>fantasy vidya
>Different races
>Instant pick elves
You too right?
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>fantasy vidya
>Different races
>Instant pick elves
You too right?
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Only low test males play elves
liking elve ears correlates with liking dicks, it's like they have 2 dicks in their face
Liking elve ears correlates with liking breasts, its like they have 2 hard nipples in their face
if you like nipples that protrude like missiles then you're gay too
machinegun jubblies are not gay
Girls already have 5 dicks on each hand. It's disgusting.
hands are not a visual focus point but if they are for you then I got bad news
Of course
It's the white man's choice
you will never be white
I don't think I could be whiter if I tried because I never leave the house
Hispanic spotted
He has a point tho, 90% of elves are white.
yet those last 10% of elves are literally the best type of elf to ever grace us.
nothing is better than the Eastern Dark Elf resident to the Eroge.
>Dwarf
>no shirt
>dualwield axe
gaming time
>Elf
>bow with rainbow tracer
>gimp suite
gaymen time
these days it feels like a good 60% of dwarves are played by people desperately trying to convince themselves they're still straight
>instant pick human
Unlike you freaks, i'm comfortable with who I am.
Nah you're just boring or even worse a self inserting gay
>NOOOO YOU HAVE TO BE THE HALF ELF WITH ONE SILVER EYE AND ONE PURPLE EYE OR YOURE BORING
you're boring too homosexual
>everyone else pics freak-shit races
>only one guy picks a human
>NOO YOURE BORING YOU HAVE TO BE LIKE ALL OF US
Nice try, halfling. You will never be a full-blooded tall human, shortie
mmmmmmmmnope thats escapism.
first I always go for a beast race like Lizardman then Halfling/Dwarf.
IF those arent available then I just do human RED WARRIOR.
>first playthrough pick human because don't know what other races' deal is
>subsequent playthroughs play humans because they're the best
Same
>new game
>first character is human man
>don't customize character at all
>hit random name if able too
>playthrough as default character
she looks like she enjoys the company of melanated gentlemen tbh
>You too right?
I usually pick dwarf.
I normally pick gnome or whatever shortest race there is.
especially if the females have oversized breasts. 25% of their body mass is a good start.
based
She stuck that in her ass afterwards.
please tell me she has a penis
Kazakhstan
like every other pic on the internet nowadays is some prostitute's advertisement for her OF. As expected, this one is no different.
I wish we would have state founded death squads that killed every single prostitute and their simps so we could go back to jerking off to anime and focus on making the world a better place
>nooooo you cant just make over 6 figures a year as a self employed entrepreneur
>you HAVE to put in 16 hour days at university, working and studying while going 50k into debt
>entrepreneur
being a pimp's prostitute is not being that
>women want equal rights
>women want out of harems
>they generally get both
>the pretty ones realize wtf eww I don't want to work
>the bawds pick what harems they go to, ignoring the other 85% males
>the internet bawds make per year what the top men make per year, by being eye candy
>half of those 85% males don't dare complain otherwise their dating chances evaporate
Anons, "fairness" is an elven concept, that is to say, completely fictional unless applied by an arbitrary force.
Sos the exoncomy, pseud. Doesn’t mean they money they’re drowning in isn’t real
>self employed entrepreneur
Tell that to the 2 million other people doing the exact same thing to try and make enough money to move out of their 3rd world thatch hut lmao
>Being a cum tribute for random strangers on onlyfans is being a "Self employed entrepreneur"
That made me giggle a little bit, thanks for the laughs. Truly a woman moment.
damn Vaas easy on those pies
It is, by definition. You can not respect it and make an argument why other shouldn’t, but it’s still true.
It's amazing to me how much words basically mean nothing post-twitter.
I'm not condemning her for wanting to be fap material, I'm a man, I like pretty women myself and she should absolutely post more onlyfans fap material, but it's just funny to me that you want it to be treated the same as a respectable job by wording it as a fancier "Self employed entrepreneur" to legitimize it on a subconscious level beyond "camprostitute", like you want me to treat it with the same respect as a job you have to actually acquire a skillset for instead of being simply born into with looks good enough to qualify. That's just simply funny to me, cause that's never going to happen. You can berate me for thinking this, but it won't ever change how I, and many other people feel about that. I will always call it what it is: "Camwhoring".
It's like how even if you somehow made it illegal to say "Prostitute" instead of "Sex worker" I'm always going to think "Prostitute." You can force me to say "Self employed entrepreneur" but I will always think "Camprostitute", and there's just simply nothing you can do about that.
