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>Stardew Valley 1.6 soon
>all this
Farmchads we can't stop winning
>Stardew Valley 1.6 soon
uh is that actually happening? I thought he would be busy making the chocolate game
>android still never gets update
looking forward to the shitshow when it's removed from the play store lol
>you WILL work on a farm
>you WILL raise cute animals
>you WILL date a faithful sweet small town girl
>you WILL have a baby together
>you WILL be happy
wording unclear, is the town small or the girl
11/10 doujin.
yes
Sauce of the pic?
Found it
this is not as sweet as it appears
Why did she do it?
nothing wrong with Big sister - Little brother sibling bonding experience
I'M YOUR GOD NOW
What's the sauce bros?
Artist is Carradine
Why are people saying it was too much? That was amazing
>e-girl japanese artist comes up with a story about americans on the frontier having incestual sex
huh
>own land
>own house
>heterosexual marriage
>reproducing
Globohomosexual gays on suicide watch.
>you WILL raise on a farm
>you WILL date cute animals
>you WILL be a faithful sweet small town girl
>you WILL raise a baby together
>you WILL work happy
>raise twice
fricking soiled it anon
>a baby
At least 4
Fricking prods can't do anything right, minimum 10 kids.
>live in area that use to have women like this
>California migration ensues the past several years
>they either move away or turn into hyper city liberals who only want a quick fling
Oh how I wish I had confidence and a good financial situation back then
Chase after those woman who are worth it. those are the same woman who chivalry isn't dead for. never lose hope and work on yourself!! God bless you. I'm also sure 's plenty of wife material still where you're at anon, you just gotta put yourself out there!! and YOU can shit test woman too, dont forget that, weed out the ones who belong to the STEETS!! God speed!!
you are morally obligated to kidnap, beat, rape, artificially inseminate, force to give birth and then immediately ritually slaughter c*liforBlack person "women" the moment you become aware of them
most of the time I feel fine not pursuing any sort of relationship but then I see something like this and it gives my horrible evolved brain a spark of desire before I remember it's just not the life I was meant for
Bruh if she's posting Mommy videos of herself online she's probably insane
If we can't have this, why should anyone else? rise up, clowns, unironically
you're going to have to try harder than that to radicalize me fed
nta/g but friendly reminder that “rising up” doesn’t have to involve violence
what am I supposed to do, picket outside town hall demanding government-assigned girlfriends?
there no reason to rise anymore, best to lay back and enjoy the rots
Sit down homosexual, if you "can't" have that it's just because you didn't work enough on your life.
NTA but what can you work on to make it attainable? I want to be normal but being malformed by childhood abuse + lack of socialization + autism into being an alien makes it fricking torture to talk to women. I know just B urself doesn't work so if you have actual advice go ahead
I said you didn't work hard enough. Past tense. You fricked up, better luck next time. Sit down.
yeah and I said NTA so you don't browse here often enough to know what NTA means and therefore all of your posts are invalid and I don't give a frick what you have to say anymore
stick a revolver in your mouth homosexual
You asked me for advice and I replied to you, homosexual. I don't care that you're not the other anon, my reply applies to you both and all the other "waaah waaahhhhh women don't look at me waahhhh" manlets.
NTA is not common Ganker lingo, outside of a few /vg/ threads it's mostly reddit and twitter speak.
Why would Reddit or Twitter say "not that anon"?
It's "nothing to add" not "not that anon"
I made that mistake at first as well
Go look through the archive
You can see it's used constantly here you fricking idiot
This video makes me envious and angry
Now I understand what israelites feel when looking at european civilization
the one that got me was some woman giving her kid a haircut
she looked so happy caring for her child and she was cute
>a baby
how about a starting 11
>you WILL have a baby together
But I want to have a dozen of them, just like people used to have.
Aren't these games mainly for middle aged urban women though? lmao
No, they're for teenage girls and young women.
maybe the ones with just farming but real farmchads have games that balance slow comfy farming with combat
Playing Harvest Moon and Animal Crossing almost got me laid
well tell us the story
Sure, give me 3D or at least decent graphics cause you look like shitty terraria
NO I DON'T WANT THAT
I WANT TO WAGESLAVE MY LIFE TO MEGA CORPORATION, RENT A POD, EAT ARTIFICIALY BUG AND BE HAPPY
Grab the Hoe, anon.
Get in the fields. Now.
In reality you'll mostly be removing weeds
>you WILL date a faithful sweet small town girl
That's where your whole schizo fantasy fell apart as if you bitter homosexuals could attract something more than chiggers on your tick infested weed riddled yard you call a "farm"
who hurt you?
yep
Excited for Harvestella
Hope Fae Farm or whatever is called comes to PC so I can play with friends.
Installing Harvestella demo as we speak. Really interested in it.
Yeah. It's nothing huge, just some new content. Game already feels really solid as is.
>Harvestella
no marriage in game, apparently
will pirate it
Have they confirmed no marriage?
How many of you "Hurr durr abandon society and work in a farm" Black folk have actually worked, let alone LIVED near one?
My entire lift till 15, i think about the farm all the time and miss it. These games help me feel like I’m back home.
we rented a house on a farm when I was a kid, used to work there during summers after I'd grown up a bit and we moved
I had 60 chickens once in my backyard but parents gave them away.
I've also grown pumpkins, cucumbers and a variety of peppers.
I had a farm in my house around the 2010's we stopped it to build a pool, cope harder you moron
Damn dude how many acres is your pool? Must cost a fortune to maintain.
I can't grow plants for shit, but I live on a property where I currently raise horses, and I used to raise chickens. Bokumono isn't about abandoning society anyway.
I helped a lot as a child with gardening and livestock. Now I have my own garden, fruit trees and a lot of unused space that I'm planning on using somehow
Both of my grandparents raised chickens and had a small farm, I would like to do the same and become as self-sufficient as possible.
Raised on one until my parents joined the army, now I got some chickens and some tomatoes, cucumbers, lettuce, and corn.
Only one track each though. More a garden than a real farm.
how do you sell your stuff?
We have a flea market set up in the field near the local mini mart/gas station.
Can buy a full set of groceries on the cheap every Wednesday from the farmers, cuts of venison from the hunters, some black folks sell clothes with art printed on it or airbrushed paintings, and a couple has a nice orchard and will have peaches, pears, and pecans.
