FAST50

Wait, its actually good? edition

Marathon is ongoing, we've had some great runs so far and are sure to have many more. Talk runs, not bait

https://www.twitch.tv/mogulmoves
https://www.youtube.com/@ludwig
https://fast50.gg

>Q: What the frick is this shit?
A: It's a three-day speedrunning event hosted by some former Smash player. Has a few big names, and got flak for being made up of mostly white dudes.
>Q: Why did you make a fricking thread for this?
A: Because Ganker usually has recurring threads for speedrun events and this one made GDQ organizers incredibly salty since it might actually have soul.
>Q: Isn't this guy a fricking eceleb? Aren't all these people ecelebs?
A: There are a few well-known runners on the schedule so the quality could vary wildly between runs.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First for segregation

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      change GDQ to Fast50 and it's golden

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No because the point is that GDQ are the ones doing the segregation.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          but Fast50 is the all white event. Come on, it'll be funny

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are you stupid? The point is that GDQ has separate fountains for whites and Black folk.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              But it's funnier if you put the accidental all white event vs the obligatory all black event.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You seem to be brain damaged so I'm just going to stop trying to explain why the original joke is better.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ignore rateposters
    do not ritualpost

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hngh .... Some of the rateposters use cute anime pics tho....

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MIGGED

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Two gray cheeps, you already know I'm swimming there on the perfect route

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shits all over gdq and ESA so far

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      assembling my elderly family members and forcing them to "speedrun" games they've never seen or heard of would shit all over GDQ too.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    not Ludwig

    I hate Ludwig because he's handsome, successful, and extremely popular

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad he has less personality than wet tissue paper.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is cope

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Funny because he does seem like the guy that would come to Ganker to falseflag like this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He'll always live under Hasan's shadow as the punching bag friend of someone 3 times as popular and handsome and taller then he'll ever be and be remembered for something actually meaningful.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but it's fricking hasan lel

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >and got flak for being made up of mostly white dudes.
    >this one made GDQ organizers incredibly salty since it might actually have soul.
    Okay so, how is it then? Are the runs actually GOOD? The biggest problem with watching GDQ is not just the troons but the fact that few runs are even worth watching

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This run, the Jak run and Odyssey were quality (performance)
      The Cuphead and Mario Maker runs were more color commentary funny rather than raw good play
      Skipping Minecraft regardless because it's a Minecraft speedrun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's okay. It's basically The Ludwig Show featuring speedruns, but the runs themselves really haven't been bad. The schedule is solid. Good background noise.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its mostly just a bunch of people having fun and bantering while showing off some cool stuff, it really does feel like early GDQ. if you want serious speedrun attempts though probably not for you, I've been enjoying it a lot though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's weird to have this dudes that know almost nothing about speedruns on commentary, but it's somewhat refreshing to hear how absurd some things we take for granted are.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every run so far has been amazing. Jak and SMB are comfykino. Odyssey was a lot of banter and jokes. The smm race was a bit chaotic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        See what happens when you actually handpick good entertainers for your speedrunner event? GDQ has been shooting themselves in the foot by forcing diversity and inclusion at the cost of the quality of the runners.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hope he keeps it tight and invite only for the next year, too.
          Only bringing the creme of the crop, or at least just his friends to stop it from becoming as awkward as GDQ is.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You frickers have no idea how refreshing it is to have a normal speedrun event that isn't filled to the brim with transvestites and he/she's trying to shove their mutilated dick shit down your throat every 35 minutes. This may be the last time ever in history this happens

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There will be another marathon this year brother, persevere

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where man? I haven't watched or kept up with it since like, 2016 maybe

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Next month, surely... Dogwater Runs returns... They were talking about submissions closing soon this week
          If you want an idea of what it was like last time this was my favorite run by far because of Kevin popping off in Frog Forest

          ?si=bTI6VmDX-3mEuCQZ&t=1977

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I predict 2 months from now, sometime in July.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >online event
            no

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This event is going to be a massive success, I think. We're watching the ground floor. Having it be an invitational also helps set it apart from the trash that is nu-GDQ.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >This event is going to be a massive success, I think.
        which means it will either be infiltrated or sabotaged

        demons are real and hate all good things

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I believe this also he got away an all male mostly white group this time...but if he does another one he's definitly going to troony it up to avoid controversy

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The superior speedrun stream is here.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >minecraft
    aight imma head out for an hour

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RATE THE RUN

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      S

      Two solid speedruns for the price of one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SS
      one for each run

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      S
      Seriously impressive movement. Even the few mistakes he had he recovered immediately and it barely affected his pace.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      S
      he got there on the perfect line

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is farquad in the audience

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If this event became a week long and was held twice a year, how long do you think it'll take to become pozzed?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3 years