What makes a job respectable? Being a prostitute is no more or less respectable than someone that lugs rocks for a living. It's a fricking job, means to make ends.
Having to study and acquire a skillset that, even if you were the ugliest motherfricker on the planet, makes you valuable.
Being a prostitute has a requirement that you are either pretty enough to get someone hard or can appeal to someone's fetishes well enough which would make your job more niche but it's still appearance based, like if you were fat and simply appealed to architectposters as a result.
A part of onlyfans work I actually do legitimately respect as an actual job is cosplaying assuming these women are making the costumes themselves, you need stitching skills to create costumes and an eye for makeup and even artistic detail to some degree. That's respectable, not whoring yourself for people to cum to, because that's a marketable skill you can carry outside of being a cum tribute yourself, since say you decide to retire one day as a camprostitute, you can provide your skills to other camprostitutes who don't have that clothing creation skill.
SEEEEEEEEEE...
....EEEEELUT. It's only fun when they're innocent to what they're doing to guys.
which prostitute is this? So i can pirate her pictures and make her lose millions
Honestly I’ve just assumed it was a dude all this time. The internet has kinda ruined me that any woman being too cute is a trap
I’m kinda relieved she apparently has proof otherwise
this is someone's daughter
https://twitter.com/boopy__snoop
I am going to die alone cursing existence.
>getting depressed over some skinny bawd
get a grip on yourself
Nah, ususally pick human and go monk or barbarian.
I like martials.
That's a man.
Source?
Half-elf for me
>fantasy vidiya with generic tolkienshit races
>don't waste my time on it
Whys that dude wearing a dress
Why not?
>white
>human
>sword and board
>lawful good
Yup it's gaming time
>Sword and board.
>Not using a club.
Loose that sword and its expensive to replace, a big stick does the same damage.
>literally has womb tattoo
well atleast its not a gay
ugly skinny b***h looks like a skinny man
Please tell me that's a man
women are disgusting
>women are disgusting
>likes men that look like women
Doesn't make sense
the bulge makes the difference
So it's the pussy that makes women disgusting?
that and their personality
You should know femboys and women are almost imseparable from their personalities. God I hate femboys, wish I had never talked to one to keep up the illusion.
you should've raped him.
imagine not liking this
my condolences
Ahh yes, such a healthy mind and a good personality there!
you're a mentally ill homosexual so you're not really the one to talk about a "healthy mind"
You just see her as frick toy though.
I'm not a gay but I still hate women
Kys
nothing compares to the pure love of a sweet kind adoring boy. his soft body as he cuddles up to you, his cheerful personality that blooms with every year and undying infatuation. even when he grows older and turns into a man he will still give you companionship, keeps fit and healthy and shares interests and hobbies with you. I am not hating on straight guys who are into women but you truly do not understand the beauty of a real homosexual relationship. and I know that a lot of gays are deviants and addicted to lust which I find deeply disgusting but if you find that kind of guy you truly have eternal bliss
homosexuals who are attracted to boys tend to be child molesters a lot of the time, just saying
we were all younger ones anon
yeah I know, that's how homosexuals reproduce, by molesting children
So the issue lies with fathers not protecting their family?
yes, I have a bisexual friend who got raped by one of his uncles, he didn't give me the specific details but I can only imagine that it happened because his father was careless
you sound bitter and hateful. I pray for your soul anon
>I pray for your soul anon
>says the homosexual lusting after boys who will most likely rape one in the future
lol you're going to hell
my husband and I have been together for 14 years. married for almost 9. I love him very much and dont want to be with or rape anyone. every single post of yours is dripping with insecurity and hate. I suggest to find some inner peace or you might not have a very happy life anon
>you shouldn't hate homosexuals because... YOU JUST SHOULDN'T OKAY!?
nah I'll continue despising gays, also how's that prolapsed anus? must suck having to wear diapers
What religion?
catholic
I thought they didn't allow homos.
they do not. no church service for us but that's okay
Why do you serve a God that condemns your sexuality? Makes no sense.
I don't believe god does, but the church. I have mostly pleasant experiences with my church and the community though so I can't be too mad at it. it's not important anyway and I don't begrudge it. real marriage being only between man and woman seems fair to me.
Why wouldn't he condemn it?
because god loves all of us even the sinners
That doesn't answer the question. Even if God still loves the murderer it doesn't make murder less of a sin, does it now? So why wouldn't he condemn homosexuality?
