Elden Ring DLC

Are you ready for more bullshit moves that nobody really knows how they are meant to be dodged and instead people make these super weird homebrew solutions to them?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >100% of assets are reused
    >No new gameplay mechanics, the same shit since 2009
    >Only 10 bosses
    >No Shadow Of The Colossus style bosses like people asked for since ER announcement
    >The size of the DLC is 1/8th of the base game, despite costing 2/3 of it
    >No improvements to the base game whatsoever
    >Characters from the base game don't participate in the DLC at all
    >No endings
    >No improvements to the PVP
    >No covenants
    >Alternative dimension AGAIN, instead of DLC actually happening in the game's world
    >That'll be 40$!
    NuFromshartgays will eat this up.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >samegayging his own shitty post nobody replied too
        >thinks 'shart' is peak humor because he's ESL or a child (or both)
        lol!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not a samegay lil bro. Concession accepted.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >types like a zoomer homosexual
            >'muh concession' buzzphrase that means the poster is stupid as shit but also lost the argument 100% of the time without fail because only morons say it
            YIKES!

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >nooo you cant say buzzwords
              >types "YIKES!" in all caps like a zoomer homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can just say you can't afford it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can just say you’re a homosexual that supports corporate greed..but we already knew that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s okay Timmy, we know you will still buy it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >100% of assets are reused
      You're moronic.
      >No new gameplay mechanics, the same shit since 2009
      If it works don't fix it. Sorry basedjak.
      >Only 10 bosses
      Epic. No congestion.
      >No Shadow Of The Colossus style bosses like people asked for since ER announcement
      How the frick would that even work. no one asked for this
      >The size of the DLC is 1/8th of the base game, despite costing 2/3 of it
      It's also a lot more dense than the base game, so have your pick homosexual - reused assets or dense new assets at a smaller scale decide your point already
      >No improvements to the base game whatsoever
      Wrong.
      >Characters from the base game don't participate in the DLC at all
      Wrong
      >No endings
      Why the frick would you need new endings, it's literally self-contained
      >No improvements to the PVP
      And?
      >No covenants
      And?
      >Alternative dimension AGAIN, instead of DLC actually happening in the game's world
      And?
      >That'll be 40$!
      It's a fair price.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I will pay 40 dollars for a dlc to a game without a single good dungeon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're moronic. Next.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>No new gameplay mechanics, the same shit since 2009
      What's a "new gameplay mechanic" to you? I'm afraid that any example I give will just be dismissed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sneed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Doom posting homosexuals typing walls of texts instead of playing games

      TLDR
      I am going to kill shit with my big hammer when the DLC comes out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is everything this homosexual said true or theres no info on the dlc?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is everything this homosexual said true or theres no info on the dlc?

      Yes, an I plan on buying the DLC for myself and my friends who are on the fence about playing it. I need to do my part to make sure shazam trannies have future games to obsess over.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHERE ARE THE MTX HOLY SHIT YOURE TELLING ME I AHVE TO PAY $40 DOLLAR AND I CAN'T BUY ANY COOL SKIN LIKE BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO? WHY ARE JAPPING LIKE FRFR LIKE BROOOOOOO I NEED MY MTX AND SHIT YOU KNOW I NEED MY SKINS AND FRFR I NEED TO ACT AND TALK LIKE A LITTLE Black person

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why does every new game here not on nintendo have to have the most moronic fricking trolling. Tendies are such fricking scum on this site its unreal.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      didn't you learn your lesson the first time, shazam?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But enough about Zelda TikTok.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nah, I'll block

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If they re memenia tier that means theyll recover hp and you delay the fight longer

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >spam roll
    >win some lose some
    >chug estus when needed
    >win
    simple as

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is making players come up with creative solutions a bad thing?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because you need to look up youtube or guies. No normal player is going to find the solution to dodging waterfowl dance.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's fine if you can't find the way to perectly dodge waterfowl dance. All you need is to not get clipped by every single one of her attacks, which is easy enough. Unless you're doing some self-imposed challenge taking a hit or two shouldn't be a problem at the level you're supposed to be.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I remember learning how to dodge it perfectly at release.
          Made a save recently for the DLC and I could not for the life of me remmber what the frick I used to do for it. Ended up either doing the run away through and side one that always gets posted or the up close side back forward that always clipped me a couple of times.
          I'm still mad I don't remember what I used to do for it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Literally me
            decided to just swap to a shield and say frick it after like 25 tries

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, I was punching. I don't even own a shield. Just a Spiked Caestus and a dream.

              I run from the first two, then dodge through/towards her for the third (if I get hit it's usually here) and continue in the same direction. I heard there's a tech for when you can't run away in time but I have no clue how to do this.

              Yeah, that's the one I used to know. And now I have to get my ass summoned to try and hopefully learn it again. But at 85 there's just nobody there.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I remember learning how to dodge it perfectly at release.
              Made a save recently for the DLC and I could not for the life of me remmber what the frick I used to do for it. Ended up either doing the run away through and side one that always gets posted or the up close side back forward that always clipped me a couple of times.
              I'm still mad I don't remember what I used to do for it.

              Probably a terrible description but:
              Was it the unlocked create a short gap, dodge into her sphere and just a bit to her offhand side for part one then lock and dodge back left part 2 to stay in again and sideways to out of part 3?
              I remember one along those lines.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I run from the first two, then dodge through/towards her for the third (if I get hit it's usually here) and continue in the same direction. I heard there's a tech for when you can't run away in time but I have no clue how to do this.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wrong answer, the correct answer is that they aren't creative solutions, they're created by trial and error not theorizing based on some deep set of complex mechanics (99% of these games boils down to pressing b/o at different times) and they aren't even intended, the games are lazily slapped together and they just figure it'll work because you can i frame everything. They don't even design the bosses thoroughly, they just create individual attacks and have a random number generator pick from among them plus a couple scripted ones. Most from drones don't realize that hard =/= deep or complex, they would struggle to play any game that requires them to think or strategize or do anything other than press one button at a precise time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dodging waterfowl dance.
        Use a skill or a shield? Are you guys moronic or something?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I used Bloodhound Step and just dodged a mile away as she started Waterfowl.
        Free

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >GOOD MORNING SAAR PLEASE REDEEM THE STARFIELD RANJEET WAS OUTSOURCED AND PAID 40K LESS AND WORKED DOUBLE HOURS SO HE DESERVES A RAISE SIR

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Me tall illness

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Watching a video of someone else dodging Waterfowl caused me to get hit by it more than when I was getting by on my own.
        Suck a dick, moron.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I did.
        I just rolled at the correct times.

        You're just a shitter
        I just play this game sometimes inbetween work and caring for my kid. if you're this fricking bad you're a lost cause

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The whole infamy behind Waterfowl is that you strictly can’t just roll it at the correct times; it requires unusual and counterintuitive movement to dodge at close range because of her tracking and the multihitting sphere hits.
          Or you could just throw a freezing pot at her and laugh, but I believe anon’s point was that it’s pointlessly hostile to blind play for no reason beyond the shock value of “wow what a hard boss :^)” even if it’s all propped up as more than it actually is

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >hostile to blind play
            Idk when this gay idea that adapting to a boss after you attempted it is bad

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Because there’s nothing to “adapt” to if the “adaptation” is limited to divining the specific series of inputs that allows you to survive instead of something more organic like Mohg where obviously you shouldn’t stand in his blood puddles and then learning the rest of the fight is based on how smart you are with misdirecting the puddles vs. most of his big swings being high value to roll into him

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >adaptation
                Switch gear switch skills how are you this stupid?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Non-sequitur. I can do the fight with nothing but a cold club, it’s not the difficulty that I’m criticizing.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            played game blind
            rolled through attacks

            you know you can mix rolling away and rolling towards right?

            its legit just a skill issue

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the whole beef with that dumb move is that you aren’t allowed to just roll through it, you have to bait her wacky lurching or you’ll get hit by the fartwaves

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I just rolled at the correct times.
          Soulsgays

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that's literally the whole game
            just timing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You absolute scrub.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You just run backwards. That's it, you stupid Black person.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >DaS3 creators have a hand on this
    Oh boy, I can't wait for orange and gray ugly levels in this one. Amiright guiz!

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am ready for the termonuclear seethe from seamless babies as they don't get to play easy mode day one and have to either be cucked into playing solo or get invaded.
    Amazing how just ONE intended game mechanic can make grown men scream like toddlers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hard=good
      fromdrones are mentally challenged and killed the company

      >*whistles for magic horse*
      >*chase rolling skull and loot Golden Rune[1]*
      >*spams circle in direction of pissrays leading to next boss encounter*
      >notice corpse with huge purple glow
      >"Mhmm.... four red leaves... purple glow... Arteria leaf, gotta be"
      >"come on, Torrent"
      >*follows rays*
      >*loot 3 golden Rune[1], 7 rowa fruit, 10 gold-tinged excrement, 1 turtle neck meat, 15 ruin fragments, 2 thin bones, 4 arteria leaves and 6 nascent butterflies on the way*
      >Hollow™ guy appears
      >MYAAARRRGHHUUHRGH WAH WAH WUH
      >*sip*
      >SHING PFYUUSUHHH *fyuuuuuuoooohhnnn*
      >"Hmmm... Hollows™ pretending to be zanzibarts.... better tell C the forgotten about this"
      >*opens map and teleports to npc hub*
      >"whasts hast broughsts thee to me'st.... thou'st who are guided by grace, in search of the elden zanziring..."
      >accidentally choose "talk"
      >"the elden zanziri-"
      >"when the myr-"
      >"the lords-"
      >"Zanziba-"
      >"an-"
      >"gui-"
      >click "hand over faded shards of the Myrmidon"
      >"Oh.. yes indeed... the pleading Myrmidon, so easily forgiven... you have done'st thee well'st, Tarnished..."
      >reload at site of grace
      >C is dead
      >loot Golden Rune[3], Arteria leaf, smithing stone[1] and Forgotten Darksword of C
      >look up wiki to make sure quest is completed
      >reload area at bonfire one more time just in case

