F-Zero or Super Mario Kart. You can only pick one.

F-Zero or Super Mario Kart.

You can only pick one.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a friendless weirdo so SMK

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      F-Zero because I have zero friends

      Fzero more like Friendzero

      no time for friends when you're going 900km/hr. And if you don't agree then lets settle this at the grand prix

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        based and nofriend pilled. enjoy 15mph school zone racer mario tards

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I am a friendless weirdo, but I also pick Mario. F-Zero started out well but didn't become completely awesome until it went 3D, whereas Mario Kart was awesome from the start.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Atari Karts

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    f to the zero

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SMK is an amazing game once you figure out the drift mechanics.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do I just suck? I recently tried being SMK and F-Zero on 150cc/Expert. Both were hard, but F-Zero felt way more fair. SMK I feel like I learned how to drift decently but I only managed to win through luck
      Also since on subject, that reason is why i prefer F-Zero. I also like L/R drifting.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        SMK is moronicly hard and finicky to play

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    F-Zero because I have zero friends

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Still beats hanging with annoying gays like you

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fzero more like Friendzero

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >You can only pick one
    Nah. I have 4 setups.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    F-Zero.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Once you notice SMK's cheating, you lose all capacity to forgive it. The items, the rubberbanding. Ugh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      F-Zero rubberbanding was much worse.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The cheating the CPU does in F-Zero is unreal. Fox is always first, despite its dogshit acceleration, other cars don't bump into each other unless they're near you, if you throw one outside of the track instead of blowing up it'll just magically fly in, etc.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >rubberbanding
      That never bothered me when I was younger, I found it made it pretty fun and intense and it was very satisfying when you won.
      These days it drives me up the fricking wall.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Hmm is it like grinding in a JRPG, something a kid can accept more easily than an adult can? I was just thinking about how weird it seems that people keep complaining about the rubberband logic in these games, when they're not actually difficult enough for rubberbanding to make them TOO difficult (even on the highest difficulty settings) so all you have to do to deal with it is... win anyway. And what's frustrating about winning? You won, who cares how much they cheated while you were winning? You won anyway!

        But yeah I haven't actually retried the games as an adult, so maybe I'd be annoyed by some aspect of it too if I played today.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    IDK why anyone would even remember F-0, it's ugly, boring and has the worst rubberbanding on the SNES

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    F-Zero blows SMK away.

    Mario Kart 64 blows F-Zero X away.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being wrong on both fronts wtf

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You have 2 iq points and they are both moronic.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    F-Zero is hard as balls so I pick Mario Kart

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >F-Zero is hard as balls
      You might like the casual mode in the upcoming remaster

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Two completely different games. You should compare Mario Kart to Sonic Drift, Street Racer or Atari Karts.
    I don't remember seeing anything similar to F-Zero in the 2D era.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Two completely different games
      no, two completely different games would be Custer's Revenge and The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
      it's okay to compare two games in the same genre, anon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I jacked off to both.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. You can't compare Gran Turismo to Mario Kart 64. It doesn't make any sense, even if they are both racing games.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Those aren't on the same platform. FZ and SMK are. Plus those are two different genres arguably.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Any two things can be compared under any circumstances, always. You aren't in charge of comparison, anon.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Sure, but it doesn't mean it will make any logical sense or bring a relevant discussion.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    F Zero, is that even a question? It still plays like a dream, while MK is incredibly slow and sluggish in comparison and I'd never choose to play it over one of its sequels

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    F-zero. Merio Kart for battle mode with frens

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    street racer

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Super Mario Kart.

    F-Zero is pretty kino, though.

    I still think these 16 bit era racers are better than modern-day racers lol

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pros of F-zero:
    >fun
    >banger OST
    >challenging courses
    >few gimmicks
    >requires skill
    Cons of F-zero:
    >no fricking multiplayer, wtf are you INSANE
    >high learning curve
    >again, no multiplayer, this is honestly super fricked up for a racing game
    >you're supposed to be racing on raised platforms, but the graphics don't give this impression at all

    Pros of SMK:
    >fun
    >eight racers
    >several multiplayer modes
    >items are the best thing ever
    Cons of SMK:
    >some terribly designed tracks
    >items are the worst thing ever
    >"mini"map takes up half the screen

    I think F-Zero is the better video game, but the absence of multiplayer obviously hurts it so much they almost perfectly balance each other out.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Super Mario Kart is unironically deeper and harder to master and a lot comfier

    As much as I love F-Zero X, the 2D ones never really grabbed me besides the music

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    F-Zero is hard at the higher levels but it doesn't make me mad. Super Mario Kart meanwhile makes me want to throw the controller through the TV. It can be infuriating. Way moreso than any of its sequels.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    fzero has great music
    But I prefer throwing items around

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I might be in the minority here but I really like how the SNES F-Zero controls and there was a period of time on the Wii Virtual Console where I was only playing it and nothing else. I still pick it up every now and then to try and go for a completion run. But if we're talking about in the long run I'd pick Super Mario Kart, the tracks have a nicer variety and arguably more complex layouts compared to F-Zero.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I pick F-Zero, it runs smooth as butter while SMK is slow as molasses
    >inb4 muh food analogy
    Yes I know. F-zero is hard because it goes fast. SMK is hard because the controls are jank incarnate. If I have friends coming over we're not playing SMK, we're playing SMK64 or MKDD.

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