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EGSbros...

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We already know EGS sales are abysmal. Aside from the apple trial numbers, you have devs saying the EGS portions of their sales account for less than 1 percent.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      EGS funds are indirectly funded through taxpayer money funelled through investment firms
      sales dont matter

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's ESG, not EGS dumbass

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Most intelligent conspiracy theorist

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          him confusing EGS with ESG aside, ESG is actually taxpayer funded because the governments pay subventions for various things.

          here's the official netflix report about it
          https://assets.ctfassets.net/4cd45et68cgf/ZqADnKYzRH6qMnbcNOdQW/458a4af511bb352954c91d95edd46c2c/Executive_Summary_Inclusion_in_Netflix_Series_and_Films_4.18.23__1_.pdf
          https://downloads.ctfassets.net/4cd45et68cgf/7rnC6zK537cM8zAGrXA90E/3c654a2d0023a4dac26a20b2fff39855/Netflix_2022-ESG-Report-FINAL.pdf

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's not a conspiracy theory, it's fucking reality. If you deny it you're the schizo.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nigga this is epic games not the social thing

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't know about the Sweeney and Bidden Unreal session

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's ESG
        EGS is funded by a billion zoomers playing Fortnite
        Larry Fink wishes he could get that sort of action

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fucking mindbroken
        literal ape behaviour

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        EGS money is funneled through Tencent, but you are not wrong about ESG.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Get off your phone

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Retard person with retard opinions making a retarded post. Kek

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        schizoid, meds!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like the bots decided to spam this post for some reason, really got people riled up
        Next thing people will say blackrock being in the same bed of the federal reserve is a conspiracy theory

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    man that is sad. from the steam page it looks like the sort of horror game that would get at least 200 reviews.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I get some Darkwood in FPS vibes from it, it doesn't look terrible, it would definitely get more people playing it on Steam 10000%

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I made a videogame and even one person bought it I would be the happiest man on Earth. Y'all need to be more humble.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's nice that you'd be happy with $10 after taxes in exchange for hundreds or thousands of hours worth of effort.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's people who literally release their games as FOSS, they literally expect a whooping amount of zero dollars in sales and they literally didn't care a bit that their game costed them thousands of hours of work, because they do that as a feat to themselves rather than a way of earning cash.
        People really need to be more humble and with their feet on the ground, it's better to release something for free and build a resume for yourself than be seething and moaning about how you're entitled to other people's money and time.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't even attach my name to the newest projects I release
          I build them to make games I want to play, not to construct some sort of portfolio

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I build them to make games I want to play, not to construct some sort of portfolio
            I used to be like that but the issue is if I want to work on other people's project, I got to have some form of portfolio. And so I comprised by having a Newgrounds for public facing/portfolio work, and Vidii for shitposts

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >People really need to be more humble and with their feet on the ground, it's better to release something for free and build a resume for yourself than be seething and moaning about how you're entitled to other people's money and time.
          cuck mindset. FOSS is also a cancer for programmers, not only does it devalue them (reducing duplicate efforts has some merit though), but it encourages free labour to get your foot in the door

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah this is a retarded way of thinking. If you make a good game then you deserve money. No one's effort and time should be in vain.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I played Ashes 2063 which is perhaps the best boomer shooter after Blood and is completely free. The author also made expansion and when people want to donate to him he refuses. Some people simply want a passion project and enjoy when it makes others happy. If you as a single dev start making a game because you want to make money, it's over. Sure, make the project with profitability in mind but you should be ruled by your own want to tell something that is deep within.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your standards are on the same level as the pile of the dogshit on the ground.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Y'all
      kys

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That is because you have no goals at all, so any smallest success is the greatest one you have ever had. Rather sad anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you alright frogposter. I'm sort of the same way. the idea anyone could even spend time with anything I'm involved in would make me really happy. If I even have one viewer in a stream I'm satisfied and feel the need to keep going for that person.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You've never made anything and you won't.
        You think that you'd be stoked by a single sale because it means you made somebodys whole life just that little bit better.. :')
        and this is an attractive prospect for you because you have low self esteem.

        Literally you would aspire to spend years working on something just to be worthy of one person to click a button in response, and somebody is to blame for turning you into this.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          is someone really to blame? I just find motivation and happiness through being enough for people. Dunno if someone really did anything to me.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you would aspire to spend years working on something just to be worthy of one person to click a button in response
          But I already am like that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is how square enix can sell 1 million copies of tomb raider and still be miserable
      they aren't humble enough

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what is their problem, They can have a game sell more than it's predecessor and it's still not good enough

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's because you picture a sale as something grand and personal, with the buyer caring deeply about what you made, rather than a tick of a digit it really is, with 50% chance said person is going to ever play your game and 10% chance he'll make it to the credits roll.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cool. But what if you made that video game to pay for your rent and food?
      But a dumb frogposter probably lives leaching off his mom, so that would never cross his mind.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you're a solo dev and made a video game for money you are literally a complete fucking retard. Genuine pond scum tier brain activity

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >people are too retarded to make games for money the right way

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Youre so dumb you start a business without a side gig as backup?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's the typical faildev MO

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >But what if you made that video game to pay for your rent and food?
        Then you're a fucking retard. Get a job. You shouldn't be making video games if you're financially destitute.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      true and based reply
      people only see the big games and have no idea that 95% of all games on steam have 0 sales

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Y'all
      Post drivers license for a southern state or have a nice day

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Y'all get really upset about people wanting a second person plural pronoun in a language that (bafflingly) doesn't have one by default.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so make a video game and sell it to your mom for $5, if that's all it takes to be the happiest man on earth then go for it man

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If I made a videogame
      If you were making one your opinion would have some weight.
      If a game i made, made me less then 1k I'd be stressed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >spend 100's of hours laboring for something
      >miss birthdays, spend weekends inside, all working on a project
      >hundreds of hours and potentially thousands (tens of thousands?) of dollars invested later
      >release the game
      >one person buys it
      >feel sad
      >DUDE, YOU NEED TO BE MORE HUMBLE, THAT'S LIKE, REALLY HECKIN' EPIC
      you clearly are a 12 year old homosexual that has never worked a day in his life and therefore doesn't know the value of hardwork. please, i am begging you to have a nice day

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        now you know how you parents feel about you lol. dilate

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the easiest thing to say for those who never made anything and will never make anything.
      They have no concept of investing time into things.

