>I'm Scandinavian and grew up with Norse mythology
No one cares. Also pic rel was made by a Scandinavian who had closer ties to Norse Mythology than you, if you want to use that argument of "Uhhr I'm from Scandinavia so I know more aargh".
You are just a fat norseman malding.
3 years ago
Anonymous
homosexual seethe.
3 years ago
Anonymous
Not an argument, fattie. You lost, just move on to other thread. Maybe start doing cardio so you lose weight as well.
3 years ago
Anonymous
KUSE MUTSIS PILLUUN VITUN NEEKERI PERKELE!
3 years ago
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I don't understand your mongolian language
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Anonymous
You're projecting.
That painting is also from the 1800's and doesn't even depict the only visual descriptors from the myth you moron.
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Anonymous
>and doesn't even depict the only visual descriptors from the myth
Which is something the GOW design actually does.
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Projecting what? Lmfao were I fat I wouldn't be calling you a fattie moron, because that would be offending myself. >That painting is also from the 1800's and doesn't even depict the only visual descriptors from the myth
I never said it did, but the farther back you go (if you're scandinavian) the closer you are to your pagan faith. Now show me a depiction of Thor that depicts him as a fat loser like the GoW one, from 1200-1900.
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Anonymous
Moving goalposts
GOW Thor objectively takes actual descriptors from the myth about Thor and implements them into the design unlike your heavily idealized Christianized painting
I accept your concession
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Anonymous
Such as? And I'm still waiting.
And you're telling me christians made Thor buff? Lmfao
>Baldur is shaped like your average crackhead but can easily 1v1 Kratos and the world serpent >Atreus is a kid and can kill hundred of elves by himself
They are GODS. Body shape doesn't mean shit for them. Besides, Thor has killed all the giants prior to the game, including the one we fight at the end.
hes just like me
I don't understand this obsession with wanting characters to look like you , feels like sjw bs.
That's muscle
chest is underdeveloped
The fricker doesn't even have pecs
NOOOOOO WHY DOESN'T HE LOOK LIKE MUH MCU REPRESSED HOMOLUST CHARACTER
That's what raw muscle mass looks like.
>t. never lifted in their lifes
Thor should've looked like this.
>Thor should've looked like this because... HE JUST SHOULD OKAY?!
Because he was always portrayed as strong, not as a fat ameritard, such as you. Go lose some weight.
If he looked like this I'd have no problem as well. But GoW Thor looks like a literal ball.
>Because he was always portrayed as strong
Wrong.
I'm Scandinavian and grew up with Norse mythology around the campfire, go frick yourself
>I'm Scandinavian and grew up with Norse mythology
No one cares. Also pic rel was made by a Scandinavian who had closer ties to Norse Mythology than you, if you want to use that argument of "Uhhr I'm from Scandinavia so I know more aargh".
You are just a fat norseman malding.
homosexual seethe.
Not an argument, fattie. You lost, just move on to other thread. Maybe start doing cardio so you lose weight as well.
KUSE MUTSIS PILLUUN VITUN NEEKERI PERKELE!
I don't understand your mongolian language
You're projecting.
That painting is also from the 1800's and doesn't even depict the only visual descriptors from the myth you moron.
>and doesn't even depict the only visual descriptors from the myth
Which is something the GOW design actually does.
Projecting what? Lmfao were I fat I wouldn't be calling you a fattie moron, because that would be offending myself.
>That painting is also from the 1800's and doesn't even depict the only visual descriptors from the myth
I never said it did, but the farther back you go (if you're scandinavian) the closer you are to your pagan faith. Now show me a depiction of Thor that depicts him as a fat loser like the GoW one, from 1200-1900.
Moving goalposts
GOW Thor objectively takes actual descriptors from the myth about Thor and implements them into the design unlike your heavily idealized Christianized painting
I accept your concession
Such as? And I'm still waiting.
And you're telling me christians made Thor buff? Lmfao
yeah well my dad works for Odin
This works better if they're going for the bulkmaxxed look.
This is fine.
This is soi garbage.
>thor should look like recolored Black person
yeah, nah, pretty sure fatty in OPs pic would beat him
I can't tell if you are just a fat moron or if you're baiting. That pic was the strongest man in the world.
yeah, was, while OP's pic is literal demigod shitting lightning bolts out of his ass
Yeah you're baiting
we need the mcu audience
He's a God he does whatever he wants. Why would maintaining a figure be a concern for a God, that's petty human shit.
Do you care?
Yes I fricking care may not even play the game depending on how prominent he is in ot.
No.
He looks like Thor. As long as the boss fight is great it doesn't even matter.
>left handed thor
fkn y
Why is Týr so depressed brehs?
He need TRT, what a homosexual.
It's accurate to Norf mythology what are you freaking out about?
So if we see the kid turn into a mare and get mounted on and fricked by a horse you're not going yo say anything?
because it made the numales laugh in endgame
who cares
why are you still playing AAA shit?
stop being a sony fanboy
There is no muscle. Only fat
Fricking HOW did the frick this up so bad
Marvel
To generate media discussion about the game, and evidently it worked.
why do americans love looking at jacked dudes so much
start working on your own body and you'll get it fatty
The only thing getting muscular fid was make me go from creepy to scary.
how is that a bad thing
The titty flaps were a step too far in the "strongfat" character design. IDK what they were thinking.
Bloatlord mogs him
Was thor the one that ate cum?
Not fat, go to America and you'll see fat.
why the frick not, baldur was like a meth head.
Because he appeals to all the fat neckbeards who will play this game. They will finally feel accepted.
"I'm built like T-thor, r-r-r-raw muscle"
I'm fat and I don't want to see this
didn't you watch the marvel movies?
The chubby strong linebacker physique is actually a more realistic portrayal of a strong man. Beach muscles are useless.
Urr duur thor fat thor not strong
>Baldur is shaped like your average crackhead but can easily 1v1 Kratos and the world serpent
>Atreus is a kid and can kill hundred of elves by himself
They are GODS. Body shape doesn't mean shit for them. Besides, Thor has killed all the giants prior to the game, including the one we fight at the end.
Fat men are the strongest