>eats fast food, drinks soda, and plays video games all day. >not fat

>eats fast food, drinks soda, and plays video games all day
>not fat
Yeah it's genetics so stop coping.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you ever seen what he eats? This malnourished rat will heat up a "steak" thinner than a credit card and call that a meal, of course he has the physique of a ghoul and isn't a fatso.
    Also it cannot be muh jeans because his mom was a lard barrel.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yep that video of his "friends" visiting his house and seeing how he lives was hilarious.
      he's basically on a carnivore + low calorie restrictive diet most of the time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick bro. And you're telling me there are millions of people who worship this goblin? Black person can't even hold a frying pan straight without struggling.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Running out of energy stabbing the potato with a fork. Lmfao.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Saltbot, I need you.
            >My strength is waning.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And then he goes and does this lmfao. What the frick is wrong with this moron Black person goblin.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              what feminine hands
              goddamn

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I WILL rape emiru

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I almost feel bad for the ethot in this picture, having to surround herself with such untermensch. But alas, she is a prostitute who preys on vulnerable men, so I don't.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Running out of energy stabbing the potato with a fork. Lmfao.

          >Saltbot, I need you.
          >My strength is waning.

          And then he goes and does this lmfao. What the frick is wrong with this moron Black person goblin.

          Reminder that asmongold claims to be able to lift 80lb dumbbells.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > This malnourished rat will heat up a "steak" thinner than a credit card and call that a meal

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol dumb frick. he's said countless times that he just doesn't like eating, so he is in a caloric deficit most days. it's like that guy who lost weight eating only mcdonalds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >eats whatever he wants sometimes 2500 of pure lard
      >barely moves
      >has never been over 140lbs in his life

      When will CICOtards admit genetics >>>>all?
      When will the evidence be enough?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Genetics also control your calorie intake, fricking moron

        He might eat 2000 calories of lard today, and then just drink coffee the next day. He won't gain weight in that case, you low IQ mongoloid. And if you aren't exercising and playing games all day, you won't have much of an appetite

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You are the moron
          He stays effortlessly thin living however he please while fitcels starve themselves year round for a 4pack
          He is simply genetically gifted. No more no less
          Same as QxC who is like 6’3 59kg and eats total shit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He looks like dogshit, I’d kill myself if I had that body

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Meanwhile he has a zero pack. He's skinnyfat.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >He stays effortlessly thin living however he please while fitcels starve themselves year round for a 4pack

            Fitcels want to look lean NAD MUSCULAR, you fricking moron, this dude has no muscle. And you are still so fricking low IQ you don't understand my simple point

            >GENETICS CONTROL CALORIE INTAKE

            He may eat "whatever he wants, but if he doesn't want more than what would make him gain weight, or if his unhealthy food habits are sporadic, like eating 3 burgers today, and then not eating anything for the next 3 and subsisting on coffee and water, then he won't get fat.

            How fricking stupid are you to not get this? He doesn't eat 3000+ calories of burgers every day, you Black person brain moron

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >ad hominems
              >gets angry
              Idk man you seem pretty upset about this, most likely you’re one of the fitcels starving yourself for 15% bf I described. If you can’t see he’s genetically gifted idk what to tell you. Plus he out earns you most likely too
              Enjoy seething tho, /shrug

              >hurrr you’re brown
              Mind posting skin color? If you don’t I’ll just assume you’re a coping thirdie

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >muh ad hominem
                >doesn't even fricking know what ad hominem means
                >think me calling him Black person brain moron is me thinking he is literally brown

                Telegram rightoid? You are low IQ in a very familiar way

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no body posted
                Ok yeah just a seethe brownoid mad at asmond success
                Carry on saar!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                demoralizers get the rope

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He is just a stupid rightoid that probably LARPs with an anime avatar on twitter

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                a little tip for you discord troony. No one actually uses words like rightoid so people who didn't already instantly know that you're just taking the piss m8

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >pointing out someone has great genetics is demoralizing for me so you just can’t do it ok? Just stop

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                s/b/d?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Idk what that means as I’m not a leftist sorry
                If you mean squat deadlift or whatever I’m a Calisthenics guy

                >Yup. It’s your average skinnyfat leftist

                Bruh, Asmongold IS skinnyfat, is he genetically gifted, or not, LMAO?

