Dungeon Meshi 86 - The Winged Lion

Not ominous at all. Let's see what happens.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      >cat

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

    Winged lion you son of a bitch.

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like we're getting the final form of eating things to sever them from the dungeon's influence. I wonder how much of an effect that might have on future demon manifestations. Will the next one be missing the human connection and wish-world ambitions?

      Interesting point I hadn't really considered, of Lion being sensitive to every single human motivation one might have.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So will Laios' autism defeat it?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Was it ever in doubt? The mystery is in the aftermath.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, I'm a moron. I assumed Laius was getting Misurn to agree to eat demon, but he's probably just carrying out the plan for Farlyn. Unless...?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why not both?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      really closed the book on this problem

      cute fake-out

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      really closed the book on this problem

      Based Marcille.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      really closed the book on this problem

      OUT-FUCKING-SKILLED

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    really closed the book on this problem

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Book'em, Danno.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      really closed the book on this problem

      Imagine if Laios went ahead and stabbed her before she could do her thing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was autistic enough to do it considering he thought that's what she wanted.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      So that's the particular desire Lion ate.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So on the one hand our super hot elf mule all powerful wizard dungeon lord of the soon to be world had her inhibitions devoured, and no longer feels the need to hold back on anything.

      The elf has finally learned right from wrong. Even if it is just a bit.

      On the other hand, she finally learned right from wrong, so I think we can call it a wash.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And on the other other hand, fucking tall-men runs in her genes.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The elf has finally learned right from wrong. Even if it is just a bit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      High INT, low WIS moments...
      this is why you should have balanced build my friend.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like how Lios doesn't react at all because he's in pain.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Took you long enough, ya' dummy.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      >autistic screaming

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Well hold on guys
      >What if we just asked for help

      >...from the people that hate you
      God I fucking love this High-Wis, Zero-Cha monster loving autist.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Zero-Cha
        What the fuck? Laios wins everyone over. Even characters who start out as antagonists. Even when his plans are pure nonsense. He's a natural leader.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          His absolute lack of social skills are well established. He's ended up on the right foot in the story because he's a monster autistic savant and they're in a dungeon filled with them, but remember, for instance, that he got taken advantage of by his first party and he thought Shuro was his buddy when actually the latter hated his guts and only tolerated him because he wanted to bone his sister.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he thought Shuro was his buddy when actually the latter hated his guts and only tolerated him because he wanted to bone his sister.
            Shuro is definitely annoyed by him and can't stand him but I do think he cares in his own way. Laios just doesn't understand humans enough to get why you would never want to be around someone but still care so he thinks Shuro doesn't think of him as a friend when really he's just the fucking annoying friend you keep at a distance to preserve your sanity. That does reinforce your point about his social skills though.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      >Cithis is alive
      Nice

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >just a bit of cleavage
        >sexy but realistic outfit
        >same with the proportions
        And yet this is hotter than most "huge anime titties in microkinis" fanservice out there, how does she do it?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's a natural 10.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This one isn't.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I say she is still a 7/10 without makeup. Maybe 6.5

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This one isn't.

            This really makes me appreciate having a female mangaka for this story.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            She's not that pretty.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I know you are only saying that because she's elven

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                She's a goddess, I just wanted a cheap (You) or two.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The reason is because perverts have no taste.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >just a bit of cleavage
          cleavage so deep you can see her bra strap
          >sexy but realistic outfit
          tight pencil skirt and 4 inch heels is realistic for a porn shoot maybe
          >same with the proportions
          tits nearly the size of her head, waist so high it's at her elbows

          You have watched too much porn.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ha! You grilled him good.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I took it to be "by manga standards". She's still stylized, but within the realm of possibility.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the realm of possibility
              Possibility within the realm of pornographic materials.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, if you wanna keep tooting that horn, but the point is that it's not "anime proportions/outfits" stylization, but "idealized real life" stylization. It could be taken out of a photoshoot for a calendar, for example. Doesn't mean it's not sexualized (Cithis there is very blatantly hitting most "sexy secretary" tropes), but that it's more subtle than is the norm for manga fanservice by far. If she's taken out of a porno, it's the very first shot. Contrast with something like picrel (taken from GIS).

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nothing about this is unrealistic. Unusual maybe, but considering Cithis is highly on seduction it is perfectly believable.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because personality and vibe matter. Weebs who just jerk off to 2D women don't care about that and tend to think more Booba = More hotter

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      HAS ANYONE SEEN THE JOKER?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >knocking crowd sourcing
        whatever works man.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got that reference!

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      Pattadol is trying her best!

      kek

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fantasia arc NOW.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Warhammer Fantasy: Culinary Arts edition.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a good thing.
      More magic for the world.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      FANTASIA ARC LET'S GOOOO

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      GODHAND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      funny mushrooms

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love the mushrooms, they look so jolly.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      Is that Laios' dad?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Showing Laios' dad here was a nice touch. And weren't those dogs named after elvish deities in hope they would look over him and Falin?

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

    cant spell defeating with out EATING.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like how the vantablack elf stands there out of frame.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man, the pixie things always make relatively serious panels still slightly funny.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      Laios is making a lot of assumptions again.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      I can basically hear the fairy go *squak* when squeezed.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Amazing that someone this tactless canary wasn't one of the criminals, because it's borderline so. Just fucking lie and tell the party they can discuss options once they distance themselves away from the dungeon instead of backing them into a corner where going back to the demon might be the better alternatives.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If she lied to them, you would also complain.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes but at least she'd be doing her job correctly

          To be fair, they're way past the point of just backing away from the 'danger zone' here, this is world ending territory. They can't just avoid it, they needed to stop it.

          Though even then, Flamela's a retard since beating up the current DM won't do shit anyway.