All of them are good people.
As for me, eggs sell well since I have enough hens to undercut grocers, crops sell pretty good too, but is season dependent.
>lay the eggs and do all the work
>humans swoop in and take everything we produce for $0.00 in return
I'm thinking we should unionize
You get to eat fresh crickets, shut up
if I ever figure out how to open the door on this coop we're going to break your fricking legs
>feed
>cracked corn
>crushed oyster shell and limestone
>multi level home
>heating lamps and insulation for the winter
>24 hour security
>medical treatments
>medicine
>$0.00 in return
I'm taking rent you ungrateful foodstuff.
I've always wondered how farmers have stock all year around so people can buy groceries. Because once you harvest crops they have to grow again and that takes time
SEETHING urbaBlack person
I grew up on one.
Half of my family lives in bumfrick nowhere and raises, and I've done my share of yardwork, not pussy shit like planting flowers in soft soil, but actual landscaping, in the heat, and with dry dirt.
Frick off
>i moved piles of dirt from point A to point B, so I’m just better than you OK
>urbanite doesnt realize huge amounts of Ganker are and have always been from the country
You exaggerate, it’s a minority.
Is that why they post on Ganker all day, because they have nothing else to do and no one to talk to irl?
israelites FEAR the indoor chicken farmer...
chickenbros I knew we'd make it through the winter somehow
holy based what games do they play
Mort the Chicken
Imagine the stench.
Literally me, I live a village
I grew up in Montana and used to help some of my friends families with their ranch out in Drummond
Like half the people angry replying to this post are just talking about having gardens
How many of you "Hurr hurr fight for Strangereal and shoot down MiGs" Black folk have actually flown military jets, let alone LIVED near one?
You have to realize that modern Ganker has a lot of third worlders. The vast majority of Americans and Euros who talk about this sort of stuff are LARPing but there's a ton of posters from places like Brazil where growing up on a farm is still very common.
i have no desire to be a trucker OR live in eur*pe but euro truck simulator 2 is kino as frick
I come from a medium-sized upper class suburban town 50 miles from a major city. There were still a lot of farms in town when I was born but now there's only a few. Where do I stand in the urbangay vs ruralgay slapfight?
You're just a gay, man.
The real endgame is retiring early, buying a farm and exploiting farmhands for maximum countryside comfort.
Yes, like all forms of work I hate it. Vidya is nice because its fantasy.
I have, it's frickin shit
Had a garden at home and hunt and fish often. Want ot buy my own land but its expensive as hell saving up for SOMETHING.
>knew a guy like this
>he moves to live on a farm
>ends up staying inside all day on his PC
he’s probably ITT larping like he did any work too
Maybe people want to take the path less traveled or think their current urban jobs suck? Have you ever thought of that, Black person?
Which of today's farmin games are promising? Only ever played harvest moon on the gamecube way back but I remember having a good time
Story of Seasons A Wonderful Life is a remake of Harvest Moon A Wonderful Life which was on the Game Cube so you will probably enjoy that one. Personally im looking forward to Rune Factory 3 Special the most.
>Shows remake of harvest moon a wonderful life
Oooh stardew valley?
>Show another farm game
Wow it's like stardew valley
Pumpkin patch bros you ready to get robbed on your next shipment while your hands get raped to death or
Are you going to bring dock the bassit hound and the repeater
nothing wrong with farming games but this whole rural tradgay "hurr durr frick city slickers" larping is so cringe. keep it in /misc/ please.
All of Ganker is /misc/ moron, you're on our turf
/misc/ itself is a complete schizo board that feels like the entire board is made of AI generated threads. Saying Ganker is generally right winged is correct but if this entire place would be like /misc/ I would never visit again and that's not because of politics.
>Saying Ganker is generally right winged is correct
Kys
>/misc/ itself is a complete schizo board that feels like the entire board is made of AI generated threads.
Not true at all. /misc/ is full of sane threads with anons actually having different opinions.
Ganker is schizo board who likes to blame /misc/
The only genuine posters on pol anymore are boomers and feds. It has collapsed under its own weight.
you first, also go outside, politics rot your brain.
Shut the frick up Black person
astroturfing /misc/ incel you don't have turf you just can't stay in your containment board
Seething soft and effeminate city boy hands typed this post.
Farm sim games are for low testosterone urbanites who don't actually work with livestock or crop whatsoever. They want to simulate it without having to actually exert physical effort, then claim they're such badass tough boys for moving pixels on a screen.
If you actually worked on a farm for any period of time in your life, you'd know the last thing you want to do after upwards of 12-13 hours of work, often-times at the worst fricking hour, is MORE WORK.
Have a couple ostrich pics. I've been spending most of my working days setting up open space for them on my property because these shits grow fast and I have ten in total, they won't be able to stay inside long and they need somewhere habitable they can roam around in before winter comes.
......are you raising ostriches as livestock or pest control??
Both. They're scary c**ts and are good for warding off the ballsier vermin in areas I don't want any dogs or chickens roaming around where I know they'd be fine, plus the eggs are valuable. And if I get sick of any, they themselves run for a decent value.
Ganker ate my pic, fricking Hiroshimoot
cute lil guy. i've heard of ducks and quail(?) being used for bugs, permaculture type stuff. idk that i have the time or energy to raise your behemoths, but ill square that info away just in case.
do they taste good?
Ostrich meat is really similar-tasting to beef but incredibly tender if cooked right. But you really don't wanna eat them, they're more valuable alive and by the time they die of old age the quality of the meat is obviously much worse. If you get ostriches, I recommend just getting no more than two because you can in theory raise 1 or 2 out in the yard and selling ALL their eggs to guarantee you don't get overpopulated, more than that is just hard to track and give them space for. Also check to make sure it's legal to own them in your state - they're only allowed in a few.
Shame I'm not a midget. I'd love my own chocobo.
Cute bird here are my hens. They like to sit in the compost bin.
I posted my chimkens in the other farm games thread. They're the majority of my birbs at the moment but as another anon said, they're overall low maintenance (and can be similarly low income), it's part of why I took the deal on the ostriches, they'll bolster my income pretty significantly.
Also yeah, chickens love perching everywhere they can. It's instinct, here's some chicks doing it at their waterbowl.
