>everyone's suddenly hyped for the mario movie
is this the power of chris pratt?
>everyone's suddenly hyped for the mario movie
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>suddenly
all me
fuck theres already sequel bait?
They probably just needed a small cute character that isn't a Toad for that specific scene.
Sequel/spinoff bait is going to be for Donkey Kong since that's what the next Nintendo World expansion is going to be about.
shame about there being no new DK game in almost 10 years now, ports excluded
>luma with a visible mouth
I hate it
>Panera Stale Bread Drive Thru
literally, why?
It's St. Louis Bread Company.
>STL Company
This explains everything. Shitty city, shitty state = shitty bread.
Cooze detected
>Bread Company.
that really doesn't want to give anyone bread for some reason
People are hyped in spite of Pratt.
gonna laugh if this makes less money than sonic at the box office
What will the ending be like? Think there will be a eye rolling sequel grab?
I've saw the final trailer.
Looks like Pratt pulls it together enough to be passable. Still a billion better choices but that's 2020 + 3 for ya.
Peach will now be a generic girlboss. Thanks Hollywood.
If you are above the age of 22 and still like Mario, you may be autistic.
where do you think we are
I'd say CoD is more for kids than BingWahoo.
22 sounds too specific, are you 23 by any chance? lol
Zoomers born in 2000
every trailer has manchildren being like "OMG THEY PUT REFERENCE IN THE MOVIE???? THEY'RE GOING ALL OUT!!!!!! NOW WE'RE TALKING!" it's honestly kind of embarrassing to see.
This scene had better be in the movie.
>bite the curb you fucking goommoron
jesus christ mario
ywnkab
you will never kill blacks
out of 10
you dont have to be a bing bing nintendie to like Mario and Luigi, sometimes fun things are fun.
>is this the power of chris pratt?
No one care about that christcuck chud, can’t watch tendies cry, first when this flops and after when the PS5 outsells the shitch and forces nintendo to go 3rd party
lol you said the same thing about Harry Potter. Maybe JK Rowling should write a Wizarding World movie with Chris Pratt as the lead, it'd make a billion dollars.
>everyone
who is everyone? I haven't heard a single person at work talk about it. or anyone else outside of here.
yeah, my normalfag family loves those illumination deHispanicable me and minions movies but they haven't said shit about the mario movie
Why are you surprised? Do you work at a school?
Oh God. It's the Steam Deck of movies.
>buy half a sandwich and soup and a drink at panera bread
>$25
What the fuck is happening out there, bros?
The west has fallen.
>not getting a duet for 6 dollars
i pity your lack of knowledge towards panera's inner workings.
Teach me, master. I desire to know the taste of broccoli cheddar once again.
sorry senpai, no duet I am aware of will get you the brocolli cheddar. I just remember from my time there that ceasar salad is on one of the duets, and that tomato soup is on like three of them.
also brocolli cheddar isn't even that good why do you fags keep ordering it?
what are you even doing with your life that you would spend $25 dollars on such a shit product? The bread is literally fucking stale dude. The fuck.
Capitalism won.
I swear it used to be $12 about two years ago. Their prices are insane now. I don't get how they are still in business.
they have that unlimited sip club thing going on. So near-free coffee and drinks. god i hated that fucking sip club. every five second i'd get called across the store to change some coffees, and then the manager would wonder why his dining room looks like shit. and the times they had nobody on dining for hours before my shift, and absolutely everything was piled with dirty dishes and trash.
just wait until tomorrow
Is that a warning?
brutha the second largest bank collapse in history just happened.
look outside my bro.
hear the music of a thousand screams in the distance and know that they're not growing louder. they're just coming closer.
lmao get fucked crypto, tech and nft fags
they can get fucked, but don't be so naïve to believe that they aren't going to drag as many people down with them as possible.
It's just retarded doomposting about the stupid fucking Silicon Valley bank and the crypto(lmao) bank in New York. Do you genuinely think this is going to meaningfully affect a fucking fast food chain in anyway?
I'm not
I think its the opposite. Chris Pratt seems to be the worst part of it. It stinks because all the other characters sound great, just not Mario.
The rest of the visuals and story seem fine. There will be some cringey things in it, but its a Hollywood movie targeting children about Super Mario, so thats a necessity. It won't be 'OWW MY FIRE BALLS!' levels of cringe as far as we can tell (hopefully).
Advertising reached normie awareness levels
Still don't care about this Mario if he minions hollywood slop, I've got the only Mario stories I need right here
tendies just pretended to put up some resistance at first but they'll eat any goyslop from Nintendo. Even if infected by garden gnomellywood woke politics they'll die on that hill defending it.
havent movies been in a downward slump since covid? normies dont even care about marvel shit anymore
Marvel fatigue is setting in but it's still doing big numbers, and people are huge on non-superhero stuff.
>Avatar 2
>Top Gun
>Jurassic Park
>Minions Gru
>Puss in Boots
>Creed III
>Scream
All doing huge at the box office.
Yeah with the exception of M3GAN it's all franchise shit but it at least shows that if you make movies people want to see, they will go to the movie theater to see them.
Mario has all the hype of Mario, the backing of "from the Minions people," and an absolutely dead span of weeks to release in, with the closest meaningful competition being John Wick 4 which is going to be two weeks old by the time Mario's out. It will do fine.
>Avatar 2
tbh I feel like this movie just fell into obscurity. I rarely see anyone talking about it, people are just talking about Puss and Top Gun.
something something garden gnomes and the media
can't wait for the Ganker and Ganker seethe over girlboss peach
I'm not hyped for it in the slightest. Now when the fuck is Paramount making that Knuckles series they were talking about?
never happening cope knux &sonic fan