      /thread

      >100% of assets are reused
      >No new gameplay mechanics, the same shit since 2009
      >Only 10 bosses
      >No Shadow Of The Colossus style bosses like people asked for since ER announcement
      >The size of the DLC is 1/8th of the base game, despite costing 2/3 of it
      >No improvements to the base game whatsoever
      >Characters from the base game don't participate in the DLC at all
      >No endings
      >No improvements to the PVP
      >No covenants
      >Alternative dimension AGAIN, instead of DLC actually happening in the game's world
      >That'll be 40$!
      NuFromshartgays will eat this up.

      sharts of the troondom got raped and gaped by the troony bear game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wow the discord is in full force today.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          discord tendieswine live to squeal, can't fault them for doing so

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        discord tendieswine live to squeal, can't fault them for doing so

        >tendies out of nowhere

        YAAAAAS xisters drag them.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >thread about Elden Ring
          >"hey that's great and all but Baldurs Gate 3 is better than Zelda"
          Black person what the frick
          this is mental illness

          Eric, the terminally online schizophrenic, samegay spams threads about zelda, nintendo, pajeets etc

          You'd be surprised how long he's tried to convince people here that anybody that doesn't worship elden ring is some paid actor that lives in his walls

          tragic, i know, but sperging out in ER threads is how tendietroons choose to spend their time when they're not jacking off to blacked cuckold porn

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >thread about Elden Ring
        >"hey that's great and all but Baldurs Gate 3 is better than Zelda"
        Black person what the frick
        this is mental illness

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Eric, the terminally online schizophrenic, samegay spams threads about zelda, nintendo, pajeets etc

          You'd be surprised how long he's tried to convince people here that anybody that doesn't worship elden ring is some paid actor that lives in his walls

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >thread about Elden Ring
            >"hey that's great and all but Baldurs Gate 3 is better than Zelda"
            Black person what the frick
            this is mental illness

            [...]
            >tendies out of nowhere

            YAAAAAS xisters drag them.

            Why so defensive? Sounds like he hit the mark.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Hitting the mark is randomly bringing up two totally different unrelated games that have nothing to do with anything being discussed in the thread?
              You're either mentally moronic or mentally ill.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go to sleep dragaian

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >trying to avoid contributing to obsession list that hard
        kek

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wew lad 61,000 times

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >tries to pin years of his frustrations on a steam user boogeyman who first posted his webms only a bit over half a year ago
            >everyone who calls out his bullshit is automatically Dragonirian
            You do realize all you're achieving is just some advertisement for his channel?
            How much time do you need to finally learn Ganker is not your personal army?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              what are you talking about dragonirian?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >what are you talking about dragonirian?
                He is desperate to get this to stop he hates it. He has tried to put on tripcodes to argue for himself in the past kek.

                He is willing to do anything, say anything, to get this to stop. All he has to do is kill himself and anons will stop bullying him.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >calls me dragonirian as soon as I call him out
                Like clockwork
                Gonna call you eric now then.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thats nice dragonirian.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks eric

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession. I always will.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's nice eric

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > I like the little fantasies where I'm a big man!

      Ok

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >meant to be dodged a
    why would I dodge? as long as it's not a dragon that can hit above and to the sides I just hold a button

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Two handing this thing and relying on guard counters, switching to a dagger when I break stance for criticals
      This thing is so stupid, I love it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Guard counters are a criminally underutilized mechanic in general. Some weapons have some pretty useful 2h GCs but what kind of moron is going to try and block even weak hits with a katana.
        Game’s a lot of fun with a perfect guard mod

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm ready to sink five hundred more hours into just coop yes.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes I am.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    doesn't matter because my mimic tear will just tank it for me

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone expects a 30 hour DLC but it's going to be 3 hours. Mark my words.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty fricking expensive for a 3 hour DLC

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That just means the gameplay isn't good then. Give them crack, cracker.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The map that we know of right now is too big to be that short. A more real pessimistic answer is 10-15 hours and that's assuming you're a pro. Remember, you aren't going in with all your power you gotta run around getting power boosts to take on the harder bosses.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >10-15 hours of copy pasted enemies from past games with no level design
        mmm, take my money

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It worked for the DS Castlevania games, I got no complaints if the copy paste enemies are fun to fight.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Rehashing works when a new game gives more emphasis on the tools the player has instead. This is also the lifeblood of EDF, which has changed very little over its six mainline entries, but has substantially different gameplay between games that keeps EDF 4.1 worth playing even if EDF 5 and 6 exist.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just hope they frick off with all the moronic delayed attacks and infinite combos.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that's the issue for me. They always show you a combo, then keep adding new moves at the end so you can never know when or if an opening is safe.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Learn to position yourself homie, there is no combo extension, you only get one or another depending on where you are relative to the boss.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the game is built around combo extensions

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the single thing they rely on since they have no clue how to make good bosses or combat. I will spam mimic anyways

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DS3 didn't have them and DS3 bosses are the best games in their entire library

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ds3 is full of delayed attacks and random bullshit like oceiros instant charges wdym. Most bosses are fine though I agree

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >DS3 bosses are the best
          lmao
          lmao
          ds3 bosses are the easiest, most telegraphed bosses of all time

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That would be DeS, DS1 and DS2.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >hard=good
            fromdrones are mentally challenged and killed the company

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >. I will spam mimic anyways
        spirit ashes are disabled in the expansion for the new characters to be summonable which makes difficulty scale on how many you bring

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't mind the delayed attacks. Getting me to stop chain rolling and dodge the actual attack is always a good thing. Even if the combo does end up making me chain roll.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you frick off or stop trying to make the game into something else because you cant adapt.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just le adapt to the same mechanics since 2009 but with a little more trial and error, bosses spazzing out while I spam rolls is good combat design I swear

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Malenia will seem fair in comparison to the bullshit that's coming. Remember that the DLC will have a damage bonus for the player that will only be active in the DLC so you can imagine what's in store if they decided that they have to put something like this in.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bloodhound step out of the way
    Uh? Was that an attack?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but then I can't run lion's claw and stunlock her to death

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait to see another npc say "Flander of Mesbegotten" before sharting and dying.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*whistles for magic horse*
    >*chase rolling skull and loot Golden Rune[1]*
    >*spams circle in direction of pissrays leading to next boss encounter*
    >notice corpse with huge purple glow
    >"Mhmm.... four red leaves... purple glow... Arteria leaf, gotta be"
    >"come on, Torrent"
    >*follows rays*
    >*loot 3 golden Rune[1], 7 rowa fruit, 10 gold-tinged excrement, 1 turtle neck meat, 15 ruin fragments, 2 thin bones, 4 arteria leaves and 6 nascent butterflies on the way*
    >Hollow™ guy appears
    >MYAAARRRGHHUUHRGH WAH WAH WUH
    >*sip*
    >SHING PFYUUSUHHH *fyuuuuuuoooohhnnn*
    >"Hmmm... Hollows™ pretending to be zanzibarts.... better tell C the forgotten about this"
    >*opens map and teleports to NPC hub*
    >"whasts hast broughsts thee to me'st.... thou'st who are guided by grace, in search of the elden zanziring..."
    >accidentally choose "talk"
    >"the elden zanziri-"
    >"when the myr-"
    >"the lords-"
    >"Zanziba-"
    >"an-"
    >"gui-"
    >click "hand over faded shards of the Myrmidon"
    >"Oh.. yes indeed... the pleading Myrmidon, so easily forgiven... you have done'st thee well'st, Tarnished..."
    >reload at site of grace
    >C is dead
    >loot Golden Rune[3], Arteria leaf, smithing stone[1] and Forgotten Darksword of C
    >look up wiki to make sure quest is completed
    >reload area at bonfire one more time just in case

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Congrats, you managed to be less funny than a sharty post.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >will use mimic tear
    >will use Blassfemuss Blade
    >if things are fire immune, will switch to Greatclub or Golden Order Hammer
    >will beat the game easy
    >will be on other games while Gankerchan is seething and making threads about not beating the game while he's stuck on the second boss still
    same as it always was

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who else /ready/ here?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ready to bring new stuff to limgrave

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I kneel

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dude what

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who else is taking release day off work?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of complete and utter moron would play any modern game on release day? There is no possible way your IQ is greater than 90.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fricked up hard by not killing Diallos before he fricks off to the Manor, is there anyway I can bug him out to die there so he doesn't go to the jar village and fricks up everything there?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    isnt that the fun figuring out things? the challenge?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Except that shit like waterfowl dance is straight up bad game design and has zero readability. Get ready for the maliketh reskin in the dlc with 3 moves just as bullshit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't bother mentioning waterfowl here, no matter how many good arguments you give they will resort to "gitgud/it's been 2 years and you still angry about 1 move/it's fully dodgeable"

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's fully dodgeable, get good. Malenia is the most fun boss in Elden Ring.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            See? Like clockwork. Every time.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              OK but it is fully dodgeable tho

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's literally fully dodgeable and there are dozens of ways to cheese it, 1/4th of the playerbase beat Malenia on Steam, it's literally a skill issue. You got filtered.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                and did you find how to dodge it yourself or did you google it moron

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What are you trying to imply you massive bellend, each boss should tell you how their moves work before they do them? Yeah it's trial and error and is in almost every single game unless you want one of those games we're a white flash appears above the enemy's head for a blockable attack and a red one for an unblockable.

