>Rimworld
I’m deader than shit. I could barely fend off a few rabid animals since my people were freezing, starving, and trying to kill each other. However, seeing as it was 0 degrees F outside maybe all trillion lions would die of hypothermia?
the lions could eat other lion corpses sustaining them practically indefinitely. its more likely that anon's colony would run out of food or resources before he would deal with all the lions
You also have infinite food, you can cook and eat some of the lions who have fallen in battle.
Lions are just big cats, they are asleep for a large percentage of the day. Go out when the lions are asleep and cook the deceased lions.
My brother in christ. Animals in rimworld can't open doors. All animal raids are solved by being enclosed. The lions would die of starvation.
Just build walls, and stay inside until they die from hunger.
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they have infinite food, you do not
You also have infinite food, you can cook and eat some of the lions who have fallen in battle.
Lions are just big cats, they are asleep for a large percentage of the day. Go out when the lions are asleep and cook the deceased lions.
oh shit you woke one up, the horde is upon ye
fuck it, guess im reinstalling and putting another 700 hours into Rimworld
>I'll probably never unlock all of its cheevos.
Don't feel bad. They were made for an earlier version that was a lot easier and also more fun imo. You can probably downgrade the game using the Steam console if the manifests are still available.
Now imagine every wave is those dogs. Same number as the shitty cultists. Now imagine the waves don't stop.
You're delusional if you still think 4 rejects could even get through 10,000 of the 1,000,000,000,000 lions.
Why is it just 4 rejects? it's lions enter x game. so it's a trillion lions on atoma or the morningstar. If its Atoma the problem probably solves itself.
>they entered Cookie Clicker
How would this even work? Do I need to click 1 trillion individual lions or do I get upgrades that let me get more of them with each click?
>Lions would lose because... THEY JUST WOULD, OK?
Reminder that pokemon are such jobbers that literal 10 year olds regularly capture them and make them fight for their own entertainement
Humans in the Pokemon world have supernatural abilities themselves, and barring special cases (protagonists, rivals, Iris), you usually only see adults with rare/strong Pokemon, kids usually are only able to handle 1-2 weak Pokemon or up to a full team of bugs, and usually full teams are either reserved for Bug Catchers/Fishermen/Breeders spamming weak Pokemon or the most elite, experienced trainers. Having a full team and being able to capture and train any Pokemon near-effortlessly are the special traits that set the progags apart from ordinary trainers in setting.
>What is the safari zone
You get so called powerhouses like Tauros and Gyarados who do nothing to said kids after several rocks and balls thrown at them, if they don't outright flee. Pokemon are complete jobbers, and Ash being an incompetent retard doesn't change that. Hell, even incompetent retard Ash managed to catch a Krabby without using a single pokemon
>The foe is bitten with viciously sharp fangs. It may make the target flinch.
Lions can literally just bite them, and that is if the ghosts don't struggle to death first
Perish song would probably be the last resort, even with severely reduced power from all of the damage spreading, every mon that can learn strong spread moves like heat wave, lava plume, etc and using the moves all at once would easily clear the horde
I like the Mystery Dungeon interpretation of those spread moves, where theoretically you can turn the whole floor into one giant room and hit every single tile at once
The mental image of every single lion dying to one Heat Wave is funny
I like the Mystery Dungeon interpretation of those spread moves, where theoretically you can turn the whole floor into one giant room and hit every single tile at once
The mental image of every single lion dying to one Heat Wave is funny
No matter how you look at it, both games confirm that spread moves do not have unlimited range (either as wide as a floor in PMD, or all afjacent like in triple battles), so the pokemon will always lose no matter how powerful they are. They do not have unlimited PP, so they simply can't kill enough lions before struggling themselves to death, even assuming the best case scenario in their favour
This sounds like a case of >Can the main character fly?
If yes, they win, eventually. If not, they lose. I dont think you understand just how much is a trillion.
Anyways, they maybe kill like 50 with their anime skills and weapons before being mauled to death.
Monster hunter world would probably be ok, picked off by other monsters and a balista shot should easily one shot any lion, hell go through 3 lions if they are tightly packed together
Although if I am being more specific if we say 1 trillion lions appear in the new world I guess it depends how large we say Astera is where they spawn in exactly, if they are all within distance to have it be said they are actively attacking Astera the place probably falls
Zorah Magdaros could kill all the lions completely passively given its lifespan, heat, and size, but if the lose con is the player dying, the lions will definitely overrun Astera before that happens.
Assuming the lions just bum rush you and 90% of them aren't immediately killed by being trampled/suffocated/drowned/crushed etc. because they are all stuck between rocks and on top of each other, killing 1 trillion things would likely take maybe a decade if you played the game every single day. Even if your character can kill a hundred per AOE it would still be in the 10 years range of playing every day doing nothing but 1 shotting all the lions.
Nobody can fend off a trillion anything. Do you know how much a fucking trillion is? Let's assume your game engine runs at 60fps and you're just wailing on the attack button to one-shot them. You can take out 60 per second. That's still 16,666,666,666.67 seconds to defeat them. 16 billion seconds. How long is that? That's over 185,000 days. You would have to mash 60 times per second every second without breaks for over 500 consecutive years. If you have an AoE attack that can defeat 500 at once you would still have to spam that AoE continuously 60 times per second for a little over an entire year.
Stellaris was my second option. Modded Stellaris goes even beyond planet-crackers and into star-system-annihilators.
Build a Quasi-Stellar Obliterator and focus the total output of a neutron star into a jump gate aimed at the target system's star, blowing everything within several lightyears to ash.
>Fallout 3
My game stutters the next 3 frames across maybe 7 minutes before it silently crashes and hides my fucking mouse retardless of what i do. Completely helpless to anything besides a hard reset on my pc. I suppose no one won in the end.
No. A trillion is such a high number people don't realize just how much that means. If you counted to a trillion at one number per second (ignoring the time it takes to say the number), it would take nearly 32 thousand years.
>If you do something retardedly slowly its very slow
You might as well have said "if you count to 32 trillion one number a second then it takes 32 trillion seconds"
Not going to read all that shit but the nigga can just go steal 2 flutes from the store and let the girls fight over that 1 flute while he keeps both of the stolen ones.
The Earth is finite. Child 2 is hogging resources for no other reason than that she made something of it. Well, guess what? Fucking anyone can make something out of something else.
child A can actually play the flute and use it for its intended purpose. the others cannot actually use the flute. B, the sweatshop slave, would be too busy making flutes for 10 cents an hour to actually learn how to use it. Child C would be more likely to use the flute as a bludgeoning weapon.
Obviously Child B gets the flute because it's hers.
But in reality this is a retarded analogy about tax policy. So Child B is actually the owner of a corporation that manufactures flutes.
She does no actual labor herself. She just hires hundreds of Child C's to make the flutes at slave wages. And a few Child A's to manage the company.
Neither did she provide the startup capital. That came from a loan backed by her rich parents. If her flute business fails she'll just declare bankruptcy and the bank eats the cost of the loan.
So really Child C makes the flutes, Child A supervises, and Child B fucks them both in the ass.
>the company will die if you don't cram 90% of its earnings down the throat of a single worthless employee
1 month ago
Anonymous
Worse, it's not even a single employee who gets the money, it's shareholders and investors
1 month ago
Anonymous
Well yeah, they invested in the company. Why shouldn't they get the profits after paying their employees?
1 month ago
Anonymous
Commies are thieves, don't expect them to answer with anything else than "muh unequality" or "they don't deserve their wealth"
1 month ago
Anonymous
They don't. israelite.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>I should be allowed to break my finacial agreements when they don't go my way
Fuck you, you giga israelite
1 month ago
Anonymous
I am entitled to my life in this world. If you rig the game so that you can steal what is mine, I will happily fuck you over to steal it back.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Who manages the company then?
1 month ago
Anonymous
A guy with a similar job who doesn't get paid 100x the salary of the people actually doing all the work this isn't hard to imagine.
1 month ago
Anonymous
and yet it has never happened, probably because it's insane to expect someone to run a whole company while being paid the same as toothless joe lifting some boxes
The workers make more. As they always have. But this time they get to take it home instead of loading 90% of it into a pinata.
piñata economics is actually powerful people (the communist party in charge) killing and murdering everyone else, actually starting with the most poor and defendless
The king said, "Get me a sword." When they brought the sword before the king, he said, "Cut the flute in thirds, and give one to the first, one to the second, and one to the last." The child who could play, because she was stirred with remorse for her outburst, and afraid of the loss of the musical instrument's purpose, said to the king, "Please, my lord, give the second the flute—do not destroy it!" But she replied to her, saying, "It shall be neither mine nor yours. Cut it as you have said!" And the third agreed, saying, "Let it be so!" The king then answered, "Give the first the flute! Do not destroy it! She sees what the others cannot." When all of Jannitoria had heard the judgement which he gave, they were in awe of him, for they saw that the king had in him the wisdom of God for giving right judgement.
Child B can make another flute. Therefore, Child C should get it first so he can have something. Then Child B should make another flute and give it to Child A so they can actually play it and teach Childs B and C to play as well. Then Child B can make another flute for herself.
