FAST50 - Speedrunning Charity Marathon

Day 3

Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/mogulmoves
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ludwig/live
Schedule: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/103n5hqcPzJAHTQHSQm97kYgIXmSH_H4EgBYHG5LBeVc/htmlview?pli=1#gid=1951592769

BSG is also live:
Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon
Schedule: https://oengus.io/marathon/bsg36/schedule

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when i was a kid i had the biggest crush on romani i wished there was a minigame where you could kiss her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're a pedophile

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >BSG is also live
    nobody cares

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because it isn't.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What'll it be?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YOUR VERY OWN TIME MACHINE

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BSG's over BAAAAAAKA. It's an ESA rerun now. PACE started but it's 6 hours of LEGO.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I forgor

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nothing good left til sm64
    dam

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    starting with no OOT / Ocarina is probably THE hardest setting in Majora because you need due to Moon Crash

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so what's left that's even worth watching? the SM64 with liam/simply/cheese looks to be the only thing that will be kinda fun.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >PACE
    https://www.twitch.tv/speedrun
    https://horaro.org/pace24s/schedule

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am NOT interested in anything else except maybe the SM64 relay.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nobody is actually watch gaywig's stream, right? GDQ, BGS, Pace, /our wr holder guy/ jhay - there's actual speedrunning content live RIGHT NOW instead of pozzed twitch troony commentary channel circle jerk sponsored by red bull

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ludwig must be on his toes after Matt forced him to make an apology video for not having enough women and troons and Black folk.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Ludwig must be on his toes
        must be hard doing that since he has no spine.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's funny given GDQ is the most racist speedrun marathon out there.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Matt has serious cognitive dissonance, he actually said that segregating all the black runners is a good thing because it gives them the confidence to submit to GDQ. You know what else would "give them confidence"? If GDQ actually accepted those black runners they claim to be uplifting. It's serious brainrot.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what black runners has GDQ intentionally not accepted?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Virtually everyone who gets a participation trophy from Black and Fast. Off the top of my head, only that nerdy autist who's dating Luna was actually at GDQ.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the point is to have a stream for the shitters so they're less likely to play the "gdq is racist and didn't accept my run" card on twitter

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what black runners has GDQ intentionally not accepted?

            they just had to ban big jon because of golf making the rest of the mhc not want to go either.
            so that's big jon, dss, sylux, and sj for the price of one ban.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bending the knee to a grimace clone with no hands
        lol. cool fatty is locked up in his tard cage getting angry at the world because he can't jerk it to bl*cked porn anymore or sit in his tesla moving the steering wheel and making driving noises with his mouth.
        the GDQ curse is too powerful. israeliteyama got mono and trooned out, Fatty got a bad case of ligma and lost his limbs, can you even imagine what's going to happen to the next ceo of GDQ llc? grim.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh no /srg/ found the thread

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ludwig
    Z tier marathon.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >peaks of yore
    is this game actually good or is this another stealth sponsored segment

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a pretty decent rage-game type deal.
      You climb mountains and if you fall you have to start em from near the start with some ways to save yourself.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Games you want at an event?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someday, we will have our LG games block...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Which games would go in that block?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PsiloSybil

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        are you the dev? drop a key homie.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          holy shit it's so jarring to switch from PACE to Fast50 cause PACE's audio is so low

          no I just liked the game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Crystal Project

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Etrian Odyssey.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ludwig spends at least 8 grand on coke a day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a lot to drink.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    holy kino

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >click back to stream
    >peaks of yore, solemn tempest
    shit i can't watch this yet i'm like a 5th of the way up that mountain

    i need to get back to that
    awesome game though, buy it

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I missed it, why are they dressed up and armed?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      donation incentive

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tell chat to say plink
    >automod starts massacring everyone who does it
    fricking lol

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >discord lets play with gaywig

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this an accurate depiction of mountain climbing?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah this is how it usually goes. Just a bunch of dynos

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah you just go leaping around, it's a fast hobby

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Supposed to be grabbing those little rocks when using hands, one at a time or leaping to ones out of reach.
      You control hands separately.
      There was a demo for it for a Next Fest. Was okay.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not sure that question was entirely serious

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this how you're "supposed" to play the game? like shooting yourself up 10 meters on every hold?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the arms out front thing is definitely him abusing game mechanics

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >is a speedrun how you're supposed to play the game

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IS THIS A MAN OR A WOMEN SPEEDRUNNING? THERES NO PRONOUNS SO I CANT TELL

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mountain climbing game
    Unapologetically Black and Fast would never.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they wouldn't a swimming game

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cookie baking with qtcinderella
    are she and poopwig still fricking, is this just a look at my gf segment

