>Excellent work, 47.

>Excellent work, 47.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I look like that and get told that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      duuuude...you should get a barcode tattoo bro....that'd be sick....

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. ex military

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. Pep

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are millions of others who also look like you and 47

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Helmut?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bangkok is a piece of shit map. I don't like it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      agree. wandering around a huge hotel gets old really quick. it's by far the worst map in the entire trilogy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >romania

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          romania is a level 5 "story" mission, like the opening of Hitman 2. I don't count it as your usual map.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The opening of 2 is actually one of my favorites
            I miss those condensed hitman 2 levels a bit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bangkok is a piece of shit map. I don't like it.

        based, bangkok fucking stinks and has one of the most boring targets in the series

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Berlin
          >S Tier

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You have a dog water taste Berlin is the best level in the WOA

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              *Berlin is the most overrated level in the WOA
              ftfy

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                True. No idea why or how is started getting praised here.

                You have a dog water taste Berlin is the best level in the WOA

                You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >New York
          >A
          >Haven Island
          >C
          How can one person be so wrong?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bangkok felt too small, honestly. Mumbai is one of the best maps in Hitman, or any game really.

      >best sprawl
      >immersive
      >lots of creative ways to accomplish the mission

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not a big fan of Mumbai, or rather I'm not a fan of its mission. It's another mission which positions the targets on opposite ends of the map and turns each mission run into an exhausting marathon. You can make the targets meet eachother but they're cheap and effortless. I'd much rather they split Chasing a Ghost into multiple missions, same with Gilded Cage and Three-Headed Serpent.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mumbai? Which game is that?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          2. it really is one of the best in the trilogy and surprisingly overlooked. they really nailed the india feel. you can practically smell the designated shitting streets through your screen.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with this. Even Colorado has some fun kills and shit and isn't as much of a chore on your second playthrough. Bangkok is just a boring fucking pain in the ass.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fucking love Traditions of the Trade, bros.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Traditions
      Based
      >Remake
      Cringe

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Can’t disable metal detectors in the original, so you have to strategically avoid them on the way out and then make a mad dash out of the front door to escape

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >not escaping through the kitchen
          What?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Using front exit in C47 Traditions in the year of the lord 2022+1
          ngmi

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      contracts is pretty great.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        contracts is the best hitman game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can strangle the ghost.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im very much enjoying hitmans renaissance on Ganker

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not complaining, but why? You'd figure it'd be due to the upcoming Freelancer update but nobody even talks about it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dios mio why did they give her such a fat dumper man I'm about to cum my pants

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i think a lot of people picked it up in the winter sale, and more have bought H3 knowing theyll get the rest for free, since the threads about that news were fairly big

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've been smiling thinking about this all night long

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Requesting all pics of 47 toasting
    Blood money is forever my favorite, game just oozes soul.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here's the Umineko version

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's Silent Assassin, the music is just too good.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well done 47, now to find Dalia Margolis's panties

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And finally 47... Mine.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wanted her and 47 to fuck so bad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >THOSE are Dalia Margolis' panties 47.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nice

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        imagine the smell

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So, there's a mod that restores panty shots, right?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do feminists ruin everything

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dalia Margolis is Ghislaine Maxwell and Novikov is a gentile Jean-Luc Brunel/Epstein hybrid.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I still remember that hitman thread where this comment triggered the ADL bot and the guy tracking the bot started sperging out when it got pointed out

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anti-Defamation League bots don't exist. Why would they? Who actually cares about convincing a bunch of impotent losers that the gnomish people aren't going to replace them?
            Lmao. Lol even.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              case in point

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Clever response. Really clever. Now delete your post.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >t. schlomo finklestein

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is the general consensus about people stealing another person's knickers and then potentially jerking off in them?
      Just a query, that is all.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should I play Absolution before 1/2/3? It has good reviews but seems to get mostly laughed at on here.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the fallout 3 of hitman. Criminally underrated and kino.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good morning, sir!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good morning, sir!

        GOOD MORNING SIRS!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        More like the Resident Evil 6 of Hitman

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's worth playing, just don't expect a proper hitman game
      it's fun in it's own way

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's different and not very great.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It can still be enjoyed but it's pretty weird and different to regular hitman. I can enjoy it for what it is now that I'm not worried about it being the permanent direction of the series.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, every hitman game after absolution INCLUDING WoA is soulless.
      Hitman peaked with Blood money

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Played blood money for the first time and loved it now I try to buy the new trilogy but got confused with all the different versions...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >different versions

      What do you mean?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      buy Hitman 3 > wait till January 26th > buy WoA expansion pack
      That should give you everything.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he lived btw

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How are those SASO runs going anons

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >turn on instinct mode
      >game punishes you immediately

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if you could enlarge the map and the game would keep playing instead of pausing i probably wouldnt use it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hate how useful instinct mode is. It feels like cheating but when it's right there on a button press it's impossible to not abuse. Reminds me of the batman arkham asylum games where that's 90% of the game

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well in BM you had the real-time map, which was almost as good.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anything more casul than the homing fire axes and shit this game has? I don't think so.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a leaking propane tank that's just laying around in an office building explodes immediately after a clearly audible gunshot
    *extreme Yuri Lowenthal voice*
    Yeah, command, this looks like an accident

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    new featured contracts today
    I bet they're all shit

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just looking forward to shit which isn't just more and more escalations. Fuck escalations.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really dislike the shitty writing in the new games, classic hitman games had their goofy moments, but the writing usually took a backseat and the atmosphere was top notch. Absolution is extremely story driven (and it's like a scenario based on what a 50 year old corporate suit thinks that horny 13 year olds like), while nu-hitmans turn 47 into some larger than life james bond-parody, dad joke telling, autistic redditor. Maybe it's also only me but I despise how he introduces himself as
    >Le Tobias Rieper xD
    in every fucking venue he visits now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't mind 47's writing. It's the fucking targets and NPC's in general. It's like they felt the need to make the targets ridiculous unlikable caricatures or you would feel bad killing them. And the writing for most random NPC's is just cringe. It's like they wanted every character interaction to be as unenjoyable as possible.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you're a hired emotionless assassin wouldn't you find the general populace just annoying and in the way?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh sure, but I do have emotions and I have to listen to this shit during every mission

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think giving npcs something to do gives the game more imersion. They actually resemble humans a bit. Killing npc clones who just walk around like in the old games feels like nothing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Older games were the same in this regard tbh. The only sympathetic target is Klaus Teller in Contracts. Speaking of which, the worst part about the targets is that you're playing the part of some saviour when it comes to killing your marks - saving the world from a deadly virus, coup in morocco, super cocaine in Santa Fortuna (and nu-Hitmans retconned the story where Diana only accepts contracts targeting baddies). In Hitman Contracts you help a pedo politician cover up his fling with an underaged prostitute, kill the biker gang leader blackmailing him and execute an innocent PI (whose only crime was getting his cover blown by the bikers).

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fucking hated the writing for pretty much everyone. They didn't even try to make the hardened criminals who kill/blackmail/steal feel believable. Hate the re-used voice actors, but that's more of a budget issue so I'm willing to tolerate that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get the Tobias Rieper shit. It's not funny and it doesn't make any sense for an assassin to use the same alias everywhere he goes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So what? Games are not allowed to have in-jokes now?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What's the joke?