      No, spending 3 years of your life on something that only 1 person enjoys is an objective waste of your life and the best you can take away from it is not to do something this stupid and unlikeable again

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno about you man but I make music that I upload for free. Sometimes I will spend a month working on just 1 song and I never expect a single person to pay a dime for the music. If I started working on games I would take a similar approach, although I definitely wouldn't release the shit on EGS of all things.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >spending 3 years of your life on something that only 1 person enjoys is an objective waste of your life
        Everything is a waste of life anon. We are all just doing things that make us forget we are mortals. If your activity releases feel good chemicals and makes the voices in your head quiet then it's time well spent.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >such a sheltered cuck that didn't invest any of his time on developing skills and making something out of them he thinks we should all be defeatist cucks like him
          Kys you waste of oxygen

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like a projection anon. Pick up some weights to make the sad voice in your head go away.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's your own projection. Also lifting weights will not help you out if you are such an aimless nihilistic cuck. lmao

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Things that make us angry are revealing our shadows. Maybe you are afraid that your aims are pointless?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you 15? What kind of notion is that? I can easily get worked up over some retarded homosexual speaking some nonsensical bullshit. Not every rage inducing thing is a projection. Do i hate Afro-Americans because i am simply projecting about my own shortcomings? No, i hate them because they are annoying and self-entitled cunts.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >What kind of notion is that?
                Jung.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lmao Imagine dictating your life based on what some philosopher cuck perceived his life a hundred years ago without any objection or learning about other perspectives. Maybe try thinking for yourself then maybe you will stop being a sad little wimp. This is no different than religious fundamentalism. This is proof that you don't need dogmatic religions to be a retarded homosexual.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BASED
      lmao look at all those tranny devs youve triggered. I bet one of them is that lunacid tranny dev too lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >price tag
      >1,000,000,000 pesus

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >frog picture in the first posts
      >tons of replies
      >y'all
      Yeah not gonna bother reading this thread.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Y'all
      go back

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >went to college (uk college, 2yr sub-undergrad degrees) for game development after high school
      >made a 2D fighting game for final project
      >had 2 characters, each character had 2 different attacks and a unique mechanic
      >was basically complete trash as a game, pretty sure one of the characters was bugged on p2 side etc.
      >handed it in anyway
      >found out later that two of my tutors spent an entire lunchtime playing it together
      >got an A
      feelsgoodman

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based. you have to be either soulless or circumcised to disagree with this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's great to lower your expecations in such a competitive industry and all, but most people would be rightly disappointed to only get a single sale, or a single download, from something they worked so hard on.
      If you think that makes someone not humble enough, I think you're lacking compassion.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Surely he meant 200 copies, right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you buy anything on EGS when they give you free games every week?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, two copies.

      https://twitter.com/RaveofRavendale/status/1459183866229538817
      https://twitter.com/DaveOshry/status/1555436238814924800

      #GOEPIGGOBROKE

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But Steam has games that doesn't even sell A SINGLE copy.

        >release games on Steam
        >not even 1 person buys it
        LMAO

        And I got this from a totally random search. There's probably endless amount of games that has not sold a copy on Steam.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, so, only two people bought the game but one of them is sharing the game with others? Is that what's happening?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Is that what's happening?
      That's what Epic's staff claims.
      What's more likely is, the playtime numbers are faked to make it look like there's more activity going on.
      >inb4 why not fake the sales numbers too
      Because more sales = more money Epic has to give to the dev.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the playtime is a lie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, it's actually how EGS "cracks" work. They use a hidden account that owns the game and its played through that. It's how the first Denuvo crack also worked.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hope noone makes the mistake of buying this on steam. don't let greedy devs double dip, lmao.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I never support exclusivity.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cmon Ganker we can save EGS if we all work together, the market doesnt have to be a monopoly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck off. Exclusivity is anti customer. Death to EGS. Death to evil consoles.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        30% fee is also anti customer and anti worker

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nope. Its fair and has led to great success. Theres always itch.io as well. You dont have to use steam to want EGS dead.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How? Games cost just as much on EGS so customers aren't affected and what workers are being harmed with the fee? Shouldn't Valve's workers get paid for keeping Steam up and running?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, we should go back to physical sales where the cut was >60%

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >30% fee is also anti customer and anti worker
          lmao, square Enix's workers are salaried, they don't get a bonus because the fee is lower. All the extra cash is goes directly up to the top brass, and if the game sells poorly (it will) teams get shuffled around, disbanded, or fired.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Fuck off. Exclusivity is anti customer.
        Steam has 31k exclusive games...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not by requirement you disingenuous piece of filth. Just because nobody else matters.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Why would we need to sign on this lol...where else would you go that you benefit both of us.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Valve simply doesn't do exclusive deals. Its better like that

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Not by requirement you disingenuous piece of filth.
            And why does that matter to me as a consumer? Exclusive is exclusive no matter what's the reason.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Youre an idiot and yes it matters. Sorry your online store sucks so much dick it gets ignored.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >yes it matters
                Why? At the end of the day all that matters is that it's exklusive, and Steam has the most number of exclusive games by far

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because CHOICE. Valve doesn't force anything. EGS does.
                Thats why the world chooses to ignore EGS, and will continue to do so.
                Glory to the customer. Death to EGS.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Like I said, why does that matter to ME as a consumer?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because you know exactly who to blame. Its Nintendo that wont sell on PC for example. If capcom releases on sony but not on xbox or PC know who makes that call.
                Valve isnt forcing anything here. Its why people actually use steam, not just because thats the only store. Theres many stores but theyre scummy and deal in exclusivity so nobody wants them. You think valve has an unfair monopoly? No everyone else is just too fucking sleazy, too controlling.
                EGS could have been great if it was just simply a store, but then the bullshit comes along...no thanks ill do my business in a straightforward manner thank you.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care about any of that as a consumer, in the end exclusive is exclusive and Steam has over 30k exclusive games.
                If you actually cared about stopping console bullshit and exclusive shit on PC gaming you should make daily threads shitting on Steam.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stop insulting the customer! Thats your problem and epics problem. They fucking care or epic wouldn't be an abject failure dipshit.
                The assumption that people are dumb and will suck up any shit you put out no matter how much you insult them for it is why Disney has hemorrhaged money for half a fucking decade now.
                Stop treating your customer like garbage for fuck sake.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >valve should make their product worse so less developers want to exclusively use it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >If you actually cared about stopping console bullshit and exclusive shit on PC gaming you should make daily threads shitting on Steam.
                Lmao. If you genuinely believe any of that tripe you're spewing, you'd ask for these devs to put their games on their own websites, Epic and GoG. After all, Steam isnt going to stop them from doing so. Tell the dev you'll buy it on EGS if he sells it there->he sells it there->you buy it there->no console exclusivity bullshit. Problem solved!
                But you dont, so of course you wont.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The thing is EGS failed at even being a simple store
                It was worse than what Shoppify offers you out of the box, so their only draw was curating what they sell, so that people wouldn't have to dig through trash like they have to on Steam allegedly.
                Except EGS will unironically shill you NFT games now that are worse than anything you can find on Steam.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Valve wont stop that dev from selling his game on EGS. But EGS will stop the dev from selling his game on Steam. That's how.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Steam doesn't have exclusive games
              >well it does but
              so tiresome

              your ass is bbc exclusive, maybe start updating the related wikipedia article

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              bait

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Steam doesn't have exclusive games
            >well it does but
            so tiresome