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >is this just a look at my gf segment
      yes, near the climax of the marathon too

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just watching this makes me kind of nervous
    Yes I'm a pussy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yea I dont like heights either

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no dude this game is a trip

      even on the smaller mountains that take like 20 minutes to climb your palms start getting sweaty. solemn tempest can take four hours

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        7.5 kilometers tall

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          how fricking tall is this mountain

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lego yoda

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rip

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    time to watch some cs until smw

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    choke city
    population: this runner

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how fricking tall is this mountain

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      7.5 kilometers tall

      For example the second tallest mountain in the game is like 1/3rd of this one's height.
      It's a real ball buster.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this layout is fricking dogshit
    where's the estimate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they haven't shown estimate all marathon for some reason

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OHHHH THE FALLL

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i hate that poo is the ''face'' of smw speedrunning when there are way funnier and technically skilled players in the community

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >agree to speedrun a game they've never played before at an event
    >fail miserably, don't finish it
    >sign autographs
    >leave without explanation
    ok now that's epic

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will smw be good? I'm liking the lego run but I don't think it'll end on time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you like grand poop bear then probably

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that was 2min of progress gone

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you want to spoil how long it's supposed to take?

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pozzy vibes
    I fricking hate Ludwig

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh, down he goes

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do people watch ludwig? he's not funny
    is he good at games?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he games the algorithm so people watch him because he's popular so more people watch him because he's popular
      he's a charisma vacuum otherwise

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he picked 99% white runners for this event, isn't that enough?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >99%
        >isn't that enough?
        Come on now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >is he good at games?
      Nope. He's an expert promoter and good at making connections, so he got in with other popular reaction streamers. Then he blew up by being one of the first non-autistic streamers to do an endless subathon. Longer streams always build viewers as people leave the stream in the background and forget to kill the tab.
      After that he cashed out at the peak and moved to youtube.

      Basically all engagement farming, but at least it gets some events like this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I get weird vibes from him. He's clearly an industry plant, completely unorganic and handpicked by the algorithm because he's handsome, has charisma, and is mostly inoffensive. It's hard to imagine someone like him having a genuine autistic interest in vidya which is why I doubt he really cares about speedrunning, but he put together this event and seems to be enjoying it. I don't know, he just comes across as such a dudebro that I feel like I can't take anything he says seriously.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he got his start in smash melee and still runs events for it and you're saying he's NOT a genuine autist?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He's clearly an industry plant
        nice buzzword. he came up in melee world, started variety streaming, then road the coattails of some really popular streamers up til he became popular on his own. peaked a few years ago when he streamed for a month straight and got a ton of attention
        >It's hard to imagine someone like him having a genuine autistic interest in vidya which is why I doubt he really cares about speedrunning
        he's been pretty open during this whole marathon about being a casual who hasn't played a lot of the popular games on here. did run sm64 on stream for a while, but wasn't getting competitive times or anything. he's pretty much the same as the average person who watches these speedrunning marathons who finds it fun to watch even if they don't have a ton of knowledge of the history or popular runs or whatever

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His whole skirting around the Palestine charity thing really makes him seem sus.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK my mobile app updated and now the entire UI is some TikTok bullshit. Why are modern UI devs so fricking soulless. At least the stream and chat still look the same

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S
    OVER

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TUMBLING DOWN
    TUMBLING DOWN
    TUMBLING DOOOOOOOOOOWN

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RUN FAILED
    0/10

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"commentator, I'd prefer you'd be quiet"

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    play peaks of yore

    that's the last mountain in the game and it's cartoonishly difficult compared to everything that comes before it, most people that play it don't bother

    it's fun
    >https://store.steampowered.com/app/2236070/Peaks_of_Yore/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dev in thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mmmmm nyo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Devin?

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i turned away for 30 seconds. he's down at the bottom because he finished right...right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no he stopped to take a bite out of his sandwich and CHOOOOOOKED

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    choked

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I have checkpoints placed... I don't have a checkpoint placed because I'm on a different computer... So I will simply be better
    DREAMS... DON'T DIE

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hes just going again...? we're going to be here forever

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's gonna use checkpoints now so it will be faster (as long as he actually places them)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's slotted for an hour, if he makes it up fast he can still probably get it done

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the world record for solemn tempest is 12 minutes

        has this runner done this before

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          its a marathon and any mistake will not just cost you a few seconds like in other games but rather cost several minutes or even force a complete restart

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he said he beat this level for the first time 3 days ago lel

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he's starting allover again

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lethal company solo sounds like the saddest fricking thing ever

