Dragonborn... you need to... KILL PAARTURNAX!

Dragonborn... you need to... KILL PAARTURNAX!

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, but I do NOT take orders from a w*man.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This whole dilemma makes more sense when you remember the last remaining Blades are paranoid, out of touch boomers grasping for any straw of relevance

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Faction of paranoid, out of touch boomers grasping for any straw of relevance vs. a faction of paranoid, out of touch boomers grasping for any straw of relevance
      As much as Delphine sucks at least she bothers to get off her ass instead of mooching off the townsfolk

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Greybeards are a tourist attraction that brings in a shit ton of traffic (and thus trade) from visitors / pilgrims to the town

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Tourists and trade to a town that only has an inn and a mill
          >Townsfolk have to walk up the steps past a ton of monsters to deliver food to people that don't even deign to talk to them for this
          If that's true then Nords are even stupider than I thought

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            One guy and he does it monthly so it’s really not a big deal.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well, their monastic knowhow and dragonlore was vital in the defeat of Alduin (and saving Skyrim and the world) so not really.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Their help amounts to telling you about a place and letting you see Partysnax since they continue to do nothing afterwards. Hell the leader even denies you help after you mention the Blades.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, I'd be pretty paranoid too after the Altmer found almost all our agents during the war, tortured and decapitated them, and then dumped their severed heads in front of the Emperor

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >redditpombo
    go back

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't kill the dragon because I am part dragon and that would be dragon on dragon crime and I don't want to become a statistic.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather mod it into the best h-game ever made but no one is strong enough to rape the dragonborn.
    She's an Imperial, but is she ugly by skyrim standards?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's a Breton

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Dragonborn? No in my playthrough she's an Imperial this time.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Delphine

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I know Delphine is ugly tho.
            I'm wondering why no one is trying/strong enough to rape the protagonist.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Skyrim connects to your webcam and projects your face onto the dragonborn.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you saying I'm not good enough for bandits or trolls?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, they also see your post history on Ganker.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's fine though.
                Also, Delphine, Temba Wide-Arm (modded) is the prettier hag.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Delphine doesn't look like that

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All those guys Partysnax killed? Never met them, never knew them and don't care for them meanwhile Partysnax is my friend. Simple as. A dear, dear friend who you love (no homo) comes to you and says "I've done something, I've committed a crime" in a remorseful way, do you betray their trust? Unlikely.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on the crime. If the guy is a mass murderer that has gotten away with it for years, assuming he hasn't yet killed me, I'd probably lie that I don't mind and call the police the next chance I get.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If my friend's a mass murderer and tells me, he deserves the cops on his ass. You don't put that level of burden on someone, especially since his friend doesn't know nor need to know.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've killed more people than paarthurnax ever did

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cringe

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You have as well anon, don't deny it

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Your options are cool old monks one of whom is a Dragon whos dedicated himself to peace so that he may help you in your time of need or some bitch who directly disobeys her very orders whole directive of serving the Dragonborn

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >completely inept
    >talks down to you the entire game, insipid and bothersome
    >latches onto you and claims a dungeon you cleared as her super secret special clubhouse
    >threatens to deny you entry if you refuse to kill your mentor because...WHAT IF?
    >recommends you recruit simpletons and boomers to restore her order so she can LARP as grandmaster of the dragonslayers while you do the actual work of killing dragons

    She sucked

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Orgnar, Orgnar! Are you listning!? Hard not to :]

    Was Orgnar based? Actually puts potatoes in his ears and does not listen.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >redditbuddy

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Having a dragon as an ally seems a lot more useful than this old bitch, and if he gets out of line I'll fuck him in the ass like I did his ex-boss and still have Delphine's girl scouts as a backup.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game offers the player a choice
    >intending to present a moral quandary, the game elaborates on the arguments for and against the available solutions to the issue at hand
    >while all conclusions are considered valid (such as not locking you into a bad ending or otherwise unfairly penalising you for making “the wrong choice”) none are treated as being the ideal or perfect one
    >somehow the meaning behind this goes over everyone’s heads

