>Driving a Sedan/Hatchback at night >Truck with white LED headlights behind you >Realize he's actually far away because of astigmatism >As he approaches you, all three mirrors are encompassed by a power rivaling the sun >Crash
i am so fucking retarded. i thought this is supposed to represent the periodic table and i was frantically looking for it to make sense. stupid nagger women make retarded ads
normies are genuinely braindead and think its all gaming has to offer. i dont know if anyone has played cod recently but it blatantly tries to scam the player with battlepass ads as soon as you boot up the game, a second battlepass ontop of the battlepass, and 30 dollar skins
I don't get call of duty discourse. Everyone hates the sci fi stuff, then everyone wants it back, people want WW2 back then they don't, they love Modern Warfare then they don't.
And to me ALL of it looks the same. Every time I just think "it's another call of duty game", but maybe with a different coat of paint. There's no noticeable change in terms of the actual quality of the games. They're just "call of duty".
The demand for a console based hollywood-realism multiplayer fps is still very high but the supply is basically nothing at all but cod. At its very skeletonized core cod is a great shooter with crisp controls, addictive progression and quality graphics but the meat and skin on top is horrible dog shit.
Battlefield was consistently a solid competitor up until 4, rapid downhill from there.
>appealing to the lowest common denominator makes cash even though it's objectively slop
wow what an insight. It's almost like we figured this shit out a century ago
Putting on some comfy headphones and listening to a doco/podcast/retrospective on something you enjoy while grinding camo challenges is something I look forward to every year. Not ashamed that I treat CoD like an expensive subscription.
People don't care anymore
Bongs have shit taste
Not everyone hates it, only video game journalists paid by Sony pretend to hate it.
This
Sony is ramping up their propaganda via mainstream media
Just look at TGAs and their nominees
Its fun with friends
>normalfags can never stop consooming
You have to buy it to know it's shit
That's the name of the game nowadays.
Normies are stupid and just consoom.
I hate the trend of cars getting bigger and bigger
Fuck crossovers
Give me compact hatchbacks
>Driving a Sedan/Hatchback at night
>Truck with white LED headlights behind you
>Realize he's actually far away because of astigmatism
>As he approaches you, all three mirrors are encompassed by a power rivaling the sun
>Crash
i am so fucking retarded. i thought this is supposed to represent the periodic table and i was frantically looking for it to make sense. stupid nagger women make retarded ads
Anon it says the TOP SELLING VEHICLES IN AMERIA
BY STATE, 2020
I think it's just you to blame for this retardation.
yes and it's structured like the periodic table i was trying to make sense of it
It's constructed like the united states of america.
why do people like having ugly ass cars
People want to feel safe from all the other over-sized cars on the road
I'd rather drive an ugly car than drive a beautiful one that will crumple and kill me whenever some low IQ homosexual inevitably crashes into me
normies are genuinely braindead and think its all gaming has to offer. i dont know if anyone has played cod recently but it blatantly tries to scam the player with battlepass ads as soon as you boot up the game, a second battlepass ontop of the battlepass, and 30 dollar skins
Zoomers would be livid if their new multiplayer slopfesr didn’t have those “features”
zombies is pretty fun, havent touched mp or sp
I don't get call of duty discourse. Everyone hates the sci fi stuff, then everyone wants it back, people want WW2 back then they don't, they love Modern Warfare then they don't.
And to me ALL of it looks the same. Every time I just think "it's another call of duty game", but maybe with a different coat of paint. There's no noticeable change in terms of the actual quality of the games. They're just "call of duty".
>Explain this Ganker.
Call of Duty is the Pokemon of dudebros, simple as.
It wishes it was Pokemon lmao
it makes more money than Pokémon twat
Giving benefit of the doubt, he might mean they wish they could sell merch that's even lower effort than the games for 10 times the revenue
Sorry, m8. COD sells more than Pokemon.
That's fucking hot
thats a double homicide right there
The demand for a console based hollywood-realism multiplayer fps is still very high but the supply is basically nothing at all but cod. At its very skeletonized core cod is a great shooter with crisp controls, addictive progression and quality graphics but the meat and skin on top is horrible dog shit.
Battlefield was consistently a solid competitor up until 4, rapid downhill from there.
you have to buy a game to know you hate it
>Everyone hates Modern Warfare 3
Define "Everyone"
All the humans
Remember the MW2 boycott anon?
If if was anything like the past games, gotta buy it or else you're at a huge disadvantage in warzone
>UK sales
This country is full of chavs, the UK equivalent of naggers, of course they're still lapping this shit up.
Legacy
Look at McDonald’s and that’ll answer you
It lets you know that the world of opinions and knowledge and taste that even the dumbest of us here occupy a fractionally small market reality.
CoD addicts cant stop themselves, unless the game is literally unplayable you wont catch these fuckers missing out on a single release.
I hate video games but still play them.
This just prove normies are not that different in some aspects. They just exist upon another tier.
>appealing to the lowest common denominator makes cash even though it's objectively slop
wow what an insight. It's almost like we figured this shit out a century ago
>consumes product
>this product is a piece of shit
>keeps consuming said product
>repeat
such is life
Sales have never reflected quality.
Majority of consumers don't pay attention to anything beyond most mainstream marketing. Also, people buy Cawadoodie for the multiplayer.
Putting on some comfy headphones and listening to a doco/podcast/retrospective on something you enjoy while grinding camo challenges is something I look forward to every year. Not ashamed that I treat CoD like an expensive subscription.
Same shit with FIFA. You get assloads of scripting complaints yet everyone keeps buying them year after year
Gamers love to eat shit.