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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well done. Looks good

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when I play minecraft I always end up just living in my mine as god intended

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >instead of making wood dyeable Mojang started adding different types of trees
    Frickers

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're lucky they didn't remove trees for promoting deforestation

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm honestly amazed they haven't removed combat entirely at this point.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      these are simultaneously the most disgusting yet also the most delicious things

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whenever I eat this the wafer is hotter than the filling

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you microwaving wafer cookies?
        Do yo work at a wafer cookie factory?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >hotter
          What?

          there is a temperature difference between the filling and the wafer, the filling is noticeably cooler, pay attention the next time you eat them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hotter
        What?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's because of the high sugar content of the frosting. When it dissolves, it uses heat.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i get what you mean actually it's weird. The wafer is like regular temperature but the filling inside is almost always slightly but noticeably colder

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Son please stop fricking the biscuits.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i fricking love these little homies like you wouldn't believe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >american """"food""""
      No wonder you all becomel school shooters and/or trannies

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >found out wafers are from egypt
        wat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like them but the texture is fricked

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here's a divisive question. Are Wafers, Cookies?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I swear wafers are included in some cookie tins

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I thought so as well. But I've yet to come across any myself in recent years. The reason why I asked this question. Was from this video where this group got into heated debates over it. See for yourself if you wish.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't see why they wouldn't be

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why would they not be?

          I don't see why not either. But some argue because the way they are made doesn't qualify. Or that they're more like waffles than cookies. As I said here

          I thought so as well. But I've yet to come across any myself in recent years. The reason why I asked this question. Was from this video where this group got into heated debates over it. See for yourself if you wish.

          this is where the question popped in my mind.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why would they not be?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beautiful Cherry House, simple as

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the bottom objectively and unmistakably looks better, is that even up for debate?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the colour theory fricking sucks

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oops, looks like you made a typo there, the correct spelling is "color"

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            NAW

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cherry wood is nice. One of the few updates that I feel is a good addition.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the wood types they add are nice, I just wished mojang would stop thinking adding one type is a major part of their updtaes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the crux of their problem is that every change has to go through copious amounts of meetings to get greenlit, letting people in suits decide shit instead of actual developers always leads into trouble 99% of the time and that's on top of jeb's moronation. Whenever notch wanted something or thought it was cool he just did it, and while there was some clear failures (I,E everything involving the end) most of what he did was obviously good

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah at least Notch came it things from a "will it add something fun/meaningful to the game", whereas I have no idea why Mojang add half the stuff they add now.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Notch
            >new dimension because why not
            >frick it survival games are popular, so here's a hunger meter
            >enchanting weapons, this is my first step on making it into the 3d dwarf fortress I wanted it to be!
            Mojang
            >uhh here's a new passive mob. It does nothing
            >here's a new redstone dohickey, please youtubers, keep our game relevant

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The only really significant thing that Mojang have added is the deep dark and it fricking sucks. The ancient cities are pretty cool, had some really neat ones generated with lava falls or glow caves spawned partway in, but the fungus and the Warden make me want to avoid them completely.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                honestly the idea behind the warden might have worked in other types of survival games, but for something like minecraft it falls flat due to how much power the player has over the world, he only spooks you for a few times but after that the magic quickly wears off making him more of an annoyance, he should have just dropped something useful since at least you will be incentivized to fight a hard boss, or if you really know how to break the game, create a very risky farm

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just get rid of his bullshit sonic attack and give the player a reward and he's immediately a better mob to have in game.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mojang staff (and the MS suits that control them) are terrified of changing anything too much in fear of losing the only profitable property MS has

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They have various iterations of MC now though. They've split the playerbase with Bedrock and Java, and they haven't lost any money yet. They could easily add real changes and still let people keep playing whatever version they want.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                maybe they just dont want to deal with the nostalgiagay spergery that happens whenever they add anything even approaching significant

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They already got rid of the OG nether (while somehow still not really improving on the concept) so that ship is sailed. Unless they seriously frick up redstone or are just really moronic, no one is going to complain too much if they actually start trying to improve things.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They should frick up redstone. They've had it too good for over a decade

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I honestly wonder how much of minecrafts problems is mojangs being lazy/moronic vs microsoft meddling, in either case a restructuring is massively needed so they can actually get shit done

          Small indie company pwease understand.

