>Dude, I arbitrarily made this one megacorp in particular my life's nemesis for no reason lmao

>Dude, I arbitrarily made this one megacorp in particular my life's nemesis for no reason lmao
What was his problem.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They kidnapped his girlfriend.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      and SOMA'd her into the internet

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not that he found that out for a long time, once he reached her he thought she was just flatlined.

        He hates slant eyed asiatics.

        Johnny fricking Silverhands was already anti-Arasaka terrorist even before they took Alt.

        He was anti-Arasaka before because he's anti megacorps in general (an ideology he grew into because he was a soldier in one of the wars and realized all the conflicts came down to megacorps in the end) and they're the biggest and possibly most corrupt megacorp, but that event is what made it personal and made Arasaka his life's (or unlife's) nemesis.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He hates slant eyed asiatics.

      Johnny fricking Silverhands was already anti-Arasaka terrorist even before they took Alt.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >corpos bad!
    >uses artificial hand developed by corpos

    Typical npc behaviour.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >We should improve society somewhat.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I can't make arguments so I let comics create retorts for me.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why bother making an argument when it was debunked forever ago? Blame the idiot somehow still using a failed one.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Yet you participate in society
      >Curious
      No, I won't post it, I won't sully my computer with that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's a home made robo hand from his own cyber-garden

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >VUVUZELA IPHONE

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You clearly didn't play the game or bother to reading the original lore.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >for no reason lmao

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they kidnap and imprison his one-itis in a digital hellscape that he also becomes apart of as a spooky ghost ai.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this is the worst integration of the ghost in the net trope I ever saw and I even watched lain

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It was just utterly underbaked. Alt had, like two lines to say 'WoooOoooo Alt's dead, I'm the epic cyberghost operating in levels beyond your comprehension woooOooo' before turning into a plot device that agrees with Johnny's plan on a whim.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >It was just utterly underbaked
          Just like the game among other things

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    > for no reason lmao
    Are you familiar with the concept of anarchism?

    Not everybody needs to have a specific personal reason to hate something.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah and look how well that turns out. Anarkiddies get BTFO’d by Tankies every time the Revolution ends. What a fricking joke of an ideology.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Johnny's a cyberpsycho.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      probably just regular ptsd like a big chunk of the cyberpsycho quests imply

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    TOTAL ARASAKA DEATH

    Kill Arasaka. Behead Arasaka. Roundhouse kick a Black person into the concrete. Slam dunk a Black person baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a Arasaka food. Launch Arasaka into the sun. Stir fry Arasaka in a wok. Toss Arasaka into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Arasaka gas tank. Judo throw Arasaka into a wood chipper. Twist Arasaka heads off. Report Arasaka to the IRS. Karate chop Arasaka in half. Curb stomp pregnant black Arasaka. Trap Arasaka in quicksand. Crush Arasaka in the trash compactor. Liquefy Arasaka in a vat of acid. Eat Arasaka. Dissect Arasaka. Exterminate Arasaka in the gas chamber. Stomp Black person skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Arasaka in the oven. Lobotomize Arasaka. Mandatory abortions for Arasaka. Grind Black person fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Arasaka in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Arasaka with a ray gun. Kick old Arasaka down the stairs. Feed Arasaka to alligators. Slice Arasaka with a katana.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Whatchu you say boy?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >So this is Adam Smasher in the chrome? NC boogeyman of legend.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I played the entire game just so I could kill smasher for what he did to my becca

      pirated, ofc

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You look like a cut of frickable meat. Are you?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no reason
    This is bait or you speed read too much trough dialogue.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I legitimately liked the ending where V gives his body over to Johnny.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So tell me, does the thought of giving your body to a man arouses you?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Hey frick you, you fricking hack fraud.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No I'm pretty sure he called freud

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think that's objectively the best one, right? The only other options have V dying in a few months anyway or signing her soul away to arasaka and presumably being cybertortured for eternity. I guess the panam ending is comfy, even if you burden panam with seeing you die soon, but I never cared for the nomad yokels enough to do their ending.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >her

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I wish the solo ending had an actual unique outcome that wasn't just The Star + Rogue. Frick endangering my friends, I've got 200 proximity grenades.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >He feared the reaper

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >presumably being cybertortured for eternity.
        I'm pretty sure the idea was that Soulkiller in the end doesn't actually do anything for you, or anyone else. It just kills you and makes an AI that's not you.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That goes for all human-turns-AI media. Same as teleportation. The game even hints it in the Arasaka ending with one of the doctors calling V the ship of Theseus.
          Hell, you can argue Johnny isn't Johnny at all. He's just a Johnny chatbot.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            So you are just putting a copy of a copy of a moron on your body?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Hell, you can argue Johnny isn't Johnny at all. He's just a Johnny chatbot

            I always thought that was why he was so abrasive in particular. He's johnny pulled right in the middle of an interrogation and getting his brain copied while minutes before he was shooting up Arisaka and getting curbstomped by Atom Smasher.

            AI Johnny is like a Polaroid of someone being attacked by a bear, it's not their most collected moment.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              that's not what happened in reality, though. Alt says Johnny's memories are wrong because he's damaged, and you DO have to know metastuff from the tabletop to know what really happened.
              It's the game's biggest narrative fault, and I suspect it's because they had wanted to address it in a DLC or something before they decided on what they're doing now.

              During the raid, Johnny was one of three teams in the building, the others being the Player Character from the TTRPG, and Morgan Blackhand.
              Johnny gets ripped in half by Smasher, and Spyder is actually the one to Soulkill Johnny as he dies in a last ditch attempt to 'save' him. I don't recall how Arasaka gets a hold of him and chucks him in Mikoshi, but yeah.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >presumably being cybertortured for eternity.
            I'm pretty sure the idea was that Soulkiller in the end doesn't actually do anything for you, or anyone else. It just kills you and makes an AI that's not you.