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Watching his vids it seemed more annoying than anything since you can die pretty randomly and it kinda fricks your game.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this really a speedrunning event? Where are the pronouns?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're the 20th person to make that "joke", very funny

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it really isn't a joke because all the other speedrun events have pronouns

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like I triggered xhe/xhem

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it is very funny

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FAST51
    FAST52
    FAST53
    FAST54
    FAST55
    FAST56
    FAST57

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some anon talked about wrecking a car. What was that about?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They dropped a cube on a car
      The cube won

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are we talking about a real car? Got a video?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wont watch a single second of this cancer marathon but thats pretty cool. I love destruction.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            oh no, my very real car with a missing bumper, i have so many regrets about what i did to my actual legitimate car that is definitely not some junker i bought off craigslist

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                FINE DINING

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Letterman vibes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know what I'm submitting for the next fast50

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we're a bit behind
    you don't say

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"look at my gf" segment cancelled
    someone is sleeping on the couch tonight

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >twitch chat seething and crying about sexism over this
      lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >eliminated the only female "speedrun" of the event
        actually based

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >specified that cheater was a furry
    BASED

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >There was a guy
      >A furry
      >They . . .

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I left to eat 45 mins ago
    Why are we still on this mountain?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he fell down

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Or are we?

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he did it
    in about half the time of the first attempt

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well yeah he used checkpoints the second time

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PACE

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gaming isn't for nerds anymore...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gaming has fallen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      please explain what is so horrible about this event other than ludwig looking like the guy that bullied you in high school

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there are no beautiful transwomen

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Needs more neckbears

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there's been plenty of unsightly frickers in the background

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when does smw start I don't want to have to listen to ludwig talk

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just came back and they're talking about gooning? What the frick is this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      real speedrunning hours

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was the ZFG run good?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, it was a randomizer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, just zfg and a chill rando

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was a MM randomizer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty good. I couldn't follow any of it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was boring but linkus WW run was great

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it was a comfy time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it was fine, just a normal MM randomizer stream like he does every day. nobody from the mainstream was doing co-commentary, so if you ever watch him normally it was literally the same as his usual streams

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was a bit weaker tbh because zfg often plays off chat a bit to keep the stream lively
        I was surprised nobody else did commentary along with him

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he still talked to chat a little bit and probably did more explanation than he'd normally do, but agree that it felt weird nobody from the main stream did commentary with him, if nothing else just to ask questions

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer when ZFG does no logic actor and enemy rando settings
      Hope he gets back to that now that he doesn't need to practice for the event

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah enemy rando is great

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has Simpleflips made an appearance yet?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in a few hours

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He just got robbed. Would've been in group D on this mario race.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        stop capping

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are they removing SM64? Frick

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              According to the schedule its SMW BR -> Neon White -> SM64 Relay Race

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Don't worry that's still on. It's a relay so he'll get some share of the stars from that run.

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SMWover.

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's lying, he stomped on the mulitap.

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i can't believe after all this time i just realized that was grandpoobear. looks different with no hair

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where are the video games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tech issue. They planned an event on 40 year old hardware with no backup apparently.

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i missed it, did they cancel the tournament?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Battle Royale is ded

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get some homosexual romhack instead of a fun battle royale
    GAAAAAAY

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick can't they just emulate it

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*switches back to counter strike*

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why did they replace the tournament with something that will definitely go overestimate? just do normal smw or something

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >double-frame perfect
    probably true but at this point i just roll my eyes at sit like this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >frame perfect
      just call it a rhythm game

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who else just here for sm64 waiting room

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any time I do anything at any time, I'm gonna turn to everyone around and announce it was frame perfect, then let the blowjobs ensue.

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why DO they call them backshots

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just tuned in, qrd on this event? It's nice to see people cracking jokes and busting each others ballls instead of you know troons who cut off their balls.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because Ludwig hasn't bowed down to the troons yet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't tuned in for the whole event but I wanna say 60% social media personalities and 40% speedrunners

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the only non speedruns have been rivals 2 and mafia, stop capping

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some rich bloke hosted a speedrun event because he always wanted to apparently.

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every single event has a birthday boy now.

