farmbros, how we feeling?

farmbros, how we feeling?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >morons
    man fuck off

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fibby bippy

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it's fun

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How is it?
    It looks super comfy but I’m broke right now.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    meh, nowhere as good as Stardew Valley.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      as much as I respect ape, I never for the life of me could get into stardew. it's just too ugly

      Can you have wife and children in there?

      not as far as I know. we know nothing about the dlc packs, but I doubt it tbh. fae farm doesn't emphazise romance or the NPCs in general. but I personally never gave a fuck about that aspect in farming games

      Just a glance at this image tells me this is a chud game

      it has 4 body types (2 slim male, female / 2 fat male, female), pronouns options (which are NEVER used in game lmao) and voice options. the NPCs are gender neutral in english? dunno about other languages but you can clearly tell their gender based on their looks. you can romance everybody.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        starvalley is ugly, but this isnt to you? Look at that complete lack of soul on those faces.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          the character design is not for everybody you are absolutely right. I fucking love fairies and fairy stuff, so I dig it. but the magical environments and decorations are really pretty in my opinion.

          you didn't anwser the question, slave. Now obey.

          senpai, I'm with you on that. I didn't buy it because of that account stuff. but knowing I can play it solo without it works for me, as I don't even like playing farming games with others. Just pirate it, somebody ITT already posted the link. I personally wait for a sale because I just don't like to pirate, maybe I'm autistic.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            you have low standards anon

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >french can into sexy art
              >can't into games
              Waven is shit.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Waven is kinda interesting as a cardgame, but I cant see it holding my attention for very long.

                if it wasn't a MMO, sure

                yeah, though even in Wakfu you can just focus on farming even if its in a public place or in your haven bag.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can you have wife and children in there?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Looked shitty

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just a glance at this image tells me this is a chud game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, there is one chud as a romanceable option in the game. 3 males + 2 females + one chud and romance is shiet.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >4 dudes a sheboon and an uggo
        the very definition of a gay game

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >4 morons on the main marketing material
    thats gonna be a NOPE from me.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is it out?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      For few days already, check your local torrent tracker.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        its gaymin time

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      For few days already, check your local torrent tracker.

      https://steamrip.com/fae-farm-free-download/

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    More like Gayfarm

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    40 bucks for a DS looking game?

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Okay that is unacceptable, a moron fairy?
    Trash woke game forsure

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >3 guys to marry, 2 girls and 1 "non binary"
    >cant built relationships at all with non-marriageable npcs
    >romance starts automatically if you talk to the marriageable npcs, can't refuse them
    Fuck off with this retardation

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Can't refuse them
      That's literally rape.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Come home straight man

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I played a rune factory on switch and man that game was so fucking boring. the dungeons are barebones and the farming too. finished the game but couldn't get married lol. shit game franchise.

      here are some farm games to look forward to:
      https://store.steampowered.com/app/2142790/Fields_of_Mistria/
      literally a sailor moon farming game where you can date ryoga from ranma 1/2

      https://store.steampowered.com/app/2209900/Moonlight_Peaks/
      this game is gonna be the best animal crossing alternative on pc we can get. it has all the hallmarks with all the decoration stuff and romance too. I can't fucking wait. demo is gonna be out soon.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i mean, its the best the genre has to offer still

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I played a rune factory on switch and man that game was so fucking boring
        Lemme guess, you played 5 (AKA the game that ruined the the whole series)

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I played the one with the dragon e-boi, can't remember the number it had. I finished it, but STILL could not get married, because you have to make them 100 gifts or dunno wtf. lost interest after the credits and just gave up. not marrying in RL and in-game for me I guess.

          you have low standards anon

          bruh, if the japs make a fairy farming game I'm gonna buy it for sure

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            if you mean pic related, thats not Japanese. its French.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              yeah, wakfu is an MMO and I don't like them in general. I would love a japanese animal crossing game with cute fairies. one can dream

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                id rather play a farm game made by ankama, personally. Japs typically cannot resist cramming in tired tropes.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                if it wasn't a MMO, sure

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >fields of mistria
        Seems like yet another chud mystery meat game, but if this cutie can be married then I'm interested

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          they are all hot af. I swear to god if they put a chud flag in the game like they did with moonstone island, I'm gonna go insane. I just have to play sailor moon harvest

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >chudstone island
            Gaiana looks hot as hell but the rest of the portraits are vile, might pirate it just for her.

