>everyone's suddenly hyped for the mario movie

>everyone's suddenly hyped for the mario movie
is this the power of chris pratt?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >suddenly

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    all me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      frick theres already sequel bait?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They probably just needed a small cute character that isn't a Toad for that specific scene.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sequel/spinoff bait is going to be for Donkey Kong since that's what the next Nintendo World expansion is going to be about.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          shame about there being no new DK game in almost 10 years now, ports excluded

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >luma with a visible mouth
      I hate it

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Panera Stale Bread Drive Thru
    literally, why?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's St. Louis Bread Company.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >STL Company
        This explains everything. Shitty city, shitty state = shitty bread.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cooze detected

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Bread Company.
        that really doesn't want to give anyone bread for some reason

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    People are hyped in spite of Pratt.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    gonna laugh if this makes less money than sonic at the box office

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What will the ending be like? Think there will be a eye rolling sequel grab?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've saw the final trailer.
    Looks like Pratt pulls it together enough to be passable. Still a billion better choices but that's 2020 + 3 for ya.
    Peach will now be a generic girlboss. Thanks Hollywood.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you are above the age of 22 and still like Mario, you may be autistic.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      where do you think we are

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say CoD is more for kids than BingWahoo.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      22 sounds too specific, are you 23 by any chance? lol

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomers born in 2000

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    every trailer has manchildren being like "OMG THEY PUT REFERENCE IN THE MOVIE???? THEY'RE GOING ALL OUT!!!!!! NOW WE'RE TALKING!" it's honestly kind of embarrassing to see.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This scene had better be in the movie.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >bite the curb you fricking goomBlack person
      jesus christ mario

    • 1 year ago
      common sense enjoyer

      ywnkab
      you will never kill blacks

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    out of 10

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you dont have to be a bing bing nintendie to like Mario and Luigi, sometimes fun things are fun.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >is this the power of chris pratt?
    No one care about that christcuck chud, can’t watch tendies cry, first when this flops and after when the PS5 outsells the shitch and forces nintendo to go 3rd party

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      lol you said the same thing about Harry Potter. Maybe JK Rowling should write a Wizarding World movie with Chris Pratt as the lead, it'd make a billion dollars.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone
    who is everyone? I haven't heard a single person at work talk about it. or anyone else outside of here.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, my normalgay family loves those illumination despicable me and minions movies but they haven't said shit about the mario movie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you surprised? Do you work at a school?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >buy half a sandwich and soup and a drink at panera bread
    >$25
    What the frick is happening out there, bros?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The west has fallen.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >not getting a duet for 6 dollars
      i pity your lack of knowledge towards panera's inner workings.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Teach me, master. I desire to know the taste of broccoli cheddar once again.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          sorry senpai, no duet I am aware of will get you the brocolli cheddar. I just remember from my time there that ceasar salad is on one of the duets, and that tomato soup is on like three of them.
          also brocolli cheddar isn't even that good why do you gays keep ordering it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what are you even doing with your life that you would spend $25 dollars on such a shit product? The bread is literally fricking stale dude. The frick.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Capitalism won.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I swear it used to be $12 about two years ago. Their prices are insane now. I don't get how they are still in business.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they have that unlimited sip club thing going on. So near-free coffee and drinks. god i hated that fricking sip club. every five second i'd get called across the store to change some coffees, and then the manager would wonder why his dining room looks like shit. and the times they had nobody on dining for hours before my shift, and absolutely everything was piled with dirty dishes and trash.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      just wait until tomorrow

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Is that a warning?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          brutha the second largest bank collapse in history just happened.
          look outside my homie.
          hear the music of a thousand screams in the distance and know that they're not growing louder. they're just coming closer.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's just moronic doomposting about the stupid fricking Silicon Valley bank and the crypto(lmao) bank in New York. Do you genuinely think this is going to meaningfully affect a fricking fast food chain in anyway?

            lmao get fricked crypto, tech and nft gays

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              they can get fricked, but don't be so naïve to believe that they aren't going to drag as many people down with them as possible.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's just moronic doomposting about the stupid fricking Silicon Valley bank and the crypto(lmao) bank in New York. Do you genuinely think this is going to meaningfully affect a fricking fast food chain in anyway?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think its the opposite. Chris Pratt seems to be the worst part of it. It stinks because all the other characters sound great, just not Mario.
    The rest of the visuals and story seem fine. There will be some cringey things in it, but its a Hollywood movie targeting children about Super Mario, so thats a necessity. It won't be 'OWW MY FIRE BALLS!' levels of cringe as far as we can tell (hopefully).

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Advertising reached normie awareness levels

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Still don't care about this Mario if he minions hollywood slop, I've got the only Mario stories I need right here

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    tendies just pretended to put up some resistance at first but they'll eat any goyslop from Nintendo. Even if infected by israelitellywood woke politics they'll die on that hill defending it.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    havent movies been in a downward slump since covid? normies dont even care about marvel shit anymore

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Marvel fatigue is setting in but it's still doing big numbers, and people are huge on non-superhero stuff.
      >Avatar 2
      >Top Gun
      >Jurassic Park
      >Minions Gru
      >Puss in Boots
      >Creed III
      >Scream

      All doing huge at the box office.

      Yeah with the exception of M3GAN it's all franchise shit but it at least shows that if you make movies people want to see, they will go to the movie theater to see them.

      Mario has all the hype of Mario, the backing of "from the Minions people," and an absolutely dead span of weeks to release in, with the closest meaningful competition being John Wick 4 which is going to be two weeks old by the time Mario's out. It will do fine.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Avatar 2
        tbh I feel like this movie just fell into obscurity. I rarely see anyone talking about it, people are just talking about Puss and Top Gun.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    something something israelites and the media

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    can't wait for the Ganker and Ganker seethe over girlboss peach

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not hyped for it in the slightest. Now when the frick is Paramount making that Knuckles series they were talking about?

    • 1 year ago
      common sense enjoyer

      never happening cope knux &sonic fan

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