          But really, so do I. I don't like that they added a ridiculous amount of stone blocks rather than giving us the ability to dye them or combine a couple of things to make these new blocks.
          I still don't understand why they added copper at all.

          I don't mind the stone block variety since even if they are just for builders that is still a massive part of the game, that being said the fact they just gave copper one meme gimmick and still refuse to allow you to craft copper wiring for mroe types of redstone builds is absurd, that and they need either an inventory expansion, allow players to have backpacks, or at least add a filter option to your inventory since these new blocks just keep making the problem worse

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My guess is that it's 50/50. Like I said in my previous post Jeb is also behind a lot of the problems with his comically stupid takes but I have zero doubt execs and suits stifle shit
            WHERE THE FRICK IS THE PERFORMANCE UPDATE MOJANG THIS SHIT RUNS LIKE ASS, HOW HARD IS IT TO HAVE A SMALL 3-5 TEAM FIX YOUR DOG SHIT UPDATES.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >devs nearly bought out and implamented one of the enhancment mods, but didn't because they didn't want to yield to the modders request of people who backed him financially get capes
              >reason for this was because capes were supposed to be special
              >few years later pretty much gave everybody a cape anyway just so microsoft can implament moronic policies
              it truly baffles me the thinking behind them, as for a performance update the main problem (which is a problem that exists with the entire industry by this point) is to save on money they usually contract work out to inexperienced devs who then spend huge portions of their time learning how to work with the game and some actual work on it, then getting repalced repeating the cycle making any meaningful work nearly impossible, in other words be prepared to wait a long time if ever

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Microsoft is almost certainly behind a lot of the dumb corporate shit that's become more and more worrisome as time goes on. Still, that doesn't change the fact that all signs point to Mojang being staffed by people who are either too lazy or too stupid to actually improve the game in any meaningful way,

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Small indie company pwease understand.

        But really, so do I. I don't like that they added a ridiculous amount of stone blocks rather than giving us the ability to dye them or combine a couple of things to make these new blocks.
        I still don't understand why they added copper at all.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You will get the incremental update that changes nothing and you will like it.

        Small indie company pwease understand.

        But really, so do I. I don't like that they added a ridiculous amount of stone blocks rather than giving us the ability to dye them or combine a couple of things to make these new blocks.
        I still don't understand why they added copper at all.

        >I still don't understand why they added copper at all.
        I honestly think they're just throwing a bone to the modders so that every single mod doesn't need their own copper ore implemented. Altough modders don't play on newer versions of minecraft anyway.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Friday night where's the Ganker minecraft server?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the use of trapdoors. Sideslabs fricking never (even though they'd be easy to implement)

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    omg sister that's so trans and wholesome

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >jive lalgh love
    Huh?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish End progression had more options. The Nether is impossble to explore because it's either filled with piglins or you spawn in a delta basalt biome. Let us find Blaze dungeons in the overworld or something.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >logs are pink
    is this a texture pack?
    im so confused....
    t. haven't minecraft since 2011

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      New tree
      also new crafting technique where you can carve the bark off of logs with an axe

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stripped back cherry logs.

        It's a cherry tree that was added to the game in the 1.20 update.

        Minecraft after mojang got bought out turned into modded minecraft but for morons who want to automate things in the most ineffective way possible

        huh!

        btw
        >beta 1.7.3 seed
        >-3.14

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stripped back cherry logs.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a cherry tree that was added to the game in the 1.20 update.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Minecraft after mojang got bought out turned into modded minecraft but for morons who want to automate things in the most ineffective way possible

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It unironically looks good. I no shit got that same sign somewhere on my house. A friend placed it as a joke 2 years ago, and we kept it.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where is your sakura tree??

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you telling me in the 10 years since I've played this game they STILL haven't added fricking chairs? What the frick are they doing with those 2 billion dollars

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, they added the worst excavation/archaeology mechanics in gaming history where you unearth nothing crappy pots with nothing cool to them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jeb refuses to add chairs (or furniture and sideways slabs) because "it gets in the way of creativity" if you want a laugh to see some of the problems minecrafts development has check out some of his guidelines to see how moronic his thinking is

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >place stair

      there you go.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why didn't I think of that..