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jerma in tech

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why does it keep turning up in Ludwig shit? He retired and started to get into production?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he works at ludwig's company that puts on events (including this one). he literally quit streaming to work for him

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Qutting streaming so he could become a BTS guy who pops up randomly in minor roles is the most Jerma thing ever so I get it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he works at ludwig's company that puts on events (including this one). he literally quit streaming to work for him

        I view it as jerma findng out he'd much rather work in planning events and working in the tech of a production rather than be the prime star of a production. I imagine he got burnt out from doing so many big events back to back and realizing he can't keep trying to outdo the previous one, especially with how underwhelming everything geode-stream onward was.
        I guess he saw the best opportunity with working under gaywig ( / groomed by him into working for him )

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >especially with how underwhelming everything geode-stream onward was
          doll house was after that and was the biggest event of his career by far, both in scale and viewership

          that said, i've found most of his events pretty "meh". more fun watching him play some shitty licensed game for 8 hours and raging at it, but i guess those days are over

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dunno who this ludwig guy is but he seems like a twat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's running the event

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        More like ruining the event!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          OOOOOOHHH

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Dohohohohoh!

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best runs this even? Did someone make a chart?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Odyssey, Super Mario Bros and Super Monkey Ball have been some of the best so far. Minecraft is worth watching if trainwrecks are your thing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Half the real runs happened overnight.
      Super Monkey Ball, Sekiro, Zelda WW are my top three.

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IM A HEADBANGA

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Some of you are cool, don't show up to Mario World tomorrow

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zamn I love Facing Worlds

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I was a popular eceleb so I could play life on easy modo

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >osama donated 5

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the commentator isn't funny

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it is

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh yeah? then why did i turn off the stream? checkmate

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yo where's my cake? it's my birthday too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      happy birthday anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you will never have a qt brown girl bring you a cake with a blank facial expression in front of thousands of people

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That was a girl? I thought it was Liu Kang.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >brown
        are you blind homie?
        but yeah she did look miserable, kind of crazy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't usually know what to do with myself when it's just a small circle of friends and family, I think I'd drop an entire Spaghetti Factory from my pockets in front of thousands of people

        happy birthday anon

        thanks anon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That was a girl? I thought it was Liu Kang.

        >brown
        are you blind homie?
        but yeah she did look miserable, kind of crazy

        that was clearly a dude

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anon...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that was the first cake, not the second one

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ok I'm dumb and was behind, I'm pretty sure the second is still a dude thoughever

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you watching on a 30 minute delay or something?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I pause sometimes then just resume at 1.5x to catch up but I can get pretty behind sometimes yeah. I just didn't expect another birthday cake to hit the towers so I assumed that one was it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's right here
      >unzips zipper and takes a massive shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thanks bro but how did you know I was german?

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >elon musk crypto scam channel has more viewers than fast50
    it's over speedrunning sisters

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WE

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wonder what that guy was thinking an hour ago when they brought out the cake for the first birthday boy

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GRRRRRR

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >WE WUZ RETAINERS AND SHIEET
      based twitch chat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >using chat at all

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >girl in hood slyly picks up secret note from man on street
    >takes it 10 feet to give it to the most conspicuous looking dude in the whole country in a public square
    >walks 2 more feet, takes off hood, looks back at him
    are the people who make these trailers actually fricking moronic

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this event is fun just to see the autists scream about "not my speed runnning event"
    get fricked normies win

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How long until Mario 64? I don't care about Neon White.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      probably like an hour and a half

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's an hour and 15 minutes between Neon White and SM64 on the schedule so add as much time as you want

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      guy said he was shooting for 45 minutes, so with setups and inevitable chokes, probably another hour/hour fifteen from now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't care about Neon White
      saw it at a GDQ and was surprised how decent of a speedgame it was, thought it would just be another indie shill run

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Eh. Those "games made for speedrunners" just don't do anything for me, it always comes off as an abstract bunch of jumping for the sake of it with no real context to ground it. I prefer a tangible game that's being played fast.

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's not what Pandora's Box stands for

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chika chika Slim Shady.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Duality of man

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i'm a little sloppy at this category
    then why is he the one running it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      charity event focused not speedrun focused didn't you get that after they spent time tossing a cube onto a car

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      charity event focused not speedrun focused didn't you get that after they spent time tossing a cube onto a car

      I dont really get this. I may not like him but he's literally just playing the game fast with the intent of finishing the game in as short of a time as possible.
      Is that not speedrunning?
      Who fricking cares if there are better players?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dont know why you (you)'d me when i'm saying yes it is just an event for charity

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think people have too much backlash from events where they're watching the run and then they pull up the leaderboard for the game and the person running has like the 50th place time or something so they start shitting on them because "they're just here because of who they are, not because they're good"
        I do believe that a breakpoint exists, but if you're familiar with the tricks used in the speedrun and can do most of them then eh, I mean it's not like any of the runners in -otherevent- were REALLY good at their game and the event was still really funny