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ludwig even does a better job of promoting these people than GDQ
    >asks the runner if he streams so he can plug himself
    >lets him talk
    >daps him up
    >sets up the next runner
    Meanwhile, on GDQ
    >hey i know i'm about to get cut off but i'd really like to talk for a minute while the credits roll because we all love the credits and... what? no? we can't? o-okay...
    >well... th-thanks for watching a-

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      back in the old days they'd call it the "gdq bump" where ur viewers would go way up after the marathon. doesn't really exist anymore sadly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, there's clearly a lot more thought towards entertainment value. It's also got a much better balance of sweaty runs and runs where people are just fricking around.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ludwig's a dickhead but he knows how to run an event

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Since OP forgot the schedule:
    https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/103n5hqcPzJAHTQHSQm97kYgIXmSH_H4EgBYHG5LBeVc/htmlview#

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >links the youtube channel instead of the stream itself
      This bothers me, I ask kindly that you fix it solely because I want to embed it. I'll even post the link to save you time.

      sorry i just copied the last OP if I bake the next one ill be sure to add these

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Up next.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Geoguessr
      >Puzzle
      >Trackmania
      >Daily Games Relay (?)
      Oh yeah, you better believe we sleep

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, that's gotta be put there specifically to let people sleep.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least there's a designated sleep block.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >missing Geokino
        ngmi

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've had it on since the event ha started, passively listening. I'm really happy with how it's going, I haven't been able to put on a GDQ as background stuff in what feels like years. Good job Ludwig, break up with your ugly girlfriend next

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >links the youtube channel instead of the stream itself
    This bothers me, I ask kindly that you fix it solely because I want to embed it. I'll even post the link to save you time.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh shit connar

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >real woman
    constant reminders this isnt gdq

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      every female that's been on stream has been a biofem so far, I didn't think that was possible in a speedrun event

      Is Ludwig, dare I say, /ourguy/?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        for now, but all good things must come to an end. I fully expect some troons to be in the next speedrun event he does

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's one in this event, but you'll never guess who it is.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >but you'll never guess who it is
            I can try
            It's ZFG

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nope, try again.
              Hint: the answer might not be obvious at first.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The fact that it's not intensely obvious, and fliping their shit with weird sex politics mid run tells you that it's a high quality one anyways.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's literally an industry plant

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely fricking not, but I appreciate him keeping the Smash (and now, potentially) speedrunning communities afloat with what he doesn't gamble away

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Of course not. But he manages to be less of an insane frickup than GDQ. No comment on how he fits into Smash, as that's not my turf.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >woman

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    every female that's been on stream has been a biofem so far, I didn't think that was possible in a speedrun event

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    biofem is my favorite w40k faction

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm live in my bedroom
    I don't know why that cracked me up.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's beautiful bros. It's just a bunch of dudes playing videogames, having a laugh. Fricking rare event here, not necessarily a must watch but absolutely contented

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I missed the intro to this run. can someone explain what's going on? and how does the girl fit into this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's in her monthly fertile window right now, first one to win gets to fill her with his seed.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rooting for my homie Feinberg
        He deserves it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this run
      It's not a speedrun
      >what's going on
      You can donate to charity to sabotage the players
      >how does the girl fit into this
      Biological females make people donate more

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      $500 to charity for every run completed before Feinberg wins

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >woman cam
    ???

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Neuron activation cam

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cute

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember back when you had to send Notch twenty bucks over Paypal to buy Minecraft...Eons ago....

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's just like old gdq
    a group of normalBlack folk in a studio reminding the viewers to slurp on red bull every 5 minutes while whacky youtube man pretends to not understand anything is not gdq.
    have a nice day parasocial twitch Black folk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's really not like old GDQ at all, but it still beats the hell out of nu-GDQ

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >woman
    Man vs. Nature
    >Feinberg
    Man vs. Society
    >Ludwig
    Man vs. Self

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So why are they jumping between the female and two guys running on site?
    Couldn't they figure out how to show her screen in addition to theirs?

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Written out like FATSO
    >Logo looks like it says FART 50

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this whole run
    Maybe I'll go to sleep after it.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cute girl cam
    cute girl cam
    cute girl cam

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How often does ludwig show up? I hate that guy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      permanently until he goes to sleep later

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Infinitely. It's his event and he's going to be on every couch and involved in every other run. Wait for him to go to sleep, and then wait for him to wake up again.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > like and subscribe
    > support me on patreon
    > Twitch

    Frick off you grifting israelite. Buy an ad.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a speedrun? Has simpleflips said anything?

