Elden Ring DLC

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    zero hype

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      game is so broken the dlc will not be challenging in the least
      dlc is only fun when you think you might get your ass kicked

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought I was alone in thinking this

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Actually they made an entire series based on providing this experience

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        theres some sort of new system they are introducing that makes you get stronger only within the DLC. No idea what it is but they are trying not to make it a cakewalk I guess. Probably will be shit anyways tho

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That will not fix all the unbalanced and OP shit in the game.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't see how unless they do something like strip the player of all their gear and flask stuff. I don't think FROM has the balls to do that though (but they should).

          There are just too many OP combinations of stuff in elden ring and the game is so totally solved that the ONLY way to make the DLC challenging is to either strip player power or make default enemies and bosses hyperspeed giga homies

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why does it need to be challenging? Why does it need to fulfill this arbitrary criterion? It can interesting and FUN without being "le heckin prepare to die xD"

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Because in order for the game to be fun you need to be challenged by it. If you are not challenged you might as well go watch a movie or jerk off.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No you don't. There are many games that are fun and interesting despite not being challenging.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >There are many games that are fun and interesting despite not being challenging.
                Such as?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Almost everything if we're using Elden Ring as our yardstick—even Dark Souls 1, which never explicitly set out to be challenging. If we take stock of all the greatest games and what makes them great, "difficulty" is not something that matters.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >even Dark Souls 1, which never explicitly set out to be challenging
                ... on opposite day.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                in this game your build is the difficulty settings
                it's not the game's fault if you choose for it to not be challening

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Finding and using the best build for every given situation is one of the main fun factors in RPGs though. Shooting yourself in the foot and fighting with bear hands because it makes the game harder isn't fun either.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Shooting yourself in the foot and fighting with bear hands because it makes the game harder isn't fun either.
                For you.

                I liked Crossbreed Priscilla out of all the mainline souls girls despite having less lines than them. FS knows how to design them but they keep wasting their potential for no reason.

                Priscilla was originally intended to be the female companion that has story relevance and follows you the whole game. They cut all of that. So now she's just a cute young footbawd in the Painted World of Dindoonothins

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no qt giant girl to follow you around and fight bosses with.
                Frick Fromsoft and that hack Miyazaki

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >giant
                She was going to be fun-sized in the original design. Even from those who have nothing, everything will be taken.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Elden Ring is a very easy game. Nothing in the game challenged me, but I still had fun.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you know they're going for the latter

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think it's a system where you just won't do damage at all and everything one shots you.
            So, not that different I guess.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          probably praying to estrogen founts.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People wondering about the lore, length and whatnot while I am flabbergasted at the idea of 20+ hours of content with ER's endgame player powercreep. It's such a balance conundrum I can't wrap my head around how From could possibly go about mitigating it without gutting everything. Balancing the enemies around the most powerful builds would also be terrible because they would then become nightmare mode for any playstyle that does less than two thousand damage per opening. Game's a mess but I can't lie, I look forward to seeing people just annihilate the big scary DLC bosses. It's going to be a comedy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Someone hasnt been reading the interviews.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You mean whatever the Sekiro scaling is going to be? Irrelevant, I predict it's just going to be a poor simulation of weapon upgrades/level ups that simply makes the game harder if you skip areas and bosses. So long as you clear everything in the right order it's going to be a base experience

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah the games a bit too easy to break. Pretty much every single stat has a way of decimating every single boss. Buff stacking is probably overtuned. Even bloating your defenses with consumables/spells/talismans is pretty effective. Still looking forward to all the cool shit we'll get to use at least.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's bound to be a blast if you can restrain yourself, which is what I am going to do. Just cheesing everything in your path kind of ruins the impact of discovering/reaching a boss or tough encounters imo

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Every From game is easy to break if you have enough knowledge, including Armored Core. Elden Ring might have way more options, but the point still stands: it's up to (you) how hard you want it to be. I've even stopped using physicks and status effects, while prioritizing fashion over fat armor