I wish I could be based enough to have chickens
Pretty much everyone knows farm is hard work.
You're trying to validate your exitance too much, big boy.
You're actively ignoring the point of my statements, likely because they upset you. No one outside of autistic psychopaths from Germany who play forklift simulators wants to return from a day of work that is physically and mentally draining to do more of that work except now you're not even getting any financial gain out of it. The people who play farm sim games are soft-handed city dwellers who can't afford and don't understand the effort required to actually maintain a farm and just want to simulate the highlights.
>You're actively ignoring the point of my statements, likely because they upset you
No. You're just trying to validate yourself by making headcanons about imaginary people playing video games for fun. Like a big boy you are. You're big boy, don't worry about it.
>proving his point with softhanded condescension
>his point
No need to try this hard, big boy.
>this can't be possible, only one person on Ganker looks down on citygays
Looking down at citygays and trying to validate yourself by making headcanons about imaginary people playing video games for fun are pretty different things, little boy. But I guess I'm wasting time. Normalgay kids are always like this. At least you're not HEMA gay showing his skills in rpg thread lmao.
>being proud of not being normal
LOL, and you have the guts to laugh at disc*rdgays and r*dditroons?
and that posturing is anything but, yeah, right
>ostriches
Black person just grow tomatoes what the frick
Tomatoes don't grow all-year round and can't kick coyotes to death while producing eggs that sell for upwards of $120 a pop. Ten ostriches in total, once those bastards grow they're gonna be feathered gold.
How often do ostriches lay eggs? Can't imagine it's daily like chickens.
hourly
Twice a week roughly. 8 are hens, two wieners, on a good week I can make upwards of $1600 a week off the frickers, and they lay for up to 30 years.
How much do they cost per month in upkeep?
Going off of feed requirements, care, etc, the lot of them would be about $1000 a month once they're fully grown. One particularly good week of laying pays for them, meaning the rest of the month is a profit.
sorry you live in a 600 sq ft apartment sweetie
the ironic part is none of the larping gays would survive the manual labor
the ironic part is none of the larping gays would survive any JRPG in real life XDDD
Well pardon us, Mr. Gucci loafers!
Could be worse. We could have the SDV pedophiles trying to push their cult.
malding gucci loafers
I’m ancom leftist, though. I just want to be able to live life according to true marxist values, growing my own food, not exploiting the labor of others, instead of having to rely on c*pitalists for all basic needs. Farmsims at least let me pretend
>Hurr if you like agrarian lifestyles you must be a /misc/tard
Oh frick off my neighbors are libsocs
Let people have their escapist fantasies dude.
In real life, rural men are just angry all the time, dependent on government welfare, addicted to drugs, their towns are dying, their children are leaving... it fricking sucks.
WELL WELL
Harvest was pretty good this year anon, my garden is flourishing 🙂
Mine sucked. PNW got hit by a bad heatwave. Left everything dry as a bone.
my melons keep exploding every time it rains
i haven't had a single melon survive to maturity, they keep splitting in half
lately my tomatoes are doing the same
it's heartbreaking but at least i can put all that behind me and plant my garlic/onions/leeks/cabbage/kale this week
Same thing happened to my water melons last year. How hot is your area? Where i live its 110+ regularly and my melons were splitting because of the heat.
never breaks 100 but june/july it was 90s every day
Snooort hhaaaaawk
Spits yea it’s a frickin chevy so what Black person
Why is everyone talking about farm game?
A new Nintendo Direct dropped today and half the games shown were farm sims, I shit you not.
What is that on top of the bacon?
Filet mignon by the look of it.
Looks like pork tenderloin wrapped in bacon.
>sweetened goyslop
>processed garbage full of vegetable oils
Stop.
Ganker really is just the dumping grounds for memes from other boards, huh
Almost everything has some kind of vegetable oil, lol. Most of the world cooks with it.
shhh, let him keep on thinking that olives aren't vegetables
>"groceries"
>almost everything is junk food
>r/poverty finance
"Is this ironic?" is what came to my mind first before remembering that there are tremendously moronic people somehow still alive after terrible life decisions, is like not even Satan wants them so they somehow keep surviving through heart diseases and diabetes.
Aside from the obvious moronation like junk food, could he have done better? And are cheerio's cool, or do I really only get to eat those nasty wheat squares when I want cereal?
Yes, actual food does not cost a lot. Remove meats and you can buy a ton of food for not much. Processed garbage costs extra because they know you will get hooked to it. I cook mostly italian dishes, with some vegan dishes when I do not want to spend too much time cooking, and it does not cost a lot.
>And are cheerio's cool
I don't see any problem with buy some cereal, is a quick breakfast or dinner if you feel lazy enough to cook. Outside of that, that idiot bought pretty much nothing but sweets, all that money could be well spent on vegetables, pasta, chicken breast, fish and pork to prepare dishes that each one could last him for two whole days. Also replace the oatmilk for regular whole milk which is way cheaper, personally I don't see any reason to not buy cow milk other than wanting it as a novelty.
>t. in charge of groceries at home
Oat milk is easily the tastiest substitute for regular ol milk at least. Not my first choice, but I can't deny it's breddy gud.
Cereal is fine if its not drowned in sugar
Oatmeal is fast and easy as well
Eat whatever the frick you want as long as it's not giving you diabeetus
BAKE YOUR OWN BREAD
>two packs of filet mignon
jesus frick
im not against buying some of the nice decadent stuff
but some people need to learn how to cook a proper meal and take it easy with all that processed stuff
in canada thats at least 150 dollars. i hate this place
Me too, brother. Me too.
Can you even get a loaf of freshly baked bread in the US? Anytime I see bread in pictures like these its the precut toast shit in a plastic bag.
Yeah there are plenty of bakeries around. It's just cheaper to get the bread that comes like that in stores.
Obviously yes. I get one every week, but most normies I've met get the prepacked crap.
Yes. But it's fricking expensive as shit.
Yeah but it's bread, who gives an af
Just go to a bakery or farmers market bro. There are tons of them in my city.
Watch them pull it out the oven warm? No, but they sell crusty bread looking things that you're supposed to re-bake in the oven.
Normal looking loaf bread put in paper bags and put out? Yes, but they're almost always baked from frozen batards they pluck out of a box that arrived on the delivery van.
