>Down, down, down by the river...

>Down, down, down by the river...

Holy kino

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No Min
    Into the trash.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No Kagha
      Into the bin.

      Stop tryharding, sweetie. No one is impressed.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kagha, Aylin, and Mizora are the hottest women in the game and I am tired of pretending otherwise.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          aylin isn't hot bro, she looks like a cracked ceramic cup

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Aylin
          I don't want you on my board.
          >ROAR, I'M A DYKE
          Jesus, never seen such an off-putting character.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She is very attractive regardless of her being gay dumbass

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >She is very attractive
              Absolutely 0 femininity and face like The Nameless One.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're a virgin, bro. You're no authority. Lmao.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ok fag

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >looks like a linebacker
                >attractive
                you are gay

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Stacy Aylin putting Virgin Anon in his place

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Any woman that can kill a gay elf wizard by breaking his fucking spine over her knee while screaming AND IT IS BEAUTIFUL is a 10/10 waifu and your opinions are nothing but excrement.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You on the bottom

              This scene unironically cured by dyke hatred towards nightsong.

              this bitch is outright unhinged. killing her is the best outcome for everyone involved

              She speaks like a warhammer character kek

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A gay* Warhammer character, and even then they have more depth and characterization to them than being unhinged psycho's. Even Malus Darkblade and Queek edgy murderhobo's that they are, probably have more going on than just
                >I will SMASH enemy
                >Woe, I am the greatest
                >Now begone, I will sex wife

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >a dyke caveman
                I dunno, sounds kinda based to me.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dyke Caveman is based because of Grug'ett factor, but Aylin spends too much time tooting her own horn for how often she jobs tbh

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >but Aylin spends too much time tooting her own horn for how often she jobs tbh
                Fair.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >.t Dameless

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know 🙁

                >but Aylin spends too much time tooting her own horn for how often she jobs tbh
                Fair.

                My only honest complaint, if she was less smug and arrogant she'd be one of the better character's in the game. Or if she was more competent, like if she already Baned Lorroikan but it triggered a fuckhuge defense golem

                I tried romancing Daeran but it got too gay too fast. You're gay too.

                He's very homo but he's one of the few people that are actually nice to you and funny for no reason other than because they are, I think it's worth it. Certainly more than Sosiel, Cam cam, and Galfrey, Wenduag, and Lann

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Kill enemy
                >I'm cool
                >I'm gonna fuck my wife now
                Literally gigastacy behavior

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You on the bottom

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This scene unironically cured by dyke hatred towards nightsong.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              this bitch is outright unhinged. killing her is the best outcome for everyone involved

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Put out a worldwide manhunt for someone
                >Be surprised when she shows up and snaps your spine
                WOOOOOOW NOTHING I COULD DO

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So true

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Khaga is busted, but I do love Aylin's phat thighs. Mizora is peak, though. I don't care who disapproves, I'm complimenting her when she first appears.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kagha, Aylin, and Mizora are the hottest women in the game and I am tired of pretending otherwise.

            Aylin is the worst waifu - no, the worst character in the entire game. You're an unironic cuckold.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's a shame the Dark Justiciar gear you get for killing her fucking blows
              I'm not going orient Shart and/or my party around this really specific ability when I can just cast Spirit Guardians and dash through the press.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Also Selune Spear > Shar Spear.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's a shame the Dark Justiciar gear you get for killing her fucking blows
                I'm not going orient Shart and/or my party around this really specific ability when I can just cast Spirit Guardians and dash through the press.

                and selune jen is a better partner and looks hotter
                shar is just trash overall

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the worst character in the entire game
              Die chud

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >at act 3
                >a smite attack that only does 25dmg total
                love me dice roll combat

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >divine smite "deals additional damage to fiends"
                >attack does deal additional damage
                lulz

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you like the rug muncher, you are the chud

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't make her any less attractive, only chuds would get mad at hot lesbians.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                join the 41% cuck

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                cope

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's face down, naked, in a pool of her own blood in the Goblin base. Never said a word to her lmao. Her gear went to a good use though. Shadowbae looks good in her camp outfit ;^)

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No Kagha
    Into the bin.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>No Kagha
      Maybe for thee, but not for me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't you dare touch her scalie fag

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't worry, I won't.

          What's more fucked up is that I can replace any character in the game with another, yet I couldn't figure out ONE positive male character that I would find cool enough to spawn next to her for that joke except Durge,,,

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Karlach > Lae'zel > Shadowslut
    That's the proper ranking

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      karlach has the worst lines in the game by far

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well if that was true, she wouldn't be the best girl. But she's CLEARLY the best girl, so you're plain wrong buddy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Retard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Karlach is trash. Worst companion in the game by far

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Absolute dogshit taste.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >says 3 things with different phrasing
          >tiefling
          >stupid
          >only character trait is being a fangirl occasionally
          >least reactive character in the game
          >shortest and least interesting backstory
          >shortest and least interesting companion quest (find 2 infernal iron then she dies)
          mental midget. you saw her boobs and decided you liked her. absolutely fucking HORRENDOUS "taste". Go play phone gacha games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I regret romancing Shadowheart before I found Karlach's location now I'm in too deep and don't want to break her heart,

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure you can date both and shadowheart won't get mad.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can I have sex with all three in a same run?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think so

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, because shart only puts out in Act 3 and you have to confirm an exclusive romance in Act 2.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can bang Karlach beforehand.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I seriously do not understand why people like Lae'zel. She's ugly and a bitch and if you reject her random advance she complain about it to your face and tells you how she's going to fuck Astarion as an act of revenge.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Shartowslutfag cope

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know it's bad when you don't have an actual argument that's not "but Shadowheart"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because she's retarded, better, she is aggressively retarded and needs rape correction. That's basically the only reason.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Filtered by her initial bitch exterior

      Go back.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >s-she's just a tsundere!
        westerners can't even do tsunderes right.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You will never be Japanese, sweaty.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because she has the strongesr connection to the main plot and a shitload of character development. She constantly improves as the game goes on, if you only give her a chance and push her in the right direction. Her big act 3 romance scene is waking you up to watch the sunrise together while holding hands and talking about the feelings between you. The tough as nails bitch admits she doesn't mind being vulnerable if it's with you. It's a slow, but rewarding change. With other girls, you improve their life and solve their problems. With Lea'zel, you also improve her as a person.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >make the ultimate sacrifice and turn into tentacleman for Lae'zel's people
        >she leaves you
        I shall now spend the rest of my days in hiding plotting world domination.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Turn Orpheus into tentacleman
          >Githyanki race doomed to follow a lineage of retarded bitch liches who have no love for their subjects and only use them as fuel.

          >Turn yourself into tentacleman
          >Lae'zel leaves you

          No happy ending.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sacrifice karlach or gale for the best ending

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Turn Orpheus into tentacleman
            >have Voss and Lae'zel as a newly knighted Dragon Rider return and start a rebellion to overthrow Vlaakith, Orpheus agrees to live long enough to see his people go free
            Bitch
            That shit is Campaign 2 material, obvious best choice.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            who gives a flying fuck about the githianki exactly?
            >destroy the ilithid empire
            >fall for a random litch bitch that can't even kill people without using wish

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Not wanting a girl who verbally abuses you so you see it as a back and forth challenge that makes the chase more exciting

      What are you, someone who had a normal childhood or something?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they thought they would get a trad wife but instead got a tard wife and are just coping

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Propositioning you for sex is not the same as making romantic advances on you. When she actually tries to get with you, she immediately accepts you explicitly saying no, says that she is hurt but will heal and all is okay and this'll never be a problem again. She's very respectful about it. Lae'zel needs time to open up and not be a grumpy bitch and that's fine, that's character growth. I prefer it over Karlach spending 200 hours pretending she is fine just to devolve into a wreck when the can she kept kicking down the road suddenly hits a wall. Not that Karlach isn't a great character and well written, it's just personal preference.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Propositioning you for sex is not the same as making romantic advances on you.
        Maybe for burgeroids.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because she is crazy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      True, this frog mogs her

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd let her dissect me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tom Riddle looking ass bitch

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is not liking laezel a sign of being a low test beta?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She grows on you. Gay vampire elf does too funny enough. It's actually so weird that the upfront assholes are the most likable characters while all the default friendly people are so dogshit. shadowheart is just a bitch 24/7

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        astarion is immediately hilarious and only grows more endearing though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not what happens at all, I turned her down and she accepted it and it hasn't come up again. That's how it's happened so far for literally everyone, I politely turn them down one time and they've basically been asexual since then. I am almost done with Act 3.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >That's not what happens at all
        Yes it is. She can rub it in your face during the camp party.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lae'zel is pretty reasonable evil.
      The rejection scene I got from her was basically "your loss" with no ntr shit. Dunno if your scene as described even exists.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Dunno if your scene as described even exists.
        It does. You need to go talk to her during the grove celebration party, and if you rejected her she brings it up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno, but for me the idea of her forcing herself onto the very foppish Astarion is just hilarious to me. Plus her being a powerhouse in battle really sells her attitude so I enjoy it. She's a space frog nazi what's not to like?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >what's not to like?
        nose

