FF XIV 6.4 Did the patch meet your expectations

Im disappointed there were no LOTR nods when the patch had Dark Throne in it
>One for the Dark Lord on his Dark throne
>In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wow janny 404'd a xiv thread again
    Im tired

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing new under the RED MOON

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you shitposted throughout all of 2021 and then some with 2022 against WoW

      you deserve misery for at least a couple years because of it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, because wow players would never do that.. right?????? you deserve this for shitting on every other game in existance. enjoy your pozzed wheelchair dragons

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure LOTR was sold to israelites after Christopher Tolkien died, you don't want to deal with them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly wonder if the next patch would be called
      >where the shadows lie
      But something tells me if what you said is true a lawsuit is going to await them

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gamers...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That day will never come.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        cute pudgy face

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The more the story advances the less I give a frick about it. Everytime a patch drops I just want to beat the villain of the month and unsub.
    I'm starting to understand Zenos' mindset now.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      EW literally ruined all of lore by ascribing the most banal explanations for all of it and rushing through this Void shit with a C team writer

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Did the patch meet your expectations
    Frick no. I was expect a resolution by now. We got yet another "Mwahahaha my plan". And the plan obviously didn't even turn out to be smart at all.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, seriously, let's fricking evaluate this "plan".
      >"Golbez", sitting in the Void, thousands of years ago.
      >A dragon just happens to fall on his lap by luck, he tricks her into accepting being caged because it will keep her from being corrupted.
      >He decides to formulate a plan to use it to save the Thirteenth and starts to recruit archfiends.
      >Literally thousands of years later, Zodiark shard on the moon goes POOF when we kill the main one over in the Source back in 6.0.
      >Golbez, who somehow managed to fly up to the moon and kill the Watcher there with no explanation, decides to use this leftover aether to infuse it into a voidsent'ed Azdaja (what the frick was his plan for all those thousands of years?)
      >Apparently he thinks if he just puts Zodiark's energy into someone who wants to reach the Source, they will. Somehow. Also he himself wanting to reach the Source doesn't count, for some reason.
      >Azdaja got depressed over all this time though and doesn't think about home anymore so he can't do it.
      >Bunch of dipshits randomly enter into the Thirteenth from the Source.
      >Golbez fricking sends Scarmiglione and Barbariccia to attack them because ??.
      >Thankfully both Scarmiglione and Barbariccia eat shit and fail because if they had succeeded I don't fricking know what Golbez would have done to carry out his plan that relies on us meeting Azdaja.
      >Golbez then sends Cagnazzo and Rubicante to break our gate and delays us from doing... something. Reaching him, apparently, even though that's what he wanted.
      >Only reason we ever learn his base is the moon is that Rubicante gets guilt tripped by Zero.
      >After a lot of efforts and calling in favors from allies, Y'shtola manages to open a portal from moon to moon (thank god Golbez knew we somehow had access to our moon I guess).
      >Finally there, he manages to carry out his plan of us restoring Azdaja's hope so he can turn her into Zeromus. Not before first risking getting himself killed by fighting us though.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It clearly takes inspiration from early FF games if you catch my splinter

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Not before first risking getting himself killed by fighting us though.
        Did you even play the game or are you just watching cutscenes haphazardly?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here's an idea. Instead of having an epig 1v1 against WoL where we might have just straight up killed him and ruined his plan before he even really got started, he could have just levitated upwards, watched shit unfold until Vrtra was on the ground, and then launched Azdaja into the hole.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            honestly shouldn't we be able to levitate at this point too?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Apparently not a single Scion thinks it's worth learning except G'raha, and all he learned was the XIV equivalent of feather fall not real flying.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              WoL knows that the Float spell is utterly worthless in every Final Fantasy game, so no.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I said "Final Fantasy game," not "Matsuno garbage".

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ironically, it was pretty good in FFIV, I still remember it being kinda necessary going through the Sylph and Phantom World caves.
                but maybe I was a shitter kid, it's been ages

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t. ff14 babby

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I cant take you seriously, its like you cant read worth shit

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              HERE'S A FRICKING IDEA ANON
              JUST STALL IN A WAY THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE THE POTENTIAL DEATH OF THE PIECES THAT ARE ABSOLUTELY ESSENTIAL TO HIS PLAN
              JUST FRICKING FLY UP AND WATCH THE SCIONS CRY AND MOAN
              IT'S WHAT THEY FRICKING DID ANYWAY ONCE THE PLOT DECIDED "AND NOW GOLBEZ WINS ANYWAY"

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why would you stall if you think you can win

                WHAT'S IT GONNA BE

                >safe job that's appeared in FF before but completely reworked
                Time Mage (clock)
                Corsair (twin pistols)
                Oracle (dragon dildo)
                Chemist (vial or something)
                Geomancer (bell)
                Viking (2h hammer)

                >batshit insane off-the-wall job that has never been even remotely in an FF game but plays nearly identically to a pre-existing job
                Shapeshifter
                Hypnotist
                Cowboy
                Aztec
                ???

                >safe job
                none of those are safe 3/4 of them are redundant

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why would you stall if you think you can win
                Why would you try to "win" by beating someone for no reason if all you need to is to merely throw the fricking dragon into the fricking hole.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is exactly how I understood, or did not understand, the story. I thought it was just me and I am glad it's not just me. After finishing the questline, I was just left with the same questions.

        >what was he doing all these years
        >why he waited for us to dump the dragon into zodiark's shitter, literally why he didn't do that earlier
        >why send fiends to destroy pajeet gate if his target was us getting to him anyway
        >''she will become a super bad void monster because she of her desire to go home!'' - what in the ever loving frick is that explanation?

        who the frick is the writer for this shit?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >why he waited for us to dump the dragon into zodiark's shitter, literally why he didn't do that earlier
          Azdaja was missing an Eye, a dragon's greatest source of power, which we conveniently brought with us to the Thirteenth.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            An eye that he sent to us.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >she will become a super bad void monster
          Huh? She became a void monster because the only thing keeping her from becoming a void monster was Golbez. He just stopped protecting her from the 13th.