>Starsector
The Lions either appear in space and immediately die, or spawn on a planet and become a new resource or get obliterated by saturated bombardments
>No Sex-mods, Vanilla+ Modded Skyrim
Assuming they spawn in around all of Tamriel and not just Skyrim.
I'm not too sure actually... I know magic exists in the world, but the sheer numbers of the lions could overwhelm.
>AC6. >Lions of Raven ending. >1 trillion lions explode out from rubicon and engulf an entire star system. >But they're lions so it's more like 1 trillion lion corpses because lions can't breathe in space and the ones on the planet would be crushed beneath the mass of one another.
>Maplestory >Leveling my Demon Avenger >Lions would have to get into frenzy range to do anything
Literally the only way I lose is if I get disconnected from the server.
I remember when I played L4D and used a cheat to spawn a wave of 1000 zombies.
The amount of time actually needed to kill them all was surprisingly long.
I can't imagine fighting something in the quantity of 1 trillion
>Robocop
I don't think they can damage him if he covers the jaw. He also has infinite ammo on his Auto-9 in game so I think he can do it but it will take a minute.
>Even if I can kill 100 every second I'd need to play 317 years nonstop at the same level of efficiency just to grind my way through the hoard
Fuck no I wouldn't even attempt jt
Give my Risk of Rain 2 character the right combination of like 5 items and there will be zero difference between lion attacking them and 6 trillion lions attacking them.
>Left 4 Dead 2
I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith tried feeding a lion some steak to see how long it'd tear up the thing? Yeah, he lost an arm from that lion and he was bleeding out for quite a bit, but he snuck into the zoo so the zookeeper didn't really care. Anyways, no, I'd die horribly.
Beating a trillion lions would require either your character being undamageable by the lions as well as being immortal, or the ability to end all life on earth. Anything less and the lions win through sheer numbers.
>neptunia v2
P sure the game is coded so it can only handle like 8 enemies in a battle at a time but even if I OHKOd them with AoE I’d run out of SP or healing eventually because I can only carry 30
If they go first I die instantly because even when you instakill enemies lots of them can still do like 20% of your health in one attack
>Europa Universalis 4 (Anbennar) >I've colonized the new world as elf nazis >early era of witchkings >Lions are considered rebels that cause devastation >1,000,000,000,000 lions is 1,000,000,000 stacks >they're equally distributed in the world, meaning I have 100 000 000 division of lion rebels because I have about 10% of the world under my control. >that's 100 000 armies of 100 lion divisions >that's more than 1 stack per province
it's over, completely over
for the entire world
all the races will die
all civilization will end
even remote islands will be completely destroyed
but only if the game doesn't crash first
Honestly, any RTS game is either going to outmass the lions eventually, or straight up turn it into a gradual slog of inevitable victory.
Some would treat the lions as an outright grey goo scenario, like the Creeper World series, again steady out massing the lions until whatever is leaking the lions into reality can be reached and sealed.
>Armored Core 6 >can run through shipping crates with 0 damage
It's gonna be real messy, but I think I could manage without taking a single point of damage.
>Halo
Uhhh Spartans are way stronger than lions right? And i doubt they would get past the energy shield, make them grizzlies and i doubt Chief would even defeat 10
>medieval 2 total war
Could probably easily deal with a million lions with shield walls, pikes, arrows, castles, etc etc, maybe even a billion if they are spread out over the entirety of the world, but a trillion? That's some serious attrition.
I don't think you understand the concept of a million, much less a billion or trillion lions. They would literally run you over and rush you under weight alone. No amount of shield walls or pikes or even casles will stop them. Go look up World War Z wall scene and multiply that by a million or a billion.
Technically doomguy
Because it was stated before that every .wad is canon. Hell can take on any form no matter how strange or wide and if you account for how many .wads are out there with how many people have played those .wads and how many times they played, the amount of enemies killed is far greater than one trillion so one trillion lions is nothing.
I can see a lot of people do not understand how big of a number a trillion is multiplied by the weight of a lion, that's 500 trillion pounds of weight. Nothing sort of nukes or world ending magic is going to stop the lions before they simply overrun you with sheer numbers and weight. Flying also will not work unless you meet two criteria: you can fly infinitely without stamina or the need to rest and you do not need to eat, drink or sleep. If you do not meet the criteria above you will not survive.
This, it's why pokémon can't beat even a billion lions without relying on the most questionable parameters possible like pokedex entries so to avoid discussing their actual capacities. A billion is already such a big number that we litteraly can't comprehend it without rationalizing it, and a trillion is 1000x this uncomprehenisble number
Sure. Eventually. I'm immortal and have already lived decades upon decades of lives. They'll kill me millions of times and I'll keep coming back. This is nothing to me.
Been playing Delta-V Rings of Saturn, so I guess there's a whole fucking lot of cleanup to do now. Or I guess they can just be left there floating in space.
>Crysis
I can just stand there while a trillion lions attempt to scratch the nanosuit in vain, I could entertain myself from time to time by picking up a Lion and throwing it to the sky, idk.
Any game set on planet Earth or a planet with similar size and geography couldn't sustain 1 trillion lions, pretty much everyone would instantly die, lions included, the moment they spawn.
I don't think you homosexuals understand how much a trillion is. Think about how scary 1 lion is. Then multiply that by a trillion.
A trillion lions physically could not exist on the planet. There isn't enough space.
If you rolled up a trillion lions into a giant ball of meat, it would be larger than Earth itself.
Make a build that's immortal against trash mobs with aoe retaliation that one shots a screen of lions, then use cheat engine to make the game run at 1000000x speed.
>pokémon
Hop on my Drifblim and watch as my Giratina gores the lions to death, lions scratches are normal type anyway so it wouldn't affect Giratina. I win and I get to watch the show unfold from a nice vantage point.
PC room increases in later games infinitelly and we are talking about an fantasy scenario.
You lose, admit it, your lions are nothing really for someone with creativity.
1 month ago
Anonymous
the character is a human being and can't catch one trillion dittos in his lifetime
1 month ago
Anonymous
Assuming the best scenarios of nonstop catching, with every encounter being a ditto and that spending no more than 15 seconds to find and catch each one without fail, it would take 480000 years to catch this many dittos. Even making it to a billion would take 480 years, anon is just coping tbh
Fairly sure he'd just start resurrecting a certain number of lions as stronger undead lions to fight, and if it was going to take decades he's probably just going to leave it to the death knights or some the floor guardians.
Could Demiurge just tell the lions to fuck off and have it work? He can affect intelligent races like lizardmen at least, dunno if that voice gimmick works on monsters.
TF2
Realistically the only scenario you could win would be hiding in the 2fort intel room and building sentries to kill the lions before they can get close.
Let's assume everyone was smart and we have a team of 12 engineers, with 6 level 3s pointing down each hall. This is enough to kill any lions that enter in less than a second. Realistically the only way you could lose would be if the engineers got bored and stopped reloading their sentries. However to kill a trillion lions, if you killed ten every second would take over three years. Theoretically they could do it, but I don't think they'd want to
>1 pop equals about 1 billion >1,000,000,000,000 / 1,000,000,000 = 1000 pops >considering 20 pops per planet on average >1000 / 20 = 50 planets
It's gonna take a little while but I can manage
>KSP >1 trillion lions appear at the KSC >screen updates, once >there is what looks like one lion >its entire surface is shimmering and z-fighting >the screen is frozen >3 minutes later, the sound of a lion's roar overlaid with the sound of an explosion starts and is immediately cut off >the game crashes
Defeated I guess
kek
If we're talking about the in-game universe though, I would assume KSC is a loss.
I don't know if they could reach the kerbals I have left over in orbit. One of my orbiting ships has an Orion drive - it propels itself by launching small nuclear bombs behind it and riding the shockwave. Kerbals could probably repurpose that to start bombarding the surface?
Unless the lions pick up where the kerbals left off with the space program.
>lion length (sans tail): ~2m >shoulder height: ~1.2m >distance lions can reach by climbing on eachother, standing on 2 legs = 3.2m x 1,000,000,000,000 = 3200000000000m or 3200000000km or 0.00033825 light years
Anything that isn't outside the system is fucked
TO SAVE OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM A LION ATTACK
DEFEAT THE VICIOUS BIG CATS THAT HAVE ONCE AGAIN COME BACK
WE'LL UNLEASH ALL OUR FORCES, WE WON'T CUT THEM ANY SLACK
if we're going by hypothetical limits, Pokemon stomps since PP is a game mechanic and there are probably enough legendaries that can just teleport/portal them away and make them the sun's problem instead, or otherwise just magic them to death with mass floods, firestorms, etc. since casualties don't matter
if we're going by game mechanics, an average endgame hunter from Monster Hunter World can swing wildly into the crowd for eternity (especially with switchaxe) unless the lions suddenly have dragon skin; attacking doesn't use stamina, sharpness is infinite with Master's Touch and crit skills, any chip damage is healed through regen augments, and dead bodies clip through each other + fade away after a while
Football manager...
I guess Slough, or the UK for that matter is fucked.
All my A team will get injured that's for sure. Can the ref give them a red card?
>already have a bunch of eldritch powers and am insanely OP if I don't let my guard down
EZ. I guess if they were fast enough in-game they might almost surround me, but I have a spell that lets me fly anyways. The actual issue here is that my game would crash before anything happened.