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn this is fun to watch.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tune in
      >it's just a minecraft let's play
      I'm confused

      I have no fricking idea on what's happening, but I find it funny regardless.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tune in
    >it's just a minecraft let's play
    I'm confused

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the comedy run in-between Mario and Monkey Ball.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      here's where the run is happening
      https://www.twitch.tv/assassinjillian

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a "race" but you can mess with the actual speedrunner and kill him if you donate.
      There were actual speedruns before and will be some in the future.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nobody begging for donations
    >commentary isnt constantly interrupted for moronic shoutouts and "reminders"

    count me the frick in, even though i have no clue whats happening

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    worst run so far but maybe that's because I'm not into streamer bait "viewer sabotage" gameplay.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >two-handed curls
    blood...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a tungsten cube, so it's understandable.
      The real question is, why do they have a fricking tungsten cube?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was in his car.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why does he keep a tungsten cube in his car

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So chat can donate for the tungsten cube

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But why tho

            If you paid $4000 for the 45 pound tungsten cube, you'd take it with you everywhere too.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Fair enough.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'd worry about it getting stolen.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not many can sneak away with a 45 pound metal cube in their pocket.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But why tho

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        someone's gotta have it. that cube can't just own itself

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ludwig did a stream recently where he let his chat buy whatever they want on Amazon to decorate his room and his chat bought a big tungsten cube for like $4000.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why dont YOU have a 20kg tungsten cube?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >spending $4k on a tungsten cube for a joke
          I sort of hate this

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you know these streamerhomosexuals are millionaires, right?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I mean, it's a 4 inch cube of pure tungsten. I wish I had one, but I'll have to settle for the 2 inch cube.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if I drop it, I don't want to have a square-shaped hole through the world starting from my house.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because I'm not poor. I have a 20kg gold cube instead.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw so poor I could only afford a hydrogen cube

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Gold is for nouveau riche peasants, real richgays have a 20kg palladium cube.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do not question the will of the Tungsten Cube.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take out these grunting sounds it's fricking gay

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lift with your back

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The tungsten cube is a cryptocurrency meme, I associate it with $LINK

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >LUDWIG AND MOISTCRITIKAL?!?!?!

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's like the safest and most boring game list ever, they literally just went "popular nintendo game" & a few well known nostalgia games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the lesser of two evils compared to GDQ's 3-5 hour RPG runs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They we're gonna do an event where Coney and Alpharad were going to blind race in a random shitty kids movie tie-in game, but of course the vaguely interesting event got axed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      seriously? theres no megaman, sonic, metroid snoozefests that alone makes it way better than any other marathon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      id rather it be games im familiar with and can appreciate what they are doing than some shitty game from 20 years ago that no one else but the runner has ever played

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >REF GIVE ME AN APPLE
    >I'M WORKING ON IT
    this "run" is tarded but it too has its moments

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no artist got paid for Carameldansen, only the label

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all the Dream jabs
    You would never hear this at GDQ.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >woman has to resort to cheating
    Pathetic!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >men have been rampantly cheating the whole run
      based men.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >She's panicking
    >Frick her

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the woman cheats out the ass and still fails

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    actual trainwreck tier run

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of that Terraria run at GDQ.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    every time I've ever seen a minecraft run it's been a disaster

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >run is still going on
    >had to wait for the captcha and the run is still happening

    just end it please

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I FOUND IT!!
    >proceeds to kill himself
    Not goona lie, that actually got me.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's after minecraft?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sleep.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    was monkey ball supposed to start over an hour ago or is google giving me the wrong time when I type in PDT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't have a marathon without massive schedule problems. It's just a universal constant.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm starting to wonder if it was cancelled and they're just stalling for time now.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its next bro glock is waiting and annoyed

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is zfg there

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does the fricking twitch chat autoclear or is that just a bug on my end

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you;re signed out then it'll always do that if you switch off the chat

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i am signed in, maybe it's an extension thing
        i wasn't sure if that was some weird moderation option for twitch chat or not
        thanks anon

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how many hours until bsg starts?

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i've tuned in like three times tonight
    >cuphead
    >mario maker
    >minecraft
    and lud has been playing each time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this was the last game he's on the list for

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's also coming back for the SM64 relay Sunday evening, but that's just under two days from now.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what's that guy's name?
    I appreciate that he puts as much effort into the ad read as Ubisoft put into the game.

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ZFG
    niiiice
    >majora's mask rando
    dam, was hoping we'd get some classic OOT 100% kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hundo is being rerouted right now because they found some weird glitch that lets you warp from dodongo's cavern

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ofug its that guy. guess their company only gets work from ludwig scheduling events for himself

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >monkeyball
    nice. recent gdq runs have been kinda shit

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rate the minecraft run

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even know how to rate that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even know what was happening.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >crowd control
      didn't watch but instant Z

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It happened./10

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Z igger

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Z

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trash, but I understand that it was there just because Crowd Control makes people donate more

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      D
      i guess?
      it was a chaotic clusterfrick

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is not what I expected a guy called glockinmytoyota to look like

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >another white man with no pronouns on screen
    how is this ok?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because he looks like a dork

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pause buffering is cheating

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it is, but i'll excuse this one because it looks really cool and i kneel

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it that none of the SMB clones come close?

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Yeah I'm pretty much the best in pauseless

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://rentry.org/SMBCustomLevels

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, that's a lot of levels. I didn't know there was a modding community.

