>driving fast is fun, isn't it??

>driving fast is fun, isn't it??
>too bad there's traffic everywhere and you will watch a cutscene of you crashing every time and also lose tons of time every time, have fun lol
I don't get this game, I swear to god.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Skill issue.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Then don't suck, shitter
      The best incentive to play well is to not interrupt the sick ass soundtrack

      I'd rather play Dirt Rally if it's supposed to be hard, arcade games are meant to be fun, sorry. Also the controls are not very precise.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Skill issue. Keep crying moron. Sorry your motor-skills are so bad you get btfo by an arcade racer pre-teens used to play.

        Just say you prefer something else and spare yourself the public humiliation.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Skill issue.
          Yes and no. Could I put more effort to become better? Sure. But the game just isn't fun enough.
          >Sorry your motor-skills are so bad you get btfo by an arcade racer pre-teens used to play.
          The game is notoriously hard, I doubt 1% of said pre-teens bothered to 100%. But then again, you're a mongoloid who can't differentiate between casually playing and actually beating it.
          >Just say you prefer something else and spare yourself the public humiliation.
          Oh no I'm so humiliated, won't even sleep at night, great is my shame!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it being hard is part of the fun, if you don't like it that's a sahem but the game is phenomenal
        >Also the controls are not very precise.
        That's just a straight up lie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This.

      My 60 year old mum (well I guess she was in her 40s) beat this game.

      If you can't beat Burnout 3 you're worse than a granny.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >she could beat a movie game!
        impressive

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >My 60 year old mum (well I guess she was in her 40s) beat this game.
        Pretty cool.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks, man.

          She loves racing games and always did.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The game sucks. Like every game Criterion ever made.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Then don't suck, shitter
    The best incentive to play well is to not interrupt the sick ass soundtrack

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Don't crash then?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I would if the game wasn't badly designed.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        maybe you were badly designed you little pissbaby

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Is this Dominator? I don't remember this track

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >2004
      >that texture res

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >picks Formula 1
    >3...2...1....GO!
    >crashes after 0.5 second

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly lol. I dropped the game when they started introducing this shit.

      Difference is that its an interactive cutscene. If you just took a crash without responding like a limp-wristed cuck instead of trying to steer your car carcass on to some sucker behind you with the aftertouch mechanic then why are you even playing man?

      I don't care. If I crash I want to quickly move on and keep racing, I don't want to be stuck.

      Well don't crash dumbass

      I would if the game wasn't badly designed. Dumbass.

      maybe you were badly designed you little pissbaby

      You can't defend your little game with any rational argument, I see. Cry more.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ah, there's your problem. Burnout isn't a typical racing series, the crashes are ingrained in the gameplay. Even if you crash you can still crash into other racers to make them crash. If you just want to race then another series with less emphasis on brawling might suit you better, no offense.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >20 year old highly accaimed videogame from a prestigious studio is "badly designed" because some moron on Ganker can't go 3 seconds without crashing

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't care. If I crash I want to quickly move on and keep racing, I don't want to be stuck.
        You're being punished for sucking.
        The further you get in the game, the longer the crashes take. It's too tell you to get better.
        Welcome to gen 6 and below, anon. Games force you to get better to have fun.
        Maybe investment of time are more up your alley, investments of skill sure are not.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        lmao absolutely confirmed skill issue, zoom-zooms brain is fried. Fortnite mentality "I LOST I NEED BACK IN THE GAME NOW NOW NOWWW"

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >skill issue
          >zoom-zoom
          Ganker is your personality.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Difference is that its an interactive cutscene. If you just took a crash without responding like a limp-wristed cuck instead of trying to steer your car carcass on to some sucker behind you with the aftertouch mechanic then why are you even playing man?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Well don't crash dumbass

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you hurl the compact dx AI you're pushing 200mph+ against into an oncoming concrete barrier and their driver doesn't start moving

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The problem is even if you play well the game gets boring because races go on for-fricking-ever and the AI is useless. Crash mode is kino though.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    traffic is unironically the best thing about Burnout. Slalom around oncoming traffic, pushing your enemies into other cars.

    Actual streetracing. Not a homosexual polished circuit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It feels like I need to be walking on eggshells all the time because there's so much traffic everywhere.

      Ah, there's your problem. Burnout isn't a typical racing series, the crashes are ingrained in the gameplay. Even if you crash you can still crash into other racers to make them crash. If you just want to race then another series with less emphasis on brawling might suit you better, no offense.

      Fair enough. But the game punishes you too harshly for crashing, the time trials are especially bad.

      >20 year old highly accaimed videogame from a prestigious studio is "badly designed" because some moron on Ganker can't go 3 seconds without crashing

      Acclaimed by who?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >the game punishes you too harshly for crashing
        I already mentioned the Aftertouch mechanic that lets you control your car after crashing to hit other racers with it and kill them too. You may not like how it distracts from the actual racing, but as we discussed the game isn't a typical racing game. The focus on crashing and making others crash influences how you have the Aftertouch "cutscene" mechanic in the first place. I don't think it's fair to call it a punishment, it's more like a chance for you to get something out of crashing.
        It is different if you're playing alone like in the time trials though, the Thailand market levels are tough with all the tuk-tuks and pillars

      • 1 year ago
        game acclaimer

        >Acclaimed by who?
        Me. The game acclaimer.
        I acclaimed it, you're just shit.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Youre sposed to gently rub up beside the other cars, not punch in face

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Playing this and paradise made me realize that paradises biggest sin is poor camera placement and not bothering to barricade off racing lines. Battling in paradise is almost accidental and you're more like to crash because of the camera not showing something over the next hill.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    post songs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But you already posted the best one

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Traffic checking in Revenge is fun and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Traffic checking is great, but I found battling to be too rng focused. It takes forever and feels random whether or not you'll actually get a kill or not. I like the new air shortcuts and many other aspects though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's fun, but also makes the game worse. Like playing pyromancer in Dark Souls.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried avoiding the traffic? You can turn your car with the left stick.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >what if this game didn't punish you? that would be fun

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Paradise is better.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >open world instead of well designed tracks
      You are wrong and probably underage.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >>open world instead of well designed tracks
        It was actually the same with "yellow arrows walls". It's not well designed. You just can't manage the informations that Paradise give you.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dumb Black person.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've tried to play paradise twice, once when it came out and another with the remaster. I played the frick out of every game before it, but I just couldn't. It didn't feel like I was racing anyone with the open world track design and just felt lame. Am I missing something? I WANT to enjoy it, but I dunno man

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The game tell you which road you are supposed to take.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    play Revenge then, it introduced traffic checking, you can hit cars going in the same direction as you without crashing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      PS2 version doesn't have the awful bloom so is the best version. Also those playing this on emulators should know that the right analog stick can be mapped to modern controller triggers for more modern controls.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I never liked this mechanic, made the roads safer, the music is better than 3 tho

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glade I bought Outrun 2 instead.

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