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Vidya comic thread? Vidya comic thread.
low-effort, high-impact, very nice
>tfw personally felt this feel a week ago
No other game fills the void
it's true, but it's a void that doesn't need filling.
Don't make me bend you over and fill that void with hot, gooey gameplay
What are the "RB" things next to the desk? I don't know anything about WoW.
they're just suppose to be red bull cans
If they ever kill stw, this will be me.
>tfw personally felt this feel a week ago
No other game fills the void
why was WoW so addictive back in the day? is it on the same level as league in terms of addiction
Probably worse? I feel like both games actually did ruin a few people lives but wow has an actual death count
>but wow has an actual death count
The momentum idea that you were in a fantasy world. But then the delusion was broken.
what is RB? ArBys?
what is arbys?
I downloaded wow a couple of years ago and it was pretty boring
What did you trade in life for videogames?
NHL 09 had a online mode where every player on the ice was a french canadian guy playing from his home. It was fucking awesome, more so when not everyone was a fuckign canuck.
Is the new GTA with a woman gonna make people trannies?
Me except for the bottom panel.
I still relate to the third panel.
Because the kid did exactly what Arceus said to do
Literally what happens when I play certain games with some of my friends. They wanna play a certain game cuz of "muh cast" and they don't even play them. Is it autism?
I dont get this one. He sees the spiders, rages and...nothing?
>this sucker thinks the clolour blue was the point of Blue: the Game
Thank god no one tries to defend this shit anymore
Are you kidding, I still see saints row 2 is good threads
I would play that game
Back when Ganker had self-awareness.
>back when self loathing failed normalgays that hate the hobby infested the board
oh wait that's now
That right eye being 1 pixel taller than the other makes all the difference in the last panel.
>i'm just a boring fuck without any hobbies now because I "grew up"
Living a normal life and having hobbies isn't mutually exclusive you fucking retard.
Stop being such a fragile bitch.
Why does Ganker suck investment banker's cock so much?
It's like they see it as the profession that ends all professions.
Big money, sounds prestigious. That's it.
>letting in any sunlight, at all
i feel like i was younger than 15 when i first saw this one comic, now i'm almost 30. classic
>i feel like i was younger than 15 when i first saw this one comic, now i'm almost 30. classic
You probably saw it around the time it was first posted, then. The pic around 13 years old.
and now you're married with children. funny how you happened to click on the old Ganker bookmark tonight.
>it actually made your CPU slower
Biggest scam ever.
Not even playing video games just shitposting on Ganker
were are you bros getting the money to do this
im literally the same but with a shit PC and broke
I was paid minimum wage renting my own flat in California and I got myself a 3080. If you have a computer, you shouldn't be paying for ANY entertainment. It's ezy pzy
I used to do it on NEETbux + state housing. Now I'm a wageslave and I miss it every single day
>only black people outdoors
i can't blame him
>upgrading from shades to blinds
Actual life improvement
But I'm in my 30s now...
>My 7 year old nephew is on track to become just like this
I'm scared for him, bros.
I'm 42 this year. You don't want to see that panel.
yo me too
I went straight from being one of the kids playing outside to the 23 Panel at 17. It was a rapid transition.
Based ultralisks will never betray you, unlike f*males
A girl once told me she played starcraft, first she got her brother to 6 pool me, then we played a custom map called dodge the rapist. I am still a virgin 20 years or so later.
this singular fucking comic changed the entirety of brazillian internet culture forever...
What the fuck does this mean
He has to play other game to get the item and then a picture of his save file??
yes, only with the item he can get the 100%, now he need to buy and play the other game
Literally Tomba 2
I had to check the date on the screenshots, crazy that American Psycho got back to being a meme that has nothing to do with digits.
ALL OF THE DAY BRO!!
>and feature a scruffy man as a hero?
>actually she's a trans woman who stays closeted the whole game and goes by he/him pronouns
Why does this stupid yellow creature make me so fucking angry? Like irrationally so. Like, Dobson has made some really cringe shit but for some reason THIS is the one that makes me want to punch him in the face and i have no idea why.