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hitman bird%
    https://antifandom.com/aspecticor/wiki/Bird%25
    what the frick am I reading kek

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Chad "playing with reckless abandon" vs. the virgin marathon strats

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm not going for safe

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this dude rocks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this dude glocks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know for a schedule designed to introduce new casuals to speedrunning, this is pretty solid so far.

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We need more nerdy white bros being bros speedrunning and I'm tired of pretending otherwise

    Frick GDQ

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    banter is p. good

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Super Monkey Ball never fails to deliver, but having actual banter makes it even better

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who's the guy on the couch who needs to clear his throat really bad?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      coney

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He did some event like a month ago and his voice has been completely fricked since

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Coney sick?

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do we tell everyone that this is the sort of event we want to see exactly more of and as well is in no way exclusionary of any sort of groups and just to chill and watch the runners and banter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just tell ludwig to get off the stream, everyone else can stay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not up to date with eceleb drama, what's the problem with him? Only started watching from the Monkey Ball run and all I'm hearing him do is just banter

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he's a vapid moron. nothing to do with drama, he just has no personality besides the brand(tm)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            His back and forth banter with the runner (+ the other commentators) has ranged from pretty good to inoffensive to me, and he doesn't really seem to be constantly screaming or fishing to be the center of attention at all times like these celeb homosexuals tend to do. If being vapid is his only apparent problem then I think there's a lot worse that they could do

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah just seems like Ganker trying to find something to complain about, if this is the worst part of the event then it's a really really good event

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's because you missed the three runs + breaks he's been on so far. He's a bugman turned celeb. You'll never be offended but you'll get tired of oatmeal soon enough

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I watched the first 3 or 4 runs of the stream and thought they were all S tier

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Only started watching from the Monkey Ball run
                >I watched the first 3 or 4 runs of the stream
                ?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Almost like im not the same guy you moron

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stay out of conversations you weren't involved in, dumb Black person

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Nooo how dare you disagree with me! Stop talking so my point looks better!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I was literally just thinking about how good oatmeal is

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, fair enough. I guess I'm not as bothered as you all are (yet?) because I haven't really been exposed to his content before, so he seems fine in my eyes

                I watched the first 3 or 4 runs of the stream and thought they were all S tier

                Don't think he's complaining about the actual runs, just the guy himself

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon ludwig was on the couch for all of those runs and he provided great banter and commentary for all of them. How much more clear do I have to make this

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Great Monkey Ball run.

            He's not that bad, he's just... like a piece of white bread with infinite confidence. His presence isn't offensive, it's just that I don't want white bread confidently forcing itself into my every meal. But that's Ludwig does. He forces himself into everything. He's the hustle, personified. He's filler, and he fills everything.

            honestly I kind of respect him for that. Never really seen his shit before, but in a world of ecelebs that are all so fake and vapid that pretend to give a single shit about their viewers sending in a $20 donation talking about how bad their day was, its kind of refreshing to see someone who is so openly fake.
            You know exactly who he is after hearing him talk for 10 seconds, a money grubbing wienery clout chaser, like all ecelebs but the difference is there's literally zero chance of getting attached to him as a person.

            I don't like him, but its nice to see someone who knows that we know where they stand, rather than the whole fake friend persona of someone like Jerma or Vinny.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's one of the issues with being a "good person" and a content creator. Jerma's just a nice guy who wants to make other people laugh, and that's the extent of your non-relationship with him as a viewer. He tells a joke, you laugh, but because he's a nice guy that parasocial element inevitably worms its way into that non-relationship.
              I can't really remember, but I think Ludwig was one of the first content creators to explicitly say "I'm not your fricking friend, I don't fricking care, and neither of us should pretend otherwise" before it became common practice.

              >thread and stream chat crawls to a stop because nobody gives a shit about hitman
              What a mistake of a game to put in

              I'm just watching the run, man

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I think Ludwig was one of the first content creators to explicitly say "I'm not your fricking friend, I don't fricking care, and neither of us should pretend otherwise" before it became common practice.
                the weirdest part about this, he walked back on this

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >hitman run continuing to go to shit
                as if i expected anything else

                lolwut

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            who fricking cares? he has good back n forth with the runners who are clearly comfortable around him and having a good time, and he asks them good and interesting questions. compare him to literally anyone at gdq who annoy the frick out of everyone without even opening their mouths. he could be the biggest moron on the planet but if he can make an event this fun then thats all that matters to me.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >you can only have a GDQ troony or white bread
              Imagine being so mindbroken that you can't conceive of anything else

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the world isn't perfect and this is a big upgrade

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They're not exclusive from one another, except you do see from one large charity organization a specific push for larger piece of a pie they've been told exists that people don't really want to see. You do realize that GDQ donation records have all been faked right, as soon as a bunch of bawds in suits showed up at the end it was clear. You noticed, right?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what the frick are you even saying? how is that what you got out of the post? fricking moron