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think what exacerbates Elden Ring's breaking is the posture break mechanic. Imo the values are in dire need of tweaking in the DLC because CC locking bosses and enemies is too easy. It's a good mechanic early on and helps a great deal against elite enemies given your low damage. But towards endgame there is nothing that can survive a posture break into whatever followup you have,

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The posture/stance breaking has no place in ER imo. It worked in Sekiro due to its combat system with deflecting and very clearly telling the player that the only tangible way to damage an enemy is by breaking their posture. In ER, being essentially DS3.5, the combat is still just "hit it until it dies" with the extra mechanic of sometimes doing way more damage than you need to. It's the same reason why ACS in AC6 is overkill, it just breaks the combat and makes it a damage race. Sekiro is a great game, but it has been a disaster for modern action game combat.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I agree, the fact that the mechanic is supposedly so centric to the gameplay without even having a visual indication of the progress you are making only shows it's a rather half-assed system. In terms of functionality I'd much rather it worked like it does on Tree Sentinel bosses, where it just gives you a freebie and sends the boss reeling while keeping the flow of combat. No shitty invulnerability during the animation and as the boss is getting up. I also don't like how the stagger denies me my launches and splats, it's so unsatisfying and awkward to see

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah it's mostly just a free riposte with no setup unlike a parry or backstab

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The guaranteed interruption of enemy attacks is good enough reward as it is

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >its just hit it until it dies-

                So you're against the devs giving players more options to defeat bosses other than R1 and roll? Stagger meter rewards players who do jumping attacks, strong attacks, and keeping up pressure.

                It's just a stupid complaint about a game that is all about giving players options to defeat bosses.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I knew he wasn't an intellectual powerhouse when he said that crush-counters "require no setup and only lead to a free riposte" and that's completely different than backstabs and parries

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >rewards players
                for doing shit, they were gonna do anyway?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this entire discussion is moronic
          were you not around for previous titles and their dlcs?
          there is recommended level for dlc, its up to you to set the difficulty level of your game in the first place
          if you have broken build and find no challenge miserable, get this, you can choose not to use it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This one is literally being designed with a walled garden parallel progression system, level will not matter beyond pvp and weapon stat requirements

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yea
              even less reasons to give a frick about "breaking" the game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because in order for the game to be fun you need to be challenged by it. If you are not challenged you might as well go watch a movie or jerk off.

        People wondering about the lore, length and whatnot while I am flabbergasted at the idea of 20+ hours of content with ER's endgame player powercreep. It's such a balance conundrum I can't wrap my head around how From could possibly go about mitigating it without gutting everything. Balancing the enemies around the most powerful builds would also be terrible because they would then become nightmare mode for any playstyle that does less than two thousand damage per opening. Game's a mess but I can't lie, I look forward to seeing people just annihilate the big scary DLC bosses. It's going to be a comedy

        Yeah the games a bit too easy to break. Pretty much every single stat has a way of decimating every single boss. Buff stacking is probably overtuned. Even bloating your defenses with consumables/spells/talismans is pretty effective. Still looking forward to all the cool shit we'll get to use at least.

        So then just don't break the game? You're complaining about an issue you can easily fix yourself.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You don't need to "break it" to do absurd amounts of damage. Pretty sure he was saying that damage is cracked in the base game. And it is.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So just don't do absurd damage if it bothers you? I don't understand the problem

            What I do won't stop utter shit quality discussion and you didn't beat it droning. I have a bunch of fun themed builds ready for the DLC so bad balance has never been a problem for me, only for the discussion about the game

            The game is as easy or as hard as you make it. Run around as a wretch if you feel like it's too easy. Cap all your stats at 20

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nah I never said it bothers me. The game is fun because it's so easy to break. Doing 5k damage with a large club doesn't get old. Was only agreeing that the DLC probably won't be a challenge, if you play as intended anyway.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They'd better not give bosses long powerup animations like Radahn's cragblades and Mohg's countdown or else they will just get butchered before the animations finish lmao