>want to say that christcuck shit is fiction for brainlets
>know that I will get banned for saying that because there's a tradcath larper Hispanic janny about
I am going to say it anyway. Of all religions only the abrahamic ones try to control love affairs of human beings. They are tools for population control and not spiritual fulfillment. If you truly are a moronic caveman that wants to be religious, at least pick something that will actually enrich your life instead of worshiping pedophile stoners.
Allow a fellow christgay to shed some light because its currently a matter of debate and will continue to be so.
Old Testament once condemned it as "man shall not lie with man for that is an abomination" but that translation has been contested for a long time.
The wording used was vague and its currently argued that the passage reads "man shall not lie with boy, for that is an aboimination" as a comdeming of molesting boys (but girls weren't people yet so that's okay Old Testament).
Meanwhile you have the story of Jesus talking about the three eunuchs. The word being used to refer to men with no penis, various forms of priests that chose celibacy (when convenient) and was also a way of talking about a homosexual without calling them a homosexual.
Think "confirmed bachelor".
The more significant version of that would be big J saying that in the case of the three eunuchs, God loves each. Since he is God he would know.
Doesn't detract that a lot of the bible was written to the times and parts were added longer still after the death of Christ.
This has been info with Anon, google is your friend because I can't be fricked looking for the source.
well said
bussy > pussy
beautiful pussy that will one day conceive my child > disgusting shithole full of worms and stds
>your child
;o
men are better women imagine what fun things you could do with him because his brain is male compared to having a boring vapid female
The issue with women isn't their appearance but their soul. It's the same reason why guys like monster girls, ate least the monster is on the outside.
I haven't saved the original pic but there was a guy asking why don't men like monster girls and the 1000 reply post was "they do, they are called straight women"
I'd like to know what specific type of douchebaggery made this guy not only pull the original Duke from sales, but still keep the prototype in a company safe
No I instantly pick the beast race (male) OwO
>nostril piercing
it depends on the setting. whatever looks the most fun to me. usually it ends up being short people.
that's a man
I play as human Male warrior and my harem consist of females of every other race, sometimes their brothers too
Oy vey thats a man
Whats the appeal aside from the game mechanic that sometimes it has?
Why'd it explode?
You are shorting mains voltage with the scissor blade.
Cutting a live wire with metal. Why? yes why? did it explode ... American education system 10/10. Yes you f a g
begone ESL
>doesn't actually explain it
If you don't know why act like a smug homosexual
>taking the expression "cutting the cord" literally
Gotta love when idiots make a example out of themselves
Sorry, I don’t play as the living
neither do i.
36 years without female touch. I will achieve lichdom soon boys
No, I always pick human male Death Knight and romance the big titty elf girl.
>every girl looks like boopy, belle delphine or some jailbait
What magic makeup do they put on and why are they all so similar
photoshop
Kardashian tutorials have been a thing since 2016. The female market has been irreparably damaged by this trend.
I pick the child race because cute and funny
no
i pick the largest human race, and set the height to max
it represents me irl
I play dorf. Dorf is good. I can relate to the struggles of short, hairy men.
NOPE i AM not a homosexual.
>Race:Human
>Sex:Male
>Class:Warrior
Yep...time to adventure!
Bet hers dicks as long and greasy as that food
love elf
You know you've spent too much time in this shithole when this picture makes you think of Travis Corndog
Girls arms are so funny looking. Like little noodles
try calling this a noodle
she could work out my noodle
life is good
>skinny legs
she has a firm ass though
Implants does that
Miss Wexler! What you are wearing at the court room is indecent!
Who's the woman? Her skin is beautiful
emma hartley
Made to be showered in piss weekly, even though she preffers to drink from the tap while looking up because women with self-worth will do anything to keep a partner that has self-worth, despite what the media and the suicidally-hypocritical society may scream in your ears
This, why do you think gay people were called gay? The joy of not having to deal with women
>pissgay
frick off
Don't you mean "piss off"
kek
shut up randy pitchford
CARLOS!
Have a good time getting a divorce after 1 year because your sex life will be dead and buried
God I really want to disect and remove her muscles with a scalpel
She is like 5'4. Still noodles abeit slightly thicker noodles
of course!
Has anyone seen her only fans? Does she do full frontal nudity or any sex with others? I don’t want to waste ten bucks and find out it’s all artsy cosplay posing
>Does she do full frontal nudity or any sex with others?
Nope. Looking at it now and it's just poses while censoring/covering nipples.