                OH WAIT

                THEY DID THAT IN SEKIRO

                AND YOU homosexualS STILL COMPLAINED IT WAS TOO HARD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's uncanny how you can easily tell every single person behind the git gud posts has aspergers and no friends

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no arguments
                >no rebuttals
                OK. Yeah anon that's basically it in a nutshell you just gotta get good learn boss patterns and mechanics and boom you're sorted. If you expect to just load up a game and beat it first time without dying once then I think you should stick to movie games with accessibility options also enabled such as auto dodge/block and infinite health. Souls games ain't even that hard, god I couldn't imagine your butthurt if you tried ninja gaiden or something

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You guys keep using more and more verbose ways of saying git gud kek who is talking about difficulty

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You still don't have an argument against git gud, so that's why you keep hearing it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's still out of place when ER is the easiest souls game but I know you aspies like to parrot words

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Two words, six letters. That's all it takes to completely invalidate most of your whiny complaints. "Boss combos are too long!" How is that a problem? Git gud.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no arguments
                >again
                >no rebuttals
                >again
                Alright I'll just leave this as a win then you had your chance. God it feels good being a 6'4 gaming god.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I had issues with a boss, I did my due diligence and learned how to counter her. You're very dumb and I'm glad Miyazaki will keep adding Malenia-tier bosses to make losers like you seethe.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just want a good duo fight again. Come on, From, you know you can do it!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're acting like Godskin duo, Crucible Knight duo and Gargoyles duo aren't pure kino.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Gargoyle
        Dogshit garbage
        >Crucible knight
        Dogshit garbage
        >Godskin duo
        PURE KVINO

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They became better when they stopped ganging up on you at once, but they are still the worst duo fights in these games.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get ready for Godskin Duo2

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Billy

    Did you buy the DLC?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Twinblades will get me through this EZ I already feel it

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >twinblade
    >rapier
    >shield
    >mimic
    >summons
    >blood
    >DEX builds
    >one shot builds
    >sorcery
    >katana
    You did not beat the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      also
      >greatswords
      >colossal weapons
      >hammers
      >stagger
      >shields
      >posture break
      you did not beat the game. you never even played the game, the game played itself for you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      also
      >greatswords
      >colossal weapons
      >hammers
      >stagger
      >shields
      >posture break
      you did not beat the game. you never even played the game, the game played itself for you.

      Rot bros
      Frost bros
      Fist bros
      We fricking won.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so fricking hyped its unreal, I cant describe how much I love ER.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Got my Miquella simp build ready. Seems Claymore is the way to go.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not using his fathers Hammer or Greatsword

      fake simp

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No Miquellan Knight's Sword
      Fake simp

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fighting DLC bosses with a straight sword makes me wanna kms.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Not overleveling to make the game easy as frick
    Enjoy your stress and high blood pressure playing a frickin video game.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which starting class is the most min maxed if I only wanna lvl Vit, End, Mind, and Faith?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vagabond

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm shocked people complain about Elden Ring being hard. It's the easiest from game by far

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's the easiest from game by far
      Go back and play the base game DS1 2 and 3. It's way easier

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ER is significantly easier

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Non DLC? You will never convince me of that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You morons say that about every single game and it's always wrong.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is certainly wrong, Demon's Souls and the first Dark Souls are definitely easier since those are very easy in general, comparing it to DaS 2 & 3 will likely depend on how good your ER build is since ER allows you to do some crazy shit while those games generally don't.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People think it's hard because they're trying to play it like Dark Souls.
      Like people who think Sekiro is hard because they play it like Dark Souls.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The problem is the solutions that make ER bosses easier also remove any fun from the combat, with shit like ashes and broken weapon arts. So either you have frustratingly hard bosses if you play it like DS, or piss easy braindead bosses if you use the new busted stuff this game added. The difficulty is a mess.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm really hoping Mohg is in the DLC and we get to team up against Messmer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It'd be something dynasty/Moghwyn related

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >moves (plural)
    What other than waterfowl dance even fits that description?

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are the chances of a decent summer sale bundle deal on the base game + dlc?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's coming out in the summer. maybe 20% off on the base game, but the dlc? are you fricking moronic?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hey dawg frick you dont call me moronic ill frick you stupid ill frick you into my sissy slave ill be using your pink bussy to drain my balls on demand U got it u little homosexual? Show some respect if you dont want your shit smelling like rotten eggs.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >spreads ass
          >blows a screamer at you

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >make a vast world map that has frick all in it and zero interactions with characters and fill it with enemies that OHKO you
    >every boss fight is trial and error 50 times until you figure it out
    >people defend it to the death
    Souls games are shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People give Bethesda shit for shallow games but their games have far more content than Souls games and said people absolutely fellate Souls games.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >trial and error
      What the frick is the trial and error everyone keeps crying about? 95% of the bosses are just hit them and dodge.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't take the bait

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What the frick is the trial and error everyone keeps crying about?
        You obviously either haven't played the game or you used summons heavily

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. I love that gameplay and will sink easily another hundred and fifty hours into it.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Homebrew solutions?"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The devs absolutely did not think of Freezing pots knocking her out of the animation

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even if that were true, which it probably isn't, is "homebrew solution" just a new moronic buzzword for exploit/cheese?

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      someone should do a diagram like this for that pajeet Shantae game or some basedjack sidescroller

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm probably just gonna use Bloodhound Step for the first time. Base game showed they're not interested in making bosses "fair" anymore and I'd rather not use ashes ever again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bloodhound step really isn't all that great after the nerf. Better to just stick with offensive ashes of war, lion's claw is one of the best in the game.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If we had a cure for schizophrenia then all Fromsoft threads would disappear.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does every enemy pattern have to have immediately intuitive ways of dodging these moves?
    As long as you can use tools in the game to survive it, there is nothing wrong with not being able to immediately tell how you're supposed to dodge it 100%. Taking 1-2 hits of Waterfowl Dance isn't going to kill you or 99% of players (unless you are one of those RL1 challenge runners, in which case why the frick are you challenge running the game without full knowledge on how to dodge everything in the first place).
    Do people not realize that making complex patterns like Waterfowl Dance is basically the enemy attack equivalent of everything else the game does esoterically and requires the community to come together to solve (whether it's NPC questlines or whatever)?
    Why is it OK for the devs to make ultra convoluted NPC quests that require a community-made wiki to fully go through, but it's not OK for the devs to make ultra convoluted attack patterns that require a community-made effort to understand?
    Forcing all patterns to be immediately solveable after seeing them once significantly limits the skill ceiling of the game and the possibilities of enemy attack patterns.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why does every enemy pattern have to have immediately intuitive ways of dodging these moves?
      Not even pattern has to but I have more fun fighting intuitive but long and hard fights than bosses which have an abundance of delay attacks and unintuitive bullshit like waterfowl. I had more fun on Lies of P bosses than I ever did in Elden Ring. Every boss I came to in Elden Ring I was just waiting to see what bullshit they had cooked up.

      >Why is it OK for the devs to make ultra convoluted NPC quests that require a community-made wiki
      It isn't.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is it OK for the devs to make ultra convoluted NPC quests that require a community-made wiki to fully go through
      It's not okay. Even the most diehard fans are getting pretty tired of it. For me, the worst is when you have to reload the area, or leave and come back, to progress the quest. There's no way of knowing when that's the next step.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nepheli was the most moronic for me. Pretty sure she must count as bugged considering you have to do a bunch of odd frickery to get her to move to Stormwind after he questline is finished.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Taking 1-2 hits of Waterfowl Dance isn't going to kill you or 99% of players
      Her first use of Waterfowl Dance kills the massive majority of players
      Early on, I spent an entire day getting summoned to Malenia to help players
      A fricking TON of them died on her first use

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's a combination of:
        1. Players arrogantly trying to dodge that move. Why are they trying to sightread dodge a complicated move like that? Just block it. Here's a protip: If you are having so much trouble with a boss to the point where you are summoning other players, maybe you should focus more on defense and tankiness, like wearing heavier armor or equipping a greatshield and respeccing in case you can't equip these. Again, I ask: WHY ARE THEY DODGING?
        2. Players arrogantly not leveling up Vigor enough and thinking they can be badasses no damaging bosses on their first try even though they're so bad they have to summon other players to help them beat the boss.
        Once again, if you are properly leveled up and have the right gear, 1-2 hits of Waterfowl Dance should not kill you by a long shot. Maybe I'm wrong and this doesn't actually apply to 99% of players. But the problem in this case is not the Waterfowl Dance. The problem in this case is players being arrogant and moronic.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >WHY ARE THEY DODGING?
          Because if you block the attack, she recovers half her HP and erases most of the progress you've made.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >half her HP
            Nope

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Fine, "a lot of her HP," you pedantic homosexual.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just do more damage than she heals?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A simple solution but not necessarily an easy one. You're forgetting just how much HP she recovers if you fully block WF dance.

                Anyway, you're moving the goalposts. I'm simply explaining why people try to dodge the attack rather than block it. Whether it's the best strategy or not is irrelevant.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                neurodivergent people have trouble with stuff like hyperboles or sarcasm, remember that when arguing with souls homosexuals

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This doesn't happen. She gains hp but the rest doesn't happen. Taking 0 damage is better than dying and starting over.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the rest doesn't happen.
              What rest? Erasing your progress? That's literally what happens. Let me explain something. Boss fights start with full HP and end when the boss is out of HP. Are you following me? Progress is when you lower their HP. Does that make sense to you? If a boss recovers HP after you've reduced it, then they are erasing your progress.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The bullshit you added in an editorial craze. She recovers HP but the rest of the post is you crying.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No argument, concession accepted.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You realize that you can still make up for all the health she regains by staying aggressive right?
                Even shieldpoking builds that literally allow her to absorb as much health back as possible can still get through both phases in less than 3 minutes despite her constantly regaining health.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're right in what you're typing however that video is 2 years old before the guard boost nerfs

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                OK, here's another for you.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I forgot how insanely easy greatshields make the game

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Mind you, that video is him WITHOUT spirit ashes. He could make it even easier if he brought along Tiche or Dung Eater.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the only downside to greatshields are grab attacks and larger enemies that can hit you from above and sideways

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >half her HP
            Nope

            Fine, "a lot of her HP," you pedantic homosexual.