It's possible to find small bakeries, but most people only trust NameBrand.
Most bakeries in germany are like that as well, especially the bakeries that are attached to supermarkets. I still think that the bread from these bakeries tastes good.
That's not so bad. In my country, about 7$ would be spent on Tabasco alone.
>they bought processed shit
>they bought the prepackaged filet mignons
>they bought Kroger garbage
>they didn't go to Winco
kys fellow Vegas gay
I'm just starting out, got a cute little farm.
Lmao my dialogue is next gen click me right now
COMMON BOY LETS GO GET THE FRICKING DONKEY OUT THE GATE MOTHERFRICKER GIT YIIIIIPYIIIIP YIIIP
FFFFFTTTTTTTFTFFFT
Pretty cute bro. If you enjoy the game, you'll find you can improve it with mods.
Sorry but my friend tell me that I shouldn't use mods until year two, she is pretty strict about this stuff.
Also got a new kitchen!
>that grass
what's the mod anon?
https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/5255
Gracias anon
>finished cultivating and spreading manure on 600sqft in backyard
>planting wheat next week
can't wait to have my own supply of bulgur
how do you start producing manure? I want to start doing this shit and am worried I'll need to buy manure for my first few years until I get enough waste coming in to make compost
>Summer ending
>Backlog includes Harvestella, Rune Factory 4, some ACNH Pie Grind, All Ateliers available on ps5
>NFL season just started
>Wife grows softer and more dummy plump
Farm-famalams, we eatin good
>NFL
Sorry but Farmchads are NOT handegg cucks. Go back to your general.
>he doesn't have a couple beers with his pops during the game on sunday
I don't even follow the players or anything but it's not that bad of a time
I have Friends of Mineral Town on GBA. Do i play?
play the DS version instead
you can likc it to the mineral town and get extra stuff
is the two best cast of characters in a single game,
i only have the GBA game my friend
then pirate it
LETS GO BOY WHY THE FRICK ARE YOU HIDING IN THE HORSE TRAILER WITH YOU TINY LIL PECKER HANGING OUT
GET OUT THE FRICKING TRAILER GRAB THE HOE I NEED THIS FRICKING FIELD CLEARED
You learn something new everyday.
Didn't know people seethed over farming games of all things.
I don't think it's hatred so much as it is the sheer incredulity that the new Nintendo Direct had no less than FOUR farming sims.
ARRRRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRD YIIIP YIIIIP FFTTTTFFFFFTFTFTFFFFF
HYA HYA COMMON MOTHER FRICKER ITS ONLY 6:30
The duality of man.
I don't enjoy Stardew Valley.
Western designs are shit
And frick cave thing
I tried several times to get into stardew, but quit after only a few hours, just can't get into it.
also, your thoughts on coral island? https://store.steampowered.com/app/1158160/Coral_Island/
ITS HARVEST TIME!
How the actual frick do you eat a tomato?
grill it
Grilled tomato with cheese tastes wonderfull
Get the frick out of here we grow chilis for a reason
Ever thought of just finger goofing cool pene pasta with Rose Mary
>How the actual frick do you eat a tomato?
You just bite it and eat it raw?
Is that not the normal way to eat it? I do it too, so tasty
the normal way is your way, king.
Yep, if you're not using any chemicals, grazeon or shit. Unironically a tomato grown by you tastes 100% different to store bought trash. Once you start growing your own food you realize that you've been cheated all your life, not even memeing.
I just eat the frickers raw but I grew up on a farm in very very rural Spain so I might just be an inbred psycho.
What?
Chop it to bits, stirfry some garlic and onions, then drop all of it into an egg omelet
Isn't that lettuce supposed to be avocado?
Just wash it and eat it raw
you can also cook it like https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menemen_(food)
The easier way is to cut it into slices and adding some salt on it. The easiest way is just giving it a bite.
Raw
With tomato and pepper
The most god tier vegetable there is, especially if its a home grown one.
If you have never had a decent tomato, go and find the "compari" variety at the store and try those.
do americans REALLY
Deep fry it. Everything tastes better deep fried.
Squeeze it and suck out the juice
Slice it, add olive oil and salt. That's it, then if you want some gourmet shit, add sliced onions that may or may not be soaked in boiled salted water, your choice. Add coriander if you like it and eat it, nicest shit ever.
Seeing all these replies got me curious, I know some fruit and vegetables are expensive as frick in some countries like Japan, maybe that's the reason nobody fricking knows how to eat a tomato, just how expensive are tomatoes in your country?
this reminds me, I watched some anime where some bigwig fricked off and grew tomatoes, anyone know it?
The Big O
yeah, that's it
cheers
City hunter
In a sandwich with salt sprinkled on top and mayo. You could also just eat the tomato while sprinkling it with salt after every bite.
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
Make it into a bruschetta
Tomato and Egg.
Is the ultimate food which can be cooked many ways.
On god.
Raw and sliced on a blt
modern tomatoes are soulless and taste like nothing, get some from a framer's market or something.
eat a tomato?
>pick it up
> put it near your mouth
>bite
>chew
>swallow
Its that simple, Anon.
munching with your teeth then swallowing piece by piece
I grew cucumbers from pots on my balcony this summer. They came out good so I can't wait for next spring so I can start prepping even more pots and seeds to grow more veggies.
How are the Netherlands farmers doing currently?
We did it farmbros!
i can farm just fine in the city boomer
PLEASE get some mulch, i beg you
it was the "community garden" for that chop protest where there an anarchy city that didnt need the US with its racism (btw it had gardens based on race)
so they made the nogs grow cotton?
OOF
where are the shadows what the frick
couldn't afford nvidia
Fake and gay, you shooped out the hobo threatening everyone with a stick
Never forget the CHAZ garden
Frick yeah dog pile
is this some kind of moronic
>everyone is welcome!
>plant what you want 🙂
>please only 1! 🙂
commune
why is everything so random
any single person's garden is going to be more organized than this
This happened back in 2020
>Riots/Protests going on in Seattle
>Bunch of leftists take over this block of the city, rename it CHAZ
>They decide to make a “peoples garden”
>Garden ends up an unmitigated disaster since they just threw cardboard everywhere with some mulch in place and not enough water
>Most of the plants died, also some homeless people came in and kept wrecking it
Video of the homeless guy
The meth head who maintained that garden was an absolute gem.
i'm gonna need a farmchad to explain me what's the point of putting dirt on top of cardboard in order to grow plants
To kill weeds, in theory
Of course they are not doing it right
Where’s the Anti-Homeless protection with rainbow flag for your crops?
