Farmchads, I humbly request your presence in this thread to discuss how good we're eating lately.

Farmchads, I humbly request your presence in this thread to discuss how good we're eating lately.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Stardew Valley 1.6 soon
    >all this
    Farmchads we can't stop winning

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Stardew Valley 1.6 soon
      uh is that actually happening? I thought he would be busy making the chocolate game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >android still never gets update

      looking forward to the shitshow when it's removed from the play store lol

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you WILL work on a farm
    >you WILL raise cute animals
    >you WILL date a faithful sweet small town girl
    >you WILL have a baby together
    >you WILL be happy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wording unclear, is the town small or the girl

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        11/10 doujin.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sauce of the pic?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Found it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this is not as sweet as it appears

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why did she do it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this is not as sweet as it appears

        Why did she do it?

        nothing wrong with Big sister - Little brother sibling bonding experience

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why did she do it?

        I'M YOUR GOD NOW

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's the sauce bros?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Artist is Carradine

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why are people saying it was too much? That was amazing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >e-boi japanese artist comes up with a story about americans on the frontier having incestual sex
        huh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >own land
      >own house
      >heterosexual marriage
      >reproducing
      Globohomo fags on suicide watch.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you WILL raise on a farm
      >you WILL date cute animals
      >you WILL be a faithful sweet small town girl
      >you WILL raise a baby together
      >you WILL work happy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >raise twice
        fucking soiled it anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a baby
      At least 4

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fucking prods can't do anything right, minimum 10 kids.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >live in area that use to have women like this
        >California migration ensues the past several years
        >they either move away or turn into hyper city liberals who only want a quick fling
        Oh how I wish I had confidence and a good financial situation back then

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Chase after those woman who are worth it. those are the same woman who chivalry isn't dead for. never lose hope and work on yourself!! God bless you. I'm also sure 's plenty of wife material still where you're at anon, you just gotta put yourself out there!! and YOU can shit test woman too, dont forget that, weed out the ones who belong to the STEETS!! God speed!!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you are morally obligated to kidnap, beat, rape, artificially inseminate, force to give birth and then immediately ritually slaughter c*liformoron "women" the moment you become aware of them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        most of the time I feel fine not pursuing any sort of relationship but then I see something like this and it gives my horrible evolved brain a spark of desire before I remember it's just not the life I was meant for

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bruh if she's posting Mommy videos of herself online she's probably insane

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If we can't have this, why should anyone else? rise up, clowns, unironically

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you're going to have to try harder than that to radicalize me fed

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nta/g but friendly reminder that “rising up” doesn’t have to involve violence

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              what am I supposed to do, picket outside town hall demanding government-assigned girlfriends?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there no reason to rise anymore, best to lay back and enjoy the rots

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sit down gay, if you "can't" have that it's just because you didn't work enough on your life.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but what can you work on to make it attainable? I want to be normal but being malformed by childhood abuse + lack of socialization + autism into being an alien makes it fucking torture to talk to women. I know just B urself doesn't work so if you have actual advice go ahead

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I said you didn't work hard enough. Past tense. You fucked up, better luck next time. Sit down.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah and I said NTA so you don't browse here often enough to know what NTA means and therefore all of your posts are invalid and I don't give a fuck what you have to say anymore
                stick a revolver in your mouth gay

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You asked me for advice and I replied to you, gay. I don't care that you're not the other anon, my reply applies to you both and all the other "waaah waaahhhhh women don't look at me waahhhh" manlets.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                NTA is not common Ganker lingo, outside of a few /vg/ threads it's mostly reddit and twitter speak.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why would Reddit or Twitter say "not that anon"?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's "nothing to add" not "not that anon"
                I made that mistake at first as well

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Go look through the archive
                You can see it's used constantly here you fucking idiot

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This video makes me envious and angry
        Now I understand what garden gnomes feel when looking at european civilization

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the one that got me was some woman giving her kid a haircut
        she looked so happy caring for her child and she was cute

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a baby
      how about a starting 11

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you WILL have a baby together
      But I want to have a dozen of them, just like people used to have.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't these games mainly for middle aged urban women though? lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, they're for teenage girls and young women.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, they're for teenage girls and young women.

        maybe the ones with just farming but real farmchads have games that balance slow comfy farming with combat

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Playing Harvest Moon and Animal Crossing almost got me laid

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          well tell us the story

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sure, give me 3D or at least decent graphics cause you look like shitty terraria

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NO I DON'T WANT THAT
      I WANT TO WAGESLAVE MY LIFE TO MEGA CORPORATION, RENT A POD, EAT ARTIFICIALY BUG AND BE HAPPY

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Grab the Hoe, anon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Get in the fields. Now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In reality you'll mostly be removing weeds

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you WILL date a faithful sweet small town girl
      That's where your whole schizo fantasy fell apart as if you bitter gays could attract something more than chiggers on your tick infested weed riddled yard you call a "farm"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        who hurt you?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yep

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Excited for Harvestella
    Hope Fae Farm or whatever is called comes to PC so I can play with friends.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Installing Harvestella demo as we speak. Really interested in it.

      >Stardew Valley 1.6 soon
      uh is that actually happening? I thought he would be busy making the chocolate game

      Yeah. It's nothing huge, just some new content. Game already feels really solid as is.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Harvestella
      no marriage in game, apparently
      will pirate it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Excited for Harvestella
        Hope Fae Farm or whatever is called comes to PC so I can play with friends.

        Installing Harvestella demo as we speak. Really interested in it.

        [...]
        Yeah. It's nothing huge, just some new content. Game already feels really solid as is.

        Have they confirmed no marriage?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many of you "Hurr durr abandon society and work in a farm" morons have actually worked, let alone LIVED near one?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My entire lift till 15, i think about the farm all the time and miss it. These games help me feel like I’m back home.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we rented a house on a farm when I was a kid, used to work there during summers after I'd grown up a bit and we moved

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had 60 chickens once in my backyard but parents gave them away.
      I've also grown pumpkins, cucumbers and a variety of peppers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had a farm in my house around the 2010's we stopped it to build a pool, cope harder you moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn dude how many acres is your pool? Must cost a fortune to maintain.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't grow plants for shit, but I live on a property where I currently raise horses, and I used to raise chickens. Bokumono isn't about abandoning society anyway.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I helped a lot as a child with gardening and livestock. Now I have my own garden, fruit trees and a lot of unused space that I'm planning on using somehow