            Nah Malenia is easy with a greatshield and guard counters. Even if she heals you get a lot of stance breaks which easily outperforms her healing
            If you have something like great sword with lion's claw on top of a greatshield it's even easier

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Players arrogantly trying to dodge that move
          stopped reading after this moronic phrase

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            By the time you reach Malenia for the first time, you are roughly 100 hours into a game filled with bosses and enemies with deceptive attack animations SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED to catch your rolls.
            By that point in the game, if you are new to the Malenia fight (the very same fight hyped up in the intro trailer and in all Elden Ring promotional material) and think you can sight read dodge all of her attacks perfectly on your first playthrough, then you are simply arrogant.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Taking 1-2 hits of Waterfowl Dance isn't going to kill you
      Yes it is? She deals insane damage, it staggers you, it's a whole bunch of hitboxes being conjured in quick succession... Getting one tapped by Waterfowl it's extremely easy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Taking 1-2 hits of Waterfowl Dance
      Nobody is learning to dodge waterfowl after only 2 tries. Or 40 for that matter. That's what makes it bullshit.
      If you want an attack to do a frickload of damage, make it reactable.
      If a boss has few moves, make them all very dangerous.
      If an enemy is extremely agile they should not be killing you in 2 hits.
      This is called balance.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What is bullshit is that the souls community is so moronic that they refuse to swap skills and gear for a boss fight

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Plenty of people do that. Buildgays will always be stubborn but I always bave a few options available (so long as the upgrade materials are provided) and elden ring has been the most grueling experience yet. I don't have the patience for the kind of b.s. the dlc will include, I wont be getting it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Personally I will never respec because that ensures you're a b***h ass ninja, but I will swap gear and weapons around depending on the boss.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly people overrate respeccing, any given stat you levelled up to make your build around offers variety. For example if you run a strength build, you can put so many different ashes of war on your weapon that each have different utility. If you need something ranged, you have access to storm blade, ice spear or vaccum slice depending on weapon type. Want something to easily stun humanoid enemies, giant hunt, upper cut stamp or lions claw work pretty well. You face an enemy weak to holy damage? sacred blade works well etc.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because i want to beat every boss with THIS build, not another one.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >with THIS build
            At least someone admits that stubborn dumbfricks

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's not about stubborness, i've already beaten with another build and i want to do it with this one.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Then git gud. People do naked RL1 runs on Malenia. You being a massive scrub is your own fault

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If they want to go the frustrating route, then that's on them. But then they lose all right to complain when the solutions are piss easy and available for them to use whenever they want (spirit ashes, respeccing for greatshield shield poke playstyles, etc.).
          Hell, I remember like within a few days after the community began reaching Malenia, some people found out you could use Bloodhound Step to easily dodge all of her Waterfowl moves. And some people STILL refused to use this solution, insisting that the only way Waterfowl's design is acceptable is if you could dodge all of her moves without Bloodhound Step.
          Of course, 2 years later, people have already figured out consistent ways of doing it, so that argument is pointless. But goddamn that first month was just cancerous, with people just refusing to use the solutions that other players had already taken the time to figure out.
          I'm pretty sure to this day people still refuse to use Bloodhound Step because they think they're above it somehow.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It’s a crutch
            >You didn’t beat the game
            Can’t wait for that to spammed in the threads

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because the solution is a gimmick.

            Beating bosses shouldn’t be a cheese, but that is every boss in elden ring. How can I cheese this boss to avoid its busted mechanics.

            Everything is a cheese fest. The bosses cheese and you have to cheese harder

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >learning a pattern is a gimmick

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >pattern
                >pattern is all delay hits and bullshit to frick with broken camera system

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >delay hits are a gimmick
                Here's your issue, you want to spam rolls and get away with it like DS3 instead of actually fighting the boss and reacting with them. Delayed attacks have been here since DS3, get good already. God.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >hits are delayed
                >too stupid to figure out how to attack during delay window
                filtered + skill issue + git gud

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >beat it melee only prepatch offline
                >grind dealing with busted mechanics and enemies that copy and paste move sets that all delay attack and input read
                >play again as magic
                >beat all enemies with zero trouble and never have to worry about BS camera problems

                >totally balanced and works fine

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You can learn to dodge Waterfowl. And the optional hardest boss at the bottom of the highest-level secret hidden dungeon within the secret hidden zone being tricky to learn makes sense to me.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be my consort anon

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dies 50 times to boss
    >If-if *wipes snot* the game was fair *cries*
    >I-i wouldn't have to waaaaaaaaa
    >Use my wiki build and summons

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      man DSP on Malenia both times were good old DSP complaining at literally everything
      first time he died over 100 times but the second time with a full magic build and knowledge he still spent over 2 hours

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Complaining about delayed attacks is the funniest thing to me. If anything, they're the best innovation From added to the combat. You have to actually pay attention to the fight and time your actions carefully, rather than just memorizing all the moves and getting bored.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      delayed attacks are fine on ds3 or sekiro but bosses stoping mid air and having unnatural animations just to finish the attack in a split second is cringy. It's still a sympton of a mediocre combat system that relies too much on gimmicks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >stoping mid air and having unnatural animations
        I can't think of a single example besides Margit holding his staff up, and I have well over 1000 hours in the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just feels cheap and not fun to me, especially when they're on every boss.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But if anything, delayed attacks make the fights easier. They give you more time to dodge away and heal, or use another item.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > Best
      > Innovation
      You're the reason these boss fights are nothing but illness causing diarrhea.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just feels cheap and not fun to me, especially when they're on every boss.

      Delayed attacks are just extra openings but they’re fricking irritating because they go against all your instincts. When a boss is taking 2 hours to wind up an attack you should be getting a charged R2 in. Some of Sekiros design philosophy carried over in the sense you should be playing aggressively and building posture damage for a stagger, souls oldgays get filtered because they expect their instincts to carry over

      I still think they’re a pain in the ass but it’s stupid how people act like ER bosses have no openings or are too hard “even for souls veterans” when it’s a different game and they absolutely have plenty of openings, they’re just not all where you’re used to looking for them. The game wasn’t balanced around summons or bleed it was balanced around aggressive posture breaking which you can do at level 1 with a club

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        One of the only sane posts on this board. I killed Malenia on Level 1 with a +0 Claymore by aggressively posture breaking her a dozen times.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sekiro's design philosophy
        spamming L2?
        on a serious note it's interesting to see how much harder sekiro enemies are when they're ported into DS3, the horse bosses being of note because in sekiro you could just grapple claw them, easily parry all their attacks and spam fireworks to trivialize them. There's none of that in eldeniro 3.

        I don't think there's an asset flip in existence as lazy as elden ring where you're copy pasting enemies from a past game but removing the tools from that game that made it actually palatable. They might as well have taken out iframes

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All of Malenias attacks can be dodged or avoided or countered. I think she translates into Elden Ring fine especially as an optional endgame boss though I would’ve much preferred we got her as Tomoe in Sekiro

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Malenia is extremely poorly designed like the rest of elden ring

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Uh hu

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I agree with everything you said and I've beaten the game multiple times. I still hate the ER bosses and I hate delayed attacks, it feels unnatural like you said and just goes completely against my instincts.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The game wasn’t balanced around summons
        This is just factually incorrect, it absolutely was.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Delayed attacks would be fine if you could dodge the actual attacks, but you can't because of magic tracking bullshit and because they happen too fast to react to. You have to dodge before the attack actually comes out, so it's basically just trial and error to find the correct number of seconds to wait after the windup starts, which is different for each boss. This has the side effect that you are no better at the game by the end of a boss then when you started, because all you have done is learn the specific patterns for that one boss, which will not carry over to the next one

      It's annoying, un-fun, and shit design. It's a chore, not a challenge.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        notice how ergays never bother responding to the actually solid arguments

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The schizos that shill this game here with their shameless bumps have been nothing by fromsoft sycophants since release. When the game was stuttering and gave you motion sickness and the enemies froze while the AI thought of what to do they samegay spammed threads claiming it was a hardware issue

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well for starters it's not a solid argument. No-hit runs exist and those can't exist if his argument was rock solid. Secondly his pattern argument is nonsensical, coming to the understanding your future bosses will goad with delay attacks already sets you up to deal with future threats. You don't need to dodge every single attack to beat a boss, just enough to kill them before they kill you.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the game isn't a shitpile because somebody is autistic enough to no hit run the game
            not an argument

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No I'm pretty sure that dunks on his argument.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No-hit runs existing is unrelated to whether each boss is its own island of artifice; the whole reason Morgott is such a shit fight is because a sizable chunk of his moveset is designed to thwart previously conventional play for theatric value, which only delays “solving” him instead of actually offering anything new. This works for the awe of blind play but then makes him uninteresting in post.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >No-hit runs existing is unrelated to whether each boss is its own island of artifice;
              Considering the argument in that post is related to attack patterns being
              >impossible to dodge because of tracking
              and
              >too fast to react to
              Its fair to say no-hit runs dismantles those ideas. As for the matter of bosses being their own "island of artifice", that's pretty subjective as the boss is not encountered the same exact way for each player. Morgott's theatrics won't pose the same problem for a light weapon user as it would a heavy weapon user. He's also pretty poorly scaled for his encounter, it's not an uncommon story to hear people just trounce him and never see him do his longer combo chains (this was my experience). There's simply too much build variety to say he "thwarts" conventional play when that conventional play differs greatly from weapon types and whether that person summons or not.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Considering the argument in that post is related to attack patterns being
                to dodge because of tracking
                >and
                >>too fast to react to
                You're misconstruing his argument. Re-read carefully, with the entire context

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He’s a victim of the game’s shitty scaling but I wouldn’t like his moveset even if it was a perfectly linear game with no stat upgrades at all, because my beef is with his flashy position-based extensions and gotcha bullshit
                >conventional play will differ based on what equipment someone uses and whether they summon
                yeah of course, and when a boss randomly freaks the frick out and extends what LOOKS like the end of his combo into an instant frontflip slam then it doesn’t matter if you’re using an UGS or a cold club; you’re going to learn the hard way that he’s designed to randomly punish you for being in the same zip code as him before you’ve learned exactly when his combos truly end and what voodoo goads him into doing any weird shit in the first place.
                Here’s a stronger example of what I mean: the game’s AI is often accused of input reading even when it actually isn’t just because they have position triggers that are spaced to threaten players who are about to attack. There was a dedicated effort to give certain bosses a “nuh uh! my turn!” behavior or three.
                If you actually watch those no-hit videos and try to replicate them yourself, you’ll find that there’s a great deal of knowledge that goes into them beyond just taking obvious safe punishes - because the game is a minefield of random bullshit fake openings.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think FROM cares more about showing off their animation skills than making a game balanced and fair lol.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So let me get this straight:
            The argument was "you can't dodge attacks as they happen, you have to dodge before they happen, during the windup"
            And your counterargument is «that's wrong because someone did a no hit run"?