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But there's an objectively correct option

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot the part where they keep you from ending the quest without killing Paarthunax, unless you use mods to fix it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just didn't end the quest, fuck Delphine

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These kinds of quests are bad when one of the choices is obviously correct

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your IQ: 9
      Profound Mental Retardation

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >perplexed by both the post and the game itself

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what is better
    >to be born good
    >or to overcome your evil nature through great effort

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >doesnt just use the gaybeards to find all the word walls then kill parthanagger to get the quest out of the catalog
    You are Never Going to Make It.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Total Blade Death

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >theres no option to kill this bitch immediately
    I HATE THE BLADES I HATE THE BLADES
    HOW DID YOU GET PAST THE FUCKING TRAPS THAT ONLY ONE WITH WHIRLWIND SPRINT CAN CROSS. EVEN IF YOU SOMEHOW MANAGED BY HIRING GOONS TO STAND AT THE TRIGGERS. YOU SHOULD BE UNABLE TO EVEN TOUCH THE ARTIFACT
    LEST BE TOLD THAT YOU CAN'T SEE OR HEAR DRAGON THUUM TO BEGIN WITH.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that turning against the Blades is exactly what the Thalmor wants you to do.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My Dragonborn can handle them both at the same time, homosexual.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can your Dragonborn handle Delphine's giant thicc Breton ass pounding your pelvis into tiny little pieces though?
        Thought not. Unless your Dragonborn is an Orc (the only ones capable of satisfying any and all females. Human / Elf bois can't compete)

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          orcs are elves, anon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like I give as shit about some uppity elves.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't the dragonborn immediately learn the entire dragon language when he absorbs a dragon soul?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because that would be cultural appropriation. Don't be a bigot

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i think isolating yourself from the world for ~4000 years absolves you of any crimes you did commit, you should worry about the war on the doorstep of western tamriel rather than one dragon who fucked off from the world because he felt guilty of his own actions

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kill jester.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In one of my playthroughs we both got raped in a bandit hideout. After the escape her arousal was always at 100 and she was fucking everything. I'll always see her differently because of that.
      Emergent mindbreak is the reason why I mod skyrim.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd kill millions more people than Partysnacks ever did before I ever think to lift a finger against him. Dragons should return to rule in a hidden ending or something. Humans are retarded and deserve to be subjugated.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think partysnacks is just going to become the world eater himself he will slip back into his evil ways I know anytime I play sykrim I turn evil he is an immortal being e eventually he will rationalize his treachery. That said I can never kill the based lizard

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that Daphne decides to try and strongarm the dragonborn is the real issue here. You could have made it to where there is a reward for doing what she requests, but that it doesn't bar you from everything else Blades related.
    This shit is poorly designed and beyond limiting. Waving your dick around like people HAVE to do what you say doesn't endear anyone, nor does it get them to do what you want them too. Lame choice, lame game design.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As if choosing either will result in anything noticeable.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was there ever a rpg game where choices matter?

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's hilarious because their entire argument is that you need to kill him because he's a living nuke, so they want you an even more powerful and dangerous living nuke to go sort it out.
    >b-but a dragon's nature
    He not only acknowledges this but shows enough restraint and reflection to keep it in check AND to give you even more power with which to end him if you so choose, and that's good enough for me, as it's more than every other dragon has done. Meanwhile the only motive the Blades have for trusting you is essentially you saying you're not a psycho.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even if you are a merrish wizard with an Eon of life left it is but a blink of the eye to a dragon.
      When you are ded and gone Paarth will make his move.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was still keeping himself in check even before anyone was aware the dragonborn was alive, let alone that it was you. Besides, the notion that he's just waiting for you to die is stupid because he has 0 guarantees you won't turn on him the moment he's taught you all he can, or even once you're old as a safety measure. He could even just fuck off somewhere and hide, but even when you tell him the blades sent you to kill him he doesn't and just tells you to do what you gotta do.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There is a certain amount of risk on Paarths part to be sure. In your game the gamble paid off and he was free to go. In mine he is a breastplate.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He is playing the long con he can live forever. Do you really think him just fucking off to be a hermit for a blink of an eye to him is good enough? He also clearly works with the greybeards because he knows they will attract the Dragonborn who he needs to kill the only other dragon that is stronger then he is that can only be killed by the Dragonborn. He is just waiting until he can fill the power structure it’s what the dova do. He can also just pretend to be nice until the Dragonborn dies of old age and in the meantime he dominates the other dragons and then brainwash them with with his way to the voice cult bullshit that is designed to pacify them and serve him. I never kill him tho