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you couldn't handle her at her worst and you don't deserve her at her best

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she's the best romance in the game, followed by shadowheart, then astarion, then everyone else

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She has an off-putting face but everything else about her is cool so it works out in the end.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Reddit: The Character
    >Woman Moment: The Character
    >Biological male into cuckoldry

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      male into cuckoldry
      Please stop inserting your fetishes into everything

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're way too far gone with your brainrot

        >t. malding and sexually frustrated after being cucked by a literal bear
        kek

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nope. I'm a Drussy bro. I just don't appreciate your NTR discord derailing every BG3 thread.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            fuck karlach marry shart kill frog

            more like MANthara am i right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're way too far gone with your brainrot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Men players got cucked in this game, romanceable characters are all shit. Female players were blessed tho.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that song is fucking annoying. the whole ost sucks ass. so did d:os osts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hearing this faggy song on repeat as I spend 5 hours in the character creator

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >so did d:os osts
      take it back fag

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like The Harpy Song

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >didn't rescue Gale because I thought it was a trap
    >fucked up recruiting Karlach
    >got all the Tieflings and druids killed
    My first BG3 run

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's fucking hilarious, i'd love to have watched you play through that run

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm only in act 1 so it's still going. I'm glad the game is like this though. I only load when I wipe.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what else have you done so far in act 1?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've fucked around in the goblin dungeon. I killed all the goblin leaders, but I think the druid is bugged, he's not there any more and not at the (empty) camp. Whole goblin camp is aggro'd now and haven't gone back there. Have gone through the underground areas some, I'm at the part that takes you to act 2 I think, but I didn't go on the elevator yet. Only level 4, going to do some more act 1 stuff first. MC is a ranger and I'm running with Shadowheart, Astarion, and Wyll.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              personally act 2 is my favourite part of the game, i didn't like it at first, but it grew on me the further into it i went.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>didn't rescue Gale because I thought it was a trap
      I left him there on purpose.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The way this game has companions intricately integral and reactive to quests and the plot but also capable of just being unceremoniously killed off and forgotten or just undiscovered is honestly hilarious

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >didn't rescue Gale because I thought it was a trap

      It was

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >didn't rescue Gale because I thought it was a trap
      well you saved yourself from getting gay raped.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I try to roleplay bit and touching some frozen magic explosion did not seem like a thing a person would do. I came back when I was more powerful and used to touching random magic shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All excellent outcomes tbh you got lucky

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't get Karlach, though.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >redditlach

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't even know you could miss Gale. Glad I didn't cus his AOE spells are carrying me through the game on tactician

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be me, trying to RP
      >"this portal seems unstable"
      >Oh well no way my 18 int character is touching that, moving on
      And that's how I missed gayle.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My buddy's first playthrough was Tav, Gale, Shadowheart and a hireling because he staked Astarion and didn't find any other companions all game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how the fuck do you not find wyll? he's practically rammed down your throat.
        very based regardless

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He didn't find Lae'zel either. He didn't find the fucking risen road or the mountain pass either and had gotten to act 3 so he couldn't go back to check them out. Idk how people can play crpgs that way, I get fomo anxiety if I don't try to do everything.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm in act three and I have no idea what the risen road is other than I remember reading about it in a book held by the paladins who were trying to kill Karlach. I also never saw the creche, whatever that is. I'm planning to do the mountain pass on my second playthrough with laezel as one of my main party members

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The area with the Paladins hunting Karlach is the Risen Road.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh - is there much more to it? I think all I did was kill the paladins then head back over the stream and then went towards the goblins

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's 2 or 3 other fights there and one setpiece where you save an NPC and get some exposition about the Duke being missing, that's about it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wow, interesting. In not rushing the game at all, I'm in act three with 130 hours, but I do roleplay, meaning I don't act like a completionist. Some people do the underdark and mountain pass, but that makes absolutely no sense from an rp pov imo. I'm really keen to play another run. I also let Jaheira die and killed minthara, so there's a lot there to see a second time around.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        doesn't the game force you to go through Lae'zel's cage at the start of act 1?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No. You can miss it entirely

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I still haven't found her and I just finished the tiefling party.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I missed her on my first EA run, there's a number of ways through that area and it's not that hard to never go by there.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the reason i didn't stake astarion is because when i blabbered to him that i have murderous urges he said "rock on, dude, i got your back", while the others said "lmao u so funny". So what's a little blood for my bro?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the best way to play the game. Accidentally fucking shit up is what makes this game so fun.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i respect not reloading after such comical
      fuck ups

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can at least get Minthara, unless you fucked up and killed her too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw found the Moonrise jail too late in the quest and so I never found all the Tieflings and the Gnome leader

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frog won

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone explain to me why the girls I thought was the ugliest and never wanted to do anything with somehow won me over
    Why am I in love with an autistic Kingon/Drax the Destroyer/Teal'c frog?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fromnall companions, she is literally the most integrated to the main plot. Karlach is there, because she ran away from hell, she also used to know Gortash. Astarion got snatched and neither him nor his vampire master had anything to do with the main story till you personally involved them. Gale has a part of Krassus' magic in his chest, but it's just a coincidence and he's there by pure chance. Wyll was chasing Karlach and his dad is a VIP in BG. Shadowheart stole the artifact for her cultist friends, but it's barely a part of her story. Lea'zel hails from a race actively fighting mind flayers 24/7, her people owned the artifact, her true prince is imprisoned in it and a Githyanki creche is (seemingly) one of the most promising places to try to remove the tadpole.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's well-written and loyal to you. You also 'fix' her, so to speak.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But they can cast WISH? Of course not, so to the garbage they go.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lol you're not a real god
      >oh yeah bitch? 'literally orders your entire party to die'
      Kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >will wish you away if you say the wrong shit
      >throws a hissy fit and just leaves if you tell her you side with Orpheus
      Makes no fucking sense.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's the matter, writing not good enough for you??

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It totally makes sense, it's classic Esau gambit: it doesn't matter if you side with her or with Orpheus as long as you serve the Githyanki.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love my wife Shadowheart.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone loves your wife Shadowheart

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's cute, but the girl who plays the most innocent for most of the game ends up being the biggest hoe out of all of the girls. Even if it requires input on your part, she disapproves if you decline a fivesome with Halsin and the Drow twins.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cutest girl is the filthiest slut
        >butch musclewoman is the most monogamous and pure

        what the fuck

        Shadowheart doesn't play innocent at all. What makes people this this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cutest girl is the filthiest slut
      >butch musclewoman is the most monogamous and pure

      what the fuck

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's actually fairly true to life

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        Shadowheart doesn't play innocent at all. What makes people this this?

        How is she a slut?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > How is she a slut?
          After EVERY single introduction to a new party member, she HEAVILY insinuates that she is down to fuck them. This is 100% on the writer of her character.

          If you can not read through her (the writer's) context, then I am sorry senpai. You do not understand women.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >literally lying on the internet
            I don't know what you're getting out of this, but it's schizophrenic and retarded.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Prove me wrong cuck.Characters are reflective of their authors.

              Your waifu even wanted to fuck Gale. GALE, the horniest, most magic-addicted, sexually pathetic man ever written in an CRPG. Someone that had to be NERFED by the developers to not be so creepy.

              Your girl, wanted to fuck him after the short-rest of you not-biting his hand off.

              Gale.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >.
              It's also funlnny since the only one that actually gees out of their way to fuck the other male companions is Lae'zel. She tries to fuck most of them.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's because she wants you to notice her, senpai. Classic w*men behavior tbh.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What? She only ever fucks Astarion in my playthrough.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She'll also fuck Wyll and complain about how bad he is.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Never seen anything like that at all.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Man you morons arent even trying with your lies anymore

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i remember she did when in your party when you get that devil companion with a machine in her chest.
            screenshot of it is in pic related

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >ESL image
              Cringe, also isn't the "half dress" a blacksmith thing?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >using cringe
                zozzle

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >After EVERY single introduction to a new party member, she HEAVILY insinuates that she is down to fuck them.
            There is only one companion that actually fucks other party members and it isn't Shadowheart.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is not true, not even a little bit.
        Imagine listening to dedicated shitposters and not just playing the game...Karlach is a whore ingame, and Shadowheart is the only one who wants a long term relationship.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lel OK kid
          Who's the one that turns down a incest threesome and calls you a degenerate and that she wants to take a bath in lye just thinking about it, and who's the one who is not only perfectly fine with it, but also constantly lusts after bear cock even after her supposed tradwife conversion?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the person who physically hasn't been able to touch someone in a decade is the whore actually
          retard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sexo goddess

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > "We all had her but anon romanced her."