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Valve can't force publishers to also sell on other websites.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >exclusivity bad! (but only when is done by the platforms that I don't personally like)
        Don't pretend you're anti exclusivity, you're pro exclusivity with a different coat of paint.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No. This is 100 percent about exclusivity and shit business dealings. Ever heard of the orange box? Even valve themselves dont do exclusivity.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Ganker: exclusivity bad
        >sony: okay i’ll put ps exclusive games on pc then
        >Ganker: ONE GAME I DON’T KNOW WHY

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Ganker is one person
          >implying snoys dont deserve it after bragging aout exclusives nonstop during their goldface soijak WHIRRRposting

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why are all steam games only sold on steam not on gog/itchio/egs then?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >this simple sentence kills the pedo incel steamie

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well valve doesnt have exclusivity requirements...but people still exclusively distribute and buy from them.
            EGS does have exclusivity requirements...and nobody uses it.
            Now connect those dots dumbass...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody is stopping them bitch. Now tell me again why you think the customer is too stupid to understand this.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            oh
            >nobody is stopping them bitch
            well then why are u mad when devs do the same "thing" when they make their game only on gog or itch io or egs?
            nobody is stopping them from doing that either...

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And nobody is stopping me from never buying their product for their nasty anti customer policies 🙂

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                why do steamies manifest such dogshit arguments only to end their pathetic little debates with "well I will still only buy from steam haha"

                why don't you start with that instead?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The issue is 3rd party exclusivity deals. Only Epic does them which is why EGS gets so much hate and why people go out of their way to never use EGS on principle.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                why would a monopoly engage with exclusivity deals in the first place?
                I swear Ganker is filled with actual moronic 18year old babies first forum zoomers...

                also
                >steam launch, forced updates through steam, orange box, etc

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                why is the "monopoly" so much better for consumers than the competition? only EGS is engaging in anti-consumer practices here

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the "monopoly" was first on the market, had plenty of time to do anti consumer shit before facebook/social media became massively popular with the normans, reaps all the rewards by harvesting the new pc gaming gamers while ditching most of the old 90s pc gamers, now they get to have unhinged retards shilling for them for free (lol) everytime some sad little company attempts to compete with a day 1 competitor product
                POG

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Now that is a fuckup more devestating than Tim's existence.
                Why does this man make you seethe?

                maybe if timmy had put money into actually making EGS worth using instead of dumping all the money into exclusivity deals and shills like you then people wouldn't hate him? you're not going to win over consumers by trying to use raw force to strongarm them onto your platform

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks anon, another pic to add to my /fuckepic thread bingo

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                enjoy, homosexual

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >maybe if you day one store had all the same features as """our""" 20 year old store """we""" mayhaps would not hate it
                lol

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                EGS still lacks features steam had on day 1. The user experience clearly isn't a priority, but they were still eager enough to put spyware into it years before implementing a fucking shopping cart.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He's still spamming this shit that has been debunked years and years ago
                AIEEEEEE THAT PROGRAM IS DOING STUFF THAT LOOKS SCARY SAVE ME GABEN!!!!! LET ME USE STEAM THAT DOES THE EXACT SAME THING!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >deboooked
                no it isn't you fucking shill

                >STEAM THAT DOES THE EXACT SAME THING!
                Steam doesn't scan my hard drive to see what stores and games I've got installed. Steam doesn't even collect any analytical data outside of things the current game you're playing, playtime, cheevos and an opt in hardware survey.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >https://store.steampowered.com/privacy_agreement/

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Might as well enlighten anons. Boot up Epic and show us your task manager.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Another one to the bingo, thanks anon!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                please post your bingo so I can have a nice, organized collage of all the gay shit epic does

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >same stale "spyware" meme
                >same "it's between a full year and still" meme
                i now get what old boomers meant when they shit on me when I was 20...

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Agree to let Epic connect with Steam friends so you can play games together
                >Epic scans your Steam friendslist so you can connect to your friends
                NOOOOO STOP THIS!!!!!!!!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Reminder that you need to give Valve your fucking phone number to play their games

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                By their games, you mean just Counter Strike 2

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                and by need you mean can if you want to play with other people who did

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                imagine microsoft says they're gonna end the samsung monopoly on smartphones and they come out with a blackberry in 2023, people would rightly laugh them out (except for the few indian retards paid not to, looking at you anon)

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >piss poor analogies
                good one dood!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think it's pretty good, an establised company says they're gonna revolutioinise something and release a product that's 15 years outdated, that''s the exact same scenario, sorry you lack the mental capacity for abstract thinking

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lmfao even in their own material they admit that steam traffic is organic lmao

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                noone has had monopoly on selling videogames since the fucking 70s, go take your meds

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it's not a monopoly bros, just 4head make something as good lol
                >also, *grabs your arm* *punches you with your own fist* why are you hitting yourself? lmao

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you have no idea what a monoply is

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Valve, GoG and itch arent forcing anyone to do shit is the difference.
              Take your console wars shit elsewhere homosexual.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >this simple sentence kills the pedo incel steamie

          looking at steam's top sellers
          >counter strike 2
          valve's game so steam exclusive
          >EA sports fc
          also on EGS and the EA launcher
          >Cyberpunk 2077
          gog
          >War thunder
          has its own launcher
          >foorball manager 2024
          EGS
          >RDR2
          EGS, rockstar launcher
          >anno 1800
          EGS
          >call of duty
          windows store
          >Baldur's gate 3
          gog
          >euro truck simulator 2
          gog

          and that's just top 10, my question to you is: why the fuck do you have to lie to make a point?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >cherry picked
            coll schizo bro, but that's not my point *shrugs*

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              what's your point then?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rather support GoG or even itch.io than EGS.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kek, dev already got found out by community

    https://steamcommunity.com/app/2601620/discussions/0/3940146862837399196/

    maybe next time he won't fuck with epig

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >unethical
      >greedy
      Tim Sweeney is effectively paying you to delay the launch of your game. You'd be a goddamn fool to not take the deal.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you dont care about the fans

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you're a well established developer, yes. If you're a new indie, taking that deal means your chances of getting an audience on Steam just got even slimmer.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >If you're a well established developer, yes.
          I wanted to buy Remedy's Alan Wake 2 but they want me to pirate it instead.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why the fuck would you play that trash in the first place? They'd need to pay me instead to install that shit.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I played two Remedy games, Quantum Break and Control, and I enjoyed both. AW2 looks like atmospheric narrative game I would enjoy. I have a good PC but I play mostly indies on it so it would be nice to play a movie game for a change.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Top 5 games

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair, ebin is the publisher in that case

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't care and I am sure all 9 people who have the hardware and Epic launcher installed and want to play a narrative horror bought it. It's on Playstation and Xbox. I would buy it on Steam on GOG but again, Epic doesn't want my money, they want me to pirate their published product.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You'd be a goddamn fool to not take the deal.
        Tell that to Obshitian who destroyed the goodwill they had with their playerbase by selling out to EGS with The Outer Worlds and enraging all the people on Steam (i.e. the entirety of their playerbase).