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              correct. there's pretty much 4 modes of running at GDQ:
              1. you feel like you're at gunpoint
              2. your host is some obnoxious moron who is actively ruining your run, but you can't tell them to shut the frick up because you'll be the bad guy
              3. your boys are on the couch and you big dog the host into not talking
              4. you get the incredibly rare host who is either NOT an obnoxious moron or is actually pleasant to talk to

              ludwig, linkus, coney, and connor are all making an effort to engage with the runner and get them to talk about the run in more detail / make them feel comfortable. this is a breath of fresh air.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                and the third option has a decent chance of getting you blacklisted from the event

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                or getting spike to seethe about your run on twitter

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Recent drama is he didnt give a shit that a fat b***h called him a cracker and he said he didnt vibe with a guy. The reason people dislike ludwig doesn't have anything to do with that though. He's just milquetoast.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he's just boring, keep him on mic if he has to be on screen but not on runs

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Great Monkey Ball run.

          He's not that bad, he's just... like a piece of white bread with infinite confidence. His presence isn't offensive, it's just that I don't want white bread confidently forcing itself into my every meal. But that's Ludwig does. He forces himself into everything. He's the hustle, personified. He's filler, and he fills everything.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This poster is brown.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >not liking the nutritional void that is white bread = 3rd worlder
              If anything, it's more 3rd world to like white bread. It's like how poor people in underdeveloped countries get their calories from shit like Coca-Cola.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But people in the 3rd world don't usually eat white bread. Their everyday bread is pan dulce, which is basically pastry.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wouldn't know, I've only been to real countries

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >United States of Israel
                >real country

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Watch. Donate with a supportive message, I guess. It's not like you can tell Ludwig directly, but he's probably going to look at how successful this is / was and want to do it again. Although I don't know what numbers his stuff usually does.

      >need ludwig to setup problematic comfy stream
      >then need him to leave so he doesn't ruin it
      what a dichotomy

      As a Melee enjoyer, this was a constant struggle at Summit. Him or Slime ruining commentary every once in a while.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just be supportive on social media. The guys involved pay attention to that kind of shit even if it feels homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they had a black guy on earlier and i've seen silent women in the crowd, they just need to put them in the promo material next time

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >need ludwig to setup problematic comfy stream
    >then need him to leave so he doesn't ruin it
    what a dichotomy

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all this whining about Ludwig
    Sure he just comes off as some rich dude bro boy who never struggled in life and just comes off as vapid, but at least he isn't some troony gay. I'd take him over any of the modern gdq shit any day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ludwig had a middle class upbringing but its not like he never struggled or worked. I think people just see overly wienery white guy and make up their own backstory for him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i haven't watched him since he moved to youtube, but he used to be pretty chill. i like him better solo, when he's the biggest streamer in the room he can be a little annoying. i don't even think it's arrogance, just thinks he has to carry things

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That was a good run (and runner)

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    S+ tier

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna watch Hitman and Sekiro then sleep until the Zelda block.

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is Ludwig the 2GD of speedrunning

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      (S)ex

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf, are those REAL females in the background?

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have the FAITH one? That always cracks me up.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have plenty of doros but don't know what that one is

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This one, but with that gremlin's face.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            oh that one

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rate the monkey ball run

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      11/10

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      S+

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      best one so far

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      S

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      berry good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Comfiest thing to do in a gacha dead week
      so A+

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does Ludwig actually shut up when the runner is trying to explain things

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes? Wtf are you talking about homosexual?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      i think

      i don't know i kind of just tune him out because he's always talking

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When is Luddy gonna have Chris Broad on to do a speedrun?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does chris even know what a video game is?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He said used to play games before going to Japan but after that his video making took all his time, now the latest game he played through seems to be ghost of tsushima, so he has ultra normie taste anyway

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He did shit on cyberpunk when Pete made him play it though so that's kinda based

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how much of this has jerma been on

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a total of 10 seconds during a skit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He had some funny cameos between runs earlier

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >linkus is there too
    oh neat
    why tf is MM rando not alongside OOT and ToTK?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because its only 3 days long? Calm down homie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's gotta sleep at some point

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >good speed running event
    >Ludwig is on it
    FRICKKKKKKK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's his event dummy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Careful, anon. This thread is full of people who haven't had to deal with him through Melee / Jerma's shit for years.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No im pretty into melee. You guys are just petty and whiney.
        Having a guy whos commentary you mildly dislike is a small price to pay for all the big invitationals and tournaments hes put together

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          These two things don't contradict each other. I can dislike Ludwig for his personality, but appreciate what he does for Melee.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And hes been one of the best parts of it

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Master difficulty run
    Thank god

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Daily Game Relay
    >didn't have NL on
    I'm surprised, honestly. That seems like a natural combo, just have NL come on and do his shtick for 30 minutes to an hour.
    That and Ludwig seems oddly reverent of him in the two interactions between them I've seen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Northernlion is currently in Korea
      Hope this helps

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That would explain it, yeah. Thank you for the prompt answer.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That would explain it, yeah. Thank you for the prompt answer.

