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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And?
    Do you care about how many ants you ever killed?
    Why do you think a god will care how many worthless mortals she tramples over?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Do you care about how many ants you ever killed?
      Yes

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What build should I go with? INT/STR spellsword or FTH/STR battle priest?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fai for the new sword waifu

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Int/fth god

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FTH/STR pyromancer is probably my favorite build

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God I wish that was me in the top center

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Im a big fan of NTR/BBC build myself

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      66 INT / 16 STR, 16 DEX two hand a magic pickaxe and swap to whatever you fancy in the moment. wear the KKK hood for fashion and stats
      wa la, you now have a massive toolbox with all of the fun shit while maintaining enough damage to not feel gimped
      I might be misremembering the stat allocations by a few points but you can figure it out easily. most fun I had invading over all of my profiles

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Divine pussy stretched daily by Maliketh's enormous canine knot

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can fix her superior stepdaughter

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      >watching elden ring streams, both male and female streamers
      >male streamers read item descriptions, look at new weapons when they get them, try them out, try out different builds, prioritise leveling damage stats, read new ashes, try them out, use them in boss battles
      >female streamers never read anything, never try out new weapons, once they get some brainless big weapon like an axe or a hammer they use it until the end of the game, never use ashes, never read them, always level full into hp and stamina every time
      hmmm very interesting, so all the gays crying about using bleed builds, magic builds, ashes etc saying that you only beat the game if you use some brainless me smash weapon are mentally on the level of female streamers while the real men read what items do and then use them like it is logical to do

      You do not care about videogames

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bibio gayemz?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >her audible nervousness and excitement when she goes, "Well, then... shall we? My dear consort eternal."
      My heart

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love this dork
        I need more flustered Rannis

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well since she removed the part were they could died in the world order. She didn't killed any one since they can't die

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LMAO. You didn't no what I'm talking about. Has anyone on this site even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look More like?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is dex fai a nistake?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It really doesn't matter. It'll be fine.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Godslayer Greatsword exists

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So it's a mistake

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Like you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My beloved

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They really should either speed that ash up or give it some poise
          its genuinely impossible to land it as just leading it with distance makes enemies do running/jumping attacks

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I get bored of these games after one play-through. I'm only interested in the exploration and discovery of the world and its enemies. The combat is the worst part and holds no inherent interest to me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    beautiful
    saved

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      holy frick who is this
      look at that phenomenal ass and thigh combo

      i think it's vera dijkmans but she nuked her ig so im not sure

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no cartoonishly large ass and plastic face
        can't be her

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          seems similar to me

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >generic blonde bimbo
            yeah

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    holy frick who is this
    look at that phenomenal ass and thigh combo

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My builds so far:
    >Str/Fth
    >Arc/Fth
    My third character will be
    >Dex/Fth

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    They have holy resistance. FTH gives you access to Holy, Lightning (best element the game) and Fire

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Last run I did years ago was str/int focused, think I'll do fth/str or fth/int this time. When I get my 'eck that is.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go uchigatana samurai and build for dex/fai and just unsheath for days
    Fgms and Golden Vow
    You're welcome

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    real gamers discard all armor and weapons going into the dlc
    You will use dlc weapons only, even if that means hiding and sneaking around until you find something

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      real gamers don't play japslop

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Real gamers play real games, like the last of us

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >real gamer
          >japslop console
          0/10, see me after class.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            but its a REAL game made by REAL AMERICANS

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's a KEK game made by a israelite

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                NEEEEEEEXT GUUUUUUUUUUUY

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Californians aren't even human let alone American

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >she

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Radagon is just her epic original character donutsteele

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >watching elden ring streams, both male and female streamers
    >male streamers read item descriptions, look at new weapons when they get them, try them out, try out different builds, prioritise leveling damage stats, read new ashes, try them out, use them in boss battles
    >female streamers never read anything, never try out new weapons, once they get some brainless big weapon like an axe or a hammer they use it until the end of the game, never use ashes, never read them, always level full into hp and stamina every time
    hmmm very interesting, so all the gays crying about using bleed builds, magic builds, ashes etc saying that you only beat the game if you use some brainless me smash weapon are mentally on the level of female streamers while the real men read what items do and then use them like it is logical to do

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >women go for grug builds whereas men go full variety
      how odd

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        granted every male streamer goes bloodhound fang for like half the game, I've never seen any female use bloodhound fang though

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Personally never used it
          Then again I avoid any kind of sword whenever possible
          I wish flails werent so shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought we knew this. I'm sure your familiar with the average strhomosexual. No different than a woman

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >male streamers read item descriptions, look at new weapons when they get them, try them out, try out different builds, prioritise leveling damage stats, read new ashes, try them out, use them in boss battles
      You never watched Papich (EvilArthas) then.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    zanzibarto.... forgive me...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      iji is 20 meters away from this phantom, not that you played the game of course

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        calm down from troon
        it's literally a screenshot from my game and I already finished it back when it released

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All hail the Eternal Queen!

    https://files.catbox.moe/d9kplq.jpg

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll kill trillions to breed her

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This b***h is already third in terms of porn in just a few months, this model did wonders for her

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to give Marika a hug.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I made a build so powerful it will break the dlc.
    Hint: it’s a fth build

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for me it will be fingerprint stone shield, heavy infused great epee, bloodflame blade, and mimic tear +10
      and also the warped axe, heavy/blood infused, which is ridiculously overpowered, axe speed with great axe damage output and bleed build up
      frick miyazacuck and frick his spastic screeching bosses

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fingerprint stone shield
        >heavy infused great epee
        >warped axe, heavy/blood infused
        Ironically, you'd be playing the way he himself enjoys best

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is her BUILT?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need her to milk me dry every morning before I go to school and call me a good boy.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Morgott and I just killed each other at the same time
    Wew that was intense.

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