Most gyms in this game had aces that didn't fit at all. Only exception was Rhyme and Toxtricity in a musical aspect but even that felt forced and thought Houndstone made more sense.
>Katy
Bear loves sweet and honey >Brassius
Sudowoodo is finally a plant type >Iono
How do you think Iono got her long sleeve outfit inspiration? >Kofu
Seafood >Larry
Larry >Tulip
Pretty, flower to Tulip's butterfly >Grusha
Clouds and fluffy
I don't even know why I like this bird so much, but when I saw one in the desert I was like "get in this ball, please."
She was too high level. I used her in my gym battle with Kofu and had to switch in at the very end despite her being disobedient. I'd set up Salt Cure on his last Pokemon already, so I was guaranteed to win, but she still sassed me by not bothering to attack when I told her to. No point in expending the effort, I guess.
I didn't even know flittle turned into espathra, hell I bet most people didn't even know that was a thing until they saw it evolve or looked it up because flittle looks like some space alien octoid that'll turn into a UFO looking thing, not sexebird.
Nah you moronic homosexual, I just dont like shit designs, It's already a weird ostrich, it doesn't need an anatomical feature that serves no purpose. Its the same thing as anime mouth/Cal arts you glue huffer
>not wearing a blindfold around paldea just incase you come across a group of espathras >one of them follows you home anyways, waiting for you to get inside and take that blindfold off
>no reason
Reality is hell and you choose to cope by wishing the pitchfork-wielding demons in it were attractive to you. Or perhaps sacred Ho-oh wrote her contract with you upon stone miles long and already slathered in endless red, inking her talon using your bare skin. Her desire will burn you to ash from the inside out.
while ho-oh (and perhaps yveltal, in some tug of war, reviving and killing me endlessly over and over again) has a reason, espartha and the other critters dont, they just do it for no reason
Yeah, when they were first being created and were created to be displayed on the game boy screen. Since Nintendo started giving them tech that could display more colours and complex designs more clearly, they've been increasing the complexity of the designs accordingly.
>Arent pokemon meant to have simple designs that are easy for kids to draw?
Didn't Sugimori say Venusaur was too complicated for him to draw regularly or something?
I think I want to get psychological for a sec. Isn’t it crazy that people exist who want to legitimately have sex with birds. Like, how do you even screw up that badly?
?
animals also want to have se with other species and humans
moralgays just pretend they don't know what they are doing and that's why it is illegal to frick animals
Fricking manlet is almost as short as the crane poor bastard.
I think this guy probably got so much shit and bantz from his coworkers about what he does that he just fully embraced his status as a pseudo-husband to this animal. gotta have the thickest skin imaginable to accept an interview about it be and be filmed flapping his arms like a moron lol
>animals also want to have se with other species
I too saw that one NatGeo documentary about a giraffe falling in love with a zebra (yes they showed then fricking too)
>is a bunch of cabling turning into a living creature
You see a sex toy in power cables but think people wanting to frick a vaguely feminine bird is weird.
I usually avoided this mon except to get it in my pokedex but to I had an outbreak of these things and they just straight up pounce on you I legitimately got scared
Its one of their quirk in the overworld. They chase after you in alerting speed. It was the highest level monster in the desert and everyone that ran thought there knows how dangerous they are at that time when they're low level.
Its one of their quirk in the overworld. They chase after you in alerting speed. It was the highest level monster in the desert and everyone that ran thought there knows how dangerous they are at that time when they're low level.
Cute Ostrich gf
this
Wait they hack her into pmd already?
it's just fanart i think
There’s a community dedicated to making sprites for all Pokemon in PMD
https://sprites.pmdcollab.org/
Wow, this is the single most based project i've seen in a while
>no sprites yet
damn.
>made for Cassiopeia
>she used eeveegarbage instead
>>made for Cassiopeia
?
Hey spjegs.
Most gyms in this game had aces that didn't fit at all. Only exception was Rhyme and Toxtricity in a musical aspect but even that felt forced and thought Houndstone made more sense.
you do realize that was entirely on purpose to hammer in tera right
>Katy
Bear loves sweet and honey
>Brassius
Sudowoodo is finally a plant type
>Iono
How do you think Iono got her long sleeve outfit inspiration?