          If you mean why its important for Zeromus, it's because a voidsent inherits part of its personality from its components. Golbez wants Zeromus to inherit her desire to go home to the source to break down the barriers between worlds.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >go someplace quiet to get away from hostile gangbanger in the world of blackies with your dragonfruit juice box
        >find a giant yet unconsumable entity sealed on the moon
        >ask what the frick it is
        >find out it's 1/13th an evil god
        >kill the guy watching and sit on it, perhaps looking into how to try and use it in its current state or try taking a bite out of him now, either way get nowhere with it
        >thousands of years later, vegetable god fragment suddenly replaced with a live nuclear missile
        >still considering using the raw power of it to blow open an unsealable hole into the source and just let all the voidsent rush in and die to enter their lifestream, mission accomplished
        >absolute madmen from the source break and enter into the your world, put your weird officer and group bicycle into a pokeball before leaving
        >"okay, these few are clearly capable, it is time. let's stir shit up and we can bait them into opening a gate to fight us. I'll jump in the stew, if you guys die on the source, it's cool because you'll be in the lifestream and that's what we wanted anyway and they'll be coming for me next"
        >not too long later, giant fricking hole opens
        >a fricking dragon shows up yelling "SISTER SISTER"
        >realize you don't have to get in the fricking eva to get it into the source after all, your juicebox can pilot it
        >kick it in its sleep and then distract the actual threat of the party long enough for the car to warm up
        >whip it into a frenzy to smash through the seal and bring all your voidsent friends with you to the long-awaited sweet embrace of death
        that's my interpretation of golbez's crusade

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        golbez had the aether, what he was missing was a vessel that came from the source and wish to return home.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cool, now try saying something that actually explains anything that was addressed in that post

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Athena rape

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rape committed by Athena

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        seconding

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Deleting a thread when a patch just came out
    Janny janny why so angry

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not a critique of this game
    It's already over.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick this janny homosexual

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that if you blocked all light from the bedroom all you would see is Athena's eyes staring at you.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it a lot
    Way better than 6.3

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No.
    This story is making me fall asleep. I hate shit that doesn't even try to tie into the same sort of atmosphere of the main story. This shit is so blatantly injected that it may aswell be side content.
    Fricking Tataru's questline is a better main story.
    HOW.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      hell it almost feels like they had no idea where to go with the MSQ and just took whatever they'd written for the trial questline

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >UMMMMM......XIV THREADS?
    >TOUCH THIS BLACK STONE INSTEAD

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black personcuck janitor needs to end his miserable life holy shit
    give me venat and athena pictures!! NOW

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just goes to show how much of a shitshow this website is when mods/jannies are able to just unilaterally delete threads and censor discussion about games they don't like.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need her back in the MSQ

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      show buttcrack

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Octopussy shouldn't have the four fiends theme, bothered me the first time, bothered me the second

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honorary fiend

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honorary fiend

      >he doesn't know
      imagine being this much of a secondary

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's just the ffiv boss theme.

        that's not the Four Fiends theme, moron

        In this game it's the four fiends theme

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          uh huh...

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            no it isn't, moron. Just fricking have a nice day.

            We straight up have two Four Fiends remixes for Barbariccia and Rubicante. Rubicante's was mixed and written by Hyadain, even.

            Zeromus is the only boss in 4 that got his own theme

            Uhhuh

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          no it isn't, moron. Just fricking have a nice day.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          We straight up have two Four Fiends remixes for Barbariccia and Rubicante. Rubicante's was mixed and written by Hyadain, even.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Zeromus is the only boss in 4 that got his own theme

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Its gonna be dogshit as shitdemonium being a crappy kpop or jpop remix of wildfreaks

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry for your shitty ears

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's just the ffiv boss theme.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's not the Four Fiends theme, moron

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6' vs 5'11

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >loses
      >turns into a baby

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    PF seems to be having trouble with EX6, or maybe my prog group was extra moronic. Constant wipes on towers lol

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Golbex?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Towers are the easy part
          Wait until you have to do gale 2 & 3
          Farm parties struggle with that one

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've spent more time placing cannons and walls on my island than I've spent on the MSQ and raid.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you going for a battlefield fortress look

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pirate compound on a pirate island to go with my pirate tavern house.
        I do hope they end up just putting a housing plot on the island because the whole thing together is perfect for my pirate theme.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          7.0 Corsair confirmed

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't give me hope anon.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          kino

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you please post some y'shtola screenshots i beg you

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      For (you)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Moon gato sexo

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Golbez is just some guy pretending to be Golbez because...le subverted expectations
    I mean ok I guess? But why