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What I do won't stop utter shit quality discussion and you didn't beat it droning. I have a bunch of fun themed builds ready for the DLC so bad balance has never been a problem for me, only for the discussion about the game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So go in the DLC area early, do the Red Finger quest so you can beat Mohg early and get to the DLC area from the egg.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I yearn for more balanced experience. ER's endgame was miserable.People meme about ADP all the time but vigor is ER's ADP.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Vigor is ER's vigor.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, it's a crutch.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yes yes I know leveling anything is a crutch and you Didn't Beat It if you used anything but your starter gear. moron

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you so defensive, lol? It IS an absolute crutch if you're a first time player in ER, just like ADP is in DS2. I could play the entirety of DS3 blindly as mage with only 20 vigor on board while not getting one shot. Here it spikes so much that random pebble can take you down at certain point in game. There is no point in denying that, ER is poorly balanced.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Why are you so defensive
                It's offense, I am calling you a moron
                >I could play the entirety of DS3 blindly as mage with only 20 vigor on board while not getting one shot
                some enemies could definitely one shot you
                >Here it spikes so much that random pebble can take you down at certain point in game
                so what? all of these games would have enemies one shot you if you don't level vigor
                >ER is poorly balanced.
                ER is fairly balanced.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >nuh uh!! moron!!
                I guess there is no reason to speak with someone who has nothing to say.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >>nuh uh!! moron!!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Evidence: play the fricking game.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i dont hafta support mah point, just educate yaself crakkka ahh bigot
                Why is modern Ganker so brown?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                30 is more than enough vigor for the endgame

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NOO!!! WHY DOES THIS GAME WITH 350 WEAPONS, ASHES OF WAR, POWERSTANCING, POSTURE SYSTEM, ELEMENTAL DAMAGE, EFFECTS, CONSUMABLES, BUFFS, LEVELS AND OTHER RPG ELEMENTS NOT HAVE THE SAME BALANCED EXPERIENCE AS SEKIRO WHICH HAS NO VARIETY AT ALL?? WHY WHY WHY!!! WHY DID THEY GIVE US AN ADVENTURE RPG INSTEAD OF AN ACTION ADVENTURE??? I CANNOT DIFFERENTIATE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THOSE TWO!!!!!!! ALL I TAKE ABOUT ARE ZOOM ZOOM ADHD BOSSES!!!!!
          moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm going to go into the DLC on a NG+7 game. I will be the first to actually beat the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But enough MH Wilds.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Except there's no waifu in this dlc except the two trannies featured.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There’s been nine threads a day about it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Same for Elden Ring

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then why did I take a week off?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every streamer and their mom will be playing the dlc day 1 anon. Good or not, get ready for the game to be talked about everywhere, even here in /vg/

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How did v take it when Blood and Wine kept getting goty awards? I feel like a repeat is coming.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You feel like the Witcher 3 is going to beat Elden Ring's DLC for goty nominations?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No I'm saying Blood and Wine was getting a lot of GOTY noms and some awards as a DLC. I feel like Shadow of the Erdtree might end up the same. So I asked how v reacted to B&W being nominated at the time.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              When Witcher 3 came out originally it was battled by Bloodborne and true scholars knew Bloodborne was superior. It looks like Blood and Wine was going against Dark Souls 3, which is a much easier fight for Witch-breasts to win. Unironically who does Shadow of the Erdtree even have to compete with?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Unironically who does Shadow of the Erdtree even have to compete with?
                Dragon's Dogma 2 but it's a fail so now ER DLC is the best video game content of the year

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KINO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I really love Messmer's presence in this DLC. Just a demigod in his prime, engaging in an active campaign to raze and lay claim to any land he sees as unoccupied. I wish I could be that magnificent of a bastard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All I'm seeing is some weakling I'll clobber because I'm THE STRONGEST.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based on our headcannon theories, do we think Messmer is the Myrmidon of Loss? Or is he Zanzibart?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Such a kino grid, the last one is some eclipse shit

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Miquella being Tarnished
    >Miquella thinking there are lesser races instead of oppressed ones

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope the DLC offers some new bonks since my strength build is the only one ready (don't like sorcery, I suck with faith and dex builds are clutch so I only have the bow build which sucks because all the good damage bows are str anyway)