          >"har harr i use same name everywhere xD"

          Fuck off.

          Games would be better if they didn't have these stupid immersion destroying jokes all the time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it doesn't make any sense for an assassin to use the same alias everywhere he goes.
        It also doesn't make sense for a super-secret spy to never use an alias at all, but somehow nobody complains about James Bond.
        Also, in Blood Money he went by "Dr. Cropes", which is just an anagram of "corpse".
        All you moron whiners ALWAYS expose yourself as never having played the games.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >but somehow nobody complains about James Bond.
          Whataboutism. Also a completely different scenario.

          >in Blood Money he went by "Dr. Cropes", which is just an anagram of "corpse".
          In Blood Money he went by a different name therefore the issue doesn't exist.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But Tobaias Reaper is from the original games you twat

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, used one time. He was changing his aliases with each mission

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh my god nobody cares you fucking autist loser

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You care enough to respond, moron gay

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >moron gay
              Shouldn't have said that :^)

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He would never be able to kill Battler

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Say it in red then, fag.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the new mode they're releasing gonna be fun if you're the kind of Hitman player who likes the system driven gameplay but isn't a big fan of all the fancy scripted kills?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you should find it more fun than the base game, though you might find the targets a little bland

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grinding Featured Contracts is really killing my soul, holy shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then don’t do it then, you autist. You really need a screwdriver in your loadout screen THAT badly?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You really need a screwdriver in your loadout screen THAT badly?
        Do you know just how much time you can save if you don't have to grab tools in the levels?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >how much time you can save
          who cares?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            More people care about that than about your dumb opinion.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              dont you have a gdq thread to be dilating in?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think finding out where the tools are is part of the fun

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            At the point where you care about having tools from the get-go you already know where everything is.
            Sometimes it's just nice being able to just drive-by shank a barrel or open a can of gas or manipulate something without having to first go grab the tool from the other side of the level.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Fair enough I'll probably reach that point when I've put in more hours

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just don’t SA them unless you really like the contract and want to grind it. I run and gunned most of them and it wasn’t bad at all

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >leaving any mission you start without an SA rating
        If you're hired to do a job you do the job.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          look if the mf is paying me in screwdrivers and flamingo outfits i’m popping the heads and leaving. you get what you pay for

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Agent 47 has an inferior Clone twin that lives in Romania

    His name is Andrew Tate

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just bought world of ass
    Last hitman I played was absolution.
    How do they compare?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How about you play it instead of ask Ganker you retard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i'm retarded

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wishlist for a hypothetical season 4

    >ski resort in Jasper, one target actively skiiing, the other in his hotel room
    >unnamed major airport, time sensitive, mission fails if targets gets on the plane
    >a real hitman level on a moving train, 5-6 carriages, one target and some minor objectives
    >Amsterdam RLD at night, lots of civilians and targets are dynamic
    >Russia level, heavily guarded targets, sniper oriented
    >Finale with multiple rival assassins who can kill you, time sensitive, throwback to invitation to a party

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Finale with multiple rival assassins who can kill you, time sensitive, throwback to invitation to a party

      That's more like Temple city Ambush. In invitation to a party the rival assassin doesn't really give a shit about you, just about the case.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean as an evolution of invitation to a party. Kind of like a dance with the devil but the assassins are a functional part of the level and not just a setpiece. I just want them to do rival assassins right for once.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone tell me, without spoil, if it's possible to have have the master of ceremony actually perform the ceremony by himself in Sgail ? I was only able to light the pit so far, by throwing the torch or by shooting the torch from afar (and I can't consistently do it) but it's still not enough for him to go and perform the ceremony...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He will never perform the ceremony under any circumstance.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Can anyone tell me, without spoil, if it's possible to have have the master of ceremony actually perform the ceremony by himself
      >without spoil
      You're a funny guy, anon, but no.
      And you can't make the coal guy enter the secret meeting by himself, either.
      Sgail is such a collection of missed opportunities.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When I first played it I remember trying to place intiation tokens so that one of the other intitiates would pick them up and complete the test, and being very disappointed that they simply don't care

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When I first played it I remember trying to place intiation tokens so that one of the other intitiates would pick them up and complete the test, and being very disappointed that they simply don't care

        I’m not sure who actually designs the story triggers and all that but Sgail’s map design was outsourced to another studio to finish 2 on time. I think the layout is fantastic but SO is very boring because of the fact that you can’t trigger many of the target movements SO, so you’re railroaded into a few dominant strategies which sucks. The only one I can think of starting the funeral early by talking to the harpist to make Zoe walk under the cage earlier.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Shail is a collection of missed opportunities
        Checked. Sgail is garbage tier.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          *Sgail

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Haha, no
      Both the sumo digital maps lack opportunity triggers without 47 playing his role
      We never even got to see the tattoo artist ink Rico Delgado

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >play bangkok mission
    >go to 47's room, avoid the main lobby cuz cameras
    >sneak across the atrium, enter the door on the left side
    >shoot the camera and time your movements so you can get past the dudebros and climb up the pipe adjacent to the veranda and make your way to the third floor
    >go to the bathroom, time your movements to avoid the two guards who walk in and out
    >abuse the AI to make them almost notice you and investigate just outside the bathroom door, walk past as they lose interest
    >time your movements to walk unnoticed between the guard and the dude fiddling with the guitar amp
    >hope you brought a lockpick to pick the bathroom door's lock
    >when Cross walks by, open door, throw a coin, nobody's around but him so he investigates
    >easy silent kill with fiber wire
    it's the second target I have trouble with. how the fuck do you get him away from his asshole butt buddy who constantly follows him around? how do you poison the food on display in the restaurant unnoticed and without using a disguise? even if you use rat poison on this bitch, there's a chance he won't go to the bathroom but instead will go to vomit in one of the trash cans in the lobby where there are a fuckload of cameras, people, and no hiding spots to stuff him in

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Morgan is the guy you have trouble with? Just sneak up to the food counter and crouch while you’re poisoning the food it shouldn’t be hard at all. Or get him with the chandelier in the restaurant, you can shoot it from the second floor of the restaurant

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bro I want to use fiber wire only, bullets are exclusively for security system malfunction, plus leave no evidence. what you describe is orchestrating an "accidental" death

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          use emetic devices then if you feel compelled to fiber wire. if you use the fart case in the right place he should still prioritize the bathroom first. you could also emetic his bodyguard. worst case do the Dexy meeting mission story although I’ve never attempted it suit only so I have no idea how easy that is

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There might be some ideas here that can help you.
          https://streamable.com/evk9w9

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know which version you're playing, but I'm playing on hitman 2 on hardest difficulty, so there's a cook standing at the bar in the beginning, he's always watching so I can't just poison like that. also, on those two band members chilling outside the studio, one of them is leaning against the wall and facing 47's line of sight so there's no real to way to do what you did there without dealing with them. also, they move as a unit, so if you try to abuse the one's AI, the other will follow him, so you can't even knock him out quietly and put him in the nearby closet.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's professional. I can do it on master if you want.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Here you go.
              https://streamable.com/ctoatx
              A couple of things to note, this run would be significantly faster with distraction and panic shots but one of your requirements precluded that. When you bait Cross into the bathroom you have to make sure that you stall the two guards for a little bit so they don't enter it while you garrote him. Also, I'm not sure whether you put a "no knockout" restriction on yourself, I just did it without knockouts because I guess that's fitting to the style you described. If knockouts are fine the balcony technician should just be knocked out, keeping him awake is just going to annoy you.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Also here are the items I used

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wait how do you get so many slots?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He’s using a case for one of the slots he starts with him, that’s why it looks more

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Briefcases have a slot. That's why, if you start with your suit, it's generally a good idea to take one with you because they have a lot of utility outside of being able to hide an item in it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >briefcases allow you to store a concealed item for free
                That's a fucking pro tip and will definitely cut down on time wasted getting my sniper from the stash.