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, seriously, let's fricking evaluate this "plan".
      >"Golbez", sitting in the Void, thousands of years ago.
      >A dragon just happens to fall on his lap by luck, he tricks her into accepting being caged because it will keep her from being corrupted.
      >He decides to formulate a plan to use it to save the Thirteenth and starts to recruit archfiends.
      >Literally thousands of years later, Zodiark shard on the moon goes POOF when we kill the main one over in the Source back in 6.0.
      >Golbez, who somehow managed to fly up to the moon and kill the Watcher there with no explanation, decides to use this leftover aether to infuse it into a voidsent'ed Azdaja (what the frick was his plan for all those thousands of years?)
      >Apparently he thinks if he just puts Zodiark's energy into someone who wants to reach the Source, they will. Somehow. Also he himself wanting to reach the Source doesn't count, for some reason.
      >Azdaja got depressed over all this time though and doesn't think about home anymore so he can't do it.
      >Bunch of dipshits randomly enter into the Thirteenth from the Source.
      >Golbez fricking sends Scarmiglione and Barbariccia to attack them because ??.
      >Thankfully both Scarmiglione and Barbariccia eat shit and fail because if they had succeeded I don't fricking know what Golbez would have done to carry out his plan that relies on us meeting Azdaja.
      >Golbez then sends Cagnazzo and Rubicante to break our gate and delays us from doing... something. Reaching him, apparently, even though that's what he wanted.
      >Only reason we ever learn his base is the moon is that Rubicante gets guilt tripped by Zero.
      >After a lot of efforts and calling in favors from allies, Y'shtola manages to open a portal from moon to moon (thank god Golbez knew we somehow had access to our moon I guess).
      >Finally there, he manages to carry out his plan of us restoring Azdaja's hope so he can turn her into Zeromus. Not before first risking getting himself killed by fighting us though.

      Why couldn't it just be legit Golbez
      The trial touts him as Golbez
      Is there a single other trial in the game that isn't actually the real thing?

      >Literally thousands of years later, Zodiark shard on the moon goes POOF when we kill the main one over in the Source back in 6.0.
      They could have explained this by time dilation but they just...didn't

      God it's so fricking DUMB

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They could have explained this by time dilation but they just...didn't
        It could potentially have been as fricking easy as just not having Azdaja say it was thousands of years and it was just a moderate/short amount of time for her.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Is there a single other trial in the game that isn't actually the real thing?
        Yojimbo, I guess?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The real FF4 Golbez is a good guy being mind controlled, and the FFXIV Golbez needs some agency for his actions

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You could've done the same shit by just chalking it up to VOID

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That would just make him Emet or Endsinger, misguided, we need a mustache twirling villain to twirl his mustache

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone else noticed that nearly every single new npc since 6.0 is brown? It's getting distracting now.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eorzea is being invaded and its white population replaced

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pixel hair
        AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      We're in Street Shitter-land and notGreece. Of course we're getting brown people.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to be Athena's slave.

      Why was she so... plain? I mean, she's cute but looks like a generic NPC

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because it's a femzen body with a generic middie face.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        she's an elezen with venat eyes and round ears

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        she is a generic NPC. the story is about Lahabrea

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, I don't understand why people don't get that every storyline in this game is about pretty boys so that they can push otome/boys love shit already
          It has been 6 expansions of this

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The whole point of the ascian garb is to be unflattering and suppress people's individuality.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Helps bring out the "monster is on the inside" feeling she emanates

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're right we don't have enough white/blonde scions

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to be Athena's slave.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong board

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off with your sick fetishes

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >new patch has estinien naked doing push ups
    So is this a fujo game no mask no hiding it anymore?
    Women ruin everything

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Japanese women are thirsty as frick. Just look at any gacha's most popular characters.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Completely ignores the 10/10 mommy dommy material dropped in the same patch

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fujo
      This is the stuff for heterosexual women only (and gays)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Learn what a fujo is

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >naked
      Stop using naked Estinien mods anon

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fanfest trial is already in the files

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She cute

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      catbox's cdn sucks wieners. Use pomf https://pomf2.lain.la/

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Leviathan's wife is so cute

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ughhh for fricks sake wHY DO I LIKE HER FEET

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the ankle bracelets

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do we think this is? Halloween event reward? The Christmas one is already in too.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        10/10 now show christmas

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fanfest mount

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's Island Sanctuary

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's fanfest, the island sanctuary mount is the buffalo

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wow, what garbage

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't worry, I'll think of you when I go to Fanfest and collect my mount.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Mogstation "Magitek" outfit.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I bet Nomura is responsible for this abomination.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >everyone wears the headphones wrong for hrothcucks and vieragays

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Would look better as a jacket
                >instead its a leather dress essentially

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              l like it

              Mogstation "Magitek" outfit.

              absolutely terrible bottoms and mediocre top

              >Because he clearly hates you and spells that out
              Wow, me, someone who he hasn't met ever before that moment, am someone he hates so much that he's gonna risk both his death and the death of his shadow dragon before he can do his plan just to see if he can give me a black eye? Brilliant villain.

              Well hes clearly deranged being unable to die which he once again spells out. I dont understand its like you didnt bother reading and youre complaining about not understanding

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Now you've shifted from "Everything is clearly explained and perfectly logical and you're just a speedreader" to "The reason is that he's insane and what he does is not logical".

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >his insanity isnt logical
                Are you genuinely moronic, and no i didnt call you a speed reader but it kinda fits. In fact i dont even think you played the game. How right am i? Be honest.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >explain that character has explained their own insanity
                Anon you are literally speedreading posts at this point

                Well I guess that explains why this story is so bad. The explanation is "A dumbass did it". Guess the writer is writing what he knows.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >conveniently dodges the question
                unironically all the proof i need

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >explain that character has explained their own insanity
                Anon you are literally speedreading posts at this point

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Didn't they say that they weren't doing in game items for fanfest this time?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I hope they will sell it later then. I want it

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm gonna bet the plot involves dressing up and pretending to be the Eorzea equivalent of Santa but viera and hrothgar won't be able to wear the hat lmao

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            only fat santas are good santas
            im disappointed

            >Why would you stall if you think you can win
            Why would you try to "win" by beating someone for no reason if all you need to is to merely throw the fricking dragon into the fricking hole.

