>female joins the guild
>critique her subpar performance
>she runs to the guild leader
>i get kicked out the guild
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>female joins the guild
>critique her subpar performance
>she runs to the guild leader
>i get kicked out the guild
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know your place incel
t. jealous troony
>guild
>playing an mmo
yeah, stay in the coffin homosexual.
everyone plays an mmo on the side
I don’t.
speak for yourself, homosexual
>have some females in the guild
>they actually play really well
please stop lying on the internet
Frick that b***h
Yes, girls see constructive criticism as a personal attack, always. More at 6.
>female in guild starts disliking me because I don't simp for her
>starts talking mad shit about me
>sneakily goes to the guild master to get me kicked with fake stories
>guild leader is a middle aged woman who knows these prostitute tricks
>guild leader kicks her instead
Thank you mommy guild leader.
that never happened, if so what game?
I grew up with 5 female cousins around and I guarantee you this situation has happened
did you frick any of them?
no
gay
Not him, but my FFXI and WoW guild leader was a mexican lady that didn't put up with that kind of shit.
World of Warcraft, the old days.
Best part was that she tried making her own guild and poach the simps for it and none of them joined her because they'd lose out on raiding gear.
What makes guild mommy’s so effective compared to the average foid? Never hear anything bad about female guild leaders.
Guild mommy is getting actual child rearing experience
Turns out women with good leadership skills and problem solving abilities don't grow up being spiteful at the world because they realize getting run through by 20 guys doesn't work as a solution when you're 30+
These women actually achieve life goals and are able to reason with people to reach common goals instead of c**ting about 24/7 and blaming men because they're unlikable sacks of shit
"Older women, are beautiful lovers
Older women, they understand
I've been around some, and I have discovered
That older women know just how to please a man."
So that's why the only good chick I've been able to play and banter and have fun with was so level-headed. It's nit because she's actually a man, it's because she's a 46 year old cougar.
women are actually good at middle management since it's basically just organizing children. Older married women are always good at mmos and they don't have to compete like younger women do since they've already caught a good guy.
makes we wonder how many people i play with on a daily basis are ~40 year old women.
probably not a lot, but id imagine some.
imagine having to deal with a bunch of mentally undeveloped children. that why guild mommies/daddies are the most competent
>"Blow it out your ass"
A sense of family maybe?
My Fc was made by a guild mommy with her boyfriend (who's now her husband) and we all attended their wedding. We also talk to her kids a lot, and help her whenever we can. There is a sense of urgency in keeping the peace because what we have is irreplaceable. We'll all feel homeless if that ever happens.
Moms who play MMOs already deal with children on a daily basis so they're quick to crack down on adult children trying to ruin their entertainment.
that's a cute picutre, where is it from?
It's from Senpai ga Urusai Kouhai no Hanashi.
>doesn't critique the subpar performance of the many dozens in the guild
cringe
I critique everyone the same regardless of gender and race. Why does she deserve special treatmemt?
this isn't a thing that happened
Females destroying strong male
bonds and brothership is weekly occurrence. Both in-game and irl
if the bond was strong a woman couldn't destroy it. You simply thought your position in your bro's life was higher than that of a woman, when he clearly felt differently.
Guarantee when the woman leaves he'll re-enter your life-- so in a way you're a simp orbiter to your bros lmao.
more like a minutely, maybe even secondly occurrence
>woman wants to be treated like the guys
>call her a homosexual moron
>cries and reports you
I hate women
>tfw founding clan leader for RS3 clan switched to OSRS
>became a transexual furry twitch streamer
>nobody in clan knew about this until I asked for their Twitch name and the admin in contact with them forwarded it to me without looking at it themselves
>rs3 player is a furry troony
yeah it checks out
He became a furry troony when he started playing OSRS.
this is very important. did he vote for armadyl or bandos? he played rs3 so im pretty sure he voted armadyl. the signs were all there bro
I don't know. I was taking a break at that time.
you could have saved him
There is no saving people like that, anon, it was only a matter of time.
he was in his 40s bro and has a tiktok with the most obvious troony voice ever
>critique her subpar performance
>anon: lol stoopid women get back in the kitchen
>anon: oh no why was i kicked?
You just outed yourself femoid. Go back to
fixed*
when was the last time these circles overlapped?
2019
I remember there was a girl in our guild back in 2009 when I played an mmo. No one simped for her, she was a regular member just like everyone else, we used to go to dungeons together while speaking on teamspeak. She died in 2015, her mom posts on her VK page almost everyday saying how she misses her.
Sad times.
Strange thing. I've never had this happen to me nor have I witnessed it firsthand. I've also never heard any of my friends talk about a situation like this. I only ever hear about shit like this HERE.
Activates the almonds.
Only time a girl came into picture was way back in 2008 or something when i could play multiplayer on a pirated SW Battlefront 1
Simps simped but i kept it gangster and ridiculed them
Then got accused of autoaim
I said i have no idea what autoaim is and if i did i wouldnt know how to turn it on
I wrote in green or yellow text, instead of yellow or green, colorblind, so everyone laughed at me
And i just sniped them further
Also when i get into a tank it was game over, not eve 5 arc troopers could save the match against me in a tank
I appreciate this glance into your personal life, anon
Women? Guilds? MMOs? Damn anon, you must have hit your head really hard. Come on, get up, hop back on Diablo 2, our party needs a necromancer.
who the frick is still playing d2?
If by critique you mean everyone can hear the foam around your mouth on the other end of the mic?
