Downloading Smite right now, what should i expect?

Downloading Smite right now, what should i expect?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not an action moba.
    its dota with the camera tilted and less in depth mechanics.
    Also HI REZ is a bunch of Black folk that killed tribes and i wont forgive them for it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They keep misusing their IPs to integrate flavor of the month monetization schemes, the Fortnite FOMO strategy is the one that sticks apparently.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >comparing every moba to dota
      What mental ilness is this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Also HI REZ is a bunch of Black folk that killed tribes and i wont forgive them for it.
      i never forgave them either.
      now if they doubled back and made tribes with coomer shit in it.. i'd reconsider

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      first of all. dota is dogshit.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am also about to play this for the first time. Never played a MOBA before.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just play arena to learn characters first, its pure 5v5 with a lot of free gold to buy items

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Arena and joust are NOT true representations of this game frick off discord troony

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          never said it is you inbred homosexual

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I do not have 20-30 mins to sink into a game mode where the outcome is usually decided in the first 5.

          just play arena to learn characters first, its pure 5v5 with a lot of free gold to buy items

          Arena is a good mode to learn with, and by far the most fun.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Conquest is pure fricking cancer.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lots of booba

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is that still in the game??

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's alright.
    The balance between characters is pretty bad and has been since Global Agenda, and it's one of those games that forces you to lose every other game to keep your win rate at 50%

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >try smite
    >first 2 games in arena are fun
    >next match the game has constant stutters, completely unplayable
    >cant find anyone else with this issue on the troubelshoot forum

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish aphro wasn't extremely annoying to play against.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, hard to jerk off and play the game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if game suddenly started stuttering its probably your gpu overheating, i would clean fans from dust or limit ingame fps to your refresh rate, its old unreal engine and game goes hard as frick even in main menu

      also Baron Samedi design >generic booba shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based. Still seething about the fact they'll probably never do a Dr. Facilier skin for Baron voiced by Keith David.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        forgot why I quit smite til now stutters were annoying as frick and it's 100% not gpu or games with twice the system requirements would at least stutter similar

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why is she so hot bros?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because she is modelled after a painting by a master painter that wanted to depict the ultimate beauty

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          and somehow looks nothing like it beyond hair similarities
          i don't believe you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Booba

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ultimate beauty needs to lose a few pounds

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            nah shes fat and wide because its a dude
            why else do you think shes covering her dick
            troony on the left has down syndrome and stinks and the angel is holding his breathe from how bad she stinks.
            girl on the right is trying to cover her eyes from looking at the hon and the tard.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing so you won't get disappointed.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A couple games and then the game or servers crash forcing you to end your session early.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A great game with shitty servers.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      left a cute

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where's Ne Zha?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ne zha is a boy you silly goose

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A pretty fun game with great character design both in appearance and playstyles, but extremely boneheaded and greedy developers.
    Just don't give them any money and you'll probably have a good time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick do I play this character right?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Coordinate with your team to make landing your ult easier.
        Bacchus, He Bo, Geb, Sobek and anyone else with a knockup can let you get ready to open up a can of whoopass.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't played it in years so I don't know what the meta is now, but back when I did I just built crit damage on her.
        Then you just ride the panther into a fight, jump off, hit enemy with your wombo combo + ult then jump on panther and run away if needed, if not you got an easy kill. Worked great for me. She was my best character.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There's no way this is in the game.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it is. smite has lots of booba physics. especially aphrodite

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I require some examples.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          A pretty fun game with great character design both in appearance and playstyles, but extremely boneheaded and greedy developers.
          Just don't give them any money and you'll probably have a good time.

          based

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kneel

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    get ready to play arena a lot and maybe the 3v3 if you want
    never ever touch conquest

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wtf this game is nearly a decade old now, idk if it would even be worth getting into at this point as I am sure Hi-Rez will kill it any day now, like they do with all of their games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The game is constantly getting updates and crossovers. I think hi-rez actually cares about this game unlike their other titles.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If they were planning on killing it soon I don’t think they would’ve tried bringing in a bunch of new people with the otk tournament they pulled recently.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The OTK tournament was endorsed by Hi-Rez but it wasn't a Hirez event. The biggest sign of that was Fdot casting who Hirez fired for wanting to cast games other than Smite. It's not that Hirez wants to bring in new players, they just suck at player retention.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit I hate He Bo, Caligula was right

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      skill issue

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >round a corner
        >instant death
        yeah my bad I should have had aegis up at all times

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The man of the three ults

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ZAMN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      imagine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad she looks nothing like that IRL

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        still would

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are smite randoms so fricking surrender happy?
    >surrender vote at 10 minutes with a 2k gold deficit
    just play it out you Black folk

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Smiting.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Disregard booba
    Acquire Azula

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Too expensive.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >didn't get the OG voice actors
      >no Toph Scylla, Terra or Geb skin
      Shit game