          Yeah the situation is bad, but it could certainly be made worse by antagonizing the DM.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can't put yourself into a character's point of view at all, unironically autism.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >this food is not good, the cook is not very good
              >YOU CAN'T SEE FROM HIS PERSPECTIVE, LITERAL AUTISM
              Why do I need to empathize with someone when pointing out they're objectively taking actions directly antithetical to their job?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Flamela is doing her job, is Mithurn that's stepping over the line. Of course we know Mithurn will be proven right by our heroes, bit you have to put yourself in her position.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Flamela is wrong but her actions are understandable from her perspective, she's missing a lot of info. Sometimes she sounds low-key brainwashed with the queen loyalty though.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, thats her job. You don't get put into a position of authority over a bunch of ex-convicts and shit being sent into foreign lands to handle extremely dangerous wish-granting magical bullshit unless you are trusted beyond any shadow of a doubt. Nobody would be put in Flamela's position unless they were the most loyal person in the room.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Flamela is wrong but her actions are understandable from her perspective, she's missing a lot of info. Sometimes she sounds low-key brainwashed with the queen loyalty though.

                As far as she knows, Laios has convinced the dungeon master to try to quit but not the reasons; I know >around elves watch yourselves, but letting the party think they'll be forgiven and killing Marcille the moment she lets down her guard would be a risk that costs way less lives than backing her into a corner and making her go down fighting (and if the bet fails leaves them in no worse a position). I know it's because she's more soldier than cop, but in her position and with her knowledge telling someone who is asking for terms that there'll be no forgiveness is backing a rat into a corner.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Flamela doesn't exactly have a strategic mind. It's implied she's the reason they got captured by orcs too. Sometimes I wonder if she just failed upwards into her position or if it's nepotism like people have speculated, but probably she's just really strong and most situations the Canaries deal with usually don't require any prudence.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm so mad Harta had a short chapter that month and Lin was cut.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, they're way past the point of just backing away from the 'danger zone' here, this is world ending territory. They can't just avoid it, they needed to stop it.

        Though even then, Flamela's a retard since beating up the current DM won't do shit anyway.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Beating up the current dungeon master would at least stop said dungeon master from further spreading the dungeon, commanding monsters and doing all kinds of other evil magic shit. it's really not unreasonable to target them first.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's precisely because she's not one of the criminals that she can't deviate herself from doing things by the book and being flexible enough to take chances where they present themselves.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, they're way past the point of just backing away from the 'danger zone' here, this is world ending territory. They can't just avoid it, they needed to stop it.

        Though even then, Flamela's a retard since beating up the current DM won't do shit anyway.

        It's precisely because she's not one of the criminals that she can't deviate herself from doing things by the book and being flexible enough to take chances where they present themselves.

        It's easy for the reader to call Flamela stupid.
        She's in the right acting the way she was instructed to giving her context. Mithurn can think outside of the box because of his personal experience as dungeon lord and being driven by a single desire to defeat demons.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The elves have always sucked at diplomacy. They operate under the assumption that anyone taken in by the demons has been thoroughly seduced and brainwashed and trying to reason with them is pointless. By all appearances that's usually the right call, but they didn't count on our party's impenetrable autism.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >and trying to reason with them is pointless
          The underworld dwarf, Laios lying to them and Marcille summoning the demon didn't exactly prove them wrong.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I'm not one to go "the Canaries did nothing wrong" because they're a bunch of condescending pricks who haven't given any vital info unless it was pried out of them, but under the assumptions they were laboring under (which they had from previous similar situations), everything they saw was entirely consistent with the standard dungeon-demon-corruption cycle. And well, there's an apocalypse going on.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >who haven't given any vital info unless it was pried out of them
              I wonder if that has already been posted.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It would be a disaster if someone in a position of power discevered that fact.
                Elves in positions of power being the one exception, of course.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                So far, they seemed to have done a pretty good job with it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not really. There was at least one other 'demon breaking free' incident in the past 20 years (Kabru's backstory), and all 3 dungeon lords we have seen so far were at least part-elf.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, really. These incidents are incredibly rare and even Utaya has been contained.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >There was at least one other 'demon breaking free' incident in the past 20 years (Kabru's backstory),
                That's pretty good.
                >and all 3 dungeon lords we have seen so far were at least part-elf.
                Because elves know about it. Imagine how many cases there would have been, if other races would be aware of a wish granting demon.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think its also just a matter of the demon preferring better food. The elves typically come from lands with a higher quality of life, and they are immortal. This means that, which their basic needs typically met, their desire will be for more esoteric things rather than just "I want food". And, probably more importantly, they will live longer and thus serve as a desire battery longer. We haven't been shown anything that implies that being the dungeon lord extends your lifespan, so picking a longer lived race over a shorter one is just generally going to be a better investment for an immortal demon.
                A human is a snack. An Elf is a meal.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >and they are immortal
                They aren't.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they are immortal
                According to Laios, elves live about 5 times as long as tall-men (Ch57p34).
                >We haven't been shown anything that implies that being the dungeon lord extends your lifespan
                Thistle has been a dungeon lord for at least 1000 years, and looks young. If Laios is actually correct, Thistle's natural lifespan has been extended. (But not necessarily by the lion itself, considering Thistle is a dark wizard)
                Also, the demon has kept Yaad and the other humans from the past kingdom around (again, 1000+ years). King Dergal specifically must have had a physical body as well, because he left the dungeon as such.
                Plus, while I wouldn't consider it a reliable source, the lion itself claimed that it could manipulate and equalize the lifespan of mortals as long as they remained within the dungeon.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your post reminded me, Izutsumi is still carrying Yaad as a doll around her. I wonder what the purpose of all of this is going to be.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                they're gonna be boat buddies