            Because he clearly hates you and spells that out

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Because he clearly hates you and spells that out
              Wow, me, someone who he hasn't met ever before that moment, am someone he hates so much that he's gonna risk both his death and the death of his shadow dragon before he can do his plan just to see if he can give me a black eye? Brilliant villain.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        pvp 🙂

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          they don't add in pvp sets before the patch

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This outfit is distinctly Ishgardian like the Hraesvelgr ensemble.
        Note the "scale" quilting on the sides and the brocade dragon on the sash. And, of course, the fur mantle.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          God I hope it's not locked behind kupo of fortune

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It will be.
            Source: my cynical ass

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      in 6.5 we are just getting 1 trial, right? So is this zeromus form ?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's hildi's trial

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, this is separate to the MSQ. Most likely the Hildibrand trial.

          so are we getting two trials?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes but only one extreme

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It happened in 4.5, where you got Snek in 4.5 and Jim/Greg in 4.56.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, this is separate to the MSQ. Most likely the Hildibrand trial.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        A tower/meteor mechanic?

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT'S IT GONNA BE

    >safe job that's appeared in FF before but completely reworked
    Time Mage (clock)
    Corsair (twin pistols)
    Oracle (dragon dildo)
    Chemist (vial or something)
    Geomancer (bell)
    Viking (2h hammer)

    >batshit insane off-the-wall job that has never been even remotely in an FF game but plays nearly identically to a pre-existing job
    Shapeshifter
    Hypnotist
    Cowboy
    Aztec
    ???

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Time Mage (clock)
      Too similar to AST
      >Corsair (twin pistols)
      Too similar to MCH
      >Oracle (dragon dildo)
      Too similar to SMN
      >Chemist (vial or something)
      Could be
      >Geomancer (bell)
      Could be
      >Viking (2h hammer)
      Too similar to WAR

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>Time Mage (clock)
        >Too similar to AST
        (bell)
        >Could be
        Isn't Geomancer literally alt-AST in XIV lore?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, Geomancer is just ching chong AST.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            DRK is just grrrr grrrrr WAR
            SGE is just *adjusts spectacles* SCH
            RPR is just grrr grrrrr DRG

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              no you dumbass it's literally a part of the ast job quests. you sub in as a geomancer because geomancy and astrology are the same thing. the end of the job quests has the ast npc learning geomancy, because they are the same thing.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trancer

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      mystic knight. it's turban time, anon.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i just want to have an archer class that doesn't fricking play banjo during the fight

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oracle, reworked into using spells themed around the Twelve.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Juggler/gambler as Scouting job #2
      Mace mage

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blitzballer

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Time Mage (clock)
      Too similar to AST
      >Corsair (twin pistols)
      Too similar to MCH
      >Oracle (dragon dildo)
      Too similar to SMN
      >Chemist (vial or something)
      Could be
      >Geomancer (bell)
      Could be
      >Viking (2h hammer)
      Too similar to WAR

      >Chemist (vial or something)
      >Could be
      they tried chemist twice already, early mch was a chemist healer and sage also started as chemist. it's not happening

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      we are getting a dual wielding tank and you are gonna like it i know i will

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which patch is that text from? current?

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Carries your MSQ
    >Does everything important offscreen while everyone else shits their diapers
    >leaves

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks mom

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why couldn't I fricking go with her and the funny elephant people instead of having to listen to the garlefricks complain that they're getting saved too hard

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone had to take care of the garlean babies and unfortunately it was us

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Carries your MSQ
      >Does everything important offscreen while everyone else shits their diapers
      Those contradict each other. She's making the events happen but we're not seeing her do it and she's not even being especially interesting or entertaining when she's on screen, she's still just being an exposition dump. The closest we've got to someone carrying this whole thing is Estinien.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >She's making the events happen but we're not seeing her do it
        I saw her do it pretty clearly

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The closest we've got to someone carrying this whole thing is Estinien.
        Estinien is literally the most wasted part of this whole storyline. He's a cool character and he gets to say like two whole lines a patch and make no decisions or have no agency at all beyond "Guess I'll go train". We've got him as literally just muscle.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish she was offscreen more

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the eventual EW ultimates are gonna be about zenos and ivalice-ultima
    how do you even compete with that

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They've never based an Ultimate off of an Alliance Raid series. Although I would kill to see them make an extra cancerous version of the Nier Raids just to see people seethe.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        im talking about 12s not the ivalice alliance raid

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Golbez twist is literally the same shit as the old tree grape breasts in Eden thing
    They're so fricking afraid to just let fanservice be fanservice even when 80% of the story in their game is just ripped from old FF games
    Golbez being some other dude's LARP adds NOTHING to the plot. It wasn't something that could've been predicted nor does it actually change our understanding about anything in the story, it's solely there for
    >Haha if you played FF IV you expected this guy to have some connection to the protags but turns out he's just some guy!

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So next month is in 5 months, right? 10?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So next month is in 5 months, right? 10?

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where is this from? Island?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That one should be island yeah.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sexoo. Does it dye well?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Appreciated

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Might work well for a BLU glam.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I dunno, the pimp outfit they teased in the patch trailer is pretty fricking dope too.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just hate that BLU AFs always gets capes, just like Fending. Limits my choice in races because of tail clipping. femHroths won't be any different probably.
                I wish all cloaks/capes in the game came with a /visor like toggle. Either that or give us a tail toggle.

                Indie game purisu andasutando.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have you considered not playing a degen race?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Humans are always boring in fantasy settings, I just want interesting lore to build on and Hyur don't have them.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That top would look pretty cute on a lalafell... is island gear dyeable? Guess i have to do more daily chores.

