Everyone is calling it the best game ever. Is it really that good?

Everyone is calling it the best game ever. Is it really that good?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. Next thread.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      fippy bippy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpwp

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Everyone is calling it the best game ever. Is it really that good?

    Yes. Yes it is.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It really is. It is like MGS5 but no cut content.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      weak bait but here is (you)

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, but it was no bait.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          that is even sadder then

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Form your own fricking opinion. Very rarely is anything called the best game ever really that great. It's just shill shit. My individual opinion about TotK is that it's fun. Maybe not the greatest game. And I fricking hate the durability and one shot kill enemies, but you learn to work around those. Not great, not terrible. Just okay.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pay 70 bucks to find out if it's not shit.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What is emulation?

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's an 8/10 for me
    people always overreact with Mario and Zelda

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is it really that good?

    You can judge how good a game is by the ass-sting it causes. Troons here were seething about TotK years before it released and they will be seething for more years after.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      People still haven't realized Famitsu's reviews are completely nationalist and will give 10s to 5s simply because they are from their homeland.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        and western journalists will give 10s to movie tier trash from the west
        it's almost as if journalists are biased for the environment they're familiar with

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        and western journalists will give 10s to movie tier trash from the west
        it's almost as if journalists are biased for the environment they're familiar with

        Why the frick are you Black folk STILL listening to ~~*(journalists*~~). They're not journalists. Stop calling them that.
        They're writers who get paid to write opinion pieces. Nothing more.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >TotK is on par with Skyward Sword
      lol, thanks for the heads up I'll save my cash

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'll save my cash

        Its ok. Nintendo will be fine

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sadly so, really wish Tendie brainwashing wears off soon so we can get good focused experiences again and not this open world slop

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >really wish tendie brainwashing wears off soon
            ain't gonna happen anon, it continues through more than 2 decades by now.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's okay. fairly enjoyable with some great moments but it overstays its welcome and begins to lose some if its appeal the further you get into it.

    its a 7/10

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah Im really really enjoying it

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    im having fun. i dont get to say that very much.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's great.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    solid 8/10. It's not a 10/10 like the nintendy wienersucking reviewers say and im a zeldagay.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No.
    It's a fun game that's fun to navigate, but at the end of the day it's extremely repetitive (depths look all the same, there's 5 types of sky island copy-pasted everywhere, le i wanna see my friend koroks) and everything (and that includes the plot line) is recycled from BoTW.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just a month ago RE4R was the best game ever

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    nah

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Less than 30 hours playtime
    Wow I'm having fun, it's good
    >More than 30 hours playtime
    6 years for a DLC, what a joke, 6/10

    I hope that clears it up for you.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is my experience - once you realise the scope of everything (ie. caves always give you gems, shrines give you health or stamina, depths gives you armor with references to older games) it becomes very formulaic and repetitive - i've grown quite bored and i'll probably drop the game as it seems like i've more or less seen most of what is has to offer

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        agree with this also.
        basically it's botw with a bunch of jank tacked on and more shit to grind. same game but padded out for people who wanted more. I will 100% it because I an moron.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda
      I did the Rito dungeon first and I was creaming my pants because holy frick, you go to the tallest mountain and then climb these floating ruins to this dungeon that's unimaginaly high up there. I thought to myself, goddamn, THIS is peak adventure.
      ...and then I went to zora land it's the exact same shit but with some waterfalls.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i did the same thing - kind of a shame that nothing has matched the sheer excitement of that climb/intro to the dungeon... all the other ones have seemed boring by comparison imo

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doing rito first is the best intro to the game, which makes the fall even harder when everything that comes after is mediocre busywork

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm kinda disappointed I did the Wind Temple first because the other bosses haven't been nearly as kino as Colgera.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Do Wind Temple first, pure kino from the lead-up of realizing you're supposed to jump on the boats surrounding the storm, the lore and the development of the shota bird, amazing music even for a gimmick boss
          >Thunder Temple next, boring buildup, frustrating boss
          >Spirit Temple is just a Platinum gimmick boss but it was sorta fun at least
          I'm honestly kinda loathing finishing the game because I know it's not gonna reach the same peak as the Wind Temple did

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >pure kino from the lead-up of realizing you're supposed to jump on the boats surrounding the storm
            ??? What is there to realize it's the most fricking obvious shit ever.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              other games would have that sort of shit as just a random visual set piece you will never interact with and I was honestly expecting to just get cutscened into the storm once I got high enough, I never thought I'd have to go in manually

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's like you didn't play BOTW

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I did but it came out 6 years ago. Easy to forget especially when no other game has attempted to be anything like it since.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no other game has tried to be an asscreed clone
                kek

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        wow thats crazy i wonder if the other ones will be different

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gordon one was pretty good too. I hope the gerudo one is at least as good as that one

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it was the opposite, I found the game controls excessively fiddly at first and the building system felt like a time consuming chore, the early game was very offputting.

      At one point I found a Korok who needed to be escorted up a cliff, and instead of carrying him with ultrahand I decided to try capapulting him up. First I tried making a simple wooden board placing the Korok on one side and dropping a boulder on the other but this didn't give enough height. Then I tried using some logs to make a stand but this kept toppling over. Then I tried tried using the balance zonai device as a way to launch the catapult instead of using the boulder. I spent 15-20 minutes trying to get it to work and at some point my brain stopped thinking of it as a time sink and started to see it the same way I used to see games when I was a kid where I would just frick around with things and experiment for the sake of it.

      When you consider how many potential solutions this one problem had (I had limited tools since it was still early game), and that the same logic applies to everything in the game from camp clears to terrain traversal, it really feels like the ultimate video game that you could play forever and never get bored. People will complain about copy pasted camps but with the right mindset no 2 camps will ever play out the same.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >People will complain about copy pasted camps but with the right mindset no 2 camps will ever play out the same.
        But the problem is that there is no incentive to fight these camps in creative ways or approach like 99% of situations in creative ways. There's no incentive to try anything out because the most efficient and least resource usage possible is just warping to the sky and flying down somewhere instead of crafting anything, just using Ultra Hand to drag stuff places, or running into a camp and simply fighting the enemies straight on. As soon as you start crafting stuff to fight you are blowing through tons of materials to play the game slower, with more grind since you now need to get whatever you just spent again, and with more time wasted crafting than the guy who just ran into the camp itself.

        It's why this "freedom" doesn't work for a lot of people. It's just added busywork that doesn't justify itself but people use the guise of "But it's fun to build a Plank that deals no damage to anything" as if everyone will have the same fun with Plank. I think Plank is funny for like a minute and then stops being funny and becomes a massive waste of resources since he can't kill anything. I think constructs with like ten lasers taking 2+ minutes to kill anything that's not a red enemy is idiotic since a guy can just run up to the enemy and slash them for a faster and less wasteful kill.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >But the problem is that there is no incentive to fight these camps in creative ways or approach like 99% of situations in creative ways

          Your low IQ and moronic take is utterly irrelevant to anyone. Its nobody's fault you're a moron.

          >you didn't really have fun!!

          Sad. Pathetic. And mentally ill. Your seething jealousy couldn't be any more apparent lol

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thank you for the insults, now explain why I'm wrong.

            Why would you use fire for updrafts unless you are trying to knock enemies on towers off of them? The enemy you shot in the head will already be standing by the time you land on the ground and only some enemies are susceptible to being burned which in early game risks you losing weapons and in late game risks you losing all their monster drops which is the only reason to even fight enemies willingly.
            Why would you use bombs at all when they're piss weak in BotW so they're only useful on Keese, Chuchus and Stalfos, and a limited resource in TotK?
            Why would you set up an elaborate group of explosives when blowing six of them up directly on top of an enemy won't kill anything but blue enemies at best? It becomes unviable the further into the game you go.
            Why would you try using rolled objects like tree logs or rocks when it doesn't even kill blue enemies with a guarantee?
            Why would you try using electricity when the instant you are able to recover from any attack that utilizes it the enemy has already picked up their weapon or at least started the process of trying to pick it up? Unless you are right next to the enemy as you use electricity you won't make it in time to take advantage of it, but then you risk getting hit by the aoe.

            Most importantly, why would you build constructs for combat at all? The actual good ones with dozens of lasers require dozens of Zonaite and that's per encounter, and even when you spawn them they're not accurate, don't stun the enemy, and require a lot of battery to actually do any sustained damage. By the time you reach that specific point where you have the battery power to sustain the damage you will already have weapons that can two-shot that same enemy.
            Even in exploration crafting hovercrafts is simply a massive waste of resources to just, you know, climbing for two seconds.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Why would you use fire for updrafts unless you are trying to knock enemies on towers off of them?

              Straight off the bat you're making no sense. Having elevation to use your bow is good against EVERY enemy. Every single one.

              Considering how wrong you are about your very first point I won't even bother reading the rest of your Incoherent drivel.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Having elevation to use your bow is good against EVERY enemy. Every single one.
                Except as I said, you can't really take any real advantage of shooting something in the head unless it's a Lynel, Hinox, or Gleeok, but in the Lynel's case you are rarely going to be in the sky and that's usually from its own fireballs which you don't pay anything for. When we're talking a camp, if you're in a group of three random enemies the slowdown will give you maybe a second or two of breathing room before they're all active and attacking you again, but that means the following:
                >Durability cost of whatever fire source you used.
                There also need to be grass in your arena.
                >1+ shots used to knock enemies to the ground by shooting their heads and if you miss oh well.
                >Durability of your bow.
                >The stamina from the slowdown meaning chasing down enemies is harder unless you're at endgame.
                >Durability of your melee weapon to hit enemies.

                Let's compare that to just running in there and baiting a flurry rush, what are your costs there?
                >Stamina to run to the enemy.
                >Durability of your melee weapon.

                Wow, that's crazy. Not to mention in the latter the slowdown will give you an advanced warning if anything is going to hit you with an arrow to dodge out of the way since you can drop the flurry at any time and side hop. You can even shoot someone from the ground if there's too many enemies shooting at you while baiting the flurry rush.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Let's compare that to just running in there and baiting a flurry rush, what are your costs there?

                Just stop talking absolute shit. You cannot just run into a camp and start button mashing. You will get absolutely fricking rekt.