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that male drow is cute. Would do missionary with handholding with him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love your wife too, anon.
      Sorry I didn't pull out last night.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >main theme is literally about a cut plotpoint

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean? I figured it was just generic fantasy sounding lyrics.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        google cut content

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i read somewhere that the song doesnt make sense anymore cuz they changed some shit in the story?

        Your Dream Visitor used to be more styled as a love interest. Through the course of the story, they'd seduce you and at the end, you could be with them and they'd take you down to the river. Outside the dream your character turns into a Mind Flayer, but your mind gets a happy ending.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't talk to Wyll right away and now he's gone, is he hanging out somewhere else in the grove or did he fuck off?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you recruit Karlach, he ambushes you at your camp to try and kill her.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lel.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lol I'm seriously impressed at how much money garden gnomes are spending trying to get this game over

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    aloe handjobs from mommy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >aloe handjobs from granny

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically wish they didn't cut her romance. It would've been nice.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you romanced her in BG2 and BG3 are you cucking yourself

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I liked Aerie in BG2, so it works for me... I think?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The most you get out of her for awhile is a kiss, everybody else is keen to jump your bones. Karlach even wakes you up saying how horny she is. Lae'zel fucks you before she even loves you, your dick mindbreaks her into wanting romance and love.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Lae'zel fucks you before she even loves you
            You're not even the only one. Almost any man in the camp would do. She just wants sex. She'll also fuck Astarion and Wyll.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Khalid is dead. Stop using the word cuck if you have no idea what it means.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >runs into a mob of enemies
      >dies
      Now she's a good harper

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=SkygFU3_SOJuUG4D

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Raphael was the best villain in the game and needed even more involvement and an option for final boss based on your choices.
    >The Absolute should have been an actual person and not a brain. The brain should have been the Absolute's subservient moron.
    >The Dead Three should have actually been the Absolute's patsy's and not it's handler.
    >The Emperor was stupid. Should have kept Daisy as a manifestation of the tadpole trying to seduce you.
    >The Emperor should never have been a thing at all.
    >Fuck The Emperor, seriously.
    >The form you make for Daisy should have been the appearance of the Absolute.
    >Tav and Dark Urge should have been a singular character, just give players the option to not brutally murder Alfira or kick that squirrel.
    >You should have been able to collect a new heart from the Steelwatch facility fore Karlach along with some of the fancy Steelwatch infernal iron so Dammon could have forged her a new heart.
    >Jaheira should have been a full blown romance option. Let me plow that sexy old lady. I want to blow a load on her wrinkly yet strangely perky tits and ass.
    >The game needed some extra bosses with heavy lore implications but that were intentionally super difficult so you have something worth using all those legendary and broken very rare items on. Drizzt, Zariel, I don't care.
    >Kagha, Nere, Alfira, Volo, and the orc bitch from Moonrise should all be companion options.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the orc bitch from Moonrise
      sex

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Kagha, Nere, Alfira, Volo, and the orc bitch from Moonrise should all be companion options.
      Add in Zevlor as well.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>The Emperor was stupid. Should have kept Daisy as a manifestation of the tadpole trying to seduce you.
      >>The Emperor should never have been a thing at all.
      >>Fuck The Emperor, seriously.
      The Emperor is the best character and did nothing wrong

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He did absolutely everything wrong and was a complete fucking moron for his entire existence.
        I mean he HAS to be stupid to try and convince you that he actually is Balduran and not just a puppet in possession of his memories. If he's not outright lying to you, he is completely delusional and unaware of what he is.
        He always was and is a scheming, manipulative, lying douchebag and him throwing a hissy-fit and leaving just to get immediately shmorged by the Absolute because I wouldn't let him eat Orpheus confirms that. Most satisfying kill of the game finally getting to cave his brain in as an unceremonious add in the finale.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He is literally Balduran, and never tries to convince you the dragon tells you he's Balduran himself.
          He doesn't manipulate or lie about anything, he does exactly what he promised he'd do if you don't betray him for Orpheus. Choosing the Emperor over frogfag gives you the best ending because no one has to sacrifice themselves ot become a mindflayer.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mindflayers don't have a soul. As confirmed by Withers. They don't have a conscience or will that isn't the colonies'. They possess intelligence and memories based off their host, yes, but a mindflayer is an entirely new and separate creature after Ceremorphosis.
            The Emperor IS NOT Balduran. The Emperor POSESSES Balduran's memories and pieces of his personality. That is all.
            And no, Emperor is not the best ending. Freeing Orpheus means planting the seeds to a civil war that overthrows Vlaakith and freeing the Githyanki, and it also removes The Emperor from mind-controlling and tadpoling his way across the Underworld of Baldur's Gate. It is objectively the right thing to kill him and deny him every bid to regain his former power.
            You drank his kool-aid, you simply refuse to believe that he was in fact lying to and manipulating you the entire time.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Vlaakith Is actually based and prevents the gith from fulfilling their grand design of world conquest.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He did nothing wrong.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Mindflayers don't have a soul. As confirmed by Withers.
              Omeluum is bro-tier and is definitely good aligned though, how could a soulless, power-hungry husk be that?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      disgusting

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Tav and Urge being merged
      At first I agreed but an anon pointed out that making you have to be Urge makes your character some special dude while having the Tav option allows people roleplay some nobody who got swept up in a adventure. I think they made the right choice in the end.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How did you research this?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gortash collects nudes of all characters in the game and are in his hideout

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Goontash

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now do feet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we want the gay audience

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The Emperor not fragrant/gourmet
      it's shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Butt why?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >emperor
      >loose
      from dragon dick, I presume?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought mindflayers didn’t have genitalia or anything at all down there

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        An anus isn't genitals.
        They eat brains, you telling me they don't shit out a bad idea from time to time?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >astarion
      >tight
      he's got the highest body count, aside from halsin

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He’s a vampire, his body regenerates to pristine condition after a good sucking

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he was eating nothing but rotten rats. i wouldn't call that good sucking

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TORtanic 2.0

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No Daisy
    Not kino.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mogs your lore, final boss fight, party, and sound track
    heh, nothing personnel, fool

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what is gortash boss theme?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Raphael has his own them song
      >he sings in it
      I can't think of anything more Kino. He was the Gaunter O'Dimm of Baldur's gate, a perfect villain.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Down, down, down by the river...
    Shame the main theme song of the game makes no sense anymore due to the rewrite.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If only they'd kept Daisy so that whole motif of the soundtrack made sense...

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i read somewhere that the song doesnt make sense anymore cuz they changed some shit in the story?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vague enough so it doesn't matter.
      >Romance happens down by the river. Trust and stuff. Something about ink.. uh..

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do people actually play videogames without blasting their own music

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I give the game one chance to have good music, if it's not good within the first few hours I put on my own

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pointy nails
      sex

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are all the acts of equal length?
    im still in act 1. loving it, but i kinda want to take a break between them if they're all going to be this long (that, and i don't think my pc will handle baldur's gate well. it was already chugging when all the tieflings were getting packed up to leave)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your pc will be fine in act 2, it's act 3 people are stalling on for better optimisation updates

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      turn down your settings and play on vulkan

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus that one in the middle is hideous

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    virgin down by the river
    chad DOS2 main theme

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based

      ENTER

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        S O U L
        Cyseal market music better tho, honestly though the homestead music is my favorite

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >market music
          but anon it's a quiet day on the market.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            CYSEAL CYSEAL SHIVER ME TIMBERS AND SLITHER ME EELS

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >kino combat starts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so tired of hearing the music in this game. it just endlessly loops the same tracks. wish this game would change up the music genre sometimes like FFXIV did.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > like FFXIV
        It only makes sense to do that in a live service game where the game never ends and you have lots of unrelated or segmented stories, single player soundtracks are a lot more interconnected because the entire work tells a single story.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I get what you mean. I (and I think that anon as well) would have preferred a more 'out there' but still cohesive soundtrack like Uematsu's work.
          Soundtrack is still pretty damn good though. I hope the popularity of the Raphael fight theme proves that more strange and less atmospheric music is the right choice

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The bulk of FFXIV's soundtrack is done by Soken alone, same guy who did the entire soundtrack for FFXVI, a lot of Uematsu' FFXIV work is very conentional for the series where as Soken is more balls to the wall. For comparrison they both composed their own track for different phases of the same boss fight

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCbbxnjosSA
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCbbxnjosSA

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I have no idea how Ganker does this where it somehow pastes the wrong thing when I post it.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI3LcQqK2Tc

              I have no idea how Ganker does this where it somehow pastes the wrong thing when I post it.