                hes not skinnyFat dude. You can see he’s just regular skinny, at least be honest with yourself

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cool can you do a planche? How many muscle ups can you do in a row?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If he was just regular skinny you would see muscle and bone, but he's a formless doughboy. If he had even a normal untrained amount of muscle on his body with the same amount of fat he would just look fat.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >asmon
            >genetically gifted

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He's pretty tall evidently.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >And if you aren't exercising and playing games all day, you won't have much of an appetite
          hahaha yeah, so true lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sometimes 2500 of pure
        An adult man burns about that much. What is your point

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even genetics is based on CICO, some people can burn 3000 doing nothing, some people can only burn 1500 doing nothing, cope fat frick.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NUp, u just can’t admit he’s genetically destined to be lean
          But just keep calling me names if it helps prove CICo, idrc

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Asmongold just doesn't eat as much food as you think he does, i don't understand how you can be this stupid.

            >B-BUT HE EATS WHATEVER HE WANTS

            Well it just so happens that he doesn't want that much. Your desire to eat food and the amounts needed to satisfy that desire IS genetics, thus COCO is correct. You are simply stupid, and I feel stupid trying to explain all this shit to a stupid person

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Wrong, he eats heaps and hasn’t ever been fat
              But I’ve explained this to three of you now. Think we are done here tbh, idk why fit always gets worked up over him

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Show footage of him eating heaps by himself then.
                And even if he does like once a month for a chipotle sponsorship or some shit, the rest of the time he's either not eating frickall, or having a meal once in his 12 hour binge of drama reacting.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Wrong, he eats heaps
                yeah we've all seen his mukbang videos where he takes a single bite of a burger and a sip of coke and throws it away.
                crazy how little food he actually eats

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stop coping
                He just doesn’t eat a lot on stream, him and xqc eat like fatass Fricks yet both have abs
                Explain now

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he eats heaps
                >he just doesnt eat heaps on stream
                how do you know he eats heaps?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                hi asmond

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He just doesn’t eat a lot on stream
                >asmon streams for 10 hours a day
                >sleeps for 10 hours a day
                he must be packing a LOT of food in that OMAD program of his.
                somehow doesn't show up in his house tours tho

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why is it so hard for CICO people to admit some dudes are naturally slim

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                naturally less hungry and naturally more active is consistent/compatible with cico?
                some people are naturally less hungry and naturally more active and therefore naturally more thin
                if the ci in cico drops to zero, do you think you will maintain the same "natural" weight?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >naturally
                not hating on you but asmon is the last person to call "natural".
                dude has suffered extreme poverty and mental illness passed down from his parents.
                he hates food coz of things that have happened to him in the past.
                he hates exercise coz he has been poisoned against it by the culture he grew up in(fat WOW gamers).
                he only "made it" coz mentally ill freaks gave him a lot of cash coz they enjoyed his freak show.
                very lucky dude overall.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why does he hate food?
                He’s scared of getting fat like his mom?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He developed some kind of eating disorder from being poor since his teeth were rotting out and his gums would bleed it hurt to eat

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >still doesn’t explain anything about why he had an ED
                Instead of word vomiting your low iq response just explain things clearly next time, tard man

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                his hygiene is bad because his mother was a hoarder, his gums are bleeding from severe gingivitis from a lack of cleaning
                his poor habits are almost all related to his subhuman brain and mothers tendencies

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i was directly replying to:
                >Why is it so hard for CICO people to admit some dudes are naturally slim
                not so much commenting on asmon himself

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >asmon has abs

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Neither of them have abs.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          tbqh it's not doing nothing. BMR differences are kinda limited, realistic deviation is about +/- 100kcal.
          Biggest difference is NEAT - figheting around, doing chores, all manner of small activities. And that's where the biggest differences come for most normal people.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Came here to post this, NEAT it's up the variance, not basic metabolic rate.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is good bait but problem is there’s plenty of moron golems that think food works this way

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pro chess players burn insane calories just playing chess. CICO isn't the end all be all but it absolutely is a valid metric to gain or lose weight. Stop being a fricking blackpilled moron.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Pro chess players burn insane calories just playing chess
          lol no they don't. Where did you hear this?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.espn.in/espn/story/_/id/27593253/why-grandmasters-magnus-carlsen-fabiano-caruana-lose-weight-playing-chess
            Cool study, read sometime before opening your mouth.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              kek they lose weight because they go hard on cardio to try to improve blood flow to the brain. If playing chess is really an 800+ calorie/hr activity then where does all that generated heat go? why don't we see chess players sweating and breathing heavy mid-game like a sprinter? Stop falling for disinfo bloody bastard