                Also, am I misremembering or did they change it so stashed items come in briefcases? I only played H1 for Paris, but I distinctly remember it taking some time to get through the whole map with a fuckhuge sniper on my back after picking it up from the stairs.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >did they change it so stashed items come in briefcases
                If the smuggled item is Hidden Stash then it will not have a briefcase.
                If the smuggled item is an Agency Pickup it will come in a briefcase.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks. I never knew there was a distinction. But then that means they must've changed the staircase on in Paris to agency because I know it now gives a suitcase. And I apparently have only been choosing Agency Stash because ever since I bought H3, ever single pick up I've used has been in a suitcase. I just assumed it was a change in H2 or H3.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Agency Stash lets you smuggle large items as well as small ones, so you need to use it for stuff like sniper rifles. Hidden Stash is only small, concealable objects. You're right that they did change it during H2, since the briefcase got added.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nu-hitman is a comedy game

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >GOOD MORNING SI-ACK!

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just did Marrakesh for 48k points, if I had planned the story mission in my first run a bit more prudent I could have gotten way more out of it, I think.
    Anyway, I'm now at level 17, so just 18k more points until I'm done with that, too. Should be easy with the bonus mission.

    Next up Bangkok, and I will SO abuse any and all challenges I can get in one run, just so I can get this piece of shit over with in the least amount of runs.

    Disclaimer: I played the shit out of 2016 and 2, so I actually have done all of it before. On a first run of a level I always play with all the pointers off.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fuck
    marry
    kill(pushed off balcony)
    kill(poison)
    kill(headshot)
    kill(knock out and snap neck)
    kill(electrocution)
    kill(drown in toilet)
    kill(crushed by chandelier)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I choose fuck for all (I'm a virgin)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        we know 47, you're far too autistic for sex

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Marry
      Graves
      >Fuck
      Vetrova
      >Kill
      the rest, although i’d fuck all of em

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too few options, too many to fuck
      Fuck Andrea
      Fuck mommy Alma
      Fuck Vetrova 5 times atleast
      Marry Penelope
      Kill the rest

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Margolis
      old hag + a garden gnome
      kill with poison, preferably Zyklon B
      >Francesca
      she's just boring, nothing about her is interesting
      kill
      >Graves
      a cute + did nothing wrong
      marry
      >Parvati
      old ass cripple
      kill
      >Yuki
      damn yakuza delinquent!
      rape correction needed!!!
      >Alma Reynard
      ugly ass ape lookin "woman"
      definite kill
      >Sierra Knox
      damn sexy dyke
      fuck till she turns straight
      >Martinez
      dios mio holy sexo
      paizuri
      >Vetrova
      sex right there on the beach

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      marry Francesca
      fuck Andrea
      the rest are ugly dykes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not a single one because western devs can't make attractive women.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >being an unironic weebcel
        yikes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mary Ljudmila Vetrova
      >FUCK Graves
      >Kill the rest

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    47 vs 007 who wins?

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.ioi.dk/hitman-freelancer-you-are-in-control/

    >The game mode gives the player all available information, but there’s no guarantee that an objective, for instance, is possible when on the mission. To succeed, it is up to the player to ensure that a payout objective is possible, by bringing the right gear, or choosing the right combination of location, brought gear and objectives.

    >In that sense HITMAN: Freelancer is very different from the main game – there’s no hand-holding Mission Stories with scripted custom kills, that are always possible. Every iconic takedown in HITMAN: Freelancer is an emergent construct of systemic game mechanics and the foresight and creativity of the player.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I played the beta, it's pretty based except for some balancing issues with money

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.ioi.dk/hitman-freelancer-you-are-in-control/

        >The game mode gives the player all available information, but there’s no guarantee that an objective, for instance, is possible when on the mission. To succeed, it is up to the player to ensure that a payout objective is possible, by bringing the right gear, or choosing the right combination of location, brought gear and objectives.

        >In that sense HITMAN: Freelancer is very different from the main game – there’s no hand-holding Mission Stories with scripted custom kills, that are always possible. Every iconic takedown in HITMAN: Freelancer is an emergent construct of systemic game mechanics and the foresight and creativity of the player.

        only big issue is missions where there are x amount of targets but x< kill conditions, so no matter how good you prepare and choose contracts it becomes literally impossible to fulfill all optional target conditions…as if the client wants me to simultaneously poison and headshot my target at the same

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >working through new trilogy
    >doing mission
    >get "stuck" early one with 1 guard watching me
    >decide to kill him
    >move on to next area
    >need to kill another
    >repeat until I complete mission with 17 dead
    yup it's hitman time.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros Hitman 3 VR is absolute dogshit but Sapienza and Miami are comfy to just roam in, like a virtual tourist visiting the races and the city

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chongqing in VR must be nice.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's so sad that the VR mode is so trash, would have been the perfect game for VR gameplay

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    everything is so blurry aaaahhh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bros Hitman 3 VR is absolute dogshit but Sapienza and Miami are comfy to just roam in, like a virtual tourist visiting the races and the city

      Is the VR version really this blurry?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm using a volvo index everything maxed at 90hz, probably my 2070 super turning into a toaster I guess. sad, since it's pretty fun to see these locations close up. Dubai made me dizzy and sapienza made me book tickets to Italy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's got dynamic resolution scaling, if your GPU too slow, it reduces resolution to hit 90 FPS (or your headset refresh rate).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      watching this for the first time made me rock hard

      what are the chances vr gets fixed is it possible for people in the community to fix it or is it over

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    watching this for the first time made me rock hard

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do you knock someone out with this, especially throwing it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      something something cloning something something rich people bad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nu-hitman is a comedy game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's plenty of items that just stumble someone when you throw it at them like apricots and muffins, how the hell does a newspaper to the head knock you out

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          isn't there some bongland method of turning newspapers into a makeshift club?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            paper gets really fucking hard when compressed and if you were to take the time to roll an entire newspaper into the shape it in the game, it would basically be a club. that would take some time and youd have to hold it in that shape though. you can do the same and turn it into a spear point too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oi m8, you ever 'eard of a "Milwall Brick"? Nah? Then get yer bloody cunt arse out 'ere!