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/40802
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/58983
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/70085
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/1090
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/13299
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/1690?
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/39170
or add spell research if you wanna make your own in a more difficult slow rp fashion
blocklords is all about constant medieval war breaking loose so if all the kingdoms teared down their /walls/ and cooperated without looking at flags or skin tones they could maybe take on a trillion lions...
My Fencer has infinite ammo and five boosts and dashes ensuring constant dash jump uptime. I could easily kill a trillion crimson ants given enough time and space to kite, so I don't see why it would be any different with a trillion lions since they're significantly smaller, less mobile, less durable and less aggressive than crimson ants.
>skyrim with overpowered illusionist thief
It'll take approximately forever and I'm pretty sure I'll be the last thing left alive on Nirn but I'll just cast Invisibility and Mayhem over and over until they've all killed each other.
>Deadspace >After hours of being yelled by incompetent women and facing horrible allucinations, Isaac manages to repair a derelic planet cracker >Lifts a country-size rock >Drops it
>FE Engage >Create Your Own Chokepoints: The Game
Even if they somehow do any damage to Louis or whoever has Ike/Hector ring, Chain Guard and Bonded Shield disregard anything they could try.
>Starfield
I used to go on a planet with plenty of life, took my suit, helmet and jackpack off, picked a Sniper rifle with Berserk ability and hunted every living thing from worms to the most dangerous wildlife. It was tons of fun and taking out 1 trillion lions is just a matter of resources (med packs, ammo).
>Wurm Online.
Given that the Lions spawn evenly throughout the world in allowed spawning locations, and their existence doesn't crash the server... >Lions spawn in. >They are all passive to me, due to my power as a Priest of Nature, not attacking me until I attack them. >As Mayor of a deed, summon a set of 5 spectral guards to my defense.
They will attack all aggressive creatures that wander into my deed, are all individually strong enough to kill dozens of lions each before being at risk of dying, and respawn immediately if killed by them. >Begin to carve a path through the lions, with a Two-handed sword that steals life with each strike, my powers as a nature priest enabling healing, and enough fighting skill to take on trolls handily, Individual lions are no match to me, and they will not attack me en-masse unless I willingly turn of the pacification effect.
As for the long term effects on the world, given that admins do not interfere to remove the lions... >All other deed owners caught in the crossfire are likely to immediately follow suit to summon their own spectral guard to keep them safe. >Passive animals are hunted to extinction within the week, falling prey to the lions. >The lions begin to get diseased due to overcrowding in the first two weeks. >Lions will be wiped out by starvation and/or disease over the next month, though some lions will manage to survive by virtue of cannibalizing the dying, and being in proximity of enchanted grounds that improve survival chances, they can be easily handled by any competent fighter, which by virtue of how leveling works, will be most of them.
>Final Fantasy VI Pixel Remaster
I had everyone at level 99 and everyone had all the esper magics. Should be easy, just like the final dungeon in that game was with my setup.
Oh hi there anon.
Care for a cup of tea? Inside here.
That sound?
Oh; don't worry about that, that's just the sound of 20 thousand artillery cannons realigning their barrels.
They'd arguably be easier to defeat, since flight requires a LOT of energy. They'd probably starve to death before the lions do, plus they're easier to kill when not in flight
>vermintide 2
uhh my finger's gonna hurt clicking all those lions.
Either I would take zealot and greatsword or battle wizard and spam ult and heavy. Either way, I'm gonna generate a LOT of temp health.
>AQW
A standard lion could do literally nothing against him. He'll grind all of them and collect their drops for whatever insane quest giver wants one trillion lion pelts. A few of his abilities have infinite range and hit every single target he deems an enemy, so even the sheer amount isn't an issue. This isn't even taking into account the Eternal Dragon of Time stuff
>Minecraft
The lions aren't even hostile because Mojang are cowards.
But if they were, I pillar up 2 blocks and now I'm invincible. Or elytra away to my floating base.
>13 sentinels:aegis rim >deimos wave is eliminated >"what's that?" >fucking trillion lions appear
It would be the fucking funniest thing ever
Of course the sentinels would win, they are OP as fuck mechas, but my sides wouldn't fucking survive
>date a girl a few months ago >we didn't last a month >she demanded lots of attention even when I was busy working >try to satisfy her needs >she gets mad >I tell her what's happening and that I'm trying to change >doesn't answer and just tells me she's mad as fuck and that it's my fault >tells me I should be wanting to see her every single minute of my free time >I have a medical condition that prevents me from waking up rested when I sleep, it has been going on like this for a decade already >she doesn't understand and just cares about how she feels
I'm seeing her tomorrow because I have to give her back some stuff and I feeling anxious as fuck
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VOTV
Could probably hold out until the turbines kicked off. Fixing turbines is the one thing you can’t do remotely.
Other than that you could bunker down, keep making money and order food. After your power goes down the lions would finally be able to get in. So you are fucked unless the ayylmaos somehow kill off all the lions at once.
Ion could kill all of them if the pilot weren't a limiting factor.
All the other titans need ammo of some sort but Ion is running purely on its nuclear reactor.
Ronin would get overwhelmed after around 5 million lions. Realistically.
I think anything with an unlimited multi target spell would take out all lions at once. Plenty of games don't specify how many is the limit or the range like FF1.
>dbd
What are they gonna do? Drop a pallet on me? They lack opposable thumbs and thus are entirely incapable of repairing a generator so it's just a matter of hooking them in basement which would be tedious, but not impossible.
>Garry's Mod >set godmode with unlimited ammo >or admin clear map >spawn in an army of metrocops repeatedly until the world crashes from the amount of lion and cop corpses
>an entire planet made out of lions
just probe and jump away bro
>Elden ring on my max level character
If they don’t respawn and they aren’t like the lions in castle sol I’ll be sweeping through them by the dozen with incants before they take me out and I respawn to start the process all over again. It’ll take an eternity but it’s doable. If they DO respawn then I’m just outright fucked
>Elden ring on my max level character
If they don’t respawn and they aren’t like the lions in castle sol I’ll be sweeping through them by the dozen with incants before they take me out and I respawn to start the process all over again. It’ll take an eternity but it’s doable. If they DO respawn then I’m just outright fucked
Unless they manage to go around the gates of my village they starve outside, otherway i think I would manage to feed them every single crops woman and elder on my village, jeez.
>Risk of Rain 2 >heavily modded
A single stack of Gasoline or Will-o-Wisp would cause the very first dead lion to set off a chain reaction that would consume the entire horde from one side to the other, like an atmosphere being set ablaze. The only actual question is which burns faster: one trillion lions, or my GPU?
>AoE 2
Hmm I think if I have some time to gather resources, get enough villagers, build some walls and get enough archers I will be okay except I would die of old age long before even a few billion lions died.
Even if you kill 100 lions a second it will take over 300 years.
Maybe if it was Minecraft I could realistically do it with a lot of nether portal traps so I could kill thousands every second.
Do the lions follow the rules of the game? If so, they are forced to go down a single map path until they either kill us or the monkeys kill them.
Do we get cash per lion "popped?" If so, do the trillion lions come over time or all in one round? The only way to win would be if the lions follow the rules of the game, and slowly ramp up the number of lions coming down the path per round, giving me time to build up defenses. The towers in the game ramp up to some seriously insane damage per second, to the point that beating a trillion lions could be feasible.
>Talos Principle 1
Well assuming they still have to eat, I find somewhere enclosed I can get a jammer into, lock myself inside with it and wait for the lions to starve to death. As a machine I can outlast them literally forever if I need to.
if they don't need to eat and are programs themselves then I either lock myself in the box forever, wait for Elohim to delete whatever virus caused this, or kill myself and let the next generation take over while leaving a message telling them that lions are fucking vicious.
>dqv
if Im fighting 10 at a time max, absolutely I can take them. If all 1 trillion get a turn in the rotation, Im fucked unless I go first, surely a Kaboom would do the trick
>Barotrauma
Depends if any spawn inside the sub I guess. Otherwise I get to find out what one trillion lions imploding under water pressure looks like.
I'll see what I can do
That is a Puma
kiryu is a homosexual
in a row?
lions are so fucking gay, eagles are much cooler
What eagle then?
Harpy Eagle. Strongest eagles around.
eagle
Why is he always mad
His country's people are divided and not getting along and grilling together
He's American.
Now post what it looks like from the front
>problem, bitch?
>Rimworld
I’m deader than shit. I could barely fend off a few rabid animals since my people were freezing, starving, and trying to kill each other. However, seeing as it was 0 degrees F outside maybe all trillion lions would die of hypothermia?
My brother in christ. Animals in rimworld can't open doors. All animal raids are solved by being enclosed. The lions would die of starvation.
the lions could eat other lion corpses sustaining them practically indefinitely. its more likely that anon's colony would run out of food or resources before he would deal with all the lions
they have infinite food, you do not
You also have infinite food, you can cook and eat some of the lions who have fallen in battle.
Lions are just big cats, they are asleep for a large percentage of the day. Go out when the lions are asleep and cook the deceased lions.
oh shit you woke one up, the horde is upon ye
Just build walls, and stay inside until they die from hunger.
fuck it, guess im reinstalling and putting another 700 hours into Rimworld
>Race the Sun
I'm good.