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Approaching end of the world territory in less than the span of a half foot's lifetime doesn't sound very good.
                >Imagine how many cases there would have been, if other races would be aware of a wish granting demon.
                Imagine a world where dungeons were proactively guarded like the threat they are instead of just letting anyone in until someone gets their hands on the world-ending power anyway.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Imagine a world where dungeons were proactively guarded
                It only takes one power hungry lord who suppose to guard it and everything is doomed. Ignoring the amount of adventurers who would actively try penetrate the dungeon and search for the demon.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It only takes one person encountering the demon and going unnoticed with the current method. If the races all worked together, you wouldn't be leaving the guarding to any one group.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't believe your post.
                You can't possibly this naive. There is no way you actually believe your own arguments you are presenting.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                it seems the Captain has a small redesign. He went from having a lazy eye to having no eyeball but still having eyelids, after he was revived

                makes him less dopey, I like it.
                Can't wait for it to be an error and have it returned to status quo

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kui wouldn't let a mistake like that pass.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                There was that vanishing doll in Thistle's house that got fixed for paperback release.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Background stuff is understandable, but the way this woman drawns all her characters in different ways and clothes all the time fell to me like it's literally impossible for her to forget a character trace, no matter how minor it is.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not everyone is running at 100% 100% of the time, especially when you're working against a deadline. Manga authors generally have assistants who help with the artwork too, and could make mistakes for her as well. Doesn't matter how good you are, you're always going to have off days, and you're going to mistakes, especially given a long enough timeframe. It's inevitable.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kui wouldn't let a mistake like that pass.

                Mithrun's right eye was crushed by the goat demon when it ate almost all of his desires, after that he used a prosthetic.
                It makes sense that it didn't regrow from the resurrection magic, but one has to wonder why he couldn't regain his eye through healing magic in the first place.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah! It could be because of the nature of the wound (inflicted by a demonic entity), or it could be due to the nature of healing magic in and out of Dungeons (We already know that the only reason you can resurrect someone in a dungeon is due to the nature of the dungeon trapping the soul of the deceased in there, so maybe body part regeneration isn't possible outside a dungeon since the air outside isn't as saturated with mana as it is in a dungeon).

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't remember there being a moment where it was lost, but yea it seems like he lost his prosthetic eye (which was giving him the appearance of a lazy eye). Dude's take enough hits and been thrown across long enough distances that it's quite possibly it was knocked loose, but I would be interested to see if one could pinpoint the moment, maybe even confirm whether or not she illustrated it coming loose, but it was a small enough detail in a panel to be missed.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                it literally exploded with the rest of his face when marcille blew his head open, there's nothing to see

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Flamela status: yeeted. I now have no more reason to read this manga.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best boy is back.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I forgot, does Mithurn outrank Flamela?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It feels like they are about equal in rank.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The other canary troops call her captain, don't they?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ranks don't matter when you have this much hatred for demons.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's very likely the Queen's daughter, so no. This is just Misurn being the autist we all love and giving no fucks.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I deeply appreciate how Mithrun is literally physically incapable of giving a fuck about anything except for killing demons.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mithrun: KILL THE DEMON AND YOU HAVE MY TOTAL SUPPORT
      I love this autist.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      "DEMONS could be here" he thought "I've never been in this dungeon configuration before. There could be DEMONS anywhere." The cool breeze felt good against his svelte, androgynous chest. "I HATE DEMONS" he thought. The sound of Marcille's crying reverberated around the entire dungeon, echoing even as newly regenerated blood circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of demons after ascension. "With teleportation magic, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"With teleportation magic, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
        lmao

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Beautiful.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bretty gud anon

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    Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      Why do I hear black metal?

      shit.

      Oh.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really like this because the captain's one desire is his hatred of demons.

      sfx: groan of despair.

      They got out the invitations. Will it be just a "we saved the world" celebration or Laios and Marcille's wedding.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      [The Only Thing They Fear Is You starts playing]

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Not BFG divison
        Come the fuck on, anon

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This really drives home how threatening the demon really is. Goddamn it Kui I don't want this series to end.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, parts of that look edible. That's a start right?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The demon looks positively fresh and ripe.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rules of Nature starts playing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      if it bleeds we can kill it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >biblically accurate lions

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ok guys, I've got good news, the demon looks to be made of flesh, animal flesh at that, so eating it should be ok.
      >And the bad news?
      >When did I say there are bad news?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      METATRON LIVES

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          METATRON LIVES

          Why does every webcomic that starts good turn into dykes drama?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        IT'S TIME TO GO FISHING, GRAB YOUR RODS BOYS

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      TIME TO GO BERSERK

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I almost want the demon to win and break out, just so Kui can give us a whole chapter of spreads like this and that sideways image of the goat demon breaking out in story. That hatching is so fucking metal.

      I hope at least the Hell Energy dimension will look suitably fucking bizzaro.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone is understandably afraid of what might happen if the world gets absorbed by the dungeon, but the fact of the matter is that no one actually KNOWS what the consequences of that will be. The demon is manipulative, but even now it doesn't appear to be actively malevolent. Life in demon world need not inherently be a bad thing, its just a change of the rules.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          t. Winged Lion

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    idk guys I think the lion might still secretly be a good guy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >idk guys I think the lion might still secretly be a good guy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like how he's picking the tower as if it was a chess piece instead of a more accurate representation of a building being thorn apart and lifted.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it weird that I think he's not mocking them but actually agreeing to fulfil their desire to beat him, in a way?