            Anon, are you actually mentally moronic, or just pretending? There is no way a person of even normal intelligence could think that is in any way a valid response.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ather than just memorizing all the moves and getting bored.
      I don't know why morons like you exist
      Delayed attacks with instant downswings encourage EXACTLY what you're claiming they're getting rid of
      moron

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's something about Mohgs attacks that screw with my brain. The thrust hits me often, the stab in the ground hits me often. So fricking annoying.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The thrust is almost always a follow up to the bloodflame talon explosion he does from idle.
      The stab in the ground is always a combo finisher on three different combos. One of the combos starts with a backhanded swipe and ends in the ground stab right after. The other starts with two one-handed wide range right-to-left slow swings, followed by a twohanded left-to-right swing and ends in the ground stab. The third is exclusive to phase 2 and he will fly away from you, throw bloodflame at you before diving into your direction and potentially follow up with a ground stab with follow up explosion. Hope this helps to learn and predict those attacks.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I doubt... you could even imagine it.
    >See a bunch of Skeletons guarding a corpse, kill them and find a Poisonbloom in that corpse.
    That which commanded the stars.
    >See a bunch of Poison Mushrooms guarding a corpse, kill them and find an Arteria Leaf in that corpse.
    Giving life... its fullest brilliance.
    >See a bunch of Wolves guarding two corpses, kill them and find a Glowstone and a Golden Rune (1) in those corpses.
    THE ELDEN RING!!!
    >See a bunch of Bats guarding a corpse, kill them and find a Golden Rune (1) in that corpse. Exact same thing happens less than 5 minutes later.
    OOOOOHHHHH, ELDEN RING!!!
    >See a bunch of Highwaymen guarding a chest, kill them and find 5 Mushrooms in that chest.
    Shattered...
    >See a bunch of Demi-Humans guarding two corpses, kill them and find 3 Ruin Fragments and a Large Club in those corpses.
    By someone...
    >See a Giant Miranda Flower and a bunch of small Miranda Flowers guarding two corpses, kill them and find an Immunizing Cured Meat and a Golden Rune (2) in those corpses.
    Or something...
    >See a bunch of Demi-Humans guarding a corpse, kill them and find a Hefty Beast Bone in that corpse.
    Don't tell me... you don't see it...
    >See a bunch of Demi-Humans guarding a corpse, kill them and find Crab Eggs in that corpse.
    LOOK UP AT THE SKY!
    >See a Big Land Octopus and a bunch of small Land Octopuses guarding a corpse, kill them and find a Golden Rune (1) in that corpse.
    It burns...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >early-game loot in the first area is modest
      Wow!

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doing a Miquella simp build. Any ideas for a secondary weapon? My main will be the Miquellan kinght's sword and left hand will have a shield, sacred seal, and St. Trina's torch. I'd prefer something with a longer reach to compliment the sword.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Miquella simp? But Miquella is a boy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Punch
      I'm still amazed fists are so fricking good atm

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Straight sword
      >Can't use Square Off
      Couldn't be me.

      Use the Envoy's Long Horn. The Haligtree has plenty of doot boys and the weapon skill is strong enough that you won't be gimped against the late game Holy Resist bosses. If you want a generic option earlier than that try Guardian Swordspear. Treespear would also work, but is kinda just a spear version of your sword.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Square Off is nice but the Miquellan sword is sexy and has a cool heavy attack. Never tried Envoy's Long Horn so I might pick that.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I avoid all of the issues with Malenia by simply not fighting her by myself, or ever really. She's completely optional and beating her doesn't really reward you with anything special.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pussy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why go out of my way to do something I won't enjoy?

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How active is co-op for Mohg? I don't want to enter his arena until I have the DLC installed but I'd like to practice fighting him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty active.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine having trouble with Malenia

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s why it sold well, easiest souls game. Not that there is anything wrong with that the game gives you a lot of crutches and you’d be autist if you put some imaginary restriction on them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >easiest souls game.
        Sure if you summon or read the wiki

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, it's still the easiest entry by a mile. Spirit Ashes alone trivialize most bosses.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >easiest entry by a mile.
            Nah not even close DS1-3 is so easy that i can't be bothered playing through them oneshot every boss

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Elden ring is the easiest one, by far
              you don't even need to level up your weapons
              just level vig and you're set

              See, you've pointed out yet another excellent example of community arrogance. I've found that the people who died a trillion times to Malenia and insisted she was the hardest videogame boss ever made are people who generally tried to fight the boss """""""""""""""""honestly""""""""""""" by only rolling and using a weapon. None of them used the multitude of tools the game gave them (like spamming strong AOWs in your webm).
              Hell, some people even hilariously abstain from using Spirit Ashes because they somehow feel embarrassed to use them.
              People who DID do use all the tools the game provides us (like you and me) didn't find her any significantly harder to beat the first time than any other boss in the game.
              My deaths to Malenia in my many, many playthroughs of ER altogether are in the single digits, simply because I'm not arrogant to think that I'm some kind of god gamer who can perfectly dodge everything and parry everything. I actually use the various tools the game gives me to mow down my enemies.
              It doesn't matter that I can't dodge Waterfowl Dance 100% or that I can't even parry her. I still can beat consistently just fine with a diverse array of safe playstyles. This is not to say I'm some god gamer. I'm not. But I refuse to force myself to play in a way that adds unnecessary and artificial frustration that abstains from enjoying the power fantasy From has given us.

              This. The game is only as hard as the easiest way to beat it. Elden Ring is the easiest because it gives you op stuff to beat the game for you. Dung Eater just tanks the whole game for you. For everything he can't tank you can just summon Tiche and keep aggro with the shield as she deletes boss health.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this is some really pitiful gameplay not gonna lie. no wonder you need to use summons when you just eat attack after attack.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's the point.
                You can play like shit and win if you level vig.
                You can play even worse and win because you can summon in singleplayer.
                This is what "accessibility" is.
                Accessible = piss easy.

                You could always summon a player to beat the game for you so i guess every DS game is equally hard

                Yeah but you had to play online for that and that means invasions. Here you can do this shit offline. And newbies still think it's hard and need mods to make it even easier

                I am ready for the termonuclear seethe from seamless babies as they don't get to play easy mode day one and have to either be cucked into playing solo or get invaded.
                Amazing how just ONE intended game mechanic can make grown men scream like toddlers.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You could always summon a player to beat the game for you so i guess every DS game is equally hard

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this is painful to watch, but makes me feel like I'm not absolute shit at video games so thanks anon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The spirt ashes were far too powerful, crafting pots lets you control the battle, and how easy it was to over level.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      woops looks like fromsoft forgot to program malenia to ignore serpent hunt

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See, you've pointed out yet another excellent example of community arrogance. I've found that the people who died a trillion times to Malenia and insisted she was the hardest videogame boss ever made are people who generally tried to fight the boss """""""""""""""""honestly""""""""""""" by only rolling and using a weapon. None of them used the multitude of tools the game gave them (like spamming strong AOWs in your webm).
      Hell, some people even hilariously abstain from using Spirit Ashes because they somehow feel embarrassed to use them.
      People who DID do use all the tools the game provides us (like you and me) didn't find her any significantly harder to beat the first time than any other boss in the game.
      My deaths to Malenia in my many, many playthroughs of ER altogether are in the single digits, simply because I'm not arrogant to think that I'm some kind of god gamer who can perfectly dodge everything and parry everything. I actually use the various tools the game gives me to mow down my enemies.
      It doesn't matter that I can't dodge Waterfowl Dance 100% or that I can't even parry her. I still can beat consistently just fine with a diverse array of safe playstyles. This is not to say I'm some god gamer. I'm not. But I refuse to force myself to play in a way that adds unnecessary and artificial frustration that abstains from enjoying the power fantasy From has given us.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ydbtg
        Also plenty of people who aren’t shitters fought Malenia only rolling and using a weapon without getting filtered

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah i think you're spot on it's probably just a lot of bruised egos

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I died to Malenia solo like 50+ times on my first runthrough and then caved and summoned mimic and killed her first try by ignoring everything she did and just stagger fricking her. I hope you are joking about summons becuase this to me is not good game design.

        Obligatory ydbtg

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone beats elden ring.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          maybe fromsoft should design better games?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pressing a "You Win" button isn't the best power fantasy though, feels kinda cheap.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like I'm missing something with this game but for me it's 20% great content, 30% decent content and 50% lazy asset flips, reused bosses and Bethesda tier "dungeons" padding. I just don't see what everyone else is seeing and am not hyped for the DLC at all.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The trick is just to skip a lot of the optional content. Main content is mostly really good.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all this talk makes me want to try malenia again but I don't have a save with her alive
    is there a way to import saves or something without screwing my own saves?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you playing on PC?
      You can use cheat engine to activate all graces, cheat in levels and a pre-upgraded weapon.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Miyazaki been so quiet about replacing the placeholder bosses like Godskin Duo? It's coming with the DLC, right?