It's just a bootleg marsupilami
It's the overly smug demeanor.
the very reason i love dobson, these wouldn't exist if he wouldn't be
More of these
Daily reminder no one knows where I am. He's gone from Twitter, Facebook, nothing new on the site, no irl sightings. He's just fucking gone, where is he
Shut up Mozart
>Daily reminder no one knows where I am
you're right here
Dark Souls II fucking sucked ass though and looked barely any better on PC even modded, because the art design is shit and level design is mid.
that's half the joke, the other half is that everyone got all excited about it when it was new regadless
Still better than 3
>shit on ds2
>b-b-but what ab-b-b-bout t-t-t--three
both fucking suck
>THERE GOES MY HERO, WATCH HIM AS HE GOES.
came late to call you a moron. wanted to call you one at work but already got that place banned for a few days for racism
That's a fucking ancient word, I'm not going to let zoomers take it from me. I was calling mediocre weed 'mids' in the late 90s in high school.
Huh strange. Must've been some kinda northern term. Never heard it before. Good on you.
NTA but I've also heard mid since the early 00's, but I lived in an area heavily populated with New Yorkers/Jerseyans
calling weed "mids" has nothing to do with the now popular word "mid" to describe anything
Another piece if evidence towards my theory that only terminally online let's play watching zoomies hate ds2
when did we stop having console-tans
when normal people with imagination and creativity grew up and grew out of this dump. which is why this website is 99% PEOPLE I DONT LIKE LOOK LIKE THIS AND SAY THIS (basedjack)
When reddit stick their sticky finger in the soup
And riddled it with every S.T.D imaginable.
You do know we have a weekly CTT(console tan tuesday) thread right?
another obvious win for pcbros
He was a jerk anyway.
I felt bad for him despite that.
We need a chad steam deck edit
dumbass comic. i've brought my computer more places than any console i've owned including swich
>PC is the monitor rather than the DESKTOP
better than zoomer humor
>"...and then the server closed down because someone was mad"
>"another guy was bad at the game and it made me mad"
>"This guy I made up inside my head likes the wrong gaming machine"
>"i'm no longer 18-35 and I feel that nobody pays attention to me any more, like I think they did in 2005, and that makes me mad"
millennial gaming humor
Where's the 'jaks?
next step is dota having dedicated BM mechanics built in
inb4 what is it. There is a "tipping" system where you can tip someone 3 times per game which gives them few worthless points(cosmetic shit only). Theoretically its so you can "tip" people for good plays, realistically literally everyone only uses it to BM
i dont know what bm means
I also don't know what bm means
that doesnt make any sense so i'm taking this as a joke, still clueless as to what "bm" really means
Do you expect some witty wrong answer or something? It does mean bad manners.
"you can "tip" people for good plays, realistically literally everyone only uses it to [bad manners]" isn't a coherent sentence, which is why i think 'bad manners' is a joke like 'bowel movement' or something
nta, but if i'm bm'ing someone, then i'm also shitting on them for being bad at the game
well, i learned something today, and that's what's important
It's a bitch made corporation approved term like gamer, toxic etc
Don't talk to people using such terms
actual moron speak. go away
Bowel Movement. Just a medical term for shitting.
>least fun game of the trio demands you play nice or else
Guess which game died right after the beta and is just a shitty skinner box now
whatever happened to QQ? No one says that anymore
I still remember that PA thread where Andrew's tearing into the guy, what a time
game is designed where every hero has voice lines that autoplay that close by enemies in vision hear too of them laughing shitting on you for instance shadow fiend“OUT PLAYED hahahahaha” when he denies a creep.
Or how when you deny a creep for a battlepass reward a question mark now displays over it like a passive aggressive in the know “did you want that?” to the enemy
Valve is the master of bm
can i fuck them?
It's a sin
Ha ha ha ha jokes about jokes about portal! I know that! "The cake is a lie", sheesh! Talk about "stale" jokes! Ahahahahaha and there's a big fat guy talking about poop,... where does this guy get his material?!
This one is so absurd and it's all over the place it actually made me kek
henlo the joek is i spel words wrong and do retarded art, likm a chdkl or mental desablmed adult would maek. CHICKEN!!!!! (has three hundred thousand followers, link to cafepress in bio) buy my pirnts plox.......
This one is quite famous, for a gamer comic made after 2015
>did corporations realise they can milk the multi-billion dollar video games industry like a cash cow and cause it to degenerate to appeal to the lowest common denominator and maximise profits
>nah it was trannies
amazing how everything neatly lines up with what the opinion shaper bots are constantly posting in the "containment boards"
pic related retard
i'm not reading any of that
tl;dr a garden gnome garden gnomeed everything up
>remove morons characters from game
>game is still shit
Ganker unironically believes that the Horizon games would be good if the main character was hot but the game remains unchanged otherwise.
