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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pussy

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Explain what genetics?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a lazy game.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sellen riding while whispering into my ear with that honey dewed mature voice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sellen whispering in your right ear
      >Shalquoir whispering in the other

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What is a shalquoir?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ds3 crow
          ???

          Look, if are too zoomzoom to be have played anything but ER and nothing else from the series, don't bother.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sellen whispering in your right ear
        >Shalquoir whispering in the other
        >DS3 crow whispering under your neck

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ds3 crow
          ???

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >pump a rum
            he wants to frick the crow

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              we never even see a body
              I want to frick a voice
              I don't know how that works but that's the deal

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I want to pump that rump, if you catch my drift.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The voice is just very cute

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ds3 crows sounds like a literal child though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sellen whispering into my ear

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rya is cuter.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Ring... The ring that will eld you if you wear it. That's the premise I've promised and instead what I got is this? From Software, more like From Soft Dicks because that's what they are. 3 nukes weren't enough, and the third one was from the shit they shat from shit...ware.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fromsoftbros...he wrecked us....what do we say....I....

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just wanna turn people into screaming mage balls with my teacher-waifu, is that so much to ask?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she lowkey the hottest b***h in the game

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    explain what, she doesnt even look the same to the portrait you inbred moron

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's there to explain? Her mask/helmet thing is shaped to look like an esteemed member of the academy.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    best girl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whys she confused? She already told us she wanted us to join her as elden lord, she should be smiling like the know it all sensei she is

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that ER doesn't have a single "I don't care about the world problems, frick you all" ending is a travesty.
        Why can't we become Elden Lord without having to deal with Marika's bullshit? I want to have my own consorts which I charmed over the course of the game!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't care about the world problems, frick you all

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That is still a "fix" for the world. I mean something like DS2 where you walk away from the throne and don't try to change anything. Besides, you're still playing into some god's hand.
            Age of Fracture also has you being a pawn to Marika. I want to be Elden Lord, not some consort to be replaced when no longer useful.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Every single ending has you be a pawn for a greater outer god, except Ranni's, where you're a pawn to a demigod (Ranni).

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And that's the problem. I don't wanna be Fia's, Marika's, Dung's, israeli Flame, "Perfected Golden Order" or specially Ranni's dog.
                I did all this, I killed all the demigods, I should have the option to take it all for myself like in the secret ending for ds3.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Goldmask's ending is the closest to what you want then since the whole point was to get the world back to how it was but without the Demigods being allowed to frick it up

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Goldmask's ending is the closest to what you want
                Goldmask isnt what I want at all. Goldmasks ending removes free will it's the worst ending.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you pretending to be me?

                He's probably talking about the one where you kill the firekeeper

                Yeah, that one. Doesn't even have an achievement.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Secret ending in DS makes you a literal pawn to scheming Londor israelites.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's probably talking about the one where you kill the firekeeper

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >But muh reddiatheism
                The Greater Will did nothing wrong and is the true God

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >DS2 Black person pops his head in again

              God why can’t you favs frick off?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What is it with Elden Ring threads and atracting schizos who make people up in their heads to be mad about?
                The other day some dude was calling like three different people "that Goldcuck from /vg/."
                Does mentioning ds2 send you into a mad rage?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's the Ranni ending, no?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't like ranni, I'd prefer other consorts

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Nepheli as Lord of Limgrave
          >Sellen as head of Raya Lucaria
          >Rya as lady of Volcano Manor
          All the tarnished needs is a waifu for the lands beyond the Erdtree to have the most politically powerful harem the lands between has ever seen.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Feet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That may have been one of her ancestors since conspectus founder are treated like nobility plus the mask's hair looks like the painting's

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sad that sellen posts are always infested with feetshit, that's all I have to say

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      her main appeal is her feet.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        to the diseased mind of you c**ts, yeah
        the main appeal of everything is feet to you

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sellen is literally my wife

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >make probably the prettiest npc across all souls games
      >make her wear a stupid mask
      >turn her into a giant body horror ball

      why

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So you will suffer and curse Memezaki.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wife.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Breeding her would produce some fine sons (and a daughter for fun :>)