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think that its plausible that Omen horns were prized before the age of the current Tree? The most prominent Omens are descendants of the Golden Lineage and the product of a God mating with a mortal, so maybe at one point they were seen as a good thing?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a horrible curse by a pain loving goddess.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will we see interesting boss arenas in the Elden Ring DLC, or it will be the same boring empty circle/rectangle from the base game?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would have made more sense to use radagon or marika

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do japs like blonde farm girls so much?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should I kill everything up until Radagon before the DLC or just Mohg? Im worried about missing Melina dialogue in the DLC because I killed her in main game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kill everything but Radagon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They said the dlc wont affect the base game or its endings, so up to radagon should be fine.
      Maybe leave Malenia alone just in case.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's literally a scene with Melina at Mohg's arena in the teaser dlc.
        Best to not burn her yet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Melina might get extra dialogue a la Yuria in DS3, so defeating Mohg is probably the safer option.

      There's literally a scene with Melina at Mohg's arena in the teaser dlc.
      Best to not burn her yet.

      That's not Melina's outfit, anon.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >used to please my autism by watching dark souls 3 boss vs boss
    >always kinda seethed that Bosses have such cool movesets to interact with the world while the player can only get scraps of these
    >Cinders mod for DS3 pleased my autism a little bit by giving spears/halbards Gundyr's kino kick
    >Elden Ring gives you so many options for kino "movesets" with the ashes of war and spells

    even dark souls 1 knew movesets were cool, like there being a swinging katana AND an iato

    I hope the kick weapon is cool, thank u for reading my blog

    also the lore is going to suck so don't even be excited for it
    miquella, the only real meaningful part about this DLC that isn't exclusively gameplay, can only show up in 3 ways:
    >doesn't make an appearance
    >makes an appearance
    >interact-able for the entirety of the DLC
    it will not be option 3

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >miquella, the only real meaningful part about this DLC that isn't exclusively gameplay, can only show up in 3 ways:
      >doesn't make an appearance
      >makes an appearance
      >interact-able for the entirety of the DLC
      it will not be option 3.
      He's Griffith from Berserk/Satan from Devilman, he's going to be an npc you can interact first, btu the final boss is going to be his Femto form or something.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's probably what it's going to be. "femboy does something horrific, turns into a divine abomination" is alwas fun

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sometimes I wish 3 was never made. I remembered how good we had it before.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            DS3 might be the most forgettable of the souls games, I can't remember a single NPC aside of the firekeeper

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sometimes I wish 3 was never made. I remembered how good we had it before.

              I don't even remember the firekeeper
              even ds2 was more memorable but maybe that's because I was hyped as frick after ds1

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >remembers Shanalotte's BEARER, SEEK, SEEK, LEST
                >doesn't remember blind goth gf's "I tend to the flame, and tend to thee."
                Gone hollow already?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                All I remember is
                SOUL OF THE LOST, WITHDRAWN FROM ITS VESSEL
                SOUL OF THE MIND, KEY TO LIFE'S ETHER
                LET STRENGTH BE GRANTED SO THE WORLD MIGHT BE MENDED
                SO THE WORLD MIGHT BE MENDED

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Art thou done?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I liked Crossbreed Priscilla out of all the mainline souls girls despite having less lines than them. FS knows how to design them but they keep wasting their potential for no reason.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                DaS3 Firekeeper is just poor man's Maiden in Black.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And what does that make Shanalotte? Good Will Priscilla + a bonfire?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            "Before" we had dogshit2, the opposite of "good"

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I used to think Miyazaki was cool for things like this, but now that I'm almost 30, I think he's a hack.
          Man needs to grow up and create real NPCs, as far as I can tell there's no real punishment for Elden Ring if you just kill everyone if you want their shit, and in fact, that's actually meta
          why stop at five or six stores when you can kill every merchant in the game and merely visit one store?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hacks are people who think of themselves as god. No way did Miyazaki implied that his shit was revolutionary nor invented anything.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >what if I aggressively misunderstand your point? Huh? What about that?

