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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KINO IS ON THE MENU

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i become consort for he

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol where'd the IT'S FAKE IT'S FAKE morons go?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I knew it was real, it would no point making such elaborate fake 2 days before release

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was just a prerelease build, the actual fight will be better with the day 1 patch.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's still a goddamn Radahn rematch anon
        They didn't even bother to have a reskin
        Imagine if Sekiro's DLC final boss is just a Guardian Ape
        From Software are lazy hacks

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Radahn is just 1 of the 3 final bosses anon.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Final bosses
            He's the only final boss anon
            The point of the DLC is Miquella

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              but I will marry Miquella even the final line in the trailer asks to be his consort.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's asking Radahn, he don't give a shit about you

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He specifically says "champion of the tournament" which is me

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The two lines are not related to each other

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >1 of the 3 final bosses
            is this the new cope or did something else leak

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The final three bosses are the chaos lord, or if you did the whole Miquella questline and became his consort, you fight Finger Maiden Mother, which we haven't seen, or if you reject Miquella, he makes Radahn his consort, and you fight Radahn.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bullshit, the three bosses are independent of each other

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >if you reject Miquella, he makes Radahn his consort, and you fight Radahn.
                jesus frick, now it makes sense why malenia went apeshit over radahn. jealousy.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's a good point, another theory I saw is Miquella specifically wanted Radahn as his consort but had to be sent to the Shadowlands, so Miquella challenged him to kill him and send him to Miquella. Why Miquella specifically wanted Radahn I have no idea? Unless he saw the most strength/potential in him as Elden Lord. Malenia being jealous makes more sense though, and Miquella not wanting his sister as his consort seems weird, unless he thought she wasn't strong enough?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Radahn is literally stated canonically to be the most powerful demigod in terms of fighting strength, no?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In the remembrance, it said it was because Radahn was pure of heart and kind when they were younger. Radahn was literally a protag before Malenia fricked him up.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Malenia fricked him up
                Imagine her fricking him up with scarlet rot due to pure jealousy of not being her brother's consort. How beautiful it'd be.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >and Miquella not wanting his sister as his consort seems weird, unless he thought she wasn't strong enough?
                He did not approve of her character

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If the leaks are real, because Radahn is both strong and kind, widely loved by everyone in his domain and in his service. Look at him and tell me he doesn't have Elden Lord energy himself.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Where's the leak thread?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >if you reject Miquella, he makes Radahn his consort,
                if this is true, pretty dope

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >lying on the internet

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >if you reject Miquella, he makes Radahn his consort,
                god please let this be true, unironically KINO AS FRICK

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Radahn is THE final boss, judging by the remembrance name.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Radahn was actually a cum addicted homosexual
          RADAHNgayS BTFO

          Its literally pic related, with dragon of destruction and Radahn, prime

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >2 years in development
            >Reuse Radahn as the final boss
            Fromdrones deserved this

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              again
              only a couple hours until you pretend that you never said those "leaks" were real

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Guardian Ape isn't the strongest Demigod of the Shattering who we fought suspiciously early in the base game.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He has an entirely different model and moveset, how is it a reskin?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        better be, shit was almost completely reused assets, from movesets, models and animations

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only a couple hours until you pretend you never said that mod was a leak

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing in the trailer even alludes to the part people said was fake being real. People specifically said the leaks showing the frenzy dragon and messmer were obviously real

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Nothing in the trailer even alludes to the part people said was fake being real
        Literally mentions Radahn.
        Holy cope

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He talks about the "champion of the tournament" which is the tarnished player character

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Peak cope.
        Keep it coming though, need more images for my shitpost folder once the DLC drops.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not an argument

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I accept your concession.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Please make multiple threads about it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Tarnished swinging a motherfricking Greatsword right into Bayle's face
      BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

      I openly told members of your discord I would say "it's fake" because it pissed you off, and then if proven wrong I would shamelessly say "it's kino." I stand by it, everything I'm seeing is so hype that I can't wait for Radahn Prime if he's real, or whatever else there is if he's not.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S A MOD IT'S A MOD REEEEEEEEEE LOOK AT THE REUSED ANIMATIONS IT'S A MOOOOODDD AAAAHHH SAVE ME ROLLINGMAN!!!
      hopefully they fricking kill themselves

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Radhan shit floating around as a Leak was 100% a fake.
      Keep pretending

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dont see radahn anywhere in the trailer you moronic Black person

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Radahn is the final boss of the story but not the final challenge of the DLC.
        >Is this in referral to Metyr, Midra or Bayle?
        >That's what I'm referring to, yes. Metyr and Midra specifically.

        It's not 3 final bosses storywise.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Radahn was actually a cum addicted homosexual
    RADAHNgayS BTFO

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pontiff 2.0?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DRAGONFORMBROS WE'RE SO BACK

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a reminder this shitter voices Miquella. You will now associate him with poop.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i already did cause hes gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder why Miquella sound similar

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >promise will you be my consort?
    why is miquella such a prostitute

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >LE ICE AND FIRE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he is literally me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hahahahahahaha i remember 2 days ago people called this character fake
      Holy frick the state of copegays hahha

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Everything is getting more anime stylized as time goes on
      Grim

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Newhomosexual who doesn't know almost everything from DeS/DaS is a straight reference from BErserk.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Berserk isn't tranime, it's manga kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this better be a paired sword
      I want to ice and fire everything too

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would imagine the weapons are obtainable from that boss, would be kind of weird if they weren't seeing as how most boss weapons were obtainable in the base game. I'm guessing they're INT scaling, so that's kind of neat for INT builds, can DUO WELDO INT scaling greatswords, though it's also weird because you'd need a certain amount of STR to do that, not sure what the STR requirements would be on them. It's kind of like Moonveil being an INT based as a katana, but also a DEX weapon.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It entirely changed my current idea of going world of str/fth with those fists.
          FRICK I BET THERE'S GONNA BE NO FRICKING GWYN OR RANNI CONTENT ANYWAYS FRICK
          I don't give a FRICK about no cut content FEMBOY homosexual
          Give me fishman LORE or MY BLUEBERRY WAIFU

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bruh the DLC will probably have no ranni or Melina content, no idea why people thought there would be. GEQ will turn out to just be background lore to make the world feel more alive with history,