Xseed abandoned RF5 after fixing none of the problems. Still runs like shit and plays like shit
Spamming remakes in order to get nostalgia bux
I knew the moment they brought back the IP after the main developers croaked, they would milk the series to death.
Only farm game i am intrested in was the Harvest Moon remake cause of pure nostaligia. had that one on the gamecube as a kid.
For me it's Elona+
like the idea of farming but im not a moron who thinks its a disney movie its alot of work and dealing with awful oders also nature is gruesome as shit even on the farm.
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https://youtube.com/shorts/4QzyhoWIzQs?feature=share
Not to mention all the modern amidites i cant let go of i like having fast internet and not worrying the local skinwalker tapping on the window.
It's not that bad. I work with my girlfriend and her dad in there farm. Not those mega thousands of arce farm just a dozen arches. We raise pigs, and chickens. Worse aspect of the farm isn't the smell but castrating the pigs. After you hear the squealing ring your ears 3 times you get numb, and strong. We don't kill our hens we use them for eggs and give them to friend sand family. Tbh keeping the farm maintained is the hardest part of the job.
HIRR DURR SKIBWUALKER
shut up redditor you're more in danger of dealing with wild animals than some supernatural stuff like that.
being in-touch with life and self sufficiency is worth the loss of some internet speed and modern comforts
"I am a redditor who is afraid of dirt, nature, and a little bit of manual labor" FTFY
everyone that played harvest moon friends in mineral town married the nurse right?
No, Popuri is the best
that’s the one with bubble gum hair right? she’s too child like
my time at portia has better farmfuis
Disgusting western shit
I can smell you through the screen
I thought it was Chinese
Elly is better in every single way
Most girls in Portia are kind of ugly. Sandrock has better varieties.
Kneel, City slickers
If you build it
They will cum
What are the best farm games released in the last 1-2 years?
I'd like a game like the rice farming game but without the combat section
Any story of seasons
I'm not watching this shit, give me the rundown.
>potato seeds
>onion seeds
>pumpkin seeds
>carrot seeds
>wheat seeds
>lettuce seeds
Yup,its farming time
I don't really like tomatoes. I'll tolerate them on a hamburger or something but I don't like the consistency and mouth feel. The taste is fine. Figured you would want to know
Tomatoes are fricking poison.
Tomatoes are a godly creation. They're only toxic to the heathens.
I have a bowl of tomatos out of my garden that ive been sitting here munching on all morning.
Comparis, sunrays, orange cherries. Its quite nice.
I broke up with a girl over the fact that she hated tomatoes
I hope we can at least remain friends then
>like tomato (sauce)
>hate tomato (vegetable)
I explained to you pretty clearly that I like the taste fine but don't like chewing it or the way it feels in my mouth. So therefore it is fine as a sauce or whatever
I like tomatoes in burgers because of the contrast between the wet cold tomato and the hot patty. Delicious
I hate tomatoes in burgers, they get the bun all soggy. And sandwiches too. Frick tomatoes.
Organize your toppings, put the tomato at the bottom, then lettuce, onion and whatever else you want to add. If your bread is getting soggy then the problem is that you're not toasting it enough.
yeah i also hate the feel of tomatos. thats why we grow pepperoni instead.
I was tired to growing boring grass, grew hot pepper instead, free food.
realistically farming for just yourself would suck and god forbid you hurt yourself and are alone so whats the farming meta of working hands for a farm vs how much is needed to feed them?
https://permaculturism.com/how-much-land-does-it-take-to-feed-one-person/
It's another hobby like going to the gym except you don't pay a subscription and it forces you to eat healthy and come back daily for a bigger reward. Like the gym you can get a good workout with just a shovel and a hoe.
Realistic farmer games are boomer tier. Any game where I can play a fantasy farmer? Milking minotaurs, bribing dryads to fertilize my fields, having harpies lay eggs? Or scifi farmer, feeding a whole ship with my hydroponics farm?
With Harveststella coming in 6-7 weeks what is your opinions on it? I don't feel like watching the 30 min treehouse gameplay video on it. I haven't seen much of the marriage candidates. Is it more dungeon crawler than farm sim?
>Harvestella
>marriage candidates
Who wants to tell him?
They are marriage candidates rightttttt?
Doesn't seem like it. Notice how the Harvest Moon remake and RF3 Special made the marriage mechanics part of the announcement? Harvestella has yet to say a single thing about any romance.
Give it to me straight, how are they gonna frick up RF3S?
>work in STEM
>no jobs for me out in the country
Enjoy, bros. Maybe one day I'll get that remote work cash cow.
>STEM
Lot of the flyover states are desperate for healthcare workers.
I seriously contemplated it back during the pre-vaccine period of the pandemic with the small fortunes some places were offering and how much hazard pay was being offered on top, but being trapped in the cornfields where the biggest metropolitan area is the capitol and then you're still hours if not days away from an actual city like Chicago or Denver or one of the big southern cities by the Gulf sounds like misery. No wonder the suicide rates are so high the further away from cities you get.
I'll live vicariously through a farming game and keep my urbane urban creature comforts.
My retirement goal is to move as far out into the middle of nowhere as possible out west
I fricking hate cities
I just lied and said i had 4 years of college sent a photo shop of a degree with my name. Now I spend my day inputting data for a local clinic getting paid 30 an hour from home. I was scared they would find me out for the first 6 months now im certain they just looked at it and checked a box saying i was legit without even opening the file i probably couldve sen a pic of my ass and got the job.
Since this is the farm thread, is Sakuna any good?
>is Sakuna any good?
THE best by a country mile. The devs had absolutely no reason to go that in-depth into rice farming and yet they did
Do people really need that many farming sims?
These games are a time investment, I doubt any of you self proclaimed farming sim fans will be playing more than 2 of these.
HM AWL was my favorite HM game as a kid. Something about the town and camera angle and art style really felt different from the other HM games and I couldn't get as into the others as AWL. Has anyone played it recently and knows if it holds up? Cautiously excited for the remaster
i played it with a group of my friends at the beginning of covid and we enjoyed it. guess it might be different from the perspective of people who never played it tho.