            I think that's objectively the best one, right? The only other options have V dying in a few months anyway or signing her soul away to arasaka and presumably being cybertortured for eternity. I guess the panam ending is comfy, even if you burden panam with seeing you die soon, but I never cared for the nomad yokels enough to do their ending.

            All the cells in your body replace themselves several times before you die.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              But I never stop being me. There's continuity. When you get Cave Johnsoned into a computer, you die, then there's a little (you) inside the computer who may or may not be alive.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Everyone just assumes Johnny stole it and killed V.
      >Panam swears she'll hunt you down to the ends of the earth.
      >Rogue shits on you and tells you to never come back to NC.

      Feels kinda bad ngl.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Rogue shits on you and tells you to never come back to NC.
        I think at that point Johnny is a legitimately changed man and probably has no intention of coming back to Night City anyway, and probably wants to wipe the slate clean by leaving everyone behind.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, that was pretty obvious, but it still feels bad that it's what she thought was happening.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's the canon ending in my mind, bittersweet but has the most hope. And I love how you call really feel the friendship between Johnny and V. V accepts things and moves on, Johnny gets a second chance and legitimately changes for the better.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >V about to cross the bridge
        >"See ya around, Johnny..."
        >one last handshake
        >V goes to pull away
        >Johnny doesn't let him for a second, but then sadly lets go
        The game had a lot of fricking faults and was rightfully shat on, but it had aspects that I really liked

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >wanted to do that
      >pick Rogue for the final assault after fumbling the solo assault a couple times
      >realize at the choice time that you do it as Johnny
      >get in a shouting argument with V
      >end up "you know what ? I'll do what I fricking want"
      >go to leave the body to V, while V is crying for you not do do it

      I just wanted to do what's best for everyone ;_;

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      if you play a female V does that mean Johnny is a troony?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        female V isn't canon

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    mankind would be better off if men would stop trying to rescue women all together.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I recently reinstalled this game again. I played it when it first came out and had 0 issues, completed in about 50 hours.

    I tried to play it again and it's fricking worse? Pop in, stutters, crashes for not being the most up to date version, LOD at close distances. really weird and not worth it.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    alcohol poisoning

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    PTSD and ODD.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >arbitrarily
    >this one megacorp
    Arasaka is like the Blackrock of Cyberpunk2020

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I always found it odd how everyone remembers Johnny or how his friends look, like, middle aged at best. It really doesn't feel like nuking arasaka was half a century ago.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Any random band being a remembered after 50 years is the farfetched part, but Johnny nuked Arasaka so the legend persisted.

      But by 2077 things seem to have stagnated anyway, the world looked the same as it did in the 2020s.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Any random band being a remembered after 50 years
        >Led Zeppelin
        >Pink Floyd
        >Aerosmith
        >Fleetwood Mac
        >the Stones
        >the Eagles
        >Queen
        I could keep going but you MUST be a zoomer

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Also didnt he fight against Arasaka in the corporate war and came back from that a dedicated anarchist? I dont remember if he fought for militech or arasaka though.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >grr you destroy our big toweru....your punishment most severe.........
    >we put you in USB chippu.........

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they experimented on his engram for fifty years I'd say that's a severe punishment

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      In the future they will turn prisoners into NPCs of some chinese or korean MMO.
      Just hope they don't turn you into the tutorial target practise pinata.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Kek, chatai is better than humans right now so theres no need to even think of using humans in the future for that.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's The best apartment and why is it Northside

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Glen apartment. Not as soulless as Corpo plaza but still slick and spacious.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    cyberpunk was written by lots of different people with many different ideas that don't mesh, and why would they care? each one of them was only commissioned to write a section of the lore at a time. The fact that the mega corporations are basically corpo-communist dictators yet they get hamstrung by goons on the street doesn't really make sense

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because the goons are usually being funded by other corporations

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >megacorp kidnapped gf and ripped her soul out of her body
    >no reason lmao

    choom...

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i never understood why they didn't just
    >make another chip with V's personality in it
    >insert it into V's body while Johnny is the host
    Easy peasy, V has his/her body back
    Johnny looked like he didn't wanna be alive anymore after the whole ordeal

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >>Dude, I arbitrarily made this one megacorp in particular my life's nemesis for no reason lmao
    As if people on Ganker don't do this with Sony.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >cast "wholesome chungus" in cyberpunk 2077
    >most topics regarding the game involve johnny

    The main protagonist is overshadowed in their own game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's almost as if there's not a lot to say about the player self insert? Do people talk about the courier any more when talking about NV?
      And frick you. I liked Keanu as Johnny. Having V do a bad keanu impression when you let Johnny take control ought to be the funniest bit of the game.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        People do talk about the courier often in NV threads. Keanu was fine as Johnny but his involvement changed the game from being an RPG with 3 paths where you could choose the "idol" you wanted to follow to focusing it entirely on Johnny. It's disappointing that they went this direction but not too unexpected.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I did not care for Panam

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Did you not pay attention to his backstory? Your character literally ask him why he hates the Corps, he hates them cause they control everything and ruined people lives as he tells you about that farmer story, the average common folk get shafted hard and basically have no free will

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he fought in the Second Central American War. He tells you this as well, along with his dog tags and arm and how he got them.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The anime didnt have the right to be that good

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It was good because it had already established universe, which made everything else click. It wasn't your generic high-school or fantasy castles bullshit with barebones world building.

      t. watched like 3 animes in last 10 years

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    poser anarchism

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