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >in the meantime he dominates the other dragons
        You assume the dragonborn and the blades would just leave a bunch of dragons flying around, when in reality you'd just go on a campaign to kill them all now that Alduin can no longer bring them back. Paarth himself is also not unstoppable, he only has regular dragon powers instead of the fuckery Alduin gets, so with only himself and at most a couple lone dragons he couldn't really do much besides brun some cities down. This is of course assuming any other dragons wouldn't just try to kill him in sight for his past betrayal. This is also all in a world where people have been made aware dragons are very much still alive AND in which people are rediscovering the thu'um and it's powers.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Regular People that learned the thu’um became dragon priests and worshiped the dragons and did their bidding. It’s a continuous cycle that Skyrim is trapped in. He is after power and he knows someone needs to lead the dragons even if he has good intentions in leading them he is going to be a tyrant. One dragon confirms this to you. Perhaps the way Alduin got his crazy powers was from the meditation he did in his power.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Alduin is a form of Akatosh.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And who is to say he didn’t take on that form himself in his long lifespan. Skyrim is all about the cycle of the kulpas and no matter what partysnax says his destiny is going to be to start of the next.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Alduin is different from other dragons, he's stronger since he's directly a form of Akatosh who represents the end of time.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And akatosh will give his form on to partysnax. Akatosh is a god he can do what ever he wants with his power he gave the Dragonborn his power too. It’s all part of the design

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, Alduin will likely be reincarnated.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Didn’t his soul get absorbed by the Dragonborn tho? Regardless of if partysnax will become world eater or not he going to lead the dragons be in charge a bunch of retards are going to start messing with the tu’um some of them will start worshiping dragons to emulate their power wanting to live forever they will become litches start taking territory influencing the population killing folk that have magic shouts turning them into zombies and everything is going to get fucked up and partysnax is going to know he tamed the dragons he can tame these people it was for good and he will revert back to his nature. Entire races will be whipped out again maybe another dragon comes and ends the world to start again. That is the cycle and even Alduin didn’t a lot of time conquering instead of just destroying it’s what they do that is their existence

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Didn’t his soul get absorbed by the Dragonborn tho?
                No, play the game before posting.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have many times you go to sovngarde and suck out his soul. Either way partysnax didn’t change he is a dova and he says never to trust one himself

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I have many times you go to sovngarde and suck out his soul.
                You are retarded, you hallucinated playing the game and hallucinated absorbing Alduin's soul.
                He melts in front of you without you getting anything from him.
                Arngeir specifically has dialogue about this
                >Is Alduin really dead? I didn't absorb his soul when he died.
                >"Perhaps, perhaps not. Dragons are not like normal mortal creatures, and Alduin is unique even among dragonkind. He may be permitted to return at the end of time to fulfill his destiny as the World-Eater. But that is for the gods to decide. You have done your part."

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Alright but partysnax is still now the top guy and he’s going to be running shit and when he fucks up and turns evil alduin will come back to climb up the ladder again and take his place and the entier prophecy repeats itself because it’s a game and when your character stops playing and you make a new game your last gets stuck in hell and becomes mirak. And it happens over and over again it’s the same slop as starfield

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ?t=405
                Retard

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can see the soul getting absorbed up into Aetherius.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, not by the fucking Dragonborn.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know, different anon.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It looks like the soul gets exploded and is destroyed by you the Dragonborn

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lorelet

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The lizard is evil and todd is going to make this the case when he makes Skyrim 2