              Seek psychiatric help immediately.

              no u, b***h

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Seek psychiatric help immediately.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Some of them are easy to access at least so I leave them be. Frick that merchant in Mohg's shit cave though. Death every time.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's so people won't throw a hissy fit when they inevitably kill the wrong npc and get locked out of items for the playthrough. Demon's and DS1 had actual consequences like that so it's unlikely it's Miyazaki.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dumb homosexual. Evil SHOULD be rewarded, SHOULD be enticing. Makes no sense otherwise.
            This is a video game, not a picture book for teaching Good Morals to children. You don't deserve good vidya, go away and eat shit. Play the new spider man or something

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i'm on my first playthrough and just finished that area yesterday, DS3 is such a great game. How was DS2 so awful

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I hope you are enjoying it, Anon. DS3 is an incredible game. I somehow have over 1500 hours in it, though I haven't played it since Elden Ring came out.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >"femboy does something horrific, turns into a divine abomination"
          True, but your pic wasn't a femboy doing something horrific. It was rapist black sludge using the dead femboy's corpse as a hat.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I relate to your blog anon, enemy movesets in From's games just work so nicely. I wish the player could reach the sheer style of some of the enemies in their games one day

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't make an appearance
      Do you actually think that's even a remote possibility, given that the DLC is accessed through his creepy hand?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nta but I foresee that last shot from the gameplay trailer to be the only direct Miquella appearance. We are following him just as we followed Gael 🙂

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's Marika though, homie.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Miquella is the last ER person to fit this pasta considering he made the Haligtree

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will we fight her in the DLC?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe via time travel like Placidusax. Marika probably fricking murdered the twinbirds/old religion and built a corpse wall and golden Erdtree from their juices.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shields are male bro. Only your crossbow gets a female name.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hype is back baby

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the objectively correct choice in who to kill?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sellen is cute and likes you why'd you kill her?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sellen is cute and likes you why'd you kill her?

      Whatever my beloved teacher desires

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What's the objectively correct choice in who to kill?
      Sellen, because ultimately Jerren is the most human between the two and Sellen final fate is depressing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jerren
      Sellen
      Are we sure they're not related?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sellen because she's cute and gives you shard spiral to obliterate dragons with
      Jerren on pure STR builds because he's the earliest you can get an ancient dragon smithing stone before morgott

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been trying a faith/str build and holy frick do massive weapon suck dick when you're levelling. I had to rely on the magma wyrm sword and I'm up to Radahn now.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Full price
    > DLC

    Shart of the Floptree.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not full price, $40
      >not dlc, an expansion
      Sorry, try again next time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why is it not dlc? dlc means downloadable content, moron.
        also, Ashes of Ariandel was called an expansion too and it only was like 2 hours long.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          then the main game is also DLC as you download it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that would be the case if it was only available on PC but consoles have physical copies.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Would you call Shadow of The Erdtree a DLC if they released it as a physical disk? And would it then be less bad in your opinion?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Would you call Shadow of The Erdtree a DLC if they released it as a physical disk? And would it then be less bad in your opinion?

              There are physical copies of the DLC as well. Or rather, a complete edition with both the base game and the expansion.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But that's the case for most DLCs.
                I don't get the people who instantly scoff at expansion packs, especially ones that clearly took a lot of time and effort to make. Does the term "DLC" activate some trigger in their circuitry that causes them to be angry no matter what? Can they legitimately not see the difference between Horse Armor and The Old Hunters?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hot goth witch getting raped in a tower forever
    Yep, it's hero-ing time.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UUOOOOOOHHHHHHHH ELDEN RING
    shattered by... someone... or something...
    UUOOOOOOHHHHHHHH THE LOATHSOME MIQUELLA-SNIFFER

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KINO SOVL

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    zanzibarto...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those spirits of noblemen are so fricking funny. Absolute shitters.

      >What's the objectively correct choice in who to kill?
      Sellen, because ultimately Jerren is the most human between the two and Sellen final fate is depressing.