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >no mouser skins

        BUT WE GOT SLIPKNOT

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        At least Turtle fans are getting some love.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Where's April?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            In my room (I'm Casey Jones)

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            In my room (I'm Casey Jones)

            Who would make a good April and Casey?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Mulan maybe?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >slash
          Man I don't want to give Hi-rez any money but I love my boy

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A butchered husk of a game. It used to be better in S1, now it's a dead game with awful balance issues that are never solved. The devs only care about selling skins & shit

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Let me transfer my PS4 skins and God ranks to PC you Black folk
    I have so many fricking skins and ranks on PS4 but I don't have any of them on PC so I don't give a shit about playing anymore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      blame sony for that bs

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    4 man BR teams griefing you and throwing and reporting you for not playing meta while you have a 60% win rate and winning the game by carrying 20-1 but the BR 4 stack still reports you giving you a stacking 4 person report every game you play until you get automatically banned by the system for a month and then hirez not doesnt even check their tickets so BR keeps banning you and you never get your ban lifted.

    I have been banned this way 8 times and I never even talk in game nor do I do anything actually disruptive in any shape or form.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BRING FATALIS (EFFECT) BACK YOU FRICKERS

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Got to level 28 in the beta. Quit when they changed cupids design (and I broke up with my landing partner gf).
    Hopped back in and pulled lil devil Cupid from a chest. Might get back into it. Thanks for reading my blog.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SMITE MONTH

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    After playing slash with my friends. Idk if I can see the appeal in this. Definitely not something I'd ever touch on my own.
    Tried Ares, but he was boring since the gameplan seemed to just be sit and do nothing until enemy comes into range for me to pull them into tower with super. Normal chain ability also made zero sense, it would latch onto people and seemingly not hinder them at all.
    Bellona was more fun because it felt like I actually got to do shit, but still didn't like how encounters felt in general, people rarely die in 1v1s because running is super safe and I can barely chase them, everything is basically just gank or bust.

    Also the leveling up thing is weird and hard to stay on top of, but I don't want it to be on auto because it just puts all my points into one skill, same thing with the shop, there's a million items for builds and shit which I still don't quite understand, and the consumables have seemed utterly useless 90% of the time. Mana potions seem worthless, because skills take long enough to cooldown that my mana was never not full, and health potions are equally worthless even at level 1 because of how slow and minimal their healing effect is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it would latch onto people and seemingly not hinder them at all.
      Hes the strongest god in the early game other then herc invade.
      You were prob breaking the chains and not triple tapping it. He has 3 chains.
      3 chain someone and fire pre like lvl 10 and its a guaranteed kill on anyone without cleanse ult or beads.

      >consumables have seemed utterly useless 90% of the time
      they are for sustain not for your frick ups.

      It just sounds like youre making things up in your head for how things are used instead of learning how they actually work.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Normal chain ability also made zero sense, it would latch onto people and seemingly not hinder them at all.
      It's a cripple meaning that it stops all dashes/jumps also if you land all 3 you can deal some significant damage with the fire breath.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    decent game
    conquest is fricking terrible with randoms though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      brazillians ruin everything they touch
      the internet was much better prior to the 3rd world and australia joining in.
      UK was bad too but not as bad as the rest of those 3rd world countries

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sex with bellona

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What about a footjob from Nu Wa? or maybe boobjob from Pele.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        for me it's persephone

        https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4915627

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shite.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      normal sol better tbdesu

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        only voicelines and vel spam line matters incels

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was just being nice..

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody else experiencing a lot of crashing since the Lancelot patch?
    Game's unplayable for me now and I've rarely had a problem in 8 years.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s pretty good to screw around on occasionally. A little clunky to get used to the controls with some skillshot stuff, but no more so than other similar titles. I guess going to a 3d moba was why it seemed so different. 7.5/10 at least imo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its a fun game, the problem is the 50% win/lose matchmaking and all those players who throws the game after 0-2 and doesnt play under the tower when being the target for ganks.

      I played 800h on PS4 and would like to play it on xbox also but I cant use same account on xbox and I cant stand play against noobs and bots for 100h / level 30

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was beta tester and I can say for certain that its terrible
    In a really bad balance spot right now, some items are MANDATORY to be even half effective, so builds are basically cookie cutter, there is ZERO room for creativity

    Characters are absurdly broken or underpowered, the new god was so good he could 100-0 at level 5 in 3 seconds even with the health buff

    If you're an American you're in for a bad time because they are the most idiotic, worthless and braindead players in the game. Rest of the regions are dead.

    It's just shit, shit, shit and they keep doing weird brand tie-ins like Slipknot and RWBY. Fricking cringe.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing I play in SMITE is arena to smash my face into the enemy's face. I just can't get used to the normal mode.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What are those little ghost things in the jungle that drop golden chalices?

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