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Obsidian destroyed their goodwill with The Outer Worlds by making a shit game.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Obsidian didn't make that deal, nor did they benefit from it in any way. 2K/Private Division did. Obsidian's employees were still making updates to Outer Worlds' Steam page the morning the announcement came out. If Feargus Urquhart is to be believed, even he didn't know and only found out when it was in the news. I'm willing to give the Ferg-man some credit here because they never worked with PD ever again. Granted they got bought by Microsoft but that's another matter.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Tim Cain also said he learned about the Epic deal at the same time as all of us as well.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure Hades was the only time this worked out in the devs favor.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Satisfactory too
          pretty much all "known" Early Access Epic games, sequel games not counted

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Epic doesn't do exclusivity deals with indies anymore though, hasn't for over a year. He most likely either bought into the "fight for the developers" bullshit and put his game on Epic first to contribute to the cause.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They DID. And it shall never be forgiven.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they still do. they don't pay upfront anymore
        https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/news/introducing-the-epic-first-run-program

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Even more reason to hate EGS

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >epic-first-run-program
          All high quality games. Steam is doomed.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            oh boy
            i'm sorry guys but i have to switch

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >indistinguishable from s&box gamemode catalog

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I gues I'll have to choose the lesser of two stores.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            BMWF kino spotted

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              indiananon please.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hades 2?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              they learned their lesson, it's going straight to steam

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are VaIvedrones like this? It's actually a fucking cult behavior.
      And why do people pretend that somehow shitty games on Steam sell thousands of copies, when even AAA games on Steam barely sell hundred of copies?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Searching for posts with the image hash ‘3C/sWLNBxzHtV9HWg0EdrQ==’. 373 results found.
          I hope you're at least getting paid

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I know you are

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Did you seriously crop this image just now? At least you're learning, shill.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          don't be a drm cuck

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why is everyone on Ganker lurking in every indian subreddit

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because this board is nothing but shitskins trying to get a rise out of people by posting the worst fucking opinions known to mankind

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, like defending esg.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Turns out Indians play video games too

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Indians finally progressed beyond Facebook and are spreading throughout the English-speaking internet like a plague.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Unethical
        So uhh, are we all gonna ignore the greedy business decisions Valve has been all those years ago?
        Yes? Okay

        mentally unhinged valve drones. theyre on the level of nintendies these days.

        hello sir

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]
        hello sir

        >daily steamie v epig thread

        GOOD MORNING EPIG SAAAARS !

        GOOD MORNING STEAMIE SAAAARS !

        GOOD MORNING AMERIMUTT SAAAARS !

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Epic shills really like to ignore GoG and itch.io...

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Of course, the existence of other stores goes against their narrative.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the narrative is that you steamies/epigs are fucking retarded and should kys blud fr fr ong

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Good morning sir.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >retarded shill bluescreened after mentioning gog and itch.io
                lol love to see it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >bluescreened !!!!! bluescreened !!!!
                >what about gog.com and itch.io ?????
                >they are absolute insuferable degenerates as well !!! why are you not posting shit about them as well ???????????????
                m-a-z-e-d

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >shill.exe stopped working entirely
                >just screaming and posting incoherent greentexts
                >all because of the mere mention of gog and itch.io
                L-M-A-O

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                good morning sir.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sup pajeet. did you successfully reboot?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >NO U!
                good morning sir!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no answer.
                Let's try this again. Hello, pajeet. did you successfully reboot?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >nooooooooooooooooo da shills are ignoring the whataboutthis stores!

              DO NOT REDEEM THE STEAM CODES SAAAAAAAAAARS !

              it's their motto, because existence of other stores breaks their "Steam is a monopoly" narrative
              been like that ever since epic chink store opened up

              Epic shills dont get it. This isnt a console or brand war. This is the open PC space! I will use my own hardware of my choosing and the OS of my choosing and i will damn well use tge stores of my choosing.
              I use Valve. I use GoG. I use itch.io. I will fucking pirate of need be. ONLY STORE I AVOID IS EPIC.
              I refuse the lack of choice that comes with EGS. Simple as. This shit isnt your fuckin console war.
              In the PC space i can literally buy a steamdeck install a different OS and never touch valves store...because its my shit and i do what i please asshole. FUCK EPIC. FUCK EXCLUSIVITY. AND FUCK NOT HAVING A CHOICE. That shits for console fags too dumb or lazy to use a PC.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I use Valve. I use GoG. I use itch.io.
                >ONLY STORE I AVOID IS EPIC.
                Based and same.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Reposting this as it sums it all up. its not about EGS vs valve its about hating EGS.
                Epic shills dont get it. This isnt a console or brand war. This is the open PC space! I will use my own hardware of my choosing and the OS of my choosing and i will damn well use tge stores of my choosing.
                I use Valve. I use GoG. I use itch.io. I will fucking pirate of need be. ONLY STORE I AVOID IS EPIC.
                I refuse the lack of choice that comes with EGS. Simple as. This shit isnt your fuckin console war.
                In the PC space i can literally buy a steamdeck install a different OS and never touch valves store...because its my shit and i do what i please asshole. FUCK EPIC. FUCK EXCLUSIVITY. AND FUCK NOT HAVING A CHOICE. That shits for console fags too dumb or lazy to use a PC.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >and the OS of my choosing
                Not if you're using Steam

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                linux or windows asswipe. yes if youre using steam lol

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Steam works on windows or linux. probably mac if youre gay.
                Also way to ignore GoG and Itch.io again. Fuck EXCLUSIVITY AND ANTI CUSTOMER PRACTICES THAT ONLY EPIC DOES.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nothing lasts forever. Even fagnite will go away. And then the anti customer bullshit will die alongside EGS

                I use windows 7 because I'm not a Pajeet and won't be able to use Steam in 2 months.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Does EGS support Win7?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, no idea about the future but for now it does.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                likely not much longer honestly. But shills are desperate for literally any straw they can grasp onto.
                They always forget about GoG or itch.io and try to make it about valve...as if this entire thread is about anything but hating EGS

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                EGS also uses the same chrome embedded framework that steam uses so w7 will most likely be dropped soon as well.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                feel free to use linux or mac then. Your choice 🙂
                Also stop ignoring GoG and Itch.io Epic shill! Its not about loving valve its about hating epic.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's really this simple. Epic exclusivity doesn't make me want to install their store, they actually turn me away from the store even more because I think oh it's the company that is paying developers to prison the games on their Fortnite launcher, fuck them. Any Epic exclusive is either ignored or pirated.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >nooooooooooooooooo da shills are ignoring the whataboutthis stores!

            DO NOT REDEEM THE STEAM CODES SAAAAAAAAAARS !