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's Rennala's sister

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >their swords have the same color oh no it's literally the exact same boss G.R.R Martin SAVE ME!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's the problem? Tendies are consistently the most angry people on this board.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >CHADAHN IN THE DLC
    >KEKLENIA NOT FOUND AT ALL
    HAHAHA

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's so over for rotcels

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its ok when a little boy is with a big man why?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where is radahn in the trailer, what the frick are you homosexuals talking about?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=hXotH12EfIJ_1ir1&t=177
      >Promise me, you'll be my consort
      It's over

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >malenia seething

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        are people still really falling for this? bro, this is just radahn with the miquella hanging on like that one ds3 boss lmao

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's the final boss with reused music aside from the phase 2 remix
          This is the laziest shit imaginable
          They front loaded the entire thing and forgot how do make a proper Miquella fight

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody believes you with how hype everything we've seen is.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Miquella's face reveal

        Wonder why people haven't been spamming it across the internet, that's my first time seeing his face. Literally femboy 100% of the way, holy frick. Imagine the porn.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's talking to the player

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not the line about being his lord

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ranni is the only goddess you need

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >makes turbo death cancer that can and will frick the world
          >abandons the world to deal with it
          no

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's actually Miquella's fault. The DLC confirms pretty much everything is a fight between Marika and Miquella with Mesmer stuck in the middle adopting madness.
            Miquella wanted people dead so their souls could go to the new tree.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >The DLC confirms pretty much everything is a fight between Marika and Miquella with Mesmer stuck in the middle adopting madness.
              You are just straight up peddling lies to desperately cling to your "Miquella is griffith" delusions.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I never believed he was Griffith, and the shit already leaked you moron.
                I was the one saying the entire DLC is just Type Moon shit and it is, in fact, Type Moon shit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >and the shit already leaked you moron.
                Nothing you said is even alluded to in any of the leaks. You made it the frick up.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I see you're still coping you dumb homosexual.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                "Coping", lmao, you're making baseless claims. Post proof you dumb homosexual.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Griffith's thing was more lording over the last outpost of Humanity as the Astral took over.
                Miquella's thing seems to be 'good luck in the Astral c**ts'.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >everything
              >meanwhile the main plotpoint everything revolves around was still set in place by Ranni

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How'd Ranni get a piece of destined death then anon?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If this is true does that mean Malenia was trying to send Radahn to Miquella but he wouldn't just commit suicide and would only be willing to die in a real battle? why you have to kill him for the DLC

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Chadadahn holy shit we won.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where is this image from? I thought we killed Rahdan already

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you don't actually kill anyone in Elden Ring, everyone is immortal and will respawn at some point except the time Ranni killed Godwyn with the death rune daggers

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well she killed his soul, his body is still alive but also dead

            Like another anon said, death aids was her fault and she does nothing to combat it.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ranni caused a lot of problems and did frick all to fix them.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                she's cute like that.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                well she is a woman, so accountability is her biggest weakness

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well she killed his soul, his body is still alive but also dead

            Like another anon said, death aids was her fault and she does nothing to combat it.

            There's gameplay contrivance for everything. The rune of death is supposed to make all death it touches final. That nothing that receives the Litany of Proper Death can be revived. Yet, every time you rest at a site of grace, all those undead skeletons are back. In lore, the death rune kills permanently. Since it was the whole point of the Golden Order that Marika corrupted the Elden Ring by removing a part of it, the part that dealt with death, so that she could make souls infinitely return to the erdtree after death. Death is supposed to be forever, but for gameplay it isn't because it would be dumb if every enemy you killed with holy magic would stop respawning.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >spoiling the last last boss

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That really isn't a huge deal, because the game probably isn't going to explain why the frick this is the last boss anyway.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gaslight
      they're going to memoryhole this whole radhan thing

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RADAHN PLAPPING MIQUALLA'S BOI PUSSY

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FEMBOYgayS IN SHAMBLES

    SHOW YOUR FRICKING FACE NOW homosexualS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me bottom right

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How are femboygays in shambles when Miquella literally looks like a girl? A cute blonde feminine girl.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because femboygays got NTR'd by Chadhan who meteor smashed that bussy.
        Only Fate cosplayers and Frenzygays are winning.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If what anons are saying is true then you have different endings/options, with one being to become Miquella's consort or reject the offer. Unless Miquella is specifically addressing Radahn in the trailer and not the player, and Miquella sees the player as a threat/invader, which I'm beginning to think is the case. Miquella is actually the big bad villain trying to stop us.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's not true. Miquella doesn't even actually speak to you. The battle just starts. No options given

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >trust me bro

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry, bro, I'm afraid it's true. Miquella is a competing God, he can't win

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anons are moronic. It's already been leaked. Radahn is the consort and the main boss of the DLC. There are three major plots in the DLC with their own bosses, but there's only one conclusion to the "main" story of the DLC. Not only that but it has no impact on the ending of the game either.
            You're not getting a Miquella alternate ending when you beat Elden Beast.
            The Tarnished kills Miquella before he can become a god and before Radahn can become a new lord.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Miquella is actually the big bad villain trying to stop us.
            Stop us from what? Nothing about him in the base game, in any of the trailers, or any of the leaks suggest any ill intention on his part.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Stopping us from what

              Plapping his boipussy

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But I don't want the lands between universal meat toilet

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's fia

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all the seethe
    Malenia please stop.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Radahn fricked this?!?!?!?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >y-you have to fight prime radahn! Y-yanno before he got all fricked up and was still a total menace even while fricked up well you get to fight him in his prime when he's an absolute demon! H-haha doesn't that suck?! W-will you swear off video games and come join us in the gooning, porn addiction hypno and hrt encouragement channels on discord now?....please 🙁

    IS THIS THE BEST DISCORD troonyS HAVE? LEAKING SOMETHING ELDEN RING FANS HAVE BEEN DREAMING OF? LMFAOOOOOO.

    6 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE WASTED TRYING TO SHITPOST THIS GAME

    MORE THAN HALF A FRICKING DECADE AHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A MISRABLE EXISTENCE.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >6 years

      I-
      Frick.
      You're right. I don't even care anymore, we're all anon here. It has been 6 years. I made my first doom post for this at the reveal trailer and have been posting since. Even since the game dropped I'd make at least two threads a week doom posting, the dlc just refuelled my fire.

