>fat thor

>fat thor
Fricking why?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hes just like me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand this obsession with wanting characters to look like you , feels like sjw bs.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's muscle

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      chest is underdeveloped

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The fricker doesn't even have pecs

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOOO WHY DOESN'T HE LOOK LIKE MUH MCU REPRESSED HOMOLUST CHARACTER

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's what raw muscle mass looks like.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Thor should've looked like this because... HE JUST SHOULD OKAY?!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Because he was always portrayed as strong
            Wrong.
            I'm Scandinavian and grew up with Norse mythology around the campfire, go frick yourself

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm Scandinavian and grew up with Norse mythology
              No one cares. Also pic rel was made by a Scandinavian who had closer ties to Norse Mythology than you, if you want to use that argument of "Uhhr I'm from Scandinavia so I know more aargh".
              You are just a fat norseman malding.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                homosexual seethe.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not an argument, fattie. You lost, just move on to other thread. Maybe start doing cardio so you lose weight as well.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                KUSE MUTSIS PILLUUN VITUN NEEKERI PERKELE!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't understand your mongolian language

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're projecting.
                That painting is also from the 1800's and doesn't even depict the only visual descriptors from the myth you moron.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >and doesn't even depict the only visual descriptors from the myth
                Which is something the GOW design actually does.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Projecting what? Lmfao were I fat I wouldn't be calling you a fattie moron, because that would be offending myself.
                >That painting is also from the 1800's and doesn't even depict the only visual descriptors from the myth
                I never said it did, but the farther back you go (if you're scandinavian) the closer you are to your pagan faith. Now show me a depiction of Thor that depicts him as a fat loser like the GoW one, from 1200-1900.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Moving goalposts
                GOW Thor objectively takes actual descriptors from the myth about Thor and implements them into the design unlike your heavily idealized Christianized painting
                I accept your concession

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Such as? And I'm still waiting.
                And you're telling me christians made Thor buff? Lmfao

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              yeah well my dad works for Odin

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This works better if they're going for the bulkmaxxed look.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This is fine.

          [...]

          This is soi garbage.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >thor should look like recolored Black person
        yeah, nah, pretty sure fatty in OPs pic would beat him

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I can't tell if you are just a fat moron or if you're baiting. That pic was the strongest man in the world.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, was, while OP's pic is literal demigod shitting lightning bolts out of his ass

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah you're baiting

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    we need the mcu audience

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's a God he does whatever he wants. Why would maintaining a figure be a concern for a God, that's petty human shit.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you care?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes I fricking care may not even play the game depending on how prominent he is in ot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No.
      He looks like Thor. As long as the boss fight is great it doesn't even matter.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >left handed thor
    fkn y

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Týr so depressed brehs?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He need TRT, what a homosexual.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's accurate to Norf mythology what are you freaking out about?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So if we see the kid turn into a mare and get mounted on and fricked by a horse you're not going yo say anything?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because it made the numales laugh in endgame

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who cares
    why are you still playing AAA shit?
    stop being a sony fanboy

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is no muscle. Only fat
    Fricking HOW did the frick this up so bad

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Marvel

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    To generate media discussion about the game, and evidently it worked.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why do americans love looking at jacked dudes so much

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      start working on your own body and you'll get it fatty

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing getting muscular fid was make me go from creepy to scary.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          how is that a bad thing

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The titty flaps were a step too far in the "strongfat" character design. IDK what they were thinking.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bloatlord mogs him

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was thor the one that ate cum?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not fat, go to America and you'll see fat.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick not, baldur was like a meth head.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because he appeals to all the fat neckbeards who will play this game. They will finally feel accepted.

    "I'm built like T-thor, r-r-r-raw muscle"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm fat and I don't want to see this

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    didn't you watch the marvel movies?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The chubby strong linebacker physique is actually a more realistic portrayal of a strong man. Beach muscles are useless.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Urr duur thor fat thor not strong

    >Baldur is shaped like your average crackhead but can easily 1v1 Kratos and the world serpent
    >Atreus is a kid and can kill hundred of elves by himself

    They are GODS. Body shape doesn't mean shit for them. Besides, Thor has killed all the giants prior to the game, including the one we fight at the end.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fat men are the strongest

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