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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cute Ostrich gf

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wait they hack her into pmd already?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it's just fanart i think

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          There’s a community dedicated to making sprites for all Pokemon in PMD

          https://sprites.pmdcollab.org/

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Wow, this is the single most based project i've seen in a while

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >no sprites yet
        damn.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >made for Cassiopeia
    >she used eeveegarbage instead

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >>made for Cassiopeia
      ?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        >made for Cassiopeia

        >made for Cassiopeia
        >she used eeveegarbage instead

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hey spjegs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Most gyms in this game had aces that didn't fit at all. Only exception was Rhyme and Toxtricity in a musical aspect but even that felt forced and thought Houndstone made more sense.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you do realize that was entirely on purpose to hammer in tera right

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Katy
        Bear loves sweet and honey
        >Brassius
        Sudowoodo is finally a plant type
        >Iono
        How do you think Iono got her long sleeve outfit inspiration?
        >Kofu
        Seafood
        >Larry
        Larry
        >Tulip
        Pretty, flower to Tulip's butterfly
        >Grusha
        Clouds and fluffy

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even know why I like this bird so much, but when I saw one in the desert I was like "get in this ball, please."

    She was too high level. I used her in my gym battle with Kofu and had to switch in at the very end despite her being disobedient. I'd set up Salt Cure on his last Pokemon already, so I was guaranteed to win, but she still sassed me by not bothering to attack when I told her to. No point in expending the effort, I guess.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I had to box mine because she was too strong and it didn’t let me use my other mons

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Thought it had a beak
    >It has a mouth and its "beak" is some weird fricking snout

    God I hate this gaga looking frick even more now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't it and Flittle have a mid-evo? I genuinely thought there was a secret dumbo octopus pokemon the leakers all missed.

      It's suffering from Lucario Syndrome.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't even know flittle turned into espathra, hell I bet most people didn't even know that was a thing until they saw it evolve or looked it up because flittle looks like some space alien octoid that'll turn into a UFO looking thing, not sexebird.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gaga has a nice beak

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >not enough generic animal with element = le bad
      Kys

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah you moronic homosexual, I just dont like shit designs, It's already a weird ostrich, it doesn't need an anatomical feature that serves no purpose. Its the same thing as anime mouth/Cal arts you glue huffer

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It’s the same in that it’s equally made-up, yeah.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    THAT.
    IS.
    ESPATHRA.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cute trans rights rhea! Good job Espathra!

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Forget serpissior
    Espathra is the true Rizzmon

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Best nicknames for a female Espathra?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cleoespathra

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is she related to cresselia?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >50% male.
    >Immobilizes with powerful psychic glare
    TFW no dom femboy ostrich BF.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >made for Cassiopeia
      >she used eeveegarbage instead

      >made for Cassiopeia

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Immobilizes with powerful psychic glare

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Immobilizes with powerful psychic glare

      Got me scared stiff

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Immobilizes with powerful psychic glare

      [...]
      Got me scared stiff

      This stupid bird got me dreaming about getting raped by an ostrich, thanks game freak.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Did you also make that Smeargle pic for the diving fetishist?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't make either pic, go ask the artist in the draw thread I guess.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Gets free speed boost off using protect
    >Calm minds in your face
    Your response? Keep in mind it has a sash and psychic terrain is up

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >using calm mind when you have a sash

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Live whatever physical attack you're hit with
        >Stored Power next turn
        Yes

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Using Stored Power with only +3/80 BP

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            +4 due to speed boost and you could stall out +5 with another protect
            That's enough to ohko skeledirge even without terrain or tera boosts

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >+4 due to speed boost
              Calm Mind is only +2.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Protect + Speed Boost (1)
                >Calm Mind + Speed Boost (4)
                >Protect + Speed Boost (5)

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, I missed the first Protect, sorry.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >stroke its neck
      >run fingers through its hair
      >kiss it
      I'm a lover, not a fighter.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You’ve never experienced love once in your life, otherwise you wouldn’t feel attraction to animals.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Silence icecuck

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Neither have you failed normo

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    its phineas and bird

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >not wearing a blindfold around paldea just incase you come across a group of espathras
    >one of them follows you home anyways, waiting for you to get inside and take that blindfold off

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >just got a shiny one with sleepytime mark
    Cute

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >black plumage
      I hope you gays practiced shoving bananas up your butthole

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's Lilibee if she were more birdlike.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_qKBbApnig

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    idiot pokephiles

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      uoooohhhhhhh el avestruz sexooooo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This stupid bird got me dreaming about getting raped by an ostrich, thanks game freak.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >sexy ostrich and sexy giraffe
        PsychicGODS just can't stop winning

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She needs popstar glasses

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      choice speccs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      but then she can't hypnotize you