>Race the Sun
Holy shit I thought I was the only one who played that. Awesome game and such pretty achievement icons.
Man those are some pretty achievement icons
You dumb naggers, you clearly didn't understand the reference.
>what if the lions attack at night lololol
Everyone understood that but it's not nearly as clever or funny as you newfags think it is.
Yeah. This is the kind of situation orbital bombardment was designed to solve.
You guys are making me want to play race the sun again.
I suck at it though so I'll probably never unlock all of its cheevos.
>I'll probably never unlock all of its cheevos.
Don't feel bad. They were made for an earlier version that was a lot easier and also more fun imo. You can probably downgrade the game using the Steam console if the manifests are still available.
I remember having a lot of fun with Race the Sun
I put probably dozens of hours into it on PS Vita
>Darktide
The rejects kill fucking Beasts of Nurgle and Chaos Spawn like it's nothing. I'm sure they'll be alright.
Now imagine every wave is those dogs. Same number as the shitty cultists. Now imagine the waves don't stop.
You're delusional if you still think 4 rejects could even get through 10,000 of the 1,000,000,000,000 lions.
Why is it just 4 rejects? it's lions enter x game. so it's a trillion lions on atoma or the morningstar. If its Atoma the problem probably solves itself.
>lions attack at night
How the FUCK am I supposed to counter that???
>Crymachina
Probably
>Factorio
I can barely hold off a solid wave of biters
>they entered Cookie Clicker
How would this even work? Do I need to click 1 trillion individual lions or do I get upgrades that let me get more of them with each click?
If you got to the lategame where the entire universe becomes warped by a eldtritch cookie diety I assume that beats all the lions
lol, lmao
>gets buried under the sheer mass of flesh and suffocates
Drowns you in blood like its nothing personel, kid.
Mario can stomp them to death
ace combat 3 so yes
I don't think there are enough resources on earth to make enough munitions to kill a trillion lions
no, my gpu can't handle that many polygons
>outer wilds
Nothin personnel, kitties...
Nah the lions would win because the sun would die by itself
i mean, that's a lot of lions
Yeah, gg no re
>Pokemon
GG, lions win every time
>Lions would lose because... THEY JUST WOULD, OK?
Reminder that pokemon are such jobbers that literal 10 year olds regularly capture them and make them fight for their own entertainement
Humans in the Pokemon world have supernatural abilities themselves, and barring special cases (protagonists, rivals, Iris), you usually only see adults with rare/strong Pokemon, kids usually are only able to handle 1-2 weak Pokemon or up to a full team of bugs, and usually full teams are either reserved for Bug Catchers/Fishermen/Breeders spamming weak Pokemon or the most elite, experienced trainers. Having a full team and being able to capture and train any Pokemon near-effortlessly are the special traits that set the progags apart from ordinary trainers in setting.
Only if they have a pokemon to start with. Otherwise Ash gets rekt by a bunch of level 1 Spearows.
>What is the safari zone
You get so called powerhouses like Tauros and Gyarados who do nothing to said kids after several rocks and balls thrown at them, if they don't outright flee. Pokemon are complete jobbers, and Ash being an incompetent retard doesn't change that. Hell, even incompetent retard Ash managed to catch a Krabby without using a single pokemon
IDK, can they touch ghost types?
>The foe is bitten with viciously sharp fangs. It may make the target flinch.
Lions can literally just bite them, and that is if the ghosts don't struggle to death first
But what if the lions covered their ears
lions have soundproof ability
>lions roar so loud they can't hear it
GGs shake their paws
>Lions roar
>Pokemon all run away scared shitless
GG
>lions form a massive flesh ball that just indiscriminately rolls and consumes everything like a katamari
That would kill Yveltal causing all the Pokemon to die as well.
>Taking pokedex entries seriously
I shiggy diggy
Perish song would probably be the last resort, even with severely reduced power from all of the damage spreading, every mon that can learn strong spread moves like heat wave, lava plume, etc and using the moves all at once would easily clear the horde
I like the Mystery Dungeon interpretation of those spread moves, where theoretically you can turn the whole floor into one giant room and hit every single tile at once
The mental image of every single lion dying to one Heat Wave is funny
No matter how you look at it, both games confirm that spread moves do not have unlimited range (either as wide as a floor in PMD, or all afjacent like in triple battles), so the pokemon will always lose no matter how powerful they are. They do not have unlimited PP, so they simply can't kill enough lions before struggling themselves to death, even assuming the best case scenario in their favour
Pokemon have Ghost types, invulnerable to normal type damage which lions would be. Easy.
Bite is a dark type move though.
in the anime bite has like energy effects shown on the mouth and shit so its prolly special
Not in three days, even with time slowed down... Maybe with enough bombs
>DESTRUCTIVE FINISH
*game crashes*
probably not
heh
>Downwell
aw fuck
>UnderRail
maybe if I have infinite ammo
>Trillion
I get the feeling whoever made this thread doesn't comprehend numbers very well
this
99% of games in this scenario would not have the tools to kill that many lions in 1 lifetime
As long as I roll 20 and they roll 1, I'm fine.
>bg1
>d20 system
Wrong edition NERD
retard
you wanna piece of me, lions
>take out 1 trillion lions in combat
>lose to 6 lions in the cutscene after
wooooow
This sounds like a case of
>Can the main character fly?
If yes, they win, eventually. If not, they lose. I dont think you understand just how much is a trillion.
Anyways, they maybe kill like 50 with their anime skills and weapons before being mauled to death.
1 trillion is a lot but some rpg characters can delete entire planets
>touch Triforce
>"kill all the lions please"
done
I need to make sure my turrets are all stocked on ammo. My base is well defended.
You're fucked. You're going to run out of either stone or iron and fucking die.
Damn, maybe I'll climb into the rocket.
>the bugs learned to make trains
scary
Monster hunter world would probably be ok, picked off by other monsters and a balista shot should easily one shot any lion, hell go through 3 lions if they are tightly packed together
Although if I am being more specific if we say 1 trillion lions appear in the new world I guess it depends how large we say Astera is where they spawn in exactly, if they are all within distance to have it be said they are actively attacking Astera the place probably falls
Zorah Magdaros could kill all the lions completely passively given its lifespan, heat, and size, but if the lose con is the player dying, the lions will definitely overrun Astera before that happens.
>Ghostwire Tokyo
I guess. Just nuke them from rooftops.
The game would just crash.
Yeah but it would be boring
>Ghostrunner
Owari Da
>one claw nicks you
>instantly die
>Half-Minute Hero
I'll fend them off in 30 seconds or less
>Gunstar Heroes
>Chaser-Lightning
GGNORE dumb ass cats
>nick all star brawl 2
Spongebob solos
>Bloonstd6
I dunno, will the lions come at me through a set path and ignore the monkeys?
>NOITA
Yes.
Assuming the lions just bum rush you and 90% of them aren't immediately killed by being trampled/suffocated/drowned/crushed etc. because they are all stuck between rocks and on top of each other, killing 1 trillion things would likely take maybe a decade if you played the game every single day. Even if your character can kill a hundred per AOE it would still be in the 10 years range of playing every day doing nothing but 1 shotting all the lions.
Nobody can fend off a trillion anything. Do you know how much a fucking trillion is? Let's assume your game engine runs at 60fps and you're just wailing on the attack button to one-shot them. You can take out 60 per second. That's still 16,666,666,666.67 seconds to defeat them. 16 billion seconds. How long is that? That's over 185,000 days. You would have to mash 60 times per second every second without breaks for over 500 consecutive years. If you have an AoE attack that can defeat 500 at once you would still have to spam that AoE continuously 60 times per second for a little over an entire year.
You can destroy planets in Stellaris
A trillion enemy beings is manageable.
Or Mass Effect would science genophage them.
The Borg stomp them easily. Along with multiple other high order species.
Thanos snaps.
Prince of Persia rewinds time
Mario slides down a hill, killing every single one with a cute noise. A meek meow, perhaps.
Scribblenauts stomps.
Fuck your lions
Stellaris was my second option. Modded Stellaris goes even beyond planet-crackers and into star-system-annihilators.
Build a Quasi-Stellar Obliterator and focus the total output of a neutron star into a jump gate aimed at the target system's star, blowing everything within several lightyears to ash.
>Fallout 3
My game stutters the next 3 frames across maybe 7 minutes before it silently crashes and hides my fucking mouse retardless of what i do. Completely helpless to anything besides a hard reset on my pc. I suppose no one won in the end.
No. A trillion is such a high number people don't realize just how much that means. If you counted to a trillion at one number per second (ignoring the time it takes to say the number), it would take nearly 32 thousand years.
>If you do something retardedly slowly its very slow
You might as well have said "if you count to 32 trillion one number a second then it takes 32 trillion seconds"
>arma 3 with the halo mod
missile barrage from like 10 pelicans goes brrrrr
janny turned off bumps for my very active thread
Not going to read all that shit but the nigga can just go steal 2 flutes from the store and let the girls fight over that 1 flute while he keeps both of the stolen ones.
Child 2, anything else is thievery.
If child 2 wishes to ever share with child 1, then that is her prerogative.
The Earth is finite. Child 2 is hogging resources for no other reason than that she made something of it. Well, guess what? Fucking anyone can make something out of something else.