I would have given horizon a chance if the characters weren't hideous.
if they wanted to milk something for money they wouldn't ruin stuff with gay catering
i don't think so. games were considered pretty nerdy up until 2005ish, 360 was the first big normie console because you could play online with friends easily. as the games became rehashes upon rehashes, there was some kind of perfect storm of
>these kids grew up on the internet with ideas that would have gotten them beat up before (gay, female, furry, trans, whatever)
>they have found their echo chamber of support
>why can't i play as my mental illness in my video games?
And instead of thinking of gaining a new demographic to get more money, gamergate happened which I still don't understand, it was about journalism of chicks fucking five guys? It's been 8 years and I never paid much attention in the first place, the last game I played online was GTA V when it came to PC
anyway, they bet on the outrage marketing, the loud minority to spread the name of their game.
I hate women it's unreal.
>verification not required
Also a cute honey looked me up on a random dating app while having a kid. I told her I just wanna pee on her and she refused. Imagine the nerve!!
if you think people accept fags you've swallowed the propaganda. less than 1% in the US like it but don't say anything because of the propaganda. on a global scale gay acceptance is probably less than 0.01%. there are countries that throw fags off rooftops, i think many people forget that.
Fuck me, what a waste. Biggest flop next to OWS. Oh, it started off as a big thing about (gaming) journalism being corrupt after it was revealed some shitty indie game was getting high reviews after the "developer" fucked and sucked the reviewers. Then it became a moshpit of fighting PR slapfights with twitter schizos, shitty internet ecelebs vying for power, money, and clout, desperate retards claiming an unrelated lawsuit as a victory, and nothing getting done in the end. Most of the people involved are one of two insufferable sides of the modern culture war now. You can see some of the remnants today bragging about planning to give an outspoken feminist money because a game based on her middle school childrens' books is making a few twitter schizos mad.
>Biggest flop next to OWS.
OWS wasn't a flop, it was successfully subverted by alphabet agencies and wall street and transformed into BLM.
Being assassinated and having some dysfunctional clone stand next to your corpse is still a flop.
It's funny that wherever you find a dying institution, you find a DEI infestation. Like rats ONTO a sinking ship.
haha what will he say about this one?
every time. every time, when their humor is WHAT IF IM RETARTED?!?!?!, they're always like this
yeah, they're always australian
Who is they/them??
Americans are so annoying. You see the author's male name, Patrick. Why do you insist on talking like a chud and calling him a they?
I like it
"the joke is im retarded at hate myself" is the joke, i wheeze
>im buttmad because i cant do sweet bike stunts
I can tell.
i say that! that's the joke! clap
No need to be so upset.
i am silly! ahahah
What are you so angry about? It's just a comic. Calm down.
im screaming mad at computer and drawling comic about how retarded i am,,
Can you talk to me normally instead of hiding behind 7 layers of irony like an insecure teenager?
becausace im retadtred!"
Ok, come back when you're not underage anymore.
vmideo games? o_0
you're trying way too hard to fit in
Bike stunts? Bike stunts.
You, Andrew. Tell me you have the Wizardology scans. I have found none of the full size images on any archive, even wayback machine. The best I have are 5 year old b4k archive thumbnails and that picture of the back of the book saying You're Welcome.
internet history like this should be well recorded
If homosexuals can't reproduce how come there are more of them each year?
Because women love... and I mean love fucking homosexual men against their will. That's their main activity. Negging gay men until they spray their dandy dna inside their moist hole.
what's the joke
innocent woman with romanticized view of the police
noobie thrown into the meat grinder
Police are the good guys and should be obeyed and treated with reverence at all times.
I bet you have a criminal record
it's just mean spirited cuckservative emotional torture, they crave the boot for some reason
that police only use force because it's the only language morons understand
>ASYMETRICAL GORILLA WARFARE
CAN'T CORNER THE DORNER
I truly feel sorry for her. morons and commies are the abortions of humanity.
Are you talking about the real life event where the cop lady got killed? I kinda forgot all about it
Still remember that webm of the dude dying after being kicked in the head after saving a woman from the chudblm lynch mob
imagine her being pinned down and raped by a pack of peaceful protestors
Yes I imagined it, thank you.
What if spec into int and fth?
What a heartbreaker.
The Hobby, i say out loud in the empty glow of the computer monitor, carefully and respectfully pronouncing the capital letters
Why is George Bush hanging out with that black guy?