            Sick, honestly has a lot of cuties. Pink hair dark skin is top tier so Adeline interests me toon
            Hayden looks like a bro too. Anyway it's 2024 so it's still a while away

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous
  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >body types A, body type A(fat), body type B, body type B(fat)
    >pronouns
    >character selection changes voice at the end
    And the rest is the same hot garbage as every indi farming game.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, too busy playing farming games without moron-fairies.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm waiting for the TRUE animal crossing killer.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      OP here, I'm waiting so long for this game. it doesn't even have a steam page and honestly I doubt it will even be on steam. looks like a all style no substance game. they are good at making the animals cute as they are a toy producer but I dunno about the game tbh. hope it's gonna be good though.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Lol

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe this is an actual thing that happened. Jesus Christ.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Requires 3rd-Party Account: Phoenix Labs Account
    Why?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you only need it for online play (coop / visiting other people's islands), because it's crossplay. if you play solo you don't need an account.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you didn't anwser the question, slave. Now obey.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Stop asking questions. Just fill out your personal information for them, bigot

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This feels pretty expensive for a Dewlike

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      this is the only thing holding me back from buying. and many say it has quite some bugs, devs are working to fix them but still. also pretty scummy to let the players pay for dlc we know nothing about in advance. how much will they cost without deluxe? 15 each? or even more? I don't like not knowing what I am getting myself into, so I have to wait on it but I have nothing to play at the moment and would like to try it out.. the struggle is real

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >game is free
      >expensive
      Que?

  22. 1 week ago
    Santa Claus

    Why do people play those games?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      OP here they are comfy and cozy

      • 1 week ago
        Santa Claus

        Isn't the point of games to do stuff you can't really do in real life like going on an epic adventure, immersing yourself into a fictional world, etc?
        You can perfectly have a garden and grow crops in real life.
        And there is no challenge to the game either so you don't get into the "flow zone" like in Dark Souls.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >like in Dark Souls.
          Everytime.
          Thanks for killing videogames 'every game should be reddit souls' shitter.

          • 1 week ago
            Santa Claus

            But in Dark Souls you can do things that you can't in real life:
            Have legendary battles with massive bosses while never having to worry brain damage, paralysis and dismemberment, which you might get from a real life fight.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              literal autism and not the good kind, leave now

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >no challenge
          >dark souls
          I hate you newfags. gaming is not only about le difficulty. gaming is about LUDO and that can be many things, zoomzoom. being creative, exploring worlds, managing items/time schedules etc etc. you are pathetic if you think le gaming is only goysouls

          • 1 week ago
            Santa Claus

            But when you get good at a hard game, you enter the Flow Zone.
            And hard games predate Zoomers all the way to contra and Punch Out.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >worshipping BBC
    >telling others to go back to their cuckboard
    Good one, anon.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Any actual farming games itt? Someone mentioned Rune Factory 3, which is a great game, but I already played it and the two before it. I'm tired of Stardew but I'd love something styled similarly.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://store.steampowered.com/app/1432860/Sun_Haven/
      this is on sale right now and supposed to be good

      https://store.steampowered.com/app/1657630/Slime_Rancher_2/
      is not a classic farming game but really fun and cute

      https://store.steampowered.com/app/1084600/My_Time_at_Sandrock/
      many like this one, too

      https://store.steampowered.com/app/1062520/Dinkum/
      this is a lot like animal crossing but australia. only downside is the looks

      https://store.steampowered.com/app/1158160/Coral_Island/
      this one I played myself on launch and didn't like it. was interested for the ocean stuff but it was utterly barebones.

      most farming games I personally look forward to are not out yet.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Weighing in on those I've played in case anyone is looking for opinions:
        Sun Haven is good, but somehow not as good as Stardew despite having more features. I don't know why, by all rights I should like it more but I simply don't. I still put 100 hours into it though.

        Sandrock is fantastic. Not a farming game but it feels the same. Play Portia first though because the QoL improvements in Sandrock will make it hard to go back (mainly the fact that you can use items from your storage to complete quests/build things in Sandrock but you need them in your inventory in Portia which can be a nightmare if your storage boxes aren't highly organized).

        Dinkum sucks but I also think Animal Crossing sucks so if you like the latter you'll probably like the former. I'm really bad at design and it's the sort of game where designing your village is the main focus. As someone who can only do commieblocks it really wasn't for me.

        Has anyone played Roots of Pacha? It's on sale right now.

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