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Elden Ring DLC: So we are getting 6 new weapon categories. What do you think are they going to be?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >So we are getting 6 new weapon categories
    whaaaa?
    tbh i think it'll just be 6 unique weapons unlike any other. horah loux's moveset would be kino

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i completely doubt we'll get any new weapon types

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    boomerang

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    great daggers
    great colossal weapons
    great katanas
    great scythes
    great claws
    kung fu fists w proper moveset

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Greatwhip

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >great daggers
      Those are swords

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        god damn

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe paired spears? If not maybe more gimmick weapons like the shield cannon

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know, but I'm hoping for more elaborate fists/martial arts stuff.
    Also hoping for wrecking ball

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely a new type of catalysts (chimes perhaps) that can cast both sorceries and incantations.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Firearms.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to see actual ball-and-chain flails like the ones the bellkepper-clones use or the man-serpents from DaS3. I was really disappointed when ER finally introduced "flails" and they ended up just being the exact same thing as clubs but shittier.

    also more melee magic or weapons that double as casting tools etc.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fromsoft is way too fricking lazy to add 6 new ones when Elden Ring itself only added what... Flails and Heavy Thrusting Swords? This is probably placeholder shit that will never see the light of day, but I want crossbow or some sort of primitive firearm

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      also heavy spears, ballista/cannon and "colossal weapons".

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why, my peenus weanus of course 🙂

    hahah! 😀

    it's my weeeeenus peanus! 🙂 hahah

    What do I think they are going to be - my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus 😀

    hahaha!

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't dataBlack folk leave something as a surprise?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If we know we'll be getting christmas presents for christmas but don't know what we'll be getting, we'll still be surprised once we open them.
      If, however, we peek into the closet and see our gifts before they're wrapped, THEN the surprise will be ruined.
      Knowing that we'll be getting new weapons is hardly ruining anything, on the contrary, it boosts our lil' dopamine craving heads with wonder.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably just "Great" versions of regular weapons.
    I do hope we get bonefist 2.0

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they'd incorporate a fricking wheel for magic/incs. Shit's pre-anno domini

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This has been a complaint of mine going back to DaS2. You actively get penalized for trying to go all-in on casting because the "cycle through all your spells with a single button and only have one usable at a time" mechanic means it becomes exponentially more cumbersome to use magic when you have more magic equipped. Counterintuitively you're encouraged to stick to like 2-3 spells because it's a lot harder to juggle 5-10.

      The most annoying part about this is that ER already kinda added a system that would've somewhat fixed things. They introduced ashes of war. Why the FRICK didn't they just use the ashes of war system to allow you to hotkey slot 1/2/3/etc spells to your catalyst so that it can always be used without needing to manually swap back to it first?
      Instead we have ZERO ashes of war available for seals, and the one (1) ash of war for catalysts is a fricking useless joke.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the one (1) ash of war for catalysts is a fricking useless joke.
        It's actually really powerful though, it stacks Bleed and Frosts like crazy.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You can't infuse a catalyst with bleed/frost

          Instead of that bullshit we should've just had a magic analogue of the AoW system. At a bonfire you can choose to "infuse" your staff/seal with attunement slot 1, attunement slot 2, etc etc etc.
          Like imagine being able to cycle through your incantations but still being able to pop Catch Flame at with L2/R2 at any moment without needing to cycle back to it first just for that.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Switch axe

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Heavy bowgun

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who cares homosexual
    dead game

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Colossal Torch
    >Great Curved Flail
    >Twin Arrows
    >Straight Whip
    >Modestly Sized Shield
    >Middle Staff

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Great Curved Flail
      frick that actually sounds kinda cool
      >Slash damage with guaranteed bleed buildup on every weapon

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just hope we get a curved sword with a good moveset.
    The usual Schimtar moveset feels so fricking shit.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its just going to be 6 meme weapons that each have their own category because their movesets are completely different from the others