              Yeah I know. I meant more like Uematsu's work on FFIX or whatever; single player games whose soundtrack were not built for a live service. Because XIV has the largest soundtrack of any Final Fantasy, it has to be more out there to remain 'interesting'. My favorite is Soken's electronic work, he should do more stuff like Alexander more often.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He should expanded more from his work on stormblood, shadowbringers was waaaaaaay to experimental with the electronic shit resulting in half the track being bangers and the other half being aids to listen to like the shadowbringers overworld battle theme.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Perhaps. Though in general I'm more able to appreciate something even its ass as long as it shows bravery and experimentation (I loved the Labyrinthos theme for example)
                Stormblood was good but being too conservative can result in stuff like XVI, which while still good its more boring and you can tell that Soken was a lot more strained writing it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The soundtrack is honestly one of the best I've ever heard and I've been shocked how thoroughly filtered people have been by it. Some of the fugues in act three are fucking incredible.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          its not bad it just gets tedious hearing it over and over the same few tracks especially for combat.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The combat music was backgroundy enough to handle the looping.
            This always playing in the camp was annoying. Great song but not for background looping.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You have never heard Kirill's work, shit is kino. Rest In Power Kirill

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >some of the fugues
          Fugues? As in more than one? That’s pretty based, wouldn’t have guessed there would be baroque music in the game. I’m still in act one, I like the music so far even if it’s standard fantasy by the numbers stuff

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah there's a few in act 3. I can send you yt links but I think you'd prefer to hear it yourself when you get there. It gets very baroque in act 3, which is fitting, considering the aesthetic of the grand renaissance style city. Act 1 is all harps, drums and singing, act 2 is spooky town and act 3 is pure baroque kino with impressive compositions.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait til the Rapheal fight

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It honestly feels like the driven evil by power Gale should be the canon route for him, but it doesn't even exists if you don't play his origin.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they call me an absolute madman for sneaking into the house of hope
    >everyone freaks out multiple times about how Raphael is gonna kill my ass soul
    >seriously he's gonna rip you a new one
    >he gets his own mega loud disney theme during his fight and fucking sings
    >i get pumped up
    >bro fails all his attacks and i had a harder time with his devil henchmen
    >doesnt even have a weapon

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shadowheart is the cutest....

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that armor and dye in the vanilla game?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. The armor called Breastplate, it's a medium armor. There's an unique version of it called Luminous Armour.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So if I turn the Tieflings against the Druids, I can get Wyll, Karlach, and Minthara all at once, but can I still do Karlach and Alfira's quests?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you help Halsin from his incoming death, then yes. But if you left him to die, then no because the goblins will raid the grove and everybody will die, including the blacksmith.

      Honestly, if you don't plan to romance Karlach or to get Potent Robe, i wouldn't even bother saving the Tieflings because Minthara is much more interesting than Halsin.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >But if you left him to die
        Really? You can't just let him die then kill all the
        Absolute leaders?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I killed all the druids, sent the goblins to the grove, told halsin I enjoyed killing the druids which led him to attack me, and then I killed all the goblins saving the tiefs when they showed up at the grove.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Absolute leaders?
          You mean the goblins leaders ? You can kill 2 of them, i guess. But one of them has to survive. If you killed Minthara, then she's dead for good, even if you didn't kill every the other two. If you kill them all and didn't go get Halsin, he will found his way back to the grove on his own. Him found his way back to the grove thing, i'm not entirely sure but i did it once, back in launch patch. I don't know if it's still a thing but you can try it out, i guess. I talked to the captured merc and he told me Halsin escaped during chaos and when you go to his cell, it's empty and your character will say something, i don't remember, but you'll see him again at the grove.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No I'm asking can you kill Halsin and still side with the grove? I don't care about Minthara.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes but the druids, they have to die. Stole the idol to cause a civil war and then side with the tieflings. Just make sure to have your party protecting Dammon the blacksmith at all cause, if he dies, Karlach's quest is over. After you helped the tieflings wipe out the tree huggers, make your way to the goblins camp and kill them all or at least just the 3 leaders and kill Halsin, he need to die. If you don't kill him, he will kill you for wiping out his grove.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who do I lose if I go for the drow?
    I want to do an evil playthrough

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      karlach, wyll, halsin

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also Gale, if you don't pass a dice roll.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you do it the direct way, Wyll, Karlach, and Halsin.
      If the indirect way, just Halsin.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No option to romance mommy Elder Brain

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shadow heart is the only one who wanted to get intimate with me after the tiefling party, well aside from gale but I'm pretty sure he just tries to fuck you no matter what. I kissed shadow heart but i wanted karlach. I got her pretty late in act one so I guess I hadn't built enough approval for her to like me but is it possible to romance her in act two or are you locked into shadow heart after the make out?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When I spoke to her at the party karlach was going on about wanting to get laid but when I told her I liked her she said she didn't want to complicate our relationship.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>Down, down, down by the river...
    Yeah, that thing got the axe, lmao.
    Together with any negative consequences of spamming long rest and abusing shrimp powers.
    And Daisy.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one who hears "Kon-ya ga Yamada" when the notes play?

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a wise anon said in another thread. If your romance option doesn't pass the drow hooker test, they are a canonically a whore.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My romance option told me she'll cut me, is that passing?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

        What does that mean for Astarion
        Absolutely was a whore, whole-heartedly agrees to a four-some if you aren't romancing him but completely disassociates and becomes shell-shocked during it, and declines because it makes him uncomfortable if you are romancing him.

        I'd say that counts.

        can I make a cute goth girl for my character? how goth?
        and also if I can, what should I choose for a beginner class? I don't know anything about DnD

        >can I make a cute goth girl for my character?
        Yes.
        >how goth?
        Very.
        >and also if I can, what should I choose for a beginner class?
        Monk is quite strong, give it a go.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The mods for the game let you make some kino goth women, pic related is some randoms Shart with the edit any character mod along with new hairstyles mod

          excellent, thanks bros

          i made a goth girl necromancer, fuckin love the vampiric and decay skin tones

          now we're talking
          I have no idea about class types, though, can I spec into it later on or should I start with a specific type of magic class?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you will be able to respec later for 100 gold, you get your subclass for wizard at level 2, just try something you think you'll like or suits the character and if you don't like it, you aren't stuck with it permanantly

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As a wise anon said in another thread. If your romance option doesn't pass the drow hooker test, they are a canonically a whore.

        a drow will never pass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What does that mean for Astarion
      Absolutely was a whore, whole-heartedly agrees to a four-some if you aren't romancing him but completely disassociates and becomes shell-shocked during it, and declines because it makes him uncomfortable if you are romancing him.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cazador used to whore him to get victims… it’s pretty cruel to force him into any kind of that shit tbqh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If your romance option goes around camp asking the men there to fuck her, they are also canonically a whore.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can I make a cute goth girl for my character? how goth?
    and also if I can, what should I choose for a beginner class? I don't know anything about DnD

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The mods for the game let you make some kino goth women, pic related is some randoms Shart with the edit any character mod along with new hairstyles mod

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it doesn't even look like her anymore I'm disgusted

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          can I make a cute goth girl for my character? how goth?
          and also if I can, what should I choose for a beginner class? I don't know anything about DnD

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this one at least looks more like her just with her hair down

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            holy fuck my dick, what an upgrade
            shame about the voice though

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Link mods please.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This one to edit all characters
              https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/899

              Then probably one of the hair mods for that hair style, idk which one.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks anon!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i made a goth girl necromancer, fuckin love the vampiric and decay skin tones

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your reaction?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I jump forward and lick Orin's pitties.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Gortash the girlboss when Orin is literally right there?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Subverted your expectations, hmm? 😉

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Way more accurate in terms of personality.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to think durge used to be on the left there

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fucking hate the endings I got presented with wtf!
    >You can take control of the brain with the emperor but he will make a thrall out of all of you.
    >You can betray him but you will make a thrall out of all your companions like an asshole.
    >You turn into a semen slurping catfishing ilithid and make thralls out of your companions like an asshole.
    OR
    >Be a good boi and destroy the brain even though you meant to control it from the begining
    There is no fucking winning in the end is there?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's what you get for trusting Squidface, idiot.
      How many times does the game need to tell you
      >by the way, he wasn't "good friends" with Stelmane, he mindcontrolled her into a seizure-prone state
      or
      >all those old friends Balduran had? Yeah, he fucking killed them because they stopped trusting "The Emperor"
      before it sinks in that this guy is not your friend and simply using you to regain power over his order.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mindflayers don't have a soul. As confirmed by Withers. They don't have a conscience or will that isn't the colonies'. They possess intelligence and memories based off their host, yes, but a mindflayer is an entirely new and separate creature after Ceremorphosis.
        The Emperor IS NOT Balduran. The Emperor POSESSES Balduran's memories and pieces of his personality. That is all.
        And no, Emperor is not the best ending. Freeing Orpheus means planting the seeds to a civil war that overthrows Vlaakith and freeing the Githyanki, and it also removes The Emperor from mind-controlling and tadpoling his way across the Underworld of Baldur's Gate. It is objectively the right thing to kill him and deny him every bid to regain his former power.
        You drank his kool-aid, you simply refuse to believe that he was in fact lying to and manipulating you the entire time.