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      >lower left panel
      >ARE
      >YOU
      >SHIT
      >TING
      >ME

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >demon actually waits
      you know, he might not be so bad

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        laius said it earlier, the demon has eaten so many human desires at this point that it's started feeling human feelings and thinking human thoughts

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Next Episode, Laio's tries to tell Slaanesh to turn everything down a notch.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's an immortal indestructible eldritch abomination that can only be temporarily sealed. He's not in a rush and worst of all, probably bored.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Liaos is enough of a fun entertaining autist that even the Winged Lion has to stop and enjoy his struggles.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    sfx: groan of despair.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      F-FEAST BROS! WE'RE BACK!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't wait to see their horrified expressions when they realize that they're being forced to eat Falin.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S HAPPENING

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dinner's on Laios boys!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Machiavellian moves by Liaus.
      Even if they are all imprisoned for life, he'll still save his sister with this newfound army to cannibalize her for him.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We'll show the demon that we can bite back!
      DO THE IMPOSSIBLE
      EAT THE INEDIBLE
      CHOW CHOW
      BITE THE SOUR

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >DO THE IMPOSSIBLE
        >EAT THE INEDIBLE
        >CHOW CHOW
        >BITE THE SOUR
        DAMN IT WE NEED A WEIRD AL RENDITION OF LIBERA ME FROM HELL AND WE NEED IT YESTERDAY!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >DO THE IMPOSSIBLE
        >EAT THE INEDIBLE
        >CHOW CHOW
        >BITE THE SOUR
        DAMN IT WE NEED A WEIRD AL RENDITION OF LIBERA ME FROM HELL AND WE NEED IT YESTERDAY!

        I don't know rap, but this was my first pass, up to half of the first verse

        Chorus:

        >Do The Impossible
        >Eat The Inedible
        >Chow! Chow!
        >You can Devour!

        >Cook The Uncookable
        >Bake The Unbakeable
        >Chow! Chow!
        >You can Devour!

        >What You Gonna Kill Is What You Wanna Eat
        >Just Break The Rule, And You Taste The Truth
        >This Is The Theme Of *G* Coming Through Baby!
        >Chow! Chow!
        >You can Devour!

        Verse 1St

        >Fire To The Meat, Flour and some Cream
        >Still Missing Ingrediants, So Incomplete
        >We Be The Most Incredible Murder Hobo of All (Alt, Adventurer of all)
        >See How Easy, We All Sit Down
        >Dining Across the world To New Delight (Hard one, and fucked up, one extra sylable than "Digging To The Core To See The Light")
        >Eat or be Eaten Babe, That's The Way To Survive
        >Chop Off The Head, Brains (are) for Tonight
        >Eat The Inedible, Don't You Wanna Bite?
        Cuz, Alot Of Things Changed, We Be Waiting In Vain

        >If You Wanna Get By, No Meal No Deal
        Wow! Fakers Wanna Test Me Again
        (Damn! Suckers Wanna Test Me Again)
        Sorry, My Rhyme's Gonna Snatch Your Brain
        I'm So Sorry For The Straight Up Skills
        (I'm Still Starving For The Straight Up Shit)
        We Gonna Make It Happen With The Crazy Rap Skill (Shit)
        Get Ready To Rumble, Now Is The Time
        Uh Huh, This Ain't No Nap, You Know
        (Good Luck Fellows! Ha Ha)

        - Chorus -

        Verse 2Nd

        2Nd Verse Dedicates To The Real Peeps
        What We Got To Say Is So Real Thing
        (What We Got To Say Is Damn Real Thing)
        Cuz, Revolution Ain't Never Gonna Televise
        Kicking The Mad Flow, Microphone Phenotype
        (Kicking The Dope Shit, Microphone Phenotype)
        Open Your Third Eye, Seeing Through The Overground
        I'm About To Hit You With The Scream From The Underground
        Whole City Is Covered With The Cyber Flavor
        *G* Is In Your Area, One Of The Toughest Enigma

        - Chorus -

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yikes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't wait to see Laios feed everyone this fucking demon.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >reverse Eclipse

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Re-reading Berserk right now and this really hits because I'm almost at the Eclipse.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >really gotta stop getting paid upfront for this contract shit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He'll definitely change how he's paid for jobs after this. Probably introduce additional fees based on feats he's forced to take part in during routine dungeon dives.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, my man's retiring after this. Fuck this life, gonna make up with his estranged wife and let his daughter that looks like him take over being an adventurer.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get excited, cause it's gonna get weird

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      GLOM!

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      and that's how they entered the final dungeon that's inside a lion's stomach that's inside another dungeon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >everybody dies, roll new characters

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The final battle has begun
      That makes me sad. I want to keep living in this world.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you, Sir Ian.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Final battle has begun
      >bump limit reached
      The beginning of the end.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    And that's it! The news of another daydream hour, board game, and anime is welcome! Thanks for reading.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's getting a board game
      It's official now.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        LEGALLY ALLOWED ON /TG/ WITH NO LOOPHOLES.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was never in question, just trolls, new & old, constantly trying to stir up shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anybody know where I can buy Japanese boardgames shipped to the states?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you make an Amazon account on the Japanese site you can order some.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Brilliant! I wish my brain wasn't so deep fried by work that I thought of it first.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      /tg/

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's come full circle. Inspired by /tg/, spiritually /tg/, and now finally becoming /tg/.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The board game sold out basically instantly btw.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't let the yurifags take this from you /tg/. Although I heard someone say Kui is a lesbian, but I dunno if that's true.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's just a gal who, like most women, can appreciate what a good looking woman looks like. /u/fags are delusional.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kaoru Mori is probably as gay as a rainbow above Holland's tulip fields during a Pride Parade though.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      C/u/cks can get the rope but Falin/Marcille is cute enough I'm fine with either Touden sibling bagging her tbh

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        A threesome is the optimal outcome here (for Marcille).