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She cute

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dont get it either. How do you wear a stone statue on top of your head? Also the fact that anyone is sexualising anything from this game tells me that you are all underaged morons and makes me hate the game even more and I used to like it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up roastie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooo you can't sexualise the adult female characters because.... YOU JUST CAN'T, OKAY?!?!?!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its not that you cant. its that there's no character to be sexualized you homosexual moron. It's like sexualizing jpg of a plant after kid drawing nipples on it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >stop being attracted to women! y-you're gay!!!!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you are not attracted to a woman.You are desperately trying to paint something not sexual as sexual in order for you to justify wasting time on it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          go back

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Brainlet post, probably typed by brown hands

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im literally pushing 30 and i goon to sellen's feet everyday

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's there to explain? Surely you are not moronic enough to think the woman in the painting is her?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't Sellen have some voice lines(possibly cut?) about you belonging to her?
    She sounded pretty possessive

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't call it possessive.
      Make your own judgement.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >my apprentice
        >come to me again
        jesus christ I'm so alone

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's like in cartoons when people in paintings are depicted in a different style

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop liking evil women.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How is Sellen evil? The charges, blueberry?

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The ingame model was never supposed to be seen by the player as its always obscured by the mask. It's a generic model fashioned using basic option from the character creator. The painting depicts what she's actually supposed to look like. She's not the young attractive woman people have memed her into being. She actually is an old witch. Not that people wouldn't still find her sexy, but it's not the same kind of hot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Considering how much effort they put on her face and even made a different one for her other body, I find your theory unlikely, even if I wish it was true because hag sexo.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >She's not the young attractive woman people have memed her into being. She actually is an old witch.
      Source: your arse.
      Either way it doesn't matter, she gets turned into a ball because Dark Souls is misery porn.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >She actually is an old witch.
      Yeah but in her quest we literally take her soul or whatever it is and put it in a younger body.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bruh she has 3 bodies, no way is her latest not some super young hot one

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    while i don't think it's her in the painting i won't dismiss the possibility on appearance. we already understand she's capable of bodyhopping and there's no knowing how many times she's done it before
    >An old glintstone blade that has been stained with blood.
    >Reduces FP consumption of sorceries and incantations at the cost of maximum HP.
    >The old sorcerers would slice open their hearts with these blades to imbue a primal glintstone with their soul, and thus did they die.
    transferring the soul to a primal glintstone requires killing the original body. After that you can swap to however many bodies you want as long as they're compatible, ie puppets without their own will.
    She's also already familiar with Seluvis/pidia who we procure puppets from, including sellen's new body

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's Sellen in the picture obviously. The portraits match each instructor even Rennala.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maybe I missed something, but why do people think seluvis and pidia are the same person?
      they just seemed like two guys with the same hobby to me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same voice actor, selivus va is nested in pidias and accessed via pidia (only instance of this coding in game). Story beats like selivus going inactive when pidia dies regardless of rannis questline or not.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Same VA
        >Pidia immediately recognizes you and is very apologetic when you meet him, even though your character can't meet him before Seluvis
        >Pidia has the map for the amber starlight shard Seluvis asks you to find
        >Both are puppetfrickers
        >Seluvis' corpse is in the same exact position as the puppets in his room
        >Pidia's death coincides with Seluvis' and also has the same comments about "bliss" when it comes to his puppets
        Seluvis got PIDIA'd the moment he entered Ranni's service after leaving the Round Table, probably because like Gideon says he was too full of himself and didn't think Pidia would one up him in some way.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >even though your character can't meet him before Seluvis
          you can though, just hop on down to pidia before talking to ranni

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's Sellen from the GOTY Elden Ring.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Miyazaki add irrumatio to the game? Does he really understand game design?

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SEEEEEEEEEEEEX

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would she wear makeup when she always wears that dumb mask?

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish glintstone crowns got more fanart.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Explain this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I believe that's best girl in her true form.

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