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    seriously though, what the frick was up with this thing?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gate to Athena's dicky dimension

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually exceeded them, I've been disappointed with every 6.X patch MSQ so far, this one was decent.
    The Dungeon is chill as frick
    The trial is really good
    The raid is really good
    The new QOL features are nice

    The island is still turbo shit and I fricking hate that this is all they're going to do with it.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    so next patch is in 5 months right? and next .45 is in 3 months

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a 4 months cycle so it's going to be on September/October

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        oct = 5...how am I wrong?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It depends on when in october that would be. My october stretch assumes an end of the month release that shifts into beginning of next month but it looks like they are releasing new patches during the first two weeks of the month meaning that it might actually be a september release after all

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Switch job
    >It plays almost the same just with a small gimmick thats different between the usual 1-2-3 rotations
    When will classes be unique again?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol
      Majority of the playerbase doesn't give a single frick about jobs being unique, only second life dress up

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >only second life dress up
        I will never get this. Im way too lazy to bother trying to make things fit together. Not to mention that the current glamour system still sucks. Way too much of a hassle, so I will always run around in my clownsuit or, at best, in a full set. Still funny to see all these special snowflakes who think they are super unique despite having the exact same face that every other person of the same race uses.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I will never get this.
          i'm not high IQ enough to do home decorating. From a psychometric perspective, that is actually the most high IQ activity in the game.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your lala is very cute, is she supposed to be Doman/Hingan?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop playing tanks.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol
      Majority of the playerbase doesn't give a single frick about jobs being unique, only second life dress up

      ZODIARK
      TRAANNNNCCEEE!!!!!!!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        In English? I'm guessing this is some /xig/ schizo babble crossover?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          it means you're a shadowbab

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I started in ARR but nice try

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >started in ARR
              >doesnt know what Trance is, or who Zodiark is

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                playing the epic oldgay card + assuming it's "/vg/ schizobabble" means he 100% knows what you're talking about

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, blm plays exactly like mnk

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >feature to transfer hotbars from class to job
    >added immediately I fixed them all on the new character I was leveling

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHY IS THE P12S MOUNT THE FRICKING AXOLOTL AND NOT PANDAEMONIUM, FRICK YOU

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, no cool mounts allowed anymore unless they're from cash shop
      Same reason the new raid armor looks like shit

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    while there is no point at all playing games, is the only real point in doing ex's and savages so you can be slightly better than noobs in 25 mans? Is that the only time you get to lord it over the plebs?

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    BLU Framer Kit has a gauge...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think it's a gauge it just looks like flair to me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      source that it's a gauge?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's an assumption because all other kits have their job gauge placed there

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Martyn told me

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        source: every other kit

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you have an actual source that it's a gauge?
          It's called an emblem

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              refer to

              Do you have an actual source that it's a gauge?
              It's called an emblem

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >every other kit has it
                >NOOOOO BLU CAN NOT, YOSHIDAAAAA

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you mad?
                Just asking for a source

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                no that anon but can i see redmage

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are those in game already?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, for PvP crystals since season 1

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dungeon was good, excellent bosses but boring between them
    Crafted gear sets and weapons look really good except for scouting/striking
    Tomestone weapons are top fricking tier, Square needs to hold that weapon design contest more often
    Raid weapons and gear MEH
    I like Zero but her learning about the power of friendship for the fifth time in a row is wearing very thin on me
    Excited for Blue Mage and the next Manderville weapon steps
    7.5/10

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I like Zero but her learning about the power of friendship for the fifth time in a row is wearing very thin on me
      I feel like they made a mistake turning Zero back into a human. If she looked more voidsent-like, I think it would be easier to mentally accept that she's an alien with completely different morals instead of a goth chick who was dropped on her head as a child.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I basically have to keep reminding myself that Zero hasn't felt anything in 10,000 years and she actually is relearning all this shit. It's oppressively frustrating in-the-moment and dizzyingly low-grade writing, but it makes sense for the character in context.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Zero hasn't felt anything in 10,000 years and she actually is relearning all this shit.
          Still perfectly understood the trust and friendship between the two voidsent in her domain.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            She recognizes it more as "mutually beneficial cowardice" since their little pact to sip off eachother isn't sustainable.

            Yeah, I can rationalize it, but part of my brain can't accept that a person can be THIS autistic and still manage to dress themselves in the morning.

            IMAGINE THE SMELL OF HER ARMOR

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I can rationalize it, but part of my brain can't accept that a person can be THIS autistic and still manage to dress themselves in the morning.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wouldn't mind so much if each lesson didn't last the whole patch, makes it feel like a dora the explorer episode.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          it doesn't make it compelling writing though

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I said that myself, it's not good writing even if there's no contextual errors.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed. Her being an autistic half-breed just fricking reeks of shit writing.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trusts were a mistake
        She could've just stayed a pyramid if she didn't have to be usable for morons

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can't play without my XIVcombo ploogon

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Plogons are up

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So was Athen evil because of the rock? Because Eric and lahabhrea didnt seem to try to save her from the corruption

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah she was always fricked in the head but the Heart of Sabik amplified it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was always a little fricked up but the rock made her a lot worse. Erich asks if she ever could've been a good mom to him and Lahabrea couldn't answer him.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah she was always fricked in the head but the Heart of Sabik amplified it

        my psychopathic mommy...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure Lahabrea told Eric that too, right? I can't recall the exact line, but he basically said that the Heart of Sabik magnified thoughts/obsession, but didn't create them from nothing, so this was her "deepest truth". Which, honestly, I really liked. I think it could've been so easy to be like "it was the rock all along!" And we could've valiantly saved her and watched a heartwarming mother/father/son reunion and blah blah. But nope... She was just terrible, lol. I think the only other major villains I can recall not being redeemed in some way were that guy from the weapons arc and Asahi. Nice to see them embracing it a bit more.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      heart of sabik just amplified her feelings. Maybe she wouldnt act or maybe she would. The how she died basically confirmed her true feelings, basically eric was not a son to her, but a tool, and lalahbrea was just resource to use to obtain her goal.
      I basically view this has crime of opportunity.

