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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Drop: Tofu

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Enemy transforms

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      BIG
      MEATY
      _____

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      le ebin ratto

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >born too early for dog-sized rats to be bred as pets
      We lost, ratbros.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >100 years early to have fox as pets
        So fricking close, bros

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        convince some university or government to fund it like that Russian guy did to domesticate foxes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He seems chill

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What is, Possum?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's a nutria.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      adorably invasive. would not have the heart to kill 5 in somebody's basement to complete the tutorial

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Manly Tears shows off his pet rat

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      something something manlytears' newborn pet rat

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My cat could eat him

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'M THE GIANT RAT THAT MAKES ALL OF THE RULES

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    oy vey

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    And then you just gotta wonder if this rat had a job or something and maybe he was going to the shops to provide for his family.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. I had to kill mice in the garden because my mom would get scared and she wouldn’t leave her room. I found the nest and it was really sad, a lot of baby mice starving and confused. I killed the mouse’s parents and the babies just stood in front of me, they were confused, hungry, and sad and honestly just wanted to die it looked like. I ended up just flooding the nest with a hose.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you belong in hell

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >poor mice let me put water in their lungs
          What the frick

          He clearly didn't have the stomach to kill them with is own hands so that was the only way he had without having to look them in the eye.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            So it's okay to set them on fire?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Oh come on.
              Fire is something sadistic and while drowning them wasn't the most pleasant way to deal with them, still beats trying to, I don't know, beat them to death only to botch it because you don't have the stomach to hit them properly and they spend seconds in agony due to their broken bodies.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I would just set the nest outside so animals can eat. Let nature take it's course.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They are pests, stop being a b***h.
          You gays are so soft these days that you would probably not be able to kill le doggo that's attacking you.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You are a pest, and should be exterminated

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I ended up just flooding the nest with a hose.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >poor mice let me put water in their lungs
        What the frick

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        One time there was a mouse nest in my chicken coop behind a little flap in the wall, so I popped it out and then watched my chickens eat the babies.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >watched my chickens eat the babies
          Enjoy your tainted chicken meat.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            i doubt he had sewer rats in his chicken coop, why wouldn't you be able to eat field mice

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Found a mouse caught in a glue trap set up around a job I was working at for the summer. It was still living, but obviously a goner, it struggled so hard there was blood from it tearing its own body apart. I put it in a garbage bag and smashed it with a shovel.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        A rat got into my room once and I tried to get my cat to kill it so I locked my doors and passed out and just waited for nature to take it's course. Woke up to find my cat and the rat sleeping next to each other so I just picked the rat up and released it outside in my yard. I like to think it lived a happy life but I doubt it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What if the cat killed it and left its carcass under your pillow

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        one time my dog killed a whole nest of baby rabbits and my mom handed me a bucket full of baby rabbit corpses and told me to chuck them out in the woods behind my house

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Woodrats aka pack rats will steal shiny objects like coins and israeliteelry and take them back to their nests. It a well known and documented characteristic of their species.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I HATE THESE homosexualS SO MUCH
    THEY ATE MY SLICED BREAD

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >they're eating his bread as hes typing this
        lmao get rekt. Breadless gays seething

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        good OC anon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Over for breadcels

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A group of five small mice invaded our house for some reason.
    Our cat took care of them; ate three and just tore apart the other two.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Every mammals are cute aren't they?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Refreshing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gross, it was probably warm

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm more worried about the germs in the fish and water.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Kill a wild animal
      >It drops a healing potion

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Also the easiest way to drown them is pouring sugar and some detergent to bypass their floating hair and also kill their fleas faster

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why do i have a feeling this makes a bomb

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        no you're thinking of Wanted

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can't be eaten, can't be composted. What an absolute waste of resources these vermin are.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >NPC cat dies
    >drops a little salami

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ogey

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a post here I think that rats dropping gold is just the devs streamlining the process of you collecting their bones/skin/pelt and selling for 2 gold in a way to reduce tedium

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Take the rat's corpse and sell it to Tom for extra gold.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you did the sidequest at the house beforehand you can sell it to Garfield instead.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >these Fulkerson are invading my house and eating my bread
    >find one still live because the trap didn't catch it correctly
    >kneel on the trap while making eye contact till it suffocates

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >spaniards trying to fine its people for killing rats
    shit is getting bettes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      anyway where's the video games

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      anyway where's the video games

      I wonder who was behind this law...

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Kill rat
    >Drops 350 "Legendary" items
    >Only 1 is worthwile
    I hate modern looters.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      name one game like this lmao

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i guess wow? dont know any rat boss there myself

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >kill skeleton
    >drops: gold (x5), skull (x2)

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    V-rock sewers, home.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Picks it up
    >Begins stretching the rat

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Late game enemies are just reskins of early game ones

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