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's ok, you were wrong, take your L.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You didn't answer the question

                >why don't we see chess players sweating and breathing heavy mid-game like a sprinter?
                According to that article, they are. Supposedly their heart rate, blood pressure, and breathing rate are all heightened to nearly the level of athletes for hours at a time during competitions. I’m skeptical, but I’ve never watched a high level chess tournament.

                they aren't, just look at at this match from the latest world championship (scroll through to any point you like) and compare it to the intensity of a football match in which the top players burn 1500 calories over the course of 90 minutes and lose about half a gallon of sweat. If they were really burning 6000+kcal a day they would look absolutely exhausted

                ?t=3628

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the chess players don't admit it but they're all shitting their pants furiously when they're staring at that board.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >why don't we see chess players sweating and breathing heavy mid-game like a sprinter?
                According to that article, they are. Supposedly their heart rate, blood pressure, and breathing rate are all heightened to nearly the level of athletes for hours at a time during competitions. I’m skeptical, but I’ve never watched a high level chess tournament.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/wM9MUPh.jpeg

        >eats fast food, drinks soda, and plays video games all day
        >not fat
        Yeah it's genetics so stop coping.

        Godawful bait, have a nice day

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >anything I don’t like is bait
          Post body leaner than asmond or kys cicotard
          You’re out of your depth. That’s right 🙂

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Never, they will die on that hill.
        I did it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        CICO never claimed that genetics don't affect CO moron
        If you're 6' you'll burn more calories than the average manlet in this thread

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i know you're baiting but it is genetic. his baseline appetite is very low which is genetic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I could not like eating. Eating has always been something I do when I'm bored or anxious.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like a pre cancer pre diabetic visceral fat skinny fat homosexual
    >time to get my mom some cigs XD

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just because you're not fat doesn't mean you're healthy. For example smokers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i dont get it. why is her stomach fricked from eating fruits?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I believe she's eating ice cream or some such

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she's eating a lot. notice how the others aren't.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she's eating a lot. notice how the others aren't.

        I don't think it's supposed to be fruit, because they're still eating their main course (sashimi on the table). I'm guessing it's supposed to be some kind of high caloric slop like a huge bowl of curry or somesuch. Plus nobody eats fruit with chopsticks.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was told it's something about pickled/preserved veggies.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          pickled veggies are known to be good for the gut though? even in east asian beliefs.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        I don't think it's supposed to be fruit, because they're still eating their main course (sashimi on the table). I'm guessing it's supposed to be some kind of high caloric slop like a huge bowl of curry or somesuch. Plus nobody eats fruit with chopsticks.

        I was told it's something about pickled/preserved veggies.

        It's nabe.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah if you dare to have any fun in life you will die within 2 weeks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody said anything about fun, we're talking about health and diet. Are you offended for your favorite e-celeb?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Only thirdies care about health since medical bills aren't paid by the government for them.
          Oh wait, that applies to America as well.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine not being at your grandson's wedding, that's what health and fitness is about

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I will be there, thanks to the government paying most of the medical bills I need.
              And thirdies are obsessed with family so that wasn't a really good example that you aren't one.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the government paying
                Who pays the government?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this handsome ripped naked white (who looks like me btw) man has two lovely naked japanese women with healthy lungs in front of him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you will never eat a meal and have fun with two naked japanese girls

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you consider smoking a meal...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't realize that guy is definitely having that delicious post-meal smoke

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i dont get it. why is her stomach fricked from eating fruits?