      Also, 47 is like one of those shaolin dudes who can throw a needle through a window.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if any of you hitmanbros were in the thread last night, ive managed to get some editing software that wasnt totally dogshit, i should be able to gety the SASO mijo triple kill into something much more watchable, maybe a webm, but if not, certainly a fine size for catbox. would people want to see it or should i not bother?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes sure

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the goofy indian NPCs reacting to 47 being a psychopath is genuinely hilarious

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stir shit up in nu-hitman
    >guards start chasing me
    >hide in a closet thinking it'll protect me like in absolution
    >they start shooting and kill me inside
    Am I retarded Ganker?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TARGET PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Playing The Final Test
        >Get into fistfight with a soldier
        >Guards going through usual agitated NPC voice lines
        >One of them suddenly goes "SHOOT THIS HIPPY COMMIE BASTARD"
        >mfw I'm supposed to be in Cuba and they are all communist or working for communists

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ICA doesn't hire very good actors

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game was designed for soifags

    >turn up max difficulty
    >game crashes 30 minutes in
    >try again
    >finally beat it
    >LIERTALLY get nothing for doing the hardest difficulty

    fucken trash game designed for SJWs and babies. have a nice day if you play this trash

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Caring abotu cheevoes and bullshit is literally the moist soi thing there is.
      Actual humans can enjoy a challenge without external approval.
      gay.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >soifags
      >literally caring about cheevos
      Lmaooooo you are a gay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who said anything about achievements? Fucken retards. You should ld get more xp

        Why is Ganker so fucken stupid?

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you're not supposed to play through these games as a loud shooter, why did they make it so fun?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's what sneedlancer will be for; pick the syndicates that have bonus objectives for going loud

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Santa Fortuna is the most underrated map

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sexiest NPCs

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE SPEAK WITH A GENERIC CALIFORNIA ACCENT ALL OVER THE WORLD?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      californication is real
      the disease is spreading

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it works better for some venues than others. basically anything tourist will be fine but for other settings yeah it can be a bit strange.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you miss the random Cockney accents here and there?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      budget constraints?
      in Hitman 2 they actually bothered with accents, people in Mumbai sound like they don't want you to redeem sir

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think the cope here is they’re speaking the local languages but it’s just translated. Kind of like how mgs3 is all spoken in Russian

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      like another anon said, I think the idea is that it's all translated. in reality, hiring voice actors is expensive

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >in reality, hiring voice actors is expensive
        I mean, where did they actually get them from? I can't imagine that you can't get actors with a background from all of these countries.
        Or just get some randos from the street, voice acting is no science.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >hiring off the street
          If I’m actually ever going to make a game this is how I would do it. It’d be so nice.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >hiring off the street
          If I’m actually ever going to make a game this is how I would do it. It’d be so nice.

          NBA 2K found a way to make it work with inexperienced voice actors

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            SOVL. Also I like the reused voice actors in Hitman, same reason.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so what if im ohio, fuck you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It really is jarring that like 90% of the accents are generic Midwestern.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Kenny from Walking Dead
      >Yuri Lowenthal
      >typical Stacy
      >some indian woman
      NPC's really only have four voices

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yuri was only in 2016, you don’t hear his voice anymore. They got some Chinese and South American actors for H3 that you hear a lot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >in Mumbai
      >they all speak full blown pajeet-english
      why do devs do this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only 6 maps (Santa Fortuna, Mumbai, Dartmoor, Chongqing, Mendoza, Ambrose Island) have unique location appropriate accents.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta be honest, I just played through hitman 3 after completing 1 and 2 over a year ago, and was expecting to drop it as soon as I finished the story, but the new game modes are fantastic, I dunno why but the randomness of each contract makes it fun and unlocking stuff is just a bonus. Freelancer looks fucking sick too so atm im just unlocking outfits for it. Im wondering how the item unlocks work in freelancer though, are they just added to the available loot pools or the loot crates or purchasable maybe?

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Romania is the worst map

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not really fair to compare Romania to other maps since it's more a "cinematic" set-piece than a real map

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is like including guided practice into the list of maps. Romania is the epilogue. I'd never include something like Requiem or Death of a Showman into any serious mission rating of Blood Money either because they're both not designed to be replayable but are either just an interactive piece of story or a tutorial.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not really fair to compare Romania to other maps since it's more a "cinematic" set-piece than a real map

      This is like including guided practice into the list of maps. Romania is the epilogue. I'd never include something like Requiem or Death of a Showman into any serious mission rating of Blood Money either because they're both not designed to be replayable but are either just an interactive piece of story or a tutorial.

      The real worst map is Bangkok

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Bangkok
        >bad

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wut, how do i do this?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Find the USB stick stashed away in the manager's safe, then navigate to where Cross's room in, and plug it in the laptop

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Originally I would have said Marrakesh or Colorado. But they made Bangkok worse for no reason by making a guarded tunnel the only exit. A difficult SASO (for the wrong reasons) is now even more difficult.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For me it's the Tuktuk exit, especially when it glitches out and 47 runs someone over in the cutscene

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do you guys normally smuggle in? I feel like im missing out by not bringing some weird useful gadget or something, I always just bring kurger, a lockpick and coins

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lockpick
      >a non-lethal
      >Silverballer for class

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When you stab people with the screwdriver it looks really high like its a lung or something, wouldn't that be a terrible spot to try to instantly and stealthily kill someone?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you really asking this from the game where NPCs die instantly from falling in foot high water?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You cant make a noise if you have a gigantic hole in your lungs and will die without immediate medical attention

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean apart from what people said about dying from falling into knee-deep water and from a 7 foot balcony, there is actually the subclavicular artery running through your shoulder. Cutting that causes a pretty fast bleed-out.
      Obviously with just a stabby screwdriver that is rather hard to achieve, especially if it's a Phillips screwdriver.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Am I tripping or did the screwdriver animation use to be in the back of the neck up into the brain, seems more practical at least i know nothing about anatomy btw

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i think that was a pre-nuhitman animation. sounds familiar to me too, but even 2016 had the screwdriver into the shoulder.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fanculo la tua paesino italiano

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      based, bangkok fucking stinks and has one of the most boring targets in the series

      what's wrong with Colorado

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Every place is hostile, really uneven and filled with obstacles. Takes away from the experience from a mostly horizontal map.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Almost a complete lack of verticality

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not an especially cool setting, flat, too many targets, targets are all boring except maybe Sean Rose, SASO master is annoying now and in 2016 was complete fucking ass. Graves in particular is a complete nuisance unless she’s in the house, and she has a loop that goes around too long

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >entirely hostile
        >almost completely outdoors with no "safe" places to dispose of KO'd guards
        >visually bland
        >too many targets

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >4 targets
        >on a flat map where all of them are in their own little shacks
        >whole map is hostile
        It's boring and taking them out doesn't really flow into the next target in an interesting way. A 4 target map that's in some skyscraper with several floors, many different staircases, elevator shafts, checkpoints and levels of security, that could be fun, but with this map each target is their own project and it just drags on and on. Especially drags on if you want to do silent assassin and suit only.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    played the first 4 of the 6 featured contracts that came out today

    1-3 are actually pretty good, what a shock. #4 is shit because of the bartender target, you're basically railroaded into sending him to the bathroom and even that was annoying. Ended up doing the briefcase+emetic device cheese because people kept spotting me when I tried to do anything else

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't have any gear for him so I just left him till last, coined him around the back, stabbed him and made a mad dash to the exit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this is the loadout I went with

        killed the first 2 guys with explosion accidents, shot the guard in the sheik's room, and then killed the bartender with the duck in the bathroom as I was on my way out

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    playing Mumbai for the first time in a while and jesus christ I forgot how much Diana talks on this map

    shut up bitch

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What am I playing?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YAME
      YAME

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Basement Killing, Malaysia.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Want to get into this series, am I correct in that HM2 is the suggested starting poinf? I know the older entries are known for some jank but that's fine unless it's unplayable levels of jank.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      C47 and SA are ultra jank. Contracts is the first game that feels like the developers knew exactly what they were doing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HM2 is where they really ironed out the controls and camera, plus I think it has most of the best maps in the series

        Thanks. Thinking I might try Contracts first and go to HM2 after then. From my understanding Contracts was built off if HM2 so I imagine they play similarly with Contracts being more refined.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HM2 is where they really ironed out the controls and camera, plus I think it has most of the best maps in the series

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like I am going nuts. I just can't get into the new Hitman games but I can easily go back to SS, Contracts, or BM. I'm too stupid to even give an articulated reason why other than that something about the new games feels off, they feel to much like a simulator, even despite them appearing to be more open they somehow feel like they just railroad you into 1 or 3 paths that are fairly strict. Meanwhile the old games had less going on in missions but felt more organic and chaotic.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kino

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Team Knox blasting off again!

