers" are mindless cattle

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not people, whales

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The overwhelming majority of humans are cattle its why capitalism is the dominant society.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no, capitalism is dominant because the human condition in its entirety is tilted towards evolution and competition. Communism and socialism are failings in that they try to lie that they too aren't about competition, but in reality it's still a competition: the people at the top who make policy or have the guns control everything. It's delusional to think that they are about equity. Capitalism just doesn't lie about what it is. If you're a competent citizen you would never want communism or socialism, even if you are heavily tilted towards thinking society should act in a philanthropic nature towards its poor. Giving a drink to a drunk is enabling, not helping. Given money to a poor person is the same. Give them education and equal access to capital markets, both of which are 100% free in the US. We live in a near perfect capitalist society, and people still b***h and moan

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          wrong, it's because people are cattle

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >le competition
          >le evolution
          lol and then all it takes is a few guys in silly hats deciding that "hey what if we only hired our own relatives and friends?" to make the system a stagnant monopoly forever

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's funny because you are actively not describing what we live under on this planet.

          You cannot have competition when you're legally disallowed for decades from doing someone else's ideas better.

          Not to mention when companies can buy other companies they compete with or just lay out plans to not compete in certain areas.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            oh ho ho ho you're still missing the greatest part of it, where's the competition when the bank manager mr goldstein gives a fat loan to his nephew young peterstein so he can start his own company then uncle cohen who happens to work at the government gives all the tenders to young peterstein, he has good credit and a phd from a prestigious California university where the headmaster just so happens to be young peterstein's rabbi after all, then the competing company ran by industry veteran jeffrey thompson got suddenly shut down because police chief bergstein lead an investigation into jeffrey's company and uncovered many illegal dealings with foreign governments, I could go on but you get the point already, competition is a joke and a meme sold to gullible boomers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't it chineseseses?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't you guys have girlfriends?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I didn't. They are much less powerful and have a ridiculous price to performance ratio.

    But they are easy to use. Too easy. It makes going back to using a laptop undesirable. And they have a longer battery life. Are more portable.

    Frick diablo though. And frick asians.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't click.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you CHUDS are all entitled manchilds
      how dare you, complaining about the lovingly multi-billion dollar company just because you paid 200$ to go to a convention in hopes of getting a sequel?!?!?!?!!?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't trust them. I visit certain mobile sites and the sheer amount of ads and weird scripts picked up by Ublock and AdBlock Plus is insane.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He has a face that makes me want to read the Wikipedia page of the Tiananmen Square massacre out loud.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    DO YOU NOT HAVE NETS, EXILE?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don´t you guys still playing Starcraft 1 and 2, you know, to at least attempt to Blizzard to notice that people truly care?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >buy a decent phone to play gacha games
    >realized they're pretty shit to play on the phone
    >play them on the pc instead
    I'm just buying a SteamDeck or something next time.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically still use a Sony Ericsson W810i

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good thing you said unironically or I would think you're using it ironically!!

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    funny how immortal is still making bank. makes you realise how a couple of outrage merchants from reddit have no effect in the industry

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Phones are the future for games, because they have the largest user base.

    No idea why there aren't any good games for them. The lack of controls is a problem, it's a wonder too why there aren'r any good controller/controller securing options.

    Something should be standardised, same with phone batreries, so replacing them is as simple as going to a store and slapping in a replacement one.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >same with phone batteries
      They're already going to be forced to do that next gen of phones

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Phones are the future for games
      lol
      >No idea why there aren't any good games for them.
      because
      >phone games aren't designed to be real games because they don't make as much money
      >they have to account for 99% of users having underpowered phones
      >they have to design the games around touch screens because 99% of users aren't going to use a controller

      Phones will always be completely inferior to any other platform possible, and real gamers are always going to want to play real gamers, not waifu jpeg clickers.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I want to play a game genre featuring a lot of shit going on around a small character on screen on a phone?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kraut thread

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Duel Links and Fallout Shelter thumbnails are fake, chudy wuddy fuddy duddy chud.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I use it for telephone calls.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Whoa

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >thinking he's better than us because he talk to people
      You are not.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Phone diablo game:

    Compressed landscape full of different buildings etc.

    Sprite char auto attacks and picks up loot.

    Get a set number of attacks per level. Going over de-levels you.

    Tilt screen to move character. Camera used to base tilt off face if hardware absent.

    Stream in area data to ram instead of local storage if made an online only or online for specific areas. Much larger game world. No filler, everywhere being different. Make it atamospheric. Fog and such could be done on server too.

    Have an offline mode eg save where you've been. Not as enjoyable as exploration but you may have some favourites and internet connection may not be gauranteed.

    Disregard all lore, it's pathetic. Instead you play as the said bad guy, scapegoat etc, old world where superstitions rule. You fight people. You talk to people. If they think you're strange they pass that on and you're hunted, people wiah to fortify their systems by making them survive you.

    Plently of better people are at risk, ruined by and needing rescue from religious scum.

    Women women in the woods need a defence.

    You wander around, follow vague inatructions and adjust along the way. Plenty to find and carry you further into being a saviour.

    Typically trying what is impossible eg freeing a woman from the stake and facing a whole town or city guard builds you as the arch enemy of holy institution. An unacceptable alternative to stupidity and slavery.

    Difficulty arranges order and attempts anywhere have them fortified. Staying hidden and going for the worst first makes success there more likely. Going around finding out what and where is worst may encounter some you should intervene in. Though doing so may make more to bait or belittle you.

    Task is endless as are you, in search of more to save you carry the darkness with you even if it is cleared everywhere else. Always ready to aid and ensure hell isn't absolute.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I do, it makes phonecalls.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Streaming in world could make getting lost more enjoyable. Picking a direction and always seeing something new. Dwell and stream in life. Animals, speech options, animations. Stop frequently to see how things are.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Diablo Immortal is unironically the best ARPG on mobile. Better than Raziel, Torchlight Infinite, and Undecember. You do not need to make a new character each season, and you can class switch once a week. You can move with WASD and target with the mouse on the PC Client, cant do that in Diablo 4.

    It's a fine enough game. There, I said it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >You can move with WASD and target with the mouse on the PC Client, cant do that in Diablo 4.

      you can now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ok, now talk to me about the disparity between f2p and p2w

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think most people agreed that the gameplay itself is decent enough but the predatory monetisation is really obnoxious

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