      But 6 fricking years man. I first started when I was 16, I'm 22 now. So much has changed. I used to be called jack (ew) back then now I'm Jacquelyn.

      I feel like I've wasted so much time. So many good things have happened since then but I feel like I've missed out on so much and all for what? Just to get some anons to stop playing games and encourage a porn addiction? I could of went to college or some shit.

      Frick man
      I dunno. This might be an existential crisis. The fact I'm quite drunk rn doesn't help either. I'm all frickinf teary rn as well jesus christ.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Post face and body, if cuter than miquella ill be your consort.
        Otherwise, delete your existence.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing an uncorrupted Radahn is pretty cool, also thought he was a cool demigod as well, so kind of glad we're getting more Radahn content/lore possibly. I do think he was the closest candidate to Elden Lord compared to anyone else anyway tbh

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i will come back tomorrow to see if my wife ranni got something in the dlc

    have fun homosexuals

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rani sucks anyones dick that does her quest. She's the biggest prostitute in the setting.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        by that definition then ER is filled with prostitutes that rival Babylon since everyone needs the players to complete quest
        >inb4 some cope about how his favs actually don't need you[this is a lie]

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I use the seedbed curse to make others into my prostitutes.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Radahn's weapon art

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Didn't even kill a trash mob
      trash, more weapons for the trashpile lol. Half the weapons in this game are fricking useless.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Holy cross slash

      Boring, and it looks FTH based, also aren't his swords gravity enchanted and he uses gravity magic? I'm guessing Miquella infused him/gave him FTH magic, or now he's like a FTH knight or some shit. Only FTH/STR builds will probably benefit from that anyway, if you DUO WELDO ultra greatswords, so yeah FTH/STR builds only. Boring.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >so yeah FTH/STR builds only. Based.
        ftfy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          FTH builds are shit in Elden Ring with sub-par damage and you don't even use half of the spells because they're all situational based, and most of the time the situations to use them will never occur in battle. Elden Stars is a garbage spell, and you need 50 FTH to use it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Meanwhile the ash of war for ring of light is absolute gas on a fth build for the halo scythe

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't like/use scythes, I like swords. HOLY WAVEU

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That’s cool I’ve fired off like 9 homing halos by the time you get that animation off

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe, but your discs don't spread/fan out in a wave of AoE damage that damages anything in its path.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're a fricking idiot. You've got normal fire, frenzied flame, dragon incantions, lightning incantations, and the rings of light, all of which fricking shit out damage. Yes, elden stars is shit, and the force spells are shit, but as a whole faith casters eat real fricking good. In my most recent run, I took placidusax down in like a minute with discus of light.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Frenzied spells
              >Flame spells
              >Dragon spells

              All of those don't feel like "holy" spells and doesn't make me feel like a paladin/holy warrior from an RP perspective. I'm talking actual holy Erdtree spells, and they're all trash. Discs of Light being the exception, and maybe lightning incantations.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >All of those don't feel like "holy" spells
                Then just say you don't like holy damage instead of saying the entirety of FAI is bad despite having access to every elements and status effect in the game.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then don't say FTH sucks. Faith doesn't equal golden rays.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >All of those don't feel like "holy" spells
                Then just say you don't like holy damage instead of saying the entirety of FAI is bad despite having access to every elements and status effect in the game.

                I should have just said "I don't like how FTH was designed in Elden Ring" as it clearly isn't just "holy" only and incorporates fire, madness, and dragon spells for some fricking reason. You do have HOLY GOLDEN spells, but that isn't the entirety of FTH lore/magic in Elden Ring, which is weird. Fire should have just been a mage/INT thing, and madness should have been its own thing as well.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >for some fricking reason
                Because they're incantations for different schools of beliefs. Different FAITHS.
                >which is weird
                No it's not

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Because they're incantations for different schools of beliefs
                It's like people just didn't realize why you learn them from separate books. Feel like it's quite obvious.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, it's bizarre. One of my favourite things about this game is that there's so many distinct different schools of magic so it scratches my roleplay autism itch very well. All but one of my characters has some degree of INT or FAI investment.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well you didn't ask for holy spells, you said "faith builds are shit", when in actually STR/FTH is the easiest build to pilot in the game.
                >and they're all trash
                No, elden stars is trash and wrath of gold is kinda bad. Discus, triple rings of light, and radagon's rings are fantastic. The crucible incantations are great except for horn, and even that one is okay in PVP. The lighting incnations range from good to fantastic (except for Vyke's dragonbolt which is awful). There's also the bestial incantaions which are quite good (except bestial constitution)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Tell that to my Envoy's Longhorn, Blasphemous Blade, and my Banished Knight Halberd with Black Flame Tornado.
            >t-they're situational
            Golden Vow and Flame Grant Me Strength aren't situational, and frankly neither are any of my "blast everything in front of me with lightning or fire" spells. Git gud.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Buffs + black flame are all you need.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Currently deleting everything in the game with Discus of Light, 3 FP a cast LOL

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    From never once re-used a boss for an important DLC encounter, I still think having Radahn is a dumb fricking idea.

    It's also very funny to see people's genuine reaction to the thing when they think it's fake and it doesn't get the From-bonus.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >From never once re-used a boss for an important DLC encounter
      yes they have

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pleasse name some, because I can't remember any. DS1 had Manus, DS2 had a new final boss for every DLC, DS3 had a completely new character as the final boss, Bloodborne DLC had a unique final boss.
        It just seems extra lazy even for From to do this.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but who?

        I think it'd be kino if you encounter Radahn throughout the Shadowlands and he actually speaks with you, like private moments as an NPC where he's traveling through the Shadowlands, and then towards the end you have the battle against him.

