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Make your choice Hijo.
Let's fight the unspeakable.
>badass shotgun priest offering me a life of adventure after guiding me for three games
>some demon's used good who showed up in the last minute that I know next to nothing about
Is John the king of pain?
oh hey, someone saved my memes, feels good
has anyone found the super secret ending that is mentioned on the itchio page?
also did any of you do the marathon mode without dying once?
If manly hasn't gotten it yet, then it doesn't exist.
Guys, I don't think Gary is just a normal human being like you and me...
He's making it rain spiders. That can't be normal, can it?
Humans eat like five spiders a week. Maybe he was just saving those and put them in little nets on the ceiling.
Ok, I can believe that. I guess. But what about his face getting all stretchy and skull-like whenever he gets excited?
John is just crazy.
John blinked. Normal human beings like you and me can be fast runners.
The weird circles of magic? His higher tier followers that float?!
pink blob monsters with stretchy arms?
No, no, that's normal.
he died like a normal bitch
can say that for sure
I'M NOT GOING IN THERE
One of these days you will!
Who's the pink woman in the elevator? I was doing the elevator game after getting both pages but she once appeared when I got to Floor 5 and killed me, then she didn't appear anymore.
Something something urban legend
At least it could have given me an achievement.
she is a reference to the actual elevator game urban legend, she will appear if you screw around in the elevator long enough, typically only if you screw up the sequence and attempt it again without exiting the elevator
A GUN WITH ONE BULLET
We know jack shit about Lisa beyond her being a childhood friend of John's and seemingly both have feelings for each other.
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