        Imagine being this mindbroken by BaldurCHAD
        He's based as hell and way better choice than the frog fuccboi

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know what he was from the beginning and meant to kill him right at the end but then all my companions asked me wtf I was doing and my char enslaved everyone.
        There is no ending in which you rule with your companions intact, you always end up enslaving them.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why did you let him kill Orpheus anyway??

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You are correct, you get these endings because you, the fucking idiot, TRUSTED THE EMPEROR.
            Had you disregarded him, worked against him, sought a different outcome than what he claims is the only way, you might've had a better choice.

            You guys are focusing on the wrong fucking thing, I also had the hammer and could save orpheus, the problem is that the game won't let you command the brain and not be an assholes to your companions, I don't want to enslave them.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >command the brain
              kill that bitch

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Minthara wants to control the cult so I have to obey.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Its what I ended up doing after I saw all the shit choices

                What the fuck did you think "controlling the brain" meant, then?
                Were you gonna put it in a nice maid outfit, clean your summer house, make it walk your dog?
                What the fuck do you think it means to take control of an Elder Brain with its illithid collective?
                It means you TAKE CONTROL OF THE ILLITHID COLLECTIVE, which, yes, includes your friends, who are all very vocal about how much they did not want to be part of an illithid collective.

                Look at it this way, you aren't an asshole to your companions because they like and endorse everything *you* say now, anyways.

                Astarion and Mynthara kept bugging me the whole run about taking control of the brain, what they failed to mention was that we would all become bitches to emperor and they would become my bitches, there is no good ending for them.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >there is no good ending for them
                Yeah, exactly as you chose and intended.
                Woe, consequences of your actions upon ye.
                There is no other outcome. There is no "friend who is in charge with me :)".
                If you thought there was any other way this could've worked out, you're a moron.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are a special kind of fucking idiot aren't you?
                This is not a actions and consequences kind of deal, this is not something with subtle clues that you could have seen coming, this is the result of cut content.
                Obviously part of the "70 something endings" that we never got, the companions kept talking and made several remarks about us controlling the brain so it was part of the plan at some point.

                I hate that you can't kill that gay squid sooner

                God I hate that squid so much.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The companions were WRONG. You cannot control an ELDER BRAIN without controlling ITS COLLECTIVE.
                This is a simple logic issue.
                You want something THAT CANNOT HAPPEN BECAUSE IT ISN'T HOW THINGS WORK.
                You should have known this. Yes, Astarion and Minthara didn't, they are stupid and blinded by opportunity, and so were you.
                Literally you made your bed, lie in it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >ITS COLLECTIVE.
                What collective? 3 morons with glowing legos were enough.
                That leaves me, ASStarion and Minthra.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What collective he asks.
                What do you think every single tadpoled person on the Sword Coast is?
                ESPECIALLY since you got rid of the only 2 people stopping the Brain from taking them over entirely?
                There IS no Astarion. There IS no Minthara. With that kill you ensured that there is only the Absolute now, with you at the helm as you are the one with the stones who dominated her.
                And no, splitting was not an option anymore, that is established when the brain becomes the Netherbrain.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                I have the 3 fucking stones and I decide who turns and who thralls, just like the 3 fags that had it before me, but somehow my char pulled and even evil-er move on the companions and THAT is the problem.

                [...]
                KEK

                I'm just gonna repeat what I said earlier.
                You let people with 8 int who had no fucking clue about how anything works try and make a decision on how they can use a 9th level spell to control a being beyond comprehension and are now upset that things didn't work like you and your idiot friends thought it did. Apparently you also have 8 int.
                Again, your friends were gone the second you destroyed the Orphic Blessing. You are the only one left.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dude, if someone as retarded as Orin and Ketheric can control it then it can't be that hard, relax.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Neither Orin nor Ketheric had tadpoles.
                Your friends did.
                You are only save because you have all 3 stones and broke the brains will.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ok first off I'll have you know that I have 10 int not 8 and second

                Neither Orin nor Ketheric had tadpoles.
                Your friends did.
                You are only save because you have all 3 stones and broke the brains will.

                Ok fine!
                Guess that leaves destroying the brain as the only decent ending then.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You have very clearly demonstrated in this exchange that you do not have average intelligence for a commoner, sorry to break it to you.
                You were wrong about literally everything you wanted as an outcome here and then blamed it on cut content.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you do not have average intelligence for a commoner,
                Not that bro but what are you on? The average peasants should only have 6 on all stats, 8 int already 2 scores above the average masses.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Isn't 10 supposed to be an average humans score in DnD?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Human with classes maybe, but peasants and shit are literally classless and should only have 6 on all boards.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty sure I read in one of the 5e handbooks that 10 is the baseline for the average human. A completely standard human with no nothing special about him should be all 10's.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The average peasants should only have 6 on all stats
                What? Since when? Maybe that's a 5e thing since everything is dumber.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >5e is worse in every way
                Please stop mindlessly parroting Reddit opinions

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It sure is worse than 3.5 and AD&D

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                5e is fun and everyone I know enjoys it, the goal of the game is to roleplay and 5e facilitates that better than 3.5. What's your main issue with 5e?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >5e is fun
                Cute but has nothing to do with what I said.
                It is dumbed down.
                It is worse than 3.5 and ad&d.
                >What's your main issue with 5e?
                It's simplicity and lack of variety.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fun has everything to do with what you said. Is your main goal with DnD to roleplay? If it is, 5e is superior BECAUSE of its simplicity. It maintains enough complexity while facilitating better rping.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Fun has everything to do with what you said.
                I don't care about your fun or of some randoms.
                > Is your main goal with DnD to roleplay?
                It's both to roleplay and play a game.
                > 5e is superior BECAUSE of its simplicity
                lol. no
                In other words, it's inferior BECAUSE of its simplicity.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't care about your fun or of some randoms.
                Then why are you playing DnD, you autistic freak? Your disposition makes sense considering your opinion, not very social, are you

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Then why are you playing DnD, you autistic freak?
                I'm talking in the context of video games.
                5e is babby compared to 3.5 and ad&d

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Simplicity isn't necessarily bad, and IMO classes end up becoming more distinct than in 3.5e, kind of similar to AD&D.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't like 3.5/Pathfinder and I think 5 is an overcorrection from them.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, they added a lot of very nice RP mechanics and quality of life changes but in exchange basically took away a lot of player freedoms in buildcrafting, peak DnD should be 3.5/PF mixed with 5e gimmicks and flavour

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are a special kind of fucking idiot aren't you?
                This is not a actions and consequences kind of deal, this is not something with subtle clues that you could have seen coming, this is the result of cut content.
                Obviously part of the "70 something endings" that we never got, the companions kept talking and made several remarks about us controlling the brain so it was part of the plan at some point.

                [...]
                God I hate that squid so much.

                reminder that Minthara has 8 int

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are a special kind of fucking idiot aren't you?
                This is not a actions and consequences kind of deal, this is not something with subtle clues that you could have seen coming, this is the result of cut content.
                Obviously part of the "70 something endings" that we never got, the companions kept talking and made several remarks about us controlling the brain so it was part of the plan at some point.

                [...]
                God I hate that squid so much.

                >one of my companions said it so it must be 100% true!
                retard

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But 25 Wis

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >ITS COLLECTIVE.
                What collective? 3 morons with glowing legos were enough.
                That leaves me, ASStarion and Minthra.

                I have the 3 fucking stones and I decide who turns and who thralls, just like the 3 fags that had it before me, but somehow my char pulled and even evil-er move on the companions and THAT is the problem.

                [...]
                reminder that Minthara has 8 int

                KEK

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i think the main difference between the stone wielders and you is that none of them have tadpoles, they're not bound to the absolute as servants, and the absolute can't just MC them if they allow it to be fully autonomous. i agree with the other anon, honestly, your party has an IDEA of what they want to do to the netherbrain because they love the idea of power, but have no clue how it actually works

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I hate that you can't kill that gay squid sooner

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What the fuck did you think "controlling the brain" meant, then?
              Were you gonna put it in a nice maid outfit, clean your summer house, make it walk your dog?
              What the fuck do you think it means to take control of an Elder Brain with its illithid collective?
              It means you TAKE CONTROL OF THE ILLITHID COLLECTIVE, which, yes, includes your friends, who are all very vocal about how much they did not want to be part of an illithid collective.