      Hey pal, you're acting like you tripped my wife.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry but its the truth, Jerren is morally correct in killing her.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >morally correct
          Say that to my modified Great Runes, not in the Academy, and see what happens

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post more meli meli

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick should I do with all those runes? I don't want to go beyond lv70 and stopping myself to burn Melina hence restrict me from getting bell bearing smithing stone.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Buy spells
      Buy all armors

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Smithing stones I guess. You look like a pyro and I'm not really sure what else you'd need.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Buy spells
        Buy all armors

        I already bought them all.
        Spend it all to every merchant too. It still that much.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Start upgrading weapons

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nearly 100K peak people playing ER on Steam yesterday

    Damn people are hyped aren't they.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >only 100k
      That's not that big of a number is it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        100k players at the same time on a 2 year old primarily PvE game is pretty gud.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not when they're mostly shitskins and minorities

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            meds

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Lowest common denominator player bases don't count. It's like saying pokemon is a good game because they con children into buying the games

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                unironically meds

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Come on say something original shitskin moron

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah us as well

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Half that/half because of Kai Cenat
      >COD/2K monkey
      >dies 2000 times in his playthrough
      >"Elden Ring is the greatest game I've ever played"
      >will be going back to play other FROM titles
      Kinda based tbh

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Half because of the DLC/half because of Kai is what I meant

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is this one e-celeb really that influential?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's practically a celebrity now. No e required

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Miquella isn't Tarnished you triple Black person
    Revise your shit

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >miquella not being accepting of omen

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope we get Milli ashes

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >miquella is described to be so beautiful he could enchant anyone, even even he didn't want to
    >artist draws him with Black facial features
    what did he mean by this?

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should i start a new char now or wait for the DLC?
    Do we know if itll add anything to the base game?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just make a new character, get to ~lvl150, with a bunch of useful talismans. You can always respec later. It won't add anything to the base game or add a new ending.

      I would recommend doing the goldmask questline to get the perfected order ending as that's most in line with what Miquella wanted as it creates a protective barrier in the Elden Ring preventing the meddling of outer gods and some speculate it allows for the shunned races to be allowed grace and reincarnation.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna train his tight little Elden Ring

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SOURCE

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Source? I tried Google Images, Yandex, SauceNAO, and Tineye.

        I too am keen to know what Kind Miquella is doing in this image

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Source? I tried Google Images, Yandex, SauceNAO, and Tineye.

        [...]
        I too am keen to know what Kind Miquella is doing in this image

        https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=9986137

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not gay but I would

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're gay AND a pedophile.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks anon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          should i jerk off?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My homie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Source? I tried Google Images, Yandex, SauceNAO, and Tineye.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, just look through pictures of Miquella
        There are not that many

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going in with my Serpent-Hunter equipped bros, wish me luck

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Try using the L2, it penetrates HARD

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So does Miquella want to give souls back to those who live in the dead using the Eclipse which is why he wanted Radahn dead since he was preventing the stars from moving including the eclipse or does he want to kill all those who live in death because he made weapons and incantations effective in permanently putting them to rest?
    Seems like he was researching both possibilities as a way to end the problem to me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It seems like he first wanted to use the principles of golden order fundamentalism to put the undead to rest, but changed his mind and later wanted to use the eclipse to bring back the souls of the undead.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The tragedy of Miquella's character is him wanting everyone to be free from the meddling of the outer gods and having the free will to manage their own lives and destinies. Yet at the same time being so alluring and enchanting that anyone he interacts with immediately becomes bewitched by him and pledges their life in servitude for his goals.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people on Ganker obsessed with a game needing to be hard?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beating a hard game makes the victory rewarding, this is why no one replays movie games.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why seek reward in video games rather than from challenging tasks in real life?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're one dumb motherfricker.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Miquella's bare feet

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine worshipping a kid

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can't wait to see everyone wearing this armor set with white mask

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any bets on what her character will be? Kind but brainwashed fanatic or stern but willfully obedient?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Kind but brainwashed fanatic
        Definitely. She'll turn crazy once she realizes that Miquella is a dick and invade you right before the last boss, you'll get her armor set once you reload the game, did you rike?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you'll get her armor set once you reload the game
          besides that good enough i suppose

