FAITH

Make your choice Hijo.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let's fight the unspeakable.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >badass shotgun priest offering me a life of adventure after guiding me for three games
    >some demon's used good who showed up in the last minute that I know next to nothing about
    Hard choice.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is John the king of pain?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      RAIN

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh hey, someone saved my memes, feels good

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    has anyone found the super secret ending that is mentioned on the itchio page?
    also did any of you do the marathon mode without dying once?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If manly hasn't gotten it yet, then it doesn't exist.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, I don't think Gary is just a normal human being like you and me...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Proof?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's making it rain spiders. That can't be normal, can it?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Humans eat like five spiders a week. Maybe he was just saving those and put them in little nets on the ceiling.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ok, I can believe that. I guess. But what about his face getting all stretchy and skull-like whenever he gets excited?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              John is just crazy.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The teleporting?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                John blinked. Normal human beings like you and me can be fast runners.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The weird circles of magic? His higher tier followers that float?!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                pink blob monsters with stretchy arms?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, no, that's normal.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he died like a normal bitch
      can say that for sure

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'M NOT GOING IN THERE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One of these days you will!

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who's the pink woman in the elevator? I was doing the elevator game after getting both pages but she once appeared when I got to Floor 5 and killed me, then she didn't appear anymore.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Something something urban legend

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least it could have given me an achievement.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she is a reference to the actual elevator game urban legend, she will appear if you screw around in the elevator long enough, typically only if you screw up the sequence and attempt it again without exiting the elevator

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A GUN WITH ONE BULLET

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We know jack shit about Lisa beyond her being a childhood friend of John's and seemingly both have feelings for each other.

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