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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Enchantment!

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now you see, me boy 'ere is a little bit slow. he shot out 'is mother and flew roight into the wall and smashed 'is head he bloody well did

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone needs to make a Bodahn AI voice of this immediately.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did he kill those 20 or so dark spawn at the end?
    Is moron strength real?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Is moron strength real?
      It's absolutely real. If you lose your eyesight your hearing improves, and vice versa.
      morons, being mentally impaired, are gifted with great physical strength.
      Nature finds a way.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yet videos of tards in the gym never show anything impressive

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In 2 iirc he freezes a darkspawn with a rune he had. He probably used some thing he'd enchanted.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >normal person
      >wants to smash a desk, but knows that their hand will hurt a lot, so they don't smash it too hard

      >moron
      >smashes a desk, pain makes them even more angry at desks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a desk, pain makes them even more angry at desks
        How do I harness this power?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, our bodies actually limit the power of most of our muscles so we don't damage ourselves. You can literally break your own bones flexing if the antagonist muscle groups didn't keep it in check

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How did he kill those 20 or so dark spawn at the end
      Not enchantment

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's weird, and not in autism, but in "aaaaahhhh fish people from wales save me Black personman" sort of way. Probably closest thing dwarves have to a mage.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >aaaaahhhh fish people from wales save me Black personman

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Is moron strength real?
      anon, they were used in medieval times as shock troops

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Idk about the moron strength thing tbh, it's like, I'm fairly moronic but I ain't particularly strong.
        Maybe I need to become more moronic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Is moron strength real?
      Only in the sense that people with autism and downs syndrome are more likely to be emotionally overwhelmed and therefore more likely to just flood themselves with adrenaline. They treat more situations like fight-or-flight situations than normal people do.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's the only living dwarf mage, and he's also an insanely powerful one. in 2 they make it more clear when you find some darkspawn he froze with ice spells

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now theres a nice ancient meme.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm actually playing DA:O right now.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing wrong with that, play the good games regardless of age!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It is good, BioWare's last good game.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I liked KOTOR2 a lot.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Should we tell him?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Based Dourhinbro

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the 'moron but godly strong' a good trope? I feel like they are one of the many misused ones, like 'autistic but genius'.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's the same voice actor who was raped by the fridge

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and who says Yuri Lowenthal sounds the same in every game huh

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon Age 2 is a good game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually the most disappointing game I've ever played. The day Dragon Age 2 released is the day whatever little quality left at BioWare died.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I felt that way about inquisition. That was the worst of the bunch.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's one of the reasons I stopped caring about video games entirely

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hawke is the closest Bioware ever got to a decent protagonist and deserved better.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not better than origins but it's not as bad as people say it is. At least it's not Inquisition
      it also gave us the best waifu in all of Dragon Age

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Here, I made this for you.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's cute

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Enchantment! 😀

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus fricking Christ I forgot that existed but I heard his voice clear as a bell when I read that.

    Man origins was awesome. The only awesome dragon age. Which is a shame.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me too. Good thread. Enchantment.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all the creepy shit he says in dragon age 2

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Did nothing wrong
    >Somehow a villain
    BioWare was always kinda moronic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >did nothing wrong
      He made Anora and married her to Cailan, making him unable to negotiate a marriage to the notfrench, forcing them to support against the Darkspawn, without ruining both of their honors and reputations.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon Age 2 is better than POOrigins
    chuds can go frick themselves the series was always "pozzed" since the first game with homosexual romance anyway

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sandal my sped fren…

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what fricking race is she

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      polish

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oblivion

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    will there ever be a game like origins again?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, and stop asking.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wdym? BG3 is the origins of today. don't like it because it's inclusive? that's a YOU problem, chud.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i know this is a bait post but i genuinely hate the bg3 companions. theyre ugly and unlikeable. the game is also a slog to play.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >let you frick that elf gal in the Human Noble origin
    >can't interact with her daughter in the alienage
    Damn...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the dalish elf that's pining over the redhead in the camp
      >you can frick the girl and then go back and tell him you were just "sampling the goods"
      they just don't make them like that anymore

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What was it with the late 2000s and letting you be a massive fricking butthole with a nonexistent moral compass? Fallout 3 does the same thing

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Taking their cue from old school RPG sessions, which are lousy with stories of players using the nature of fiction to be incredible buttholes. It used to just be part of the genre, but there is a philosophy to "having an option to choose is more powerful when there are other extremes to what most people will do."

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >why do games let us choose more options????

            Because it can be good game design???

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DAO has the worst armor designs in the history of RPGs, maybe ever.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like the mage robes with the fur shoulders and the higher tier heavy armors. The rest look pretty bad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i use modded armors for a reason

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It fits the setting.
      Inquisition's armor design are worse and somehow very limited even though they implemented shitty crafting

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >origins armor
      I didn't think about it until several replays later but:
      I like how the armors stay the same design and only change color as they move up the material tiers. Because the armor design would stay the same fundamentally and it's really the quality of the material that will improve the quality of the armor.
      It let's you spot the armor type only by sight too,; that's leather armor, that's dalish armor, that's Dwarven made. This is an autistic detail I was only able to recognize after many replays but still. Pretty cool.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    women ruined rpgs, you can't prove me wrong

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Men ruined them by letting women in.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Every time. But these homosexuals will still simp given the first opportunity they get some pussy their way.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      white women*

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