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fucking a chick with your sister seems uncomfortable. I think the preferred outcome is the three live together with the siblings in their own rooms and Marcille picks which one she bangs each night.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think Kui's made w/w stories before, but I haven't read them. Frankly it feels like Marcille would happily be the meat in a Thorden sandwich.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, I can't believe it won't even reach chapter 100.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you stat the party?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Farlyn cheeks cute. CUTE.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neither puserra nor pusella turn up any kind of cake for me. Anyone know?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe it's a play on Castella?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a fake cake brand, the romanization doesn't matter too much

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kui already did

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure but I'm thinking about stating them in actual western systems. 5e is pretty obvious, I'm just not sure about their levels based on their feats.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Laios definately has Charisma as his dump stat.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kot is strong as Laios and faster too. Best DPS.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like how the top one is a joke.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no dexterity
        Chillchuck got fucking robbed.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The radar chart is missing some parameters to properly illustrate all of the party's specialties. Chilchuk's DEX (and how it differs from what one might call a DEX-focus DPS like kot), dwarves' lack of stamina, how most of the party is very competent in their field of specialization but hopeless outside it, how Kabru is great at killing humans but trash at dealing with monsters, how Shuro would kick Laius' ass in a fight (when not starving and exhausted at least) despite being smaller and weaker than him, so on and so forth. It's also interesting how Marcille and Fallin are pretty generalist casters within their areas of specialty (offensive/evocation and defensive/restorative, putting them somewhere analogous to a wizard and cleric respectively) but can still tap into the others' expertise, while the Canaries are mostly one-trick ponies (possibly due to messing around with ancient magic) but very very good at their one specialty.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Doubt that the canaries would really be one trick ponies. Cithis apparently has fire magic next to be an illusionist primarily, and they can do resurrection magic like anyone else. It's not unreasonable to assume that they have many different spells at hand, just like all the other spellcasters that we followed around have shown more and more spells at their disposal. The one true one trick pony would be Lycion as he doesn't really seem to be a mage in the first place, just a shapeshifter.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well also that one druggie familiar controller elf who is utterly useless.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fleki's familiar alone did a dungeon speedrun to bring the teleport spell to Mithurn.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn Laius has fat fucking stats. Something like 16 STR/DEX 18 CON 16 INT 14 WIS 6 CHA

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He actually seems to be the most well balanced of them all with good stats in everything except the meme skill nobody shares with the others. Makes sense, since he's the one who's really made a living out of adventuring while the others are either adjacent but not fully dedicated to it (Marcille studying related topics, Senshi making a living in a dungeon but without looking at the science of it all), only focus on one aspect of it (Chilchak specializing in traps and locks but not really caring beyond that) or flat out have nothing to do with that and little interest and just happens to be a good fighter (Izutsumi).

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will Laios be able to defeat the demon of the dungeon? Will Mithra be able to arrange Laio's dinner party? Join us on the next exciting episode of Dungeon Meshi called:
    Fed to the Lions
    or
    Battle of the Bowels!

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've come from the other thread to inform you that Namari is hot, and might be best girl.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >might
      it was never in doubt to the true believers and you're probably an elf.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >redhead
      >tomboy
      >extra thick
      no competition

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those tatas are a dwarven masterwork

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's probably the only one that looks better as a human than a elf

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like the elf, its smug aura mocks me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, hadn't seen this one before. Have more race swaps been made?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >halfling falin

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine how laid back and good at cuddling gnome farlin must be.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like how whatserface, Kabru's elf helicopter mama, subtly looks her age as a human. Had no idea our maniacal little jester was blond either.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Every version of Failin is too cute and I love her.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >all those angry versions of Tance
          It's like the local parish council

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >gnome falin
          IMAGINE

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          shuro in the right two looks like he walked right out of a jim henson productions movie

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          milfsiril finally looking like a real milf

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elf Namari is nice and all but there's something very eppealing in how human Namari is drawn. Something about the eyes, the expression, I dunno.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think Elf Namari's expression is better, slightly teasing in a good way, but Human is a little better in every other respect.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I made a mildly amusing thing.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, good lawyerin'. Is it a reference to anything?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's from an episode of Red Dwarf.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is chilchucks weird vest even supposed to be

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      God DAMN it Marcille

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Made me gut laugh. I don't get the reference, but I assume it's Baldur's Gate?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marcille's autism truly knows no bounds.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kui will finish Berserk! I know it!

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey this looks like those baldurs gate portraits. Wtf is this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The mangaka played these games and drew some portraits.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Manga by the artist who made those portraits. Fantasy series about delving into a dungeon to try save a member of the party where the cast have to scavenge to survive. Great blend of comedy, worldbuilding, detailed artwork, and food porn written by a westaboo who loves RPGs like baldurs gate and wizardry.

        Total bullshit

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          nohp

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why would we lie about something so easy to google to confirm? Ryoko Kui+Baldur's Gate

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Manga by the artist who made those portraits. Fantasy series about delving into a dungeon to try save a member of the party where the cast have to scavenge to survive. Great blend of comedy, worldbuilding, detailed artwork, and food porn written by a westaboo who loves RPGs like baldurs gate and wizardry.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kui is a fan of Baldurs gate, she even did her own fan portraits of it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why the fuck Is they a fan of it?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Apparently, a lot of people liked these games.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            But she can't even speak english

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sometimes, video games are also translated to foreign languages.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Anon do you really think that games aren't translated in different languages?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              The enhanced editions of BG 1 & 2 on Steam have japanese translations

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sometimes, video games are also translated to foreign languages.

              Anon do you really think that games aren't translated in different languages?