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why focus on getting set on a specific build for the expansion when it will have many new weapons and magic that you should be playing around with and experimenting with when you play through it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the newbies that played elden 3 don't understand how poorly made their dlcs are

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What does this even mean? Do you mean dark souls 3 by elden 3 and how most people started with 3, and 3 having the worst dlc of the series and therefore people might expect the expansion to not have any fun weapons? Or are you saying all fromosft dlc's are bad when they usually have the best content in the game?
        You're allowed to talk clearly on Ganker without using sarcastic agressive made up meme terms that make others think you're moronic

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All of fromsoft's dlcs are shit correct, the only reason people like them is because they put pay to win best in slot gear for pvp in them

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm curious how they'll one up malenia for the DLC.
    Compare freide to anything in base game ds3. Now imagine a jump like that from malenia.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They’re gonna just copy paste in Sword Saint Isshin and it’s gonna be kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Duo Malenia

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      multi combo delayed grab attacks
      4 phases
      immune to magic/incantations
      can pilfer your buffs
      causes parts of the arena to fall so you gotta juggle platforms
      if you block more than 1 attack she has guaranteed pierce and 100% damage boost on next attack
      if further you distance yourself she gets a stacking move speed buff

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they literally said they won't do anything harder than Malenia
      they are liars though

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ya I don’t know how to feel about the DLC. I’m excited but at the same time I know the bosses are going to have a bunch of total bs attacks demanding players use summons. It’s gonna piss me off. Maybe I should just watch my favorite streamer play it instead. Save the frustration and 50 bucks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cool, i'll frick your wife for you too since it seems so complicated for you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >require players use summons
      holy lol
      How are Gankerirgins this bad at video games.
      absolutely morons.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        maybe fromsoft should design better games

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Step 1. Be good.
          Step 2. Don't be bad.

          i bet you whined like a b***h about Das3 and Sekiro too.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >fromsoft designs a bad game
            >no the game design isn't bad you are
            lmao

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >if you didn’t like the game, you must have been shit at it
              Name a lamer ad-hominem reach, huh?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's not that I didn't like the game, the game is objectively poorly designed, this is what upsets the schizo like swatting a wasp nest

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >objectively
                moron

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oh, yeah same boat then anon. I enjoyed my time with ER despite all of its shortcomings but probably won’t play the DLC since I can’t imagine it’ll offer anything I haven’t seen before.
                Something I don’t see posters bring up much about Malenia is her super-armored strafe. Not only does it bypass normal flinching rules, she also does it fairly randomly and it arbitrarily enforces passivity if your weapon is too slow - which doesn’t make it difficult, it makes it less interactive if you aren’t willing to eat crab and tank the occasional whammy.
                The best enemies in the game have the most rhyme and reason to their movesets with plenty of incentive to get in on them during their own attacks rather than circling for freebies like souls games usually have you doing. Crucible Knights, Mohg, and Godskin Apostle all rocked

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                don't forget malenia being hard coded to ignore stun damage from certain weapon arts but not others for no reason

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                man I didn’t even know about that one, all I can do is scoff

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the argument isn't even about whether anontard liked the game or not, its the equally moronic statement that you NEED to summon to play the game, which is absurd and absolutely a skill issue.
                Maybe don't use broad statements you can't back up.
                also dont samegay ty

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The game isn't meant to be played without summoning, therefore it's automatically the weakest souls game in the franchise

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But it doesn't.
                You can walk just as far in a big circle, as you can in a small circle, by the way.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry but the game is literally a baby moron mod meant to appeal to the lowest common denominator consumer

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So don't summon.
                no one asked you to summon human players in the old games either.
                At this point you're just arbitrarily getting mad at optional modifiers. No one decided to optimize the fun out of the game but you, zoom zoom.

                it's amazing how in this very thread, people whine about Elden Ring being too hard and punishing, and also the easiest diaper baby game ever made.
                /v/irgins really are circling the drain — we've had the same b***hing schizo threads for over a decade now ever since Dark Souls 1 got on PC, but you all still keep buying the games.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How would a game that is bad because it was fundamentally designed around distracting boss AI with summons somehow become good by not summoning? None of the bosses are well designed either

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I beat it without summoning and it felt fine. Sadly a lot of builds really lack damage.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the game was built to summon
                >I beat it without summoning
                thanks for the input

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There’s some encounters like Commander Niall which practically screamed to me USE YOUR SUMMONS IDIOT and I felt like I’d lost something by NOT summoning for them, especially with some bosses’ ridiculous MMO-tier room-wide shockwaves obviously meant to put pressure on friends or personal armies.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Commander niall doesn't even have a finished moveset

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah exactly, the only appeal left was supposed to be having my pocket monsters fight his pocket monsters and I abstained for no reason

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >be bad
              >cry
              I like the part where you didn't even try arguing.
              2 Ape
              LMAO!!1!
              2 APE

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >objectively
                moron

                >game is objectively poorly designed
                >this is what upsets the schizo like swatting a wasp nest

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah I enjoyed DS3. Everything was intuitive in that game except how to get to the hidden area with Nameless King. I like not having to look up a hundred things during my gameplay

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              then don't play it like an OCD-vacuum checklist game, I don't know what to tell you. the game marks out everything for you on the map.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well designed open world game:
                >I'm going to do this optional side content to get good loot, currency, and see something that the developers hand crafted to increase my immersion
                Elden ring:
                >turtle neck meat guarded by rats in a copy pasted asset

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm going to do this optional side content to get good loot, currency, and see something that the developers hand crafted to increase my immersion
                This is already the case. Sorry chud-kun, Biden won.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They should’ve marked on the map the location of Moonveil at the start. Would’ve made everything much easier and more enjoyable tbh

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I like not having to look up a hundred things during my gameplay
              ER was cool since it was a true exploration game. Its just sad to hear people actually want zoomer stuff on the games....

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Press B simulator DLC
    > Full price

    huehuehue

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I TOO, AM KEEN TO KNOW WHAT KIND MIQUELLA IS DOING THERE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ywn run your fingers through that hair

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We will suffer, but we will suffer together as brothers.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I am going to CUM NOW, when I touch his WITHERED ARM

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have never, and will never buy a DLC. Second thought content

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Light Load = dash dodge
    Medium Load = 1 dash dodge into rolls
    Heavy Load = Roll dodge

    Make it happen From. Yes this is Niohs system and makes the game look much less moronic.
    >Just use quickstep or
    Having two buttons do the same thing but one is better is bad game design

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm ready for Armored Core 7 From is going to force Miyazaki to drop Elden Bing after this and solely focus on the Armored Core series the way it should be From's superior franchise.

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has there been a three health bar boss yet?

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah my homebrew solution is to mimic tear so there's two people punching the shit out of the boss

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There more I think about it the more I want to just start over for the DLC when it comes out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did a fresh playthrough last month. I don't want to get burned out playing old content before the new stuff so I played up to Mohg.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >when it comes out
      Start now so you're ready release day.

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn’t know you need to walk backwards at a slight 9 degree angle with the camera unlocked and then do the point forward emote to dodge messmers homing deathflame snake attack
    it’s okay anon it’s not that hard, just count the floor tiles to help gauge the distance 🙂

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Ring is literally not fun unless you overlevel and use broken equipment. The bosses and half the enemies are insultingly bad to fight on even ground. Outrageous bullshit like infinite stamina, mana, and instant punishes.

    No other fromsoft game has this problem. Elden Ring has the absolute largest amount of enemies that are genuinely unpleasant to defeat. You just feel wronged when you win and it's despicable that fanboy sado-madochist trash is still defending the continued decline of the fun factor Dark Souls 1 had.

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Find a cool new spell or item that looks awesome and has interesting lore in the description
    >Summons a huge spectacle of magic that looks devastating
    >It's totally fricking useless compared to the 3 other things that will carry you through the game

    I've had enough of Fromsoft's shit. I'm not paying to experience this again. Elden Ring is one of the worst balanced RPGs in all of video games.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >enemy uses the same attack
      >it’s assblastingly strong and they use it more than once

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >enemy uses the same attack
      >it’s assblastingly strong and they use it more than once

      The game goes out of its way to make you feel shitty huh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Find cool new spell or weapon that looks fricking awesome
      >It shits out damage and you barely even need to spec into it
      Arcane and Dragon Cult Chads can't stop winning.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >eat a bunch of dragon hearts
        >just get stupid eyes instead of turning into the dragon
        Lame, I can't believe the DS3 dragon form was so shit they just gave up

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The message of all the games is you can't actually become a dragon unless you were born one.
          ER is the inevitable logical conclusion. That is why dragon shit has always been called a cult and not a religion. You were always misguided, ER had to spell it out plainly for the morons.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I fricking know you turn into a wyrm that's why I posted it.

            Dragon Cult in ER=/=Dragon cult in Souls
            ER dragon cultist evenually turn into those moronic magma wyrms, not that ugly scaly bait from Souls

            I assume there's more humanoid early stages, they don't just wake up one day as fat ass wyrms. The player character themselves just start with eyes.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You obviously don't get it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No you're just being moronic, turning into a failed pseudo "dragon" isn't even a concept exclusive to Elden Ring

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know.

                The message of all the games is you can't actually become a dragon unless you were born one.
                ER is the inevitable logical conclusion. That is why dragon shit has always been called a cult and not a religion. You were always misguided, ER had to spell it out plainly for the morons.

                Why did it take you like 7 releases to get the point?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dragon Cult in ER=/=Dragon cult in Souls
          ER dragon cultist evenually turn into those moronic magma wyrms, not that ugly scaly bait from Souls

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But I wanted to turn into a moronic wyrm.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dragon form was always trash
          The Communion spells are actually good, fun to use and not a lame glass cannon mode and they don't override fashion/build variety

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They won't address any white gaps in the base game (Melina), nor will they fix the bare-bones shitty side quests that all end the same. I have zero interest in this DLC. They had such a rich, interesting and underutilized world and instead of fixing it, they'll just introduce a three totally new zones and call it a day.

