Dread is LITERALLY Samus Returns 2 years back we all admitted and agreed SR was complete shit and to...

Dread is LITERALLY Samus Returns 2 years back we all admitted and agreed SR was complete shit and took the series back. We admitted that Nintendo could no longer competently handle Metroid just like how Sega can't get Sonic right anymore and needs fan games to keep him half revelant. Frick even KingK's recent video had him SR's corpse to spit on it some more and flaut how fangames are now better then the real thing.
So why are we all sucking Samus', Sakamoto's and Mercury Steam's dick now when Dread was more of the same bullshit?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    $60 3 hours long
    HK better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >shit game you drop after a few minutes in being better than anything
      keep shilling indie homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >dropping hollow knight after a few minutes into the game
        Literally why?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          In my friends words: "too bland and generic, there was nothing to do, nothing to discover and didn't know where to go"
          He killed the False knight and dropped the game.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So basically he was making excuses cause he didn't know where to go.
            Because the rest is absolutely false.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He's a literal autist that thinks he knows everything from agame in 3h or lest, and will go on and make claims like as if they're undenyable. He has a bias against indie games because he assumes they cannot reach the same level of quality. In his eyes, anything below A doesn't matter, but also considers msot AAA games casual trash.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                In today's market, indie games are way above AAA big budget games.
                Just because those AAA games will be flooded with bullshit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the tism gave him a fricked up eprception of the world. It wasn't until recently that I understood what he values but has missplaced the focus completly. He's obsessed with "soul", yet his definition of it is Ganker tier. Discussing what makes vidya good, I argued that passion is the msot improtant thing. An honest game, made with passion by developers who trully want to make a good game will eventually shine. But we're talking people who sits down, discusses the art, the mechanics, what works, what doesn't, test stuff and experiment around until things start to click, not having an idea and developing it. While he says that fame is what makes them good, which surprised me since fame is jsut a consequence, one that should come with good quality.

                He believes indies don't have the same chances as big games and they're not worth the effort as you'll be lost in a sea of indies everywhere, despite that the same reason means indies barely need to sale to make a profit and keep growing. Not mentioning all the awards indies have won in TGA the last years.

                I genuinely use him as a frame of reference when arguing with people in here. The similarities are scary.He's so moronic he thinks people in Ganker says niger as a joke and nobody is racist outside of /misc/, and there's no /misc/ leaks. This place has ruined my friend.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How much does it cost to watch paint dry?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no one cares about your reddit indie crap

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Putting price aside, HK is way, way too fricking long. It has the worst pacing of any metroidvania I've ever played and it's a fricking slog to the end. Dread at least gets length right.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >it doesn't need to be long or have content

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Base game / Main story doesn't take longer than your average metroidvania. Many friends beat it in like 12h. It's the full game with optional areas that's longer, and even then it jsut took me 26h total, which is in the sweetspot of "long" game without going into dumb RPG length

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why does this little bug person game get shilled so fricking much

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because its really good.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it's closer to a platformer you'd play in your browser in flash than it is to a properly developed game.
          compare it to a 25 year old metroid game to see how basic it is

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >using speedruns as evidence

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >gameplay footage isnt evidence of what gameplay is like

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because its the closet thing to Prime 1 since Prime 1 came out. which was the closest thing to Super Metroid.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >We

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >we

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Release remake of old game
    >Change shit that doesn't make sense
    >Introduce shit that doesn't make sense
    vs.
    >Make new game
    >Learn from what worked in previous game
    >Learn from what didn't work in previous game
    >Make better game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They kept the stupid melee counter. That's what DIDN'T work in SR.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It works really well in Dread.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No it doesn't. Its a stupid mechanic.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's just your opinion

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I want an SA redux with all the improvements in Dread

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But it works in Dread

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the melee counter was shit in SR because you needed it for every enemy and boss
        i hardly used it in dread outside of the final boss

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So why is it even in dread?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Because it's a fun mechanic when implemented well like it is in Dread

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's a nice option to have.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            dunno, but it doesn't ruin the game any more than spring ball being useless ruined super metroid

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Spring Ball is amazing in super.
              Its also essential in Super Metroid randomizer.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            because it's the major was to regain health and ammo you fricking homosexual, you didn't even play the game did you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        keep seething

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Complaining about the counter in Dread is a sure sign that you haven't played the game

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >we
    How many identical threads spammed is that now, you fricking schizo?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >all these weirdly angry threads complaining about metroid dread
    so this is the new GOTY then huh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's literally one guy and a few discord buttbuddies. They don't even change their posting styles and say the exact same things like bots.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What causes such autism?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you better get used to it, the same sort of shit happened with breath of the wild for 5 years.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          BOTW threads are literally 1 homosexual replying to himself until he gets some poor fool to think its a legitimate discussion, then goes on an autistic "LOL I TROL U" rampage until the other person leaves. It's the same autist every time.

          Breath of the wild was only mediocre anyways, not outstanding, not horrible, just mediocre.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who's "we"?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you for improving my self esteem, OP. I maybe be 30 year old autistic virgin but at least I don't waste my days posting the same shit over and over to try provoking a reaction out of random people on the internet.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Dread is LITERALLY Samus Returns 2
    No it's not

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No matter what criticism you may have against it, it's still the best Switch game on the market. Look at the competition and you'll see.

    >movieblade Chronicles 2
    >the Legend of Zelda crying like a b***h
    >Shovelware Crossing
    >Waifu Emblem

    Metroid Dread is basically a life raft amidst a sea of mediocrity.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Switch is a shit system. The best turd on the system is still a turd.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dread constantly funnels you from on area to another. Like after you get screw attack you're directed to get cross bombs then there's another path that opens up that takes you directly to the purple Emmi, the bacltracking is done without thought on the players end. If it was super Metroid you would have to know that you're prevented from reaching the purple Emmi's brain by a cold room and then you would make it there yourself.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i liked samus returns tho

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Dread is LITERALLY Samus Returns 2

    Why is this a bad thing again?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because Samus Returns is trash.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They fixed everything I didn't like about SR in Dread.
      >good boss fights
      >Aeon abilities not mandatory for exploration anymore
      >Counter is less finicky aside from the EMMI counters, which should be avoided anyway.
      Only addition I find kinda ridiculous is the boss counters. Some of those just take too long and you can trigger them multiple times in a battle.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >we all admitted and agreed SR was complete shit
    no, also this is way better than SR

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