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Welcome, Alma and Guest.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's Forsen. For-sen.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LOOK DANIEL
    SHE'S NICE!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MEESTUH
    JAY SUN
    POHTMUN

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PRWEASE CUM TO RECEPTION DESKKK

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i just want to do killall contracts but the game crashes during it

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FIZAAAANNNNOOOOOOO!!

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://mega.nz/file/BnxFiIoA#S4Co-2bdVH1jF6NUUUUR0TneQ3cBheSOyCJrjx1lxI0
    all 3 colombia targets fed to mijo, SASO, per an anons request last night

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit anon, nice work

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >China map is called qing chong
    How did they get away with this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a real place called exactly that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chongqing

        you know it wont hurt to look at a map for once right?

        it's okay anon, i'm sure that joke was really funny in your head

        Are hitman players generally known for being completely autistic?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nah you are

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chongqing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you know it wont hurt to look at a map for once right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's okay anon, i'm sure that joke was really funny in your head

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >its an american who thinks he's clever episode
      Pathetic.

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love hitman and I love cooming. I wish I could get 47 some pussy. They should at least bring back the 'sexy girl seduces you and leads you to a private area to kill you' thing from blood money

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I love hitman and I love cooming
      Do you also love anime school girls? Cause if so, boy do I have the game for you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bro how long does it take to develop a stealth game?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yandev really makes me feel better about myself. I might neglect my projects for weeks on end, but at least I haven't wasted a decade and a half on a half-baked concept.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he's the Anthony Burch of indie devs

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >twitter shots
          Fuck off back to twatter.

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Expertly done, 47. Expertly fucking done.

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is this Freelance stuff? A new gamemode?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not knowing

      ngmi

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its a roguelite mode with its own sort of secondary progression.

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the snowballer challenge for Hokkaido another limited time thing or is that permanently available? I only found out the Lil Flashy and exploding present items were limited time the last day they were available, so I want to make sure I don't miss limited time shit. And are there usually limited events like this or did I miss them all because I think IOI is basically done with this game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did you get dianas soiled panties skin for fibre wire?

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >47
    Pathetic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fake and gay photoshopped image

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cope

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fake and gay photoshopped image

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Distraction shots and panic shots are silly and overpowered but boy do they make going fast smoother. I'm not sure whether to embrace them or swear them off.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i avoid them entirely, unless its not really possible. i was losing my mind trying to saso hokkaido in patient zero until i looked up a strat that used distraction shots to just sprint into the building. it makes things so easy, but sometimes it feels almost like some missions are made with them in mind.

      the worst is when somebody uses distraction shots but then claims coins are a crutch.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i avoid them entirely, unless its not really possible. i was losing my mind trying to saso hokkaido in patient zero until i looked up a strat that used distraction shots to just sprint into the building. it makes things so easy, but sometimes it feels almost like some missions are made with them in mind.

      the worst is when somebody uses distraction shots but then claims coins are a crutch.

      In a world where people zip about throwing muffins and violins and easily deleting anyone with tranq darts and molotovs, fucking whatever man.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        im not shitting on other people using them. i just dont like to use them. same with particle jumps and the extremely op dart guns.

        the particle jumps got removed in the freelancer update by the way.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're less egregious when used just to get people in position, like a ranged coin.

      >Sapienza sniper escalation
      >two spots with two guards and two civvies, one of each a target
      >ruins start
      >distraction shot at guard tower to stop target from going downstairs
      >get to top of ruins tower with sniper
      >distraction shot to move non-target guard downstairs
      >snipe target, fire at side of tower to panic other guard to come your way instead of finding the body
      >shoot the ground just behind non-target civvie on the pier so he turns around
      >snipe target, body falls in water and is hidden

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wow freelancer gameplay is looking nuts

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First time playing any of the games, picked up the trilogy and have sunk 10 hours into it so far - 8 of those being the first real mission in Paris. Is this normal or is it one of the better maps?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      some of the maps are kinda stinky, mainly Bangkok and Colorado but in general they're all fairly solid and you'll doubtless find your favourite

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      once you realize npcs detection isnt that good you can do some more ballsy stuff and it makes exploring the maps a lot of fun, so makes sense to me

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just got a 4080
    >still drops to under 60 with raytraced reflections on some maps
    God damn man, also wasn't Hitman III advertised as one of the DLSS 3 flagship games? Looks like it doesn't have the new frame generation option like Witcher does yet, wonder when

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      turn your reflection quality to medium, no ones going to be able to run raytraced reflections at a high refresh rate until 50XX cards

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yfw MUMBAI

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >yfw MUMBAI

        GOOD MORNING SIRS

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SOMEONE’S DOING STUFF THEY SHOULDN’T

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WOAH, boys. Someone's got a new toy!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >gets shot
        THAT STINGS

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quick, give me a map to kill everybody in.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Colorado on Master
      Good luck

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        did colorado recently and it's definitely the worst one.

        another life. kino murder sim

        did this the other night

        marrakesh

        we have a winner

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >we have a winner
          have fun trying to contain the massive crowd in the market.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      marrakesh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      another life. kino murder sim

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      New Orleans, Louisiana

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any map really, but you've gotta do as much as you can without getting in combat. Preferably like a slasher antagonist - walking slowly and striking in melee. I like letting the civilians panic about a body and lurking around a corner when a guard comes to investigate.

      marrakesh

      Do you count fake NPCs that can't be killed in melee? Gotta scavenge all the ammo you can.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Preferably like a slasher antagonist - walking slowly and striking in melee.
        the santa fortuna coca field is pure kino for this.

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >work as a security guard for some corrupt asshole and his base of operations
    >decent money, not much action
    >see a coin drop like 5m in front of me
    >radio in to inform command i'm checking out this fucking coin

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >make good money
      >see coin
      >pick it up and yell "HELL YES"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        theyre cool looking coins to be honest.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be dilligent enough to radio in even a miss placed coin
      >no one notices or cares you havent radioed back in 20 min
      Being a low level guard is tough man

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >THERES SOME PSYCHO THROWING STUFF AT ME IM GOING TO CHECK IT OUT
        >never radios back

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you really think it's true that on his offtime 47 took classes like drums and bartending so that he could assume any personalities?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah, he can just mimic people he observes perfectly and even improve on their actions thanks to his enhanced abilities.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The perfect assassin.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah, he can just mimic people he observes perfectly and even improve on their actions thanks to his enhanced abilities.

