ETNER... THE CHAMP

ETNER... THE CHAMP

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  1. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder that he won the 24th Budokai Tenkaichi on pure merit. Satan isn't a match for Goku and his friends, but he's far from weak.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      he also had the balls to face Cell on 1v1. Not a single other human had the courage aside from Z team

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        He did not have the balls. The man was delusional. He believed he was some sort of champion and that's why he fought Cell and after his ass was kicked he hid for the rest of the battle.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          It's been a long time since I've seen DBZ, but didn't he go to face Buu even knowing that he was vastly outmatched? Yeah he was pretty clueless when he faced Cell, but he was extremely brave after that despite also being a grifting showboater.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            Yes he went against Buu hoping to use tricks but ended up befriending him, later on he jumps in against Kid Buu and saves Vegeta.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      He would certainly be the strongest non-Z fighter human at least, though he'd still be leagues away from even Krillian.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Of course, Krillin is the strongest human.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Do we have any word on how much ki boosts someone's physical capabilities? Satan could be argued to actually be physically the strongest since his physical strength isn't derived from ki manipulation.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I guess Mr. Satan would the strongest, non-Ki-using human. I can't remember, but I think his powerlevel was like 200 or something. But yeah, that's still a drop in the bucket for fighters like Krillin, Tien, or even Roshi.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >was like 200 or something
          Wasn't master roshi like 280 in saiyan saga?

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, but if I remember correctly, Toriyama said that Roshi's around 75,000 as of Resurrection F. It could've been a joke, but he did beat Tien's ass in DBS.

  2. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Gaming is saved

  3. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    THE WORLDS STRONGEST HUMAN

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yup
      TURDSHARTJOB would NEVER

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        How did he even dodge those?

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Because its funny that him begging and changing his posture randomly would save his life.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Because its funny that him begging and changing his posture randomly would save his life.

          Also Kid Buu was moving kinda slowly 'cause he was hesitating, Fat Buu was still inside him and keeping him from truly hurting Satan, once he spat the fat one out he went after Satan without hesitation

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            Seems like quite a downside for a race that gains power by eating strong foes, having to share memories of those they eat. Probably why Kid Buu is that dangerous, since he's literally unhinged.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      'S NAME IS UUB

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        'S MENTORS GOOD FRIEND MR SATAN THE WORLD CHAMPION WHO DEFEATED CELL MAJIN BUU AND BEERUS

  4. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    So they updated Cell's audio, that's neat

  5. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I love that his power up animation is just him basking in the spotlight

  6. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why does
    he sound
    so stilted?
    Also I thought his name wasn't Satan in the dub, did they change that?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Sort of. In the dub, he's referred to as Mark "Hercule" Satan

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      since kai, he's been Mr Satan in english.

  7. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >no jetpack
    Actually soulless.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know about you guys but I kind of want to have sex with Videl.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Is this from an older game or old image of sparking? Did they fix the grafix or something. I thought the first trailers looked like ass.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        This is clearly Budokai 3

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >he's never played the best DBZ game of all time
          You need to fix that immediately anon.

          Didn't get a PS2 until later on. Sorry lads.. I only played the super nintendo games and GT final bout 2..

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >he's never played the best DBZ game of all time
        You need to fix that immediately anon.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          It's not even the best DBZ game on the PS2. The only thing it has over Budokai is that the roster is huge because the majority are just copies or have copied movesets.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >slapping a generic jetpack model that is copypasted among all characters who can't fly so you can have them play the exact same as everyone else
      VS
      >unique movement mechanics for non-flying characters
      you're the world's biggest moron

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Back in Tenkaichi the jetpack didn't make him fly like the others, he still fell constantly just like he does in Sparking Zero

  8. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Adding an annoying character is the fastest way to kill your fighting game.

  9. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    My FRICKING hero.

  10. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I need Chichi. I need Chichi.
    I need Chichi.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >I need dicky. I need dicky. I need dicky.
      this is what you sound like

  11. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    dragonball is for gay Black folk

  12. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Just think, Goku ALMOST fused with him once.

  13. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    You may only reply to this post if you had the patience to grind him up to level 50 in Legacy of Goku 2.

  14. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Actually one the strongest humans on earth
    >F Tier because he's in a universe of world breakers and people that can fire laser beams out of their hands

    Always found Dan and Hercule interesting because of that.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >actual has the greatest potential in the series
      >never received proper training because a stubborn old japanese man was too much of a stubborn old japanese man

  15. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick is Etner

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