                I hate to break this to you but you are convincing nobody. Not a single fricking person. Come back and cry again tomorrow. And then do it for another 7 years. You won't be able to help yourself.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You cannot just run into a camp and start button mashing. You will get absolutely fricking rekt.
                Horseshit. Unless there's like three archers at very close range such as in the Eldin Great Skeleton you absolutely can, and if you're in the typical situation where you have the skull or some sort of enclosure with guys on towers then you can deal with all the melee enemies at the same time because each enemy has a chance to give you a Flurry Rush and they all group together allowing you to spam backflips until you trigger it which then allows you to hit all of them and dodge out if one of them is attacking you.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I agree and they should certainly have dialed back on disincentives to playing creatively (like durability/resource consumption). I love this game but even then I would only give it an 8/10 since there's so many holes you can pick in it (the menu usage is another one).

          But it does ultimately come down to your mindset. The reward for coming up with a creative plan and being able to execute it is coming up with a creative plan and being able to execute it. When I was a kid I didn't need incentives to do off the wall shit in games because I just played them for the sake of playing them and ToTK takes me back to those days. I hope the game clicks in this way for other people because when it does its some of the most fun you can have.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's the opposite. The rito part is the worst of the game.
      Once I found the actually meat in the depths, once harder enemies and cool looking parts popped up, once the flow is there and all mechanics start to song together, once I went to your house in that village, I realized what the game is.
      The best game ever made.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It unironically WOULD be the best game ever if it didn't have janky nuts & bolts shit and performance wasn't trash.
    It's a straight upgrade over botw in most areas.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is it really that good?

    I would say so. Its easily the best adventure game ever made and it is lightyears beyond what any other developer is doing at the moment. TotK is so good its genuinely painful to go back to other games and you realise how simplistic and restrictive they are.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >TotK is so good its genuinely painful to go back to other games and you realise how simplistic and restrictive they are.

      I feel this too. TotK seems to have literally ruined all other games for me.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had a similar feeling trying to play other games after playing BOTW and realizing how hilariously restrictive most open world games are

      It's not very deep as an open world game, but there's a feeling to it that's unmatched by other games that's very hard to explain, it makes other open world games feel like literal hallways sometimes

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        And nu-zelda is a huge field with nothing for miles

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >post literally says it's not very deep
          >BUT I HAVE TO GET MY ONE LINER IN
          I would rather my open world game have an open world to hallways, yes

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're a die hard BotW fan it is. The new abilities are really cool and you have a huge world to play around with. However if you had any issues with BotW like gear durability I'd say 6/10 would still be generous cause all of this shit is still present and either equally terrible or made worse. Content is the same shit as in BotW but more soulless and bloated.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >made discord troons seethe since the very day it was announced
    signs of a masterpiece, so obviously yes

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    yea, its extremely fun, you can lose yourself pretty quickly in the overworld

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you can lose yourself pretty quickly in the overworld

      Fricking this and its soooooooo good.

      I was heading towards somewhere, I had a specific quest I was doing, when I spotted a cave by the riverbed. There was no easy to get to it so I had to create a raft to sail into it. The river led me into the cave and deeper under the mountain. The cave went on for ages. I found myself taking branching paths, fighting gigantic monsters, solving puzzles and discovering treasure. An hour of my time gone and whole little mini-adventure of my own, just because something caught my eye. TotK is chock full of this.

      The game is incredible. Pure distilled adventure.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based. The sense of adventure and discovery is absolutely unmatched.
        TotK is everything I ever wanted in a Zelda game. 10/10 masterpiece.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >its great because I was wandering an empty world, fighting shitty monsters thar give no challenge and picking up trash and checking off Ubisoft bloat

        Nice "adventure"

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          trying too hard

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >seething because someone is having fun with a video game

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You morons "having fun" with nu-zelda has killed the series and fully allowed Nintendo to be lazy and spend 6 years to put out an asset flip with 0 fixes and just some new gimmicks + some new areas

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >NOOO YOU CANNOT HAVE FUN WITH A VIDEO GAME!!! YOUR FUN RUINED THE VIDEO GAME INDUSTRY!!! STOP HAVING FUN!!!

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              oh no they won't make another game like phantom choochoo or skyward sword again

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s exactly how I feel. Every time I go out to do a quest, I encounter a bunch of cool stuff on the way. Be it new characters, more quests, treasure, caves. It’s pure adventure, feels like an anime episode.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        possibly a controversial take but i don't see how people can enjoy games like Oblivion and Skyrim but not enjoy TOTK unless they believe the writing carries those two games. not to say that TES games are bad but TOTK does the open world adventure thing a lot better and all three have roughly the same complaints when you're only comparing the things that are similar between them

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I enjoyed TotK and will probably enjoy Starfield for the same reason. I have a feeling there will be a large overlap of people who hate TotK and will hate Starfield for the simple fact that they cannot play it on their platform.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          People hate on totk for no reason. Skyrim is so fricking bad in comparison. There is literally 0 things skyrim does better than morrowind or totk

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oblivion is actually fun and charming to play and not a chore unlike nu-Zeldas

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the last thing the hero of kvatch sees while walking through an empty forest to find one interactable door in some ruins so he can fight more skeletons and spam the heal spell in a corner whenever he gets lightly scratched

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              As opposed to walking to a camp, waiting for them to attack, then dodging years before their attack hits to use Flurry Rush because any other avenue of attack is weaker, slower, and riskier for no returns? Or wandering around random empty forests and grasslands to find Bokoblins or Moblins farting around you don't want to fight because durability makes you have to justify combat encounters to find a shrine or Korok where you will do a small puzzle and gain virtually nothing?
              You realize your same complaints can be attributed to both BotW and TotK, right? Don't throw rocks in glass houses. Both have their own massive issues that lead to massive boredom quickly. The difference is that at least in Oblivion or Skyrim you can choose your own build and moral stance in quests whereas with BotW/TotK you're pretty much only choosing what direction you walk in.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                so basically you just want roleplay elements

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, I'm saying that BotW and TotK have the exact same issues as TES games but for some reason they're only an issue in TES games when TES games have far more variety in what you can do throughout the game and less padding.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >TES games have far more variety in what you can do throughout the game and less padding.

                What absolute fricking nonsense. Christ the cope is at biblical levels.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                he is right

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he is right

                No he isn't. You can't even fricking interact with the world in TES.

                Case in point, when you entire a building or cave in TES, nothing changes. The gameplay remains exactly the same whether you are inside or outside.

                Now compare this to TotK where the gameplay changes and you are constantly given new challenges and puzzle concepts to adapt to.

                You nees to understand that just because someone spouts a ridiculous claim on this joke website, it doesn't mean their opinion is anyway even remotely close to reality.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You can't even fricking interact with the world in TES.
                Are you kidding? How about murdering certain npcs so their questline ends in the earlier TES games? How about picking certain paths in quests that change how the world interacts with you and spawns new NPCs? How about choosing a faction that locks you out of others including weapons and armor sets? How about utilizing arrows or magic to bait characters somewhere so you can stab them? How about sticking a bucket on someone's head to give you 100% stealth around them?

                You are given Conjuration, Illusion, Sneak, Archery, Block, Two-Handed, One-Handed, Enchantment, and more to change how you approach different situations. Even in Skyrim you get shouts that let you skip massive portions of dungeons if you're smart enough and it doesn't punish or penalize you for it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >How about murdering certain NPCs so their questline ends in the earlier TES games? How about picking certain paths in quests that change how the world interacts with you and spawns new NPCs?

                Ok. The original post was that TES has more gameplay variety. Quite clearly "gameplay variety" means something different to you than it does to me.

                When I think of "gameplay variety", I think about fricking GAMEPLAY VARIETY.

                Even on its most basic simplistic terms, the mere concept of climbing a mountain in TotK is a personal gameplay experience which doesn't exists in TES.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >When I think of "gameplay variety", I think about fricking GAMEPLAY VARIETY.
                Nice of you to ignore how all the various skills, magic, and gameplay options you have access to aren't gameplay variety.
                A person with a Conjuration build plays the game far differently to a guy doing and Enchanting build. Hell, you can even use a Conjuration build FOR other builds like conjuring weapons because they're Daedric ones. I even gave you specific examples of being able to lure away guards or stick items on people's heads to steal from them successfully.

                How are these not gameplay variety? Because you specifically railroad yourself into one build? You can tackle Draugr caves by abusing the traps on enemies instead of attacking them. There's oil patches everywhere to burn enemies. You can literally create your own traps via magic and lure enemies into chokepoints. You can even use held items to keep enemies away from you because of the physics systems in Skyrim.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                TotK has more gameplay variety.
                TotK is better designed.
                TotK is more fun.

                Sorry.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >TotK
                >better designed
                lmao there is no design because they wanted moronic children to have absolute freedom of path of choice where to go first.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >your game not softlocking at your rpg choice is now variety
                what the frick.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                How did you even get that from what I said? I said you can utilize the various different magic spells together to offer yourself different ways to tackle enemies and you make your own fun however you feel like it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >A person with a Conjuration build plays the game far differently
                Nah, you play the exact same as destruction mage or fighter except you have a dude alongside you.
                >Enchanting build.
                enchanting is a noncombat skill, you will have better items but play the exact same as, again, mage or fighter.

                You are fricking pathetic for bringing up Skyrim and you know it. The variety that you claim is basic shit being gatekept by character build.
                In actual dungeon you you run forward and swing your weapon or you run forward and shoot generic red blue or yellow particles.
                And don't get me started on fricking skyrim puzzles such variety amirite? Frick off b***h.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >but play the exact same as, again, mage or fighter.
                You literally gain different powers just by enchanting your equipment. You go from wasting MP to not wasting MP at all. You go from needing to sneak to completely stealthy. You go from needing to cast magic on an enemy to stealing their soul on hit.