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both of my grandparents raised chickens and had a small farm, I would like to do the same and become as self-sufficient as possible.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Raised on one until my parents joined the army, now I got some chickens and some tomatoes, cucumbers, lettuce, and corn.
      Only one track each though. More a garden than a real farm.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how do you sell your stuff?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We have a flea market set up in the field near the local mini mart/gas station.
          Can buy a full set of groceries on the cheap every Wednesday from the farmers, cuts of venison from the hunters, some black folks sell clothes with art printed on it or airbrushed paintings, and a couple has a nice orchard and will have peaches, pears, and pecans.
          All of them are good people.
          As for me, eggs sell well since I have enough hens to undercut grocers, crops sell pretty good too, but is season dependent.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >lay the eggs and do all the work
            >humans swoop in and take everything we produce for $0.00 in return
            I'm thinking we should unionize

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You get to eat fresh crickets, shut up

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                if I ever figure out how to open the door on this coop we're going to break your fucking legs

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >feed
              >cracked corn
              >crushed oyster shell and limestone
              >multi level home
              >heating lamps and insulation for the winter
              >24 hour security
              >medical treatments
              >medicine
              >$0.00 in return
              I'm taking rent you ungrateful foodstuff.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've always wondered how farmers have stock all year around so people can buy groceries. Because once you harvest crops they have to grow again and that takes time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SEETHING urbamoron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I grew up on one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Half of my family lives in bumfuck nowhere and raises, and I've done my share of yardwork, not pussy shit like planting flowers in soft soil, but actual landscaping, in the heat, and with dry dirt.

      Fuck off

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i moved piles of dirt from point A to point B, so I’m just better than you OK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >urbanite doesnt realize huge amounts of Ganker are and have always been from the country

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You exaggerate, it’s a minority.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is that why they post on Ganker all day, because they have nothing else to do and no one to talk to irl?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      garden gnomes FEAR the indoor chicken farmer...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        chickenbros I knew we'd make it through the winter somehow

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        holy based what games do they play

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mort the Chicken

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine the stench.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me, I live a village

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I grew up in Montana and used to help some of my friends families with their ranch out in Drummond

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like half the people angry replying to this post are just talking about having gardens

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How many of you "Hurr hurr fight for Strangereal and shoot down MiGs" morons have actually flown military jets, let alone LIVED near one?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have to realize that modern Ganker has a lot of third worlders. The vast majority of Americans and Euros who talk about this sort of stuff are LARPing but there's a ton of posters from places like Brazil where growing up on a farm is still very common.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i have no desire to be a trucker OR live in eur*pe but euro truck simulator 2 is kino as fuck

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SEETHING urbamoron

      I come from a medium-sized upper class suburban town 50 miles from a major city. There were still a lot of farms in town when I was born but now there's only a few. Where do I stand in the urbanfag vs ruralfag slapfight?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're just a fag, man.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The real endgame is retiring early, buying a farm and exploiting farmhands for maximum countryside comfort.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, like all forms of work I hate it. Vidya is nice because its fantasy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have, it's fuckin shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Had a garden at home and hunt and fish often. Want ot buy my own land but its expensive as hell saving up for SOMETHING.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >knew a guy like this
      >he moves to live on a farm
      >ends up staying inside all day on his PC
      he’s probably ITT larping like he did any work too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe people want to take the path less traveled or think their current urban jobs suck? Have you ever thought of that, moron?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which of today's farmin games are promising? Only ever played harvest moon on the gamecube way back but I remember having a good time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Story of Seasons A Wonderful Life is a remake of Harvest Moon A Wonderful Life which was on the Game Cube so you will probably enjoy that one. Personally im looking forward to Rune Factory 3 Special the most.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Shows remake of harvest moon a wonderful life
    Oooh stardew valley?
    >Show another farm game
    Wow it's like stardew valley

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pumpkin patch bros you ready to get robbed on your next shipment while your hands get raped to death or
    Are you going to bring dock the bassit hound and the repeater

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nothing wrong with farming games but this whole rural tradfag "hurr durr fuck city slickers" larping is so cringe. keep it in 4chan please.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All of Ganker is 4chan retard, you're on our turf

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        4chan itself is a complete schizo board that feels like the entire board is made of AI generated threads. Saying Ganker is generally right winged is correct but if this entire place would be like 4chan I would never visit again and that's not because of politics.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Saying Ganker is generally right winged is correct
          Kys

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >4chan itself is a complete schizo board that feels like the entire board is made of AI generated threads.
          Not true at all. 4chan is full of sane threads with anons actually having different opinions.
          Ganker is schizo board who likes to blame 4chan

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The only genuine posters on pol anymore are boomers and feds. It has collapsed under its own weight.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Saying Ganker is generally right winged is correct
        Kys

        you first, also go outside, politics rot your brain.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the fuck up moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        astroturfing 4chan incel you don't have turf you just can't stay in your containment board

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seething soft and effeminate city boy hands typed this post.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sorry you live in a 600 sq ft apartment sweetie

        Farm sim games are for low testosterone urbanites who don't actually work with livestock or crop whatsoever. They want to simulate it without having to actually exert physical effort, then claim they're such badass tough boys for moving pixels on a screen.
        If you actually worked on a farm for any period of time in your life, you'd know the last thing you want to do after upwards of 12-13 hours of work, often-times at the worst fucking hour, is MORE WORK.
        Have a couple ostrich pics. I've been spending most of my working days setting up open space for them on my property because these shits grow fast and I have ten in total, they won't be able to stay inside long and they need somewhere habitable they can roam around in before winter comes.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ......are you raising ostriches as livestock or pest control??

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Both. They're scary cunts and are good for warding off the ballsier vermin in areas I don't want any dogs or chickens roaming around where I know they'd be fine, plus the eggs are valuable. And if I get sick of any, they themselves run for a decent value.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Both. They're scary cunts and are good for warding off the ballsier vermin in areas I don't want any dogs or chickens roaming around where I know they'd be fine, plus the eggs are valuable. And if I get sick of any, they themselves run for a decent value.

            Ganker ate my pic, fucking Hiroshimoot

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              cute lil guy. i've heard of ducks and quail(?) being used for bugs, permaculture type stuff. idk that i have the time or energy to raise your behemoths, but ill square that info away just in case.

              do they taste good?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ostrich meat is really similar-tasting to beef but incredibly tender if cooked right. But you really don't wanna eat them, they're more valuable alive and by the time they die of old age the quality of the meat is obviously much worse. If you get ostriches, I recommend just getting no more than two because you can in theory raise 1 or 2 out in the yard and selling ALL their eggs to guarantee you don't get overpopulated, more than that is just hard to track and give them space for. Also check to make sure it's legal to own them in your state - they're only allowed in a few.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shame I'm not a midget. I'd love my own chocobo.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Cute bird here are my hens. They like to sit in the compost bin.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I posted my chimkens in the other farm games thread. They're the majority of my birbs at the moment but as another anon said, they're overall low maintenance (and can be similarly low income), it's part of why I took the deal on the ostriches, they'll bolster my income pretty significantly.
                Also yeah, chickens love perching everywhere they can. It's instinct, here's some chicks doing it at their waterbowl.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cute bird here are my hens. They like to sit in the compost bin.