        Korea or not, it's not like he would ever get out of his city for anything other than a vacation. At best he would have to do remote and he could only do it during regular stream hours, don't wanna interrupt Kate's stream after all.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thats also true
          He has dodged every gay ass los angeles streamer event and invitation. He doesnt travel for stuff like this.

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ludwig's problem is he thinks he can banter but he can't (he is a yank)

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boy it's been a while since I saw a speedrunning event that wasn't trying to be family friendly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For the most part this event has been its own vibe but the Jak run transported me back to the golden age of gdqs temporarily

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is there a VOD for it?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          idk about Twitch but it's also on Youtube, you can just rewind it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can rewind on youtube sweetie

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't patronize me

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Luddyyyy! Leapin luddy!

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Monkey Ball
    Mario Odyssey
    Jak & Dexter
    Mario
    Cuphead
    Mario Maker
    -
    -
    Minecraft

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the sniper rifle say Hack something?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh nvm it's Hackl Sniper Rifle Covert "Ducky" Edition

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did he fail at the end?

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RUN INVALIDATED
    >RUN INVALIDATED
    RUN INVALIDATED
    >RUN INVALIDATED
    RUN INVALIDATED
    >RUN INVALIDATED

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hitman run
    >invalidated
    name a more iconic combo. i have NEVER seen a hitman run actually go right.

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >homosexual op links merch store instead of schedule
    >stream doesn't even have a schedule in description
    What the hell are they thinking?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        when is runescape

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's just the puffy suit, but I can't help seeing the runner as having a giant fat gut. Disgusting. Will not watch this run, sadly.

  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kino

  118. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  119. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Hitman reboots are genuinely some of the most video game-ass video games we've gotten in the past two generations. I'm so glad they exist.

  120. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  121. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  122. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  123. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >propane-powered lawnmowers

  124. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Feel like they need an estimate on screen

  125. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  126. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thread and stream chat crawls to a stop because nobody gives a shit about hitman
    What a mistake of a game to put in

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm watching the run sperg

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I respect Hitman as a game but it's tough for me to get into now. I'm sure it's all very impressive

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah hitman is really cool because of all the different ways to play it and how complex it can be. It isn't fun to watch someone just run past everything and shooting cameras

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's 2 AM bro, the stream got delayed because of minecraft and mario maker as well

  127. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does it have gay pronouns and troons?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not even once

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I will now watch your games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      zero
      one brown person in the roster and everyone else is a white male

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No to both questions

      They're not exclusive from one another, except you do see from one large charity organization a specific push for larger piece of a pie they've been told exists that people don't really want to see. You do realize that GDQ donation records have all been faked right, as soon as a bunch of bawds in suits showed up at the end it was clear. You noticed, right?

      The relationship between GDQ and its not-charity PCF is a toxic death spiral. The Air Canada incident - where GDQ publicly apologized to the company on Twitter for a minor complaint Bonesaw made about his experience with them during a well-received run - really embodies GDQ's biggest flaw. They're trapped in this toxic death spiral of managing their self-image so it's more appealing to charities and sponsors. They fail to understand what made people like the early GDQ events, and think that a family-friendly, LGBTQ+ inclusive speedrunning event is a marketable product. But it's only a marketable product to the charities, sponsors, and a minority of freaks.

      They think they can will this reality into existence, when all reality tells us is that people want to watch speedruns with commentary for a week - not some sort of social justice rally disguised as a video game convention.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i still dont understand how gdq's viewer count and donation goals keep being broken each new marathon but the general consensus seems to be that no one plays it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          *no one watches it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >viewer count
          GDQ's viewer count has actually fallen off massively since it peaked in... 2016 or 2017, I think? Both AGDQ and SGDQ used to peak at like 220,000 viewers at that time. The AGDQ before Covid similarly peaked at 230,000, but was an exception. AGDQ 2024, a live event, peaked at 88,000 viewers. That is a PRODIGIOUS decline in viewership for such a well-established event. 120K (AGDQ 2022) to 90K (AGDQ 2023) to 88K. They continue to meet or exceed their previous donation totals through aggressive shilling. This is what caused the breaking point for a lot of people a few years ago with the
          >WE'VE GOT POKEMOOOOOOOOON
          moment.

          I actually think GDQ's fall parallels that of Critical Role, which was once the most successful channel on Twitch. Both of them sold their souls to their sponsors while targeting the absolute worst elements of their respective fan bases. Short-term profit for long-term stagnation.