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they'll make it possible to put No Skill on our right armament.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lmao, not happening, its probablly just 6 unique weapons that dont fit the others.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kusarigama

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Death to gankers and overleveled shitters.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mini nuke launcher

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PLEASE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ER has a successor to the Ice Rapier so I guess it's not completely off the table, I wouldn't get my hopes up though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Now that we are talking about DS2 successors, I hope we get one for Lloyce sword

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Instrument category:
    lutes, flutes, harpsichord, trumpet, drums. etc
    They'd have different effects
    charm, sleep, buff, demoralize (debuff), sound blasts, and ofc use as melee weapon
    the toot-tooters are nice but i want more

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    staves that can cast and be used as melee

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We aren't though.
    Manage your expectations, I wouldn't be surprised if we get none and this is just something else.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely ALL signals point to at least one, if not two dlc/expansions and you'd be moronic to think otherwise. Do you think they'll leave the game without adding content after selling so many copies and leaving as much lore voluntarily unexplored ?

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Randomizer category
    the weapon is invisible and changes to random weapon type/moveset every 10sec

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Also some models are ripped and have been placed in different locations. Here's a new npc that could tie into the DLC whoever this is has the Magic school clothes on.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's just Sellen

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sellen? The one with the mask?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yes I believe that's exactly what she looks like under the mask

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Is it wrong that I think she's attractive as frick.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              no

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                sexo

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Also some models are ripped and have been placed in different locations. Here's a new NPC that could tie into the DLC whoever this is has the Magic school clothes on.

          Ahh, my apprentice.
          You've saved my skin once again.
          Do you see this? The Queen of Caria is no more.
          With the bodies of Masters Azur and Lusat returned, the academy can hone the primeval current.
          So that we, fallen children of the stars, shall beam with brilliance once again.
          My apprentice. Will you stay with us, here at the academy?
          Oh, I know it's not possible.
          You have your own calling. To be the next Elden Lord.
          But do think of me.
          Of your teacher. On the eve of your crowning.
          You will always be my darling pupil.
          Rest assured that I...
          No, the entire academy, will swear allegiance to the new monarch.
          My apprentice. Become Elden Lord.
          Hmm. Perhaps I'm jumping ahead,
          but here is a symbol of my allegiance, and the academy's.
          (gives Glintstone Kris)
          Do you recall what I once told you?
          That glintstone is the amber of the cosmos, and sorcery is the study of the stars, and the life therein.
          When you become Elden Lord, please illuminate me.
          Lay bare the secrets of life which course the Elden Ring.
          Next time, I will be your student.
          Oh, one last thing.
          If you fail to claim your throne,
          you can always pay me a visit.
          Oh, don't fret. Even my dullest pupils will always have a place here.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lasso

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Curved Hammers
    Thrusting Hammers
    Greater Sword
    Parry Dagger
    Twin Hammer
    Curved Spear

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spellcasting weapons / shields

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hate data miners so god damn much

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Great Flails
    >Lightspears (shortspear retconned to this category)
    >Musical Instruments
    >Some two more sword categories no one cares for.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want a wand so I can roleplay as harry potter, the catalysts in game are all too staff like.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    colossal curved swords
    colossal twinblades
    colossal katanas
    colossal colossal swords

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    great ballista
    quadblades
    colossal katana
    parrying pistol
    foot fists
    foot claws

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Totempoles

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Throwing out random ideas here
    >new brand of catalyst seperate from miracles and sorceries, arcane scaled
    >Torches as their own weapon class with a heavy focus on ash-use
    >magic shields
    >energy-weapons that deform as part of their moveset, kind of like that one ds2 sword
    >Musical weapons that have buffs as part of their moveset
    >Gun
    Or more realistically it's 6 weapons which get their own fancy category.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really doubt they are adding new weapon categories, but I hope they add weapon/catalyst hybrids and more paired weapons.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe a bo-staff style weapon class with a twinblade-like moveset, only more thrusts and pushes.

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