                You are acting like the basic gameplay staying the same doesn't change the context of how you play from that point on by focusing on these things.
                >In actual dungeon you you run forward and swing your weapon or you run forward and shoot generic red blue or yellow particles.
                Or you sneak and shoot people.
                Or you sneak and poison people.
                Or you lure people into traps.
                Or you shoot hanging lanterns to burn enemies.
                Or you burn oil piles.
                Or you

                If you're going to be this disingenuous and reductive then every single Zelda encounter is either shooting something in the head, stunlocking them with spears or 2H weapons, or Flurry Rushing. Hell, by your logic all melee weapons hit an enemy so they play the same.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes of course the gameplay vision or formula is entirely different from Zeldas but as others have pointed out there is barely any incentive for said ''adaptation'' for encounters at least but the puzzles are joke too just in different kind of way.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                excerpt from another thread
                -I'm not fan of zelda
                -Then this game is for you, It's not zelda

                If your going to drastically change your gameplay formula, just make a new franchise to avoid backlash from long term fans.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                At the least, don't say things like "we're never going back to the old formula, suck it chuds"

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, this magic wears off very quickly when literally every single cave is the exact same experience and the game has little to reward your exploration with. The end is either some materials you may or may not need, another weapon, some rupees or a blessing shrine.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        TotK is pure distilled ZELDA.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The cave went on for ages.
        No it didn't. 2-5 minutes max.
        >I found myself taking branching paths
        Only one separate path for the bubbulfrog
        >fighting gigantic monsters
        Might have been a single Hinox depending on the cave
        >solving puzzles
        There are no puzzles
        >and discovering treasure.
        Another eightfold blade or knight shield, my inventory is already full
        >An hour of my time gone
        Good larp

        This post only makes sense if you were posting about Elden Ring.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why lie? Are you this desperate to hate the game? Sad.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I completed the game already, I know what I'm talking about.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Original poster lied about how cave exploration works in the game. Nevermind the fact that they are all the fricking same you saw one you saw them all.
            So anon you are answering to is 100% correct.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Nevermind the fact that they are all the fricking same you saw one you saw them all.
              I have literally not found a single identical pair of caves so far. Some of the wells are a little similar but they're fricking wells and are usually just one room. Hell, one of the wells I found had two more wells inside it for some reason.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                "Identical"? They are not identical in a same sense as procedurally generated content is not identical.
                If you played the game how fricking similar all the caves are with reward you either don't need or armor from botw. Utterly fricking pointless bloat slog

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kek frick off you absolute moron you got BTFO and now you have to pretend "well they're shit anyway REEEEEEEEEEEEE".

                Time for the rope.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Original poster lied about how cave exploration works in the game

              No he isn't. I have multiple caves with many branching paths, boss fights and unique rewards such as armour sets. Many of these are locked behind puzzles where you can see the reward but can't get to it. Get fricked you moron.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >boss fights
                WHAT FRICKING BOSS FIGHTS? Hinoxes from BOTW? Phantom ganons? this shit is "boss fights" now?
                Like what the frick are you even talking about.
                >Many of these are locked behind puzzles where you can see the reward but can't get to it.
                "many" is a fricking LIE
                unique armor sets lmao from BOTW
                you are moronic as frick

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The cave went on for ages.
          >No it didn't. 2-5 minutes max.
          That anon is huffing some shit, but I will say the cave that leads out of the lookout landing bunker is fricking long. You get all 3 of the soldier's armor pieces there, and each piece is in a different arm of the cave that you have to fricking dig through to find.

          Less of an adventure and more of a gear check
          >did you bring enough bombs and rock-sticks? no? better hope a blood moon doesn't happen before you get back lmao

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You have to use Yunobo there, my dude

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah the world is an absolute joy to explore with so many unique discoveries that felt personal to me. I have no idea the kind of adventures other folks are having but mine have been amazing so far.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I was heading towards somewhere, I had a specific quest I was doing, when I spotted a cave by the riverbed. There was no easy to get to it so I had to create a raft to sail into it. The river led me into the cave and deeper under the mountain. The cave went on for ages. I found myself taking branching paths, fighting gigantic monsters, solving puzzles and discovering treasure. An hour of my time gone and whole little mini-adventure of my own, just because something caught my eye. TotK is chock full of this.
        You literally didn't play the game why the frick are you lying LMAO

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Original poster lied about how cave exploration works in the game. Nevermind the fact that they are all the fricking same you saw one you saw them all.
          So anon you are answering to is 100% correct.

          Have you homosexuals actually played the game? Seems all you're doing is seething and coping.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is what I love about the game. The sense of adventure is incredible.

            >the sense of adventure dude!
            >but I refuse to play the game unless a generic and cliche disney story is stapled to it

            So much for the game having good gameplay.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              acgay is that you
              this game literally has less intrusive story than most armored core games

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The difference is that when an obnoxious cutscene interrupts my Armored Core experience, even if I can skip it, I rightfully call it a detriment. How about you? Mr. "gameplay is incredible" and yet you need the story to tell you how to think and how to feel at every opportunity.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                yep, there he is!

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Assad is Creed gay shut the frick up.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Obviously I played this piece of copypasted shit.
            Do you have anything fricking specific to ask about how it's all the same pointless bloat or something?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is what I love about the game. The sense of adventure is incredible.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        One of the best things about TotK are all the random discoveries and secrets to stumble across. Its easy to lose yourself in the world for hours at a time.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >its extremely fun, you can lose yourself pretty quickly in the overworld

      >you can lose yourself pretty quickly in the overworld

      Fricking this and its soooooooo good.

      I was heading towards somewhere, I had a specific quest I was doing, when I spotted a cave by the riverbed. There was no easy to get to it so I had to create a raft to sail into it. The river led me into the cave and deeper under the mountain. The cave went on for ages. I found myself taking branching paths, fighting gigantic monsters, solving puzzles and discovering treasure. An hour of my time gone and whole little mini-adventure of my own, just because something caught my eye. TotK is chock full of this.

      The game is incredible. Pure distilled adventure.

      >Fricking this and its soooooooo good.

      wtf? are you fricking kidding me? It's the same map as botw. I've already explored it. I have zero desire to look behind nook and cranny again. The Sky is 10% of the map, it's a joke for how much they pushed it in the marketing. I don't even want to talk about the depths.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The map is radically changed.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Play the game before posting Black person normie monkey go back

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no but I still like it well enough

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's bretty gud

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      hows your frame pacing pc bro?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >infinite durability
      That will break the game because it's a very poorly balanced game.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have you tried it?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The game is already broken so who cares. You only play this game for cheese it's miserable otherwise.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Games broken as hell regardless. A thousand ways to cheese everything.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Broken by design though, but you're right

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cheating breaks the game
        no shit dumbass. Games are about fun.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The most objective reviewer gave it 6/10. The rest are just huge fanboys or just shills.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the laziest piece of shit sequel I've ever seen. What did they fricking do for 6 years?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How can you unironically say this when overwatch 2 exists lmao

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Online games are always a fraud, sequel for a gaas is a fraud x10 and usually includes only monetization tweaking

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I stopped paying attention to Blizzard in 2006. The only reason I even know overwatch exists is porn.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        not even a sequel literally just a monetization patch

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's no knack

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf happened?

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a lot of tedium
    >mini-puzzle dungeons with some real fricking time-consuming building shit
    and some annoying broken shit
    >your camera stops moving when you activate an ability, so you have to let off and engage again to regain camera control
    but it's pretty great aside from that yeah.

    That boss in your pic for example is copy pasted in like 12 obvious arenas around the map and in only 3 nearly identical variations, but I've had fun beating it every time. There are so many ways to do it besides just spamming arrows. Most of the encounters are that way, and the atmosphere, sound and music add a lot.

    The game's a nice 8/10 for me, and I haven't bothered with the story.
    Maybe the story makes it 10/10? No idea, don't care.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No.
    >straight up asset flip, any decent sequel tries to look better than the previous game
    >none of the problems from the first game adressed or fixed: still the weapon durability shit + weapon spam making it complete nonsense, still braindead button mashing combat, still flurry rush activated when you jump 2 hours after an enemy swings while being 2 miles away so you don't need to worry about the timing, still garbage framerate, still poor graphics with shiny filters, still pointlessly huge empty world with copy pasted ubisoft shit, still a story that feels disconnected because of all the "freedom"
    >acting like the physics and lego shit are something completely new and revolutionary
    >fun tax on your vehicles
    >shit story
    >Nintendo spitting on old zelda and saying it will be this open world ubisoft meme shit from now on

    People only give it so much praise because they feel obliged to. Normies only know herd mentality and following popular opinions, and this was decided it would be a "masterpiece" ages before release.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you haven't played it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      100% correct take

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genuinely yes

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's good, it's not the best game ever made

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's extremely mediocre. I'd argue worse than Breath of the Wild because of how clunky the new mechanics feel.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >its great because I was wandering an empty world, fighting shitty monsters thar give no challenge and picking up trash and checking off Ubisoft bloat

      Nice "adventure"

      samegay

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not even the same writing style, moron.

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same happened with demake4, and only troony boycott prevented Howard legacy from this. Critics lost any sense in AD2023

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you've never left the Nintendo ecosystem then, yes. Otherwise it's a just a very good take on the open world genre.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was always a lifelong nintendo fan, and others told me to step outside the bubble, but holy frick was I dissapointed when I finally did. Fromsoft games have been literally the ONLY other developers Ive found any value in since ive started broadening my horizons

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I love video games, honest
        >but I hate everything ever made by non-Nintendo companies
        >if you say you like anything without Nintendo's brand, you're an evil troony snoy who hates fun

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who are you quoting, you brain damaged frick?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here's ACgay to gaslight people by making up fake quotes. Sad and pathetic. Forever bootyblasted by Nintendo.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Who are you quoting, you brain damaged frick?

            Where were you guys when the massive shill threads spammed the board for weeks?

            [...]
            >REEEEE SHILL SHILL SHILL YOU CANT JUST ENJOY A VIDEOGAME

            Oh look, and you even proved by point by calling someone a snoy just because they disagreed with you.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >He's already lost the plot of his own fricking conversational thread

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Take your meds ACgay

                Why did you immediately call someone a snoy just because they disagreed with you?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who is "You" in this context, moron.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn’t call anyone a snoy. Take your clonazepam.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Where were you guys when the massive shill threads spammed the board for weeks?

              I was busy playing TotK aka the Greatest Game Of All Time.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well, you are a Snoy. Snoys get annoyed by others people enjoying a videogame lmao

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Meds.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Take your meds ACgay

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was never a big Nintendo fan and now I mostly play Nintendo games since I got a switch. I agree with you on From games.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Casuals are something else. Play a real Action game homosexual.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yep. No joke. No memes.