  128. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gdq is bad so that makes a mid-at-best e-celeb like ludwig good
    no

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now say it without cum in your mouth

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah ludwig's claim to fame was being hasan's lapdog
        get that shit outta here

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          reread your post and tell me youre not a waste of life even caring what that shit means. zoomers are so fricking annoying, stick to drama videos on youtube

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          reread your post and tell me youre not a waste of life even caring what that shit means. zoomers are so fricking annoying, stick to drama videos on youtube

          the fact is gdq has been anti-fun for the last 10 years and this event has had god tier bants the entire stream so far. I am not reading another 10 page essay about how trans rights ruined jerma or whatever the shit you gay ass zoomers spend all day arguing about, who the FRICK cares just sit back and enjoy the autism you miserable homosexuals

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I thought ludwings claim to fame was being a mediocre melee player and then copying Clint, when did he frick around with hasan?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mid
      zoomers out

  129. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is anyone else starting to get sick of nu-hitman speedruns (in general not just this event?
    maybe it's because i used to play the shit out of them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ive played a lot of hitman and watched a lot of runs but still enjoy them. its just a funny game to me idk, i definitely understand any kind of game getting stale to watch though. thankfully all the ones im sick of are nowhere to be found at this event

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      speedruns maybe, but i still very much enjoy seeing people play the game blind because they all just go about it in their own moronic ways. meanwhile speedruns are about perfection and whatnot and once you've seen that once it's not as impressive

  130. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    choke city

  131. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tell me a valid reason why hitman is always online?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      israeli tricks

  132. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >advertising peawiener to 14k people
    holy based
    ioi must be fuming

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean there's already a mod on Nexus that lets you disable the online requirement.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whats peawiener? A Black person thing?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a replacement server for hitman 3 that you can host on your on pc. https://thepeawienerproject.org/

        I mean there's already a mod on Nexus that lets you disable the online requirement.

        yeah but that's kinda janky iirc

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Now that I look at it there's like 10 different offline mods, there's probably one that works perfectly now. but a private server option is a blessing, it's what I was hoping for when the game came out since IOI would inevitably kill online. I was so bummed when they removed Ghost Mode, and they also cut Sniper from 3 right?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >they also cut Sniper from 3 right?
            they did actually bother to port them, but they haven't made any new maps since 3 came out

  133. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lemme know when this run ends because hitman is boring af

  134. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Peawiener brought back Ghost Mode
    holy fricking based

  135. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    99% of FPS speed runs are good
    The other 1% are hitman

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hitman is not an FPS

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hitman is a great fps

  136. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kek I'm glad the casters also caught the glance at the camera.
    When is ludwig going the frick to sleep? its 3am

  137. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    woo, time for Aggy

  138. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Zelda block during CL final
    at least zfgs run isnt then

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whats CL? cum laude?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Champion's league lad

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I dont know what that is

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            don't worry it's a thing for white people in Europe

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              N1

  139. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >schedule delay actually yeeted out the GeoGuessr block
    Sweet release

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just noticed that too, maybe Ludwig's going to sleep.

  140. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im having so much fun Gankerros, best even in years

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its kinda kino

  141. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    based brown guy instead of Ludwig (more like earwig)

  142. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is that a uhh real girl?

  143. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stinky speedrun gf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anyone who wears pants like that you just know goes at least three days between showers

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >goes at least three days between showers
        You mean not everyone does this?

  144. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2p1c
    >one of the p's is a biological woman
    i'd be sweatin

  145. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cute couple

  146. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wow, it's almost as if they were holding hands

  147. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shambles

  148. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bald bros are we broken?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're "important"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  149. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NSFW image, open at your discretion...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i thought those painted nails were fricked up popped blisters for a second

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  150. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KEVIN NASH REFERENCE WE DID IT GankerBROS

  151. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how did Ludwig pick people anyway

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if they're white they're in

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      two go in
      one comes out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      white straight males

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there's an alt chick on screen right now kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think he just hand-picked popular and normal streamers / speedrunners. There's a lot of them, they just don't submit to GDQ because why the FRICK would they?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This needs a GDQ/Unapologetically Black and Fast edit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          here

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            heh

  152. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine if she accidentally presses on his thumb instead of a button haha

  153. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't remember the last time I didn't want to go to sleep during a speedrun marathon, frick. But sleep I must.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm holding out until after Sekiro. That's when the snooze-a-palooza begins.

  154. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What caused a two hour delay in the schedule that they have to skip two events?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      minecraft mostly

  155. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >chick mumbling to herself when he messes something up

  156. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think she would play 2p1c sekiro with me?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          because you're not normie enough & you post on 4chud

  157. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the commentators are actually funny
    this shit mogs the other one so hard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What about trans rights?

  158. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mech bros, she denied us...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's jealous of Ayre, surely.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tfw no mecha fan gf

  159. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    seeing them fight like a cartoon character with 2 heads is so funny

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aggy is the dominant head it seems.

  160. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gotta admit I like how chill this turned out to be. people don't even try to censor themselves from casual swearing

  161. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BLOWS UP??

  162. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jesus christ

  163. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they even put an evil ending in this game? Frick were they thinking?

  164. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >so no head?
    Been a long time since a donation made me laugh. God bless.