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There are numerous videos online on how to make nice looking chairs. furniture is not really needed when you can make your own with trapdoors and signs

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >furniture is not really needed
            Neither is playing fricking video games at all. There is no excuse not to add proper chairs and tables.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              make them yourself?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I CAN'T
                THEY'RE NOT IN THE GAME

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >place down some slabs
                there you go

                you have all the power to create in this game. use it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Those don't look or function like the furniture they "replace"

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                download a furniture mod, problem solved

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                place an item frame then.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry Anon, the best you can do is put a fence with a pressure plate or slab on top of it.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone make a create + farmers delight server please and thanks

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's a good FTB type of modpack running on optifine(for shaders) and newer versions of minecraft?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mojang wants to reference "Polly want's a cracker"
    >they do so by saying "Parrots loooooooooove chocolate chip cookies, be sure to feed them plenty of chocolate"
    >billions of irl parrots die from chocolate poisoning
    >this is the sole reason why we don't get cool animals anymore
    Thanks...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mojang hates parrots? Frick Mojang!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They could've just added hardtack to the game, you would create it with 1 wheat and bucket of water, shit wouldn't take too much time to implement.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >could have added the aether into the game
    >could have added so much more
    >mo creatures? naw homie we just gonna add horses and make every animal a worthless piece of shit
    >wait you mean you want your tools to have actual upgrades that make logical sense instead of magic? go frick yourself
    >would rather spend the time to fix a swastika in plain sight that no one ever noticed until someone pointed it out to them
    >optimization? get lost we're going to just keep bloating the game with pointless shit until the game loses all attention
    >oh btw heres some troony tunes instead of the original guy who did the ost who was even willing to do it for free as long as he kept his music
    minecraft is genuinely dead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rather spend the time to fix a swastika in plain sight that no one ever noticed until someone pointed it out to them
      QRD?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you put four pumpkins in a square and looked at the top the intersection of the textures created a swastika.
        This is a big deal in a game where you can build swastikas out of any block you like, everywhere, at any time.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there was a hidden swastika in the texture of jack o lanterns when 4 of them were put together

          What. The. Frick.
          Arrest Notch.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there was a hidden swastika in the texture of jack o lanterns when 4 of them were put together

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's barely a swastika, why are video game developers so gay now?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            idk but they really hate getting my money

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i cant believe NOTCH HIMSELF snuck in this DOGWHISTLE

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pumpkins are the aryan race of gourds, clearly.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          vgh, if it wasn't for those meddling devs we'd have 4th reich by now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rather spend the time to fix a swastika in plain sight that no one ever noticed until someone pointed it out to them
      >if you arrange a pattern in a swastika, it makes a swastika
      >liberals get shocked about this and waste development time "fixing" this
      I'm 99% sure they are just jackassas wasting time to justify their continued employment
      If they started actually adding real features then they'd start having to justify the features, create roadmaps, and then explain why they should still be kept employed after implementation

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blog:
    I stopped playing Minecraft when I turned 20 or so.
    I was building some things on an online server, and for some reason all the players in the chat seemed to trust me, to do the things I said, I didn't understand why at the time.
    Then one of the players called "Sara" invited me to see her house, and it was one of those basic houses made of dirt with a little sign that said "Sara's House", and she was so proud of it. That's when I realized that I was an adult playing and interacting with children, maybe 8 years old at the most, without realizing it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Then one of the players called "Sara" invited me to see her house, and it was one of those basic houses made of dirt with a little sign that said "Sara's House", and she was so proud of it.
      That's the cutest thing I'll read tonight.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you were the boss man

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >all the players in the chat seemed to trust me, to do the things I said, I didn't understand why
      We're all Diamond Dogs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mogged by Sara of 8 years old
      Grim.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mojang is filled with gay woke morons, and have gay woke morons who lord over them over at Microshart.

    Is there any surprise 95% of every single update with very very few exceptions are shit? Gay woke morons hire other gay woke morons for their identity and has nothing to do with merit or talent, and so you get crap. It's so bad that modding the game with performance patches from the community is NOT optional.