              Look at it this way, you aren't an asshole to your companions because they like and endorse everything *you* say now, anyways.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You are correct, you get these endings because you, the fucking idiot, TRUSTED THE EMPEROR.
          Had you disregarded him, worked against him, sought a different outcome than what he claims is the only way, you might've had a better choice.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            EMperor's ending is better because no one has to become a mindflayer

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And instead you doom the Githyanki to serve Vlaakith and be consumed by her and The Emperor, who is a straight up villain, is free to mind-control his way across the underground of Baldur's Gate again.
              Killer ending you got there, champ.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't give a fuck about the githyanki they're all cunts, the emperor saved me all game so I owe him one

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >emperor has been deceiving you the whole time, using illusions to get you to trust him
                >doesn't tell you he MC'd Stalemane and their relationship was one-sided unless you make it evident you distrust him, even then he shows you that and threatens you, telling you he could do the same to you
                >if you decide to free Orpheus, he instantly joins the brobrain, proving his ultimate goal since learning of the elder brain wasn't freedom, just being on the winning side
                >don't forget he tries to fuck you several times for no real reason other than wanting to keep luring you deeper into his schemes

                fuck the emperor, fuck the ghaik, and fuck the moronbrain

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                also not to mention that
                illithid have no souls and the emperor simulates human sentimentality constantly, even Withers, who is a literal god, tells you the illithid have no souls. trusting the emperor is full retard behavior

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Who gives a fuck? He leaves you and your party alone in the end anyways, if your not a cunt to him he doesn't resort to threats or betrayal. He like you, wants to survive.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >emperor has been deceiving you the whole time, using illusions to get you to trust him
                He tells you himself he had to use the illusion because no one would trust a mindflayer at first
                't tell you he MC'd Stalemane and their relationship was one-sided unless you make it evident you distrust him, even then he shows you that and threatens you, telling you he could do the same to you
                So fucking what if he mc'd stelmane? he was ultimately keeping baldur's gate in line and bringing order to the city, the game tells you stelmane was a crazy bitch anyway
                And his threats are just a bluff, he never attempts to control you even though he has ample opportunity. he respects your free will to the very end
                >>if you decide to free Orpheus, he instantly joins the brobrain, proving his ultimate goal since learning of the elder brain wasn't freedom, just being on the winning side
                Gee whiz, he wants to be on the winning side and survive like LITERALLY EVERYONE IN THE GAME
                >>don't forget he tries to fuck you several times for no real reason other than wanting to keep luring you deeper into his schemes
                He's horny and hasn't gotten laid in forever, plus all your companions try to fuck you too.

                All the shit the emperor does is completely understandable and he's your genuine ally to the end, way more than the retarded frogpeople. You sound like you have an irrational hateboner for him when he does nothing offensive in the entire game unless you go out of your way to instigate him.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He's horn
                Weird since they're asexual

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he respects your free will to the very end
                A mindless thrall wouldn't be able to pull the stuff that Tav pulled, the moment he mind controls you, he cripples you.
                >All the shit the emperor does is completely understandable and he's your genuine ally to the end
                Successfully gaslit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you played right into his tentacles, he courts your attention and "respect" because you just so happen to have come across the artifact that makes you immune to the netherbrain's control, you're just a conveniently useful tool for him. also
                >he respects your free will
                >joins the side that wants to kill you if you don't follow his retarded intergalactic domination plan
                wew lad

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >his retarded intergalactic domination plan
                His plan to destroy the brain is the correct one, Orpheus does it too if you choose him

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wow it’s almost like he wants to survive at all costs and end up on top

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah bro guess what, i'm gonna be on top, not some gay ass tentacle freak

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Elder brains in general are kept in check by the same Gith power that protected you. Not resolving the Gith issue means the final solution or whatever it's called is inevitable.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >kept in check by the same Gith power that protected you
                Emperor or you have the Gith power now since we absorbed Orpheus' brain so we're guuci.
                Emperor route is clearly the best option if you're not a frogfucker.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This means the power meant to keep the illithid in check is now in the hands of the illithid. Full squid dominance instead of allowing frogs their ecological niche.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I trust the Emperor over any frogfuck, Emperor is the reason I'm alive and was my ally to the end

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He used you to enact the ancient master plan of the illithid race and you're happy about it, because you're easily manipulated.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He used you to enact the ancient master plan of the illithid race
                He literally worked with me to destroy the netherbrain and save the city. I guess I got manipulated into doing...exactly what I wanted to do from the start?
                Lmao, you sound absolutely retarded.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You did what he wanted from the start.
                He trapped you in the situation using a frog he also trapped. If the frog was free from the start all the problems you're thanking squid for solving wouldn't even exist.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >letting the power that be to check and balance itself
                Have you not learned what would happen to this from modern governments?

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SHE WON

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >When she wakes you up in the middle of the night to tell you how good of a fighter you are, and how sexy that is.
      >Few nights later she wakes you up again to demand a duel in order to figure out her feelings towards you.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >daisy got cut because of le sexual assault
    shit sucks man

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >because le sexual assault
      What did they mean by this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Especially considering the emperor is a literal groomer

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't even give a fuck about the brain, I just wanted the Crown of Karsus...

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >turn Orpheus into a squid person
    >he begs laezel to continue his legacy and offers her two dragons she refuses
    >Orpheus says his cause is lost because laezel said no and he kills himself

    wtf

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take Gale with you and agree to Orpheus that you will turn into a squid, once you approach the brain Gale will stop you and offer his services of an heroing. Boom. You got the best ending in the game. Orpheus rides with Lae'zel and Voss to kill Vlaakith. Gale dies but his soul will be saved by Mystra somehow. You have a happy ending with your love interest. The end.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was on good terms with all of my companions in my camp, and Lae'zel as my lover. I turned myself into a tentacle man, defeated the brain, told Gale to find the crown and return it to Mystra, let Lae'zel go. Then finally went to fight demons in Avernus with Mama K, I suppose that is the best way to occupy mysef and besides... Mizora is a cocky shit and that needs to be fixed, referably with an axe through the skull.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Anon thinks he can survive Avernus with a mediocre fighter that was literally treated like a pet by Zariel
        Oh no no no no

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >laezel: please stay with me when this is all over
    >Me: okay sure
    >I turn into a mindflayer to save her prince
    >laezel: fuck you im outta here now with my prince enjoy being forever alone

    I achieved the cuck ending

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least you're not wyll
      >fuck mizora
      >wyll disapproves >:(

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wyll doesn't actually have a relationship with that harlot, he just disapproves of you fucking a demon whore like her

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gortash developed the altered tadpole tech you're trying to use to control the world. He knows this stuff better than you but still never had full control of the brain.
    If there was an option to rule it would have had to have been through Gortash. The idea of controlling the world as a human with a tadpole in your head makes no sense. Becoming a full mindflayer is suicide.
    When I freed Orpheus I had already accepted I was sacrificing my life, I read his mind and saw murderous hate toward me so I had no reason not to think he would attack and if he did I had to die.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck shadowheart
    Marry shadowheart
    Kill Karlach
    Kill Lae'zel
    Kill drow bitch

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game is too easy even on Tactician. Does it get harder later in the game?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >D&D
      >harder at higher levels
      lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, when campaigns throw enemies at equal or greater power to your own they tend to get harder at higher levels, yes.

        Can someone that actually played the game answer my question? Because tactician feels like it should be the easy mode, I can't imagine what actual easy mode is like.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there's maybe 1 fight that's challenging in act 3, but it's misleading to say that because whatever difficulty the game may have is flattened by how broken your builds can get, also how strong martial classes are late game

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >also how strong martial classes are late game
            I made a gith wizard.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              why not just go monk? githyanki are unironically pretty broken

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                cuz i wanted to play a wizard that could wear armor and swing giant swords around

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are battlemages viable in 5e, how would you make one?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Eldritch Knight is good for actual 5e
                But not for this game because Larian removed all blade cantrips.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Are battlemages viable in 5e, how would you make one?
                yeah, just drink giant strength potions. gith automatically get proficiency with med armor and 2h swords

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                1 attack per turn unless you dedicate your one concentration spell to haste or dip a melee class. it's fucking shit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, but that necessitates playing a bard as it's the only full caster that gets more than one attack per round. Though in either case I don't really think the action economy works out too well and you're better off specializing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I find the game hard. It gets especially hard in act three. At level 8-9 they're throwing massive rooms filled with LVL 11 enemies at you

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The combat director for the game left during EA
          So there's appropriate challenges and difficulty spikes in act 1, and then in act 2 onwards it's just nothing but fodder encounters.
          Casters never do anything interesting, enemies never use items in a meaningful way, even story climax boss fights like Orin and Gortash literally just fucking wet noodle slap you.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The closest thing to Le'epic confrontation are Rafael, Netherbrain, and Mykrul's avatar. What a fucking shame that Bane doesn't got a spooky black bro and the Bhaalbitch just goes slayer mode while fucking Saverok is a level 16 gigachad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No it actually gets much much easier the farther you get, difficulty slowly evaporates once you hit level 5

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, you can easily one-round pretty much every boss monster.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tfw you go to hell with your Demon wafiu

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Beat the game with 4 friends
      >One became Astarions bitch
      >One became Gale's Wife
      >One went to live on a farm with Shadowheart
      >Meanwhile pic related was my ending
      God it felt good to be the MC of the story. Bar none my favorite ending to one of these types of RPGs

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of which, can you just make Emperor fuck off the very first time he asked you to slave'd Orpheus? Even when I killed him, he just said that I "came to my senses" or someshit.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can't make them into a harem of sister-wives

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    VAN VAN VAN, BY THE RIVER

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rip Chris Farley

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy how the theme replays as background music in certain areas or scenes. Found a music box that when played, played the theme. All of that just feels soulful for some reason.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is a fun build to do for my 2nd playthrough?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the opposite of your first run's build, duh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Swashbuck-
      Uuuh, College of Sword Bard then.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am doing persuasion lore bard or Strength Monk with these difficulty mods

      https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/1835

      https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/1465

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have the pic where you massage Minthara's ear during sex?

