Explain to me how this won't be the greatest console ever.

>handheld mode is as strong as a PS4
>docked mode has equivalent performance with the Xbox Series S, but with newer, faster hardware
>is backwards compatible with old Switch games and cartridges
>has DLSS built-in, bettering the performance
>no more Tw*ter integration going forward, implying actual social network functionality ala Miiverse

Everyone wanted Nintendo to invest more on better hardware, and it seems like it did. With graphic fidelity reaching diminishing returns, there's won't be any real difference in performance between this and current consoles.

Nintendo and PC are literally all you need.

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It won't fit in your pocket.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    because theyre going to cheap out on the build and give you a flimsy tablet with 60hz LCD instead of a 90hz oled

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    mode is as strong as a PS4
    You know the PS5 has been out for like half a decade right? This thing isn't even announced yet so when it finally comes out we'll be talking about the PS6.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      PS5 has like five exclusive games

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        so similar to the switch? well thats if you count low budget games like metroid dread and mario party anyway

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Do you really want someone to post the lists?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            yea post the list of shovelware exclusives go ahead

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        exclusives don't matter that much, the best games on any given console arent usually exclusives

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >exclusives don't matter that much
          they are, it's the point of buying a console instead of another, if I can already can play it on my pc, why bother ?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Switch was about as powerful as previous generation Xbox/PS consoles
      >Switch 2 will be about as powerful as previous generation Xbox/PS Consoles
      wow it's fricking nothing.

      >y cant dey just take piss5 and just maek it portabull

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Not even remotely what I said.
        Switch 1 was tablet hardware from 2013.
        Switch 2 is tablet hardware from 2021.
        It's still going to be a under powered device compared to it's comporaries, and will play games in a blurry muddy maybe 30 FPS on handheld, exactly like the Switch 1 does.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Switch 2 is tablet hardware from 2021.
          >It's still going to be a under powered device compared to it's comporaries
          you're suggesting modern hardware can't play modern games

          so yes, you're literally that brainlet wojak

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >you're suggesting modern hardware can't play modern games
            No, I'm suggesting it's going to be plagued with the same performance issues that the Switch 1 has.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              It’ll be even worse. Nintendo is talking about adding denuvo drm. Half of their games already lock all the content to online only.

              On a fricking portable device. Kek

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >has modern specs
              >"plagued with same performance issues that the Switch 1 has"
              brainlet wojak

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Switch 1 had "modern specs" when it first launched too, dipshit.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Tegra x1, 4gb of ram, 32gb flash storage wasn't up to spec with other consoles in 2017 lmao, you won't win with history revision

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                No, it was in line with PS3 and X360, which is exactly the fricking point I was making here (

                >Switch was about as powerful as previous generation Xbox/PS consoles
                >Switch 2 will be about as powerful as previous generation Xbox/PS Consoles
                wow it's fricking nothing.

                )
                The Switch 2 is in the exact same boat as the Switch. It's roughly a generation behind the competition, and will be utterly trounced by the PS6 and whatever next xbox there is (if there is one) in 3-4 years when the Switch 2 is still only like 2 years into its release. Exactly like the Switch getting bodied by PS5 and XSX a few years after it released.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah bro I totally trust the company that can’t make a working controller anymore. The old Nintendo is dead and you’re throwing away thousands to feast on its festering corpse.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Dude...what?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You’re gonna act like the joycons arent dog shit? I’ll smash your face in you nintendo homosexual stop lying

                Nintendo hasn’t made anything good since 2010 you’re a fricking moron.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Nta, but my launch joycons are still working fine. Try not treating your shit like an animal

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You tendies are fricking morons and deserve to be scammed the way to the poor house

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I spent the last 5 posts talking about how underperforming and shit the Switch 2 is going to be. What in the frick are you smoking.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Switch was about as powerful as previous generation Xbox/PS consoles
    >Switch 2 will be about as powerful as previous generation Xbox/PS Consoles
    wow it's fricking nothing.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      graphics peaked in the PS4 generation anyway

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >>no more Tw*ter integration going forward, implying actual social network functionality ala Miiverse
    They just didn't want to pay for the API, you can still and after the day will still be able to post to Facebook. There's literally 0 implication of a miiverse return. Especially when Nintendo doesn't want to deal with groomers.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The switch‘s main gimmick is shit and will always hamper any of its games

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    But I wanna message people on my Friends List. Why can't we, Nintendo!?

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >implying actual social network functionality ala Miiverse

    There's yet to be anything that suggests that's happening. Facebook is still an option for Switch currently.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >>no more Tw*ter integration going forward, implying actual social network functionality ala Miiverse
    No chance. The fun gimmick stuff died with iwata

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    snoys didn't see this one coming lol
    big damage control in here

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to be really funny if this either have drift sticks as well, or some other even worse issue. Launch switches were terrible with overheating, shoulder buttons getting stuck occasionally, and the poor battery life. I imagine it'll be good, but that'll be the revised version a year or so further down the line. I'll wait for a while and see how the reviews and post months updates are

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they had 7 years to develop this thing. I'm sure it will have good quality at launch

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        KEK they had 7 years to revise the joycon but never did. They patched piratcy out overnight though. Kek

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao Nintendo hasn’t made a game in 10 years.

    Nothing but recycled ideas from their old days

    Shitty broken cheap joycons

    Half their games require internet to play

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      underpowered and overpriced at release, same as every nintendie system

      same tired franchises regurgitated again

      never going to fix stick drift since they're cheap nip c**ts

      enjoy when they cancel the eshop for this piece of shit too

      Don’t forget every game costs $60 and they are usually just shitty tech demos or reused content

      Any game with good graphics will just nuke the battery.

      It’s all moot and pointless. Just get a better handheld in a few years cheap.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Don’t forget every game costs $60 and they are usually just shitty tech demos or reused content

      Any game with good graphics will just nuke the battery.

      It’s all moot and pointless. Just get a better handheld in a few years cheap.

      It’ll be even worse. Nintendo is talking about adding denuvo drm. Half of their games already lock all the content to online only.

      On a fricking portable device. Kek

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    underpowered and overpriced at release, same as every nintendie system

    same tired franchises regurgitated again

    never going to fix stick drift since they're cheap nip c**ts

    enjoy when they cancel the eshop for this piece of shit too

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    too many snoy discord bots in here lol
    go to the other threads lads

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They have been working hard on making it a fortress against piracy. Won't say it won't be unhackable but they will make sure it's as hard as possible. They are betting a lot on their online subscriptions.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kek dumb Nintendo fans won’t even own their games now hahaha. Glad I’m not an adult man child who cares about Mario

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo games will finally look like this...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'd kill myself if this stupid b***h came to switch

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    lol fricking gay. it's called the super switch with extra Spyware

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The Switch 2 needs even more Lewd Games.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they can't beat PC

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >no second screen
    What the frick are you doing nintendo

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They will just do this for DS games. Maybe the joycons are now magnetic so it's possible to do this.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao my $50 tablet can do the same thing. Tendies are pathetic.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >pc isball you need
    FTFY

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >having to have a brick to play in the heat and sunlight.
      At least you don't have a vial of hrt and programmer socks in that pic.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >massive external battery
      >screen you can barely see outside

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    feels weird to think there won't be another Playstation or Xbox anymore

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >several more months of useless speculation and doomer homosexuals wanting Nintendo to fail
    >autists on famiboards stalking shipments to add fuel to the fire
    Jesus fricking christ.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You don't need a Switch either. Just emulate the few good titles.

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