                I wish I could be based enough to have chickens

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty much everyone knows farm is hard work.
          You're trying to validate your exitance too much, big boy.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're actively ignoring the point of my statements, likely because they upset you. No one outside of autistic psychopaths from Germany who play forklift simulators wants to return from a day of work that is physically and mentally draining to do more of that work except now you're not even getting any financial gain out of it. The people who play farm sim games are soft-handed city dwellers who can't afford and don't understand the effort required to actually maintain a farm and just want to simulate the highlights.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >You're actively ignoring the point of my statements, likely because they upset you
              No. You're just trying to validate yourself by making headcanons about imaginary people playing video games for fun. Like a big boy you are. You're big boy, don't worry about it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >proving his point with softhanded condescension

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >his point
                No need to try this hard, big boy.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >this can't be possible, only one person on Ganker looks down on cityfags

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Looking down at cityfags and trying to validate yourself by making headcanons about imaginary people playing video games for fun are pretty different things, little boy. But I guess I'm wasting time. Normalfag kids are always like this. At least you're not HEMA fag showing his skills in rpg thread lmao.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >being proud of not being normal
                LOL, and you have the guts to laugh at disc*rdfags and r*ddichuds?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                and that posturing is anything but, yeah, right

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ostriches
          moron just grow tomatoes what the fuck

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Tomatoes don't grow all-year round and can't kick coyotes to death while producing eggs that sell for upwards of $120 a pop. Ten ostriches in total, once those bastards grow they're gonna be feathered gold.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How often do ostriches lay eggs? Can't imagine it's daily like chickens.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                hourly

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Twice a week roughly. 8 are hens, two cocks, on a good week I can make upwards of $1600 a week off the fuckers, and they lay for up to 30 years.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How much do they cost per month in upkeep?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Going off of feed requirements, care, etc, the lot of them would be about $1000 a month once they're fully grown. One particularly good week of laying pays for them, meaning the rest of the month is a profit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sorry you live in a 600 sq ft apartment sweetie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the ironic part is none of the larping fags would survive the manual labor

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the ironic part is none of the larping fags would survive any JRPG in real life XDDD

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well pardon us, Mr. Gucci loafers!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Could be worse. We could have the SDV pedophiles trying to push their cult.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      malding gucci loafers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m ancom leftist, though. I just want to be able to live life according to true marxist values, growing my own food, not exploiting the labor of others, instead of having to rely on c*pitalists for all basic needs. Farmsims at least let me pretend

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hurr if you like agrarian lifestyles you must be a 4chantard
      Oh fuck off my neighbors are libsocs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Let people have their escapist fantasies dude.
      In real life, rural men are just angry all the time, dependent on government welfare, addicted to drugs, their towns are dying, their children are leaving... it fucking sucks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WELL WELL

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Harvest was pretty good this year anon, my garden is flourishing 🙂

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mine sucked. PNW got hit by a bad heatwave. Left everything dry as a bone.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my melons keep exploding every time it rains
    i haven't had a single melon survive to maturity, they keep splitting in half
    lately my tomatoes are doing the same
    it's heartbreaking but at least i can put all that behind me and plant my garlic/onions/leeks/cabbage/kale this week

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same thing happened to my water melons last year. How hot is your area? Where i live its 110+ regularly and my melons were splitting because of the heat.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        never breaks 100 but june/july it was 90s every day

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Snooort hhaaaaawk

    Spits yea it’s a fuckin chevy so what moron

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is everyone talking about farm game?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A new Nintendo Direct dropped today and half the games shown were farm sims, I shit you not.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is that on top of the bacon?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Filet mignon by the look of it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like pork tenderloin wrapped in bacon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sweetened goyslop
      >processed garbage full of vegetable oils
      Stop.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker really is just the dumping grounds for memes from other boards, huh

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Almost everything has some kind of vegetable oil, lol. Most of the world cooks with it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          shhh, let him keep on thinking that olives aren't vegetables

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"groceries"
      >almost everything is junk food
      >r/poverty finance

      "Is this ironic?" is what came to my mind first before remembering that there are tremendously retarded people somehow still alive after terrible life decisions, is like not even Satan wants them so they somehow keep surviving through heart diseases and diabetes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aside from the obvious retardation like junk food, could he have done better? And are cheerio's cool, or do I really only get to eat those nasty wheat squares when I want cereal?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, actual food does not cost a lot. Remove meats and you can buy a ton of food for not much. Processed garbage costs extra because they know you will get hooked to it. I cook mostly italian dishes, with some vegan dishes when I do not want to spend too much time cooking, and it does not cost a lot.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >And are cheerio's cool

        I don't see any problem with buy some cereal, is a quick breakfast or dinner if you feel lazy enough to cook. Outside of that, that idiot bought pretty much nothing but sweets, all that money could be well spent on vegetables, pasta, chicken breast, fish and pork to prepare dishes that each one could last him for two whole days. Also replace the oatmilk for regular whole milk which is way cheaper, personally I don't see any reason to not buy cow milk other than wanting it as a novelty.

        >t. in charge of groceries at home

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oat milk is easily the tastiest substitute for regular ol milk at least. Not my first choice, but I can't deny it's breddy gud.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cereal is fine if its not drowned in sugar
        Oatmeal is fast and easy as well
        Eat whatever the fuck you want as long as it's not giving you diabeetus

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        BAKE YOUR OWN BREAD

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >two packs of filet mignon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jesus fuck
      im not against buying some of the nice decadent stuff
      but some people need to learn how to cook a proper meal and take it easy with all that processed stuff

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in canada thats at least 150 dollars. i hate this place

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Me too, brother. Me too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can you even get a loaf of freshly baked bread in the US? Anytime I see bread in pictures like these its the precut toast shit in a plastic bag.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah there are plenty of bakeries around. It's just cheaper to get the bread that comes like that in stores.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Obviously yes. I get one every week, but most normies I've met get the prepacked crap.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. But it's fucking expensive as shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but it's bread, who gives an af