    Take for example the copperbulb, finally 1 tick redstone. What do they do? They "fix it" because it needs to be consistent with Bedrock Edition, instead of fixing Bedrock Editions absolute shit tier gay shitcode.

    Or let me rename that: Gay fricking worthless microtransaction hell edition.
    Jeb is also fricking cancer, but unfortanly the best this game is ever going to have
    because the rest of Mojang is Turbo Cancer.
    Finally takes a crack at combat in the game to unfrick the booring ass "click, wait 3 seconds, click" and then he just drops it and never revisits it again.

    Every head at Microsoft and every dev at Mojang should get fricked in the ass with a hot iron poker and then be impaled on a spike for pissing all over and ruining this game.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >living at the base of a hill
    homies gonna sneak attacked by creepers lol

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dog followed me into nether by accident
    >cant get him out
    >frick it build house around him and portal
    >random pig fricks attack out of nowhere and knock him into lava
    im not gonna lie i almost uninstalled this sht

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The solution is obvious: total pigger death

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      his death was your fault and your failure as a man to set proper barriers to the portal and also to save him from danger.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate the pets, man, it's nice to have a friend come with you, dogs chasing off skeletons and cats scaring off creepers is great, but you get near ANY source of damage and they dive right into it.
      Don't get me started on parrots.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mojang finally decided to give a buff to wolves
        >its just a double health buff instead of improving their ai
        >they also made it so that the resistances they get from shit like lava is also gone making the buff pointless
        I just want to bring my wolves along without worrying about them killing themselves

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      monster.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If only he had dog armor

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    was adding another layer underneath stone the worst update to minecraft?
    It genuinely destroyed the performance and the game has been suffering from it ever since

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate the absolutely cavernous caves. I miss the small tunnels that I can easily light up.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i dont they were way to tedious to navigate without getting lost

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Im not even kidding you they unironically designed them so that players with 100 hours on a world coulf fly around in caves

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate the absolutely cavernous caves. I miss the small tunnels that I can easily light up.

      so play an earlier version?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >implying performance wasn’t already fricked by that point
      They should just hire the sodium devs at this point

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        small indie studio please be patient

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How many devs does mojang have? Like 20? Yeah, they're still small. Blame microsoft.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            mojang has a few hundred emloyees, granted a majority of them are for things not related to developing the game but still a good amount where they should be more than capable of putting out larger updates and bug fixes

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Developing a game isn't the same as making a no stakes moronic mod. Everything has to be polished and up to Mojangs standards. Every addition has to be carefully tested and weighed to make sure it is both fun - and also in tune with the Minecrafty family friendly spirit of the game. If anything Mojang should be commended for getting out what they do. They're probably one of the best studios around.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >up to mojangs standards
                you say that like those are some very high standards

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Go ahead and make a better game than them. You won't because you can't. Many have tried, they all failed. The standards they hold themselves to are way higher than other game studios.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                or I can look at the various mods made that reguarly update wtih far more conent in far less time

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You have to make your bait subtler anon. You can't just go all out like that. It's too obvious.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can have 100+ mods and resource packs running on my 10 year old laptop with sodium and sodium related improvements on, and yet it cannot run vanilla base game without making the room 10 degrees warmer and it being 20fps.
        You would think that after so long developing the damn game, Mojang would know how to make it run better by now.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mojang actually made caves bigger just so players with elytra's a late game item could fly around in them
    Its hard to think of an example dumb enough for this but imagine if they designed OOT around the light arrows are the only thing that done damage and you only got them before fighting gannon

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I started playing minecraft recently on my phone and I can't find any pink trees 🙁

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a rare biome, I think it spawns in hills and mountains.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I see. Well I guess I'll keep looking. I'm currently about to build my house in a jungle full of mandrakes I think.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >filled with mandrakes
          I don't think minecraft has mandrakes

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My mistake. Not mandrakes but mangroves. Theres trees around but alot of them have these root things that I haven't found a use for yet.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ah that makes more sense, yeah the roots are nothing special

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Spent whatever amount of hours and resources actually developing mobs
    >toss them to the fricking side and never actually use the ones that never got voted in
    Is this why Minecraft takes so long with updates? they are coding stuff that is never going to be implemented into the game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice house.