      47 has autism

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where did you see that? also maybe I should do this

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me its the combination of these 2

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally me good taste anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Bloodborne reject

      for me it's

      >Grandpa's suit

      For me it's the miami casual outfit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        's suit

        >he doesnt recognize spy kino

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've never watched Burn Notice

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            its a fun show

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The chud fit

        Shit taste anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always default to the raven suit, pure edgyboi kino

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >everyone comments on how badass you look
        >wear the cowboy
        >people start saying howdy

        i wish more suits had these little details.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          clown suit does for sure. bet there are a lot more but I can't recall off the top of my head

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you wear some of the white suits you get a bunch of backhanded compliments

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Backhanded
            Shut up, mr. worldwide

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When you wear the requiem suit people comment how it must be hard to keep it clean

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ive never been really able to enjoy nu hitman, feels like im playing the sims 3rd person dlc, so brightly coloured and campy.

    the old ps2 games where the shit, real dark and disturbing with great gameplay and stealth

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    nta but i tried the food trick and it didnt work. all the civilians went into a panic like i just killed someone and i instantly went into compromised and hunted.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You need to stand further away from the person you're throwing shit at and then sprint forward.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You need to figure out the technique first. If you stand too close it counts as an attack. Get some distance between you and the NPC and throw the food at them. Now while the food is in the air do not stand still but start sprinting so your character immediately cancels out of the remaining throwing animation. What you're basically doing is avoiding each part of the action that the game considers a crime. Look at the webm and try to replicate it so it looks just like that.

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >good morning sir 47
    >sir you need to do the needful in the Vermont sir
    >there are two targets you need to redeem sir
    >then you must install TeamViewer(TM) and obtain the three GooglePlay cards
    >okay sir I shall leave you to redeem

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im keking over here

      >to do the needful in the Vermont sir

      >then you must install TeamViewer(TM)

      good shit

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Playing hitman trilogy on game pass at the moment really should have bought this during the steam sale at least it won't be so expensive for an aus fag like me once the new update comes out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      7 deadly sins was like 15aud during the sale, but people claimed its going to be even cheaper after the update, but we will see

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but people claimed
        ioi has already said that ALL dlc is in a single $30 pack thats cheaper if you already own some of it.

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >walk past npc
    >hear Yuri Lowenthal
    It almost feels nostalgic in a way

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post THE webm, you know the one.
    With sound.

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >contract says to eliminate them using melee
    does this mean with knives, screwdrivers etc? Knocking them out with melee and neck break didn't count

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      neck snaps on the ground and garrotes dont count as melee kills, even if the popup says they do. im actually not sure if a mid-choke neck snap does or doesnt, but id assume they dont.

      if it says melee, it means a knife, axe, whatever. you can throw it too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ahh I see. It's a shame you can't kill with blunt weapons

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's so good about Blood Money? I own it but haven't gotten around to playing it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s basically the prototype to WOA.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What's so good about Blood Money?
      It's fun to play and highly, highly replayable.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is there anything that could trip me up if all i've played is WoA and Absolution?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if you've played woa it will fit like a glove. the gameplay is like playing woa without all the hints. one of the funnest bits of the game is killing stuff in different ways with different weapons and seeing how the newspaper headline changes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GOAT OST and what nuHitman could be if it didn't try to appeal to redditors with it's handholding design and cringy humor.
      While its clearly superior in mechanics it lacks the direction of BM and especially Contracts.

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What in the UNHOLY FUCK is the sound this short-circuited phone makes? It's like the player's speakers are what's shorted.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >spend an embarrassing amount of time trying to saso house built on sand with a phone kill
      >finally get it to work
      >the phone doesnt stop shocking like the power cables do
      >kills the maintenance man

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can you even get the maintenance guy to walk off while SA? I just emetic syringed him and changed disguise to check it off.

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what are some tricks to get the most out of nu-hitman? i already know about shooting 3 times to distract

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shooting 3 times to distract
      you shoot once to distract, twice to panic/lockdown, and 3 times to telepathically communicate your location to a guard who will sprint there as fast as he can.

      Can you even get the maintenance guy to walk off while SA? I just emetic syringed him and changed disguise to check it off.

      theres a very specific spot you can stand in the light fusebox room that lets you shoot it without anyone seeing you. its over by the washing machines.

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are the seven deadly sins missions any good?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, unless you really need more escalation missions

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is doing map mastery really the only way to unlock new shit? What about outfits? Can I reuse outfits I got out in the field in other missions?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      map mastery, arcade missions and featured contracts all unlock different stuff, you can see them in the challenges section for each. you dont keep the outfit you leave the map with unfourtunately

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.
        The only outfits you keep are the suits which you can get from mastery, ETs, challenges, etc.

        >tfw you grind Bangkok for hours to get the kregermeier
        >it’s not that good
        >really cool though
        At least I know what to do when it comes to a hypothetical SASO.
        Any other essential items I should beeline to? Also what’s a better sniper I could get without going for Sniper assassin x17? The first one you get is so ass, it took two hits to kill J. Cross and Morgan.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sorry to tell you anon but you can get a sexier black one from doing 3 arcade missions. its super quiet which is what makes it so good

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I really like the gold ornate look, I’ll gun for that eventually, once I know more maps.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The look of the suppressor on the dark one doesn't do it for me. I like the gold one or the plain silver one.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you get the ghost by doing an escalation on marrakesh. itll carry you through the whole game and is arguably better than the one from 17 sniper assassins.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I like the suppressor, would help a lot but it’s not kino at all tbh.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i dunno about the best, but you can go to berlin and sneak into the sniper nest, knock out the agent and take his gun off the tripod, then headshot him with it. then you unlock a decent one but it doesnt have zoom

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just play the game fag, holy shit what is it with all you autists going for pro strats right away before having actually really played the game?
          Discovering shit is half the fun.

          That said, the Krugermeyer and Custom 5mm DTI are both dead silent, so you can use them to shoot the evidence recorders and *maybe* a guard that is really closeby will turn around and do nothing, but that's it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >*maybe* a guard that is really closeby will turn around
            kruger is 100% silent. you can be pressed up against a guard they wont hear it, just the impact noise. 5mm im not sure about but i assume they work the same being "extra quiet".

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No I meant from the bullet impact

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                bullet impacts always make the same amount of noise. if you manage to cross-map snipe a security system with the striker, itll get the same response as from a kruger. from the guards around the security system anyway.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, I know, that is what I meant.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                are you having a giggle?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I’m not going for pro strats,I’m new as fuck. I’m just disappointed with my current kit, it doesn’t have cool shit like explosives and emetics until you level up and Bangkok has literally all I want aside from a decent sniper rifle. It was a little bit better with the Requiem pack though, they give you the pale duck and some other shit.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah well, then play the game and make do with what you have. That way you'll also learn the maps.
              There is really no need to be minmaxing right now.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >youre saying ill get to use cool tools like explosives and keycard hackers?
              >no. im saying when youre ready, you wont have to.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.
      The only outfits you keep are the suits which you can get from mastery, ETs, challenges, etc.