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's their motto, because existence of other stores breaks their "Steam is a monopoly" narrative
            been like that ever since epic chink store opened up

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Itch launcher was added to epic during epic vs apple, which apple laughed that epic's giving children access to porn games

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >even AAA games on Steam barely sell hundred of copies?
        what?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >when even AAA games on Steam barely sell hundred of copies?
        100 copies > 2 copies, Epig Chink Drone.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          see

          >release games on Steam
          >not even 1 person buys it
          LMAO

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shitty games on steam have always sold, hentai games probably make more than enough money on meme gift sales alone

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          see

          >release games on Steam
          >not even 1 person buys it
          LMAO

          How many times do I need to link this? Steam had games with ZERO copies sold.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah and? It's got a lot of games and had an era of gib valve $100 get on steam no background check. Defend it all day if you want, just lurk this guys page till Dec 5th and see if he gets more sales on epic than steam.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What point are you actually trying to make by showing shit games not selling?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Valve's fanbase has been pretty cultlike for a while now. But in this case especially, they could just pirate the games but instead choose to waste money on digital licenses during sales designed around exploiting FOMO. So they invested a lot of money into this, causing this erratic behavior.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What AAA game failed to sell 1000 copies?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >why are people upset with exclusivity deal bullshit that they never had to deal with on PC before EGS
        it's a mystery

        >And why do people pretend that somehow shitty games on Steam sell thousands of copies, when even AAA games on Steam barely sell hundred of copies?
        lol?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you dude!

          Someone got that picture of a game seething because only steam drones bought his shitty game?
          I need it for my /fuckepic bingo threads on Ganker.

          Saving this for my /fuckepic threads on Ganker bingo

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >This shitty game with zero advertisement didn't sell on Epic store!
          >but I got lots of sales on Steam because my game was on a humble bundle!
          Yeah dude, it's Tim's fault his shitty game didn't sell.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >it's Tim's fault his shitty game didn't sell
            It sure is. EGS is like a marketing blackhole. People didn't even know Darkest Dungeon 2 existed for fucking years because it was an EGS exclusive for the longest time.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >EGS is like a marketing blackhole
              You mean like Steam?

              >spend a lot time making an unique and interesting game
              >pay the biggest streamer to stream it and shill the game
              >have them stream in front of like 100k people in total
              >only like 100 copies sold
              Your game is on Steam? No copies sold.

              Even if you stream your game to 100k people nobody will buy it if it's on Steam.

              >People didn't even know Darkest Dungeon 2 existed for fucking years because it was an EGS exclusive for the longest time.
              No, they didn't know about it because they did ZERO marketing while it was on EGS/early-access.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >steam is a monopoly!
                >also nobody uses steam
                I think there might be a flaw in your shilling script.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, 100k people got advertised to, and 100k people flexed their frontal cortex and decided the game is shit. Now that is a fuckup more devestating than Tim's existence.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Now that is a fuckup more devestating than Tim's existence.
                Why does this man make you seethe?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I sure hope you're getting paid for this, cuz even in normalfag space, EGS is eternally in the red, and everyone still uses steam and maybe gog.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >and everyone still uses steam
                Riots launcher alone has more users than all of Steam.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lol has less active user than steam. plus the overlap is probably 1:1

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Riot counts the same person having ever played 2 different games as 2 people.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And Valve counts all the million bots they have that farm items drops in their games.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But it sold. Just not on EGS.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Because it was on a humnle bundle, no other reason.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Let's Build a Zoo has never been in a Humble Bundle.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Unethical
      So uhh, are we all gonna ignore the greedy business decisions Valve has been all those years ago?
      Yes? Okay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mentally unhinged valve drones. theyre on the level of nintendies these days.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        2 copies

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i usually only see that kind of seething spite out of communists

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they took over the Linux community too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And of course, Epic's #1 shill Eisberg, is there to white knight. The sad part is he does it for free.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Right now is easier and safer for me to release on Epic as I live in Europe ( Epic supports € for devs, but Steam only $), also there is only 12% charge on Epic vs Steam (30% charge + transfer fees + 5% royalties owed to epic for using Unreal Engine); Epic has no fees for Europe € and you are not required anymore to pay that 5% royalties for using Unreal Engine if you publish on their launcher
        Jesus Christ, the dev actually fell for the "12% cut is better" scam. I almost feel bad for him. Almost.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          30% of something is better than 12% of... 2. lol.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >5% royalties to epic
          Only if you make over 1 million. He is a very optimistic indie dev

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        First thing I expected when clicking the link, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        First thing I expected when clicking the link, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

        Is this some insider /fuckepic information I should know about, give me a QRD

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you seem to be the expert on that, timmy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I mean you're clearly talking about known information you've gotten from some other place?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The guy is basically the king of Epic-shills and on pretty much EVERY Steam board for games that are somewhat related to the EGS, be it due to exlusivity deals or the game being free on it, in every EGS-related comment section on gaming sites, every EGS twitter discussion, every Epic Leddit sub, etc.
          And he does it for like 4-5 years by now.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This shill is also the main moderator of r/EpicGamesPC
            he's going under Cord_Cutter_VR nickname there

            And how do you know this? It's like you're coming from a place that has extreme obsession about Epic games or something.
            This is not just some random knowledge, it's an actual obsession. It's time to go back to /fuckepic

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Also I searched for Eisberg on the subreddit just because I was curious, and guess what? There's posts there saying EXACTLY what you just told me.
              I was just kidding before when I said you were from reddit, but it's actually fucking true. You can't make this shit up.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I was just kidding before when I said you were from reddit, but it's actually fucking true. You can't make this shit up.
                >he said while posting a pic of a google search proving anybody could look this shit up for themselves in a second
                Not too bright are you, damaging your own case like that

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he said while posting a pic of a google search
                Are you retarded?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This shill is also the main moderator of r/EpicGamesPC
        he's going under Cord_Cutter_VR nickname there

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So probably a paid shill...guess epic still has some Chinese cash to throw about.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this thread reeks of curry, epicjeets are working overtime. not surprising considering epic is having problems

          huh

          [...]
          And how do you know this? It's like you're coming from a place that has extreme obsession about Epic games or something.
          This is not just some random knowledge, it's an actual obsession. It's time to go back to /fuckepic

          >G-GO BACK! SIR, ME Ganker YOU REDDIT SIR!
          is that all you got, Rakshit?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just looked at this guys posts
        he is just defending every single corporation
        i just think he likes being a contrarian

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >MUH 30%
        They always forget the fact nobody uses EGS. Saving 18% on $0 of sales isn't an improvement!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >0% of zero meme
          good one dood

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            True. It should be updated to 0% of 2.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you know it's dire when epic literally gives games away for free and people still won't touch EGS lmao

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I would unironically rather pay $20 on Steam/GOG than $0 on EGS. They lost me the moment they started buying timed exclusives.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              who's the people? are they there with you? do they all collectively decided not to get at least the one random game they're interested in?

