This game fricking sucks. I am
So bad I got suckered into buying this for $60. My friend wanted to play co-op, and it can’t even do that right. Most janky ass broken shitty co-op I have ever played in a game. You have to use real in game items to summon, and if you die you have to do it all over. Only the Japanese could manage to spectacularly frick up simple online components so much.
summon signs belong in Dark Souls, there was no need to do the same shit for Elden Ring, they've could've done something different, the Seamless Co-op mod shows the potential the game had for true multiplayer.
Good, morons who play flavor of the month bullshit with their buddies without a millisecond of research can literally get fricked. Zoomer homosexual, get your money stolen lol
Bosses were 9/10. Locations 8/10. Distance you have to travel is gay as frick when it comes late game but early on it feels like a real adventure. Pick any direction, and get fricked, until you find the one that's right for you. I went through most of Caelid before even finishing stormfront due to Ds handy dandy "teleport behind a boss you aren't supposed to take on until level 100" portal. Completely on accident first playthrough it was gr8. Now, if ya wanna talk some real shit, pvp balance is the worse since bloodborne and REPEAT bosses. There was multiple bosses I fought in copy and paste dungeons before I fought their actual versions out in the open/and/or whatever you're supposed to find them at. The gravity demon centipede motherfricker? I took him on in a random cave on my first playthrough since I didn't even touch the fricking quest lines outside of accidently finding the frenzy ending. I still don't know how I managed to find Melania with no guide, pure dumb luck on that one.
Its an ok game that was worth a play through. That being said its not Armored Core wheres my giant robots From. Im tired of Dark souls rehash number 3242342.
Every souls stan said this for years like the existence of ac threatens their favorite games but the market is starving for a good mecha game. And with Froms success, I look forward to the new AC game.
I don't particularly care for a new armored core game if they're gonna add souls shit to it. Same reason I don't really want a fromsoftware Tenchu game either. No, I don't wanna i-frame roll or dash over and over with a robot. No, I don't want to spam i-frame roll in what is supposed to be a stealth ninja game. They can shove their roll spam gameplay up their fricking ass.
Do people actually take user scores seriously?
It's either going to be hyped people giving it a 10, or incredibly petty people giving it a 0, with no in-between.
it was kinda mid honestly
cool landscape tho
fr mid af no cap fr fr
malding
this but unzoomeronically
I never considered that
50 h + games are shit
If you spent 50h+ on the game it was worth the price.
for a game that was essentially just a do-over for DS2, it turned out suprisingly well
What the frick are you talking about, how is Elden Ring a do over for 2?
elden ring is more ds2 2 than ds4
No shit? I fricking hated 3 and loved 2, haven't gotten elden ring cause I thought it was like you said, DS4
Take out all the open world travelling, and it's great... But that's a big ask cause that's most of the game.
The game is too hard. I have spent 7 hours trying to beat the Beastman Of Farum Azula.
It doesn't need to be this hard
>Tfw I'm stupid and gay
metacritic user scores stopped having value when you Black folk started using it for culture wars
>not overwhelmingly positive
shit game. Any AAA game that isn't at least 95% positive is a shit game.
cope
Arrest yourself
git gud bald
even ubishit shovelware has high score on steam
This game fricking sucks. I am
So bad I got suckered into buying this for $60. My friend wanted to play co-op, and it can’t even do that right. Most janky ass broken shitty co-op I have ever played in a game. You have to use real in game items to summon, and if you die you have to do it all over. Only the Japanese could manage to spectacularly frick up simple online components so much.
summon signs belong in Dark Souls, there was no need to do the same shit for Elden Ring, they've could've done something different, the Seamless Co-op mod shows the potential the game had for true multiplayer.
Good, morons who play flavor of the month bullshit with their buddies without a millisecond of research can literally get fricked. Zoomer homosexual, get your money stolen lol
Thats not an excuse for shit coop in an open world, anon.
Nah get fricked in the ass moron. Life ain't a box of fricking dandelions
Bosses were 9/10. Locations 8/10. Distance you have to travel is gay as frick when it comes late game but early on it feels like a real adventure. Pick any direction, and get fricked, until you find the one that's right for you. I went through most of Caelid before even finishing stormfront due to Ds handy dandy "teleport behind a boss you aren't supposed to take on until level 100" portal. Completely on accident first playthrough it was gr8. Now, if ya wanna talk some real shit, pvp balance is the worse since bloodborne and REPEAT bosses. There was multiple bosses I fought in copy and paste dungeons before I fought their actual versions out in the open/and/or whatever you're supposed to find them at. The gravity demon centipede motherfricker? I took him on in a random cave on my first playthrough since I didn't even touch the fricking quest lines outside of accidently finding the frenzy ending. I still don't know how I managed to find Melania with no guide, pure dumb luck on that one.
Its an ok game that was worth a play through. That being said its not Armored Core wheres my giant robots From. Im tired of Dark souls rehash number 3242342.
AC is dead. Mecha is dead let it go
Every souls stan said this for years like the existence of ac threatens their favorite games but the market is starving for a good mecha game. And with Froms success, I look forward to the new AC game.
I don't particularly care for a new armored core game if they're gonna add souls shit to it. Same reason I don't really want a fromsoftware Tenchu game either. No, I don't wanna i-frame roll or dash over and over with a robot. No, I don't want to spam i-frame roll in what is supposed to be a stealth ninja game. They can shove their roll spam gameplay up their fricking ass.
This game mindbroke every developer in the West.
>zanzizoomers actually believe this
consider; AC Valhalla has made more money than the entire soulsborne franchise.
>we review bombed it so we could feel validated for b***hing about it without playing it
no u
Game was designed by a flat faced asiatic.
Looks like thou art not of passing skill.
Elden Ring is the easiest souls game.
Which makes it even sadder that you got stomped.
I 100% it. It's shit.
>it's so shit that I played it for now than a week to do every bit of content
Lol what a gay. If you don't like a game you're allowed to stop playing.
Speak to your physician about how to stop being so flabbergastingly autistic and OCD.
Do people actually take user scores seriously?
It's either going to be hyped people giving it a 10, or incredibly petty people giving it a 0, with no in-between.
>stupid and gay
Two disabilities? Time to collect my government money.
Zanzibart, forgive me...
Okay Sekiro is one thing but Nioh is not fricking difficult.
It's more difficult than any souls game especially at NG+ when enemies are more aggressive and has new moves.
I dunno I only played parts of Nioh 2 and it seemed like a step up from Souls difficulty.
If you didn't use the busted magic or ninjutsu it was pretty hard.
Elden Ring being game of the century really mind broke Ganker lol
If this game is GOTC then gaming is completely fricked.
Mind status: BROKEN
You really must be mind broke to defend this game so fricking much. If Bamco paid you to make this at least it would make sense.
Those would have been quint sevens if they hadn't removed dubs. I kneel.
>Speak to your physician about how to stop improve your taste in video games
Did you just have a stroke?
will discordtroonys ever stop seething over Elden Ring?