      Japs have genetic predisposition to stomach cancer. The comic is akshually about how some people just have bad luck since she did nothing wrong.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These debates about being keto or genetics or whether or not CICO works are fricking stupid and have absolutely nothing to do with lifting. I doubt the people who make these threads lift or know anything about fitness. This shit has been solved decades ago.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >skinny sickly antisocial moron that never goes outside and is so weak would probably vomit if he had to run or ride a bike for five minutes

    Id rather be a bloatlord with some muscle than that guy. Also stop worshiping youtubers. Who cares about what some dude that talks about video games does

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>no body posted
    >Ok yeah just a seethe brownoid mad at asmond success
    >Carry on saar!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This latinx still making comics?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wasnt he doxxed as some big white guy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          his mother was puerto rican or something, so tin american terms he's suddenly the same as the blackest Black in all of africa

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "We're going to remember this." he typed, with his anime pfp.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Profile (f?) picture? Why do morons say pfp? You Black folk don't know how an acronym works, do you? Say avatar homosexual.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Seething boomerBlack person

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >say my nonsensical phrase and repeat my Black personisms or you're old
            Okay, moron. Enjoy your profile ficture p.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I’ll enjoy my ficture thanks moron

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Say avatar
          don't bring james cameron into this

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it comes from "picture for proof" you ignorant zoomer

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >anime picture for proof
            moron, pfp is zoomspeak, just admit that you're fricking stupid.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              get raped. have your children raped and murdered, get cancer and die
              Black person

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Absolutely seething zoomzoom.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                get cancer you dirty curryBlack person

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Whiter than you will ever be, keep seething about absolutely nothing. You're chimping out and kneejerk reacting like a dumb Black person over this, lmao.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                curryBlack person says what?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He's a lowercase poster accusing anyone else of being ESL or non-white
                I accept your concession. Good job, zoomie.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That’s what I thought curryBlack person

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                moron.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >curryBlack person still seething
                Cry more old man update your pfp

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine calling someone else a curryBlack person while typing like an ESL moron, lmao.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine responding 3 hours after that fact and still being THIS mad
                Cope seethe and Dialate old man, the future is now
                So mad over a zoomer usint slang AHAHAHA

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Dialate
                moron.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Dialate
                Way to prove that guy's point, you monkey.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Sage

                >has to samegay as a concerned third party
                >4 hours after the fact
                ABSOLUTE mind broken
                Seethe + Dialate + cope harder
                KEKD
                curryhomie seething

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >curryBlack person samegay
                Cased closed. It’s done
                Cope seethe dilate Dnr etc

                >Samegayging this blatantly

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Whiter than you will ever be, keep seething about absolutely nothing. You're chimping out and kneejerk reacting like a dumb Black person over this, lmao.

                >t. abdul screeching about fernando

                lol lmao you're both moronic little homosexuals

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not the one seething about literally nothing lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can eat garbage in the weekend once and every other day you eat almost nothing calory wise that you won't get fat. When you sit in front of a pc to do things like game, stream, watch videos you lose interest to do/order any food whatsoever, so if you don't buy snacks you aren't going to eat that much (even though you can get hungry)

      I used to follow anorionn before I deactivated twitter, he is a cool guy aside from some raging posts.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thinks insulting stonetoss is a gotcha
    >no hand posted after 3 attempts
    >right kid” as an insult
    Yup. It’s your average skinnyfat leftist
    Good MORNING SAAAARS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Yup. It’s your average skinnyfat leftist

      Bruh, Asmongold IS skinnyfat, is he genetically gifted, or not, LMAO?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >eats fast food
    Wait, I saw I video of him where he bought two mcdonals hamburgers to show of how thin the patty was ,but refused to "eat that shit".

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >blackpillers have gotten so lazy with the demoralising they are claiming some skinnyfat pasty neet is now “superior genetics”
    Pathetic

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    steamers all blast stims moron. Normal people can't play games for 10+ hours a day and a hold a coverstation at the same time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      didn't he do a line of coke on stream once?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Normal people can't play games for 10+ hours a day and a hold a coverstation at the same time
      >t. never met a zoomer
      asmond is old, but i easily pulled consecutive 12+ hour gaming sessions over discord with friends in highschool
      strongest stims i took was nicotine and caffeine

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I barely play video games and can play 10+ hours no problem when I actually get down to playing something at 35 y.o. and working full time. I had 100+h in Dragon's Dogma 2 after little over a week

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's got a point in that playing for 10 hours and playing for 10 hours while keeping ADHD zoomies "entertained" with non-stop chatter day in and day out are two very different things

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's not fat, but he isn't skinny either.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I actively lose weight when I don't exercise, even if my diet is absolutely shit, because my appetite drops to near zero

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks related to Styxhexenhammer666

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >East’s 1000-1500 calories a day of junk food
    >looks like shit
    Yeah that checks out, I’m not sure what your point is