              (meds, I beg thee)

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nobody likes the exclusivity shit, the only thing supporting epic is fortnite zoomers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think that shitting on somebody who sold 2 copies of a game is a nice thing to do

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is if they're leftist, which most devs are by default.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Awanama

      >Right now is easier and safer for me to release on Epic as I live in Europe ( Epic supports € for devs, but Steam only $), also there is only 12% charge on Epic vs Steam (30% charge + transfer fees + 5% royalties owed to epic for using Unreal Engine); Epic has no fees for Europe € and you are not required anymore to pay that 5% royalties for using Unreal Engine if you publish on their launcher and there is also Support A creator that encourages streamers, social media content creators etc to review your games, to draw attention and they'll get paid for that; I need everything to be simpler for start.
      That understandable

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >https://steamcommunity.com/app/2601620/discussions/0/3940146862837399196/
      >Epig Spyware Store defender with this:
      >Right now is easier and safer for me to release on Epic as I live in Europe
      WHOOPSIES! Guess it wasn't so safe after all, huh?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >anticompetitive

      but that's literally competition.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Steamies are lunatics.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pcbros really think game stores are a democrats vs republicans situation.
      >how dare he sell his games somewhere else, laugh at him

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >one store is explicitly trying to inject console exclusive buying onto the PC platform

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >console exclusive buying
          Having to buy a new console is different to downloading a small program to your PC.
          >b-but muh chinese spyware!
          Not an argument

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If EGS was any good maybe your words would have some weight.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think going after a small indie dev like this is a bit harsh. You should direct the anger towards bigger devs like Square Enix and Remedy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pcbros really think game stores are a democrats vs republicans situation.
      >how dare he sell his games somewhere else, laugh at him

      I think the whole thing is stupid, but I do like the Epic multiplayer framework though. It's easier to family share and play together with my brothers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Steam cultists are mentally fucking ill and in need to be put down like the sick animals they are

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >unethical
      >greedy
      Tim Sweeney is effectively paying you to delay the launch of your game. You'd be a goddamn fool to not take the deal.

      look at something like Hades, no one holds the fact that it was EGS exclusive against it because it wasn't a good game at that time, it was only after it got a bunch of updates and then that version released on Steam that it was heralded as the king of action procedural generation

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it was ONLY after some "updates" that the game became good

        : > )

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have no issue with EGS exclusives being release on Steam later.

      But the severe lack of sales just shows where the community and demand is at.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That conversation sounds like a typical Ganker anon, I dont care whether they right or wrong, as long as they attacking epic game store I liked it

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    marketing black hole

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only 5 people use the Epic Store version of Segas Gacha MMO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder how many of those five are Epic employees. I have a buddy who's an engineer at Microsoft and hates Windows 11 as much as everyone else, but still uses it because he "has" to.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It took them 20 days to find out that, yes he did indeed only sell 2 copies. Did they personally contact the two buyers or something?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >obsessed steamie still seething about EGS that he has to look up a thread on their forums that's half a year old

    This guy has Tim living in his head rent free.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game is out on one platform
    >publish on another platform but still have to wait a month
    >HURRR DURRRR STOP BOOTLICKING THE DEVS ARE FREE TO DO WAHTEVER YOU FUCKING DRONES

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did anyone buy Ungate after reading this thread? its actually really fucking good - looks like the next amnesia. how the hell this didn't get more sales is beyond me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice try varvara

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >how the hell this didn't get more sales is beyond me
      EGS exclusivity tends to do that. You don't get two launches.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Amnesia fucking sucked, why would you make me not want to try your game?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate horror streamer bait games with no combat.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >ugh.... only existing on one storefront without any contractual obligations = EXCLUSIVE
    being intellectually dishonest will make you genuinely retarded

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this another raid from /fuckepic?
    >/fuckepic talks about this random game nobody ever heard about
    >suddenly threads about it here

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You sure seem to know a lot about Reddit. How about you go back.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. reddit raiding valve tranny

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just check the subreddit every time someone makes an anti-epic thread here, and there's always a post on the subreddit talking about the exact same thing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. reddit raiding valve tranny

      I just check the subreddit every time someone makes an anti-epic thread here, and there's always a post on the subreddit talking about the exact same thing.

      good morning sir

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >People found out Valve is working with actual pozzed pedos
    >suddenly lots of /fuckepic threads here
    hmmmm

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That would explain some of the disgusting garbage illustrations that were seen during the sales
      Good to know they outsourced that instead of it coming from inside Valve

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not my problem chang not steam no buy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dont care. Not pro valve im anti epic. GoG and itch.io.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do steamies take it so personally when a developer puts their game on another launcher?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >People found out Valve is working with actual pozzed pedos
      >suddenly lots of /fuckepic threads here
      hmmmm

      DO NOT REDEEM

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You need new material, at least you've learn how to crop images now

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >look at steam page
    >some wank horror walking sim
    2 sales is too many

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's just going to happen all again, the troons in the industry do this shit for free

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >analytics are lopsided because you had literally 2 sales
    Kek

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Gets blocked on Apple/Google app stores
      >Steam bad
      What's the actual logic behind this reasoning?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >epic has proven a better model exists
      >except they already admitted that their model is unsustainable and EGS is failing
      What did Tim mean by this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FYI the Google trial starts tomorrow. I've barely heard a word about it.

      >epic has proven a better model exists
      >except they already admitted that their model is unsustainable and EGS is failing
      What did Tim mean by this?

      A better model exists for Epic because they don't want to pay a middleman.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And yet they want to take advantage of the middlemen's infrastructure, reach and marketing
        Fascinating

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bingo. You can argue if 30% is too high until the cows come home, but if you're using a company's infrastructure then it is reasonable to assume they should be entitled to *a* cut.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that removes the middleman
      Isn't that what Epic is?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Their goal with all of this was to maximize their profits from selling Fortnite MTX
        They looked at their numbers and started budgeting for how much they can spend on this lawsuit if it ends up increasing their revenue by 20-30% across all third party platforms

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but you're not supposed to point that out. Those are guidelines for their shills.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the fuck is EGS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      exactly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The thing that has made VaIvedrones seethe for over half a decade daily depsite "not being a problem!"
      It's actually insane how much Tim mindbroke steamies

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there's a lot of seething in this thread but it's not not from "steamies"

        .003 V-bucks have been deposited to your account

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Epic Games Store

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It stands for Erotic Gay Sex

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wtf who wants their gay sex to be erotic??

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >try to support EGS simply because competition is good
    >they make me do a fucking captcha to buy a game
    Dropped it and never looked back

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stealth shill thread
    do not engage past this point

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop shilling your dog shit game, looks fucking awful

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw I see an exclusive game on EGS
    Sirs I will not buy your product

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dont know about you guys, but i left consoles because of the exclusivity and monthly 'pay twice to use my internet' bullshit and im damn well not gonna give EGS any money to bring that awful shit back. Dont care what you think about valve gog or itch but FUCK EPIC WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RAKE.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ...EGS is free retard - there's no subscription fee...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But theyve got exclusivity and thats a step too fuckin far asshole.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pajeets
    i thought americans hated epic
    because of china

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Theres more reason to hate epic than china.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dont they get paid for the exclusivity or it's only for big name studios!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This particular dev did it for free, epic never offered him anything

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What a fucking idiot, he deserves what's happening.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >literally just 2 (two) sales

    Come the fuck on. If i made a game i could atleast be sure that my brother and dad would buy it. Not even counting my friends and coworkers.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >noooooooooooooooo, that goes against the narrative !!!!!!!!!!!!