        So... Gael?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >From never once re-used a boss for an important DLC encounter,
      This isn't a reused boss, it's a reused character. But even then you're still wrong
      1. The final boss of sunken city in DS2 was a do over of the base game's final boss
      2. Bloodborne's Laurence was literally just the cleric beast with more moves
      3. (less directly) Friede was Pricilla but no fluffy tail, except for phase three where she was just Lady Maria again
      4. Halflight is the same concept as old monk + painting guardians for some reason
      5. Gael is Artorias 2: electric boogaloo
      >It's also very funny to see people's genuine reaction to the thing when they think it's fake and it doesn't get the From-bonus.
      People said the fight looked like shit and it did. It was either fake or an alpha. But conceptually, it's not a problem.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        None of those examples are straight up reused characters

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If this 3 different final boss thing is real, it's pretty cool. I got pretty disappointed when I saw the Radahn fight but the guy playing was using the shittiest build possible for demonstration purpose and the lack of any conext doesnt help either. Again, if there's actually 3 final bosses and Radahn is only one of them I dont mind that at all.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This will be the most kino fight in Elden Ring, on par with the Orphan and Sword Saint

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I call dibs on the dragon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely kino shot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >on par with the Orphan and Sword Saint
      don't get ahead of yourself

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Madness boss
      he will be annoying at best

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      madness got fricking nerfed to the ground I bet he woulda been a threat back in 1.0

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >madness got fricking nerfed to the ground I bet he woulda been a threat back in 1.0

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh frick yes you can get that corpse saint helmet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Old Monk keeps getting upgraded every time he comes back.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If I took the Frenzied Flame for myself, do we whip out our dicks to see whose is bigger?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think it'd be kino if you encounter Radahn throughout the Shadowlands and he actually speaks with you, like private moments as an NPC where he's traveling through the Shadowlands, and then towards the end you have the battle against him.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did Shazam win?

    I don't get it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shazamgays were right
      From Software are lazy hacks

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WAIT
    CAN YOU TAKE RANNI'S DOLL ALONG WITH YOU? MAYBE SHE HAS NEW LINES HAS YOU GO ALONG THE PLACE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >leak is real
    wow

    I'm cancelling my preorder

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2 years to recycle a boss
    Give me a fricking break

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >6 GIG UPDATE
    6 GIG UPDATE
    >6 GIG UPDATE

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Radahn is so fricking based, no wonder malenia was seething so hard she had a woman moment

    She wanted that Radahn wiener and her brother was already getting it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A three-way sounds hot

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Radahn has the boypussy that everyone is canonically obsessed with, why would he want some blue waffle rot pussy?

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I CANT FRICKEN WAIT FOR NEW ELDEN RING

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah Radahn is not the final boss is my new cope. No really picture this
    >final boss
    >cutscene starts
    >miquella asks the tarnished ''will you be my consort?''
    >yes or no question two different final boss like Owl/ Emma-Isshin on Sekiro Shura ending
    >you pick yes the final boss is John Frenzy or whatever
    >no he gets mad and picks Radahn as his champion/consort

    pretty fricking kino if you ask me.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The latest cope is that it's a new boss and reusing characters is fine
    You fricks deserved Godefroy
    Next DLC will have Rallagon, Radagon's super sekrit brother

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reusing characters is fine you moron autist. Reusing the actual fight would be shit, but that's not what we got. That said, what's shown in the leak, assuming its true, looked kinda lame. Considering how awesome everything else looks, it was either fake or an alpha build.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's real
        That's the final boss
        They actually had tangible proof this time

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nope

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nope

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cool, may we see it?

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >slop
    >slop fromsoftware

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the leaked boss has no phase 2?

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a strange place.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ok sister, to be my consort you have to be the most powerful demigod, and Radahn stands in the way
    >*gets comatosed*
    >miquella gets hung up on chadahn dick
    based miquella

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You think he fricked miquella so hard he became st trina ala marika is radagon rules

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now it makes sense to me why beating radahn is required for the DLC. I am not mad about it radahn is pretty badass and i was always sad he was a midgame boss.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    female Omen sexo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are no female omen. It is spread from father to son through the balls

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone know how to fix the crashing. i have played this since it came out and a year after I stopped. i only came back for the DLC but every day it will crash, freeze and crash or just get me stuck in loading.

    I know its not my PC being too weak to play since my shit isn't old and can always handle it. is this shit common?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Verify integrity of game files

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nothing wrong. anything else i can do?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Buy better PC? Mine has GTX970 and still works fine

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick
      isn't that godwyn's body? his putrid corpse is spreading even in the shadow land?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It got to farum azula

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It made it to Azula because that moron Maliketh kept eating death and shitting it up there

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maliketh was eating after that point, time frickery, him you find in rot hell is after you took death from him and he went insane.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not possible because he recognizes you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know what the frick is going, but it looks really cool.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is. Godwyn turned into gigacancer, growing his rotten body out everywhere in the world, that's why you can find his face in different places.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        godwyn's aids seems like a massive threat and should probably have been a bigger deal in game. also ranni is a moron for abandoning a planet to death aids that she caused in her ending.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick
      isn't that godwyn's body? his putrid corpse is spreading even in the shadow land?

      Yeah, if we get the Radahn Fight thats really retarted, why not Godwyn?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ranni really fricked up the planet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      malthael?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Godwyn's death cancer transcends even the land of shadows
      >still not going to deal with it
      Surely the game with 10 million sales can get two DLC update right?

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this but Miquella is with Malenia and drooling over Radahn with Leonard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I need this image with radahns legs/crotch only being in view as he walks towards the camera because he is huge

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm into yuri, so this is kind of hot, honestly would be hotter if futa Marika plapped Rennala or vice versa.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        jesus bro, i can't tell if you're gay or a troon

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KNEEL

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cinema

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still not convinced to buy the DLC

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get to Mogh again bros? I haven't played this game since release so I've forgotten where everything is.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=How+do+I+get+to+Mogh

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon you do know Ganker is technically a social media site right? Man can't engage in some conversation for shit these days.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe don't ask useless questions you can solve yourself in seconds?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can get there via a portal in the snowy area.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks bro, got to Altus last night so I just need to beat Morgott next then.

        Maybe don't ask useless questions you can solve yourself in seconds?

