DUDE CONSTANTS AND VARIABLES LMAO

DUDE CONSTANTS AND VARIABLES LMAO

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fucking hate learning C++

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a gift compared to JS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with C++?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the best game since adventures of Mr. π on coolmathgames.com

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a shooter. Action is more important than rpg skills and finding door codes lmao.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is that why the action is also ass

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It has the best action

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >two weapon limit
            >bullet sponges
            >ghost mom fight

            >best combat

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              these are all good things

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >ghost mom fight

              I nearly forgot about that bullshit

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I forgot about the game. Can I get a QRD on the ghost mom fight?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                People whine about it because it's an unexpected difficulty spike in an otherwise piss easy game or they never upgraded their shield. But I never had a problem with it even on 1999 mode.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's not a matter of her being too hard for the game, on my '99 blind playthrough she killed me less than the skyhook just deciding mid jump that I couldn't land where it said I would and flinging me into the void. The problem is she doesn't work as a boss in a cover shooter. You know how the handyman is remembered as pretty lame because most people didn't bother figuring out which vigors were arbitrarily the ones that countered him and just shot him and ran away to reload or get their shield back? The siren doesn't have that basic solution, you either stumble upon something that destroys her or you go through hell trying to scrape out a win just throwing shit you find around the arena at her. Putting shotguns around a boss with an aoe repulsion with the same audio cue and animation as her summoning was sadistic, but at least it was there, that fucking bank vault where you having to rush her down before her corpses set up an endless crossfire on the door is miserable.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The early game big daddy fights in Bioshock 1 were harder come on now, just hide and let your shield recharge because we call of duty now, also you shouldn't be using the shotgun anyway since it's a piece of shit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh for sure, the only part of any of the games I'd call genuinely difficult is brass balls Neptune's Bounty until you get to what is supposed to be the boss funnily enough and maybe the 4 big daddies room of Worlds of Hurt during the no guns run, but they at least feel like fights designed to take place and be fun to someone. Cawdoody just doesn't work if enemies respawn in groups of 5 with no additional ammo for you and continue to do so until you until you kill them with grenades or melee and the game can decide at random to limit your number of grenades.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you chase around a fucking ghost and the game turns into walking simulator trying to find it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ghost mom fight is just odd because it's one of the few places a player could possibly softlock themselves if they have little supplies and poor upgrades/low ammo. in one part you can get barred into an area with no escape till the fight ends. some powers suck against her and her minions while others work really well. if you are properly geared the fight can be over in 30 seconds or less. if you exhaust your supplies you could end up in a no win situation on hard/1999 mode. on replays the fight is a joke, it just catches some players the 1st time through.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no one actually thinks this. you dont even think this

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He doesn’t, but I do.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I do as well

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek I actually didn't even know system shock and bio were related

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's the quintessential midwit/reddit core game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Explain

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BAZINGA

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    especially retarded since that's not even how the real multiverse works

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly the fact that people even think that constants and variables is a thing that makes sense makes me think that there are a lot more retarded people than there should be. If there are variables to the infinite Multiverse than does that mean there are variables where Booker is born and we're Booker is not born? Do Bookers parents always fuck in the same place at the same time? Does Booker always meet Annabelle? And apparently he always, ALWAYS, survives Wounded Knee meaning he ALWAYS, in the infinite kaleidoscope of reality joins the army and is accused of being of Native America descent. What if Booker just doesn't join the army? Does he still take part in the massacre of Wounded Knee? What if Bookers mother falls in love with someone else? Is he still born as Booker? How many universes are there where Robert Lutuce approaches Booker and Booker just tells him to fuck off? Does it still result in an Anna being kidnapped? The infinite multiverse would be just that: infinite. Every possibility would be canon and destroying one could not destroy the others. This game is full of shit

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a amazing. I am pretty sure i played this game more than once and yet i cannot remember single thing besides the THAT CARD meme. I just remember being bored most of the time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember the DLC were you needed to be stealthy. You went through a hall 4 times, and the game respawned all enemies if you killed them. All 4 times.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is this the game with THAT Liz model for the DLC? I never played it. That would be one memorable part i guess.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >BAS2
        >stealthy
        It gives you an insta kill crossbow, an instant knockout from behind, and the ability to see through walls AND turn invisible (and if you upgrade it, it's unlimited provided you're standing still)

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SHE TOTALLY MEANT TO GET KILLED THIS WHOLE TIME AND DIDN'T ACTUALLY BECOME A MONSTER WITH A BLOODLUST IT WAS ON PURPOSE PERIOD BLOOD METAPHORS

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/524613894/
    Reminder.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The beta looked awesome but it was basically Prey 2 tier. There was no way that shit was gonna run on consoles without cutbacks, even if they made it for PS4.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't this like the Elder Scrolls? Like they rewrite themselves constantly but only to a certain extent?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but it's somehow even more retarded because it breaks not only its own rules but the rules created to justify breaking the rules in the first place.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The thing about elder scrolls is that they make perfect sense in universe as mystical objects and plot devices.
      Bioshock infinite has the all the quantum woo in there because the guy who made the game didn't understand it and it made him go "WHOA!" so he made this the central plot device.
      And there's nothing wrong with using quantum bullshit at a plot device, even if you don't really understand it (because its very unintuitive if you can't grasp the math - and has little to do with pop sci headlines), but you have to be consistent.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would like to fuck Elizabeth constantly in variable positions

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was so disappointed in this game. My gf at the time even got it for my birthday on release cause she knew how much I liked System Shock 2 and Bioshock 1/2 and liked watching me play.

    It felt worse to tell her the truth that I didn't like it. And then even worse to tell her I didn't like Halo 4 after she bought it for Christmas. Then realizing Skyrim was just a really shallow skinner box and I couldn't even veg out and watch her play. Now that I think about it I'm pretty sure this is where gaming felt downhill for me.

    I can't believe I'm still playing video games after all this constant disappointment.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah now that I think about it I'm gonna delete Steam for awhile and focus on my other hobbies. I'm 30 years old now and this is bullshit, fuck video games these aren't fun anymore.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it. It was comfy

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I actually dropped the game after they jump dimensions or whatever.
    God it was awful.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the game that made me jaded about AAA titles and the future of gaming in general. I spent my fucking high school allowance on pre-ordering this shit + the season pass and then waiting in line at Gamestop thinking about how fucking amazing the game is going to be and then I got one of the shittiest experiences ever. Fuck Ken Levine.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Story was retarded and pretentious
    It was competent enough as a straightforward linear FPS but the 2 weapon sucked and I wanted a System Shock/Bioshock-like experience.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i hate the lutece twins so much its unreal. the way the completely ignore booker and just smugly yap on about their science gayry. i would love to bash their skulls in.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So many people liked them I found them really fucking annoying. Just quirky bullshit incarnate.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Infinite is literally only good for Elizabeth. Prove me wrong.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elizabeth sweaty blouse boobs my face mouth die me die at peace. You're right.

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