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    8/10 game at best, but considering it recycles 60% if its content from BOTW, it deserves a 6/10.
    Also the shrines aren't any better with a majoryty of them being braindead and basically spoiling the puzzle with the title.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pic
      holy shit thats big gay

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL!
      BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS OF STEEL!

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this homie keep calling me Goro?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s the Goron’s n-word.

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pirated the leak and 100%'d it. It was a very enjoyable game but I think 8/10 is a realistic and fair score for the game all things considered. That's also coming from someone who emulated it so I had no issues with FPS drops, it was a constant 30.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you pirated the leak you did not have "no issues". It was even fricking playable and even now it still runs like shit compared to Switch.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was literally playable with some minor graphical issues like the ground not appearing properly in the underground, which was then fixed
        what kind of cope is this

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. missed the dirty Yuzu builds
        The game ran perfectly before release.

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, it’s good but people are still in the honeymoon period. Half the 10/10 reviews are coming from Nintendo only sites anyway, I don’t understand why fan websites that exclusively only review products from a specific brand are treated as non-biased sources, that goes for all consoles

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    love it

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The real question is:
    It is better or not than botw? Or it is the same?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's much better

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Worse.

        it's exactly the same, which means it's also just as fun

        The holy trinity

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Worse.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's exactly the same, which means it's also just as fun

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      both

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's better, even the abilities are botw-but-better.
      >any-grabber instead of metal-grabber
      >time-control instead of time-freeze
      >glue weapons together instead of just 2 kinds of bombs
      >make anything anywhere instead of just frozen platforms

      There's an actual sense of progression compared to botw, too.
      When you start you're mostly relying on your stamina and a horse to get around, but as you explore, you do more skydiving and eventually go underground to upgrade your battery to make the devices and vehicles more effective than anything else.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Glue together is the only thing I like.
        And the sense of progression feels similiar to botw as you say, because in botw at first I was walking everywhere until I started rising up my stamina.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's neither better or worse. It made a good effort to expand the world but the zonai shit breaks the game far too hard and its abilities feel far too OP to the point where it feels like the game was barely tested from a puzzle perspective. As a result, there are pretty well zero puzzles that require thinking. Dungeons can be broken with zonai creations, Shrines can be broken with a rocket attached to a shield and if that doesn't work because of a ball puzzle a solid 9 times out of 10 that can be broken with recall

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        So it is fun like gta san andres was fun right?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its pretty much better except for the loss of stasis, makes me wish botw never released and this was instead so it feels more fresh

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's better, but not worth the purchase if you already played the first in the last few years.

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >REEEEE SHILL SHILL SHILL YOU CANT JUST ENJOY A VIDEOGAME

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I unironically feel like I am being gaslit as they say, I felt some of that when everyone acted like Zeldor was the first ever game to do open world and puzzles with BoTW but seeing a game which is like 80% similar to it's predecessor get unironic 10s across the board and people literally saying it is the best game ever made I swear I must be in the fricking Matrix or something.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people literally saying it is the best game ever made I swear I must be in the fricking Matrix or something.

      Maybe its just YOU who doesn't understand video games anon.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love "Developers" games, I'm also sure if they had negative opinions they would be very loud and out there about it because that would be a really good look for them to shit on another game company publically who also have a very vocal fan base.

        You have had 6. fricking. years. to cope. And you're suprised. again.

        You truly do not understand what people mean when they call you mindbroken.

        What are you talking about? I'm just saying the game was okay and the sequel looks also okay and very similar to game one so I'm not sure how it warrants a perfect score in a review.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have had 6. fricking. years. to cope. And you're suprised. again.

      You truly do not understand what people mean when they call you mindbroken.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      For example the original tomb raider games were all mostly similiar but still had unique levels and vibe to them regardless of being the same game series?
      Tomb Raider 2 is different from Tomb raider 1, with level design and so on, totk looks so similiar to botw it's bizarre.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Modern Nintendo fans are zoomers with extremely low standards.
      Nintendo has switched to a quantity over quality mentality as well, you can see it clear in BOTW/TOTW with it being important to have as many shrines and korok seeds as possible.
      Oddyssey is not very different with soo many filler Moons that pad out the game, stuff like new Moons apearing after you finish a world, forcing 2 runs through them if you're going for completion.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Modern Nintendo fans are zoomers with extremely low standards

        kek

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Not even top of metacritic with over 20 tendie shillcritics
          >journos have to now tout its highest on opencritic a site nobody uses to drum up interest
          >streamers all quit 5-8 hours in, because the game is a boring tedious dlc

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fan sites that only review games published by one company should be excluded from reviewing, that applies to Nintendo, Sony, Microsoft, etc

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are not alone dude. Literally what the frick is going on...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        journalism is dead, influencers are all under the same israeli management and just repeat what they want them to say and spread their MESSAGE. twitch and influencers are the death of video games.

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It literally is.
    And I'm not some cuck shill. You should pirate it.
    Everyone should play it.
    The real question is what happens now. No other dev is even close. I don't think we will ever get a game this good again.

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thread asks if people enjoy game A
    >people say yea
    >NOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST LIKE A GAME YOU FRICKING SHILL
    Why are Snoys like this, bros?
    Do they not play games themselves?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Do they not play games themselves?
      Not since the ps2

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      >REEEEE SHILL SHILL SHILL YOU CANT JUST ENJOY A VIDEOGAME

      Calling it blindly a perfect 10/10 is very dishonest, so he is right.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never said it was a 10/10 you moron.
        All I said was that I was having a blast.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Calling it blindly a perfect 10/10 is very dishonest, so he is right

        Absolutely nothing is perfect. 10/10 doesn't mean perfect. Do you think 5/5 means perfect too?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your argument is weakened by the fact that the 100/100 scale leaves much more room for scrutiny yet you people would still call it a 100/100, Zelda fans are just dishonest.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >10/10 doesn't mean perfect
          >but the game literally has no flaws, and anyone who disagrees is a snoy

          lol Arthur

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the game literally has no flaws

            Nobody has said that anywhere schizo. But you cannot seem to raise a single convincing argument against TotK.

            You will:
            1) LIE about the game.
            2) INVENT nonsense to complain about.
            3) PRETEND that established gaming conventions which exist in every video game ever made are now suddenly "major flaws" in TotK.
            4) give nothing but VAGUE, sweeping, reductive generalisations because you don't have any argument to begin with.
            5) insist that all of the overwhelming universal acclaim and praise from every corner of the industry DOESN'T COUNT.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >1) LIE about the game.
              Okay, then I'll show you a part from the game that you can't deny. Tell me how this is somehow kino that adds to the game. It's not an emulator bug, so you can't use that excuse for it being terrible.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >shows a cutscene clip as an argument

                lma0o

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >movieshit is good when my company does it
                loooool

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >its a bad game because it has a cutscene!!!!

                Not a single convincing argument was ever found that day...

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is it a good game? Then you don't need the cutscene. Isn't BOTW and TOTK about the journey being rewarding on its own? It's why hestu gives you a pile of crap if you do all 900 korok seeds. You're not supposed to want a reward for doing something, you should just want to do it because it's fun.

                But now you need a cinematic carrot on a stick to keep you interested? Curious.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Is it a good game? Then you don't need the cutscene.

                No I want the cutscene moron. Seethe for another 7 years.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                What a fricking moron.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Is it a good game? Then you don't need the cutscene.

                No I want the cutscene moron. Seethe for another 7 years.

                Zelda turning into a dragon is really cool.

                >I want non-gameplay infesting my gameplay experience

                It sounds like you just want a movie.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No no I just said is cool.
                Too much cutscenes in a videogame
                is horrendous, unless they are really good but few are.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                What's cool about the game taking control away from you?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                A bit of cutscenes are good sometimes, it makes me feel immersed in the game.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                why doesn't the gameplay do that? Apparently the entire world thinks that BOTW and TOTK are innovative and immersive masterpieces, so taking the story out would suddenly completely ruin it?

                kinda sus senpai

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because Zelda games are supposed to be epic adventures where you play as a hero of legend who sets out to save the world. This has been the thing since the first game.
                You are a schizo.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                And yet every webm involves the player making nazi swastikas, or crucifying koroks. Hmmmm, some legend.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                How about you play the game instead of looking at webms and screenshots?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                How about you explain why this so-called hero's journey is full of nazis and attempts at murder? Now, don't get me wrong, I hate koroks as much as the next guy, but if you're gonna proclaim crucifying them on a cross of fire, as a selling feature, then why not just get rid of the story altogether? It's clear that gameplay enthusiasts don't care about the story at all, so what's the point of keeping it?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >pearl-clutching homosexual clutches pearls even harder
                and Hitman is a game about brutally killing women and defacing their bodies in public right?
                oyy veyyy shut it dowwwwn

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                When did the game ever promote murder and nazis? It’s funny coming from the guy who kept seething about not being able to kill NPCs in BotW.
                Take your meds.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >pearl-clutching homosexual clutches pearls even harder
                and Hitman is a game about brutally killing women and defacing their bodies in public right?
                oyy veyyy shut it dowwwwn

                ah, you seem to have misinterpreted my post. Rest assured, I'm not a pearl crutching crying about muh nazis or something like that. Infact I think it's funny that the game lets you build these things. but it conflicts with the story about the game supposedly being about a brave hero. This ties into my complaint about how I wanted to kill NPCs in BOTW. I'd rather be my own hero, than be a hero that the game writes for me already. If you got rid of the story, suddenly the cognitive dissonance disappears, and the game is better off for it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah except that's not what you're going to get, and you are the minority

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tetris is Russian Propoganda.

                yep, there he is!

                No argumento. Just as I thought. You know, I would be more than content if you guys said the gameplay was amazing, even if I disagreed. but you had to push it too far. You had to try and push that the story was somehow a masterpiece, instead of being a cancerous tumor on all video games.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't care what you think Black person
                you are a massive minority, and you deserve less than dirt.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                We're all a massive minority in this movie loving industry. You'll learn this once TLOU3: how Abby Got her Groove Back, gets universal acclaim and love by game journalists, and the normalscum will lap it up like candy. Or the next time a ubisoft rehash comes out, and it gets universal praise. Or how about the next time Genshin Impact releases another gacha filled update for coomers to spend money on, and it makes another 10 billion dollars.