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just go to a bakery or farmers market bro. There are tons of them in my city.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Watch them pull it out the oven warm? No, but they sell crusty bread looking things that you're supposed to re-bake in the oven.
        Normal looking loaf bread put in paper bags and put out? Yes, but they're almost always baked from frozen batards they pluck out of a box that arrived on the delivery van.
        It's possible to find small bakeries, but most people only trust NameBrand.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most bakeries in germany are like that as well, especially the bakeries that are attached to supermarkets. I still think that the bread from these bakeries tastes good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not so bad. In my country, about 7$ would be spent on Tabasco alone.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they bought processed shit
      >they bought the prepackaged filet mignons
      >they bought Kroger garbage
      >they didn't go to Winco
      kys fellow Vegas fag

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just starting out, got a cute little farm.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao my dialogue is next gen click me right now

      COMMON BOY LETS GO GET THE FUCKING DONKEY OUT THE GATE MOTHERFUCKER GIT YIIIIIPYIIIIP YIIIP

      FFFFFTTTTTTTFTFFFT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty cute bro. If you enjoy the game, you'll find you can improve it with mods.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry but my friend tell me that I shouldn't use mods until year two, she is pretty strict about this stuff.
        Also got a new kitchen!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that grass
        what's the mod anon?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/5255

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Gracias anon

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >finished cultivating and spreading manure on 600sqft in backyard
    >planting wheat next week
    can't wait to have my own supply of bulgur

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how do you start producing manure? I want to start doing this shit and am worried I'll need to buy manure for my first few years until I get enough waste coming in to make compost

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Summer ending
    >Backlog includes Harvestella, Rune Factory 4, some ACNH Pie Grind, All Ateliers available on ps5
    >NFL season just started
    >Wife grows softer and more dummy plump

    Farm-famalams, we eatin good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >NFL
      Sorry but Farmchads are NOT handegg cucks. Go back to your general.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't have a couple beers with his pops during the game on sunday
        I don't even follow the players or anything but it's not that bad of a time

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have Friends of Mineral Town on GBA. Do i play?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      play the DS version instead
      you can likc it to the mineral town and get extra stuff

      is the two best cast of characters in a single game,

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i only have the GBA game my friend

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          then pirate it

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LETS GO BOY WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HIDING IN THE HORSE TRAILER WITH YOU TINY LIL PECKER HANGING OUT
    GET OUT THE FUCKING TRAILER GRAB THE HOE I NEED THIS FUCKING FIELD CLEARED

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You learn something new everyday.
    Didn't know people seethed over farming games of all things.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think it's hatred so much as it is the sheer incredulity that the new Nintendo Direct had no less than FOUR farming sims.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ARRRRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRD YIIIP YIIIIP FFTTTTFFFFFTFTFTFFFFF

    HYA HYA COMMON MOTHER FUCKER ITS ONLY 6:30

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The duality of man.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't enjoy Stardew Valley.
    Western designs are shit
    And fuck cave thing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I tried several times to get into stardew, but quit after only a few hours, just can't get into it.

      also, your thoughts on coral island? https://store.steampowered.com/app/1158160/Coral_Island/

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ITS HARVEST TIME!

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the actual fuck do you eat a tomato?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      grill it

      Grilled tomato with cheese tastes wonderfull

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get the fuck out of here we grow chilis for a reason

      Ever thought of just finger goofing cool pene pasta with Rose Mary

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How the actual fuck do you eat a tomato?
      You just bite it and eat it raw?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just eat the fuckers raw but I grew up on a farm in very very rural Spain so I might just be an inbred psycho.

        Is that not the normal way to eat it? I do it too, so tasty

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the normal way is your way, king.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yep, if you're not using any chemicals, grazeon or shit. Unironically a tomato grown by you tastes 100% different to store bought trash. Once you start growing your own food you realize that you've been cheated all your life, not even memeing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just eat the fuckers raw but I grew up on a farm in very very rural Spain so I might just be an inbred psycho.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chop it to bits, stirfry some garlic and onions, then drop all of it into an egg omelet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't that lettuce supposed to be avocado?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just wash it and eat it raw
      you can also cook it like https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menemen_(food)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The easier way is to cut it into slices and adding some salt on it. The easiest way is just giving it a bite.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Raw
      With tomato and pepper
      The most god tier vegetable there is, especially if its a home grown one.

      If you have never had a decent tomato, go and find the "compari" variety at the store and try those.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do americans REALLY

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Deep fry it. Everything tastes better deep fried.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Squeeze it and suck out the juice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Slice it, add olive oil and salt. That's it, then if you want some gourmet shit, add sliced onions that may or may not be soaked in boiled salted water, your choice. Add coriander if you like it and eat it, nicest shit ever.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seeing all these replies got me curious, I know some fruit and vegetables are expensive as fuck in some countries like Japan, maybe that's the reason nobody fucking knows how to eat a tomato, just how expensive are tomatoes in your country?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this reminds me, I watched some anime where some bigwig fucked off and grew tomatoes, anyone know it?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Big O

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, that's it
            cheers

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          City hunter

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In a sandwich with salt sprinkled on top and mayo. You could also just eat the tomato while sprinkling it with salt after every bite.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make it into a bruschetta

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tomato and Egg.
      Is the ultimate food which can be cooked many ways.
      On god.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Raw and sliced on a blt

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      modern tomatoes are soulless and taste like nothing, get some from a framer's market or something.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      eat a tomato?
      >pick it up
      > put it near your mouth
      >bite
      >chew
      >swallow
      Its that simple, Anon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      munching with your teeth then swallowing piece by piece

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I grew cucumbers from pots on my balcony this summer. They came out good so I can't wait for next spring so I can start prepping even more pots and seeds to grow more veggies.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How are the Netherlands farmers doing currently?

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We did it farmbros!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i can farm just fine in the city boomer

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        PLEASE get some mulch, i beg you

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it was the "community garden" for that chop protest where there an anarchy city that didnt need the US with its racism (btw it had gardens based on race)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            so they made the nogs grow cotton?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OOF

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        where are the shadows what the fuck

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          couldn't afford nvidia

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fake and gay, you shooped out the hobo threatening everyone with a stick

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Never forget the CHAZ garden

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fuck yeah dog pile

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i can farm just fine in the city boomer

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Never forget the CHAZ garden

            i can farm just fine in the city boomer

            is this some kind of retarded
            >everyone is welcome!
            >plant what you want 🙂
            >please only 1! 🙂
            commune
            why is everything so random
            any single person's garden is going to be more organized than this

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This happened back in 2020

              >Riots/Protests going on in Seattle
              >Bunch of leftists take over this block of the city, rename it CHAZ
              >They decide to make a “peoples garden”
              >Garden ends up an unmitigated disaster since they just threw cardboard everywhere with some mulch in place and not enough water
              >Most of the plants died, also some homeless people came in and kept wrecking it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                [...]
                is this some kind of retarded
                >everyone is welcome!
                >plant what you want 🙂
                >please only 1! 🙂
                commune
                why is everything so random
                any single person's garden is going to be more organized than this

                Video of the homeless guy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The meth head who maintained that garden was an absolute gem.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Never forget the CHAZ garden

        i'm gonna need a farmchad to explain me what's the point of putting dirt on top of cardboard in order to grow plants

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To kill weeds, in theory
          Of course they are not doing it right

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where’s the Anti-Homeless protection with rainbow flag for your crops?