  165. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >missed monkey ball
    FRICK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      F

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Big F
      It was a great run, go watch it

  166. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Monkey Catcher Sayaka

  167. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    finally I can sleep

  168. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean theres just a million different jokes you can make here I dont even know where to start

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Could've easily slipped a chimpout joke in there with how fast he was just reading through them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's no way that guy is actually a real monk.

  169. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stream 2: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh BSG started. here's the schedule.
      https://oengus.io/marathon/bsg36/schedule

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh BSG started. here's the schedule.
      https://oengus.io/marathon/bsg36/schedule

      speedrunning bros we eating good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a literal "she/her" on screen now

  170. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what a giggly boy

  171. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >re-open stream
    >vtuber with chinese language on and anime sub notis
    i was so fricking confused for a second
    also that following noti is fricking annoying
    and his model design is pretty frickin ugly too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      qrd??? what is this shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dont know exactly how they chose who to restream but theyre currently hosting a bounty for Another Crabs Treasure so I guess they decided to restream some random participant whos doing runs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there was a spotlight for penguinz0's crab souls $15k challenge scheduled
      I guess they just picked a rando who was currently doing it

  172. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick is there a vtuber on my screen

  173. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOW DO I TURN OFF THIS VTUBER SHIT AND IT KEEPS SAYING BAHKAH IN THE BACKGROUND

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's his follower notification.
      it's also why gdq has all those extra channels

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BAKA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its just a random guy doing a speedrun. Like how things used to be. I honestly root for the guy

  174. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where the frick is trackmania

  175. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cum in plum

  176. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >me when I think about how a black disabled trans POC could have gotten this random support during intermission instead of a cis male
    damn you ludwig...

  177. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where the FRICK is Ludwig? He needs to save this with some banter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's snoozing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When does the next run start

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the next run at bsg just started

  178. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well I hope they resume the schedule soon because I wanted to watch one more run before bed and this is just too gay for me

  179. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BAKA BAKA
    BAKA BAKA

  180. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fell asleep before sekiro
    >wake up to a vtuber
    god hates me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >missed the monkey madness
      baka

  181. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They just fricking cartoon hook yoinked that vtuber off the stream.

  182. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A real skill game

  183. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Off-site streamers are a mistake, i get it can be hard to fill a schedule with flying everyone in to the same room, but this is no different than just watching any other stream at this point and nothing to do with the vibe of what most people liked the old GDQ for and what they managed to mostly capture earlier today. Of course there will be points in the day that are slower, but even the slow times had a comfy vibe when they were all in the same room

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The mistake here is that no one is playing off of Wirtual. He's just here by himself.

  184. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The overlay is taking up way too much of the screen yet it's still somehow not as bad as GDQ's layout

  185. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    please don't frick up

  186. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ya'll!

  187. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thread dead? 🙁

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      even the vtuber was more interesting than this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I liked the initial run but yeah this kinda sucks

        I needed 6 hours of sleep. Good morning!

        good morning!

        good morning to you too man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I needed 6 hours of sleep. Good morning!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  188. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wheres the schedule for this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/103n5hqcPzJAHTQHSQm97kYgIXmSH_H4EgBYHG5LBeVc/htmlview?pli=1#gid=1951592769

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why wouldn't they use Horaro or Oengus like everyone else?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >not like us
          not like us
          >not like us
          not like us

  189. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wirtual cheated his run, his inputs didn't match the keyboard sounds, and if you look at his statistics at deepdip2 dot com you can see that he NEVER got to floor 11 in 20 minutes without a single fail and commenting live. He usually streams quiet and he falls a lot more, it's literally impossible that he beat his own record after playing for 180 hours by playing live and explaining everything to an audience.
    He cheated his run.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i believe it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't there a big thing with a Trackmania record holder who got busted cheating a few years ago, I remember watching a really autistic Youtube documentary on it. Would he try to cheat in front of such an autistic audience?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        reminder that there was a prerecorded gdq run

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, which he admitted to right after (and no one in the actual MGR community gave a shit anyway because he's a trusted runner, he submitted a legit WR record like 2 days later).

  190. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did I miss geoguesser or was it cut because they're so far behind schedule?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cut maybe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ludwig is asleep so no geoguesser.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        then why did he schedule it for 2am his time?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          idk I don't even know if he's actually running it, I just guessed lol

  191. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    quack in the chat anons

  192. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    video games when???

  193. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Shilling rat two-face gaywig
    BUY
    AN
    AD

  194. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    which runs are you gays planning on watching

  195. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    should I make the next OP Fast 50/BSG or nah?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just put both

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make it Fast 50 and then make another post in the thread for BSG, there's like 20 anons here anyway.

      had to sleep
      how was the Sekiro run?

      Pretty fun, had some banter from the chick runner who kept getting miffed at the dude not jumping at the right time and some monkey madness at the end.

  196. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    had to sleep
    how was the Sekiro run?

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