Elden Ring

Reminder that if you
>used katanas
>used bleed
>used ashes
>used summons
>used hoarfrost stomp
>used moveset swaps
>used magic

You didn't beat the game

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why yes I beat Elden Ring with a Guts build with no summons, how could you tell?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why yes I beat Elden Ring with a Guts build and with my many companions, how could you tell?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    feet
    feet
    feet feet feet

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I played through ER 3 times
    First time with a moonveil int build pre nerf and Tiche +10
    Second time with a RoB arcane bleed build pre nerf and mimic +10
    Third time with fingerprint stoneshield pre nerf + great epee and mimic +10

    This game is traumatized by how badly I beat it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everybody beat the game prenerf with those cookie cutters

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah I used an honest sword and board faith build.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used your mom and boy did the game feel heavy and sloppy.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I see a boss, I use mimic tear and spam weapon art.
    Simple as.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >always play as unga bunga two handed STR warrior in Souls games
    >play as DEX/INT warrior of anime for ER
    >it’s way more fun

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't beat it because I stopped playing to lick feet

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i truly cannot even begin to comprehend the appeal of feet

    armpits, on the other hand...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A man of taste, I see.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like both and also horse butt hole

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i still don't get how people enjoy souls combat and engage in pvp no less
    at least in er you can do stupid ultragreatsword jump attacks, but the attacks still *feel* awful
    maybe i am just zoomdoom aydeeheytchdee dopamine junkie, but all movesets and even basic movement feels sluggish

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get ruins greatsword
    >getsuga tensho the entire game

    do people just not know how broken this weapon is

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You didn't beat the game
    I wish this was true it fucking sucked I wish I never played it

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my enrichments say something else.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how bad it smells in that room.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah imagine that haha

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only Melina's feets smell bad. Her boots are too tight.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You shall not torment these anons on my watch.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Feet. What else can I say? Absolutely marvelous. Stupendous. Utterly amazing, l'd say. The scale, the size, the shape - all perfect. The perplexing scent may seem, to put it in the peasants' language, nasty, at first, but as you truly realize the beauty of feet, it grows on you. It's an incredible metaphor for life - even the most perfect thing will have a flaw, but it too must be appreciated, and in a way, it improves said thing even more. But the best part is, undoubtedly, the taste. Ohhhh, ahhhh... scrumptious! Splendid! Superb! If it were up to me, I'd lick them all day, every day... From the very tip of the heel to the ends of every single toe, as my tongue slowly drifts across the deserted surface. The burn you feel on your tongue feels odd and makes you feel uneasy at first, but it's part of the experience. Soon enough you learn to love it, as you start feeling it permanently. It's all you can feel. Sucking the toes is truly the highlight. The mere thought of sticking them in my mouth makes me ejaculate buckets of semen in literal seconds. The taste... oh, it's too good to describe with even the most complex of words! It truly is an inexplicable feeling that absolutely cannot be replicated. Uncultured virgins would argue that tits or ass are far superior and that liking feet is "weird"... (Ugh, even thinking of such a blasphemous claim makes my spine rattle in disgust!), but only the true intellectuals of the highest level will understand. Feet truly are perfect in every way, shape and form. This is not a matter of opinion, but rather a stated fact. It cannot be debunked, for feet are objectively superior to all.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that you
    >will die alone

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I beat the game without armor and just my fist.
    What now ?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got hard when she was moaning from pain

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate ESLs

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lvl 60
    >changed to a guts build
    >still miss pic rel
    >regret
    It was just too fun, I didn't know I would get cooler curve swords to dual wield it...

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used a shield and 1handed mace.
    I had fun so I won.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomer thread
    How many of these do we need

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    On the contrary, you actually beat the game more than anyone who chose to ignore the content in the game. You didn't experience what the devs intended because you were worrying about your e-peen.

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