              The enhanced editions of BG 1 & 2 on Steam have japanese translations

              semi-relevant

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Banking on exhausting a (functional) immortal's patience is a losing game.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >t. small head anon
              >never heard of ENG > JP translations
              Anon, Dungeon Meshi was inspired by the author's experience with Pathfinder. Where have you been in this globalized day and age?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Dungeon Meshi was inspired by the author's experience with Pathfinder
                That's not true. Where do these rumors even come from?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Dungeon Meshi was inspired by the author's experience with Pathfinder
                That's not true. Where do these rumors even come from?

                It's weird that anyone would believe that. The manga can't possibly be based or have anything to do with Pathfinder, because it's good.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's actually based off the Wizardry CRPG series.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm so used to manga sameface that Kui's skill at character design and portraits actually blows me away.

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would've been nice to get a bit more of evil DM marcille..

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's just too much of a dork to be evil.

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obligatory.

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have this weird feeling they're going to overload the demon with human emotion is some way and convert it into full human

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And then kill it?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, they'll all just have a massive meal at the end and laugh it off

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Everyone keeps talking about how to stop the dungeon from getting under control
    >Only Laios brings up the idea of killing the demon
    No wonder the Captain was so eager to help him, he's doing the one thing he gives a shit about.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It also helps that the literal first thing he heard after coming back up from the dead was "I'll go and defeat the winged lion!"

      Music to his ears.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Read

      cant spell defeating with out EATING.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it was so easy they would have done it before.

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's your favorite canary? For me it's Lycion

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mithrun. It's so hard to find strong male elves from japanese media with cool powers. His story is also interesting and his demon-autism amusing - until an actual demon shows up.

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's ridiculous how good this manga is. Let's hope Trigger does it justice.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      As long as they don't start rewriting stuff, it'll be fine. I enjoy their visual style, but God damn is their writing sometimes utter garbage.

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dumping stuff.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Sally-Anne test.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                These illustrations should be from the latest Daydream Hours.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                These elves are so cute.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Look at that spreading pussy.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://coub.com/view/28w4og

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                We need to check how many nipples she has

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                2, it's on here:

                Kui already did

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well, I still want to see them.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Me too.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I love that their little fairies resemble them.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              A cute. A CUTE!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Laios fails the Sally-Anne test.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Laios isn't as smart as he thinks he is.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Eh, even a monster autist doesn't have encyclopedic knowledge of every bit of mythology out there. His upbringing was pretty sheltered too. Remember that a lot of what he knows and dreamt of he got from a supposed monster-eating adventurer's books only to find out that at the very least the monster eating bits were bunk when he got to try it for himseld.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm curious what Kui would do with Burgerstan's shittier cryptids

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That would be hilarious. Especially if she did Hoop Snakes.
            Though I'd still like to see the other way more dangerous ones.
            Of course you've got Wendigo's and Skinwalkers. You've also got Wampus Cat's, Snow Wasset's, Melon Heads, Boo-hags, Utenka, the Ozark Howler, various swamp monsters, Scrap Iron Jack, and various beastmen (Lizard man, Dogman, and Ape Folk).

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's insane how good Kui is at worldbuilding

      Man, she can get away with a lot due to being covered in hair

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It amazes me that all the characters are clearly individuals despite a simpler art style. Though she draws detailed bodies and clothes on top of them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The art style, being simple, allows for a much wider variety of face shape than most anime uses. Anime style typically has a stock face shape uses for 95% of the cast, only outliers like old people or buff dudes deviate from it. In Dungeon Meshi, each race has its own range of unique face shapes and features that make them instantly identifiable as being of that race, and each character has their own specific face shape on top of that.

      Think of it this way: its a common meme that you can take almost any shonen male and turn them into a woman by giving them eyelashes and longer hair, because everything else is basically the same anyway. But you can't do the same thing with this manga, it would just look like the male character wearing makeup and a wig. Which is a GOOD thing, because it means that the faces are more distinct.

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's go.

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am so tired of this lolfewd comic

    Since when is food related to /tg/?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Caught in the act, my infernal friend.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Since people bring food to rpg sessions, Satan.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Silence, Satan. Food as always been tabletop relevant.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love Dragon's Crown.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I love the ebin references

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            quick! hit is with the blessed hand grenade of Antioch!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get back in the book Lion

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Since when is food related to /tg/?
      the resident autists are literally called fa/tg/uys

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Since soon.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he never played games with his food

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're gonna get eaten and there's nothing you can do about it, Winged Lion.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vade retro satana!

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is laios so adorkable

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is like an autistic dog, but human.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is like an autistic dog, but human.

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Billy Bat???

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that Laios

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    But I like the lion 🙁

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally an evil demon anon.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait I actually thought the lion was good why is he mean now

        Not evil, just Hungry Neutral, and its feeding seems to result in brain death.

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no way you expect me to believe that ryoko kui played baldurs gatem she can't speak English and has zero perspective on this stuff. What the fuck other games has she played??

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Games are translated in Japanese sometimes, you know.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why did the fact a known fantasy fan and author with a love of rpg tropes played a very popular fantasy rpg mindbreak you this hard?

        Retard

        Name names then. She has zero perspective on western fantasy has she even read tolkien? Baldurs gate is OUR thing. I don't like this at all. It feels like it's taking away from my enjoyment

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hope this is just some really stupid bait.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Here's (You)

            have a nice day

            What other games does she play. Prove it. I need to know how this happened

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              (you) are aware that games get translated all the time right? Westaboos are as real as weebs and Kui has clearly shown a love of western fantasy (as dungeon meshi seems to be a blend of east and west fantasy). There is a good chance she's read tolkein, played dwarf fortress, and enjoys many things that are popular in /tg/ circles. Hell I think she's even called this site out in particular. For more westaboo manga, check out "The Hero, The Dragon, and Courier." That author has unironic westaboo autism and includes historical rundowns in each chapter

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Hell I think she's even called this site out in particular
                An anon got his volume signed and asked for it to be dedicated to /tg/.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                That the same anon who claimed she has a wedding ring?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes she is married to me.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was some doodle like this but with "/tg/" written.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Forgot my pic.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                This?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                There it is.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because fuck you that's why.

                games are fun?

