Elden Cringe exposed for the steaming shitpile it is.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    people still seething over GOTY Elden Ring. What a sad existence.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He's at 60k subscribers? I used to make fun of him for making so many videos that no one watched

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah b***h, he did what he loved and eventually it worked out for him

      Can you say the same????

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are you Last of Us trannies still seething that ER won GOTY over your pretentious movie-game slop?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Both games were goty moron

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't that one of those dudes who makes a single video for every conceivable opinion, so he can ride the algorithm no matter what the general consensus is?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Go back

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah he started shilling his channel here since REmake 2. Now he tried to do the same spiel with every big release ever since.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking seethe

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Remember Deathloop?

    Actually I do remember Deathloop, I enjoyed it a lot.

    gay

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He might be right but I don't care about anyone's opinion if they look like that

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fuming

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    git gud

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This gif is so terrible. The cat is stressed. Look how he looks over his shoulder, he wants to go but he probably fears punishment. Atrocious that someone would do that to an animal just for likes.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cope

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Fuming

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wtf???

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        bump

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      is this… real? holy shit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yup

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i look like this (but fat) and behave like this every time I die to margit

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >something something PS5
    good boi

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You just KNOW this guy dies to Godrick dragonflames.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is Godrick Dragonflames a 5th recycled version of Godrick the Grafted? Garbage game.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    buy an ad homosexual

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao seethe and mald b***h

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She will never love you.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I know that

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why is shaggy so angry?

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This trash is a 6/10 at best.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bump

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mackle, give Dillon his money!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frick Dillon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Mackle, stop sleeping on your streams, stop walking through LA, stop crying over donations, stop being such a LOSER! You're back home, back on Ganker where you'll always be. You don't have to pretend anymore

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I will NEVER watch your blatantly shilled videos, you moronic homosexual.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wake up and smell that coffee

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shit israelitetuber that does this shit for every game as bait, frick off OP and stop being moronic

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is this all Ganker is now? Just discords shitposting?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hes not wrong about elden ring being the complete opposite of revolutionary even though I see moronic third worlders and kids endlessly spam how elden ring somehow "changed" open world games or set a le new standard, or some equally moronic bullshit. I can say without any fricking exaggeration that its one of the least impressive open worlds ive ever witnessed in a game and it does *nothing* new. You literally can not claim otherwise as it plays the EXACT same as every other souls game except with infinitely more space between the actual "dungeons" and you can now summon a horse out of your butthole to ride to those locations. Subnautica is an open world game. Death Stranding is an open world game. Elden Ring is a dungeon crawler with a fricking massive space between the dungeons and it has no "mechanics" beyond equipping your character and dungeon crawling for more lore/loot by fighting everything that can be locked onto

    The only impressive thing about this game (see: not revolutionary, I said impressive) is the sheer size of the map(s) and how they look, but thats all presentation. Its impressive to discover the secondary maps (which behave more like large dungeons) for the first time because even the initial overworld is gigantic but then again so is the fricking RDR2 map, thats not some leap forwards or new take on the genre. Elden Ring legitimately and I fricking hate to quote Michael, legitimately fricking brings nothing new to the table and thats so incredibly sad. Its babbys first fromsoft game, and based on the reception, outright babby zoomers first fricking open world or possibly even singleplayer videogame. Thats the only way to explain the emperors clothes reception to this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      t. moron

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not an argument, but you already knew that which is why you could only desperately recoil in tard rage and terror at the sight of something that invalidated your first videogame. Not my fault if its "revolutionary design" is literally on the level of the stygian abyss which came out in 1992, except with a horse that lets you move even faster through all the empty space between the actual dungeons

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think it's revolutionary in the slightest. But I bothered to read your stupid argument and came to the conclusion that you are one delusional, moronic individual for not only bothering to type out that pathetic brain dribble but for also believing that was an argument that couldn't also be said against the games you just listed. The exception being that you would have to simplify the game mechanics for those games as you have with Elden Ring.

          I liked the game, did not find it to be revolutionary. I am just left in awe that spergs like you want to discuss open world as a stand alone genre of games. Do you really consider Elden Ring, Subnautica, Death Stranding and RDR2 in the same category of game? Do you really think how they used the scale of their game world would influence any of the other games? That why I came to the conclusion that you are a moron. Spastic c**t with a lot to type but literally nothing to say.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >but for also believing that was an argument that couldn't also be said against the games you just listed
            yeah it couldnt, or you havent even played those games. the entire point of death stranding is to conquer the constant obstacle (and micro obstacles in it) of the open space, to traverse it more efficiently. Subnautica does it even better because of how well it integrates players "skill" (its more mental in subnautica) limitations by forcing them out of their comfort zone which directly ties to the primary goals of the game on a mechanical level, and the ways it integrates all the survival and building mechanics into that goal (aka go deeper and deeper into the ocean until youre at the bottom where the solutions are). The open world in those games is the entire game whereas in Elden Ring its nothing but empty set dressing around the "real" gameplay, as literally proven by every single fricking other souls game that came before it which play the EXACT same but on a smaller scale

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cringe.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          seething

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stop shilling your shitty channel here homosexual

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      feet too sexy

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    still shilling your own videos I see

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Buy an add
    spice

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you butthole

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good god I just hope, in vain most likely, the open world meme dies out as soon as possible. What a bloated steaming piles of fricking garbage open world games tend to be. And I hoped ER to be the exception because it's actually made by a competent dev, but it turns out it's utter shit like all the rest.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not watching it but good for you or something idk

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This video always makes me laugh. Veteran video game critic Michael does live always SHOOTS STRAIGHT and tells it LIKE IT IS

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Facts.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kino.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    aww sweet, a schizo thread

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Reddit?

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shaggy became an butthole when he got into MAGA

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Serious question: What do people like about Elden Ring?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ummm
      Its long and it has a valstrax wannabe

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is this shill thread
    Is it ironic? Are we being raided?

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    its so easy to find youtubers that are bigger than michael and have been at it for FAR less time

    if i were him i would have killed myself by now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      his content fricking sucks

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >check channel
    >nearly all of his videos are exactly like this since 2011
    can't say for certain if he's actually a schizo, or he found a niche and stuck with it

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bleak Faith sucks and the devs (OP) will never recover from the revelations.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Elden seethe thread?
    Elden seethe thread.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Trump impressions were stale before they even hit the spotlight. This inbred moron doing it 5 years due is not any funnier.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    literally who

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