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Xseed abandoned RF5 after fixing none of the problems. Still runs like shit and plays like shit
    Spamming remakes in order to get nostalgia bux
    I knew the moment they brought back the IP after the main developers croaked, they would milk the series to death.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only farm game i am intrested in was the Harvest Moon remake cause of pure nostaligia. had that one on the gamecube as a kid.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Elona+

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    like the idea of farming but im not a retard who thinks its a disney movie its alot of work and dealing with awful oders also nature is gruesome as shit even on the farm.

    ?t=55
    https://youtube.com/shorts/4QzyhoWIzQs?feature=share
    Not to mention all the modern amidites i cant let go of i like having fast internet and not worrying the local skinwalker tapping on the window.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not that bad. I work with my girlfriend and her dad in there farm. Not those mega thousands of arce farm just a dozen arches. We raise pigs, and chickens. Worse aspect of the farm isn't the smell but castrating the pigs. After you hear the squealing ring your ears 3 times you get numb, and strong. We don't kill our hens we use them for eggs and give them to friend sand family. Tbh keeping the farm maintained is the hardest part of the job.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HIRR DURR SKIBWUALKER
      shut up redditor you're more in danger of dealing with wild animals than some supernatural stuff like that.
      being in-touch with life and self sufficiency is worth the loss of some internet speed and modern comforts

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          "I am a redditor who is afraid of dirt, nature, and a little bit of manual labor" FTFY

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    everyone that played harvest moon friends in mineral town married the nurse right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, Popuri is the best

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that’s the one with bubble gum hair right? she’s too child like

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        everyone that played harvest moon friends in mineral town married the nurse right?

        my time at portia has better farmfuis

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Disgusting western shit

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I can smell you through the screen

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I thought it was Chinese

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Elly is better in every single way

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most girls in Portia are kind of ugly. Sandrock has better varieties.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kneel, City slickers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you build it

      They will cum

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are the best farm games released in the last 1-2 years?

    I'd like a game like the rice farming game but without the combat section

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any story of seasons

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not watching this shit, give me the rundown.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >potato seeds
    >onion seeds
    >pumpkin seeds
    >carrot seeds
    >wheat seeds
    >lettuce seeds

    Yup,its farming time

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really like tomatoes. I'll tolerate them on a hamburger or something but I don't like the consistency and mouth feel. The taste is fine. Figured you would want to know

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tomatoes are fucking poison.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tomatoes are a godly creation. They're only toxic to the heathens.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have a bowl of tomatos out of my garden that ive been sitting here munching on all morning.
      Comparis, sunrays, orange cherries. Its quite nice.

      I broke up with a girl over the fact that she hated tomatoes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hope we can at least remain friends then

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >like tomato (sauce)
      >hate tomato (vegetable)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I explained to you pretty clearly that I like the taste fine but don't like chewing it or the way it feels in my mouth. So therefore it is fine as a sauce or whatever

        I hate tomatoes in burgers, they get the bun all soggy. And sandwiches too. Fuck tomatoes.

        I like tomatoes in burgers because of the contrast between the wet cold tomato and the hot patty. Delicious

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate tomatoes in burgers, they get the bun all soggy. And sandwiches too. Fuck tomatoes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Organize your toppings, put the tomato at the bottom, then lettuce, onion and whatever else you want to add. If your bread is getting soggy then the problem is that you're not toasting it enough.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i also hate the feel of tomatos. thats why we grow pepperoni instead.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was tired to growing boring grass, grew hot pepper instead, free food.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    realistically farming for just yourself would suck and god forbid you hurt yourself and are alone so whats the farming meta of working hands for a farm vs how much is needed to feed them?
    https://permaculturism.com/how-much-land-does-it-take-to-feed-one-person/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's another hobby like going to the gym except you don't pay a subscription and it forces you to eat healthy and come back daily for a bigger reward. Like the gym you can get a good workout with just a shovel and a hoe.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Realistic farmer games are boomer tier. Any game where I can play a fantasy farmer? Milking minotaurs, bribing dryads to fertilize my fields, having harpies lay eggs? Or scifi farmer, feeding a whole ship with my hydroponics farm?

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With Harveststella coming in 6-7 weeks what is your opinions on it? I don't feel like watching the 30 min treehouse gameplay video on it. I haven't seen much of the marriage candidates. Is it more dungeon crawler than farm sim?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Harvestella
      >marriage candidates
      Who wants to tell him?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They are marriage candidates rightttttt?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't seem like it. Notice how the Harvest Moon remake and RF3 Special made the marriage mechanics part of the announcement? Harvestella has yet to say a single thing about any romance.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give it to me straight, how are they gonna fuck up RF3S?

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >work in STEM
    >no jobs for me out in the country
    Enjoy, bros. Maybe one day I'll get that remote work cash cow.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >STEM

      Lot of the flyover states are desperate for healthcare workers.
      I seriously contemplated it back during the pre-vaccine period of the pandemic with the small fortunes some places were offering and how much hazard pay was being offered on top, but being trapped in the cornfields where the biggest metropolitan area is the capitol and then you're still hours if not days away from an actual city like Chicago or Denver or one of the big southern cities by the Gulf sounds like misery. No wonder the suicide rates are so high the further away from cities you get.
      I'll live vicariously through a farming game and keep my urbane urban creature comforts.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My retirement goal is to move as far out into the middle of nowhere as possible out west
        I fucking hate cities

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just lied and said i had 4 years of college sent a photo shop of a degree with my name. Now I spend my day inputting data for a local clinic getting paid 30 an hour from home. I was scared they would find me out for the first 6 months now im certain they just looked at it and checked a box saying i was legit without even opening the file i probably couldve sen a pic of my ass and got the job.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Since this is the farm thread, is Sakuna any good?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >is Sakuna any good?
      THE best by a country mile. The devs had absolutely no reason to go that in-depth into rice farming and yet they did

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do people really need that many farming sims?
    These games are a time investment, I doubt any of you self proclaimed farming sim fans will be playing more than 2 of these.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HM AWL was my favorite HM game as a kid. Something about the town and camera angle and art style really felt different from the other HM games and I couldn't get as into the others as AWL. Has anyone played it recently and knows if it holds up? Cautiously excited for the remaster

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i played it with a group of my friends at the beginning of covid and we enjoyed it. guess it might be different from the perspective of people who never played it tho.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Return to your roots

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      impossible to do unless you go full wood cabin loner or you get yourself a roastie

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    farming games are so fucking boring. do you even do anything different enough to warrant there being multiple games?