Child 2 literally already owns the flute and is unwilling to part with it. Giving it to someone else is literally theft.
child A can actually play the flute and use it for its intended purpose. the others cannot actually use the flute. B, the sweatshop slave, would be too busy making flutes for 10 cents an hour to actually learn how to use it. Child C would be more likely to use the flute as a bludgeoning weapon.
It's B's flute and she made no agreement to give it to anyone else. Simple as
>Hurr that means you support marxism
No, I just don't support theft
Marxism would be A
>From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs
B because I said so
who the fuck would give it to Child C?
Democrats
break the flute, give A and B one half
call the cops on C and watch as they kill him
A to make B seethe
Gove the flute to Child D who is talentless, didn’t make the flute, is rich, and is my child.
Obviously Child B gets the flute because it's hers.
But in reality this is a retarded analogy about tax policy. So Child B is actually the owner of a corporation that manufactures flutes.
She does no actual labor herself. She just hires hundreds of Child C's to make the flutes at slave wages. And a few Child A's to manage the company.
Neither did she provide the startup capital. That came from a loan backed by her rich parents. If her flute business fails she'll just declare bankruptcy and the bank eats the cost of the loan.
So really Child C makes the flutes, Child A supervises, and Child B fucks them both in the ass.
>Pinata Economics
>Candy runs out
Now what?
The workers make more. As they always have. But this time they get to take it home instead of loading 90% of it into a pinata.
Then the company dies and no one makes any profit, just like it always does when commies indiscrimately take wealth from anyone richer than them
>the company will die if you don't cram 90% of its earnings down the throat of a single worthless employee
Worse, it's not even a single employee who gets the money, it's shareholders and investors
Well yeah, they invested in the company. Why shouldn't they get the profits after paying their employees?
Commies are thieves, don't expect them to answer with anything else than "muh unequality" or "they don't deserve their wealth"
They don't. israelite.
>I should be allowed to break my finacial agreements when they don't go my way
Fuck you, you giga israelite
I am entitled to my life in this world. If you rig the game so that you can steal what is mine, I will happily fuck you over to steal it back.
Who manages the company then?
A guy with a similar job who doesn't get paid 100x the salary of the people actually doing all the work this isn't hard to imagine.
and yet it has never happened, probably because it's insane to expect someone to run a whole company while being paid the same as toothless joe lifting some boxes
There's always another pinata, so we just keep beating the richest guy on the block to death
Why doesn't the rich pinata just hire someone to beat the the beaters?
piñata economics is actually powerful people (the communist party in charge) killing and murdering everyone else, actually starting with the most poor and defendless
The king said, "Get me a sword." When they brought the sword before the king, he said, "Cut the flute in thirds, and give one to the first, one to the second, and one to the last." The child who could play, because she was stirred with remorse for her outburst, and afraid of the loss of the musical instrument's purpose, said to the king, "Please, my lord, give the second the flute—do not destroy it!" But she replied to her, saying, "It shall be neither mine nor yours. Cut it as you have said!" And the third agreed, saying, "Let it be so!" The king then answered, "Give the first the flute! Do not destroy it! She sees what the others cannot." When all of Jannitoria had heard the judgement which he gave, they were in awe of him, for they saw that the king had in him the wisdom of God for giving right judgement.
The most based justification for A I've seen yet. Monarchychads stay winning
child b already owns the flute
Child B can make another flute. Therefore, Child C should get it first so he can have something. Then Child B should make another flute and give it to Child A so they can actually play it and teach Childs B and C to play as well. Then Child B can make another flute for herself.
unlimited money i suppose
I'd give it to A but compensate B with an ice cream or whatever kids like.
Child B should get it. Who the fuck takes the home made flute a child makes to give it to someone else? A communist that's who.
*unzips dick*
whoever can suck it better gets the flute, go on sluts get to it
I like how you can tell child C wasn't originally black.
>Starsector
The Lions either appear in space and immediately die, or spawn on a planet and become a new resource or get obliterated by saturated bombardments
>Devil Daggers
Hand 4 fast shotgun should take care of them pretty quickly.
Nikke? This is trouble for them. A lot of them would end up getting raped by the barbed lion cock
>No Sex-mods, Vanilla+ Modded Skyrim
Assuming they spawn in around all of Tamriel and not just Skyrim.
I'm not too sure actually... I know magic exists in the world, but the sheer numbers of the lions could overwhelm.
>voices of the void
my pc would crash first, otherwise my save is now permanently fucked
>lwotc
gg ez
But who will win, the infinite lions or infinite suns?
Infinite lions would just die and thus there wouldn't be infinite lions anymore.
Congrats, you just doomed our entire universe by creating an infinitely large black hole. Nobody wins, everybody loses.
I'll save the universe and the girl!
Ah sweet, more mass for the infinite-mass giga black hole
Project zomboid.... maybe, there a lot of zombies in there
Does a lion getting infected by a zombie(I would assume devouring one would infect it) count as killing it?
>AC6.
>Lions of Raven ending.
>1 trillion lions explode out from rubicon and engulf an entire star system.
>But they're lions so it's more like 1 trillion lion corpses because lions can't breathe in space and the ones on the planet would be crushed beneath the mass of one another.
>Maplestory
>Leveling my Demon Avenger
>Lions would have to get into frenzy range to do anything
Literally the only way I lose is if I get disconnected from the server.
Sanitarium? Probably not, unless they're just hallucinations.
>Turn myself into a lion (I was playing a Druid)
>become their friend
All of the lions are gay.
You are now in a long queue of being bred
uh, is that a problem?
I remember when I played L4D and used a cheat to spawn a wave of 1000 zombies.
The amount of time actually needed to kill them all was surprisingly long.
I can't imagine fighting something in the quantity of 1 trillion
wouldn't the sheer mass of a trillion lions in one place just collapse into a black hole.
Nah, lions are mostly empty space.
>no more heroes
Imagine the intense wrestling action while rolling good rolls
>pray melee
>ice barrage
easy
>Robocop
I don't think they can damage him if he covers the jaw. He also has infinite ammo on his Auto-9 in game so I think he can do it but it will take a minute.
You'll homosexuals are underestimating how much a trillion is
you overestimate the endurance of lions
I know exactly how much a trillion lions is. It's the number of lions in OP's picture multiplied by one trillion.
Kyute
>Even if I can kill 100 every second I'd need to play 317 years nonstop at the same level of efficiency just to grind my way through the hoard
Fuck no I wouldn't even attempt jt
>monster hunter
I won't even have to do much. Most shit is vastly more dangerous than packs of lions.
>Degrees of Lewdity
I can't fuck that many lions
>Noita
I will bludgeon every single lion to death with homing rocks
Give my Risk of Rain 2 character the right combination of like 5 items and there will be zero difference between lion attacking them and 6 trillion lions attacking them.
>Left 4 Dead 2
I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith tried feeding a lion some steak to see how long it'd tear up the thing? Yeah, he lost an arm from that lion and he was bleeding out for quite a bit, but he snuck into the zoo so the zookeeper didn't really care. Anyways, no, I'd die horribly.
>Mechanicus
Probably wouldn't win, but my squad would make a good dent. Six tech priests + 6 kastellens results in many, many dead lions each turn.
>Children of a dead earth
time to take out the nukes and the recursive drones
There is a reason lions are getting filtered by mother nature.
Bring it the fuck on
>EDF 5
Not even a challenge
But what if flying lions?
>THESE NEW MONSTERS! I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE! IT'S LIKE THOSE FLYING ALIENS B- BUT WITH FUR! AAAARGH
>THEY LOOK JUST LIKE US
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
1 million female lions in heat can beat them
Beating a trillion lions would require either your character being undamageable by the lions as well as being immortal, or the ability to end all life on earth. Anything less and the lions win through sheer numbers.
Alan wake 2. Not enough ammo for 1 trillion lions. Saga will get rekt.
>Nethack
>Blessed scroll of genocide
>terraria
I make a lava moat on both sides of my house. Easy
My last game was tactics ogre. It would take me more than the rest of my lifetime to beat them all. So no. I would die of old age.
Just one stack?
My lions 🙂
>Arma 3
I already crashed after the first 10 lions started loading in
>neptunia v2
P sure the game is coded so it can only handle like 8 enemies in a battle at a time but even if I OHKOd them with AoE I’d run out of SP or healing eventually because I can only carry 30
If they go first I die instantly because even when you instakill enemies lots of them can still do like 20% of your health in one attack
>Europa Universalis 4 (Anbennar)
>I've colonized the new world as elf nazis
>early era of witchkings
>Lions are considered rebels that cause devastation
>1,000,000,000,000 lions is 1,000,000,000 stacks
>they're equally distributed in the world, meaning I have 100 000 000 division of lion rebels because I have about 10% of the world under my control.
>that's 100 000 armies of 100 lion divisions
>that's more than 1 stack per province
it's over, completely over
for the entire world
all the races will die
all civilization will end
even remote islands will be completely destroyed
but only if the game doesn't crash first
Honestly, any RTS game is either going to outmass the lions eventually, or straight up turn it into a gradual slog of inevitable victory.
