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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    When are the mods going to realise the only effective way to counter spam is to range ban the people doing it instantly?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >new sony game comes out
      >10+ threads every 5 minutes
      >this is normal, just the flavor of the moment
      >new game in the X series comes pit
      >10+ threads every 5 minutes
      >this is normal, just the flavor of the moment
      >new nintendo game comes out
      >10+ threads every 5 minutes
      >WHY DONT MODS BAN ALL THIS SPAM

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just ban the threads with the most traffic
      you realize you are moronic right?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      getting rid of american roaches is not that easy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, we should behead all those who dare insult nintendo

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Link isn't a fricking gay icon. He is trying to save the princess. He is a stereotypical ambitious energetic Man. He has straight male energy. His goal is to slay and overcome the enemies and maybe marry the princess at the end. He is quintessentially male. Nothing about him is gay. A bunch of chemically imbalanced trannies and fat ugly bastard NTRgays have tried to manufacture the image he is homosexual or a sissy cuck or some shit, purely their delusional fantasy and has nothing to do with Link as a character.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      relax anon we know, no one takes polygon seriously.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gay dude here, the only time he's ever come close to acting gay was the cartoon, and even then it was just a shit adaptation. Every single game has multiple women lusting after his dick and he seems very cool with that being the case.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I doubt theyve even played botw. Theyre just coomers who have only seen screenshots from the game and fanart.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's not wrong.
    That being said, can't wait for Nintendo to release WWHD and TPHD so normies can see the old formula and wonder what the frick went wrong.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most OOT gays have never touched zelda on NES
    Most Wind Waker nig have never touched Link to the Past

    It's called time, moron, obviously zoomers will start with the newest game

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      its pretty normal to play the older games from a series if you liked the first game from the series youve played.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      BotW almost outsold the rest of the series put together.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    who gets paid to write those articles? and why haven't they been replaced already with machine learning?

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I started playing zelda games in 1993, alttp. I've played most outside of the handhelds, spinoffs and ss.
    I love botw.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only Zelda game I've played was Twilight Princess. It was an ok game. Never understood why so many people treat Zelda like a religion.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Guess I was raised by SEGA which would explain a lot of my flaws.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        If that's true then my relationship with Star Wars perfectly reflects my relationship with my real father.
        >Cool when I'm growing up
        >becomes a leftist homosexual who abandons me during covid
        >we still talk and he is cool sometimes, but ultimately I can't look at him the way I used to.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do fatherless losers project their shame?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Twilight Princess
      dumbass

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is treated like any other game series people like and have faith in to deliver a release that is either at minimum or exceeding a mediocre experience. Obsessive fanboys exist for it like anything else but even if you only played one game in the series figuring out why people probably like it and can get excited for it shouldn't be difficult.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's true. Look at all the nu-Zelda fans on Ganker relentlessly shitting on all the older games.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is worse than kotaku and their "hot ganondorf" bullshit

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a difference between 3D Zelda fans and 2D Zelda fans. They are completely not the same. A 2D Zelda fan can be a 3D Zelda fan, but I've noticed most 3D fans have almost never really touched a 2D Zelda game prior

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Personally I've played the 2D Zelda games because I'm a fan of the series but I don't really enjoy them like the 3D games. They're a different genre and not the same at all.
      Honestly AlttP got fricking mogged by Goof Troop on the Snes as the best Zelda like on the platform, and it was even coop.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        OoT is literally just ALttP in 3D

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes and having to navigate a 3D environments is 1000x more immersive and interesting. I get why people like 2D games but when I got an N64 as a kid I stopped caring for them.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't finish BotW, and I fricking managed to finish Skyward Sword.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, Link is trans now.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      (And that’s a good thing)

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hol up, lemme put on my "I care" face for this twitter shitter screencap. Aight I'm done

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you care about someone's headcanon that doesn't effect you or the game?

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been with the franchise since alttp and I think botw is a fine addition to the series.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Zelda fans before BOTW
    >losers who get the triforce tattooed on their arms and GAMURRR GURRRLSSS
    >Zelda fans after BOTW
    >want to frick Link
    Wow sounds like the post-BOTW fans are cooler.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ugh... video game characters that don't have sex can't be gay because they don't have sex

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How am I supposed to self inserts, bro?

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is right but Links was mocked for being femminine since early zelda.
    People thought he was Zelda too.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zelda has always been a shitty series, get over it

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Take hero from children game
    >HE LIKES ANAL SEX!!!
    >NOOO WE'RE NOT GROOMERS!
    Why are lgbt drones like this?
    Why does everyone see they are mentally ill except themselves?

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