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get summoned for boss
    >slap boss on ass
    >boss chases after me
    >host slaps boss on ass
    >boss chases after host
    >slap boss on ass
    it’s been this simple since DS3

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Riveting gameplay.

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes and I hope there's glitches that let me skip hard bosses. To this day I haven't beaten Mohg legit, and Malenia took me so many tries that I don't consider myself winning, even if I did.

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I CAN'T WAIT TO RIDE MY HORSE FOR 14 HOURS IN AN EMPTY WORLD AGAIN AHAHAH CANT WAIT

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So how do you guys think they will top Malenia?
    >inb4 it would an optional boss
    >Ghost Malenia+Miquella
    Wait thinking about it, it might be too weird since we haven't fought two shard-bearers at once.

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know what build to make
    I'm thinking something faith related But I don't know how the stat spread would be

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All into faith, just have faith you won’t get it hit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just pick your seal and it will guide your stat spread. Mostly that's pure faith. But you have the Clawmark seal for a Strength build with a little incantation utility (25 for Golden Vow is a good breakpoint), or Dragon Communion if you want a Breath and/or Bleed hybrid Arc build. Golden Order Seal is only for Level 200+ 80/80 builds.

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can we marry Miquella at least?

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People praise From games for their difficulty and combat, but when you watch "pro" gameplay it's always the same one dimensional shit.
    >naked dude with funny hat parries the same memorised animations
    Sekiro looks more flashy but I'm not sure there's really more going on.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sekiro looks more flashy but I'm not sure there's really more going on
      Significantly less, actually. In Souls you typically have to at least roll in a direction and occasionally flee an AoE. Sekiro is literally nothing but pressing the parry button.

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to suck Marika's wiener and balls.

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post your predictions for the DLC patch

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mesmer won't be that hard, he'll be fought midway through just like Artorias
      >Miquella is a dickhead with good intentions
      >Melina will show up
      >Godwyn's boss fight will be complete bullshit
      >sleep builds will be terrible
      >faithCHADS will be the biggest winners content
      wise

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I said PATCH, not the DLC itself

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No takesies backsies

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is no way Mesmer is not going to have at least 2 phases. I've lost all faith in From having any actual sense of restraint in designing their central setpiece bosses to not pull out multiphase bullshit. That's just how they do boss difficulty by default now. Multiple phases.
        Hell, with how much insane powercreep there is in Elden Ring, I genuinely would not be surprised if Mesmer was the first 5 phase boss we have in the series (dethroning Ishin's 4 phases).

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They always went balls to the walls with their DLCs, no one expected Friede to have 3 phases or the Kos Orphan to be this fast

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That wasn't the case with Artorias of the Abyss. Yeah he had some flashy combos, but it still was the restrained design that was consistent with DS1's world. All bosses only had ONE phase.
            Even DS2's DLC was more grounded in the boss moveset. Bosses either had one phase or a mid-healthbar transition, like Fume Knight. But not multiple healthbar phases.
            They didn't go woohoo anime wahoo for DLC until Bloodborne, with Ludwig having 2 health bars. Then DS3 had multiple DLC bosses with double healthbars.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Ludwig having 2 health bars
              Ludwig has 1 healthbar he just changes name (and moveset)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I still strongly believe Melina is St. Trina and is the female half of Miquella, who was a Rebis like Marika. Torrent was Miquella's horse and Melina as St. Trina was Ranni's former master, hence their similar appearances and Ranni using sleep magic to put Kale to sleep. It ties to Melina being able to put (You) to sleep before teleporting you to Farum Azula and an heroing, the scarred-eye face on St. Trina's torch, and the fact Melina is so fricking weird. She was always someone else's shadow. The shadow of Miquella's light, a lurking dagger in the dark, the watching half-sleeper who rouses the Tarnished from slumber, etc. Melina is the Shadow of the Erdtree

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Unironically imagine fricking Melina and Miquella in the ass as they keep shifying between each other.

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just gonna use deaths poker.

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I start a character now, will I make it before the DLC launches?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No
      Give it up anon it’s over, you will never get the Elden Ring now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just do the Mogh Blood Palace Out of Bounds Runes glitch for a while and you'll have a high level character in no time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yea sure they still haven't patched the latest exploits so you can still easily kill Mohg without fighting him.

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Personally I'm hoping for FTH/INT options because I want to run a build like that but I don't wanna use Sword of Night and Flame again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's called Int/Fth

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        INT/FTH my balls

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think that weapon is?
    >Greatsword?
    >Ultra Greatsword?
    >Great Spear?
    >New Swordspear class?
    Whatever it is I want it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone forgets about heavy thrusting swords.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Luv me godskin stitcher

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a Lance-style Great Spear to me.

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I played tunic recently.

    The stone spider boss thing was a most intuitive and fun fight than every boss in elden ring.

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shadow of the Floptree

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I still strongly believe Melina is St. Trina and is the female half of Miquella, who was a Rebis like Marika
    That's incorrect
    we already went through this stop shitting up the threads with your garbage.

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >BHS is a gimmick

    I guess everything that isn't regular dodging is a gimmick.
    Never mind that you can literally put BHS on nearly all weapon classes in the game, making it a versatile Ash of War that can work with 99% of builds.
    Never mind that the easy swappable nature of AOWs is designed precisely to allow players to quickly adjust their weapons and playstyles to fit whatever challenge is being put in front of them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BHS isn't a gimmick.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you understand what greentexting is? I was responding to the moron above me who implied that using BHS was a gimmicky solution to dealing with Malenia's Waterfowl Dance. I simply just didn't want to give the moron a (you).

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is nothing wrong with delayed hits, it's to punish just roll spamming (something you fricks always complain about) the moves are still choreographed so it's literally a skill issue if you get shit on by them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The issue is
      >delayed hit with arbitrary timing stops rollspam
      >game has an input buffer of approx. 3 years
      >delayed hits often make zero sense for so-called “honest” play too
      >correct answers for the shitty bosses are always circlestrafe until it’s actually your turn or run away to the same effect
      they had something good going with jumps and guard counters but then didn’t follow through enough with them so they’re mostly for showing off rather than a way to surmount garbage

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >There is nothing wrong with delayed hits
      If you like trial and error gameplay, rather than tactics, reactivity, and adaptation, then sure.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he claims to be a tactician but he can't deal with delayed attacks
        How about you keep a distance for a bit and read the movements of the boss before going unga bunga right away?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >using your bg3 diction in an ER thread
          why?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What the frick are you talking about, i never even played that game. How come every single discussion about any game on this board always comes back to that game now?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Dragonirian is why. They are talking about tactician mode over there and all of a sudden people are talking about tacticians here. Strange word you wouldn't see both places unless the same mind was typing them out.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I see, i don't really think tactician is a strange and uncommon word though but at least that gives it some context and reason. Don't know who Dragonirian is though

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dragonirian is some steam user this schizo hyperfixated on.
                Usual tactic of this schizo is to post some bait, wait until somebody call him out and then blame the steam user for everything.
                If you search Dragonirian in the archive you will see he slammed his name over a thousand times in just several months.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Good odds this is dragonirian crying about how we bully him

                wew lad 61,000 times

                >61k erics

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Good odds this is dragonirian crying about how we bully him constantly.

                Remember when he tried to tripgay to white knight for himself?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's a terminally online mental reject that samegay spams threads here for attention as his entire life's goal. Some people call him eric because he spams the catalogue with "why botw/totk is terrible" threads and then talks to himself for hours. He repeats this formula across many videogames and topics. For example he does it a lot with bethesda titles and fromsoft titles. Dragonirian is a boogeyman from his seamless coop spam threads where he samegay talks to himself. It's pretty much impossible to determine if he actually talked to this person or if he randomly started stalking their social media and posting them as a scapegoat for his own spam.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Good odds this is dragonirian crying about how we bully him constantly.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Eric can't be every single schizo spammer on this site Anon, you can't keep blaming Eric for absolutely everything

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah it's almost like as soon as his souls spam stops he moves onto his zelda spam, or he moves on to his fallout or elder scrolls spam or he moves on to some other moronic topic

                It's very obvious it's one person

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We get how dragonirian posts anon you don't need to explain it to us.
                If you post at him in broken russian it really pisses him off.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Remember when you linked to proof of this dragonirian guy existing and it was just a post of yours linking to his steam profile again?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You talking about dragonirian?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No not really

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >dragonirian guy existing
                >image shows him logged into his yt and putting his post number in the bar
                kek orbital glassing

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So it's possible you talked to a real person in your seamless coop spam threads where you talk to yourself? that's quite the achievement

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thats great dragonirian!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So by you admitting you possible talked to a real person once you're also admitting that you're the same guy I was talking about that makes samegay spam threads about moronic topics, like seamless coop?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No dragoniki

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                To segue into your "motivations" as a samegay spammer having somebody take your bait, like say, and elden ring pvper, is a huge win to you, right?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                pic shows him visiting this place once and them pushing your shit back in.

                In the original thread, which you can find in the archive by copying this image in the search and going to the first one, this schizo got slapped by the guy he stalks and gets quiet real quick.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                okay

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And what is this pic supposed to show aside from you saving it to your PC because you just seethe so much about it?
                All I see is a based red man making crybabies like you cry harder.
                And you seem to have become more active as DLC release is getting closer.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tactics, reactivity, and adaptation
        Lol. Without some delayed hits it's ALL reaction. People are just unhappy at having to retrain muscle memory.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        “Learning” anything in elden ring is a series of instant death attacks that are more akin to Trap Adventure 2.

        Delayed attacks are moronation

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Marika was married to the GAQ, they had a baby somehow (magic, whatever), Marika sacrificed the baby to become a god, GAQ tried to get revenge but Maliketh defeat her and made her forget everything, GAQ is Melina.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gloom Assed Queen?