Some would treat the lions as an outright grey goo scenario, like the Creeper World series, again steady out massing the lions until whatever is leaking the lions into reality can be reached and sealed.
>any RTS game is either going to outmass the lions eventually,
>supply limit reached
>still only a fraction of a fraction of one trillion
I cast a ice sun. You all dead lions.
I suppose Pâquerette could catch lions, too. If nothing else, she and Ophéline could hide out in the Bunburrows until the lions starve out.
>Armored Core 6
>can run through shipping crates with 0 damage
It's gonna be real messy, but I think I could manage without taking a single point of damage.
Lions are so fucking gay, Jaguars are the true kings of the jungle.
>half the size of lions
>kings of anything
laughing my mane off
>Venti burst
>Bennett burst
>Nahida skil + burst
>Spam Ganyu's charge shot
>Repeat
Sora can do it easily
Does he have some kind of ability to only fight 3 lions at a time each time?
Nah he just takes them all on at once
I'm going to need a lot of nitra.
>Talos principle 1
Lions are people too. Frogs are fucked, though.
>Armored Core 6
With the occasional resupply, 1 trillion lions pose no threat.
Why's it that bears absolutely bodied lions whenever ancient people put the two to clash?
Serious Sam?
I guess he could.
Doomguy?
I guess he could.
>one trillion
That just means Sam has to get serious.
That just means he has to use a bit more of BFG tracers.
You are a funny guy.
Danke, herr anon.
>freddy in space 3
game instantly crashes
Tried out the Half Sword demo, so fuck no
>Halo
Uhhh Spartans are way stronger than lions right? And i doubt they would get past the energy shield, make them grizzlies and i doubt Chief would even defeat 10
Why?
They are just doing their daily simulations.
Tigers killed a nikke. A cyborg made of some of the toughest metal around. Who on the writing team thought of that one?
kino incoming
>Etrian Odyssey II on DS
>battle screen can't fit more than 5 enemies
>kill lions 1000000000000/5 times
>medieval 2 total war
Could probably easily deal with a million lions with shield walls, pikes, arrows, castles, etc etc, maybe even a billion if they are spread out over the entirety of the world, but a trillion? That's some serious attrition.
I don't think you understand the concept of a million, much less a billion or trillion lions. They would literally run you over and rush you under weight alone. No amount of shield walls or pikes or even casles will stop them. Go look up World War Z wall scene and multiply that by a million or a billion.
>Armored core vs Lions
I think I'll manage
Technically doomguy
Because it was stated before that every .wad is canon. Hell can take on any form no matter how strange or wide and if you account for how many .wads are out there with how many people have played those .wads and how many times they played, the amount of enemies killed is far greater than one trillion so one trillion lions is nothing.
sun made of obsidian
dunno why but I find that metal as fuck
>lies of p
Nah I'm junkyard scrap
1 trillion lions could do nothing against a traditional 256 man Macedonian phalanx.
I can see a lot of people do not understand how big of a number a trillion is multiplied by the weight of a lion, that's 500 trillion pounds of weight. Nothing sort of nukes or world ending magic is going to stop the lions before they simply overrun you with sheer numbers and weight. Flying also will not work unless you meet two criteria: you can fly infinitely without stamina or the need to rest and you do not need to eat, drink or sleep. If you do not meet the criteria above you will not survive.
The 256-man phalanx simply has no weak points for the lions to attack. The lions are just running into a mass of spears and shields.
You're an idiot. The lions would crush you under sheer mass alone, just by piling up.
I dunno man, phalanx guy sounds pretty convincing
The lions have no chance. Just look at this.
huh? but they're all standing in the sun and their thighs are exposed thus making the lions mega horny and they'll frenzy to mount them???
Just step OVER the dead lions, duh.
This, it's why pokémon can't beat even a billion lions without relying on the most questionable parameters possible like pokedex entries so to avoid discussing their actual capacities. A billion is already such a big number that we litteraly can't comprehend it without rationalizing it, and a trillion is 1000x this uncomprehenisble number
Vergil could beat one trillion lions.
>Verification not required.
Was playing insurgency
If I have a PKM or an M249 to my disposal I think I can
Sure. Eventually. I'm immortal and have already lived decades upon decades of lives. They'll kill me millions of times and I'll keep coming back. This is nothing to me.
Forgot to attach a pic. Just guess the game then.
>Null: All
>Focus
>Hades Blast
Heh... nothing personelle, kids...
Been playing Delta-V Rings of Saturn, so I guess there's a whole fucking lot of cleanup to do now. Or I guess they can just be left there floating in space.
>Crysis
I can just stand there while a trillion lions attempt to scratch the nanosuit in vain, I could entertain myself from time to time by picking up a Lion and throwing it to the sky, idk.
Any game set on planet Earth or a planet with similar size and geography couldn't sustain 1 trillion lions, pretty much everyone would instantly die, lions included, the moment they spawn.
There's going large bundles of ashes with this bad boy.
I don't think you homosexuals understand how much a trillion is. Think about how scary 1 lion is. Then multiply that by a trillion.
A trillion lions physically could not exist on the planet. There isn't enough space.
If you rolled up a trillion lions into a giant ball of meat, it would be larger than Earth itself.
The Earth is bigger than they tell you
Mass of a trillion lions 2e+14 kg
mass of Earth 5.972e+24 kg
>Morrowind
>have permanent 100% chameleon
What now lions?
>hogwarts legacy
No, beating a few wolves already takes too long
>warioware move it
>microgame lets me swat away 1 trillion lions instantly
>but it requires the use of the joycon's IR camera
>mfw infinite ammo and lifetime supply of lions for food
Make a build that's immortal against trash mobs with aoe retaliation that one shots a screen of lions, then use cheat engine to make the game run at 1000000x speed.
one trillion lions is 1000000000000000000 lions
there are 8000000000000 aprox on earth
just so you know how many lions you're fighting
>pokémon
Hop on my Drifblim and watch as my Giratina gores the lions to death, lions scratches are normal type anyway so it wouldn't affect Giratina. I win and I get to watch the show unfold from a nice vantage point.
>Runs out of PP
What now? You're going to come down to your Giratina and get mauled by a billion lions to use your ether
NOT SO FAST!
I-I...
I concede, can't think of anything else really. At least it's gonna be fun while it lasts.
I have 1 trilliom dittos that turn in to 1 trillion giratinas and maul your lions to death.
You lose.
The PC doesn't have nearly that much room, just admit defeat
PC room increases in later games infinitelly and we are talking about an fantasy scenario.
You lose, admit it, your lions are nothing really for someone with creativity.
the character is a human being and can't catch one trillion dittos in his lifetime
Assuming the best scenarios of nonstop catching, with every encounter being a ditto and that spending no more than 15 seconds to find and catch each one without fail, it would take 480000 years to catch this many dittos. Even making it to a billion would take 480 years, anon is just coping tbh
>Timestops
>Casts instant death that bypasses all defenses and immunities
Ainz is also entirely immune to their attacks and can fly
so technically it's a matter of grinding them down over a decades or a century
Fairly sure he'd just start resurrecting a certain number of lions as stronger undead lions to fight, and if it was going to take decades he's probably just going to leave it to the death knights or some the floor guardians.
Could Demiurge just tell the lions to fuck off and have it work? He can affect intelligent races like lizardmen at least, dunno if that voice gimmick works on monsters.
>Mary sue : the series
Yawn...
Next time use any other series that's more entertaining
>immunity to physical damage
>high counter
>increase counter chance and damage
Can take no damage and 100% counter. Just sit there and wait a couple of millenia
GG EZ NO RE
>titanfall 2
1 hour of crunching sounds
you mean one decade at least?
>l4d2
if i was next to an infinite ammo pile maybe
TF2
Realistically the only scenario you could win would be hiding in the 2fort intel room and building sentries to kill the lions before they can get close.
Let's assume everyone was smart and we have a team of 12 engineers, with 6 level 3s pointing down each hall. This is enough to kill any lions that enter in less than a second. Realistically the only way you could lose would be if the engineers got bored and stopped reloading their sentries. However to kill a trillion lions, if you killed ten every second would take over three years. Theoretically they could do it, but I don't think they'd want to
>half of lions get autobalanced to your team
If the mercs had access to MvM upgrades (which would make sense fighting against a hoard) it would be a lot quicker
>1 pop equals about 1 billion
>1,000,000,000,000 / 1,000,000,000 = 1000 pops
>considering 20 pops per planet on average
>1000 / 20 = 50 planets
It's gonna take a little while but I can manage
Is the thumbnails supposed to look like a face of a bear? Am I going insane?
Shit I kinda see it now
>your last vidya
Pokemon
the is just the age old debate, and Pokemon stomp
>there are a thousand billions in a trillion
>983,284,169 lions per 1 pokemon
And this is without the hidden lion techniques, mind you
Aoe2, I dunno. What civ to combat them Ganker?
>KSP
>1 trillion lions appear at the KSC
>screen updates, once
>there is what looks like one lion
>its entire surface is shimmering and z-fighting
>the screen is frozen
>3 minutes later, the sound of a lion's roar overlaid with the sound of an explosion starts and is immediately cut off
>the game crashes
Defeated I guess
>this somehow gives you infinite delta-v and makes jol disappear
kek
If we're talking about the in-game universe though, I would assume KSC is a loss.
