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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    green potion

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Salubrious draught

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    moron

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Health Potion.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Healthy drink.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Health Potion.

      It sucks after 8 hours
      it's really not the definitive health potion.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Saloobrious Draft

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This but i always say drowt and I know its draft but it just clicks more in my head

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not Dr. Aught

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm using this from now on.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No you're not

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes you are

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There aught to be aught in this chest, aughtrisen

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ought* to be aught

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AUGHT

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By the way, it's
    sa-loo-bree-us
    drahft

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only thing I’m pronouncing is this games death on arrival, b***h.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Saloo-breeus draft

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dogma Balls.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that nintendo bootlickers are forcing the dd2 drama because their shitty tablets built on 1998 technology can't play real games. Nintendo is the most evil and greedy company in video game history, and it's not even close

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Top of the line PCs cant play DD2 either what's your point?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate both nintendo and crapcom for different reasons.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon's Dogwater fr

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >aught is pronounced /ôt/
    >draught is pronounced /draft/
    stupid bugged pronunciation mechanics

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      also a lot of England says "owt" rather than "aught"

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Estus Flask

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sah-Loo-Bree-Us Drot

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1 hour in. It’s everything I’ve ever wanted Doro’s Dogma to be.

    That’s all.

    Yes, 120 fps with occasional dips here and there and I wish they’d optimize it - but I fell in love with the original doro's dogma which was also 30ish fps. Holy balls guys. Holy, wrinkly, hairy, delicious motherfricking balls!

    I am having an absolute blast. The world has hooked me. It’s so beautifully immersive. I mean, THOSE PHYSICS?! The animations. The weight and feel of the movement and combat. The graphics. The shooting effects. The epic fellowship of the ring adventure with kickass teammates because the AI is that much better.

    I’m just so happy. I’m so so so happy. I’m a 35 year old man feeling like a kid again.

    ShiftUp fricked up by releasing it unoptimized, but I grew up with pixels and gameboy graphics with PowerPoint slideshow animations and I know most of you have probably played Kancolle so I know you’ll understand this - if a game can grab you and immerse you nothing technical about it ever goddamn mattered.

    The way I see it is we are lucky enough to be conscious, alive sentient beings in 2024 when this technology even exists. 100 years ago people wouldn’t even understand the concept. I’m happy with whatever I can get.

    But honestly the criticism is definitely unwarranted, ShiftUp may be a public company, but they have actual employees with feelings too , and the market share has been quite unpredictable lately...

    Baldur’s Gate 3 is the closest game to dungeons and dragons in terms of technicality. But Doro's Dogma 2 is the closest game to dungeons and dragons in terms of feeling.

    I am absolutely in love and I wish you all could feel what I feel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no one asked

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I’m just so happy. I’m so so so happy. I’m a 35 year old man feeling like a kid again
      same. same age too. ever since it came out I'm only working, playing DD2 and sleeping, with an occasional snack. I'm also totally wasting my cycle, because I haven't worked out since the release and I barely eat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so wholesome! here's some good stranger!

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Salazar Drot

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Consumer rights.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sal oob ree us

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sa-loo-bree-us

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    moronic ESL

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Salubrious rejects!

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know that the second word is pronounced "draft" because I've played Vermintide 2.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Salsbrios Draut

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Salisbury Draft

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    English is a meme

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    suh-loob-ree-us
    my best guess
    might also be
    sah-loob-ree-us

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So is the game really bad?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. But it's not much more than 'okay'.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s fine, optimization is terrible but beyond that it’s just more Dragons Dogma, it isn’t that hard but it won’t hold your hand. The new Trickster vocation is incredibly boring however, just pure gimmick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I expected more after so much time. They literally had assets from DDDA and DDO + possibly Monster Hunter to borrow from. There is no excuse for such lack of content.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know it's pronounced 'draft' but I always instinctively want to say it like 'drought'. English first language btw.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Suh-brus dro

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this game was literally made to filter brown people

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sa-loo-bree-us

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this feels so much like monster hunter could we not get a fuggin item wheel?
    small complaint but using item in the pause menu feels like cheating.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Green liquid

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