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't watch the nintendo direct
    What farm games did they show?
    Just harvestallia and RF3S?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Story of Seasons
      >Faefarm
      >Rune Factory 3
      >new Rune Factory in development
      >Harvestella
      >Various Daylife

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Huh, more than I thought.
        Thanks anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Various deeznuts

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's all shovelware and garbage coming up. RF3 is cool, but it's been around more than a decade already.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >how good we're eating lately.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck were they even thinking mashing it all into one direct?
    Who the fuck would play all of those? They probably only doomed some of those games by pitting them against better titles.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >buff black dude from Forget-Me-Not who was young and single but could not be wed in AnWL or DSC even though the latter let you bone a guy old enough to be your grandfather, has been redsigned into a twink you can marry

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm happy because RF3 is getting a remaster and Harvestella looks nice, but everything else paled in comparison.
    I see why people play the blame game with Stardew Valley- it caused a surge in mediocre developers making mediocre games thinking they could make the next big indie hit without knowing why Stardew did so well in the first place

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is not stardew's doing. I blame new horizons and marvelous' persistent incompetence. Devs and publishers are realizing, like ea did, that women are stupid, easy to manipulate and have no standards and so these games are pandering hard to that female audience wanting an easy piece of the animal crossing pie.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i hate gamer girls

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >women are stupid, easy to manipulate and have no standards
        WTF is wrong with incels? Even when we don't do anything they're talking about us rent free

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's a seething dipshit in every farming thread who blames everything wrong with the genre on the addition of features that pander to the female audience, such as female MCs and marriageable males. Don't reply to it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >blames everything wrong with the genre on the addition of features that pander to the female audience, such as female MCs and marriageable males
            Sounds like he's on to something

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is not stardew's doing. I blame new horizons and marvelous' persistent incompetence. Devs and publishers are realizing, like ea did, that women are stupid, easy to manipulate and have no standards and so these games are pandering hard to that female audience wanting an easy piece of the animal crossing pie.

            I'm happy because RF3 is getting a remaster and Harvestella looks nice, but everything else paled in comparison.
            I see why people play the blame game with Stardew Valley- it caused a surge in mediocre developers making mediocre games thinking they could make the next big indie hit without knowing why Stardew did so well in the first place

            Pandering to a female audience is probably why RF5 has such shitty waifus.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's a retarded leap of logic. The girls in 5 are fine anyway.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No it isn't.

                >female players have an assortment of husbandos with different body types, up to and including a dilf
                >male players have girls with all the same body type, one of whom is literally retarded all while they rub the milfs in your face

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The fact I just walked into this thread and knew exactly which series you were talking about without context says a lot about that developer's disdain for its own fans.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It hurts bro.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's a seething dipshit in every farming thread who blames everything wrong with the genre on the addition of features that pander to the female audience, such as female MCs and marriageable males. Don't reply to it.

          tits or gtfo

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Gooch or gtfo

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never played a wonderful life, does the game has a time limit with you aging n shit?

    if yes that's a turn off from me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate games with time limits of any kind. Never played Dead Rising because of that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, AWL ends after a certain number of in-game years with (You) dying. You can start a NG+ afterward though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It has a time limit, both to get married and for your MC's lifespan. The original version didn't have an endless mode, but the Special Edition rerelease introduced a Heaven Mode that to let you continue farming.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm definitely buying Story of Seasons and the RF3 remaster. The aging mechanic in Story of Seasons seems really cool if they do it right.
    Harvestella kinda sucks though plus no marriage so that game lost me. I won't be buying the western one with all the blacks in it either. Don't even remember what it was called.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The aging mechanic in Story of Seasons seems really cool if they do it right.
      They didn't do a great job with it in the original, although it wasn't too terrible. They might be able to improve it, but the biggest problem with it was that the player dies of old age before many other members of the cast who are older than the player at the start of the game and I don't fosee this being fixed because it would mean killing off half of the town's population and leaving very few people left to interact with in the alter chapters. Theoretically, the town's population could be re-balanced by introducing new characters, but I have my doubts about that happening. Because nips are all spineless cucks, I don't expect that this game will include the long-removed rival pairing mechanic, so your child will most likely be growing up with only the pre-existing two kids in the town, while the other half of the town's population is single people who stay single for the twenty-ish years of the game's duration.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't expect that this game will include the long-removed rival pairing mechanic

        the first remake didnt get it and I doubt this one will

        japs hated the idea of canon romances so they removed it entirely

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          As I said, I don't expect it to appear. I only brought it up because the existence of rival pairs and rival children would be a boon to AWL in particular, with it's aging mechanic. The passage of time in AWL would feel more natural if the elderly passed away, the single people coupled up, and there was more than one child born in a time-span of twenty-ish years. There would be massively more room for character development (and setting development) across the town if there were other family units growing alongside yours.
          I'll never forgive nips for the removal of rival pairs.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it is a bit fucked to think the entire city will die out because no one will have sex but you, but that's pretty accurate to real-life japan

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >aging mechanic
      I'm still waiting for the day we get village sim where you're expected to live out more than 1 person's life
      like your start with a farmer, you revitalize the town
      make friends & start a family
      then you ng+ and start as your kid but you take on a different role in the town (like become the blacksmith apprentice and stuff)

      if your parent character hit a friendship breakpoint for an NPC, your kid would see a new cutscene involving your parent when you reach the friendship breakpoint
      or otherwise demonstrate how the parent changed their life
      maybe include cutscenes involving your two parents (i.e. comfy domestic life cutscenes)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like a cool idea. Maybe you should do it yourself if no one else will.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've thought about it as an SDV mod
          small-scale proof of concept
          (and I get to handwave buggy or weird behavior - like other kids don't age - as "whatever, it's a mod")
          but ultimately I'm a consoomer, not a creator

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it weird that AWL remake is the most exciting thing for me in this direct?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's the same for me.
      >AWL remake
      Interested. The OG game needed major QOL updates and got them in the PS2 version, which was so poorly coded that it ran like absolute shit. AWL has a great base of an atomospheric town, well-loved cast, and great music, and it has a ton of potential for new content (and inheritance of the DS-exclusive Forget-Me-Not content).
      >Harvestella
      Low budget Squareshit. Unironically looks like a mobile game.
      >RF3S
      RF3 didn't really need a port, imo. If it gets just the same amount of new content as 4 Special got, it won't be enough to entice me to buy it again.
      >Fae Farm
      I have zero interest in a game with a multiplayer focus, and still every feature looks half-baked and forgettable.
      >New RF project with zero detail
      Nothing to be excited about yet.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good thread

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HALEYCHADS RISE UP

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I planted some turnips and radishes last week, got some good sprouts but how long do they take ?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Month and a half.