        Ok bud, have some hot chocolate and calm yourself.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You think they will give us a colossal weapon with a moveset that doesn't suck wiener? thing that makes them one of the worst weapon types.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to fight 10 more bosses that just flail around for 30 seconds while i mash the roll button until i'm allowed to get my one hit in

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you considered learning to stagger them?
      >enemy starts flailing
      >I assert dominance via Lion's Claw Zweihander
      >they kneel
      >I put them out of their misery gently
      Fight like a man and you will feel like a man. Roll on the ground like a worm and you will feel like a worm.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like Griffith before he turned into Femto

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they were real
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you have seen all the content of dlc, can you tell me if there are tomes to give to teachers for the new spells? Because i killed Turtle Pope and Coryhn is dead, i only have Sellen

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why would you kill turtle pope?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i killed Turtle Pope
        What is wrong with you

        >Because i killed Turtle Pope
        Absolutely revolting

        I wanted Globe hunter to show up, i tried many times to change time and reloading and didn't work, so I didn't want to waste time and killed him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i killed Turtle Pope
      What is wrong with you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Because i killed Turtle Pope
      Absolutely revolting

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bruh. Nobody messes with turtle pope.
      You disgust me.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let me ask, are you my master?
    問おう。貴方が私のマスターか
    (To-ou , anata ga watashino master-ka?)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would make for a cool summon tbh, but obtaining her armor/weapons is good enough for me. I like the armor and weapons.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love her helmet but I hope her chestpiece doesn't keep the breasts when a male character puts it on.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So Miquella was really evil all along? Boring. The bigger surprise would have been for him to be actually good but machiavallian or on a similar Level as Ranni.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >or on a similar Level as Ranni.
      So, evil but pretending to be smart?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All the demigods are c**ts in their own way and your enemy i don't know why you guys are surprised.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All the demigods are c**ts in their own way and your enemy i don't know why you guys are surprised.

      Nothing suggests Miquella is evil

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You may cope, but he will be part of the final boss and you will kill him to stop him from becoming a god

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why would I do that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mind-controlling people is at the very least a dick move.
        Mind-controlling your half-brother to kill someone is also kinda a dick move.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Mind-controlling people is at the very least a dick move.
          Name one time he made someone do something they didn't want to do

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            NTA, but to be fair, if he did make someone do something they didn't want, how could we know? The mind-control would have happened before the game even started, so we would have never see or heard of their pre-mindcontrol intentions.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zanzibart status?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Forgiven

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How can people still deny the leak after this trailer?
    Is it mental illness?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the radahn fight was clearly an early build, but the dragon was 100% a match. You saw it here first folks!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are right and you are gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally what happened in the trailer to confirm or deny the leak aside from Miquella using the word 'consort'

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >everything else in the leak was legit
        >previews even talk about a lothric and lorian type boss
        >radahn new weapons with a holy ash of war from a preview video
        >B-BUT ITS A MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So you don't have an answer to the question? Neat, guess we'll wait until the DLC is actually out then.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Can't wait for the slow realization it was all true to sink in for you as you play through it as well as the growing disappointment in the DLC.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You don't know shit about what I believe, but you'll continue to assume with aggressive shitposting in order to try and dodge the very simple question I asked. You're way too obvious.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stream your eventual suicide troony

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        we saw the dragon boss too, which was of MUCH higher quality than radahn.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Showing multiple bosses whose remembrance icons leaked along with radians? You're coping hard homie

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The discord stays coping. It is a requirement for joinging.

          >anyone that says any criticism about Fromsoftware is a discord troony
          that would be 40$ + foreskin

          >FF roleplaying trying to pass itself off as not discord trooned
          kek

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy kino.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      creatively bankrupt

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to frick her

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >boob armor
      kino or cringe?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kino, i hope we can get it, i hate how mannish all the armor looks on female characters.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cringekino

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll have to go with kino.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s fine but I wish it didn’t have the breasts on male characters

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you're not strong enough to ignore gender in fashion choices for a literal femboy DLC, you're not strong enough for the DLC.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        whateves
        kino if you can splash them and it runs out between them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/nWhkr0g.png

      IT IS UP

      >LE ICE AND FIRE

      The trailer is fake you morons

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your mom is fake

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          are you trolling? because you're not very good at it

          It's fake, here's the proof
          You Shazamtrannies will get BTFO soon

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            take your meds bud

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Jesus christ, you are far too late to the party to be fooling anyone

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        are you trolling? because you're not very good at it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How is fake, moron? It was uploaded by the Bandai Namco Europe account, so why would they purposely upload a fake trailer that looks super convincing and real?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not fake, they're just coping because they can't accept Michael Zaki's kino Miquella

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pontiff 2

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BRO WHAT IF PONTIF
      BUT GIRL

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Some kind of death enemy? Armour looks kino.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Looks like it.
            Some kind of death version of Saint Michael.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Its likely inspired by Saint Pancratius. Pretty cool, tough I had hoped for a Godwny Fight. Any word on the ending or three routes that people talked about? Can I bro up with Miquella and rid the Lands between of the Finger israelites? Any new types of magic? Rolling up FTH/INT and the roster is a bit small.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nice, I don't know anything about it yet, I hope this DLC will deliver.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That helmet would look sick on a Dex knight.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Will she been Sellen tier under that amour?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Almost certainly.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Paired Swords of Night and Flame.

      Kino weapons incoming

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the leak was real
      I'm seething. Why are the icons so insanely poor quality compared to the ones from the base game?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the whole game is insanely poor quality my dude
        input reads and input queue alone make it so

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They look about the same just with a less pronounced yellow outline

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have to imagine it was an early build in the leaks we saw.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't believe this "early build" cope at all. Why would a months old build leak just a couple days before before release? Especially when the actual final DLC is out in the wild in reviewer's hands.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            radahn was just straight up missing animations.

            The dragon and the lion were clearly finished.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Why would a months old build leak just a couple days before before release?
            It could have easily been stolen from that youtuber event

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And held for no particular reason for months until just before release?

              radahn was just straight up missing animations.

              The dragon and the lion were clearly finished.