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he secretly does cardio

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He takes adderall every day and doesnt eat a lot,

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >genetics

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >balding
    Yeah

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Eats only like a bowl of pasta and ground beef everyday
    >Looks like the Pianist or the Machinist

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      forgot pic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        looks shopped

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What's fake about it?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            idk this is just not the forsen i remember (reckful and forsen + gf in spain)
            frick im old i guess

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    also good clavicles

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What people claim on the internet vs what they actually do are completely different things

    You really think chef Andre rush does 2222 push ups a day and eats 10k calories? You really think Tommy fury eats 10k calories a day, or Hugh Jackman eats 9k calories? It's bs. They say it because it gets attention and makes them seem cool. What sounds cooler, eating 10k calories to be in that shape or autistically tracking macros, weighing food etc? It's even normal for bodybuilders on cuts to eat only around 1500 calories a day
    They might occasionally do that on camera but they absolutely do not eat that way all the time. If you genuinely do that you end up a big bloatlord like Brian Shaw or Eddie hall - those are guys who genuinely eat that way

    This guy probably eats nothing when he's off camera or is a bullimic not keeping the food down

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Body builders eating 1500 calories a day is a bad example, they only do this because the roids prevent them from losing muscle. A natural body builder when never go beyond a 500 calorie deficit

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can forget about food while gaming

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gaming burns a lot of calories, you have to think, plan, react rather than sit back in a vegetative state for watching tv

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its how much food tho
    who cares if you eat mcdonalds if its literally 1 big mac every day (493 calories here)
    >but its fast food! i eat big macs too and im fat so its not fair!
    you eat 2 big macs, large fries, large milkshake, and eat something else when you get home - and thats only lunch
    fork. down. put.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He seems like the type who would come out as a troony. I bet he starves himself on purpose.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's more stress. I see homeless people who seem externally healthy but it's mostly that they have low cortisol because they're not wage cage slave gimps for shareholders. They're not free but they lack stress. People with money and a little fame lack stress.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >worth millions of dollars
    >literally has roaches crawling on him on stream

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta respect the fact he probably genuinely loves what he does I guess. Despite having enough money to probably frick off and do whatever the rest of his life, he still decides to live like the most ridiculous stereotype of a gamer who continues playing games while living amongst rats and roaches and subsisting purely on pizza and twinkies.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This homie literally kind broke CICOCels lmaooo
    >m-muh calories innnnn ahahaha

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not fat
    he's pushing 20-25% bodyfat

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Asmongold has admitted he doesn't eat often, its just that when he does its usually garbage or a best fast food or a cheap $2 steak and a potato, hes still at a deficit most days.
    He developed some kind of eating disorder from being poor since his teeth were rotting out and his gums would bleed it hurt to eat so he just stopped doing it regularly but he still ate junk food and soda so his teeth just got worse until he became a millionaire and could afford to fix them, he has stories about his teeth breaking and becoming jagged so he just snapped it with pliers and went back to playing WoW.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >strongest texan

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's a particular famous video of Asmongold when he cooks a steak in a little bit of butter and microwaves a potato. That's probably like 600/700 calories at most and he considers that his "big meal" of the day.
    Basically dude has an easy 1000 calories wiggle room for other junk food and soda just to maintain his current weight.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A steak and a potato is more like 200/300 calories.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You need to learn to recount calories buddy

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the physique of the average untrained man throughout human history.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He’s skinnyfat. Who in their right mind would claim unironically that this physique is the result of good genes or roids?

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the way this guy lives, he must be parastiemaxxing

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He is 6'3. huge frame

    He doesn't eat that much overall. Probably under 2000 a day.

    He is super sedentary. T Drives everywhere and plays video games all day

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He may not be fat, but he still looks like absolute shit. I wouldn't trade my body for his, even if it came with the money and fame.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not fat
    >*posts skinny fat person*