I don't know if they could reach the kerbals I have left over in orbit. One of my orbiting ships has an Orion drive - it propels itself by launching small nuclear bombs behind it and riding the shockwave. Kerbals could probably repurpose that to start bombarding the surface?
Unless the lions pick up where the kerbals left off with the space program.
OR I just wait for them to die of cancer.
>lion length (sans tail): ~2m
>shoulder height: ~1.2m
>distance lions can reach by climbing on eachother, standing on 2 legs = 3.2m x 1,000,000,000,000 = 3200000000000m or 3200000000km or 0.00033825 light years
Anything that isn't outside the system is fucked
EDF 5
if i get 3 extra people probably
TO SAVE OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM A LION ATTACK
DEFEAT THE VICIOUS BIG CATS THAT HAVE ONCE AGAIN COME BACK
WE'LL UNLEASH ALL OUR FORCES, WE WON'T CUT THEM ANY SLACK
THE EDF DEPLOYS
>1 trillion lions vs the entire red army
idk, but it would be very entertaining to watch
>HoMM3
Do they come in split stacks so I can make them kill each other?
Resident evil 8. Even with infinite ammo I would die before killing them all.
>Risk of Rain
depends how far into a run I am. they could defeat me purely by killing my fps, but late game they couldn't do shit
nothing personell, kot
>retail WoW
They're just gonna try and talk about their feelings to the lions. We're fucked.
if we're going by hypothetical limits, Pokemon stomps since PP is a game mechanic and there are probably enough legendaries that can just teleport/portal them away and make them the sun's problem instead, or otherwise just magic them to death with mass floods, firestorms, etc. since casualties don't matter
if we're going by game mechanics, an average endgame hunter from Monster Hunter World can swing wildly into the crowd for eternity (especially with switchaxe) unless the lions suddenly have dragon skin; attacking doesn't use stamina, sharpness is infinite with Master's Touch and crit skills, any chip damage is healed through regen augments, and dead bodies clip through each other + fade away after a while
If you treat it as a very large group battle, one earthquake or perish song would end everything
Football manager...
I guess Slough, or the UK for that matter is fucked.
All my A team will get injured that's for sure. Can the ref give them a red card?
You've already won, the lions lost the second they tried to play with a team of one trillion and got disqualified for it.
Divide 1 trillion by 11
That's a lot of games of divegrass to play. Why don't the lions just have their own league?
Makes me wonder whether lions would be better at football (divegrass) or football (handegg).
Divegrass, for sure. They've got four legs to kick the ball with, and handegg doesn't let you hold the thing in your mouth.
>Cabela's Dangerous Hunts
YOU'RE LOCKED IN WITH ME
>hp stealing ravager berserker with mana regained on hit
it'll take a while but I'll kill them all eventually
>already have a bunch of eldritch powers and am insanely OP if I don't let my guard down
EZ. I guess if they were fast enough in-game they might almost surround me, but I have a spell that lets me fly anyways. The actual issue here is that my game would crash before anything happened.
you cant levitate in skyrim doe
I can, thoughbeit.
>even doe you get like 8 spells to use in undeath
Undeath has at least 3 submods, and then there's still tons of spell mods to add actual variety.
limk?
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/40802
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/58983
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/70085
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/1090
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/13299
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/1690?
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/39170
or add spell research if you wanna make your own in a more difficult slow rp fashion
>Stoneshard
>Dirwin, bow + spear
I'll just park my ass at a bottleneck and poke, if we can assume infinite weapon durability
>Katamari damacy
yes, please send 1 trillion lions
Is there anything that could defeat 1 trillion lions that could not defeat 2 trillion lions?
a trillion and one tigers
would 1 trillion lions fit on Earth? is there enough landmass for them to stand on?
what would be the population density of 1 trillion lions on earth
>F Zero 99
Pretty sure I could run them all over, or at least drive away.
blocklords is all about constant medieval war breaking loose so if all the kingdoms teared down their /walls/ and cooperated without looking at flags or skin tones they could maybe take on a trillion lions...
that wizard is so badass
>armored core
They can't do shit to a giant mech even with a trillion of them
What if you run out of ammo? You have melee weapons but you can’t stay in the air forever.
It's a mech anon, he can just boost over them, it would obliterate them.
ACs in AC6 are like 15 meters tall, they are mechwarrior big while being stupid fast.
A single laser shot would melt so many lion's it would be fucking ugly and disgusting.
Depends, can the Princess defeat the lions?
kinda funny how many people ITT have also last played Noita
my last run was kind of shit so I'm pretty boned
It's a fun game
mfw died in the temple of the art because i did a stupid thing again
>Risk of Rain 2
Yes, handily.
>Hades
Yeah, I'd be alright.
>I'll sonic boom a trillion lions
>One
>On
>One
They can't stand a chance.
>gaiares
I'm dying before i get contact with any lion
Math for people who have no idea how large 1 trillion is.
Even If you could killed 100 lions a second, you would have to spend 317 YEARS to kill them all.
>100 lions a second
Amateur.
Ok, and? Just kill 500 lions a sec
>Still spending every second of ~63 years doing nothing but killing lions
Learn math retard
Pfft, just start killing early
>stares at you
>EDF5
My Fencer has infinite ammo and five boosts and dashes ensuring constant dash jump uptime. I could easily kill a trillion crimson ants given enough time and space to kite, so I don't see why it would be any different with a trillion lions since they're significantly smaller, less mobile, less durable and less aggressive than crimson ants.
1 trillion lions still can't beat 1 Sun
what about 1 undecillion lions?
>be me, super genius
>get in my boat
>fish and chill for a month
>trillion lions have each other within the month
pssh, easy
That's a lot of lions.
Absolutely fucked. Literally no chance of survival unless it was one at a time and Snake had unlimited ammo.
Probably yeah
>huge amount of lions against Robocop armed with full auto Auto-9 with infinite ammo
Damage: 1,000,000 * 0 = 0
I'll be fine.
>gets murked by enemy turn that lasts a year at minimum
>Grim dawn
I'll be okay
post build
>skyrim with overpowered illusionist thief
It'll take approximately forever and I'm pretty sure I'll be the last thing left alive on Nirn but I'll just cast Invisibility and Mayhem over and over until they've all killed each other.
>The first ever Khajitt Break in the history of Nirn.
no, they'd pin me down and ride me until i die
lions are really gay bro
>*summons a trillion nile crocodiles*
what now, you oversized kittens?
i hug that gator
>late hard mode terraria
It would be more annoying than difficult.
>Demoncrawl
>use Electro Pulse item to electrify all tiles
>pop Spark mastery, instantly killing everything
GG kitties, it was fun.
>Deadspace
>After hours of being yelled by incompetent women and facing horrible allucinations, Isaac manages to repair a derelic planet cracker
>Lifts a country-size rock
>Drops it
>Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous
I'll be fine
>FE Engage
>Create Your Own Chokepoints: The Game
Even if they somehow do any damage to Louis or whoever has Ike/Hector ring, Chain Guard and Bonded Shield disregard anything they could try.
yes, it would be a meatgrinder and thats this game's specialty kkkkkk
1 trillion kirovs vs 1 trillion lions
who will win?
depends
are they trained soviet circus lions?
Goddamn could you imagine giving him a hug around his fluffy neck?
>dumb
probably stinks, and feels rough and matted.
>Starfield
I used to go on a planet with plenty of life, took my suit, helmet and jackpack off, picked a Sniper rifle with Berserk ability and hunted every living thing from worms to the most dangerous wildlife. It was tons of fun and taking out 1 trillion lions is just a matter of resources (med packs, ammo).
>Wurm Online.
Given that the Lions spawn evenly throughout the world in allowed spawning locations, and their existence doesn't crash the server...
>Lions spawn in.
>They are all passive to me, due to my power as a Priest of Nature, not attacking me until I attack them.
>As Mayor of a deed, summon a set of 5 spectral guards to my defense.
They will attack all aggressive creatures that wander into my deed, are all individually strong enough to kill dozens of lions each before being at risk of dying, and respawn immediately if killed by them.
>Begin to carve a path through the lions, with a Two-handed sword that steals life with each strike, my powers as a nature priest enabling healing, and enough fighting skill to take on trolls handily, Individual lions are no match to me, and they will not attack me en-masse unless I willingly turn of the pacification effect.
As for the long term effects on the world, given that admins do not interfere to remove the lions...
>All other deed owners caught in the crossfire are likely to immediately follow suit to summon their own spectral guard to keep them safe.
>Passive animals are hunted to extinction within the week, falling prey to the lions.
>The lions begin to get diseased due to overcrowding in the first two weeks.
>Lions will be wiped out by starvation and/or disease over the next month, though some lions will manage to survive by virtue of cannibalizing the dying, and being in proximity of enchanted grounds that improve survival chances, they can be easily handled by any competent fighter, which by virtue of how leveling works, will be most of them.
Technically the last vidiya I "played" was Melvor Idle. With a character that has max combat and gear. So yes.
But more interactable vidiya... ESO. A new low level toon, so most definitely not.
>Magic the Gathering: Arena
Oh god no, not with the retarded shit I play. I don't have a board wipe, good game.