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does THIS speedrun event NOT have mandated/any pronouns? is it funner?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No pronouns on screen at all, dont think there was any trannies in the schedule period. Maybe some late night remote run I missed but all the big slots are non-lgtbtbbbqs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they also seem to be ecelebs, which is cringe, but I can tell they just genuinely want to play the games here
        Alpharad seems like he genuinely has skill and likes going hard at this game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        spyro runner was a troony but wasn't super annoying or anything, no "speedrunning helped me transition" story or anything. did have a transbian kiss in the background after though lel

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >neon white
    this game was the biggest flavor of the week until animal well

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We get it you hate video games. Go back to Ganker

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This came out ages ago in terms of flavour of the week

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i mean it was the biggest deal for a week out of all other fotws since

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When is zfg up. I dont want to miss that one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anon, I...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did they really make him go at 5am? wtf

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they had him go at 7:30 AM PST and run lasted about 3 hours

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That should have been a showcase event at prime hours

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              probably would have been if he hadn't caught covid and had to do the run remotely

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shitty throw-away run pushing mario 64 back even further
    PAIN

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ngl when this came out i just saw it was an indie game with cards and avoided it based on that. turns out they are just completely an aesthetic thing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if they just had simple gun models instead of doing the card thing i might've been interested

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    holy tech issues

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They have no idea what they are doing, it should be like a 10 second fix

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >puberty blockers

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Go to puberty blockers dot com

    What the frick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >puberty blockers

      uh ohh, chuds gunna seethe about this one

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How come they're having monitor issues? Arent they using red bull athlete gaming monitors? Maybe its the capture card

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You think he was even considered?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i think him and lud are buddies but i genuinely dont think ludwig would be able to get in touch with him if he wanted him, maybe if he asked mango or something

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hes dead jim

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes. he's butt buddies with ludwig, the rare times he still streams is often with ludwig. but he's an autist who doesn't like in person events so i'm sure he refused. he played in ludwig's remote sm64 relay a few years ago too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He had a falling out with ludwig recently.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i missed ZFG's run sadly cause it was too early for me to wake up. oddly enough ive enjoyed watching Fast50 more than anything in the past decade

      isnt Clint living a normie life again and getting in touch with nature and shit? he hasnt streamed since helldivers came out, plus when was the last time eh ran SM64? shame but at least I can watch his vods

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >isnt Clint living a normie life again and getting in touch with nature and shit
        lol no, still a NEET who lives with his parents without a job. no idea why he can't be fricked to make six figures streaming 4 hours a night

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          reminds me of myself but I have a job and a pension and benefits, only downside is I live in cali so I cant afford a fricking house if I wanted too

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >baldur's gate speedrun
    >no we ain't doing that
    based

  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I 100% watch these events for entertainment value. I would rather watch the guy in 100th place with fun anecdotes and an energetic personality than the guy whos 3rd on the leaderboard whos last 5 years of their life revolves around speedrunning

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      agreed, plus these are waaaaay more entertaining than agdq. such a comfy event

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah they should choose for personality/commentary more than leaderboard time (as long as the runner can actually perform reasonably well)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It can be fun to watch hyperfocused autismos who know everything there possibly is to know about the game (we love Werster in this house), but it depends on how comfortable that person is

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        werster is the kind autist who can give good commentary though, i'm talking about people like the metroid prime troony who has/had world record but is just annoying to watch

  118. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have they still not done neon white? i went to the grocery store in hopes of it being done by now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      blonde homosexual is whining about the monitor framerate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      runner refused to play because the framerate is too low and they've gotten distracted

  119. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Forsen on the couch? Barely recognized him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i think thats coney youre talking about

  120. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea who these ecelebs are, am I old chat?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are all literal whose

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've recognized like 3 names the whole event, so I'm older

  121. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why don't they test these things before the run

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      smarr indie company prease understand

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some hardware is hard to prep for, but I'm surprised runners don't bring their own mice/keyboards/controllers.

  122. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who is that qt red head behind the redbull fridge? would like to speedrun her pussy if you know what i mean

  123. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >misses first jump on first level with no enemies
    >uh t-the tech is broken

  124. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GET THIS homosexual OFF THE STAGE OH MY FRICKING GOD THIS moron JUST WONT PLAY HIS FRICKING GAME WHAT A STUPID PUSSY

  125. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I like that jump

  126. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this is in PACE's schedule tomorrow
    Dunno about Lost World, but surely Adventure onwards has potential, although a fricking 9 hour tournament seems a bit much.

  127. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why did we lose qt's cookie speedrun for this trash?

  128. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM LIAM

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how much longer until this guy is done, anyone know?

      based. god i love lime

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i am so jealous of the artists he has in his community

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is that the guy that fricks himself

  129. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how insufferable this dude and Jaidenanimation's home must be

  130. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Wanna see something cool?
    >Oh wait, I fricked it up

    GET OFF THE STAGE

  131. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed this event a ton for what it was, but I'm going to be okay when it's over and I go back to standard speedruns at PACE when it's over.