>predicting the future should be just as easy as interrogating the past from multiple sources of preserved geochemical and biological evidence
What's the matter, science boy? Can't make a point without memearrows?
>reeee I hate board culture reeeeeeeeeee
that guy should be catching pokemon creatures
When has the weather been wrong since like the 80s
>go to answeringgenesis.org
>It's now just a redirect to sell you phone service
Lmao where's your answer to that? Unlimited plans for just 39.99?
you got the link wrong genius
Oh my bad
>actually owned by an Australian
What a fuckin CHAD. making millions off Kentucky, fucking kek
>Near the museum's lobby, a diorama depicts two ancient-age children playing near a stream, unmolested by nearby dinosaurs.
Lmao atleast they know their audience
r8 my oc
Got a laugh out of me
Good one anon
heh. Make more
will you please draw my OC fucking pinky pie
hahaha well memed got a chuckle out of me
i cant believe funny people still post here
I laughed out loud. I'm typing it out in full because I really mean it, good work anon
I dont get it
ps3 has no games
Sometimes the sheer low quality and low effort put into a meme is the charm in its own right. Googling a spider web instead of just...drawing it, kino
>super deep throat
does that still work in 2023?
10 out of 10
james bros on suicide watch
That's actually fucking hilarious.
made me laugh
Actually a good joke
will James SMILE ever again??11??
the joke is the artist (high-pitched giggles from the audience)
You dont catch Arceus you fucking idiot, you capture a fragment of him.
t. Pokescholar Discord rep
Damn that's mean
homie you're killing both it and me
it's shit, should have stopped at the first one, sellout
>Tfw no little girl to tell me I suxx0r
Foodbros... our response?
>shits loudly and without end
why does the tech truck have ketchup and mustard?
>he doesn't know
the fuck do you think your computer runs on?
computers are literally demons
because consoles have to ketchup
mustard race wins again
You do know there is a reason they are called ketchup and mustard cables right?
How has it come to this?
>banana skin in front of 'afterlife'
>battery life guy provides a useful service
>other two are probably cult leader gurus
the people in line are making a perfectly reasonable decision
Really makes you think
Based. Fuck astrology tier fairy tales, battery life is literal science
What would they possibly be getting at a tech truck
really makes you think
but what's the third truck out of frame they're lining up for?
your moms dump truck
The West has fallen...
gazillions must die
Makes you think
not falling for it this time, .gif
i forgot Gankerx continues the gif even if you open and close it a bunch
All of the faces changing for one frame right before the jumpscare is honestly a really good touch that makes the whole thing actually a little unsettling
Thanks smorkey very cool.
Aw hell naw is that really him. Fuck I was enjoying it
nah dude. just making a friendly joke is all. Or maybe it is? I have no clue.
It is his artstyle, you can tell by the lips and lack of nose. FUCK
It only reminded me of the weekend web shorts he used to do. But I doubt it.
Shmorky, a sick pedo fuck from the old days of the Internet. Some say he's also behind that forced glegele shit you see on boards here sometimes
I'm 28 years old but ashamed to say I only really started using the internet when I was about 12. I'm a 2007-newfag here. But thank you.
His weekend web shit is honestly good. That being said dude is a legend nowadays.
He's an OG, but he's also very cringe
>It's a 'super mushrooms are weed lmao' episode
as much as they try to emulate it they can never match the master
as much as they try to emulate it they can never match the master
this would be funny it it wasn't the fact that this is actually happening.
This is actually getting kind of based
He created a perpetual energy loop in his old age. Honestly he's a hero.
The funniest part about this is that younger generations are more into boardgames than boomers ever were.
It's also a self own. If you didn't even bother playing board games with your children, why are you sad that they're changing something in them.
Oh I played board games with then. Paddle board games
there's literally an achievement in stanley parable where you have to not play the game for 5 years to unlock it, and it's called "go outside"
Remember everyone being shocked he didn't draw the characters by hand and had expressions just set aside in Photoshop? In hindsight it seems insane to do it any other way.
Was it really so strange? It's how Southpark did it
no, those were just excuses to get morally outraged at the thing they decided they didnt like and they always knew it was bad and unfunny, and furthermore B^U loss hahaha (looking around making sure everyone is laughing too)
looking up the dictionary definition of "download" and being shocked, SHOCKED
>shittiest shit that's ever been shat
>I want to know more!!