      Would a B rape person A if she didnt happen to meet him in the street? who knows.

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Expected more FF4
    >somehow Ivalice patch again
    how do they get away with it? at this point ivalice is mandatory

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >at this point ivalice is mandatory
      It really fricking should be.
      Best alliance raid, still.
      Gods, I can hear the music in my head already as I type this.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >zero original characters
        >zero original music
        >by far the most boring story
        >tartarus went nowhere

        Cid's VA can only carry so much

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't know

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            here's my actual opinion:

            Cid is the most boring 11th fight across all 24 mans

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Cid's VA can only carry so much
          And he is a fricking amazing beast of burden

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        THE EMPIRE IS A CANCER, AND I AM THE BARBER'S BLADE

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          AGONY AND SORROW!
          SCREAM LOUDER! I WANT TO REMEMBER THIS!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >somehow Ivalice patch again
      What?

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Panda story was good and had a decent conclusion, MSQ was better than 6.3 but that's not exactly a high bar.

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got jokingly brapped on by fiera who then /laughed at me and I can't stop fapping to it

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >p12 music
    Holy shit best raid music since alexander

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Shitvalice being mandatory
    After Bozja no thanks, if anything delete all Ivalice shit from XIV entirely

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know
      oh no no no

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ivalice story is complete ass, but I would argue that the Ivalice 24-mans are the best they've ever done.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bozja was the best side content they've done story-wise and at least Ivalice is still relevant
      NieR will always be a stain on this game in comparison, just a glorified billboard

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Bozja was the best side content they've done story-wise
        Yeah I love being held at gunpoint by some literal who femme Roe 2 feet away from me and having to just be an incompetent cuck about it for story contrivance reasons
        Oh and the worst fricking conclusion to a story ever
        The only good shit was in the field notes but none of those characters are ever going to show up again so who cares

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I want Misija to poop on my chest

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron-kun. We're literally god and at any point of the story we could kill anyone on sight but the plot don't let us. That's how it works.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            what do you mean i can't build a nation by hitting it with a sword? my protagonist powers are useless!?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, you build a nation by hitting it with a hammer.
              Love all these people spouting shit like "IT DOESN'T HAPPEN OVERNIGHT!!!!" when the reconstruction of Ishgard quite literally did.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Love all these people spouting shit like "IT DOESN'T HAPPEN OVERNIGHT!!!!" when the reconstruction of Ishgard quite literally did.
                Yeah except for the Brume which is still a bombed out shit hole

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                building physical infrastructure is only one part of nation building anon

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah so find ways to get people kidnapped and exposition their moronic evil plan in a way that makes sense

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              When has the WoL ever acted out of his own volition. The most he does in cutscene is use his teleportation crystal to make fortnite players appear.
              If the WoL took a proactive stance to end things by themselves, the story of every expac would be over by hour 2. Don't be dumb.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The point is going over your head
                The entire point is that you could fix that entire sequence by just not having the WoL be put into a position where they look moronic for not just killing this literal who writers pet villain
                But because the writer is so shit they just do what they did.
                Also you still haven't refuted the entire conclusion being dogshit and unfinished

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >We're literally god
            Excuse me?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I love being held at gunpoint by some literal who femme Roe 2 feet away from me
          I do.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He doesn't know WoL lets everything play out so he can have more fun
          rofl

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Bozja
        >good story
        OH MAH BABY MISJA! SHE WAS A GOOD GIRL AND DINDU NUFFIN!
        Starring: a FemRa doing her best impression of a plank of wood, and just enough Cid to sucker you in.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >SHE WAS A GOOD GIRL AND DINDU NUFFIN!
          Bozja's writing sucks but I don't actually recall Misija ever getting a "dindu nuffin" moment that wasn't an attempt to just see where she was coming from.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            She was assmad that her great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma was murdered by furries.
            Literal reparations-tier bullshit, and then everyone acts like she was a hero for sacrificing herself, despite cackling like a madman when tempering your allies.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              She was assmad that all Bozjan history is a lie and the hrothgar circlejerk themselves constantly over something that didn't happen

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don’t get why people get so butthurt over missy ja, frick furries

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're gonna be flung into the darkness or some shit which will cause a timeskip that ends with the older twins pulling us out

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never. They know aging up the twins would piss people off.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Remember: these people are still holding out hope that Alisaie and Alphinaud will cast Break on themselves and petrify to stop a closing-in wall because le kinooooo.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Again I don't know who you're referring to that would be pissed off with alph and Ali being older. We have done an absurd amount of shit that has apparently only been a little over a year. Actually think they said it was 9 months..

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Still thinking you're ever going to get timeskip or world changing shit after the apocalypse just happened but only actually impacted parts of the entire fricking world and for everyone else they probably think it was 100% fake news
      holy fricking kek

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon the 7.0 expac "hook" has been literally revealed to just be a Charlie's Angels summons from a mysterious client, likely to go to either Meracydia or the New World.
      the Golbez/Void patch series is going to be entirely standalone until 8.0 or 9.0 when they bring all those plot threads together again and the Thirteenth is actually restored and we go there.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would be cool but I doubt it, we will never get a dalamud scale event again though I'd like to be wrong

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dalamud scale event was only possible because the game ended.
        If the final days was the biggest fricking nothing burger ever what makes you think anything else will ever be represented as big in the game world?

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The msq was better than the past 2 story patches, but the raid hard carried this patch for me. No raid tier in the past 6 years has been so good, imo, that it made me want to try savage.

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't hate the patch storyline but it definitely could've had tighter pacing. We should've at least met Golbez face-to-face for the first time in at least 6.2.