Return to your roots
impossible to do unless you go full wood cabin loner or you get yourself a roastie
farming games are so fricking boring. do you even do anything different enough to warrant there being multiple games?
I didn't watch the nintendo direct
What farm games did they show?
Just harvestallia and RF3S?
>Story of Seasons
>Faefarm
>Rune Factory 3
>new Rune Factory in development
>Harvestella
>Various Daylife
Huh, more than I thought.
Thanks anon
Various deeznuts
It's all shovelware and garbage coming up. RF3 is cool, but it's been around more than a decade already.
>how good we're eating lately.
What the frick were they even thinking mashing it all into one direct?
Who the frick would play all of those? They probably only doomed some of those games by pitting them against better titles.
>buff black dude from Forget-Me-Not who was young and single but could not be wed in AnWL or DSC even though the latter let you bone a guy old enough to be your grandfather, has been redsigned into a twink you can marry
I'm happy because RF3 is getting a remaster and Harvestella looks nice, but everything else paled in comparison.
I see why people play the blame game with Stardew Valley- it caused a surge in mediocre developers making mediocre games thinking they could make the next big indie hit without knowing why Stardew did so well in the first place
This is not stardew's doing. I blame new horizons and marvelous' persistent incompetence. Devs and publishers are realizing, like ea did, that women are stupid, easy to manipulate and have no standards and so these games are pandering hard to that female audience wanting an easy piece of the animal crossing pie.
i hate gamer girls
>women are stupid, easy to manipulate and have no standards
WTF is wrong with incels? Even when we don't do anything they're talking about us rent free
There's a seething dipshit in every farming thread who blames everything wrong with the genre on the addition of features that pander to the female audience, such as female MCs and marriageable males. Don't reply to it.
>blames everything wrong with the genre on the addition of features that pander to the female audience, such as female MCs and marriageable males
Sounds like he's on to something
Pandering to a female audience is probably why RF5 has such shitty waifus.
That's a moronic leap of logic. The girls in 5 are fine anyway.
No it isn't.
>female players have an assortment of husbandos with different body types, up to and including a dilf
>male players have girls with all the same body type, one of whom is literally moronic all while they rub the milfs in your face
The fact I just walked into this thread and knew exactly which series you were talking about without context says a lot about that developer's disdain for its own fans.
It hurts bro.
breasts or gtfo
Gooch or gtfo
I never played a wonderful life, does the game has a time limit with you aging n shit?
if yes that's a turn off from me
I hate games with time limits of any kind. Never played Dead Rising because of that
Yes, AWL ends after a certain number of in-game years with (You) dying. You can start a NG+ afterward though.
It has a time limit, both to get married and for your MC's lifespan. The original version didn't have an endless mode, but the Special Edition rerelease introduced a Heaven Mode that to let you continue farming.
I'm definitely buying Story of Seasons and the RF3 remaster. The aging mechanic in Story of Seasons seems really cool if they do it right.
Harvestella kinda sucks though plus no marriage so that game lost me. I won't be buying the western one with all the blacks in it either. Don't even remember what it was called.
>The aging mechanic in Story of Seasons seems really cool if they do it right.
They didn't do a great job with it in the original, although it wasn't too terrible. They might be able to improve it, but the biggest problem with it was that the player dies of old age before many other members of the cast who are older than the player at the start of the game and I don't fosee this being fixed because it would mean killing off half of the town's population and leaving very few people left to interact with in the alter chapters. Theoretically, the town's population could be re-balanced by introducing new characters, but I have my doubts about that happening. Because nips are all spineless cucks, I don't expect that this game will include the long-removed rival pairing mechanic, so your child will most likely be growing up with only the pre-existing two kids in the town, while the other half of the town's population is single people who stay single for the twenty-ish years of the game's duration.
>I don't expect that this game will include the long-removed rival pairing mechanic
the first remake didnt get it and I doubt this one will
japs hated the idea of canon romances so they removed it entirely
As I said, I don't expect it to appear. I only brought it up because the existence of rival pairs and rival children would be a boon to AWL in particular, with it's aging mechanic. The passage of time in AWL would feel more natural if the elderly passed away, the single people coupled up, and there was more than one child born in a time-span of twenty-ish years. There would be massively more room for character development (and setting development) across the town if there were other family units growing alongside yours.
I'll never forgive nips for the removal of rival pairs.
it is a bit fricked to think the entire city will die out because no one will have sex but you, but that's pretty accurate to real-life japan
>aging mechanic
I'm still waiting for the day we get village sim where you're expected to live out more than 1 person's life
like your start with a farmer, you revitalize the town
make friends & start a family
then you ng+ and start as your kid but you take on a different role in the town (like become the blacksmith apprentice and stuff)
if your parent character hit a friendship breakpoint for an NPC, your kid would see a new cutscene involving your parent when you reach the friendship breakpoint
or otherwise demonstrate how the parent changed their life
maybe include cutscenes involving your two parents (i.e. comfy domestic life cutscenes)
Sounds like a cool idea. Maybe you should do it yourself if no one else will.
I've thought about it as an SDV mod
small-scale proof of concept
(and I get to handwave buggy or weird behavior - like other kids don't age - as "whatever, it's a mod")
but ultimately I'm a consoomer, not a creator
Is it weird that AWL remake is the most exciting thing for me in this direct?
No, it's the same for me.
>AWL remake
Interested. The OG game needed major QOL updates and got them in the PS2 version, which was so poorly coded that it ran like absolute shit. AWL has a great base of an atomospheric town, well-loved cast, and great music, and it has a ton of potential for new content (and inheritance of the DS-exclusive Forget-Me-Not content).
>Harvestella
Low budget Squareshit. Unironically looks like a mobile game.
>RF3S
RF3 didn't really need a port, imo. If it gets just the same amount of new content as 4 Special got, it won't be enough to entice me to buy it again.
>Fae Farm
I have zero interest in a game with a multiplayer focus, and still every feature looks half-baked and forgettable.
>New RF project with zero detail
Nothing to be excited about yet.
good thread
HALEYCHADS RISE UP
I planted some turnips and radishes last week, got some good sprouts but how long do they take ?