    >ehm.... GOOD MORNING SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS !

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    something like 50% of steam games sell 0 copies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Given that literally tens of thousands of games release there every year, most being shovelware you never heard of, I wouldn't be surprised.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          so you made it up?

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all me btw

    posted on iphone,
    on mongolianbaskets.org

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game only releases on EGS
    >sells like two copies

    >game releases on Steam AND Epic
    >Steam makes up 99% of all sales anyway

    What's the point of your store again Timmy?

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >epicjeet completely broke and just starts claiming everyone else as streetshitters while reddit-spacing because he clearly forgot where he is
    yep, been there saw that, looks someone's getting his private shitting street pass revoked
    pretty damn boring

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You guys are straight from Reddit tho...

      Also I searched for Eisberg on the subreddit just because I was curious, and guess what? There's posts there saying EXACTLY what you just told me.
      I was just kidding before when I said you were from reddit, but it's actually fucking true. You can't make this shit up.

      Feel free to prove me otherwise and show where else you can find information about "Eisberg"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As you've proven for the thread, first search result on google. Jesus christ you're a retard.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That was Reddit you inbreed retard

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, I see. I didnt know that since I've never used reddit, you see.
            Oh btw, you're looking up a reddit username. Why didnt you enter that in the google search? Hell, even "Eisberg Epic" would get you that result. Why are you being so disingenuous about something this pathetically easy to verify?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >do like you said
              >first result is from /fuckepic
              Do you guys even know how a computer works? You've already exposed yourself as a /fuckepic shill. Nothing will change that now.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >first result is from /fuckepic
                And yet again you've proven that anybody could look this shit up for themselves in a second
                It bears repeating, but you're not too bright, damaging your own case like that. Again.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >And yet again you've proven that anybody could look this shit up for themselves in a second
                How would you know about Eisberg if you didn't read the /fuckepic thread? Please tell me that

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                From

                And of course, Epic's #1 shill Eisberg, is there to white knight. The sad part is he does it for free.

                Same shit, google search. Im honestly amazed I need to explain how this works to a pajeet, how did you morons swarm the IT industry?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And where do you see the name "Eisberg" there and how would you know that he's some mod from some subreddit by that link?
                And you need some new material other than screaming "PAJEET" and "GOOD MORRNING SIRS!"

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Im beginning to think you're too dumb to use google properly which is honestly.impressive considering their current CEO is a pajeet
                >other than screaming "PAJEET" and "GOOD MORRNING SIRS!"
                Feel free to quote my posts where I did that. Lol lmao.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because that fucker was (and still is) EVERYWHERE years ago when the EGS launched.
                You couldn't go anywhere without stumbling upon him.
                >frequent the Talos Principle/Croteam Steam boards - small community so you more or less know who is who
                >game goes free on EGS
                >guess who suddenly pops up
                >even the board trolls tell him to fuck off

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the only place that discuss and talk about him is the subreddit
                >the subreddit is the ONLY place you can know stuff like

                This shill is also the main moderator of r/EpicGamesPC


                he's going under Cord_Cutter_VR nickname there
                >"n-no the reason I know is because I was an active member using a dead forum so we all knew there haha."
                You need to go back

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the only place that discuss and talk about him is the subreddit
                and the other places he invades to push his shit like the Talos Principle/Croteam Steam boards
                You seem really upset your little crusade isnt working

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2 sales

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you guys pretending like it takes several years and 10,000 hours to make a video game
    It's not THAT hard

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >release games on Steam
    >not even 1 person buys it
    LMAO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be more surprised if any of that cringe shit sold at any capacity.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I checked a random game on that list (Heal Hitler) and it has 188 reviews, i.e. it sold more than 0 copy you retard.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, what the fuck do you think you're doing? You aren't supposed to investigate the nonsense you read here, you're supposed to blindly believe it and get angry

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >heal hitler

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Steam charts are not 100% accurate retard you cant use them as an exact metric
      >But the 2 EGS sales are 100% accurate

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the API from Valve itself is not accurate
        So Valve is lying about their numbers?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the API from Valve itself is not accurate
        So Valve is lying about their numbers?

        There's some truth to both. I hate when retards use total online peak as the full sales data. A game can have a humble peak and still sell a lot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be more surprised if any of that cringe shit sold at any capacity.

      i kinda want to buy hitler loves/hates anime just to have them next to each other in my library
      i think it'd be really funny

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Mass repliers are the biggest naggers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah mass repliers a heroes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        more like mass repliers an hero

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he said the n word!
      my man

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone got that picture of a game seething because only steam drones bought his shitty game?
    I need it for my /fuckepic bingo threads on Ganker.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bank employee here. Every time I see something related to ESG/"Sustainable" investments it always has the trend line going in the wrong direction.
    It honestly isn't working and any investor who puts their money in it is putting their finances at risk.
    Don't say I didn't warn you.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Real big brain energy from this developer.
    He missed the memo that it wasn't worth selling exclusive on Epic if Tim isn't personally paying you money upfront.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >goes to fucking Reddit to see comments made by the dev
      Why are all EGS haters redditors?
      And let me guess... if I look at /fuckepic I can see someone linking to this very some conversation?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cry about it, Timmy

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    g-guys? How do we stop him?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How many PC players?

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >spend a lot time making an unique and interesting game
    >pay the biggest streamer to stream it and shill the game
    >have them stream in front of like 100k people in total
    >only like 100 copies sold
    Your game is on Steam? No copies sold.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >roguelike
      >sportsball
      Fans of either genre hate the other.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >paying someone to show 100k people how shit your game is
      thats just embarassing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      from a glance this sounds like a shitty rogueLITE version of that winnie the pooh game (it also had upgrades you could buy)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >spend a lot time making an unique and interesting game
      well it isnt. it's pixelshit

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's over...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Weird how companies always start doing this when they start needing to placate shareholders that everything is totally fine.
      They didn't need to do this for 6 year, but now they do.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Fortnite is more popular than ever
      >Epic still had to lay off 1000 employees
      lol
      lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fucking over the customer and hiring shills with 'the customer is stupid lol' talking points really does destroy your ability to run a business.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOOO YOU CAN'T FIRE USELESS MARKETING PEOPLE!
        >YOU NEED TO HIRE SJW israeliteS LIKE VALVE!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >forgetting "Holocaust" museum in Fortnite

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it honestly baffling that they can't wrangle .01% of fortnite's playerbase into actually using the store

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not sure children are even capable of using the store. Mum and dad just gets him fortnite and calls it a day.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ~90% of fortnite players are on consoles and mobile so they don't give two shits about a PC store

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My nephew plays fortnite on pc and he told that he and his friends didn't even know about the store till they liked one of the free games given out. I honestly think just can't get people to buy games on the epic games store.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The store has a visibility problem and people just seem to forget about it moving on to whatever is the latest fotm

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    4 years for a fucking slendyman clone.