      A modder was able to add all three mobs from the 2023 Mob Vote within a week of them being announced. Mojang has no excuse.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a cute house anon

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frickign quark. I genuinely can't believe I have to go into the config to disable gay bees.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Should have been LGTBees.
      gays can't even get that right.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >LGBeeT
        ftfy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, there's a config option for that? I just went into the mod's resources and changed all the gaybees to normal bees

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Soul.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cheesy quote sign in house
    Beyond based. I do the same thing. My other favorite ones to use is "bless this mess" or "don't talk to me until I've had my coffee / it's wine o' clock" in the kitchen area

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Baobab trees when?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When they add palm trees: Never

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cute house sis

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the enchanting room? Where are the chests?

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >these stair + sign cope chairs
    When are we getting real ones? Tired of having to roleplay by sneaking on some shitty stairs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >When are we getting real ones?
      They already exist, on the minecraft marketplace
      Never mind the fact that it goes against what jeb has said about actual furniture "not promoting player creativity" in the past. Gotta make those MTX bux

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >minecraft marketplace
        what the shit, why is this a thing

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To get money from children anon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a thing so Microsoft can force people to essentially pay for mods and skins on Bedrock Edition, which is why I never touch that shit and stick to good ol' Java

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >if you use an "add-on" you bought from the marketplace, it has its own world you have to use, no matter if its furniture or armor.
          >this world is the same every time, and you can't combine add-ons.
          How did they mess it up so easily? they would have more sales if you could combine packs.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I DEMAND dirt slabs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I demand 50 percent slabs

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I installed nearly a hundred mods for 1.16 a year ago and haven’t touched vanilla ever since, best decision I could have made

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Be me
    >12-13 years old
    >Got Minecraft on the 360
    >Having a good time
    >One day be given 50 bucks (a fortune in 12 year old kid economics)
    >Foolishly purchase a bunch of Minecraft skin/texture packs
    >Shit like Mass Effect and some other stuff I don't remember
    >Instant regret
    >Feel like a fricking dumbass for the next week or so
    Still one of the dumbest financial decisions I have ever made

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh I just got the best idea
      >give wife's son 50 bucks
      >wait a week
      >bring him to the toy shop
      >if he already spent it on Fortnite skins or whatever just say "Oh no, now you can't buy anything..." and take him home
      >wife's son now understands the value of money

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>Be me
      >>12-13 years old
      >>Got Minecraft on the 360
      I'm so fricking old.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        360 is 19 yrs old

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >19 years old
          I'm not even old and I feel ancient

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            holy shit

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People complain about Elytra but isn't the real problem that there's no other usable movement in the game than riptide and unintended shit like ice boats and pearl cannons? There's no real reason for horses and Minecarts to be useless, but they are useless and will never be improved upon in any way. If you take the time to breed a horse shouldn't it be significantly faster than sprinting? If you take the time and resources to build a rail shouldn't it be significantly faster than sprinting? Modders fixed mount and rails with Chocobos and real boosters/engines a decade ago. But here we are. The world is infinite so why should you be confined to the same 16 chunks because walking anywhere else with a 1 block jump height is insufferable?

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is the point of Minecraft?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to waste your time playing mini games on some shitty server rather than doing something worthwhile that gives you a skill
      even online pvp games give you at least hand eye cordination

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So you can make a popular YouTube channel as a ploy to groom kids

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no japanese-style cherry blossom villages
    seriously they had one fricking job

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is a cherry?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      uhhh idk
      but I like the mechanical keyboards except for the switches
      the keycaps are nice

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *lights fire*
    oops, my bad

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rate my rape dungeon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the iron doors missing interior levers/buttons is a nice touch

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Finally someone that gets it

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >last time I played minecraft was in 2012 or so
    >time to play again in 2024
    >play with some modpack recommended by some other guy called better minecraft because I remember I was sick playing the game after I reach the ending or something
    >CPU's fan is whirling really loud for some reason, but Ok
    >spawn near some wooden outpost with gray looking villagers on the minimap
    >the one wielding axe killed me in 2 hits
    >find multiple bullshit addition to game for the next 3 hours or so
    >check out the google
    >they are not even part of the mods

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