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >load into a contract on chongqing
    >47 is making small talk with an asian woman
    >not on my watch
    >push her over the rail and immediately ruin my sa potential
    leave my autist alone

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't just walk away from the conversation like a true autist

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it okay to get the old Hitman games on steam? No weird bugs or anything like that to be aware of?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you? You can get a Hitman 3 key dirt cheap and if you wait until the 26th you get Hitman 1 and Hitman 2 for free.
      https://www.allkeyshop.com/blog/buy-hitman-3-cd-key-compare-prices/
      Make sure to click on more offers, the first keys in the list are all epic keys. Then find a steam key for your region.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh no no, you misunderstand, I’m buying them off key sites of course, I’m just wondering if the steam versions are gonna be any different or what. Also I already have the nuhitman trilogy on PS for the VR.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You mean the old old games as in before the World of Assassination trilogy, right? C47 and H2:SA are quite rough in some ways. Especially in C47 some missions just feel incomplete. H2:SA is extremely punishing. Running is instantly suHispanicious if you're in disguise and crouching is slow as fuck which makes it pretty useless. Contracts is the first game that is mechanically well rounded and approachable to people that aren't used to jank. Blood Money is just a natural iteration on Contracts and if you've played the new Hitman games the overall style and equipment options are going to feel familiar to you. Absolution is alright, it just isn't particularly replayable and has no fucking targets, like 80% of content in this game are infiltration checkpoints but it has a couple of cool moments that would have probably worked better outside of Hitman.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Isn’t half of absolution just gone thanks to the servers dying a while ago? Why the fuck would I even spend money on it if the plot was just memory holed too.
            Also silly question but how were the PS3 ports? I think my cousin has a copy lying around, maybe I can ask if I could borrow it.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              PS3 online is gone too, isn' it? You could try is the PS3 emulator, I remember that they have online service for it.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The online portion is leaderboard and contracts mode. Not sure whether that's "half" of the game unless you care about multiplayer stuff. Contracts mode is kind of like custom contracts in WoA.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also, before you should play them you should look up each game on the pcgaming wiki first. They all have widescreen fixes.
      https://www.pcgamingwiki.com/wiki/Hitman:_Codename_47
      https://www.pcgamingwiki.com/wiki/Hitman_2:_Silent_Assassin
      https://www.pcgamingwiki.com/wiki/Hitman:_Contracts
      https://www.pcgamingwiki.com/wiki/Hitman:_Blood_Money
      Contracts and Blood Money require you to lock the game at 60fps because a lot of the game's logic doesn't work properly once you go above 60 fps (I also think that applies to C47 and SA but I played through them without an FPS lock). For instance, the first time I booted up contracts on steam and played meat king's party I only used the widescreen fix and noticed that 47 ran like he was pushing through wax. In Blood Money I encountered a different issue where I couldn't use the cliffside exit route because for some reason if the game goes above 60fps there is a narrow passage that 47 just gets stuck on while at 60fps he can walk through it.
      Absolution is modern enough to not require any fixes as far as I know.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, will look into it

        PS3 online is gone too, isn' it? You could try is the PS3 emulator, I remember that they have online service for it.

        Should still be on, I do yearly playthroughs of Lost Planet 2 with randos, hasn’t gone yet as of last year.

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wear my cheap ill fitted suit into starbucks
    >order a triple shot cappuccino no sugar
    >"and what was the name sir?"
    >"names are for friends so i dont need one"
    >get my coffee and walk out
    >hear "well done 47" in my head

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let's see 47 try to kill Battler

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if World of Assassination was offline and had robust modding I would have personally learned 3d modeling to make this happen already

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's me. Someone's making trouble. Possibly high on drugs.

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tea for Mr. Hong

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I need to use the bathroom.

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw pale as a ghost from spending most of your free time in the vidya cave but the tanned gf drags you outside anyways

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did they ever manage to get back Kane and Lynch from Squeenix? I’d want that instead of a Part 4 after 007, let them stretch out their legs a bit.
    This company is god tier at doing contextual gameplay, I remember being really impressed with Kane and Lynch 1, years of people shitting on it and I finally tried it and what do you know, they made a playable Heat game, complete with everything you may need to know on heists, with AI partners that have contextual commands, a contextual control scheme that is consistent start to finish, it was really impressive. Was Gerstmann just salty that morning or some shit? Lol, even for 2007 standards, this fucking rocks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Did they ever manage to get back Kane and Lynch from Squeenix?
      I don't think they did, but they do own the right to freedom fighters, which uses the exact same squad mechanics.

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sometimes I just have no idea how Battler and Agent 47s memes persisted this long, not complaining mind you more shocked. Especially given whenever I’m reminded of the joke it’s always via new OC, fresh OC for a niche, even by Ganker standards, meme that is approach 3 or 4 years old.

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2023
    >not knowing the best level is still Hokkaido

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3 has the worst levels by far, Romania is by far the most disappointing level in the trilogy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      h1 is real bond hours
      h2 is going big for big's sake
      h3 is ludo

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >give the chicks panties
    >you can only undress the men
    but why

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I seem to be finding myself less interested in exploring maps, tailing targets and noting opportunities and more interested in pseudo-speedrunning and SASO.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The former is supposed to be the spirit of Hitman, what grips a prospective player to exhaust the content and move on to the latter.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I seem to be finding myself less interested in exploring maps, tailing targets and noting opportunities and more interested in pseudo-speedrunning and SASO.

          You posting this put everything I’ve done to grind H1 maps today to perspective, I really gotta turn off that bullshit story mode hint, it makes me feel like a drone, as soon as I start one I do it to the very end without considering any of the possibilities it might open up. I’m turning off subtitles too, so I don’t know which diaglogue are important and shit.
          Thanks I guess.

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Excellent work, 47.

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      excellent work 47

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have done now every H3 mission SASO Master and am slowly working my way back.
    I never did Sgail SASO Master because fuck that map and just before christmas I did Colorado in H2 and it was such a soul-crushing experience that I don't know if I want to do it again. Santa Fortuna as well. I remember it being not that hard, but annoying (I think I fed Delgado to the hippo, strangled bitch in her office and killed drug dude in his shack).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can cheese Colorado from the basement but it's extremely tedious and feels cheap. End up with a huge pile of bodies down there.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that was basically my strat.
        >Run around perimeter, haybale, run some more, infiltrate basement
        >OD to summon Berg (watch out for guard)
        >coin bait the rest into basement
        Was pretty consistent in H2, but in H3 the cunt just won't come down so I have to take out a guard and a hacker before it's her turn.

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still think it's fucking retarded that killing civilians penalizes you when you perform accident kills. A big accident that happens to ONE person is extremely suHispanicious.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I understand why they did it. If it wasn't the case propane tanks would be even more effective than they already are because it wouldn't matter how many people are standing near your target.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know why they did it, but the change still gets stuck in my craw since it always seems WAY more obvious that it WASN'T an accident.
        Also it'd be nice if there was some revenge style contacts where the best rating is to kill them with an obvious gunshot because the client WANTED it known the victim was assassinated but I guess that's too comlex. Hopefully future games drop the melodramatic conspiracy nonsense that WOA focused heavily on and let me go back to killing decent men for grudges and money

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Only thing is that 47 costs so much to a client, why waste that money on a 'shoot him in the head' hit when anyone else in the ICA could do that. 47 is best deployed to situations that involve discretion and a masterfully done assassination.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's literally what Death of a Showman was. It was a grieving father, so 47's rates can't be THAT high.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >decent men
          such as? mr swing king was not a decent man
          only one that comes to mind is the delivery guy in the blood money cutscene (and you can speculate he was an enemy operative) or the journalist in requiem (haha just kidding, decent journalist is an oxymoron)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You can do bad things and still be a decent man the way I see it. Most of the older games for a solid half or more you were killing people who had accumulated grudges not literal villains working for the illuminaughty