  132. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well discounting technicals issues he pretty much was right on the money with his estimated time and it was a fun run regardless

  133. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i'm glad it's over.jpg

  134. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alright get this guy outta here frick off your time is is up.

  135. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is fricking gay.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's literally the least gay thing imaginable

  136. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >proposing at a speedrunning event
    this aint gonna last

  137. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok.

  138. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    crring

  139. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frick off

  140. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yikies

  141. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  142. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can't be a speedrunning event without this sort of certified cringekino

  143. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >proposal in front of 30k people
    oh nononono

  144. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh he meant "gem" industry. thought he mean "gym" at first and i was thinking "no shit these chubby fricks hate the gym"

  145. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm watching lego

  146. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hating the gem industry is based. Proposing at an event isn't

  147. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >marrying a white woman in 2010+14

  148. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm so lonely

  149. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's official now. GDQ lost.

  150. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mfw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's so funny how liam always looks sickly but i think it's just his shit lighting

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's getting fat as frick.

  151. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm happy for them and if you're not, you're a bitter incel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why would i be happy for two random people co-opting an event for attention whoring purposes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have no idea who these people are, why would I be happy for them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i dont have any parasocial feelings sorry gay

  152. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    put me in the screencap

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Put yourself in the fricking screencap

  153. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  154. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wedding proposal at a speedrunning event
    had to click off that shit

  155. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've had sex, am I allowed to call this cringe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only if you're having sex right now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Proposing to your girlfriend isn't cringe, doing it live at a speedrunning event is cringe but almost forgivable, doing it with a ring-pop is completely cringe and moronic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But she literally asked for that.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That doesn't make it better

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          marriage is about guiding your woman away from dumb ideas like that

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >DON'T PROPOSE AT A homosexual SPEEDRUNNING EVENT, BECAUSE.. BECAUSE I SAID SO OK?!?!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >you should propose to me with a ring pop at a speedru- *SMACK*
              this is what god would've wanted

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Some requests are not meant to be honored. Synthetic diamonds are fine.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, frick diamonds, frick gold and silver.
            I'm gonna propose with an onion ring and those israelites can eat my dick.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ONION RI- I GOT A ONION RING

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ok but what if they eat your onion ring

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yeah i'm thinking nobody has to worry about you proposing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >proposes with ringpop
      >both obese af with manbun hair
      >hates the gym
      well at least they arent trannies or gay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they hate the "gem" industry, not the "gym" kek

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >gem not gym
          LMAO im moronic I thought he said GYM

  156. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leave it to the white man only speedrun event to keep traditional values by making a man propose to a woman in front of 30k live member audiences.
    The west is healing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      next year there's gonna be a live conception

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And the speedrunning event 9 months after that? Oh man. Ohhhh man.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      offset by the transbian kiss in the stream background last night after spyro

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was a man and a woman kissing, so it evens out, I guess.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i assumed it was two men

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, the woman did look like a chubby Justin Bieber tho.

  157. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad I missed most of this event because it fricking sucks. You guys keep chasing that high of the good old days but it's never coming back.

  158. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When's fricking mario on

  159. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE'S SIMPLEFLIPS

  160. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    liam wearing his shit, piss, and cum stained squidward shirt to a live event

  161. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember one time I was banned for pointing out how your troony eceleb discussion threads don't belong on Ganker lol. just popping in to say streamers are not games and don't belong on Ganker. I don't care what trannie jannies say. these threads belong on /trash/ or /vt/

  162. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >said vapoeron twice

  163. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sucmeoff
    ok that's kinda funny

  164. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jerma spotted

  165. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who is the yeti

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's ster

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He actually seems mildly funny

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jerma

  166. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sounds like jerma

  167. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh he's saying "jerma" not "German"

  168. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where is LIAM

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      died of aids

  169. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who the frick is ethan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WAKE UP

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you need to wake up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ethan these nuts

  170. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LIAM waiting room

  171. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >linkus and cheese are there
    zesty

  172. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    autists, do we have an id on the hot red head next to redbull fridge?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      parkenharbor?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        parkenharbor, now someone tell me who was the girl waving at the camera after the windwaker run ended

        based, thank you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      parkenharbor, now someone tell me who was the girl waving at the camera after the windwaker run ended

  173. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CHOKE

  174. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes shes mine back off

  175. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ask your normalgay friends above, they know every eceleb in this shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're in a coma. wake up.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, kill me pete

  176. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me?
    blood diamonds.
    the only thing that would be better would be the heart of a small victorian child who died from getting all of their bones crushed by an industrial sewing machine

  177. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this run sounds like it's gonna be dope, fun thing to end on, much better than a 15 hour jrpg that ends at 3am

  178. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    simple is so thin holy shit

  179. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm in love

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Listen to her talk if you want to break the spell.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she's just some streamer bawd

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >IRL Tumblr nose
        you can have her anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's taken.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i'll kill him

  180. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not going to donate.
    not going to share the stream.
    not going to like the stream.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but they said to do it?