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Female magical critters were MADE to harm and hurt me for no reason.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >no reason
      Reality is hell and you choose to cope by wishing the pitchfork-wielding demons in it were attractive to you. Or perhaps sacred Ho-oh wrote her contract with you upon stone miles long and already slathered in endless red, inking her talon using your bare skin. Her desire will burn you to ash from the inside out.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        while ho-oh (and perhaps yveltal, in some tug of war, reviving and killing me endlessly over and over again) has a reason, espartha and the other critters dont, they just do it for no reason

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Aww cute!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      meep meep

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine wanting to frick a bird

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what a b***h

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Karen Espathra is so cute.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    if you think this dr. seuss animal is "sexy" you are deranged

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Arent pokemon meant to have simple designs that are easy for kids to draw? What happened here

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      maybe 25 years ago

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not since like gen3 and even then a kid can handle drawing Dugtrio but not fricking Blastoise, Rhydon, Entei, etc. this has never been a rule

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, when they were first being created and were created to be displayed on the game boy screen. Since Nintendo started giving them tech that could display more colours and complex designs more clearly, they've been increasing the complexity of the designs accordingly.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Arent pokemon meant to have simple designs that are easy for kids to draw?
      Didn't Sugimori say Venusaur was too complicated for him to draw regularly or something?

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That's cute but what does it have to do with my post?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      read the quote on that thread

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Oh.

        I meant a male Espathra though.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ganna dump some webm

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      why does it look like its made of plastic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      And done.

      [...]
      [...]
      why does it look like its made of plastic

      Looks like Satin to me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      [...]
      [...]

      [...]
      [...]
      And done.

      [...]
      Looks like Satin to me.

      These are so cute.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have a picture of max size Espathra? I'm thinking about shiny hunting one.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Built for snu snu

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do it. Don't accept monlets.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think I want to get psychological for a sec. Isn’t it crazy that people exist who want to legitimately have sex with birds. Like, how do you even screw up that badly?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ?
      animals also want to have se with other species and humans
      moralgays just pretend they don't know what they are doing and that's why it is illegal to frick animals

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >T. Actual animalfricker
        A…anon. You don’t really….believe…that….

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I am in a third world country, gay

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Ostriches literally perform mating dances for humans. They want to frick.
          Not that I'd have sex with a real animal, I'm just a Poképhile.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >T. Actual animalfricker
            A…anon. You don’t really….believe…that….

            wrong file

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Your Espathra runs up to you and starts doing this
              >What is your response?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                some mighty funky moves

                Its a male dance btw

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              some mighty funky moves

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >…
          Stop being a fricking homosexual and look into actual world example of this shit.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Fricking manlet is almost as short as the crane poor bastard.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Fricking manlet is almost as short as the crane poor bastard.

            I think this guy probably got so much shit and bantz from his coworkers about what he does that he just fully embraced his status as a pseudo-husband to this animal. gotta have the thickest skin imaginable to accept an interview about it be and be filmed flapping his arms like a moron lol

            ?t=26

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              The bird waifu don't care. As far as she is concern, he fricked her and have his chicks to raise.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >…
          Stop being a fricking homosexual and look into actual world example of this shit.

          Story time!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            HOLY SHIT THEY'RE ACTUALLY A COUPLE AND ACTUALLY MATED

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >I-It's not like I was tried and convicted, or anything!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Fact is always stranger than fiction.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >animals also want to have se with other species
        I too saw that one NatGeo documentary about a giraffe falling in love with a zebra (yes they showed then fricking too)

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >zebra
          BLACKED

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous


            The zebra was the one taking a BGC

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Well maybe if GF didn't make their birds so sexy I wouldn't want to frick them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      if you really want to get psychological, consider that birds aren't anywhere near the top of the "weird things people want to frick" list.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Even that makes more sense, it already kind of looks like a sex toy.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >is a bunch of cabling turning into a living creature
          You see a sex toy in power cables but think people wanting to frick a vaguely feminine bird is weird.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            If it were made of soft enough plastic the bulb at the end could go in your ass. Might feel ok.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she so rubbery?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It looks like satin or silk to me. Both use for fashion and a desire for all ladies

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I usually avoided this mon except to get it in my pokedex but to I had an outbreak of these things and they just straight up pounce on you I legitimately got scared

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its one of their quirk in the overworld. They chase after you in alerting speed. It was the highest level monster in the desert and everyone that ran thought there knows how dangerous they are at that time when they're low level.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >they specifically hunt down and rape cute low-level trainers
        h-hot

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I had crunch dog by then so I didn't worry too much.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its one of their quirk in the overworld. They chase after you in alerting speed. It was the highest level monster in the desert and everyone that ran thought there knows how dangerous they are at that time when they're low level.

      Can't believe Pokemon added FOEs.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna platonically hug and smooch an Espathra

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Really bros? A fricking bird?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Phychic medium, healer, prostitute

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Rate this meme

    Espathra @ Blunder Policy
    Ability: Speed Boost
    Tera Type: Fairy
    EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA
    Bold Nature
    IVs: 0 Atk
    - Hypnosis
    - Protect
    - Stored Power
    - Dazzling Gleam

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      garbage.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Could work out if it's tanky enough to take a hit.

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