              I think you have to accept the possibility that it is the final state of the boss, and it's just shit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the grab straight up had no animation, I dont think thats the intended ship state.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >And held for no particular reason for months
                It was 2 weeks ago

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So we have the lion guy that we seen
        The pontiff from this trailer
        The humanity spirit from this trailer
        4 is no idea what, looks like some rider on a bug?
        5 is this weird plant boss from trailer?
        6 is no idea, looks like a centipede
        7 the chaos guy, apparently that dude that pulls sword out of his head
        8 no idea what the frick it is supposed to be
        9 is radahn

        Where is dragon?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dragon doesn't have a remembrance

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is interesting. Looks like we have more WTF type of bosses, rather than humanoid A, humanoid B and humanoid C

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          8 is Messmer the guy on the dlc cover.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why are the icons so insanely poor quality compared to the ones from the base game?
        The leakers are using the same cameras that they use for UFO's and big foot sightings.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not even talking about resolution and clarity, I'm talking about the bottom borders of the new icons having no transparency at all. It just looks shoddy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >shadow of the erdtree
        >remembrances hewn into it are less vibrant
        BRAVO MIYAHACKI HE DOES IT AGAIN BABY

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Reused Kos boss fight but with horse
      Lame

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >reused other boss but completely different
        WOOOOOOOWW

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >new scythe
    I'm already satisfied

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone got the image of the rememberance icons for the dlc?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you want to see fake shit?
      Those icons were made with AI in 30 minutes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because nearly all of them just showed up in the trailer

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was quick

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Discord trannies keep the template ready for immediate use

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does ER look like a PS4 game?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it is a ps4 game

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I caved and bought it
    literally first time ever buying dlc that wasn't just included in some goty edition

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ELDEN RANG

    I ROLL AND ROLL AND ROLL AND ROLL AND ROLL

    ELDEN RANG

    BOSSES ARE HP SPONGES LOL

    ELDEN RANG

    YOU MAKE A BLUE DOLL YOUR WIFE

    ELDEN RANG

    SHE RUINED THE WORLD BUT YOU STILL DON'T CARE

    ELDEN RANG

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my consort

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still have no fricking idea who this is supposed to be, figured it's a follower/knight of Miquella, or some aged-up version of Miquella?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I bet it's st trina, the female miquella has to become to be a god. his alt self just like marika

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's just a coincidence that Miquella wants to be our consort
    Either that or Garden of Eyes had access to the trailer and based the modded Radahn's boss title off that

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i will forever laugh at the fromdrones who claimed leak was fake and actually shit modderslop

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The leak was fake. Or an alpha. Also you're a troony

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hehehehehahhahahahah

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was either a mod or from an alpha build. $1000, the real fight is not going to look anything like that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        maybe, i was more talking about when rellana was first shown, cuz people were like "it's so obviously a shitty mod"

        Yeah, things do easily get stuck in your mind forever, tendie. I know you will always remember how a lengthy bear wiener completely destroyed Zelda in 2023.

        i don't own a Nintendo Switch or any playstation, get your mind out of the gutter

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The irony, is that so far, only you remember the bear wiener, since you can't stop thinking about it,
          I literally never interacted with that character besides killing him via story choices.

          I will always remember the shattering of the tendies, and it will never not be funny.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i don't get it

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're posting in a thread about a game unavailable to the tendies, and as such, is subject of their wrath. Bringing up ursine genitalia prolapses their anuses.

              [...]
              The Bandai Namco website says 12 hours for PC you dirty apes, so either the publisher is wrong or the storefront is wrong

              Steam isn't wrong. That's the DAILY store update time.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >about a game unavailable to the tendies
                i thought everybody owned a pc, no?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She is trying to throw all the blame onto tendies instead of it being the discord it actually is.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >LE DISCORD
                >LE TENDIES
                >LE SNOYS
                i fricking hate this board, you people are children

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thats nice. Make sure to humiliate the discord sisters when you see them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, things do easily get stuck in your mind forever, tendie. I know you will always remember how a lengthy bear wiener completely destroyed Zelda in 2023.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The irony, is that so far, only you remember the bear wiener, since you can't stop thinking about it,
        I literally never interacted with that character besides killing him via story choices.

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Radahn was kind to Miquella and Malenia during their childhood
    >Miquella has loved him for a thousand years
    >Malenia killed him
    What went wrong ? Is kindness so bad?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What went wrong?
      Malenia was a wöman. A man of wöe.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He needed to die, Miquella praises Malenia here so he likely sic'd her on him for some dumbass reason. Assuming Radahn wasn't insane during the Shattering (which we have no indication of that being the case) I don't see why they couldn't have just talked things out

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Miquella praises Malenia here
        He's not talking about Malenia, but about the woman from the previous trailer who also went into the shadowlands

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >my loyal blade
          Leda isn't called the Blade of Miquella. Also I'm betting she'll die before we get to meet him in true Fromsoft fashion

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Malenia isn't loyal, she broke the golden needle and destroyed an entire continent. Her actions are antithetical to Miquella's beliefs and ideals. Because when push comes to shove, she's not actually the blade of miquella, that's just a costume she wears to pretend to be more noble than she is. That's the whole point of her boss fight. It's also much more likely that Miquella would be talking to someone actually present in the DLC rather than a character in a completely different world, who he can't even know whether she's alive or dead.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Malenia's destiny was always to become a rot bawd, it's why i believe Miquella would choose Radhan who was more like an actual hero and i believe this triggered her and made her go after him

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Precisely

                I always found it weird that Malenia even had worshippers, like in one of the locations/castles you explore, you find that they worshipped Malenia, even had her portrait on the wall and it's where you get the prosthetic quest item for one of the sub-quests. Each demi-god had their own worshippers/followers though, but Malenia seemed like an odd choice to worship.

                The reason why is stated in game, and it's the same as in our world: they thought she was hot. That's literally it. She's hot and dresses well so they assume she must be a good person deep down.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I always found it weird that Malenia even had worshippers, like in one of the locations/castles you explore, you find that they worshipped Malenia, even had her portrait on the wall and it's where you get the prosthetic quest item for one of the sub-quests. Each demi-god had their own worshippers/followers though, but Malenia seemed like an odd choice to worship.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >kindness has fallen
      >millions must love

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's got long black hair.

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what's the ideal, do I go into the DLC on New Game+ or continue on from my post-final boss save?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whenever feels comfortable.

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >malenia was a fujo all along
    > literally a rotted woman
    Miyazaki...

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    okay so i have the base game on steam and i am broke rn. can i use the cream api to get the dlc for free and not get banned? or is it better off if i just pirate the whole game?

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ranni was stuck with her dad's gross red hair, and not her mother and aunt's silky black locks
    Does this mean she swoons at dark haired Tarnished and cringes at the red heads?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >red
      >on a woman
      >gross
      gaysoft games presents.

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man, i wish i coud be as happy and excited as he was, nowadays im just a cynic gay that knows shit is gonna be even shittier then i coud have ever imagined.