  181. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >$1 = 10 meals
    huh... why aren't we doing anything bidenflation ruining groceries if its that cheap...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People will comply and pay this much for groceries, and they did get away with it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because the "meal" is like half a cup of oatmeal

  182. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    seeing liam in actual light is hilarious

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FAT NECK

  183. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cheese, Liam and Ludwig are going to win. Simply is not good under pressure, Simpleflips will have to carry the team if they're going to win

  184. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LINKUS FRICKS HIS WHILE WHILE WATCHING LIAM STREAMS

  185. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    linkus confirmed for watching liam while fricking his wife

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pretty much just said it on stream

  186. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ETHAN WAKE UP

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ethan don't wake up it kills all of us
      Don't value your existence above ours

  187. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Let's go" is so fricking stupid.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's "Allahu ackbar" for white people

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is a Mario event, unfortunately

  188. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >her face when she sees your 120 star time

  189. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get on with it already

  190. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    joever

  191. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >twitch stream dies right before only run i cared about
    thank god youtube is still up

  192. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the smell of that room

  193. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  194. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stream 2 bros won again

  195. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    (you) me when the run starts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  196. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can't believe they manage to have setup times even worse than both GDQ and ESA combined.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're milking donations because it's the last run and it's only 3 PM in LA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they also have skits that are 5 times longer

  197. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did simply and Ludwig get into a pissing match

  198. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    come the frick on

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >still talking still havent started
      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  199. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nice video game event you got here homosexuals

  200. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So they're stalling for donations GDQ style?
    Why?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ludwig needs X amount to convince sponsors to pay for the next one, he wants to make money.

      These things are never about the charity, if they were about the charity the event would just be 50 guys getting together at some guy's house, or an inexpensive convention hall rental.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah seems pretty clear they need $250k. Maybe I'll drop 50.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Maybe I'll drop 50
          never giving a dime to any of these marathons, FRICK CHARITY

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >engaging with the charity wank
          All that means is that they're going to need to stall longer to get even more the next year
          The only winning move is not to play

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Too late, just did.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              are you stankpuss?

  201. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker was pissing and cumming out of their buttholes over how much better this was in comparison to GDQ
    >the entire day was nothing but zoomer ecelebs circlejerking one another making jokes about shit like puberty blockers with pepes spammed in the chat
    Ganker has fallen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not the ENTIRE day, ZFG and Linkus runs have been comfy kino

  202. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did you guys know that cheese is gay btw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of cheese?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fetanari

  203. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    didn't think ludwig would let simpleflips come on considering he's a hax$ defender

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A what

  204. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stemheads rise up

  205. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh it's because they expected 250k.
    I previously said that they wouldn't get to it but seems like they're close.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      actually surprised how close they are now, after they hit 100k yesterday and said 250k was their next goal i thought that was way too high

  206. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stream turns into jermawank

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they'd probably have an extra 20k viewers if he was on the couch more and restreamed on his channel

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ummm did you know he retired?
        he's retired don't you know
        he's retired he can't be streaming man
        just let him enoy his retirement
        he's retired bro

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't even watch jerma, whats this whole retirement thing anyway? What does he do for a job if he's not a streamer anymore?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he works for ludwig's company

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >too retired to just turn on the restream to milk his 10s of thousands of followers to watch this shit he worked on

  207. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is what happens when you have over a dozen narcissists in one room.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you talking about this thread, or the people trying to get as many donations as possible before finishing their charity event?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he fell for the charity meme
        good goyim

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You are a moron. Whatever profit the organisers make is nowhere near worth the effort of organising all this. There are much better ways to make money. Underage

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            :^)

  208. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When's Mario?

  209. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    engage the fake donations

  210. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >went to get food
    >theyre still stalling

    really

  211. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whiy does it take so long to set up two nintendo 64s

  212. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's just a discord call with meme donor names about wiener rings and other safe edgy+horny shit

  213. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I missed most of today because I was traveling, starting from zfg's MM randomizer. Anything good? I'm glad I'm able to catch the 64 relay.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nothing good since zfg

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ty

  214. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The official full schedule (now with second submissions added) for GDQ is out!
    https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/48

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shut the frick up Uyama no one gives a frick.