                The majority are all morons. It's time you learn this unpleasant truth.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh no some company i dont give a shit about did something

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >companies who influence the medium to do bad things in the pursuit of money
                >they're doing something
                Yes, i would say this is a bad thing.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't give a frick what they are doing because it has had zero negative effect on me. It only serves to make you upset, so I am satisfied. I do not like you, and think your opinions are less than actual feces, so forgive me if I disagree. In short frick you

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm too short sighted to see the consequences of a failing industry as it crumbles around me

                Good for you, but some of us choose not to be ignorant of current events.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sucks to be you lol
                I'm having a great time regardless of what you don't like. Get fricked

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry to hear that. I'm enjoying my favorite open world game right now, without being ignorant of the industry. I love me some Roblox.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Instead you choose to play pedophile simulator. Yeah, I'll stick to TotK thanks

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >complaining about pedophiles in a Zelda thread

                I'm not touching that topic.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yakuza 0 is one of the best games ever made, just thought you should know, again.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >newer gamers are like "bro, this gameplay is lit!"

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >defending korok content

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The argument in favor of nu-Zelda is that the koroks are supposed to be their own reward, just finding them is supposed to be the fun part. You shouldn't need a reward for collecting all of them. So I applied that logic to the game's laughable plot. Why do I need to be told to rescue a princess? Can't I just mess around and enjoy the world? I've never heard a TOTK or BOTW fan argue against this.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I've never heard a TOTK or BOTW fan argue against this.
                you have selective hearing

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Take your meds and go outside instead of seething about cutscenes you miserable schizo. Literally every single Zelda game has cutscenes in one way or another. Even the first game has a bunch of text and NPCs which you can consider cutscenes or story. It’s called the LEGEND OF ZELDA which means the games are supposed to be a LEGEND, MYTH or FAIRYTALE AKA A STORY. If you don’t like Zelda, get the frick out.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the entire point of nu-Zelda is to toss out stale tradition and OOT rehashes and go in a new direction
                >but we absolutely need to adhere to the stale formula of shoving cutscenes infront of the player's face

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who are you quoting, ACgay? Why are you still rambling about the same schizoid shit that the voices in your heard tell you? Why don’t you go outside and touch grass?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >shoving cutscenes infront of the player's face
                it's funny because the one you posted is fully optional and you have to go out of your way to find it and then activate it in the first place. You wouldn't know this of course, since you're too busy being a terraria fanboy to play other games

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's still being shoved in your face, whether you can skip it or not. Not to mention they dedicate the entire beginning of the game to lore dumping, exposition, mandatory cinematic tutorials, and braindead """"character development"""" like this was a visual novel.

                >BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, I NEED ZELDA TO SHOW EMOTIONS SO MY GAME CAN BE ART!
                Okay movie-lover.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                He posted that clip thinking he was going to catch someone with a spoiler when we've been playing the game for 3 weeks already. you people here are so pathetic it's frankly amazing to behold.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Zelda turning into a dragon is really cool.

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    nintendo copying treasure yet again.

    sigh

    ?t=1

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weak bait but made me replay/10

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Till a new best game ever comes out

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you like Banjoo kazooie Nuts& Bolts its a solid 8, if not its a 5 at best and if you already played Botw it's a 3 .

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eh it's good. Worth the money so far and I've only done one sage and have just been fricking around now. Building weird shit is definitely fun, puzzles are too simple but it's fun to see them solved in almost 9 different ways. Its definitely just Zelda with creative mode attached. Not expecting it to be push your shit in tuff cuz childs game and it also doesn't really hold you hand though either so idk. Gonna be game of the year no doubt, Hogwarts was looking good but I think it's already pretty forgettable and I don't think Armored Core really has a huge enough following to take off but I'm really looking forward to that game even more than this.

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So this is combat in a 10/10 game.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, single enemies are a joke. that's why they spawn in groups

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Other developers just don't know how Nintendo made this 10/10 combat system.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      So this is posting of a 10/10 webm

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are mentally ill people on this site that make 70% of the threads and posts, big news.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are mentally ill people on this site that make 70% of the threads and posts, big news.

        >this webm was posted this many times and you tendies still have NO argument against it.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can do shit like that in every action game ever. Garbage games like Shitden Shart basically force you to

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Shitden Shart

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >whataboutism
            I don't think that's the point in the webm. The point is that you cycle through 2 swings of reused animations and that's enough to stun lock. It's not a bug, it's not an exploit, it's Link using a basic attack that does that. Essentially you're witnessing the game working as intended is the issue.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >but this one weapon
              Elden Ring is shit

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You really have nothing to say to that? I'm trying to get a serious answer out of you lot. I hate elden slop btw

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really felt how limited and mediocre the combat is in the final boss. A little sad that the game ends on such a sour note for me. The boss was alright, and the spectactle of the final sequence was neat, but I really hope the combat evolves for the next game.

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Only 2 of those posts are arthur, are you ok acgay?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      might want to check your meds

      [...]
      >Don't make me humiliate you like last time, arthur.

      lol where? Please show me where. You just seethed for hours.

      >you refuse to engage in good faith discussion

      Nobody ever will. You spout nonsense like calling TotK a "movie game". Why do you think anyone is going to have a rational conversation. You only come to these threads because you are jealous.

      [...]
      absolutely mindbroken lmao

      [...]
      le "anonymous personality" has appeared to derail le thread

      just put on a tripcode for the oldschool era roleplaying

      >Calling it blindly a perfect 10/10 is very dishonest, so he is right

      Absolutely nothing is perfect. 10/10 doesn't mean perfect. Do you think 5/5 means perfect too?

      You don't even try to hide that you're samegayging. Same replies, same insults, same images. Look at you, praising game journalists AGAIN with the same rehashes images you've been posting for a week now.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        GIVE ME MY FIFTEEN MINUTES OF ANONYMOUS ECELEBRITY

        GIVE ME YOUR (YOU)'S

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

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        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Case in point

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bro, you okay?

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    might want to check your meds

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Don't make me humiliate you like last time, arthur.

    lol where? Please show me where. You just seethed for hours.

    >you refuse to engage in good faith discussion

    Nobody ever will. You spout nonsense like calling TotK a "movie game". Why do you think anyone is going to have a rational conversation. You only come to these threads because you are jealous.

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is a good game.
    Especially since modern games all suck, it stands out.

    That being said it gets really repetitive and its like BotW with new stuff.
    The open world thing gets really tiresome the longer you play.
    I did many shrines and like 95% of the 120 towers you need to light up in the lower world.
    Its tiresome at this point and it doesnt really feel all that rewarding. BotW had the same problem.
    Only the dungeons give you something permanent.
    Otherwise its only hearts/stamina. You really don't need more than half of whats max. possible, and I say that as a boomer casual with no skills.
    Difficult to explain but many recent games feel like work at home for after your work.
    Pokemon games with their checklists now are especially bad.

    On the other hand I couldnt finish twilight princess after 3 tries it was so boring and skyward sword was even worse.
    Peak Zelda was LttP and Oot. Many cool dungeons, towns and world felt more "handcrafted", rewarding.
    Ah well.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Especially since modern games all suck, it stands out.
      Not when ER exists

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tears is better than Elden. Just by a little bit.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No it is not. copied botw map 2 times automatically makes it worse

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was bored of Elden Ring after about 20 hours when I realised the game has absolutely nothing to offer but a relentless slog of unfun combat.

        I have over 100 hours in TotK and loving every minute. TotK has more gameplay variety, creativity and fun in its tutorial section than Elden Ring has in its entirety.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. Tears has approachability and nuance in what you’re aiming towards on the map, as well as all the gear being actually useable.

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    absolutely mindbroken lmao

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    elden ring was better as it has a more interesting/exciting world to explore... that said elden ring is probably only a 7.5/10

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >elden ring was better as it has a more interesting/exciting world to explore

      You cannot be fricking serious. Elden Ring's world is utterly sterile with no way to interact act with it. Also in TotK, exploration is gamified through the stamina wheel meaning that exploration is actual GAMEPLAY.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        there isn't really anything worth finding in TotK - the most exciting area in the game is flying up to the giant ship dungeon... elden ring on the other hand a sense of wonder in some of the locations you could stumble upon and finding new armor and weapons, etc. is more rewarding than finding korok seeds, shrines and then a bunch of references to older zelda games in the depths

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >elden ring on the other hand a sense of wonder
          All yes, the same 5 copypasta locations that aren't the 6 main areas, including a bunch of worthless trash you won't use in a incredibly unbalanced action game.

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    le "anonymous personality" has appeared to derail le thread

    just put on a tripcode for the oldschool era roleplaying

  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >instead of dungeons cool artifacts and equipment progression, we get the shrines, korrok seeds and weapon bits to fuse
    >the sky islands are a total afterthought, making up 5% of the map and each if them is just a "move green crystal" puzzle
    >the depths, while big, are full of reskinned enemies and bosses, they just exist for farming 999 Zonanite to get a single battery
    >most shrines spoils their puzzles with both the name and the laid out zonai parts and they're all extremely simple, to the point that you can make a webm of them w/o needing to do it x2 speed
    >ultrahand and crafting thing is neat but without proper challenges it's boring, creativity for the sake of creativity isn't as fun as creativity for the sake of overcoming obstacles
    >story, while never the point of Zelda games, is worse than BotW and Ganondorf is "somehow Palpatine has returned" tier
    >menus completely break up the flow of gameplay, especially for arrows
    >just like before, the combat can be called mellow at best, flurry is still broken
    >infinite healing in a pause menu, again
    >not a single new weapon move set
    >the Switch continues to be fricking terrible and runs it at 720p30fps with constrant drops to 20 when you open up the ultrahand
    >game shares just way too much to be BOTW 2.0, it's more like BOTW+ which is extremely disappointing for 6 years

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      First point anon, the equipment progression is based on what you can kill.
      Monster drops are needed to upgrade your armor and fusing them to weapons lets you deal more damage.