>join guild
>some incel keeps making kitchen and sandwich jokes
>nobody laughs
>threatens to find me and rape me if I don't heal him more
>keep healing everyone the same
>everybody hears him rage and smash something every time he fails due to no getting pocketed
>starts seething about me being a fake gamer while throwing
>leader gets fed up and kicks him
>things that never happened
>things that always happen
>8 billion people on the happen
>THIS CANT HAPPEN
Meds, now
>i get kicked out the guild (knowing full well that there is a code of conduct and breaking it means you get kicked out)
What's the problem here?
>he plays games that females play
LOL I will not touch your game
>create a guild
>stipulate women need not apply
>banned within a week
Why did your guild leader invite a female with subpar performance?
My GL&RL in WoW always said women can't play for shit, and only 1 out 10 can be a mediocre healer.
In 8 years of me being in that guild, we indeed had 2 girls in core. A ret pala and holy priest. Priest was an older woman, very motherly and everyone in the guild liked her. But she struggled with discipline spec.
Ret girl was a good raider, but got pregnant and dropped the game altogether.
I knew a female irl ret pally. she stayed subbed for all of shadowlands but i havent seen her on in dragonflight. wonder if that was her
Are you white?
Obviously not human
>female joins guild
>guild is dead a week later
>troony joins the free company
>It disbands eventually due to drama
>incredible math
>how is she when she doesnt surf
I got kicked out my guild for changing my character's race once.
Why is Pat stealing churros? Is his streaming career going that bad?
>join guild
>its literally all 35-40 somethings
>if there are females, they're married
>very communal
>no tryhards or elitists
>progression is slow but very comfy
>remember I'm playing EQII
>uninstall
her subpar performance
maybe no one wants to hear your shitty opinion on everything. you think telling her she's ass is gonna make her wanna tryhard, or just shit up the guild? unless you're in the top guild on your server, guilds are just a social club for anti-social morons. imagine being more anti-social than anti-social morons.
tldr: you're a sperg and a loser
WHY MOST GAMERS ARE FRICKING SIMPS KEKS FOR FEMALES IN GAMES ONLINE WITH THAT YOU KNOW MOST GAMERS CANT GET ANY PUSSY THATS WHY THEY SIMPS FOR FEMALES IN VIDEO GAMES
>Had one guild with a Gigachad tank who was very based and good
>Yelled at morons being morons in text chat, this kept our guild small since babies would quit rather than improve
>New female joins and cries immediately to guild lead
>Lead threatens to remove tank from guild if he doesn't apologize
>Tank gets on mic for first time, is another female
>Calls lead a homosexual and leaves after a little rant
>Guild breaks apart since other female leaves and lead felt embarrassed
>Never found Gigatank again sadly
basado moron screamer
I will admit I was a fedora tipping anti-simp back when I was 14 and my parents divorced. I had a chip on my shoulder about females being untrustworthy prostitutes because my mom was one. Im married now and treat women online neutrally, just like any other guy. I honestly think the biggest reason why people are simps is because they never realize how awkward and pathetic they look. My wife sends me screenshots of messages people have sent her and jesus christ is it embarrassing how desperate they are. Nerds just lack self awareness. I got lucky, my roommate in college was a turbo sperg (we never met prior to college, I put "i like video games" in my lists of interests when applying for a dorm, college matched us together because of it) and I slowly realized how it looked when he did incel things like complaining about women. Cleaned up my act after that (even though I internally agree)
>guild is strict with learning mechanics
>girl messes up
>"sorry guys"
>"oh it's alright femanon, we won't kick you because you don't count, you kinda just do your own thing haha that's just how you are ahahaha :P"
>everyone laughs in agreeance
Man I really do not miss those 2000s/early 2010s MMOs. At least nowadays everyone just types in discord so being forced to listen to cringe like this over mic only happens if you want it to
>critique her subpar performance
There's a difference between
"You suck c**t"
and
"Hey, try doing X instead of Y for better performance"
yeah, the latter is the kind of thing you have to say to an unlikeable snitch who sucks up the corporate ladder for perceived slights
"you suck c**t" is the kind of thing you can only say to valuable people, trustworthy team members, human beings who's life has value as proven by their ability to be able to take that criticism
it's one of the easiest ways to test whether a person is disposable garbage or a diamond in the rough that's a keeper
You need to elaborate on what "critique her" means. Sounds like you were just being a based boy
>playing MMOs in 2023
>The only guilds I have fond memories of were were led by old women who did not tolerate prostitutes and their orbitors
>The majority of the guild could take banter and there was never inter guild drama because the people who could potentially start it were ousted early.
>it eventually dies because game gets worse and they move on
You can't get these experiences anymore
>ever interacting with random degenerates on the internet
>he says while posting gay bara furry cropped porn
>that incel who refers to women as females
>guild leader talking about how he got to know this e-girl recently and wants to invite her into the guild
>assume he's just joking
>turns out he wasn't joking
>be me
>be extremely autistic child playing EverQuest 1
>guild puts me in charge of the website for some reason
>I have a child’s understanding of HTML, got it done anyway
>one day I speak up in guild chat about how some horny losers will zoom out and view their female character’s ass in-game
>They make it seems like I’m the only one who does this
>I’m embarrassed because I basically admitted to jerking off to pixels, and it’s even more embarrassing because I framed it as an accusation towards people who do that sort of thing
>out of humiliation, I filled the guild website with porn and left the guild
>come back a few weeks later asking if I can re-join the guild and design their website again
>radio silence
Anyone else do this?
gooner moment
>be sweaty speedrun guild
>inform female that she can join the third raid for alts/socials
>no drama ensues
works every time
>have young female in the guild as healer
>she gets angry and yells during raid
>get an erection
this was 2010, last i saw of her she let herself go and got really fat, married a fat balding guy, and started pumping out kids
>I am the guild leader
>she leaves
>takes orbiters with her
>guild's performance doesn't change
Haha
Haha troony
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