Month and a half.
Yahtzee was right
all of them mogged by the average Minecraft modpack
Minecraft is mogged by DQ Builders.
does it have cool automation elements?
Just got the demo for Harvestella, I can't fricking wait until it comes out
The "Story of Seasons" remake actually looks good for once and I might pick it up
Dora
Same with that Doraemon one
And I'm very happy Rune Factory isn't dead despite what some homosexuals might say, I hope the next game is a step up and the guys learned from RF5
And that one western one doesn't offened me
Also frick the gays who have a problem with these games now.
I don't hate them, but I hate that they latch on to the aesthetic and the lmao comfy farm life :^) craze without respecting what originally made the genre great.
i think the AWL one in particular is a travesty. it's a game with a very particular tone to it and they're really just fricking it up, absolutely no care for what the original was like.
harvestella looks great though. if it had marriage it'd be the RF game we've been dreaming about for years.
>i think the AWL one in particular is a travesty. it's a game with a very particular tone to it
What's wrong with it? What tone are you talking about?
On the most basic level, the colour palette is way, way too bright.
Okay, why is that a problem?
Because it ruins the mellow, muted tone of the game.
Elaborate anon. HM/SoS aren't known for their somber atmospheres and high pace, why is this game the one that should've been muted, what makes it more mellow?
> HM/SoS aren't known for their somber atmospheres
Yes, they are. It's not my problem that you only play the new, shitty games.
>why is this game the one that should've been muted
Because that's what the original was like.
>what makes it more mellow?
How about the fact that you literally grow old and die at the end?
>Yes, they are. It's not my problem that you only play the new, shitty games.
No they aren't anon, they're muted maybe. But they aren't somber
>How about the fact that you literally grow old and die at the end?
Anon, I don't know how to tell you this, but that's literally life, that doesn't mean it's mellow or somber.
I am not a Farmchad but I may play Harvestella.
It seems to be more a JRPG with very lite farming mechanics
That's why it appeals to me as someone who is not a Farmchad.
Ruralgays seem really obsessed with cities though, based on what I see online. They're always talking about how scared they are of them.
If rurals aren't mad about cityfolk all the time then Who made this image
Usually its rural who went citygay discovered that it sucks ass over there and moved back.
farmchads I'm starting to become concerned that we're literally never going to lose. Winning this much is getting boring
Which farm games are coming out soon?
>Harvestella
>Rune Factory 3 (aka the best one)
Does the AWL remake look.. worse to anyone else? The artstyle looks so much worse than its original. It's one of my favorite Harvest Moon titles yet I find myself not really excited about this. It's.. kind of a bummer actually.
The Harvest Moon artstyle peaked with BTN/AWL. It's all downhill from there.
>fae farm looks whatever
>AWL looks like dogshit, especially when compared to the Doraemon SoS games
>the SE one looks alright I guess
>new Rune Factory when 5 was a disgrace and the localization went out of its way to make the game worse for everyone
It really sucks that the only game I'm somewhat looking forward to out of this batch is RF3R and that's because there's just so little they can screw up, all they need to do is add more postgame content and if that doesn't happen I'll stick to the original
I fricking wish I could be excited for a new farming game again
>devs are still making farming games when the genre was perfected with Stardew Valley
>look like guy on left
>wish i looked like guy on right
>perfected with Stardew Valley
The game is good, but by no means perfect.
oh boy I can't wait to spend 18 years raising a child with my loving wife only for him or her to dissapoint me by becoming infected with modern values and leaving the farm for the city leaving me to tend to my crops alone into my old age while they become more and more degenerate, never even bothering to give me grandchildren
Honestly most people like to stay with the farms when they're raised on it. If it wasn't for government interference and a ton of corporatization of modern farming I think a lot of people would try to start farming more. A lot of my friends work seasonally on farms still or took over their family's ranch.
Only extreme beta males feel the need to control their adult sons' lives and values lmao. Good thing you'll never reproduce.
Urbanization has been a disaster to society
Agriculture has been a disaster to society
People have literally been saying this since the Roman Republic
I tried growing things on an allotment and it was pretty good.
FARM FRIENDS, I KNEEL!
Honestly, I just found the sheer number of farm sims in this direct funny. Had no idea the genre was that piping hot.
Are ther any farming games that let you actually build/customize your farm like stardew, as much as I hate the artstyle and combat of stardew I don't think I can go back to a basic ass plot of land I can't change
Harvest Moon: A New Beginning
your mileage may vary though
I already pre-order HARVESTELLA
YWNBAW
emily is CUTE
Is this game even about video games?
I was kind of interested in Various Daylife but it looks pretty bog standard. Is there actual dungeon diving or is it all field battles? The biomes/locations didn't look particularly inspiring either, which is probably the biggest turn away imo. Still, what do you guys think? Anyone pick it up?
>SoSAWL site mentions "enhanced festivals"
>AWL didn't have festivals at all
Interesting. I hope "resident requests" is also more than just "please bring me twenty bear asses"
>RF3S right as my R4 shits out
Feels good. Would love 1 to get this treatment. I just hope they manage to include the autism minmax item crafting.
i have to wonder how does one get a better diet? you guys go to a nutritionist or something like that?
tons of stuff about nutrition on youtube. Some of my favorites are Dr. Eric Berg, Dr. Sten Ekberg, and Dr. Jason Fung.
Nice thanks anon
Farming games are great. My dream is to have a house with a nice garden that me and my husband take care of.
is this AI art?
Considering the 5 on the mailbox is legible, I'm gonna say no
the deer also has the appropriate amount of legs in the right places
gay
if you're a female i'd like to try being your husband my dream is somewhat like this except in the mountains, probably swiss
There's like 20 fricking farming games coming out, I kneel.
What farming sim has the most variety in things to do? I already played stardew to death and I'm currently enjoying how rune factory 4 lets me personally sell my items to passing residents and tame monsters but I want more.
You can give Sakuna a try, be warned though, it will actually punish you for fricking up your crops.
Why do Japanese developers even bother anymore when Stardew Valley mogs on all of their pitiful efforts?
It's been an impeccable day.
What are some good farming games to play right now? I've played RF4S, frontier, all harvest moon from 64- a new beginnings. Stardew valley. Is RF5 worth investing into? I have a pirated PC copy.