      So you either climb the ladder of monster parts to be able to deal enough damage with your weapons to beat the next higher level of monster, or you find clever / lucky ways to beat the real big bads early.

      That's more freeform than the quest-gated progression of older zeldas, and while you might not like it, it's definitely a very clear path of equipment progression.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why should I care what you think, when you hate every single other Zelda game in existence? You've not been shy about how you hate the whole series and how you're glad that BOTW and TOTK replaced it. You're not arguing in good faith.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        If durability wasn't already bad the fusing just makes it more annoying. Instead of just getting a new weapon with similar damage I need to get now a good base weapon either from the underworld or by repairing one and then slap a good monster material ontop of it. Sure monsters scale so even the shittiest monster group later has a silver/white one but it's just BotW with tedious extra steps.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's just BotW with tedious extra steps.
          For a lot of people, that's enough to make it 10/10

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I need to get now a good base weapon
          you don't need a good base weapon when combat looks like

          So this is combat in a 10/10 game.

          just throw the silver horns on anything you find that isn't a basic tree branch and you're good to go

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >when combat looks like
            Why didn't he freeze the enemy then jump attack?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're expecting strategy from soulsbourne players?
              If mashing one button is slow but effective, they'll do that for hours.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The combat complexity isn't really the problem but the absurd damage sponging of later enemies.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >damage sponges
              >in a game where freeze/burn/thunder exists and absurd attack buffs with fusion

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Concisely highlights all the issues of this 10/10 masterpiece. also love shrines with targets, I just shoot them with bombs instead of lugging shit around like a sucker. That combined with shitty chest rewards I can ignore, I'm in and out in under a minute.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm in and out in under a minute.
        Let me guess, you did that fricking precision golf one in the first go and completed that sand ocean bridge building nightmare in "under a minute".
        Frick you man

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I did all the shrines in the game, if it involved hitting a target, yeah i was in and out, except early on when I didn't know I can bomb arrow it. Anything else I used recall to bring me where I needed to go. I don't even remember what shrines you're referring to, must have been that forgettable.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >runs it at 720p30fps with constrant drops to 20 when you open up the ultrahand

      >switch item
      >there's a delay
      >switch item again
      >there's a delay
      >switch item again
      >there's a delay
      >switch item again
      Someone please tell Nintendo to stop making Fisher price consoles.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong Yuzu gay. Back to your nvidia console and desk chair.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yuzu doesn't have that issue. It's only on the Switch hardware. It doesn't even happen in BoTW since it doesn't have the fusion mechanic to load in new weapons when you switch.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong. It only happens around water bodies. Blown out homie confirmed for not even playing da game.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >It only happens
              everything you switch something in the quick select menu.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong. Sick so so sick and here’s the thing

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Post a video of you playing the game on Switch hardware and switching a weapon. I'll wait.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sit there and wait boy I’ll record a video of me and your mother instead with this BBC.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Concession accepted.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >runs it at 720p30fps with constrant drops to 20 when you open up the ultrahand

        See POINT# 1

        >the game literally has no flaws

        Nobody has said that anywhere schizo. But you cannot seem to raise a single convincing argument against TotK.

        You will:
        1) LIE about the game.
        2) INVENT nonsense to complain about.
        3) PRETEND that established gaming conventions which exist in every video game ever made are now suddenly "major flaws" in TotK.
        4) give nothing but VAGUE, sweeping, reductive generalisations because you don't have any argument to begin with.
        5) insist that all of the overwhelming universal acclaim and praise from every corner of the industry DOESN'T COUNT.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      , while never the point of Zelda games, is worse than BotW and Ganondorf is "somehow Palpatine has returned" tier
      I finished tbe fame last night ans you're full of shit.

  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game sucked until I figured out how to smuggle the master sword in from the prologue and fuse it with other item's stats.

  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yooo the boss from Star Fox 64!

  62. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    those zonai bots give me deja vu. remember when clone wars gave these guys silly voices?
    they have a much more friendly design than the guardians. theyre still pretty cool and i like how the stewards look like daleks when theyre asleep.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      now that i think about it, they probably did that to the standard battle droids so that the supers and droidekas would be more intimidating by comparison. maybe its the same thought process behind it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      When the Zonai bots speak, they sing the first two notes of the mario theme.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        when you finish a puzzle, it plays the same ditty from the legend of zelda when you finish a puzzle or uncover a secret

  63. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would be solid genre defining game if it was released back in 2007 or earlier(up to 2004)
    Game could run at same systems that run HL2/Oblivion

  64. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/text/LIE%20about%20the%20game%20INVENT%20nonsense%20to%20complain%20about./

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still waiting for that ONE convincing argument against TotK ACgay.

      Just ONE.

      Whenever you're ready...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not acgay, I just posted an archive link. You must be nervous, knowing one of your beloved steamy shemales lowered totk's metascore.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          TotK is better than your favourite game.

          TotK will still be considered a masterpiece and one of the greatest games of all time when you wake up tomorrow.

          Feels good let me tell you.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not so fast

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >one point lower than Elden Ring
              Uh oh

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >listen to this one opinion of a literary troony

              Fricking kek

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's only ok when you do it, right?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                One troony opinion vs all the acclaim from everyone else?

                KEK post more trannies lmao

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >KEK post more steamy shemales lmao
                Why, so you can get off to them? Disgusting.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Acclaim from employees of nintendo who rely on their pay and media access
                >Streamers all quit game 5-8 hours in
                yeah go eat a bag of dicks moron

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Save your screeching for acgay, moronic troony lover.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >TotK will still be considered a masterpiece and one of the greatest games of all time

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Once the next tendie slop is out the zoomers will jump on the next thing and it will be forgotten and still shat on.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I mean the game is already forgotten, it didn't even had the 10% of staying power like ER.

  65. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    to those who dont like TotK: what is your fav game?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Super Mario World, mainly because of romhacks

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dark Souls 2

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dragon's Dogma

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      World of Warcraft

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mass Effect 3

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like tokt, but I don't like like it.
      Morrowind

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't hate TOTK, but it's not fit to lick the shit from Terraria's boots.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bloodborne

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Deus Ex Human Revolution.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  66. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its just a shitty version of gmod

  67. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    6 years for cubes

  68. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how great the game could be if it was on a console that isn't dog shit.

  69. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There’s a fricking Barry that shits up all these threads now

    What shall we name he/him

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      David

  70. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a perfect 8/10

  71. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nope. Like a 7/10 objectively but a 5/10 in terms of my enjoyment so far.

  72. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly it seems like a game for loser hardcore gamers if you want a game that is complete escapism and a way to waste time then it’s great because there is a lot of things to do but otherwise I don’t think it’s really aiding my life as much as some other games

    I like playing games that I feel I am going to get something from it and I don’t think there’s that much to TotK it’s kind of a fetch quest athon, the game is reliant on the basis that you spend all your time wandering around this huge seemingly empty map I don’t think that’s such a novel or groundbreaking concept

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don’t think it’s really aiding my life as much as some other games
      ya ok

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What game changed this homies life? This Anon gonna say “Nintendogs” or women shit instead of Xenogears.

  73. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Zelda never makes the connection between Ganon and Ganondorf
    >Triforce of wisdom

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Triforce doesn't exist in botw

  74. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why they playing a cutscene

    Back to Half Life 2 with you.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah, Half Life also had cutscenes. They were just the obnoxious "lock you in a room and wait for the dialogue to play out" kind.

  75. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    solid 6/10
    tendies praise it as masterpiece because they only play nintendo games and they're used to garbage

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name 1 better game than TotKINGdom so we can laugh.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        nta but death stranding. if you're gonna make an open world game, make it at least linear. TOTK feels like a fricking chore with everything repeating for at least 100 times. also kojima knew hot to utilize music way better. every song felt like a reward for getting to a new landmark.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mario and Princess Beach?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            the story was very entertaining and you gotta love kojima autism. at least the story didn't play out in the fricking past. the story structure of breath of the child and tears of the tendies is literally the fricking same. zelda is not even really in the game. what a travesty

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        the bar is so low i could even say genshit and be right

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kingdom Come Deliverance 🙂

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chrono Trigger
        Ocarina of Time
        FF6

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >has to go back 30 years to find a game

          My sides

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            i have seen this reply several times in another Zelda threads, ain't no way this isn't a troll or some bot.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hey you said post games I like more than TOTK and I did, I don't even think it's a bad game despite preferring old Zelda's format
            Not my fault 95% of AAA releases these days are utter shit kek

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              it really is a shame they'll never go back to the traditional format now

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                BotW/TotK IS traditional zelda. You're never getting another OoT rehash and that's a good thing.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                see

                >1) LIE about the game.
                Okay, then I'll show you a part from the game that you can't deny. Tell me how this is somehow kino that adds to the game. It's not an emulator bug, so you can't use that excuse for it being terrible.

                They already rehashed OOT with the "MUH LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP SAVE THE DAY" disney marvel pigslop.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean there's always the high chance of them making 'side' games like link between worlds and whatnot, which are some of the most solid entries in the series
                I'm actually fine with the new approach since it can coexistent with the old format, my main complaint is Zelda goes full Assassins Creed mode and they make the open world incredibly fricking stale after a while
                Especially after how insane some of TOTK's mechanics are when you consider the utter dogshit hardware, I dunno what they'll even do with the next game without it going stale

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sure the next Nintendo console will have much better specs which will let them be more creative for BOTW 3: Link's Revenge
                ..... Right

  76. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spend a couple of minutes building a beam turret to fight him
    >move out
    >he steps on it a few times and my turret poofs
    wtf

  77. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The nintendo shitch is at it's core a handheld. Every nintendie game has that design philosophy of small bursts gameplay behind it. This is the reason the games are so utterly watered down and drip feeding. Literally not a console for gamers but for normies who play on the run. Tendies are scum.

    Tears of the kingdom has a phenomenal zelda game hidden inside of it. If you removed all the fluff and repetition and instead formed real dungeons out of those 120 shrines, made the map half the size and every side quest only repeat for 10 instead of 100 times, only THEN the game would be a 10/10. Everybody praising this game is mentally challenged or simply a fricking normie.