    Lol and lmao fuck this "indie dev"

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Epic really failed on all fronts of business. It fucks devs cuz no one wants to buy off EGS, it fucks customers cuz exclusivity and questionable reputation, and it fucks investors cuz the moment they see the money blackhole that is the store they'll run. Tim better pray to every god for the continued success of fortnite.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing lasts forever. Even fagnite will go away. And then the anti customer bullshit will die alongside EGS

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all epicjeets were moved towards fartshite spam as this thread is abandoned by the epicjeet screaming "SIR, ME Ganker, YOU REDDIT, EPIC GEME HATERS ARE REDDITS"
    lmao

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >steamie epig thread with 300+ replies

    GOOD JOB ON REDEEMING THE CODES SAAAAAAAAAAARS !

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nooooooooooooooooo

    >don't force to install another program on my windows pc!!!!!!!!!

    there, /thread

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all me btw, thanks for all the posts, I will redeem them all on my leddit bingo post, and as always, good morning sirs!

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    EGS is about promoting Unreal Engine usage of which Epic take 5% of every sale, not making a store you fucktard. The store was just a means to an end and it worked to increase UE usage.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Epic doesn't make significant money from Unreal Engine.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >new cope has arrived

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Internal financial statements are cope?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            don't hold back steamie bro, can I have a link to that jpeg?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/20696836-epic-apple-trial-epic-games-exhibit

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oh unofficial documentation that might or might have been tampered with to farm drama on the internet?

                classic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every sale of UE or UE-made game? Either way, seems very unprofitable long term, since people will be disincentivized from using the store and Epic paying devs to do so kind of cancels out the purpose.
      Unless the point is to have people just use UE and jack off over it like Winrar does.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Borderlands 3 was a flop, but because they were handed a 100m payment to go onto the epic game store huge numbers of developers swapped to Unreal Engine. This was the goal all along.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Steam doesn't scan my hard drive to see what stores and games I've got installed. Steam doesn't even collect any analytical data outside of things the current game you're playing, playtime, cheevos
    lol

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >steam has exclusives
    well sure, valve's first party games would be silly to sell on EGS
    you cant expect them NOT to make l4d and half life exclusive, can you?

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TL;DR Epic still sucks, just use Steam or pirate.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >almost 400 replies on the daily steamie epig thread

    GOOD JOB SAAAAARS !!!!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im talking about hitler games anon

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2 copies
    >215 hours
    >account sharing
    I am by far not a mathematician but you are telling me your statistics says that 2 people account sharing manged to rack up 8.3 days of play time in 24 hours?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean just on the math there would need to be at least 9 copies playing the game for basically 24 hours straight to get to those numbers, so I guess the take away is that epic is either
      >lying about sales figures and pocketing the cash
      >cooking playtime numbers

      both are funny options

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just game dev bro

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how much the VaIvedrones make spamming these threads.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      15$ an hour

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        More than the indians, which is a shame cuz pajeets have it way harder trying to defend fucking Epic.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          valve only hires a small amount of people who know theyre worth

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    egs sounds to much like esg. they need to rebrand

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nooooooooooo I will not install the .exe made by chinks to play Alan Woke 2!!! Yes, I know that the ebil chinks funded and published the game, but still ! even though I really want to play it, I WILL NOT let my windows pc have TWO bideogame programs installed at the same time, and specially a program made by chinks! I fucking hate them! so... yes, i will pirate it instead
    /thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally LITERALLY what is wrong with that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol that's stupid. I even buy games on the xbox store because of how easy it is to just play and share with my brothers. The issue with the epic game store is that nothing about it is better than it's competitors.

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ESG
    EGS

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he thinks poojeets only manifest themselves as epic shills
    AYYYYYYYY LEMAOOOOOO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      muh ESL brother in god-on-a-stick, i beg ye to commit yourself to a sanitorium

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    epicjeets are working overtime lately, if not for their endless coping and continuous "no u" replies, this anti-egs thread would've been dead long ago
    but nope, they keep shitting the bed and the streets
    big companies should really reconsider hiring streetshitters as their marketing force lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's fucking funny

      steamjeets are working overtime lately, if not for their endless coping and continuous "no u" replies, this anti-steam thread would've been dead long ago
      but nope, they keep shitting the bed and the streets
      big companies should really reconsider hiring streetshitters as their marketing force lmao

      They literally have lost so many talking points they resorts to copying anti epic posts with steam(not valve) as if people don't notice how low quality it is, doesn't even deserve a (you)

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    steamjeets are working overtime lately, if not for their endless coping and continuous "no u" replies, this anti-steam thread would've been dead long ago
    but nope, they keep shitting the bed and the streets
    big companies should really reconsider hiring streetshitters as their marketing force lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >literally "no u"
      lmfao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        steamjeets are working overtime lately, if not for their endless coping and continuous "no u" replies, this anti-steam thread would've been dead long ago
        but nope, they keep shitting the bed and the streets
        big companies should really reconsider hiring streetshitters as their marketing force lmao

        >literally "no u"
        lmfao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >goes on and proves that anon right
      yeah, one more reason to not even making account for epic trash store lmao

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >almost 450 replies in the steamie epig thread!
    >only 150 posters though 🙁 is gabe and timmy not paying you guys enough?
    >but! but! no U posts are fun!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/OHIOJEET/
      talk about mental illness

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >all me btw

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the guy hackermanning the good morning sir schizo is the average "skin colour is my personality" racist schizo
        you are both mentally ill...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hello resetera

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >if you aren't racist and are instead a balanced human being, you might just be a regular on trannyera!
            I know, I get that a lot...

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Game doesn't sell on Steam 🙂
    >Game doesn't sell on Epic Store 🙁

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what a pathetic thread, so much mental illness from perma online steam/epic shills
    go touch some grass lol

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >develop a game
    >add 1000 easy to get achievements with cool andor funny icons
    >get trading cards and point shop support with, again, cool andor funny stuff to collectbuy
    >various steam fucks with buy it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      will buy it*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's that easy

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's always the esl bros on Ganker that shill for steam
    makes you wonder

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no one
    >nobody
    >never
    >people
    >0% of 0
    love to see it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the only people playing fortnite are zoomers
      stale cope

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the only people playing fortnite are zoomers
        yes? this isn't controversial

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >only
          yawn, stale cope

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what adults are out there playing fortnite lmao

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              what adults are out there browsing Ganker lmao

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                18+ website, underage

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >love to see it (epic in the red)
      sure do

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you're right and that's why in an utopian society I would never install steam or epic, but since I have friends who do, I do have steam and epic installed.
    but I support you antisocial bro, keep up the good fight and never install any drm store *thumbs up*

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    lmao this is fucking hilarious, Ganker is such a safe space for epicdrones that they have shills babysitting threads to protect the echo chamber. praise Sweeney, Epic saved pc gaming

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    timmy lost, again.

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