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which of them are actually monogamous though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every girl except Shart and every guy except Gale maybe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lae'zel and Minthara.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can you does them lesbian harem???

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can't have harem at all in this game. except with halsin

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >try the evil route
    >finally hit level 5 at the ruins on the ebonlake
    I feel so underleveled, this route really cucks you out of exp

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You ain't seeing nothing yet, Halsin quest is one of the best sources of exp in the game and evil route just doesn't get anything equivalent.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Halsin quest is one of the best sources of exp
        The one where you protect the portal? Yeah I feel like I'm losing out on a ton of shit. They should've made Nere or Zrell a companion to balance it out seeing as how you lose out on 2 companions, and even potentially Gale too if you fail the check

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when people were memeing nonstop about Lae'zel being the cuck option? Only for it to turn out that's she's monogamous and loyal as fuck unlike a certain half elf?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She and Mama K are the patrician choices by far.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dumb song, shitty companions

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm trying to do a playthrough without adding any followers to the camp, but Halsin kind of forced his way in there.

    Do you have to accept Halsin or did I mess up? Without killing him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kill him or else Shadowheart will constantly flirt with him.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She never flirted with him in my playthrough, but I used her from lvl1 and never had her affinity drop once due to choices.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          your affinity doesn't matter

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do you mean if you have them both in your party? In camp they're on opposite sides of the map and I never saw them interact.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Then you're good. I kill him in act 3 anyway because he's such a forced piece of shit character who was only added because reddit begged Larian to. The kicker is that they don't even like him now.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kek yeah I only saved him because I was doing a good playthrough, and then saved him in Act 3 but goddamn he was basically just a deadweight extra mouth to feed in my game, added nothing. I really wish the game had a better selection of companions.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i don't care what shart does. she can take all the dick in baldur's gate, it's all the same to me. i'm gonna be doing some saucy handholding with astarion

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't have Shadowheart in my camp, like I said I'm trying to not pick up any companions in my playthrough

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I had shadowheart for my entire play through and used halsin as much as I could but I didnt even see him flirt with shadowheart at all which is why all this cuck shit confuses me.
        Mind you I did romance him and reject everyone so maybe that factors into something. Even when I went the brothel they didnt interact with each other at all.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes anybody with a brain knows this Halsin shit with Shadowheart is insanely overblown

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's mostly the same few schizos spamming it in every thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Congrats! You are now the proud *parent of a litter of half-elf druids.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cute. He saw how cute you were and followed you.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Early access fags, what were the biggest changes to the companions in the launch version. I see people posting about Shadowheart and Wyll being more evil and an entire companion being cut but not anything specific.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only Wyll had a huge notable overhaul, they redid his entire character and story arc. In EA he was an arrogant gloryhound being a hero for selfish reasons. Now he's genuinely a hero.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wyll was actually a coward with hero complex, he gained his scars and losing an eye from goblins and made pact with Mizora to survive IIRC, starting to called himself Blade of the Frontier after the pact because the pact powers got into his head.

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only truly memorable scene in this game is Shadowheart rejecting Shar and saving the Nightsong, and then this music plays...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      House of Hope tops that. Also really liked Karlachs breakdown after killing Gortash

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        House of hope was just kino, no feels involved. Karlach was too reddit lesbian for my liking so I deprived her of Gortash kill.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its a great scene

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh kek I did see that scene, I actually had frog carry Gortash's corpse back to camp and just dropped the body infront of Karlach, I thought it might be a bit different if you actually killed him with her in your party.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Early on you have to go with whatever squid says since he's apparently the thing protecting you for whatever reason.
    The deeper / pretentious side of that narrative is the idea of faith. Your existence depends on this entity so you pretty much have to have faith in it but then it's revealed he's basically a middle-man that doesn't let you talk to the source. Like a scammer priest of a real god. Squidbois got scammed by a slightly more advanced Boooal scam.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I seriously hope the next DnD game gives us subclasses from other resources besides the PHB, even better if they set the game in a different world like Eberron it's kinda malding that the only way to play fun subclasses like Swashbuckler, Hexblade, Armourer and Samurai is through a mass mod on Solasta.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want a Dark Sun game that plays like BG 1 and 2.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wizards flat out stated Dark Sun is too problematic to ever touch again

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, I know. They've been trying to bury it for a very long time. I still think it's a really cool setting and it's a crime that we never got a classic CRPG using it though.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >we never got a classic CRPG using it though
            The SSI Dark Sun games are underrated.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >we never got a classic CRPG
            There are literally two (2) of them.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wizards have proven time and time again they have awful taste by focusing on FR, hopefully if Larian or Owlkek decide for more DnD games we'll get more unique settings. Even FR isn't bad but outside of certain games you're never allowed to BE anyone special or have significant impact on the world

          >Hexblade
          Larian was so retarded about Hexblade, they don't want to include it because they knew people like to dip into Hexblade for the Hex Warrior but include the charisma modifier changer into Pact of the Blade anyway. Not to mention with how dead the whole talking to your patron is in this game, unless you're named Wyll, Hexblade would've been make better sense instead of the Great Old One or Archfey.

          OGL is the reason why they didn't add Hexblade and modified Pact of the Blade, the ogl limits you to Phb races and materials only.

          I don't think OGL matters for that, as they have Gith(weird race) and did significant reworks to some subclasses. I think it's more so the case that hexblade is an infamous munchkin dip and got nerfed to a 3-4 point investment minimum instead.
          Lorewise though
          >Hexblade powers come primarily from the Ravenqueen
          Don't blame them for wanting to not touch that mess of lore with a 10 foot pole while dealing with Shar and /ourdad/
          Hexblade is more like a special OC subclass for a planescape esque op character

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hexblade
      Larian was so retarded about Hexblade, they don't want to include it because they knew people like to dip into Hexblade for the Hex Warrior but include the charisma modifier changer into Pact of the Blade anyway. Not to mention with how dead the whole talking to your patron is in this game, unless you're named Wyll, Hexblade would've been make better sense instead of the Great Old One or Archfey.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OGL is the reason why they didn't add Hexblade and modified Pact of the Blade, the ogl limits you to Phb races and materials only.

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fuck me down by the river
    I fucking hate that song

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mild spoilers for durge
    So, I killed shadowheart in my sleep. Slayer form sucks but it's pretty kino storywise. Can I still romance someone else from this point onward?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anyone?

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Devilish sexy time.

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=UhqdMGOIvfVjYn4h&t=20
    Okay, this song with your tav/durge in their final decision in act 3. Yayy or Nay?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SNK fags are subhumans

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A simple Nay would've sufficed anon, why you gotta call me out like this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What would you do if you had a million spell slots?
    >Two haste spells at the same time, man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's retarded. Better be 250k each for Haste, Divine Smite, Freedom of Movement, and Misty Step.

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My laptop is so ass the ending cutscenes to BG3 look like some Roblox shit.

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you follow Karlach back to hell, how well does your character's class do?
    >oathbreaker paladin

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >character has 8 int or 8 cha
    >still can talk to people and isn't a retard
    How is this justified? Low str, dex or con is reflected accurately through mechanics, gameplay and story sections but these two (wis is a tricky one but can still be applied here) are conveniently forgotten. Goes without saying the only videogame that got it right was Fallout

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Karlach only has 8 INT and she sure acts like it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      npc's use Speak with Animals to understand tard grunts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      -1 int modifier wouldn't mean you're retarded just below average intelligence, you'd have to have a modifier of -2 to be a retard with a modifier of -3 being literal animal tier.

      charisma modifiers are more about how convincing you are

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Point buy doesn't allow you to make characters that are significantly below average. To make a real retard you need to roll for abilities and roll a 3 or 4 or something.