  78. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't call it the best game ever, but it's pretty great. It's basically GMod with an actual bunch of goals and physics that are legitimately a thousand times better than the 2003 Havok dogshit every game has been using for decades. It's kind of unfocused but if you like sandbox autism games but wish they had more concrete goals to work towards it's a solid 9/10.

  79. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're 12 years old, sure.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same mental age as the average Ganker poster

  80. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game is pretty good at outing Ganker and the oceans of newbies making the same six shitposts all hoping someone will screencap them for later.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gmod
      >every combat encounter bad
      >cutscene bad
      >switch no run so good 🙁
      >tendies
      >nothing to do in world

      And many more! Fit in today!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >so-so comparison
        >opinion
        >objective fact
        >arguable
        >console warring
        >opinion

        There's still one objective fact among it. One you haven't addressed.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just shut your eyes during the cutscene rofl lmao how is cutscene hating real

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >objective

          Stop using words you don't understand ACgay.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just shut your eyes during the cutscene rofl lmao how is cutscene hating real

            You are not having fun when you're not playing the game. BOTW and TOTK are about interaction with the world, so NOT interacting with it (via a cutscene) is objectively bad. You have no argument against this.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              homie I'm not playing during loading screens either. Your arguments are laughable schizo screeching

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >so NOT interacting with it (via a cutscene) is objectively bad
              are you saying that outfielders aren't playing baseball when they're waiting for the batter to hit the ball?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not when there's a massive advertisement playing above the stadium, and all the players have to kneel for Mcdonalds and Coca Cola.

                homie I'm not playing during loading screens either. Your arguments are laughable schizo screeching

                Loading screens are a limitation we should've done away with. They're not some kind of artistic addition to the game. Hardware should be strong enough to instantly load any game. Why do you suddenly want long load screens?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              You’re reading the dialogue, that means it’s active.
              Inactive gameplay is Halo 2s loading screen you spastic.

              Go play a visual novel. Frick you.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm reading the dialogue while Nathan Drake pushes me down a hallway and spews exposition
                >that means it's gameplay!

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                What next, that the Souls NPC dialogue isn’t gameplay?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're not gonna like this anon, but maybe games don't need dialogue. Even item descriptions are a little much. You let them get one small foot in the door, and suddenly we have snoy walking sims lecturing us about white privilege and bigot sandwiches and the holocaust. I dunno about you, but I'd rather go back and play Tetris.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tetris is Russian Propoganda.

  81. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah. It fixes the main two issues I had with BotW, the lack of interiors in the overworld, now there are interior areas and caves everywhere and proper dungeons everywhere, and the lack of a bestiary is fixed too with much more variety in monsters and bosses. It's the only 3D game besides OoT that does the two worlds gameplay well and surpasses OoT with the 3-worlds. The change to weapons being mostly dependant on monster parts rather than base equipment imo fixes the durability problem since the weapons you're picking up are just bases for forged weapons. The nuts and bolts on the fly is really fun and you find yourself using it all the time to solve problems or travel. Even the regional plotlines and tone feel much better, I didn't like how in the original it's set 100 years after Ganon won and everyone besides hyrule castle is just fine with towns that don't even care what's going on. Here it actually makes sense for there to be some civilization and still everywhere you go has people affected by current events.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are these copypasted from reddit? I cant imagine someone typing this unironically, reads like a marketer post.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pro-tip: it is. Only marketers would try to push game journalists as legitimate. If Jimquisition had given the game a 100/100 score, you'd bet your hylian shield that these people would defend "them" to the death.

  82. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes actually

  83. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game offers an absurd amount of content and virtually no restrictions when it comes to exploring the world, and on top of that, it runs without any bugs, at least in my experience. Those who fundamentally despise non linearity in games are still going to hate it obviously, as the freedom can be overwhelming. Apart from that it's a masterpiece

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >absurd amount of content
      copy paste moblin setllement, frog cave, and yiga settlement 1000x
      SO MUCH CONTENT

  84. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the new shit dungeons do not bother most fans, and Nintendo seems to be looking for the short-attention crowd and dungeons where you don't have to think.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that would be fine but every moron acts as if game has huge ass complex fricking dungeons you need to overload your brain to solve with amazing new building mechanics. It's frankly in fricking sane

  85. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    its a ok above avg game, 7/10 at best, not really greatest game of all time maaterial
    i dont see why id wanna play this over dark souls or sotc

  86. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    its good but its not LE GREATEST MOST REVOLUTIONARY GAME EVER i don't know why people constantly have to exaggerate

  87. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, just like BotW the reviewers are huffing their own farts. It's a good game, like 8 or maybe 8.5. But it is in no way a 10/10 or even a 9/10 and the people who act like that are delusional. I guarantee you anyone giving it those scores played it for like a few hours, went "Wow, game big, I can fuse!", and then never committed themselves further

    BotW had the exact same issue, these people played like ten hours and then when it came time for the actual game to roll around they somehow missed all the enemy reuse, there barely being any reason to fight anything due to weapon durability not letting you justify fights since the returns were awful, the sheer amount of Koroks, the shrines basically being a single room of a dungeon scattered everywhere, the Divine Beasts being like five shrines stitched together and called a "dungeon", the Master Sword being a glorified pickaxe, the "emergent gameplay" being 100% pointless because stealthstriking or simply Flurry Rushing did more damage than any elaborate scenario you set up, etc.

    The worst are the people who go "Wow, I can roll this boulder down a hill and kill these enemies! I can cut this tree down and ride a log down a river! This is so cool!" and then they don't notice that when they get off the Plateau you never do this in the game. Even gravity becomes unviable once enemies upgrade one or two tiers and explosive barrels do like 1/8th of a black enemy's health bar.

  88. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not very good at all. It's the same boring overworld with nothing to do and then a second map underworld with nothing to do plus some sky islands. The tinkertoys are kind of cute but ultimately not at all interesting, the combat remains utter fricking shit, the weapon degradation is still moronic, the rewards for doing anything remain underwhelming, shrines are still fricking boring, the boss battles (because of the combat) are still one note and dull.
    It's pretty terrible.

  89. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    .

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what game did the nintendo classic boss of BIG HANDS possibly with face come from?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        StarFox maybe?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mario 64 (96) did it before StarFox 64 (97)
          Then Ocarina of Time (98)
          There's a reason I consider the GIANT HANDS + Face boss to be a Nintendo boss
          And that's because of SMASH BROS

  90. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the soiest thing since god of war reboot. I'm surprised zelda isn't shitted.

  91. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd give TotK a solid 7/10. It improves on the original but has many of the same flaws and doesn't add enough to justify the price. If you want a puzzle-exploration open world game then go ahead, unless you've already played the first. I found the underground exploration to be the most fun because of how it crosses with surface stuff. It encourages you to try out the build mechanics too, and for some reason has much better rewards for exploration.
    It's far from perfect. If they want to make something better they'll need to leave the BotW format behind.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's far from perfect. If they want to make something better they'll need to leave the BotW format behind

      Nobody cares about your shit taste son. TotK isn't going to stop being a masterpiece.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's an alright game, but not a masterpiece. Just like the original it has flaws in it's design that detract from the experience. There's nothing wrong with admitting that.

  92. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a solid 9/10 i'm greatly enjoying it

  93. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes it is very fricking good im honestly surprised by it

  94. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's cope and self gaslighting

  95. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    TotK is such a masterpiece rival developers are scared shitless by it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would be too if I was a western AAA publisher with studios full of nothing but incompetent diversity hires.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol lmao
      aside from pajeet and troony hide dev studios no one cares.

  96. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's BotW again, so it's a 7/10 again.
    The only reason tendies think it's a "masterpiece" is because they don't play videogames, just like 6 years ago.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The only reason tendies think it's a "masterpiece" is because they don't play videogames, just like 6 years ago.

      1) its not Nintendo fans who reviewed the game son, its everyone else.

      2) speaking as idort I can confidently say TotK is the best adventure game on any system.

      Its nobody's fault Nintendo keeps making great games. You're obviously just jealous, which is kind of weird and sad.

      • 10 months ago
        Nintendo Life

        >1) its not Nintendo fans who reviewed the game son, its everyone else.
        This.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Reviews
        Imagine givong one shit about journalists.
        Kys, tendie.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          especially nowadays when blacklisting runs rampant.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tendies got butthurt due to said blacklisting.
            Pc bros got the game early

  97. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's meh nintendo cultist just have their recency bias in turbo mode

  98. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, it's a great real game. That's why the people making npc torture games are so upset at it. It exposes how shit Chinese and Western games are. That they are soulless empty gambling simulators

  99. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. First game was better. It just feels like I'm playing botw but with gmod jank tacked onto it, it's slowly getting old because it feels too much like the first game. Same korok seed trash to improve your inventory, fusing seems like a neat concept until you experience having to fuse an item to an arrow every single time for dozens of arrows when fighting a boss to make the most out of them instead of being able to fuse batches of arrows with some single type of item. The sky islands are a meme with barely any content on them and the underground is boring as frick. The fact that they had the balls to charge tendies 70 bucks for a DLC after 6 years and they slurp it up is hilarious.

  100. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ACgay is still schizoposting ITT
    Enjoy seething for another 6 years I guess.

  101. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished it an hour ago, and it's a really great game, but I wouldn't call it a masterpiece. For sure better than BOTW, but that game really felt like a stepping stone type game after the first playthrough.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      BotW is the tech demo to TotK.

  102. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tendies think an open world with exploration mechanics is somehow new and exciting
    Witcher 3, Far Cry, RDR2, Borderlands, Outer Wilds, the previous zelda game, fricking Simpsons hit n' run, TES, the list goes on.
    >But but I can stick things together to make boats and-ACK!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Borderlands
      ...
      >Outer Wilds
      Outer Wilds is a masterpiece but not because of the fricking exploration mechanics

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Witcher 3
      >Far Cry
      >Borderlands
      >exploration mechanics
      lmao

  103. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's been done over a decade ago but memoryholed millenial manchildren don't remember and zoomoids were still shitting up their diapers at the time

  104. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only good switch games are Xenoblade ones.

  105. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is quite good, yes. Easily the best release this year, at least.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >best release this year

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Steam shit games

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >WTF WHY ISN'T IT REALISTIC LIKE MUH COWADOODY?!