    What did OP mean by this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      SAGE

      he's just skinny, flat stomach silly

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this homosexual so much and I hate how well liked he is too. His entire personality is "look guys look im FILTHY RICH but i'm such a nerdy gamer hehehe I never SHOWER guys hehehe guys guys look I eat desert for breakfast and don't brush my teeth!!! hehehe isn't that so funny, how I'm so filthy and neckbeardy and play WOW all day hehehehe let's make memes about this for the next 20 years, hehehe blood on the walls from my gums at night heheheh"

    piece of shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was a filthy poor neckbeard before he got rich and he hasn't changed at all
      So what's your problem here? You hate him because he lives how he always has instead of going out and buying a mansion and collection of supercars?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would you rather he bought a supercar and a bimbo OF girlfriend?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why do you know this much about some e-celeb?
      let alone an e-celeb you seem to dislike? time to go outside.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Asmongold literally has fricked up teeth so he doesn't eat much and he doesn't like eating as it is. I mean I know this is a troll thread, but yeah he literally just doesn't eat, but he's so sedimentary that he's still skinny fat despite eating so little. Not really anything crazy, that's how i was personally, when i was a neet years ago. I ate plenty but never did anything. Didn't overeat so I didn't get fat, just stayed skinny fat. Now I lift and pretty much do OMAD unintentionally most days and I've been the same weight for like 2 years, +/- 10lbs. Trust the bulk.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My brother in Christ, you don't need to be fat, literally just stop eating.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen cancer patients with more muscle holy frick

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Asmon is not even a human

    His father found a chrysalis hanging on a tree while patrolling the province of Phuoc Tuy and brought it home

    the hot climate of texas made it finish encubation and then Asmongold was born

    he is a mutant caused by the spraying of agent orange

    ppl might say he is the lost son of Nicolas Cage, but the truth is more sinister

    I like u, Asmon
    hope u are well

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He eats only ONE meal a day (or one every two days) and the meal is small
    Also he's still skinnyfat

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ketoschizo thinks this example supports his idiotic diet ideas
    >neglects the fact asmon basically lives purely on carbs and sugar
    Kek ketoBlack folk btfo

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do you think everyone in that org just takes turns on emiru?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      definitely, imagine how much the degenerate streamers are willing to pay to let emiru suck their vinegary unwashed ballsacks then cum inside her

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Always laugh when skinny gays think they eat a lot and it’s like 1500 for the whole day same as fat gays that say they hardly eat and eat 1500 in one meals plus more in the day

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he is fat
    he’s all fat and no muscle, simultaneously his body can’t use said fat. it’s an extremely unhealthy way to live

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >barely eats, and when he does, he eats pure garbage
    >constantly stressed from having to perform for an audience every day or he loses large chunks of it
    >that fricking hairline
    bro can keep the genetics, I'm good

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fatties angry as frick that someone can eat a healthy amount of garbage so he doesn't gain weight =D

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He eats garbage at a deficit, its not complicated.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So you admit he’s got great genes?
        As said above, fitcels starve themselves on chicken and rice for a blurry 4pack in summer
        Meanwhile chadnongold eats like a fat kid in Disney land and can’t break 70kg
        >inb4 CICOCICOCICOCIO

        just admit some people are naturally skinny

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He just isn't eating like a pig even thought he eats garbage? Can a fat frick brain ever imagine this since their weak little minds will just garble up every chicken nugget and burger in a mile radius

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >ad hominem
            I accept your concession, CICOcel

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it's not ad hom because it's relevant

              you will say anything to excuse stuffing your pie hole

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I’m a skinny shit like asmond and don’t count calories kek
                I’m sorry you’re stuck maintaining that 4pack eating chicken and rice year round friendo

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You should write a book. Your imagination is better than JRR Tolkien.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That hobgoblin hardly eats anything.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he looks exactly how I imagine someone who spends all day playing video games and barely eats to look like

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He simply doesn't eat more than he burns you moron I was exactly like that until 27 when I started eating better

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this guy eats 2000 cal. of fast food a day and doesn't exercise so that means that it's purely genetics when people who don't exercise and eat 6000 cal. or more of fast food and packaged shit get fat, right guys?!?

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >r-moron
    CurryBlack person seething eternally
    Can’t make this shit up lel

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >curryBlack person samegay
    Cased closed. It’s done
    Cope seethe dilate Dnr etc

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was the same way in my 20s and early 30s. Could eat what I want and never put on fat past minor skinnyfat easy to hide with a t-shirt.
    He will start bloating like crazy in a few years if he keeps it up.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >she is still mindbroken
    >still returning to the thread for more attention
    TCD! (Total curryBlack person death)
    It’s DONEEE all fax no printers
    Brutal.

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Total zoomer victory

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>eats fast food, drinks soda, and plays video games all day
    >>not fat
    hmm

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