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just passing by to say that i hope my friends stop playing this shitty and awful game. I have to come back for the fcking savage again and i was being so happy not having my fcking days being locked by this shit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm dropping the savage for this patch after spending 12 hours a week on TOP for 4 months. I like PvEing in XIV but this feels too much like a job at this point.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can always quit.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then i lose my friends forever. It happened in wow and it will happen here for sure.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          you sound like a whiny homosexual anyway

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            No one cares what a low life Gankerner thinks either way.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >thinks he's superior to any group he is a part of
              maybe your friends keep ditching you because you are an insufferable person?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't feel superior to anyone. Everyone here is fricked in the head and a homosexual. You more than anyone here in this thread btw because you're trying too hard to fit in the edgy Gankerner personality and it kinda embarass me that you can't see it.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          But doesnt make sense with

          I'm just passing by to say that i hope my friends stop playing this shitty and awful game. I have to come back for the fcking savage again and i was being so happy not having my fcking days being locked by this shit.

          because if it already happened in WoW and they quit this game you would be alone anyway

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you considered telling your friends that you don't want to play instead of being a little b***h on the internet?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        clearly you don't have MMO friends that are also terminally online and addicted to a specific game
        you either play the game with them or lose them and there's no wiggle-room between the two

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your friends in a mmorpg who only play that game is either you play that shit or be outside the circle. There's no inbetween.

        But doesnt make sense with [...]
        because if it already happened in WoW and they quit this game you would be alone anyway

        Yeah but i hope something else happens this time.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I quit because I was so fricking tired of savage grind shit, just quit anon it feels so much fricking better to not have to play this shit game especially when you have to clock into savage times like a job

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looking back on how many times my irl friends invite me to a party or to eat with them and i had to say "no because i have to raid in some dumb game" it's just sad. I'll give this savage a try but if that shit keeps happening i'll just leave this game for good. No game in earth should make you lock out days out of your week to play it like it's a job.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Want to play other game
          >Can't because I have to clock into work, I mean savage
          >I'm the only person who is prepared for the fight and we spend 3 hours wiping on easy ass shit
          >Haha too bad about tonight guys, I guess we'll have to do a mandatory make-up night so we can practice 🙂
          Yeah, I felt so fricking liberated when I quit.

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Garlemald will always be a bombed out shit hole
    Doma will always be a bombed out shit hole
    Bozja will always be a bombed out shit hole
    The beast tribe zones in XI will always be full of random chimp beastmen trying to kill you even though the plot has advanced far beyond tempering shitB
    The FF XIV story telling is not conducive to long form story telling because these areas are made for short term theme park shock value shit and get 100% discarded when they're done with them. FFXI would never.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      but FFXIV is not long-form, chronologically time hasn't passed long enough to see anything rebuilt to their former glory.
      Everyone who isn't low IQ understands that nations need a lot of time to be rebuilt.

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to do Aglaia anymore, I've had 3/5 runs in the past month end with obvious trolls.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      whats the point of doing it at all now the game is giving out 640 for free?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Roulette

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aglaia is so long too, sucks to restart on

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hi Barry.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        tard

  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    le epic trans rights spam that nobody pays any attention to anymore, except for me because i'm stupid

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't play a game full of trannies he said trying to cope

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        good thing you have a Ganker pass so it only takes 30s to recover from that DPS loss of mistiming your 1-2-3 tank combo

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >

  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boss voice acting add so much to the fights, I don't understand why they didn't do it always.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Money

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Scheduling the VAs in five different dubs is probably the bigger issue with how the patch cycle works

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't understand why they didn't do it always.
      They can't afford to pay a soda and peanuts to every single VA.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      hopefully they do more..that's the one thing i like about WoW raids, even if WoW VA is usually cringy and trash. also another reason why a raid like Orbonne stands out is the voice acted bosses

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >even if WoW VA is usually cringy and trash
        you mean... you don't like... when... people... talk... like... this...?
        or when they do their most epic quippy marvel line that can hopefully later down the line be used for their Hearthstone cards?

  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    so i've been listening to The Tireless One on repeat for awhile and i finally let it end. these are the recommendations

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      YouTube always suggests him. its fricking annoying

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i mean i can understand that, algorithm magic. but why the black dude reacting to south park?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >right-click
      >not interested and/or don't recommend this channel
      >no more white trash white Black person

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't it because xiv has no "big" content creator so he vampires the yt algorithm. Either way, him being filtered by alex because of his ego was good for ffxiv players overall.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Taco taco burrito

  62. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got a picture of Krile's envelope?

  63. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what was that flashback to Zenos in this patch? Did we just wonder if Zenos trusted in us or what?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it was supposed to be a quick question of "did Zenos trust me and actually think of me as a friend?" but it was so fricking vague that it just seemed out of place.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      fujobait

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Did we just wonder if Zenos trusted in us or what?
      I think so. The Wol is realizing that Zenos actually saw us as a friend and he wasn't saying it just to piss us off.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not trusting your frenemy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zero and Zenos share a lot of similarities; they both had absolutely zero social life to speak of. One learned what it meant to have a friend because that concept doesn't fricking exist in their world. The other knew what friends were but never trusted or enjoyed anyone's presence in his entire miserable and spoiled life. By the time it took for Zenos to realize he enjoyed spending time with someone, he was looking at the rest of his life in incarceration and never seeing them again, so he gave up on prospects of the future and killed himself. Zenos wanted to be your friend, but he did not know how to enjoy someone unless they were on the other side of a blade. Maybe in a different world he could have learned like Zero did. The circumstances make the context impossible, but perhaps you could have saved him like you did Zero if you had the chance.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >so he gave up on prospects of the future and killed himself.
        couple that with him believing his life peaked and there was no point to anything further, + denied lyse's kill-steal

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yep. I found it apt that the Garlemald lord we saved this patch considered that his country was so fricking over and it flashed back to the other general that blew his head off. Garlemald is full of people who realize they're past the peak and fricking off themselves at a moment's notice, it's almost a running gag. You just know that if Zenos won at the end of Endwalker, he'd fricking slice his head off again and follow you into the aetherial sea. He didn't hear all these talks about brighter tomorrows and all that, though he fricking should have.