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yahtzee was right

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all of them mogged by the average Minecraft modpack

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Minecraft is mogged by DQ Builders.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        does it have cool automation elements?

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just got the demo for Harvestella, I can't fucking wait until it comes out
    The "Story of Seasons" remake actually looks good for once and I might pick it up
    Dora
    Same with that Doraemon one

    And I'm very happy Rune Factory isn't dead despite what some gays might say, I hope the next game is a step up and the guys learned from RF5

    And that one western one doesn't offened me

    Also fuck the fags who have a problem with these games now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't hate them, but I hate that they latch on to the aesthetic and the lmao comfy farm life :^) craze without respecting what originally made the genre great.

      i think the AWL one in particular is a travesty. it's a game with a very particular tone to it and they're really just fucking it up, absolutely no care for what the original was like.

      harvestella looks great though. if it had marriage it'd be the RF game we've been dreaming about for years.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i think the AWL one in particular is a travesty. it's a game with a very particular tone to it
        What's wrong with it? What tone are you talking about?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          On the most basic level, the colour palette is way, way too bright.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Okay, why is that a problem?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Because it ruins the mellow, muted tone of the game.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Elaborate anon. HM/SoS aren't known for their somber atmospheres and high pace, why is this game the one that should've been muted, what makes it more mellow?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > HM/SoS aren't known for their somber atmospheres
                Yes, they are. It's not my problem that you only play the new, shitty games.

                >why is this game the one that should've been muted
                Because that's what the original was like.

                >what makes it more mellow?
                How about the fact that you literally grow old and die at the end?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Yes, they are. It's not my problem that you only play the new, shitty games.
                No they aren't anon, they're muted maybe. But they aren't somber

                >How about the fact that you literally grow old and die at the end?
                Anon, I don't know how to tell you this, but that's literally life, that doesn't mean it's mellow or somber.

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am not a Farmchad but I may play Harvestella.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It seems to be more a JRPG with very lite farming mechanics

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's why it appeals to me as someone who is not a Farmchad.

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ruralfags seem really obsessed with cities though, based on what I see online. They're always talking about how scared they are of them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If rurals aren't mad about cityfolk all the time then Who made this image

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Usually its rural who went cityfag discovered that it sucks ass over there and moved back.

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    farmchads I'm starting to become concerned that we're literally never going to lose. Winning this much is getting boring

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which farm games are coming out soon?

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Harvestella
    >Rune Factory 3 (aka the best one)

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does the AWL remake look.. worse to anyone else? The artstyle looks so much worse than its original. It's one of my favorite Harvest Moon titles yet I find myself not really excited about this. It's.. kind of a bummer actually.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Harvest Moon artstyle peaked with BTN/AWL. It's all downhill from there.

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fae farm looks whatever
    >AWL looks like dogshit, especially when compared to the Doraemon SoS games
    >the SE one looks alright I guess
    >new Rune Factory when 5 was a disgrace and the localization went out of its way to make the game worse for everyone
    It really sucks that the only game I'm somewhat looking forward to out of this batch is RF3R and that's because there's just so little they can screw up, all they need to do is add more postgame content and if that doesn't happen I'll stick to the original
    I fucking wish I could be excited for a new farming game again

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >devs are still making farming games when the genre was perfected with Stardew Valley

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >look like guy on left
      >wish i looked like guy on right

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >perfected with Stardew Valley
      The game is good, but by no means perfect.

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh boy I can't wait to spend 18 years raising a child with my loving wife only for him or her to dissapoint me by becoming infected with modern values and leaving the farm for the city leaving me to tend to my crops alone into my old age while they become more and more degenerate, never even bothering to give me grandchildren

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly most people like to stay with the farms when they're raised on it. If it wasn't for government interference and a ton of corporatization of modern farming I think a lot of people would try to start farming more. A lot of my friends work seasonally on farms still or took over their family's ranch.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only extreme beta males feel the need to control their adult sons' lives and values lmao. Good thing you'll never reproduce.

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Urbanization has been a disaster to society

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agriculture has been a disaster to society

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People have literally been saying this since the Roman Republic

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I tried growing things on an allotment and it was pretty good.

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FARM FRIENDS, I KNEEL!

    Honestly, I just found the sheer number of farm sims in this direct funny. Had no idea the genre was that piping hot.

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are ther any farming games that let you actually build/customize your farm like stardew, as much as I hate the artstyle and combat of stardew I don't think I can go back to a basic ass plot of land I can't change

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Harvest Moon: A New Beginning
      your mileage may vary though

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I already pre-order HARVESTELLA

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YWNBAW

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    emily is CUTE

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this game even about video games?

    I was kind of interested in Various Daylife but it looks pretty bog standard. Is there actual dungeon diving or is it all field battles? The biomes/locations didn't look particularly inspiring either, which is probably the biggest turn away imo. Still, what do you guys think? Anyone pick it up?

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SoSAWL site mentions "enhanced festivals"
    >AWL didn't have festivals at all
    Interesting. I hope "resident requests" is also more than just "please bring me twenty bear asses"

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >RF3S right as my R4 shits out
    Feels good. Would love 1 to get this treatment. I just hope they manage to include the autism minmax item crafting.

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i have to wonder how does one get a better diet? you guys go to a nutritionist or something like that?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tons of stuff about nutrition on youtube. Some of my favorites are Dr. Eric Berg, Dr. Sten Ekberg, and Dr. Jason Fung.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nice thanks anon

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Farming games are great. My dream is to have a house with a nice garden that me and my husband take care of.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is this AI art?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Considering the 5 on the mailbox is legible, I'm gonna say no

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the deer also has the appropriate amount of legs in the right places

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fag

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you're a female i'd like to try being your husband my dream is somewhat like this except in the mountains, probably swiss

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's like 20 fucking farming games coming out, I kneel.

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What farming sim has the most variety in things to do? I already played stardew to death and I'm currently enjoying how rune factory 4 lets me personally sell my items to passing residents and tame monsters but I want more.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can give Sakuna a try, be warned though, it will actually punish you for fucking up your crops.

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Japanese developers even bother anymore when Stardew Valley mogs on all of their pitiful efforts?

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's been an impeccable day.