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You can do bad things and still be a decent man the way I see it. Most of the older games for a solid half or more you were killing people who had accumulated grudges not literal villains working for the illuminaughty

            That was also one of my main gripes with the new games.
            I mean, you already had vile scum in the older games, but HITMAN really needed to drive home how these people just HAD to die.
            In fact, the only target I remember that was actually not even an actual criminal was Dino Bosco. I would have liked more hits like that. Just someone who pissed off someone enough to have them killed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that's what I liked about Blood Money, but it was generally a bit more lenient with the "Silent Assassin" rating.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That’s exactly why the new games are stricter with SA requirements. In BM it was way too easy to exploit the scoring system to trivalise a lot of the missions. Also, there were some genuine bugs/oversights in BM’s scoring system (like how the suit doesn’t count as a “cover blown” unless you’re caught doing something illegal, so you can get SA while being shot at.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Issue is that hitman killing innocents isn't very Agent 47 like.

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >writing before
    >Always knew i didn't belong in this world. I wasn't made for this. But I'll never forget- those who betrayed me, and those who never failed my trust. I'll be carrying nothing from Gontranno but this lesson: never trust anyone and rely on your instincts. Forget the past. I'll never find peace here. So, I'll seek justice for myself. I'll choose the truth I like.
    >writing now
    >hehehehe, it's a drink to... die for hehe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The new hitman games are too comedic and light hearted. Miss the grit of the old games, contracts missions are all at night and have a real euro electric soundtrack, lots of atmosphere. Now it's about making funny kills to get a laugh. Different concepts but I prefered the old hitman in that sense

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody cares fuck off chud

  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i just found out you dont have to escape after completing an assassination challenge to get credit for it...so much wasted time bros...

  113. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >walking around the party in Mendoza and everyone just talks about how Diana fucked up everyone's shit big time
    Good thing 47 doesn't have an ego.

  114. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  115. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >That time 47 and Dianna were the only thing left of ICA
    how did Dianna even rebuild after that and if so why is there a 'board' that she isn't in?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i headcanon it as the only active operatives remaining and there were still some suits left but they were pencil pushers who couldn't do anything without agents

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that's the only thing that makes sense. I could imagine it also being other agents just going silent and hiding too and coming out after the shit was handled.

  116. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's a mod, isn't it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nope.
        >find a place you can "block hole" like a mole hill/sand castle
        >block hole with something
        >take it back out with large item in your hands
        >large item gets into inventory so you can pick up the item from the hole

        Just checked and it still works in Hitman 3.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          BRAVO IO
          I mean some bugs are amusing like the homing suitcase, but other stuff is just annoying.
          Yesterday I was doing Marrakesh: You can offer massages to all kinds of people when disguised as the masseur.
          Later I went in there again as the cameraman and could still offer people massages.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A few things I noted with the glitch
            >you can climb up something like drain pipes once and then 47 pulls the item back out when you stop climbing about
            >does not work with anything you can have on your back
            >bins/posts boxes etc don't work to get them into your inventory
            >still can't pass frisking points with illegal items

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >still can't pass frisking points with illegal items
              Well shit and here I was shoving a broadsword up my ass

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              wow truly game breaking anon, im literally SHAKING. thank you so much for your investigative journalism

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I also have some information you might need. Please follow me to a more private place, where there are no guards.

  117. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lose all my progress and story missions
    >Only keep my level
    >Lvl 216 no progress
    Ok then guess I'm starting again

    My bro MrFreeze4428 got me covered

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Lvl 216
      >needs guides still

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a joke I just like his content RELAX chud moron

  118. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will I have an enjoyable experience of I just play Hitman (2016)? I bought it years ago bit never got around to playing

  119. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    went back to play the other Hitmans man they're fucking tough no save files means you fuck up you have to wait 10 minutes for the guy to get into position again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It just means to be prudent in your approach and knowing the level very well.
      In fact I would have preferred if Master difficulty also had no saves, were it not for the random crashes because IO are a bunch of dickwads.

  120. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    624171352
    Autism.

  121. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are all the items in the roadmap limited time things that I need to grab before they are gone, like Lil Flash and the ice themed Silverballer?

  122. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good evening, sirs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >playing with mission objectives on
      >playing with mini map markers on
      Absolutely disgusting, why would anyone do that?

  123. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can anybody remember if there has ever been a brick you could pick up close to the rails in Mumbai?

    Because I have a SASO strat for Mumbai that works by throwing a brick in the furnace, poisoning the wine, shooting the flag and waiting for the meeting to kill them with the boat, yet my record time I set in H2 is more than a minute faster than when I tried the exact same strat in H3 and the only way I could achieve that was if I could summon the meeting right at the start, so there either used to be a brick inventory item or a brick could be found near the rails.

  124. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate all of you and your shit opinions.

    Berlin is a garbage map, because "Germans" are subhuman homosexuals.

    Paris is the best, most refined map. Hokkaido, Sapienza and Dartmoor are also the best.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ta gueule, fiotte.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wrong. romania and hawkes bay are the best maps. fucking idiot

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The REAL best map is Australia (Greenland)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Source of all objective truths

      You are a retarded moron gay who will never have a good opinion.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ok, frenchie

  125. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there RNG on where a victim chooses to vomit? A few weeks ago, I was doing the ET on the Icon map and I the way I killed him was tossing a fart bomb into the gelato parlor and getting him when he went up the back stairs. The issue was that getting him to exit that exact door happened 1 in every probably 15 loads. The other times, he'd head out the front door or another door in the back of the shop. My only thought was that I got multiple people sick via the fart bomb so they were going to take up the other routes so he was forced to exit the door I needed him to.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's the closest FREE spot to them.
      Had me laff a bit when I poisoned the protestor in Marrakesh and he went straight into the embassy.

  126. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do you think lucas and 47 did gay shit and thats actually why the program fucked up? he excels at everything he does so after he discovered he was gay he was probably just a full on vaccum cleaner sucking off every dick in sight and they had to wipe his memory to stop him. now hes on so many years of no fap that hes just an absolute killing machine

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lucas gay and agent forty suck on

  127. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >HE REDEEMED? NOW DUMP (IN) IT

  128. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what should I grind first, contracts? Arcade? Map mastery? I want to be prepared for freelancer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      map mastery generally, but contracts second too. master things that'll unlock things that are useful for you

  129. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone help me?
    Is there any way, maybe a mod or software, that'll allow me to replace level music in the game? I wanna replace the Niels Bye soundtrack with Jesper Kyd.
    Does anyone know a method?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Look at nexusmods

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I can't find anything substantial. If someone can link something that'd be good.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know if such a mod exists, but nexusmods has lots of mods, hence why I suggested it.
            I would be interested in such a mod, too, though, because I would love to replace the horrible shitty music in Paris and Berlin.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The only one I can find on NM is the changing the menu music mod, which doesn't even function properly

  130. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does the amount of exp for each mastery level increase? And if not, does anyone know how much you need per level? I'm pretty close to finishing Bangkok and want to know which challenges to focus on to wrap up this shitty map.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's always 6000 per level

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, that helps.

  131. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >still unbeaten, still the best

  132. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ez

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