>Kofu
Seafood
>Larry
Larry
>Tulip
Pretty, flower to Tulip's butterfly
>Grusha
Clouds and fluffy
I don't even know why I like this bird so much, but when I saw one in the desert I was like "get in this ball, please."
She was too high level. I used her in my gym battle with Kofu and had to switch in at the very end despite her being disobedient. I'd set up Salt Cure on his last Pokemon already, so I was guaranteed to win, but she still sassed me by not bothering to attack when I told her to. No point in expending the effort, I guess.
I had to box mine because she was too strong and it didn’t let me use my other mons
>Thought it had a beak
>It has a mouth and its "beak" is some weird fricking snout
God I hate this gaga looking frick even more now
Why didn't it and Flittle have a mid-evo? I genuinely thought there was a secret dumbo octopus pokemon the leakers all missed.
It's suffering from Lucario Syndrome.
I didn't even know flittle turned into espathra, hell I bet most people didn't even know that was a thing until they saw it evolve or looked it up because flittle looks like some space alien octoid that'll turn into a UFO looking thing, not sexebird.
Gaga has a nice beak
>not enough generic animal with element = le bad
Kys
Nah you moronic homosexual, I just dont like shit designs, It's already a weird ostrich, it doesn't need an anatomical feature that serves no purpose. Its the same thing as anime mouth/Cal arts you glue huffer
It’s the same in that it’s equally made-up, yeah.
THAT.
IS.
ESPATHRA.
Cute trans rights rhea! Good job Espathra!
Forget serpissior
Espathra is the true Rizzmon
Best nicknames for a female Espathra?
Cleoespathra
is she related to cresselia?
>50% male.
>Immobilizes with powerful psychic glare
TFW no dom femboy ostrich BF.
>made for Cassiopeia
>Immobilizes with powerful psychic glare
Got me scared stiff
Did you also make that Smeargle pic for the diving fetishist?
I didn't make either pic, go ask the artist in the draw thread I guess.
>Gets free speed boost off using protect
>Calm minds in your face
Your response? Keep in mind it has a sash and psychic terrain is up
>using calm mind when you have a sash
>Live whatever physical attack you're hit with
>Stored Power next turn
Yes
>Using Stored Power with only +3/80 BP
+4 due to speed boost and you could stall out +5 with another protect
That's enough to ohko skeledirge even without terrain or tera boosts
>+4 due to speed boost
Calm Mind is only +2.
>Protect + Speed Boost (1)
>Calm Mind + Speed Boost (4)
>Protect + Speed Boost (5)
Oh, I missed the first Protect, sorry.
>stroke its neck
>run fingers through its hair
>kiss it
I'm a lover, not a fighter.
You’ve never experienced love once in your life, otherwise you wouldn’t feel attraction to animals.
Silence icecuck
Neither have you failed normo
its phineas and bird
>not wearing a blindfold around paldea just incase you come across a group of espathras
>one of them follows you home anyways, waiting for you to get inside and take that blindfold off
>just got a shiny one with sleepytime mark
Cute
>black plumage
I hope you gays practiced shoving bananas up your butthole
It's Lilibee if she were more birdlike.
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_qKBbApnig
idiot pokephiles
uoooohhhhhhh el avestruz sexooooo
This stupid bird got me dreaming about getting raped by an ostrich, thanks game freak.
>sexy ostrich and sexy giraffe
PsychicGODS just can't stop winning
She needs popstar glasses
choice speccs
but then she can't hypnotize you
Female magical critters were MADE to harm and hurt me for no reason.