                Why are you pretending to be confused by this?

                Because she is a fantasy nerd.

                Becauss it's not fair. She's played more games than me and is better at art and all this narrative stuff than I could ever be. Why do some people genuinely have it all? It's not fair.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                People have different talents. Every river reaches the ocean in its own way and all that. Get off your fat ass and stop pitying yourself. The best day to begin improvement was yesterday, the second best day is today. Keep working at it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have no talents and nothing to improve at

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                you must love yourself before you may love others

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Play more games? Spend your time drawing until you get good? Or are you that kind of retard that thinks magakas just pick a pencil and a masterpiece appears out of the blue? They spend hundreds of hours drawing.

                I'm too shit at games and drawing. I've never drawn in my life.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                you do not need to be good at games or drawing to find enjoyment in these things

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes I do.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                that is a choice you are consiously making and you can choose to stop making this choice

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No it's not a choice it's just how I work.

                But that's the secret, Evelyn: You can do anything, because you're bad at everything.

                I can't do anything

                >I'm too shit at games
                Unless you're a paraplegic or something, you can't be "shit" at RPGs. Just reload a save if you screw up.
                >I've never drawn in my life
                Neither did any single mangaka before the first time they drew something.

                There's nothing stopping you but yourself. You could pick a pencil and a piece of paper and spend an hour a day for a couple of years doodling stick figures and go from there.

                There's nothing I can do. I'm not the type of person who's passionate about anything to do anything. I can't even muster the energy to get out of bed for ten years. At my age Even if I devoted my time to a passion I magically acquired i still wouldn't be worth a shit by the time I'm old. And I don't even have a passion to begin with. I don't even ha e a hobby. I can't find anything. Why are some people so lucky to find something while they're young and I cant find anything at all

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >There's nothing I will do
                FTFY, once again proving to everyone here the issue is you, nobody is stopping you, nothing is blocking you. You don't get to act like a bitter little sissy when you put no effort whatsoever, and no amount of whining will convince anyone otherwise. You're not a victim of circumstance, you're the culprit. This is 100% on (you).

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                what is the thing he wants to do?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                He wants to find something he can pour his energy and passion, but doesn't want to try anything to find out what that something is. He wants it to come to him as some sort of mystical revelation. To be fair, this is very likely the fault of his parents, who raised him badly, offering him no guidance. It's not the first time I encounter people like this online.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Man I wish I had energy and passion. I've been trying to develop these, and have been able to cultivate moderate interest.
                Maybe we can make some kind of giant machine to transfer his to me.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just get off Ganker and be productive.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I enjoy some Ganker now and then, though. I also enjoy some productivity. I see no reason to cut one or the other unless I have something that demands more time than my current hobbies.

                it's called anti-depressants

                I try to minimize how many drugs I have to take a day, to prevent the kidney and liver death of my immediate forebears.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's called anti-depressants

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                anti-depressants were discovered to be ineffective since it turns out brain chemistry doesn't work as theorized. Diet and environment are apparently bigger contributing factors but i can't kick those fresh cans of corn syrup.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                now, this WAS just one study. And it doesn't do anything to show effects don't occur, it just claims it doesn't work how we thought.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The study compiled 10 years worth of studies from around the world. All the data was there they just took it all and printed out what was shown.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                the points stand, though.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                what is the thing he wants to do?

                He wants to find something he can pour his energy and passion, but doesn't want to try anything to find out what that something is. He wants it to come to him as some sort of mystical revelation. To be fair, this is very likely the fault of his parents, who raised him badly, offering him no guidance. It's not the first time I encounter people like this online.

                Literally what am I supposed to do?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]

                Go to a therapist and tell them these things so they can make a plan with you to address your issues. Nobody here can help you when the root of your problems is that you don't want to start anything.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm too shit at games
                Unless you're a paraplegic or something, you can't be "shit" at RPGs. Just reload a save if you screw up.
                >I've never drawn in my life
                Neither did any single mangaka before the first time they drew something.

                There's nothing stopping you but yourself. You could pick a pencil and a piece of paper and spend an hour a day for a couple of years doodling stick figures and go from there.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                But that's the secret, Evelyn: You can do anything, because you're bad at everything.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Play more games? Spend your time drawing until you get good? Or are you that kind of retard that thinks magakas just pick a pencil and a masterpiece appears out of the blue? They spend hundreds of hours drawing.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you want to be better at art then put in the time and draw. Drawing is a skill, and people use talent as an excuse to cop out of actually put in the work to develop it. Instead of bitching on Ganker about some professional who has been doing it professionally for years on end, fucking take that pencil and put it to paper you little shit.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not sure why you're looking for her nerd bonafides so bad, and not sure if this is like a race thing, a misogyny thing, autism, or some combination of the three, but close your browser and go outside. You don't have to be here. You can escape at any time.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a misogyny thing
                No, you have leave.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here's (You)

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This has to be bait.
          >zero perspective on western fantasy
          The entire manga is based on western fantasy, what have you been smoking?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did the fact a known fantasy fan and author with a love of rpg tropes played a very popular fantasy rpg mindbreak you this hard?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Retard

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What the fuck other games has she played??
      Based off her blog and old tumblr?
      >Pathfinder Kingmaker & Wrath of the Righteous
      >Planescape: Torment
      >An untold number of Wizardry games
      >Legend of Grimrock (this has a surprising number of jp made mods too as an aside)
      >Divinity: Original Sin 2
      >Shadowrun Dragonfall (and possibly Hong Kong)
      She also mentioned interest in Disco Elysium which got a jp translation a while ago but no idea if she played it yet.