>state of decay 2
>does a 180 in a car
>runs them all over backwards while honking the simpsons theme
These lions are about to have a very bad time
*Beyond All Reason*
Yeah I think I might be able to.
>Final Fantasy VI Pixel Remaster
I had everyone at level 99 and everyone had all the esper magics. Should be easy, just like the final dungeon in that game was with my setup.
Can any anon spare one of their one trillion lions for me to have sex with? I mean, you have nearly a trillion other lions, you won't miss just one
use your own lions you greedy fuck
>scatterslug
ez
All I need is a tripod and enough ammo.
Skul the hero slayer.
I mean, probably. But I don't think I'd sit there and kill a trillion enemies in one sitting
They will just be farmed by braindead noobs for a level 20 pelt/fang/claw collection quest.
>Mario Kart
uhhh probably not
i'm sure he'll find a way
>Factorio.
Oh hi there anon.
Care for a cup of tea? Inside here.
That sound?
Oh; don't worry about that, that's just the sound of 20 thousand artillery cannons realigning their barrels.
>terraria
easily done assuming the game doesn't crash or whatever.
>box myself into lava
>summon some dudes
>afk for 100000 years
gg, no re.
things wouldn't really be that different, 2bh
ok then how do you defeat 1 trillion eagles?
They'd arguably be easier to defeat, since flight requires a LOT of energy. They'd probably starve to death before the lions do, plus they're easier to kill when not in flight
>vermintide 2
uhh my finger's gonna hurt clicking all those lions.
Either I would take zealot and greatsword or battle wizard and spam ult and heavy. Either way, I'm gonna generate a LOT of temp health.
Yes
can i just dig a hole and let them take care of all the zombies while i hide?
CDDA
Civ V, a worker turns them into a luxury resource
>AQW
A standard lion could do literally nothing against him. He'll grind all of them and collect their drops for whatever insane quest giver wants one trillion lion pelts. A few of his abilities have infinite range and hit every single target he deems an enemy, so even the sheer amount isn't an issue.
This isn't even taking into account the Eternal Dragon of Time stuff
>game can only render maybe 50 lions at a time
the world aint ready
>Minecraft
The lions aren't even hostile because Mojang are cowards.
But if they were, I pillar up 2 blocks and now I'm invincible. Or elytra away to my floating base.
pretty sure I killed an equal quantity of skeletons in serious sam one time. the lions would probably run away from me if i started firing.
>Asura's Wrath
Not even a warmup. It would just be tediously long dealing with them all.
Nature/waves 20 seeker/10 angel with my gear and spell choices? Yeah.
>Metro: Exodus
I'm fucked, but it will be better than fighting my ten trillionth Watchman
>Star Citizen
they crash the game so we will never know the outcome.
>13 sentinels:aegis rim
>deimos wave is eliminated
>"what's that?"
>fucking trillion lions appear
It would be the fucking funniest thing ever
Of course the sentinels would win, they are OP as fuck mechas, but my sides wouldn't fucking survive
>Bladestorm
>Bladestorm
>Bladestorm
>Bladestorm
>Repeat 999,999,999,999,996 times
>We left nothing to chance, and it paid off commander!
Fuck off, commies. We're discussing one trillion lions instead of your shitty economic system.
What is the 1 trillion lions' tax policy?
They chill while the lionesses hunt and do all that shit
The lionesses pay the hunt tax so they can get bred and have their children protected
>Golden Sun
With ease.
>CoD
gonna need lots of ammo wew.
>Tomb Raider 2013
I am so fucked
>date a girl a few months ago
>we didn't last a month
>she demanded lots of attention even when I was busy working
>try to satisfy her needs
>she gets mad
>I tell her what's happening and that I'm trying to change
>doesn't answer and just tells me she's mad as fuck and that it's my fault
>tells me I should be wanting to see her every single minute of my free time
>I have a medical condition that prevents me from waking up rested when I sleep, it has been going on like this for a decade already
>she doesn't understand and just cares about how she feels
I'm seeing her tomorrow because I have to give her back some stuff and I feeling anxious as fuck
thanks for reading my blog
>try to satisfy her needs
1 trillion lions would maul your gf easily
VOTV
Could probably hold out until the turbines kicked off. Fixing turbines is the one thing you can’t do remotely.
Other than that you could bunker down, keep making money and order food. After your power goes down the lions would finally be able to get in. So you are fucked unless the ayylmaos somehow kill off all the lions at once.
And to answer the question posed. Yes, we win. We've faced worse, and we've won, time and time again
>doom
uhh. maybe a better player could.
Just created a new Morrowind character. I'm fucked
gengar can single handly kill all the lions.
>inb4 but the lions now have pokemon moves
realistically speaking, how many lions could a pilot + titan kill before being overrun
Ion could kill all of them if the pilot weren't a limiting factor.
All the other titans need ammo of some sort but Ion is running purely on its nuclear reactor.
Ronin would get overwhelmed after around 5 million lions. Realistically.
Depends. Do I have access to a car? Cause I just need to get into it.
>cyberpunk
I guess it'd be similar to real life at the end of the day.
>New Vegas
You can be the toughest son of a bitch to wander the wastes since Frank Horrigan but ammo and power armor both have their limits.
I think anything with an unlimited multi target spell would take out all lions at once. Plenty of games don't specify how many is the limit or the range like FF1.
I played as Highland Tryndemere in ARAM.
It would be glorious.
>A million seconds is 12 days.
>A billion seconds is 31 years.
>A trillion seconds is 31,688 years
>dbd
What are they gonna do? Drop a pallet on me? They lack opposable thumbs and thus are entirely incapable of repairing a generator so it's just a matter of hooking them in basement which would be tedious, but not impossible.
>war thunder
there is literally not enough ordinance even if all the vehicles in all the tech trees were fighting at the same time.
Easy pickings for my materialist stellaris empire. They don't even need to land an army just bomb from orbit
My boomer friends literally has a picture of a lion as his pfp with the phrase "It's called peace, and it took me many storms to find it."
I suppose?
I don't think a lion could harm solid steel or whatever the hell wanzers are made of.
>Garry's Mod
>set godmode with unlimited ammo
>or admin clear map
>spawn in an army of metrocops repeatedly until the world crashes from the amount of lion and cop corpses
im in a armored core so they fucked
That's a trillion lions though
I don't think you grasp just how many that is
Armored Cores could kill 100 a second just by boosting around.
Last game was the hearts of iron EaW mod. I think my magical nukes can handle this.
>Talos Principle 2
Lions might not want to east machines.
>an entire planet made out of lions
just probe and jump away bro
>Elden ring on my max level character
If they don’t respawn and they aren’t like the lions in castle sol I’ll be sweeping through them by the dozen with incants before they take me out and I respawn to start the process all over again. It’ll take an eternity but it’s doable. If they DO respawn then I’m just outright fucked
Unless they manage to go around the gates of my village they starve outside, otherway i think I would manage to feed them every single crops woman and elder on my village, jeez.
>Risk of Rain 2
>heavily modded
A single stack of Gasoline or Will-o-Wisp would cause the very first dead lion to set off a chain reaction that would consume the entire horde from one side to the other, like an atmosphere being set ablaze. The only actual question is which burns faster: one trillion lions, or my GPU?
>AoE 2
Hmm I think if I have some time to gather resources, get enough villagers, build some walls and get enough archers I will be okay except I would die of old age long before even a few billion lions died.
Even if you kill 100 lions a second it will take over 300 years.
Maybe if it was Minecraft I could realistically do it with a lot of nether portal traps so I could kill thousands every second.
Bloons TD 6
Do the lions follow the rules of the game? If so, they are forced to go down a single map path until they either kill us or the monkeys kill them.
Do we get cash per lion "popped?" If so, do the trillion lions come over time or all in one round? The only way to win would be if the lions follow the rules of the game, and slowly ramp up the number of lions coming down the path per round, giving me time to build up defenses. The towers in the game ramp up to some seriously insane damage per second, to the point that beating a trillion lions could be feasible.
I played Lion simulator so would there just be more lions?
Who's the weakest video game character that could solo all trillion?
I'd guess a regular Steelix would eventually do the job.
Mario with no powerups of any kind jumps on the first one and can't end the jump-kill combo piling up beneath him until they're all dead.
Probably Goku. That's who I immediately think of when I hear 'weak character '
>Talos Principle 1
Well assuming they still have to eat, I find somewhere enclosed I can get a jammer into, lock myself inside with it and wait for the lions to starve to death. As a machine I can outlast them literally forever if I need to.
if they don't need to eat and are programs themselves then I either lock myself in the box forever, wait for Elohim to delete whatever virus caused this, or kill myself and let the next generation take over while leaving a message telling them that lions are fucking vicious.
lmfao, he's probably already killed a trillion tigers before
get fucked lions
yeah
How did you handle a trillion loads to the face? There’s your answer.
>pizza tower
>dqv
if Im fighting 10 at a time max, absolutely I can take them. If all 1 trillion get a turn in the rotation, Im fucked unless I go first, surely a Kaboom would do the trick
>Nikkes
I was playing the Vampire Survivors minigame, they can survive easy with a blender of boomerangs!
>Barotrauma
Depends if any spawn inside the sub I guess. Otherwise I get to find out what one trillion lions imploding under water pressure looks like.
yes