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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Let's fight the unspeakable.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >badass shotgun priest offering me a life of adventure after guiding me for three games
    >some demon's used good who showed up in the last minute that I know next to nothing about
    Hard choice.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is John the king of pain?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      RAIN

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    oh hey, someone saved my memes, feels good

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    has anyone found the super secret ending that is mentioned on the itchio page?
    also did any of you do the marathon mode without dying once?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If manly hasn't gotten it yet, then it doesn't exist.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, I don't think Gary is just a normal human being like you and me...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Proof?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He's making it rain spiders. That can't be normal, can it?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Humans eat like five spiders a week. Maybe he was just saving those and put them in little nets on the ceiling.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Ok, I can believe that. I guess. But what about his face getting all stretchy and skull-like whenever he gets excited?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              John is just crazy.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The teleporting?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                John blinked. Normal human beings like you and me can be fast runners.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The weird circles of magic? His higher tier followers that float?!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                pink blob monsters with stretchy arms?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No, no, that's normal.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he died like a normal b***h
      can say that for sure

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'M NOT GOING IN THERE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      One of these days you will!

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who's the pink woman in the elevator? I was doing the elevator game after getting both pages but she once appeared when I got to Floor 5 and killed me, then she didn't appear anymore.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Something something urban legend

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        At least it could have given me an achievement.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      she is a reference to the actual elevator game urban legend, she will appear if you screw around in the elevator long enough, typically only if you screw up the sequence and attempt it again without exiting the elevator

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A GUN WITH ONE BULLET

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We know jack shit about Lisa beyond her being a childhood friend of John's and seemingly both have feelings for each other.

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