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is catch flame OP?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's very good. But, I wouldn't call it OP. It's the faith version of the magic melee attack. It's fast and has great damage but you'll still need to know how to dodge enemies since it requires you to be on their ass.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you're looking for an amazing flame spell try Black Flame, it's SSS tier both in damage and utility

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    guys, fires deadly sin + cold infused weapons.
    worth a try? which weapons to use? stats?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seems like it's more trouble than its worth for "Bad Bloodloss." The 20% damage boost from frostbite is quite good on it's own. Jumping through hoops to get an extra 7% max hp faster isn't really worth it IMO. Especially with the ramping cost.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fair. now, is the frost buildup from the royal gs good enough on its own?
        I would rather not cast shit to get the frostbite proc off

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You could always use freezing pots as backup. Rimed Crystal Buds are farmable.

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i want more red lightning stuff

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick that, I want more Frozen Lightning stuff. The concept is rad as hell.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >make red lightning the Dex lightning infusion
      >make yellow lighting the full Faith infusion
      >make frozen lightning the balanced lighting-common scaling infusion

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    most fun way to play boss fights tbh?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fat rolling with a medium shield

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i said fun not cancer, also parrying with medium?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      STR/FTH with a greatsword

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he said fun, not boring

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you're boring

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            your mom is a boeing

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              source?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Charged R2s with colossal

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      personally
      fist weapons like star fist with bull goat armor and cragblade
      using purely charge attacks with axe talisman and charge physick

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need to actually finish this before the DLC drops, what build should I use

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the one where you use whatever you end up liking the most

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    take the flasks-on-the-dpad pill for your DLC run

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I run consumes and other items there

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And as you can notice, this schizo just calls everybody who calls him out Dragonirian.
    Everyone who disagrees with him is Dragonirian.
    Try it yourself and you will become him too.
    Also this schizo eternally seethes about being called eric for some moronic reason. Has been seething for several years.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      100% chance he is talking to dragonirian.
      When the new runs off you you'll see what everyone else sees.
      >continues to white knight for a lolcow
      this is something no one does, that is how anons know it is dragonirian.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no you are dragonirian
        >no he is
        >no that one
        You really are a schizo

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >continues to white knight for a lolcow
          lol

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But you're far far worse eric

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >sixty one thousand and ten!

              And what is this pic supposed to show aside from you saving it to your PC because you just seethe so much about it?
              All I see is a based red man making crybabies like you cry harder.
              And you seem to have become more active as DLC release is getting closer.

              lol

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How many posts have you made here eric? I met a crazy person on /vg/ that had made over 40,000 posts in like 3 years

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >sixty one thousand one hundred and ten!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >lol
                Went defensive huh. Can't say or do shit except impotently seethe forever about someone's youtube channel and accusing everybody who is tired of your shit to be the guy you're obsessed with. You are just tiresome. It's the only reason people call you out, moron.

              • 3 weeks ago
                arcanemaxxer

                >defensive
                Projecting again totally not dragonirian.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >h-heh, you are him!
                I was "white knighting a lolcow" a moment ago and now I got promoted! Nice.
                You are so blatantly seething. I can literally feel how you're holding back tears.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Which is his goal, keep in mind he's been doing this for probably 15 years here, he literally has no goals or motivations. He's hacked his own brain to do nothing but shitpost and talk to himself

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We know dragonirian has been doing this for at least a decade.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How's that eric? You just started talking about him like a month ago

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He has been doing it his entire life essentially. The guy is only 29 and has been doing the same thing fo 15 years so more than half his life.

                How's that eric? You just started talking about him like a month ago

                >sixty one thousand two hundred and ten!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He only started posting his webms recently, judging by the pic you're seething about in the archive.
                Do you have any, literally any evidence of that being the same guy? Or do you just name everyone who you disagree with your current scapegoat?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit. And now he tries to pin those 15 years of people calling him eric to some youtuber?
                Truly peak mental disorder

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well I don't think peopel calling him eric has been around for 15 years, you can however go back in the archives and find him samegay spamming various launch threads with various boogeyman names he made up as far as the archives go

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He even stalks his steam profile this time too.
                What did the toober even do to catch his attention?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >What did the toober even do to catch his attention?

                okay

                he spams a lot of anons bully him.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Eric samegay spams flamewar threads to bait people into giving him attention, particularly people who feel strongly about something. He then samegay spam dogpiles them to make them feel attacked and then he posts the same OP picture to every thread to try and attract them back.

                Then he gives them a name and starts samegayging their name everywhere for months, often blaming his own spam in other unrelated threads on them. When people ask him for evidence he points back to his own samegay spam threads triumphantly as if anybody but a terminally mentally ill person would consider that proof of anything

                In the archive I only see that one pic and it's just webms.
                Do you feel strongly about that pic?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's why I'm on the fence about this person being real, but regardless if the person is real eric is using him as a scapegoat to try and blame him for his own spamegay spam

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >That's why I'm on the fence about this person being real
                We already have proof he is real.

                >lolcow
                you are the only person using that word on the entire board.
                you out yourself with it and the exact same behavior every time.

                Thats amazing bro

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >We already have proof
                Eric's posted gangstalked images of a random person's social media, that's not proof of anything

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >eric
                61,010

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes the guy that's spamming about some random social media account is eric, he loves stalking people

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Where did the eric name come from? I don't want to go trough 60k instances

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dragonirian does the same thing on Ganker using some italian anon. The name on the social media is Eric.
                His gimmicks are basing a persona on Bazztek and then killing off the persona when it becomes an issue for him. He has tried to fake dox eric already.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Eric's a name he got from his samegay spammed botw threads, you'll notice his rabid hatred of anything nintendo or zelda

                Dragonirian saw it on a twitter handle he was using to strawman on Ganker.
                No one does the eric thing so if you see it it is 100% dragonirian.
                You see it show up in FS threads, BG3, and Nintendo stuff.
                He covers anything rpg related with his russian insanity.

                Dragonirian fell in love with Barry stuff and tried to relive that infinite times.
                >eric
                >fabio
                >dennis
                >darren
                >ranjeesh
                >farquaad
                He has done this a lot.

                That is 4 completely different backstories alluding to random shit I know nothing about.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That is really cool anon.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes you can obviously tell that one person is samegayging (replying to you multiple times)

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Eric's a name he got from his samegay spammed botw threads, you'll notice his rabid hatred of anything nintendo or zelda

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dragonirian saw it on a twitter handle he was using to strawman on Ganker.
                No one does the eric thing so if you see it it is 100% dragonirian.
                You see it show up in FS threads, BG3, and Nintendo stuff.
                He covers anything rpg related with his russian insanity.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dragonirian fell in love with Barry stuff and tried to relive that infinite times.
                >eric
                >fabio
                >dennis
                >darren
                >ranjeesh
                >farquaad
                He has done this a lot.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He is incapable of not doing it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >to try and blame him for his own spamegay spam
                But why
                Can't he just keep samegayging instead of obsessing over random people?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Eric's constantly trying to convince people there's some sort of clandestine group out to get them, I think this is how he snags followers who perpetuate his bullshit

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Eric samegay spams flamewar threads to bait people into giving him attention, particularly people who feel strongly about something. He then samegay spam dogpiles them to make them feel attacked and then he posts the same OP picture to every thread to try and attract them back.

                Then he gives them a name and starts samegayging their name everywhere for months, often blaming his own spam in other unrelated threads on them. When people ask him for evidence he points back to his own samegay spam threads triumphantly as if anybody but a terminally mentally ill person would consider that proof of anything

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >keeps trying to shake lolcow status to someone else but himself

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fromsoft fans are disproportionately mentally ill (trans, autistic, schizophrenic, general neurodivergence). We can speculate on why this is, but the end result is every thread is inevitablely filled with schizobabble. Who the frick knows if it's one guy samegayging or a gaggle of schizos.

      It's all totally incoherent and I can't for the life of me figure out who is who and what the frick point they are even arguing, if the two named people are the same person, different people, rivals or friends. Frick it could be some guy with autism samegayging and calling himself out for samegayging to boost his own popularity.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's all totally incoherent and I can't for the life of me figure out who is who and what the frick point they are even arguing
        Looks like anons making fun of the lolcow dragonirian (again).

        [...]
        In the archive I only see that one pic and it's just webms.
        Do you feel strongly about that pic?

        That's great m8

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >lolcow
          you are the only person using that word on the entire board.
          you out yourself with it and the exact same behavior every time.

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Co-director is Dark Souls 3 DLCs main designer and Elden Ring combat/enemy/gameplay design director
    >Miquella is Lothric 2.0
    >Messmer's Flame is colored like Midir's corrupted dragon breath
    You just know it will be kino of the highest Order. The Eclipse, the Flame imbued with serpent shaped Darkness,... We are so fricking back Gankerros.

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dragonirian talking to himself again
    oh boy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He probably doesn't notice he is misspelling the same word in each post yet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anons tricked him into it, we now have about an hour of peace before he gets tired of talking to himself.

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to invade in the DLC and get hate mail. Will call my haters goys, show my kippah and say they're cattle that exist for me to slay in the shadow realm. Honestly the best part of invading is the slim chance that someone just stops playing the game because of you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey is this also dragonirian?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah I'm pretty sure Dragonirian is a goy. I actually invaded with him once, I'll look for the clips but he SUCKS.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He won't accept duel invites from Ganker because we clown him and he knows someone is going to record it.

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw finished a second playthrough and got two characters ready for the dlc
    >elden ring threads every day making me want to start a third character
    >remember all the shit I gotta run around and find again
    >mfw

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    honestly i was expecting some leaks by now

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >3 weeks left

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a point where you're basically locked out of pvp in this game if you level your weapon up to max level, or is it okay?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Is there a point where you're basically locked out of pvp in this game if you level your weapon up to max level
      no

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cool thanks

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