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna start a new character, what's the most fun melee/mage hybrid between oathbreaker and eldritch knight?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you're playing Eldritch Knight just get a spear and tavern brawler, become the ultimate spear chucker.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        rule of cool dictates you have to use a big 2h sword whenever you play a fighter

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          2h weapons don't normally have the throw modifier and since you aren't binding them they don't auto return when thrown.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you can't bind 2h weapons?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I meant spears thrown from inventory

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If you bind a 2 handed weapon without the thrown property, you could throw it and recall it, but it would only do 1d4+10 damage as an improvised throwing weapon i believe.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            As far as I know, Returning Pike is the only throwing weapon that does full 2-hand weapon damage. Spears and tridents both do the 1-hand d6 damage, no different than javelins.
            And it already returns on its own.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the returning pike has it yes

              I will now make a great weapon fighting tavern brawler champion pike chucker

              >you can replace it later with the legendary trident you get from the genie
              How? I only ever got junk from him even after calling him out for cheating.

              spin the wheel again but prevent him for cheating, he will then reee at you for cheating and teleport you to a jungle. Right next to the exit portal is a chest containing the spear.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                just remember to give the pike a second to return. if you end your turn too quick, it can just stay on the floor. actually, it might just be a toaster problem

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i have a pc with a 7800x3d and 4090 and it happens to me. it’s just game jank. also happen if you throw the weapon to enter a battle that’s already started

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the returning pike is pretty good even in act 3 when you get the nyrulna because the nyrula has a huge aoe that often causes friendly fire. throwing builds can freely swap weapons in combat since you can throw anything from your inventory without needing to have it equipped

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i don’t think gwm works on thrown 2h weapons

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It should since it works on ranged weapons iirc

                just remember to give the pike a second to return. if you end your turn too quick, it can just stay on the floor. actually, it might just be a toaster problem

                it's not a toaster problem, the infernal spear is also similarly bugged but it's even worse because for some stupid reason it also gets a turn in combat for some reason if you throw it and leave it out and said turn can last up to a full minute

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i tested it, gwm does not work on returning pike thrown attacks. it’s only for melee. also it obviously doesn’t work on ranged weapons, it specifies melee weapons in the tooltip

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I thought you were talking about champion's critical role modifier

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there aren’t any good spears to throw

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Every spear is good for throwing, you can replace it later with the legendary trident you get from the genie

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they’re all worse than the returning pike because they’re 1d6 while the pike is 1d10. and the pike can be used on a class that has better offensive bonuses than ek

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There are pikes with the throw modifier?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the returning pike has it yes

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >you can replace it later with the legendary trident you get from the genie
            How? I only ever got junk from him even after calling him out for cheating.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              pickpocket the magic ring from him, he will fail his cheats and send the party member that talks to him into a jungle full of dinosaurs. there’s a painted chest at the exit of the jungle, either lockpick it on the spot or send it to camp for your lockpicker to do it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      paladin by far. eldritch knight's spellbook is too gutted

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      paladin doesn’t cast any spells they just use their spellslots to melee harder
      ek only has utility spells like shield

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they also get bless and command, the best divine spells

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shadowpubes

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you think that's kino

    Don't listen to it if you haven't finished act 3 of Raphael's quest.
    >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMo7ugWudCA&ab_channel=BorislavSlavov

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish all the genders were swapped for the companions.
    >Wyllo the righteous demon GF
    >Gayle who licks god muff sucks mortal cock
    >Astaria needs cock correction
    >Karlach is "Gary the Big Man who's always at the pub"
    >If Shadowheart was a guy being a whore would have been based
    >Lad'Zel is for fans of domestic abuse

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish karlach was a man. Himbos are the best. girl astarion would work this board into a frenzy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I wish karlach was a man.
        Fuck you gay bitch

        >girl astarion would work this board into a frenzy
        DESU, wouldn't mind that. Actually, every single companion should've been a girl.

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i wish they didn’t remove the rebound battleaxe, it’s literally the one reason to take ek as a thrower

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shadowheart is such a dogshit character
    >release her from her mindflayer prison
    >don't bother her about her artifact
    >she repays this by letting a gay vampire hold you at knife point
    Couldn't have said look out you fucking bitch?

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Zevlor unceremoniously during the raid on the grove fight
    >The NPCs are still asking me to find Zevlor in Moonrise towers

    What the fug

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Before I play this game any longer, please tell me there is a yes man style ending... please. I legitimately hate everyone and just want them to all die (while saving the world ofc because based heroicism)

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I keep ignoring Lea'zel's demands and now she's getting really pissed off at me. I don't want her to leave because she's like my only good dps. Her stupid queen is ruining everything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just replace her with a hireling.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just kill the whore and be done with her. Replace her with a hireling or reclass and respec Karlach.

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I make a support character?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reclass Shadowheart into a life or tempest cleric.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The best support is more offense

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cleric and Bard are the only "support" classes, everyone else is just a different flavor of damage, utility, and tank. Cleric and Bard actually have buffs to apply for other party members. Even then, it's mostly concentration so you'll just be blessing at the start of the fight while the rizzard casts haste on himself and spams firebolt/ball/ray

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't fall for the cleric meme. Concentration ruins their versatility. Wizards get far more buffs with rituals, familiars that can assist and distract in combat, better crowd control by creating surfaces and clouds, and better variety of damage.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Define support. Gloomthief with dual hand xbows is basically trash and DPS support. Wizard, especially evocation, can basically just spam fireballs or what crazy shit you can learn, including decent trash mobs, skeletons or elementals. Sorcs and locks have haste to do epic gamer moment shit for themselves or your party's most beefy kill machine.

      If you mean support as in healing and buffing, why? That shit is gay and it's just wasting actions you can spend killing. Better off just stacking potions and throwing them at people or having them drink themselves. Just as worthless heal output, imo.

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Despite all the shitposting, even the wifus are good for a modern rpg.

    All of the girls are cute and datable (some more than other).
    Compare it to the shit we got in the pathfinder games, and it feels almost like a miracle.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >even the wifus are good
      Not to me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Arue is better than any of the romances in BG3
      Endings and choices in WotR are much more satisfying than anything in BG3
      Music is consistently great instead of one or two standout tracks.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Arue when Daeran is in the game
        Arue's moeblob romance is more of a fantasy than an actual romance, fags aside everyone else feels like a more fleshed out romance, other than my good friend Cam Cam but what can you expect when you start hitting up Ted Bundy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based fellow Daeranlover.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He really is the best, even when you don't romance him
            >tfw he asks you to marry

            >Put out a worldwide manhunt for someone
            >Be surprised when she shows up and snaps your spine
            WOOOOOOW NOTHING I COULD DO

            That's the one good part of her character, she's also too incompetent to do it alone so you had to do it for her

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I tried romancing Daeran but it got too gay too fast. You're gay too.

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any reason not to just slaughter all of the goblins on sight? Is there anything to do with listening to Gut or making deals with them, if you aren't playing an evil route?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can get some talk, lore, free stuff, and RP. Worth it for Loriander's blessing alone, very good for frontliner that soaks up damage often. Also the torture is fun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're pretty funny. otherwise no

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno what it is about middle girl but I am drawn to her face. I find her attractive.

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to play a dwarf cleric of Moradin. The suggested domain for Moradin is Knowledge.

    Are Knowledge Domain clerics any good? Looks like they get some wizard crowd control spells and can channel their divinity to get bonuses on certain skill checks (Arcana, History, Nature, or Religion)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They get free expertise in bg3, already pretty good there. They have alright features, and clerics are already pretty strong as it is

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mother of god, starfield has some of those worse written vidya romances i ever had the pleasure of first hand experience and second hand embarrassment

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ansur is way too weak for a lv17 enemy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If BG3 used actual tabletop rulesets, you would have no chance against any of the dragons and the new Karlach ending would have an epic level demon stomp you both into a gore smear

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what makes them so much stronger?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're all level 20 or higher with legendary resistances that let them do OP actions/spells and automatically succeed saving throws a certain number of times per day, and most if not all of their stats are 20s, minimum. Raphael is a chump compared to just one, and there's billions of them in Avernus alone.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            but what would a lv17 boss like ansur look like in tt

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Metallic Dragon old enough to be around in Balduran's time

              Probably level 25

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                he’s level 17 because he’s dead

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I dunno about that, if anything he should've kept his level and spam free action channel negative energy every turn.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                he’s level 17 because he’s dead

                I dunno about that, if anything he should've kept his level and spam free action channel negative energy every turn.

                but what would a lv17 boss like ansur look like in tt

                He's level 17 because of the AIDS debuff, same reason Balduran de-leveled into 12. The fact that Balduran ends up a lower level means he's the bottom

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a Berserker Barbarian, Lae'zel is the only fitting choice.

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