I moved into the wilderness a few years ago but I've become completely disillusioned with this country, the government and even normies make it as hard as they can for a modern person to live off the land and grow or hunt food in every single state. I hate this fricking area and everything it represents now, just a glorified playground for people who can afford to larp in the woods, while the country people who can't afford a new F-450 get driven into cities to live in the pod
frick farms and frick the country. i think i will move to chicago soon.
this post smells of gucci leather
I'm thinking falseflag
whatever man it's just my opinion
*sip*
>allow 300000000 million people to fish forage hunt whenever they want
>oops every resource has been decimated within a week lol
Living self-sustainably off the land is a rich-man's lifestyle.
I'm not even joking about this, when you look into it you realize that setting this shit up properly is staggeringly expensive (and it's not super cheap to maintain either).
Literally how delusional can someone be to think it's not expensive as frick to set up a farm? All the poorgays that own a farm have inherited it.
It depends, growing food for yourself can be done with minimal means. It's just rather labor intensive. It's not that hard to make some basic planters and grow some simple crops like cabbages and tomatoes and potatoes. People have been sustenance farming for milennia and with modern tools it's easy to overproduce, especially if you create compost out of weeds.
there are fricking africans right now digging around in the dirt making rows of yams and raising chickens who make less than $2 a day
it's expensive in the west because the goycattle are not allowed to live outside of the cities, their masters don't like it
What are some good farming games to play right now? I've played RF4S, frontier, all harvest moon from 64- a new beginnings. Stardew valley. Is RF5 worth investing into? I have a pirated PC copy.
Unironically if you have gamepass the new disney game scratches my itch
>eating rabbit food
I eat potatoes but that's about it. The green shit is blehh
Anyone noticed that the farm village simulator genre is literally incapable of evolving despite being far from its peak potential? Last time we got anything new is when Rune Factory introduced fantasy combat to spice it up.
It's our time.
Check out kynseed.
more like never will be finished-sneed
Harvestella is the first time I've been interested in any sort of farm/town sim style game, really excited for it honestly.
Just made a shepherds pie from scratch now I’m ready to play farm games
i kinda want to make my own pickles with home grown cucumbers. also want to grow onions.
since Black person mods deleted the dreamlight valley thread, I will discuss here.
Farming sucks, but so does life. Farming will however reward you for your time and effort (usually). Indifferent nature that can be controlled for the benefit of sincere men.
Just hit 400k
now starting to do quests
I can now get rid of those mushrooms
i can now play the game
I have many items stored up
it's go time
How?
Just throwing it out there
A Pokemon farm sim would be comfy as frick
And frankly Pokemon as a concept fits more with that anyway.
i actually really like this idea. with poke waifus becoming more evolved and pokemon lacking in things to do other than simple turn based combat i think it could fit in really well
>my dad had a small sort of farm with chickens, tons of vegetables, and sheep
>spent all my time there playing vidya and staying inside
>play farming vidya for hours now
feels a bit like this except my backyard is big enough for vegetables so I'm growing them now
Sneed
In the last 8 months, I have cooked 7 meals total at home.
This includes microwaving stuff and oven pizzas.
you could start getting some easy to use appliances to make simple meals in bulk.
I got a rice cooker that can steam vegi's/meat as well, and just toss shit into my oven to bake for 20-30 minutes while I game. low prep time, low maintenance, easy rewards. crockpots are also really handy.
So this is what happens when Farmville millenials grow up and start making games? Sad.
You aren't fooling anyone zoomer
I was in my garden today and watched a bee diving into some fava bean flowers enthusiastically
The problem is that I looked into the flowers and there didn't seem to be all that much pollen on them and it made me feel bad because it looked like quite a bit of effort
I played Harvest Moon as a kid
My mother always tell people that my dream as a kid was to be the 'harvest moon boy' lol
Also told me to stay away from one of the blonde girls and marry the brown haired girl that's easy to marry in AWL lol
>playing FoMT
>going for harvest goddess
>remember how long the animal products take (shipping req)
Bros, I don't feel so good.
Ruralgay speaking. There are no woman here, they all went to the city. Last years we got a lot of inmigrants. Future is not bright.
Rural BC here. Know that feel.
Don't worry you'll get your turn after she takes about a million wieners in the city and wants to settle down later, that is if she doesn't fall even deeper down the rabbithole and turns into a troony/dyke blaming everyone but themselves.
>how good we eating
Is this fricking twitterspeak?
Bro it’s just letters they can’t hurt you.
RGG Ishin is being localized, and I get to farm with my cute daughterwife again.
Does Ishin have farming?
yeah it has a farming minigame
Good. Always wanted a Yakuza game with farming stuff. Can you use farm equipment as weapons?
Thinking about it a full on yakuza harvest moon crossover would be pretty cool.
>Can you use farm equipment as weapons?
There's a dungeon crawler side mode for that
There's a dungeon crawling mode?
Are all the farming games NWO propaganda to prepare for the collapse of civilization?
what is the best farming game out right now? I've already "finished" stardew
You don't have a lot of options
> SV
> HM
> AC
> RF
> MTAP
That's it.
Some off brand sims that I'm looking at but haven't tried yet:
>Apico
more focus on managing a bee apiary than farming. also has better multiplayer integration
>Sun Haven
early access, I think it's more an RF vibe (heavily story/combat)
>Traveller's Rest
more focused than a typical farming sim but it has some farming elements
>Dinkum
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Early Access/Not released yet:
>Pixelshire
>World's End Diner
Uncategorized:
>Littlewood
wide but shallow, cute artstyle but not much depth. more of a town management than farming sim.
>
>play an RPG
>there's a farming minigame
>spend more time on the minigame than the main story
What game? More RPGs need farman minigames.
This with dungeoning in Stardew Valley, never bothered with a farm apart from doing town center quests
High-test harvest lookin good bois
how many onion seeds did you plant?
My onions didn't grow for shit. What'd you do for such gains?
How do I frick jas?
all the announced farmgames for 2023 & early 2024:
harvest moon wonderful life
fae farm
rune factory 3
rune factory X
harvestella
lightyear frontier
one lonely outpost
coral island
wandering village
ooblets
witchbrook
i am future
sunnyside
my time in sandrock
HAUNTED CHOCOLATIER