      Well, atleast ill play a good Vidya again, ACValhalla had me sleepwalking after the first 3 areals.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking wish I could feel such unapologetic joy about anything anymore

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    new Age of Bussy ending?

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick is the update that I downloaded after buying the dlc just 6 gigs?
    oh yeah it is reused content they don't need me to download new shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >complaining but still paid for the dlc
      Imagine being this much of an insufferable b***h, peak misanthropy

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/vg/

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't see the leak. Is the controversy just that a version of a base-game boss was used as the final boss instead of the final boss being completely new? Or are there other aspects to it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The boss is completely new, but reuses a model from the old boss. I think he is faster and stronger now than when you fought him. But it looks janky as frick because it uses another boss's animations too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't even reuse the model
        >But it looks janky as frick because it uses another boss's animations too.
        This is true. Which is why people claim that it's outright fake or an alpha. I lean towards the latter explanation. Some parts of the leaked fight are just blatantly not finished.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The boss is completely new, but reuses a model from the old boss.
        So you mean it is an old boss, but with a different moveset? (btw, I don't care about spoilers, so I am fine with know who it is).
        >But it looks janky as frick because it uses another boss's animations too.
        Is this an aspect of why there is controversy? Or is it just disappointment on who the boss is?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          its radhan with Miquella on his back

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You mean just like the Lothric/Lorian fight? Or is it different from that?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It looks sorta looks like the Lothric and Lorian but it more so looks like the Godfrey but replace him with Radhan and replace the lion with Miquella.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >inb4 Radahn rips off Miquella's head phase two breaking free of some mindcontrol or spell he is under.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So is Radahn being there and/or the boss-on-boss'-shoulder concept reuse the meat of the controversy?

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do i need to have completed NG+ to have access to the dlc? i've completed the game and i'm level 165 but i never bothered with NG+

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No.

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So if this is all true, it really seems like Radhan would have been the one to rebuild the ring and save the lands between with Miquella taking the place of Marika if malenia didn't have a woman moment

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Basically. Miquella was the closest/best choice to be Marika's successor with Radahn being the new Elden Lord. Of course, the ruler of the Lands Between is just a puppet to the Outer Will like Marika was, so Miquella would most likely be a puppet/servant to the Outer Will unless he knew/knows a way to fight the Outer Will or do better than what Marika did. Marika became a goddess but was still beneath/servant to the Outer Will. We still don't know how Miquella wants to shape/rule the Lands Between or what his grand ambitions/plans are/were, does he really have noble intentions to unify and bring peace to the Lands Between?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Miquella was trying to make a new erdtree that would be accepting/loving of everyone even things like omens, so at least at the start he had good intentions, who know what they could become, i am sure the DLC will tell us.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, all a ruse, those were Sacrifices

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I could believe it, hell maybe Radhan learned of this and was going to kill him to stop it and that is why Malenia sperged out

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Of course, the ruler of the Lands Between is just a puppet to the Outer Will like Marika was
        Marika was never puppet to the outer will. This is never suggested by anyone or anything in the game.

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    elden ring ? more like elden dring dring kino just dropped

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it worth going for Darkmoon Greatsword? The R2 projectile is nice as frick but it makes me feel like all the other spells I have equipped (Phalanx, Zamor, Adula's etc) are just a waste to cast when I can just R2 everything to death. I never play magicgays in these games but for some reason I'm considering it now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DMGS in the main hand to frostbite, seal in the left hand to fireball to reset frostbite.

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    but what are the new weapon types?

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Miquella would choose Radhan over Malenia just because he was an actual good person and loved by people, Malenia's issue was her pride, she couldn't stand losing to Radhan and nuked an entire land killing god knows how many innocent people a thing Miquella would hate. seeing how he was all about protecting poeple and everyone being accepted

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm downloading a 6 GB patch right now

    What am I in for, Ganker?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DLC Store

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So I'm not really up to date here, can you play with a kung fu build once you buy the DLC? Any indication how strong it is?

    Was planning to do my first playthrough before this launched, but of course I had to be extremely busy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a meme build but you can try.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have to get the weapon in the dlc area. Getting the dlc only allows you to access the dlc area.

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully they'll add something more to Rennala besides just her sister, maybe a way to fix her to normal.

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wild they released it early

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am Radahn, consort of Miquella.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am Radahn fricker of the tightest bussy in the lands

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will you become his consort?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can you imagine the fricking gaping mess Radahn left him? no thanks i will just marry Nepheli after following my bro goldmask

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's not even asking you

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How would choice's work in the dlc? Like lets say there are 3 endings do i have to play through most of ER then the dlc 3 times to see all 3?

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But I already fought Pontiff in 2017

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Elden Ring truly is Soulsbornekiro Allstars.
        And that's a good thing!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >copying from the already creatively bankrupt ds3
        i thought it couldn't get worse holy shit
        armored core bros we fricking won

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Embarrassing.

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone know if world state affect DLC at all? I have not killed Fire Giant yet so Erdtree is still fine and Melina is alive.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think Miyazaki said it doesn't matter but I kept Melina and Malenia alive just in case

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I read heard the same and nobody has been able to confirm anything yet. Not sure if its worth going in the DLC without having last two bell bearings and cucking yourself out of better smithing stones for all those DLC weapons.

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That dragon's anime blast breath attack looks so fucing cool

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't some reviews say that you get lot of upgrade materials in the DLC? So if you want to leave Melina alive and not get those Farum Azula bell bearing you should still be fine, right?

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what do you think will be THE boss of this DLC? I suspect they haven't shown all the major bosses yet and left some of the best stuff to the last.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Radagn and Miquella fused together

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Radahn's dick fused into Miquella's bussy, cooming forevermore

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We've already seen all the remembrances, there are only nine important ones.

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fire and frost sword
    >tall sexy lady
    >it's most likely INT weapon
    fricking RIP, STR+FTH build fricked me again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      STR+FTH will be radahn's weapons anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        100% chance that's an INT+FTH golden order weapon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All the fire shit are faith weapon anon. This one is probably int + faith though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully it will be int+fth, since fire spells are fth while frost spells are int

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Int/Faith actually according to the previews.