>I don’t want to waste ten bucks
>ever paying at all
We're in the internet era. Everything's free unless you're a pleb.
No.
>human
>male
>fighter
?t=27
No, I'm not a homosexual.
>elves
This thread goes very hard.
Greetings from Kazakhstan
>thread shilling a only fans account on front page for hours
>she doesn't even get nude
I always pick elf because i'm better than you gays and i know it. Now get your orcBlack person hands off that sword before i relief your shoulders from your head.
based knife-ears putting the mace-face subrace in their place
why aren't there more games with brown elves?
Elven Women are only attracted to human men and hide it behind a sense of duty to their people and the fact that they have a genetic predisposition to be tsunderes
I'm just picking the human and the sword
No anon!
Choose the fist and trancend your mortal body!
Humans aren't that frail in combat like elves, aren't that slow like dwarves, aren't that bulky like orcs and have stamina to either hit and run or to pursue prey like a terminator
combine that with a sword and you can out-nig most enemies
You won't be running your mouth like that when me az catches you umgi.
>be smart specimen of jobber race
>realize most of your race are moronic
>only options in life are to live in mud hut or join some """neutral""" organization
I wonder how many orc dads left to get milk and instead joined the Argent Dawn or such
I'm nor an urk you wazzock. This grudge will be settled
>gets 100 lads
>diverts river
>if a dwarf screams deep inside a mountain, and no one heard, were they there to begin with?
Perhaps you should let this one slide, stout one
Thanks for the water flow to power our marvelous works of engineering umgi, you might just be okay after all
>orc
>barbarian
>axe
>max str min charisma
its gaming time
>You too right?
Of course. The best race.
Anyone who hates on Elves is either illiterate or just stupid.
HURRR DURRR MY MIND IS SO BORING I HAVE TO BE HUMAN BC IM HUMAN IRL DURRRR I CANT EXPECT THINGS USING IMGINATION I GOTTA HAVE A ONE TO ONE PRESENTATION OF ME!!!
If there are no racial reactions and the model isn't funny or interesting I have no reason to play anything else
Play better games, your post reflects more on yourself
Imagine having a gf like this
FUUUUUUUCK
if my gf tried to drag me to a cringefest like that I'd shoot her in the head
>girl likes you
>has no idea what to do besides shopping because she's a woman and she never cared to learn what any other boy likes
>goes to a geek festival
My dude, give them a chance
nah frick her and her corndog
Why do you want to frick a corndog? That's hella gay
just have sex with me and go away. it's not that hard to be a good gf
Just jerk off at that point
I'd rather jerk off than suffer some derpy annoying elf b***h
I am but its annoying to clean up after
homie renaissance festivals are fun as shit. Usually some neat performances and hot chicks dressed up like it's halloween (aka like bawds) and everyone is drunk or high on something having a good time.
elves can sucks my big green wiener
im so fricking lonely
how do guys achieve this?
just be tall and handsome
ITS LITERALLY THAT EASY GOSH
>tall
>am 5'11
>handsome
>hahahahahahahaha
Great so I'm fricked.
Yeah, on both parts. Sorry my dude
Not too surprised.
just stop worrying about it then. it will free you. pretty girls are for handsome dudes. either date an ugly chick or stop thinking about it.
>5'11 is not tall
do you live in scandinavia or something?
>5'11 is not tall
anon...I
at 5'11" if you live anywhere outside of scandinavia you tower over 99% of women, if you told them you were 7 foot tall they would believe you
most 15 year old boys will tower over YOU and no woman will ever take you serious
yeah sure man, continue believing shit you see in social media
I see them on the bus and train every day
you sure do man, it's definitely not just your insecurities
I despise manlets
ugly hoe
she looks like a prostitute
That’s a fricking troony, isn’t it? I’m so fricking tired of these degenerates.
I’m a dwarfigger. Dwigger? I pick dwarves.
Nah i always pick the horsewiener!
For me, it's the furry adjacent race.
Give me catgirls, kitsune, etc.
I pray that the height obsession on this site is not serious, but I know it is.
I'm a 5'8" PeruANO and I never understood the height insecurity. People act like they were persecuted over it. I saw it on Ganker like over a decade ago by now and I thought it was a meme until I went to other places online and realized people really *are* insecure about it.
Undead or robot for me
god I wish elves were real so I could go down in history as the man that genocided the elves out of existence.
Yes I pick the elf that I would like to FRICK.
Sexually, I mean of course.
I pick whatever race has the cutest girls.