>no reason
Reality is hell and you choose to cope by wishing the pitchfork-wielding demons in it were attractive to you. Or perhaps sacred Ho-oh wrote her contract with you upon stone miles long and already slathered in endless red, inking her talon using your bare skin. Her desire will burn you to ash from the inside out.
while ho-oh (and perhaps yveltal, in some tug of war, reviving and killing me endlessly over and over again) has a reason, espartha and the other critters dont, they just do it for no reason
Aww cute!
meep meep
Imagine wanting to frick a bird
what a b***h
Karen Espathra is so cute.
if you think this dr. seuss animal is "sexy" you are deranged
yes
Arent pokemon meant to have simple designs that are easy for kids to draw? What happened here
maybe 25 years ago
Not since like gen3 and even then a kid can handle drawing Dugtrio but not fricking Blastoise, Rhydon, Entei, etc. this has never been a rule
Yeah, when they were first being created and were created to be displayed on the game boy screen. Since Nintendo started giving them tech that could display more colours and complex designs more clearly, they've been increasing the complexity of the designs accordingly.
>Arent pokemon meant to have simple designs that are easy for kids to draw?
Didn't Sugimori say Venusaur was too complicated for him to draw regularly or something?
That's cute but what does it have to do with my post?
read the quote on that thread
Oh.
I meant a male Espathra though.
Ganna dump some webm
why does it look like its made of plastic
And done.
Looks like Satin to me.
These are so cute.
Does anyone have a picture of max size Espathra? I'm thinking about shiny hunting one.
Built for snu snu
Do it. Don't accept monlets.
I think I want to get psychological for a sec. Isn’t it crazy that people exist who want to legitimately have sex with birds. Like, how do you even screw up that badly?
?
animals also want to have se with other species and humans
moralgays just pretend they don't know what they are doing and that's why it is illegal to frick animals
>T. Actual animalfricker
A…anon. You don’t really….believe…that….
I am in a third world country, gay
Ostriches literally perform mating dances for humans. They want to frick.
Not that I'd have sex with a real animal, I'm just a Poképhile.
wrong file
>Your Espathra runs up to you and starts doing this
>What is your response?
Its a male dance btw
some mighty funky moves
>…
Stop being a fricking homosexual and look into actual world example of this shit.
Fricking manlet is almost as short as the crane poor bastard.
I think this guy probably got so much shit and bantz from his coworkers about what he does that he just fully embraced his status as a pseudo-husband to this animal. gotta have the thickest skin imaginable to accept an interview about it be and be filmed flapping his arms like a moron lol
?t=26
The bird waifu don't care. As far as she is concern, he fricked her and have his chicks to raise.
Story time!
HOLY SHIT THEY'RE ACTUALLY A COUPLE AND ACTUALLY MATED
>I-It's not like I was tried and convicted, or anything!
Fact is always stranger than fiction.
>animals also want to have se with other species
I too saw that one NatGeo documentary about a giraffe falling in love with a zebra (yes they showed then fricking too)
>zebra
BLACKED
The zebra was the one taking a BGC
Well maybe if GF didn't make their birds so sexy I wouldn't want to frick them
if you really want to get psychological, consider that birds aren't anywhere near the top of the "weird things people want to frick" list.
Even that makes more sense, it already kind of looks like a sex toy.
>is a bunch of cabling turning into a living creature
You see a sex toy in power cables but think people wanting to frick a vaguely feminine bird is weird.
If it were made of soft enough plastic the bulb at the end could go in your ass. Might feel ok.
Why is she so rubbery?
It looks like satin or silk to me. Both use for fashion and a desire for all ladies
I usually avoided this mon except to get it in my pokedex but to I had an outbreak of these things and they just straight up pounce on you I legitimately got scared
Its one of their quirk in the overworld. They chase after you in alerting speed. It was the highest level monster in the desert and everyone that ran thought there knows how dangerous they are at that time when they're low level.
>they specifically hunt down and rape cute low-level trainers
h-hot
I had crunch dog by then so I didn't worry too much.
Can't believe Pokemon added FOEs.
I wanna platonically hug and smooch an Espathra
Really bros? A fricking bird?
>Phychic medium, healer, prostitute
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Espathra @ Blunder Policy
Ability: Speed Boost
Tera Type: Fairy
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Hypnosis
- Protect
- Stored Power
- Dazzling Gleam
garbage.
Could work out if it's tanky enough to take a hit.