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what if she ends up being a femboy like everyone expects?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seeing how all the other demi-gods were moronic, Miquella was the best choice to follow. He was said to be exceedingly smart, kind, and beautiful.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is nothing more terrifying.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically me the second I get ahold of any of the armor from his fellowship of hoes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine worshipping anyone other than mommy Queen Eternal Marika.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fricks white little boys

        [...]
        [...]

        https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=9986137

        fricks white men

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop jacking off to boys

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many characters you guys will have ready for the DLC? I have my old squishy dex character ready and now I'm building glass cannon mage and shieldcuck tank with as much defense as possible.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I kind of want to wait till the DLC is out to make a new character since we won't know what kind of scaling the new weapons are gonna have until then (I really want to try the dueling shields) and we don't know if there will be anything new in the base game.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    miquella is the formless mother and behind all the omen shenanigans

    >miquella is formless and either gender he wants to be (st trina)
    >miquellas power is said to be the most terrifying of them all and is based on sleep
    >omen are known to have horrible nightmares
    >when do you get nightmares
    >when you are sleeping

    mohg kidnapping miquella was all part of his own plan

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and behind all the omen shenanigans
      Omen are probably the result of flaws in the reincarnation system since the wraiths they fart look very similar to deathblight mist.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Extreme reach. Miquella is bodyless just like Ranni or Malenia. Meaning either their bodies were destroyed or they found a way to separate their soul from it. His birth was well documented, while the Formless Mother is an outer god, a cosmic eldritch entity that rivals the Greater Will and other outer gods so it's unlikely Miquella is on equal terms with an outer god since he's still an Empyrean.
      Through cut content, we learn that Miquella's sleep power is terrifying because he can enter your dream and know your every desire through your subconsciousness. And that St. Trina developed sleep medicine to soothe those afflicted by frenzied flame to have a decent nights rest. Miquella as St. Trina likely only used his sleep powers for good.
      Mogh kidnaps Miquella because he needs an Empyrean so he can marry him as his Elden Lord and create an order of blood with the Formless Mother taking the Greater Will's position and Miquella taking Marika's.

      The only weird thing with Miquella and Omens is he created the Haligtree City as a safe haven for the shunned races yet while there were Misbegotten and Albunurics there. I don't think you find a single Omen in the city. So maybe finding out why is a good reason to explore the lore.

      >and behind all the omen shenanigans
      Omen are probably the result of flaws in the reincarnation system since the wraiths they fart look very similar to deathblight mist.

      Some Omens are natural defects while others are created by the Dung Eater through the defilement of their body and soul.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Miquella is Marika. They so many parallels that's going to lead back into Marika splitting off a portion of herself to pose as her own child. The sneakiest way to get out from under the fingers and GW

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, miquella is malainia

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had so much fun playing Elden Ring until I found out I didn’t really beat it since I used summons
    Then I had so much fun playing it the “real way” until I found out I didn’t really beat it since I used magic
    Then I had so much fun playing it the “real way” until I found out I didn’t really beat it because I used Ash of Wars
    Then I stopped having fun but at least I beat it the “real way”

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I kneel

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Story will be about Miquella transitioning to a real woman and saving the world. Mark my words.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Miquella is Miquella and St Trina

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    forgive my dogshit infograph. somebody realized marika might have secretly been a deathbed companion and the idea's been festering in my mind.

    a normal deathbed companion collected the warmth of followers/travellers/etc. to give to her companion in the hopes of giving them a second chance at life.
    marika as a deathbed companion collected the warmth of the erdtree, the grace of gold, and gifted it to the golden lineage as a special blessing that granted them immortality.

    this would somewhat explain the peculiarities of mogh trying to specifically share his 'bloody bedchamber' with miquellal; he was trying and failing to be miquella's deathbed companion and return his cadaver to life via the blood of his harvested victims.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone know what kinda lvl they want you to be for it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the level to kill mohg which generally is past 100

      i myself am entering the dlc at 115

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      120-150 is fine. It looks like lvls won't matter much since the DLC is going to have another power-up system you'd get from progressing the areas and bosses. Not much has been revealed about it but I guess each time you power up you deal maybe 5% more damage and take 5% less?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      100-138
      150 is too fat

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