  215. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why aren't you watching the totk PACE run?the audio has been shit for the whole event so far

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's the link and category

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://horaro.org/pace24s/schedule
        https://www.twitch.tv/speedrun
        Add this to the next OP btw

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >any %

  216. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    more like SLOW50

  217. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's done.

  218. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >first event ever
    >raised more money than all ESAs combined

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >unfunny zoomers throw money at other loud unfunny zoomers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yuros don't just give away all their savings for no reason like mutts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ESA raised more dicks per hour than this shitty event

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is this shopped? i don't remember them being that big

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they get bigger each time it loops

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they dont have any ecelebs at esa

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Other marathons will definitely use this as a reference.
        Expect 10x more ecelebs at future events.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what a breedable bawd. i love it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who is that prostate priestess?

  219. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RIP, race over

  220. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking disaster.

  221. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dinner with JayZ or $500k for charity

  222. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >two of the best runners and ludwig
    vs
    >a good runner, a guy who knows the run but isn't WR competitive, and a shitter

    how is this fair

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and ludwig
      that's how

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't cheese way better than the simps?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        simply's pb is 15 seconds better than cheese

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        theyre all of pretty much even skill level it seems, though simpleflips hasnt ran in a while afaik

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ludwig
      that's how

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Simply is the strongest runner here.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that choke says otherwise

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Best runner != best racer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        simply, cheese, and liam are on pretty much the same level. simpleflips knows the run but isn't on their level for the hard shit. ludwig and coney both suck but coney seems significantly worse

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Accurate.

  223. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >going for 100 coin
    >accidentally wall-jumps into the star
    holy shit their team has choked on every star so far

  224. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    holy choke

  225. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh my god can everyone stop talking all at once holy shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >can they be more like gdq
      no frick off

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not talking = cut off your penis
        that escalated quickly

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >cut off your penis = more like gdq
          that escalated quickly

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ...no? those 2 facts go hand in hand

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ahhh so your two equations are facts and mine are no, got it got it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. This is just how streamers are: their job is to be a one man act for thousands of children and manchildren such as myself, and so very few of them actually know how to share a stage. Jerma's an exception.

  226. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm already chomping at my nails. good shit.

  227. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  228. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    migggggg

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nuh yet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        go to the thread, you're migging yourself

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        IT'S TOO LATE

  229. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >team has two simples
    >team "coney"

  230. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    holy frick either mic off on the teams or don't have a couch

  231. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >legit choke to death

  232. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    literally who the frick is liam

  233. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should just let the runners talk

  234. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    glorp

  235. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Feels like they're neck and neck despite the massive choke to begin

  236. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not coloring the streamer who is active in red

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      while I agree with you, they are left to right, so you can just look at who is holding the controller

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you use your eyes you can see who's holding the controller.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Colored streamers aren't allowed here.

  237. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    liam looks like he really doesnt wanna be here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hes happy to be here mun

  238. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the voices wont stop

  239. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AHHHHHH THE VOICES

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THE VOICES

      take your medication

  240. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE VOICES

  241. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do they not know that they are all talking at the same fricking time

  242. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the autistic one or can I decipher all these voices just fine.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, that just means you've played a multiplayer game with voice comms at some point in your life.

  243. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i wish there was an option to turn off the commentators voices and just listen to the runners

  244. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing has topped mafiakino.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >only one role
      Nah it was lame except the assassins creed food from different countries

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i thought the first round was entertaining enough but after that i got sick of it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Minimalistic mafia is best mafia.
        Otherwise it quickly turns into shit like ToS/ToL where the entire game is mechanically solved day 2 if town has half a brain.

  245. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dont fall off go in the green pipe

  246. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why isn't simply talking

  247. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >audio crackles

  248. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PAGE 10

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Savor it.

  249. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tried watching this yesterday and it doesn't feel like a speedrunning event. The commentators don't seem very familiar with any given run happening and generally not even with the game that's being played. It's like normies put a speedrun paintjob on a typical soulless charity stream.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no way
      the automata disguised as a human known as ludwig can't make a good stream?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because that's exactly what is happening. Ganker is just desperate for a speedrun event it seems.

  250. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >losing to koopa the quick

  251. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let it die

  252. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my left ear

  253. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gdq doing a hot fix stream
    >can't even break 2k viewers
    >sperging is at an all time high here
    pottery

  254. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's over

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it hasn't even begun

  255. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MIPS'D

  256. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the mips CHOKE

  257. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At least amongus is on the couch

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