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Miquella is going to be fricked up and very evil and hiding behind the whole goodness shit calling it now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would be honestly the most boring option. There was some talk about him literally sacrificing his followers, but there was also talk about becoming his consort - both without pictures tough. I mean, how often did we have this song and dance? I honestly had kinda banked on Miquella beeing actually benevolent, since he is a androgynous fella and Martin would be into that, but on the other hand that guy hates Jesus.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is literally no evidence that Miquella does or ever had anything but the most noble of intentions

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe they started that way, we won't know how they ended up until the DLC is out

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is literally no evidence that Miquella does or ever had anything but the most noble of intentions

        It's not going to be as simple as le good golden boy is actually.... le evil, and I doubt he will just be outright good either. Miquella will probably have benevolent goals that require great sacrifice to achieve, and Ganker will argue forever over whether he was justified or not

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I am going to laugh if it turns out he is actually evil, the coping and shitposting here alone would be worth it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >go kill Radhan for me so I can marry him in Hell you stupid b***h
      His mind control must really be something.

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if Miquella did all this so he could ascend and find a permanent cure for his sister, even if it was cruel in the short term?

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh my goooood le heckin souls dlc!!!

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are people declaring with such confidence exactly how the last boss is going to work?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do we know if the DLC will include a new ending? or is it a complete stand alone thing?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      'Zaki said no new endings

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A reminder to not believe anything that Miquella says. If you agree with anything, that's just his power doing its thing. You're not making rational choices if you find your choices aligning with his motives. The factors by which you chose were an illusion. Don't get stuck with bewitching branches. Don't get tricked by a boy.

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    was the bandai namco splash always there?

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      does it work though? didn't they have anti cheat shit or something

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anti cheat doesn't stop that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick is this? is that the old koala look or the original creamAPI?

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >60 dex/str and faith char
    i am ready

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the real treat will be if the DLC turns out to be super vague with the lore and add a ton of new questions without answers and people will be writing fanfics and making hour long videos about it for years to come.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Luckily the lore of the game is easily understood.

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone send me the dlc 🙁

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >recycle Pontiff
    >recycle Lothric brothers
    I might cancel my preorder. They are out of ideas.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also Dragon is just Demon Prince 2.0

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >open world dark souls is out of ideas
      do you live under a rock?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also Dragon is just Demon Prince 2.0

      >open world dark souls is out of ideas
      do you live under a rock?

      Blatant samegay discord troony

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you cant cancel something you never did

  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >choose goldmask
    >marry Nepheli
    >quality knight build
    i am the true elden lord.

  113. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Convince me not to buy the DLC

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No bussy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gaysex 🙂

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Multiplayer has been deliberately ruined over the course of a decade because RED MAN BAD.
      You don't have to pay Kadokawa and Namco Bandai for the privilege of gimped multiplayer.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        please elaborate

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its honestly the best part of the games. Killing morons that suffer invasions is so cathartic.

  114. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are we killing radahn and miquella again?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We aren't it is part of a humiliation ritual to kill the discord sisters.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      demigods are just punching bags for the tarnished

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If it moves it dies.

  115. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  116. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does steam say it's out in 7 hours?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because it's out in 7 hours?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        protip: it isn't

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It is

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          when is it than

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            7 hours from now.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            3 pm PDT
            6 pm EDT

            12 hours from now

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              proof?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.google.com/search?q=elden+ring+shadow+of+the+erdtree+release+time+steam

                nobody cares about your consolgay times

                stop embarrassing yourself

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >stop embarrassing yourself
                Ironic post
                I trust steam over some clickbait ai generated articles

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-shadow-of-the-erdtree-global-release-timings

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Those are consolegay times.
                Steam doesn't do staggered releases, consolebaby.
                Whatever steam says is king.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                At this point you're either trolling or literally brain dead.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stead doesn't do staggered releases.
                You can keep coping, consolegay.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do you know what time zones are?
                Can you even understand what information the website is trying to tell you?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's the same for everyone on steam, moronic consolebaby.
                No such thing as zones.
                You realize this picture shows local times for PC, so it's basically the same time for everyone because of timezones? What's different is the console release which is 12 local time, which is different in different zones.
                I knew consolebabies were moronic, but not THIS moronic.
                How about you post your steam saying something different, homosexual.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's right it's in 12 hours, maybe steam is bugged or showing how long until you can preload it or something

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No. The countdown shows Steam's store update time. They don't do midnight releases for DLC. The store update time will be on the 21st in Japan. It's coming in 6 hours.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >store actually selling the game is wrong
                vs
                >gayming journalists are wrong

                The Bandai Namco website says 12 hours for PC you dirty apes, so either the publisher is wrong or the storefront is wrong

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >store actually selling the game is wrong
                vs
                >gayming journalists are wrong

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              nobody cares about your consolgay times

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                consolegays are already playing

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              steam says 8 hours, cope and seethe.

  117. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can't believe the radhan shit is true. Rest of the DLC looks good, but frick me that is just some lazy god awful garbage.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Surely Ganker anons won't become a consort to a twink right?

      I feel SO bad for the suicidal discord sisters.

  118. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Surely Ganker anons won't become a consort to a twink right?

  119. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fixed a bug in The Queen's Black Flame Skill that did not apply poise when using this skill.
    WE'RE SO BACK

  120. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Casual chad won

  121. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You WILL play the DLC with your strength/Greatsword Guts lookalike character yes?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no but i will larp as a knight

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Too ostentatious.

  122. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2 years for DS3 reskinned bosses
    >morons goble it up and ask for more
    gaming is dead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Luckily the entire discord suicided.

  123. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is the name of the grace closest to shardbearer Mohg?
    I beat him forever ago and don't remember what it's called

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the one that is literally inside his arena homie

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah that's was what I asking about moron
        stupid ass esl

  124. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    INTsisters, our one trick...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >All the staff scaling buffs
      Based, now the kiddies who just watch youtube videos can't use their braindead trick anymore while magic is overall buffed.

  125. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >anyone that says any criticism about Fromsoftware is a discord troony
    that would be 40$ + foreskin

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      too obvious, discord troony

  126. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder Carian women are crazy but loyal. Rannigays won.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Rannigays won.
      There's nothing loyal about that b***h, are you stupid!?!

  127. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WE ARE GETTING MIQUELLAS BUSSY LESGOOOOOOOOOOO

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