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are some good farming games to play right now? I've played RF4S, frontier, all harvest moon from 64- a new beginnings. Stardew valley. Is RF5 worth investing into? I have a pirated PC copy.

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I moved into the wilderness a few years ago but I've become completely disillusioned with this country, the government and even normies make it as hard as they can for a modern person to live off the land and grow or hunt food in every single state. I hate this fucking area and everything it represents now, just a glorified playground for people who can afford to larp in the woods, while the country people who can't afford a new F-450 get driven into cities to live in the pod

    fuck farms and fuck the country. i think i will move to chicago soon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this post smells of gucci leather
      I'm thinking falseflag

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        whatever man it's just my opinion

        *sip*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >allow 300000000 million people to fish forage hunt whenever they want
      >oops every resource has been decimated within a week lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Living self-sustainably off the land is a rich-man's lifestyle.
      I'm not even joking about this, when you look into it you realize that setting this shit up properly is staggeringly expensive (and it's not super cheap to maintain either).

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally how delusional can someone be to think it's not expensive as fuck to set up a farm? All the poorfags that own a farm have inherited it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It depends, growing food for yourself can be done with minimal means. It's just rather labor intensive. It's not that hard to make some basic planters and grow some simple crops like cabbages and tomatoes and potatoes. People have been sustenance farming for milennia and with modern tools it's easy to overproduce, especially if you create compost out of weeds.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there are fucking africans right now digging around in the dirt making rows of yams and raising chickens who make less than $2 a day

          it's expensive in the west because the goycattle are not allowed to live outside of the cities, their masters don't like it

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are some good farming games to play right now? I've played RF4S, frontier, all harvest moon from 64- a new beginnings. Stardew valley. Is RF5 worth investing into? I have a pirated PC copy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically if you have gamepass the new disney game scratches my itch

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >eating rabbit food
    I eat potatoes but that's about it. The green shit is blehh

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone noticed that the farm village simulator genre is literally incapable of evolving despite being far from its peak potential? Last time we got anything new is when Rune Factory introduced fantasy combat to Hispanice it up.

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's our time.

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Check out kynseed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      more like never will be finished-sneed

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Harvestella is the first time I've been interested in any sort of farm/town sim style game, really excited for it honestly.

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just made a shepherds pie from scratch now I’m ready to play farm games

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i kinda want to make my own pickles with home grown cucumbers. also want to grow onions.

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    since moron mods deleted the dreamlight valley thread, I will discuss here.
    Farming sucks, but so does life. Farming will however reward you for your time and effort (usually). Indifferent nature that can be controlled for the benefit of sincere men.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just hit 400k
      now starting to do quests
      I can now get rid of those mushrooms
      i can now play the game
      I have many items stored up
      it's go time

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How?

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just throwing it out there

    A Pokemon farm sim would be comfy as fuck
    And frankly Pokemon as a concept fits more with that anyway.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i actually really like this idea. with poke waifus becoming more evolved and pokemon lacking in things to do other than simple turn based combat i think it could fit in really well

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >my dad had a small sort of farm with chickens, tons of vegetables, and sheep
    >spent all my time there playing vidya and staying inside
    >play farming vidya for hours now
    feels a bit like this except my backyard is big enough for vegetables so I'm growing them now

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sneed

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In the last 8 months, I have cooked 7 meals total at home.
    This includes microwaving stuff and oven pizzas.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you could start getting some easy to use appliances to make simple meals in bulk.
      I got a rice cooker that can steam vegi's/meat as well, and just toss shit into my oven to bake for 20-30 minutes while I game. low prep time, low maintenance, easy rewards. crockpots are also really handy.

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So this is what happens when Farmville millenials grow up and start making games? Sad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You aren't fooling anyone zoomer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was in my garden today and watched a bee diving into some fava bean flowers enthusiastically
      The problem is that I looked into the flowers and there didn't seem to be all that much pollen on them and it made me feel bad because it looked like quite a bit of effort

      I played Harvest Moon as a kid
      My mother always tell people that my dream as a kid was to be the 'harvest moon boy' lol
      Also told me to stay away from one of the blonde girls and marry the brown haired girl that's easy to marry in AWL lol

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >playing FoMT
    >going for harvest goddess
    >remember how long the animal products take (shipping req)
    Bros, I don't feel so good.

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ruralfag speaking. There are no woman here, they all went to the city. Last years we got a lot of inmigrants. Future is not bright.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rural BC here. Know that feel.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry you'll get your turn after she takes about a million cocks in the city and wants to settle down later, that is if she doesn't fall even deeper down the rabbithole and turns into a chud/dyke blaming everyone but themselves.

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >how good we eating
    Is this fucking twitterspeak?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro it’s just letters they can’t hurt you.

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RGG Ishin is being localized, and I get to farm with my cute daughterwife again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does Ishin have farming?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah it has a farming minigame

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Good. Always wanted a Yakuza game with farming stuff. Can you use farm equipment as weapons?

          Thinking about it a full on yakuza harvest moon crossover would be pretty cool.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Can you use farm equipment as weapons?
            There's a dungeon crawler side mode for that

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There's a dungeon crawling mode?

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are all the farming games NWO propaganda to prepare for the collapse of civilization?

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is the best farming game out right now? I've already "finished" stardew

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't have a lot of options
      > SV
      > HM
      > AC
      > RF
      > MTAP
      That's it.
      Some off brand sims that I'm looking at but haven't tried yet:
      >Apico
      more focus on managing a bee apiary than farming. also has better multiplayer integration
      >Sun Haven
      early access, I think it's more an RF vibe (heavily story/combat)
      >Traveller's Rest
      more focused than a typical farming sim but it has some farming elements
      >Dinkum
      this space intentionally left blank

      Early Access/Not released yet:
      >Pixelshire
      >World's End Diner

      Uncategorized:
      >Littlewood
      wide but shallow, cute artstyle but not much depth. more of a town management than farming sim.
      >

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >play an RPG
    >there's a farming minigame
    >spend more time on the minigame than the main story

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What game? More RPGs need farman minigames.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This with dungeoning in Stardew Valley, never bothered with a farm apart from doing town center quests

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    High-test harvest lookin good bois

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how many onion seeds did you plant?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how many onion seeds did you plant?

      My onions didn't grow for shit. What'd you do for such gains?

  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I fuck jas?

  113. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all the announced farmgames for 2023 & early 2024:

    harvest moon wonderful life
    fae farm
    rune factory 3
    rune factory X
    harvestella
    lightyear frontier
    one lonely outpost
    coral island
    wandering village
    ooblets
    witchbrook
    i am future
    sunnyside
    my time in sandrock
    HAUNTED CHOCOLATIER

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