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The frick does this even mean

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            valve homies

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      RE4make says hello.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I ain't even gonna wave back.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >microtransaction in a singleplayer game
        >Calls it goty

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >optional purchases for morons that want to speedrun the game and play it on ez mode
          yeah
          I mean objectively its the only great all around game that released this year, gameplay wise it is the best one definitely.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >a movie game is the best anything

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >movie game
              so are BotW and TotK movie games too by that logic?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                ah you're just a redditor, my condolences.

  106. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is it really that good?
    yes

  107. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's ok. solid 7

  108. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      saucy

      he just killed that horse

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        hey shit sniffer

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oi, we respect piss AND shit in here.

        • 10 months ago
          saucy

          hey bb
          hey chalky
          hey patty

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What comes around, goes around.

  109. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah. It's just perfect, there's never anything getting in the way of your enjoyment, all mechanics are blending flawlessly ( only the menuing can be seen as a small minor hiccup in a otherwise perfect system ), you can frick around so much and in so many ways with all the tools and solve puzzles using solutions even the devs didn't think about and you can be sure that in 6 more years snoys are still gonna seethe about it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there's never anything getting in the way of your enjoyment
      5 FPS in towns

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not my problem pcf4t.

        good morning sir
        100 mario coins were sent to your account.

        Aren't you afraid of waking up the wife by typing so loudly and seething so much when she had such a passionate night with Tyrone, snoy? She needs the rest.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Bringing up cuckshit unprompted
          I'm sorry your wife cheated on you, manchild

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >sony lives rent free in his mind and immediatelly mentions NTR shit
          like a pottery tendie

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Learn to speak English, Fromspic.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              cope cultist Black person.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You really have nothing to say to that? I'm trying to get a serious answer out of you lot. I hate elden slop btw

                Look at these seething Fromtrannies

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                holy shit you really don't have any arguments to any of the negatives posted about the game. You do the equivalent of closing your ears going "lalalala darksouls sucks lalala" regardless if the person actually likes darksouls lmao. You're like a big ol' baby boy.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >makes moronic arguments
                >doesn't get taken seriously
                >cries about it

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >working this hard to avoid giving any answers
                I accept your concession.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >PLEASE PLEASE JUST TAKE MY DISINGENUOUS SHITPOSTS SERIOUSLY
                Rollslop is garbage

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                video game that plays itself for you like nu-Zeldas are slop.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You haven't played TotK.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he admits it

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who are you quoting?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      good morning sir
      100 mario coins were sent to your account.

  110. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so... f***** tired of this. I'm making a stand.

    *breathes in deep on the mountaintop*
    TEARS OF THE KINGDOM IS THE BEST GAME OF ALLLL TIIIIIIIMMMMMMEEEE
    *rings so loudly that all the snoys and xbots turn their heads (but they say nothing just gasp like in dbz)*

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      *teleports behind you*
      I disagree. Terraria is better.
      *before you can react, you're obliterated by a Last Prism blast*

      Heh, nothing personnel, casual.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Terraria is better

        You don't even believe your own delusions, otherwise you won't waste years of your life seething in Zelda threads.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          are tendies really this soulless that you took that seriously

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What next? Tibia is better?

  111. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry Zelda, but she is so cute.

  112. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nintendies beta testing for me like they did with BotW
    >just started playing BotW without knowing a single fricking thing about it, or being spoiled on shit, because I avoided all Tendie discussions on the game
    Thank you tender folks kind updoots to you all for giving me another free zelda tablet game 🙂

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jokes on you, Tears of the Kingdom is just a beta test for The Legend of Zelda: Shadows of the Sea. Finally, Breath of the Wild will be complete.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yo legit I would buy a tendie switch if Nintendo fully realized WW, and its potential, and made a full fledge open world pirate themed Zelda game where you have to build ships, and use a combination of the mechanics from BotW, and TotK. You, and I know though that Nintendo is not that based.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's no magic when playing it on pc, chud.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        wrong i have gyro controls nerd still have the fun of OG

  113. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It really is impossible to have actual vidya discussion in 2023 Ganker Huh
    Feels like every thread is just two disingenuous discord servers shitflinging the most braindead takes for (You)s and outrage

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure it's outright the case with snoys and tendies organizing bait threads
      dunno why I even stick around

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >every thread is just two disingenuous discord servers shitflinging the most braindead takes for (You)s

      This. I'm tired of this place now. All these discord homosexuals get banned forever everywhere else and end up here.
      If you had thread ids on Ganker you'd see how fricking ridiculous the thread looks.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Preach brother I wish there was a way to upvote your comment so more people could see the point you were trying to make. Hopefully we can get your comment on the front page so the mods can take your proposal into consideration. EXCELSIOR!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      TRUTH how do I give you reddit gold kind stranger?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah you can it just depends on what franchise it is, obviously if its gonna be nintendo that is always untouchable then there is no surprise its gonna be shit because tendies don't like to face the cold hard reality.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Feels like every thread is just two disingenuous discord servers shitflinging the most braindead takes for (You)s and outrage
      This.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's all so tiresome.

  114. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah that's gonna be Deltarune.

  115. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Next thread.

  116. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, especially compared to Shitden Ring.

  117. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's great but no masterpiece. The more you play it the more design flaws you see. Insane bloat everywhere, way too many sanctuaries, lights, wells etc, and most sidequest are mmo tier fetch 20 tomatoes shit it's insane. Sage powers are awful too. But yeah overal a huge improvement in botth story and sandbox mechanics compared to botw

  118. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    "he" is here

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      dey heya

  119. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it gets mogged by Genshin Impact and that's fricking Chinese gacha spyware

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it gets mogged by Genshin Impact

      What is this take has me laughing fr

  120. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that Knack?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      no that's Knack2

  121. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm like 15-20 hours in, and the game is getting better and better. The start is a bit of a slog until the mechanics get rolling, then it's just a LOT of genuinely interesting things you can do, that all further your character progression. It fixes problems from BOTW, like decreasing the amount you have to climb by a lot. The building mechanic is a lot of fun for puzzle-solving

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and the game is getting better and better

      How did they do it? It's all so engaging.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >How did they do it?

        Nobody seems to able to wrap their heads around. Fellow developers are baffled and scared shitless by TotK.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >How did they do it?
          Literally no one knows. It's actually mindboggling.
          https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.forbes.com/sites/paultassi/2023/05/17/no-one-understands-how-nintendo-made-the-legend-of-zelda-tears-of-the-kingdom/amp/

          I know how they made it: they recycled the old map to save time.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >How did they do it?
          Literally no one knows. It's actually mindboggling.
          https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.forbes.com/sites/paultassi/2023/05/17/no-one-understands-how-nintendo-made-the-legend-of-zelda-tears-of-the-kingdom/amp/

          My fricking God I hate tendies

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >How did they do it?
        Literally no one knows. It's actually mindboggling.
        https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.forbes.com/sites/paultassi/2023/05/17/no-one-understands-how-nintendo-made-the-legend-of-zelda-tears-of-the-kingdom/amp/

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dislike the worship of this game

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's no worship in that article, it's a testament to how groundbreaking TotK is. It does things that shouldn't be possible.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              And yet it can't make a game that isn't held back by cinematic movieshit. A hurdle you'd think Nintendo wouldn't have trouble with, but alas, it's too much to ask of them.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >cinematic movieshit
                >TotK

                Stop posting on this site. I'm tired of these characters popping up.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's nothing "movieshit" about TotK. You haven't played the game. Whatever your favorite game is, TotK is better.
                [...]
                >more disingenous shitposting

                Why does your supposed masterpiece of a game need cutscenes and story shoved into it? Why do supposed gameplay enthusiasts hate vidya so much that they want games to be like TLOU and God of Snoy?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who the frick do you think you're replying to? Where did I say TotK needed cutscenes? Fricking stupid schizo Snoy.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're acting severely defensive if I say that TOTK isn't perfect, and one reason is because it's bogged down by a restrictive and terribly written story. It learned nothing from BOTW and actually got worse.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not though. The story isn't shoved into your face, it's emotional and beautiful and told through various environmental set pieces and visual clues. You haven't played the game. Frick off back to Slopden Ring.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's emotional and beautiful
                And you're calling others snoys?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no argument
                I accept your concession. Go back to your rollslop.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The argument is that I'm here to play a video game, not watch Nintendo and Monolith Soft try to mimic snoyslop (which is just a mimicry of hollywoodslop ((which is just the fecal droppings of overpaid hollywood executives in the first place*~~))

                In other words, whenever a vidya dev tries to tell a story, it's literally just regurgitated vomit from higher up on the food chain.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't be so mean. He's a literal child that stumbled here sometime after 2020.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's nothing "movieshit" about TotK. You haven't played the game. Whatever your favorite game is, TotK is better.

                [...]
                I know how they made it: they recycled the old map to save time.

                >more disingenous shitposting

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                What was disingenuous about it?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It disagreed with his favorable mindset toward Zelda and Nintendo.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                They didn't recycle anything, shitposting Fromslop gargler.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The overworld is the BotW map but with bits moved around. I don't think that makes it a terrible game, but it is recycled and the "we don't know how it was made" bullshit is just gay marketing.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              > It does things that shouldn't be possible.
              Does Zelda come through the screen and put her fat ass on your face? That wouldn't be possible.

  122. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. It's really good, even GOTY tier maybe, but definitely the GOAT, not even in the top 10.

  123. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd give it a solid 8/10, if it wasn't for the absolutely atrocious scroll UI and the poor performance it'd be a 9

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah the fricking weapon menu is AWFUL once you get a steady amount of stuff
      feel like a solid 5% of my playtime has been in that menu

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah the inventory is very clunky. But you can sort the menu into faves.

  124. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zelda and Nintendo, like many other constructs in our meatspace, is simply too big to be critiqued.

  125. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No we're in such a content drought that anything halfway decent is GOTY BEST GAME EVAR .

    it was the same with bloodbourne

  126. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tears Of The Kingdom is the best Zelda game.

  127. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You homies think these threads are cancer just wait until Bloodborne gets announced in a couple of days

  128. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game sux

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      correct

  129. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not even on the same level of quality as game from 2010s

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