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesn't know

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                At the end of the final Alduin fight, his soul shoots upwards into the “sky” of sovengard rather than being absorbed by the dragonborn

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I fucking hate Todd Howard.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nigga, Alduin job is to eat the world so a new world can be born but he got so drunk with power he went off rail. Dragonborn and Alduin in general are part of Akatosh. Both be always there to balance the cycle.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anon the people who initially fought off Alduin were also using the Thu'um. Not everyone became dragon priests or cultists, those were simply fanatics. The Thu'um used to be way more common just like regular magic, it wasn't some near forgotten ancient secret like it is in Skyrim.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >The Thu'um used to be way more common just like regular magic, it wasn't some near forgotten ancient secret like it is in Skyrim.
              GEE I WONDER WHY THAT HAPPENED

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jurgen Windcaller

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This doesn't really work and is not as smart an observation as people think it is if you really think about it.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dragonborn, your final mission is to eliminate Paarthurnax. Carry out your rol- m-mission!

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >trusting a Breton

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bretons are perfectly trustworthy unless you're trying to play big boy games in High Rock, then the gloves come off.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bretons should not be allowed into positions of power within the borders of Skyrim. Even giving them land is one step too far.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Still less egregious than allowing ungrateful dunmer refugees take over half your city

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad we'll always have Skyrim.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >rumors that Todd is bailing after the flop of Starfield
      >most of the rats who stuck around from Skyrim have already left the sinking ship
      >TES VI is anywhere between 5 - 7 years away
      I'm only holding out for the map mods at this point because Bethesda themselves will never make a game set in the other provinces in our lifetime.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like Delphine but the Graybeards are homosexuals who have nurtured a religion of cuckoldry
    >NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST...USE POWERS TO ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING
    Fuck Jurgen and fuck the Graybeards

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you have to kill this specific tamed dragon... because ok???!1?
    >the dragon you've bound to your service after capturing him at dragonsreach and personally slaying alduin in a literal war in nord (the real) heaven, subjugating all remaining dragons to your thrall as you turn southward, wuthrad in hand, to bring about total knife ear death in Skyrim, the empire, and the aldimari dominion itself after personally killing the false emperor in Talos' name? what are you taking about dragonborn, have you killed parthinax yet?

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck off bitch, you don't give ME orders I am the fucking Dragonborn, I give orders to YOU

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I serve the dragonborn
    >Ok then we aren't killing partysnacks
    >NO YOU HAVE TO KILL HIM YOU HAVE TO I SAY SO

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If they wanted it to be a choice at all they should given the player a worthwhile reward for killing the dragon, since that was obviously intended to be the morally wrong choice
    Making this bitch less obnoxious would have been nice too

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why Parthunax wasn't Elder Scrolled and sent into the future like the other dragons? It's been a long time but i got the impression he was hidden there the whole time teaching the Greybeards.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That only happened to Alduin, the rest hid or were killed.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hello, Delphine. Hello, Greybeards. Yes, it is I, the fabled Dragonborn of Nord legend!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why yes I do think that Ulfric Stormcloak is the true high king of Skyrim, how could you tell?

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The quest has no resolution other than killing him. Seethe all you want. Hes dead, canonically

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >paarthunax wants you to kill him so his soul can influence you from the inside

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tiber Septim had a pet dragon and never ran into any problems.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bitch should get on her knees and suck my giant Dragonborn cock instead of acting like her opinion matters

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even remember what vanilla Delphine looks like anymore. I always picture her as a stacked blonde bombshell now and I'm almost positive it's due to Blades propaganda

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    partysnacks is my waif, I fucked her and now she is having some dragons born, if you know what I'm saying

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what a racist op-picture

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dovahkiin? NOOOOOO

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Paarthurnax is unironically harmless by the time you find him and the Blades will give you literally nothing for killing him.

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you want this dragon dead so much how about you kill it yourself?

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Blades didn't bitch one bit about Nafaalwhatshisname serving under Tiber Septim, and that was at the peak of their power.

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    damn she looks hot

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