I'm binging all top lists from Outside Xtra and I can't stop, someone save me
Oh god this is definitely Shmorky's work
ohhh fuuuuuuuck i had completely forgotten about that... there isnt even a word for how fucked up shmorky is
>Games go out of their way to establish Arceus is an avatar of a nebulous god
>”Dude he’s like literally the God of the Bible and omnipotent and omniscient”
I hate Americans sometimes, it’s a Japanese game if you had enough friends you could kill it with swords
the sad thing is, shmorky occasionally showed glimpses of being funny. underneath the literal mental illness i mean
mental illness and being funny go hand in hand.
I think mental illness is funny.
you're hilarious anon XD
Not when it's otherkin diaper child fetish
I... that sounds hilarious though.
Yeah, until it's so obnoxious that even the gays at something awful got over it. They are LGBT central, an actual hive of wretched villainy. It's like being kicked outta a gay bar for being too fucking gay.
Ha yeah good point. I still wanna finish my long island though chud.
>flash tub is buried in the deepest depths of hell with a negative percent chance of ever showing up again
tub is buried in the deepest depths of hell with a negative percent chance of ever showing up again
good. Let sleeping dogs lie.
He even gave her a choice, what a cool guy
holy fucking OC batman
Don't stop anon, you're good at this. Especially if you legitimately came up with it and made it within less than an hour, that's talent
Last time someone was funny on /v / before you was when an ai was told to make jokes
how did she get knocked up
oh shit, it's a pregnancy arc already
they've been fuckin for a few months now? holy based
what the FUCK I was invested in the story
man smorky go fuck yourself.
Man fuck this, I'm just gonna reread Kodomo no Jikan
FUCK. Why did I actually get invested in this retarded shit? It's Ambition all over again.
AAA game bad
>me playing black souls or Fear and hunger.
It is though. Specially this trend of the MC commenting on everything that happens onscreen as if they're comic book characters
theres no joke.
>generic pixelshit undertale clone
>jank piece of shit from an era when nobody was sure how to make mechanics that felt good
I hate NEW BAD OLD GOOD type so fucking much
I'm playing Jedi Fallen Order as we speak and all I can think is "this interactive cartoon is nice, wish I was playing Fallout"
very strange to me that the bouncing souls made it into this comic
Holy shit the best comic enters the thread.
Back when Ganker had soul. I always preferred the PS3 has no game punchline, but this is also pretty good
why is king of the hill there?
The PS3 famously came bundled with Talladega Nights on blu-ray.
he has a point
The other one's you did were utter shit, but this one genuinely got a laugh out of me.
and the plot thickens
THAT'S A 10 DKP MINUS
I miss back when gaming content was legitimately hard to come by so even stupid comics were fun to see.
It's better overall that the hobby has gotten more popular but things are definitely different.
What if mario is actually just tripping on shrooms lmao
Its a good questin. Gardevoirs telepathic, imagine having to go into town with your trainer. Nothing but cocks going into all your holes by every man walking past, while they walk their daughters and hold their wives hands. Imagine what low opinion you'd have of humanity
Maybe the Gardes like it
What a whore. It's funnier if she just wonders why she's not evolving in any of the visions
i have a feeling this one will be reposted in future L0L threads. good work
...WHAT IF MARIO GET THIS WHAT IF MARIO DUDE WHAT IF MARIO IS EATING MAGIC MUSHROOMS DUDE
brainlet, watch this
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS, CHECK THESE DUBS
Check my 100
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS, CHECK THESE DUBS
Check my 100
Check my 100
ahhh a classic
Gamer comics, amiright?
Who the fuck is spending nearly a grand a day advertising fucking raffle tickets on Ganker. Not a raffle, just raffle tickets. Blank ones. So you can do your own raffle at school or fucking whatever.
Fuck pizza gate, the fuck is deansupply DOING
Ane got the "DUDE SHE SAID ANAL" weed comic of the two kids getting stoned, one trying to stay cool and the other laughing insanely in class about the teacher writing/saying analyse
You can just check the ban page anon
I hope Dogi got treatment for their mental illness. These always make me sad.
the guy who drew this comic is a friend of a friend of mine... so yeah, i'm basically fucking famous
she just like me fr fr
>Not an edit of her unzipping instead
The morons has ONE JOB
I don't know what an Arceus is or what controllers they are using.
AHAHAHA IT'S SO TRUE!!
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