      Her options are sorta limited by what has official or fan TLs.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why the fucking fuck would she play those???

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because fuck you that's why.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          games are fun?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you pretending to be confused by this?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            he cant believe that Kui is the perfect woman.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >incredibly rich inner world
              >great talent as an illustrator and comics artist
              >deep interest in fantasy, RPGs, and her own particular ecology focused worldbuilding
              >based off her minimal social media presence also seems very pleasant as a person too
              I don't care what she looks like, I'd pay money just to be able to talk to her about whatever shit she's working on or playing

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Based on the work and detail put into Meshi, she probably would just be genuinely really interesting to talk to about fantasy stuff, and probably more.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >first instinct is to simp
                She's not some e-thot.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if you make a hyperbolic statement about how interesting you find an author and the lengths you'd go to interact with them you're a simp
                C'mon anon, its not like I was saying I want her feet pics or used underwear like some freak.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'd pay money just to be able to talk to her
                Textbook simping.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                What? You wouldn't want to have a sitdown with a writer/artist whose work you like and pick their brain?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >moving goalposts

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Anon said:
                >I don't care what she looks like, I'd pay money just to be able to talk to her about whatever shit she's working on or playing

                That's picking their brain.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Paying a girl to her talk about a game she's playing is simping.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine cooking a meal with her.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because she is a fantasy nerd.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Legend of Grimrock japanese mods
        Quick rundown?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://w.atwiki.jp/grimrock
          Here is (one) JP fansite for it that has news and links and so on. Some of its just guides or TLs for English stuff, others are JP made.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Neato, thanks anon.

            [...]
            That's pretty surprising to see an indie game like that make it big overseas.

            Heartwarming though. LoG was a very fun time. Lizardman knight and minotaur barbarian up front, human rogue and Lizardman caster in the back.

            I should really get back and finish LoG2, but I'd probably have to restart since all my notes I made to myself are gibberish on the map.

            The older (>30) Japanese LOVE first-person dungeon crawlers. I'm not surprised at all that LoG is known there.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://w.atwiki.jp/grimrock
        Here is (one) JP fansite for it that has news and links and so on. Some of its just guides or TLs for English stuff, others are JP made.

        That's pretty surprising to see an indie game like that make it big overseas.

        Heartwarming though. LoG was a very fun time. Lizardman knight and minotaur barbarian up front, human rogue and Lizardman caster in the back.

        I should really get back and finish LoG2, but I'd probably have to restart since all my notes I made to myself are gibberish on the map.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >That's pretty surprising to see an indie game like that make it big overseas.
          Wizardry games were a genuine hit in Japan to the point it spawned the DRPG genre over there via countless copycats, and there's a ton of JP exclusive entries in the series. There's a big fanbase for blobbers and Grimrock was a shiny new one from the West they could actually play for a change so I guess it pulled people in.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        she also played darkest dungeon, return of the obra dinn, weird west, pokemon, her story, triangle strategy, witcher 3, youkai watch, cuphead, sunless sea, and the donkey kong country games. anyway, you guys should stop replying because this is the most blatant pretending to be dumb for replies i've seen in a while and has just devolved into blogging at this point

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >She also mentioned interest in Disco Elysium
        How can a woman be this based?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Disco Elysium is trash though, which is why she didn't finish it, according to her never mentioning it again.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            She mentioned it before it was localised, anon

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, you're agreeing with my post.

              What are elves for?

              Men? Nothing. Women? To play with their ears.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I really love it and that's what matters

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are any of these games good? I don't play games. I wish I was as smart as Kui sensei

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >knows a lot about food
    >plays a lot of RPG
    Kui is fat, confirmed.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just means there's more of her to love

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait I actually thought the lion was good why is he mean now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The lion is good if (You) believe it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't listen to the elf propaganda lionbro /ourguy/ will prove them wrong next chapter

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The lion has good facial expressions at least, so there is some goodness in him.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not that he's doing this because he wants people to suffer or die, but his goal would result in the entire world being consumed. even if that somehow doesn't kill everyone, it would result in a hellish purgatory where everyone's numb to everything because they're granted whatever they want all the time, as seen with the golden kingdom. also, he makes his appearance look evil as hell while doing this for some reason.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What you posted is a small metallic decoration on the hilt of a sword, he doesn't have much muscle control over it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          okay, but like, this

          shit.

          and this

          idk guys I think the lion might still secretly be a good guy.

          are pretty evil-looking

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a giant mass of monsters, of course it's horrifying. As soon as he forms a shape he takes a more gentle aspect. Just look at the middle panel here and tell me he's evil.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              you know what, you're right. he looks very trustworthy and i'm sorry i doubted him

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The lion has good facial expressions at least, so there is some goodness in him.

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone's saying the lion isn't good
    >the lion waits when it is called for
    fucker abides time outs

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the desire-eating interdimensional "creature" follows DBZ logic
      >maybe it is good?
      anon...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You now realize that Goku is more evil than winged lion.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        how can you stay mad at this face

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would fuck Namari until my hips broke

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i sure hope you have long legs and/or leg pouches because she's probably going to leave you once you can't use those anymore unless your leg game exquisite

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are elves for?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely nothing!

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If we don't get an official cookbook I'm gonna be pissed

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why not? What's the worst that could happen? At worst, you end up killing yourself, which frees you from your burden, and it frees us from you, so it's a win/win. At best, you succeed at handling your issues and you also win. You have nothing to lose here, which means it's nothing but gain.

    [...]

    What else do I need to know besides you being a whiny gay with a penchant to seek for pity while ruining threads?

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    she will be back

  61. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh shit. Bump.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're about 150 posts too late for that.

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