  64. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >STILL no dalamud update

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Find dalamudConfig.json in your appdata/roaming/xivlauncher folder.
      Under "DalamudBetaKey," put in "focaccia", still in quotes. "null" should be there by default, still in quotes.
      Under "DalamudBetaKind," put in "stg", still in quotes. Same as before, should be "null" by default.
      Penumbra still isn't up, btw.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        null doesn't go in quotes moron

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like to cause a little mischief.

  65. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Estinien & Zero
    Near the Tower of Zot entrance
    >Urianger
    Middle of Loporrit town
    Anyone find Y'shtola or Thancred?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Y'shtola is pacing around outside the great gubal library

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't believe I've been had.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like to tell people that if you go to castle in Il Mheg and repeat your plea to Feo Ul she'll appear and thank you for remembering her

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You cruel, you.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why are most women in this game high quality reverse-rape materials?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Assertive, know what they want and can get it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                EW went down hill FAST after her
                Worst yet all the fiends are stuck in crystals forever, what a fricking waste

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Rubicante and Cagnazzo are just regular dead, they didn't get Crystald

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                even worse, the two best ones are crystal'd

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They seem to take turns deciding which scion gets to stay in the game because Krile and G'raha are back in the annex (though it changes each time you go into the room).

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hotsprings in the Island Sanctuary.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >asses
        >breasts
        not ffxiv related

  66. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think p10s could be an interesting fight, but it always ends up as disappointment when I think like that.

  67. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone give me description of new raid story
    Don't want to resub

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't stick your dick in crazy. It will give your son mommy issues.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also dont get magical stone from space that you authistically call it sabik

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ask to be fed with a spoon
      i will give you a fork

      Which patch is that text from? current?

      post-shadowbringers quest where you're helping the miqote kitten become an alchemist
      some people on Ganker and other places held out hope it meant chemist was going to be a job

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate women so much it's unreal

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      We deal with psycho mother and have Elidibus farewell.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Athena is le generic evil scientist god complex lady
      Elidibus gets brought back to life for clap shit and then dies again for real this time
      Black scientist guy is sundered Erichtonius
      Lahabrea remerges with his crazy self and eventually chimps out and becomes the Lahabrea we knew from ARR

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Elidibus gets brought back to life for clap shit and then dies again for real this time
        damn

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sabik is from Ultima
      Athena is a fairy, everyone can trust fairies
      Elidibus is dead for real again

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Elidibus is dead for real
        >Has a rebirth sequence

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, dead for real as opposed to turbo dead and turned into crystal tower slime

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            They cant even kill emet selch for one expansion

  68. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only good writing of EW in general was the 4 fiend flashbacks
    Everything else is dogshit

  69. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >waiting for a queue to pop
    >browsing shit while I wait
    >suddenly notice catgirl pops up behind me with an RP tag on
    >just stands there doing frick all
    >disappears
    What the frick

  70. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lahabrea
    >Olive-skinned ancient Greek old dude

    >Athena
    >Whitest of white women middie with side content brown hair

    >Erichthonios
    >The darkest Black person with the gayest techno-goth hair

    EXPLAIN

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She made him wrong, as a joke

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mommy and daddy issues being authistc crazy workaholics

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hephaestus once attempted to rape Athena, but she pushed him away, causing him to ejaculate on her thigh. Athena wiped the semen off using a tuft of wool, which she tossed into the dust, impregnating Gaia and causing her to give birth to Erichthonius, whom Athena adopted as her own child.
        Poor Eric is a literal cumstain.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Lahabrea cucked Ryne
          impressive.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think calling Lahabrea olive-skinned is pretty generous, the guy's pretty dark

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        what happened to his eyebrows

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          he burned them

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            aw

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Its a custom ala Black person damn aka Black folk has blm lore despite being moronic conans

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Mhiggers were Mhachi
              Goddamn they were cancerous even before muh Ala Mhigo existed

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Funniest part is they're clearly intellectual types at some point of their history to become black mages and enslave voidsent en masse but traded it over for a completely war and trade-middleman based economy and Monk asceticism after Mhach fell, and the ones who didn't give up black magic became red mages

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ala Mhigo was most likely founded by Mhachi commoners since iirc most Mhachi mages tried to flee via Void Ark but got murdered by the voidsent imprisoned inside.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah Red Mage talks about how most of the mages that actually made it out of either Amdapor or Mhach falling apart, whether through the Void Ark or just through the Calamity, were pretty much in agreement that the black/white school bans are justified and they had to pool resources together to found Red Magic.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Extremely dominant genes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lahabrea
      He is pretty dark. I'm guessing they were trying to make him "burnt" as his greek name was, Heiphastos, the god of fire and forging/smiths. Also his hair color was red(fire).

  71. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait a minute P11 is just E11

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      With a bit of iconoclasm

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This shit raid just misses gay relationship of themis and elantonios

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      11 is Thanjeet + WoL
      12 is Hydaelin + Ultima
      Wonder what Savage will be like

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        troony fusion of memebrea and athena into good david Bowie from ff2 spinoff

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      11th turn is now the attractive guy with different attack charges turn

  72. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    One step closer to the Krile impregnation quesline

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That letter she got was the results of her pregnancy test after WoL pushing her against the wall before departing for Ultima Thule

  73. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's from the video, but aren't boss markers a bit too much nowadays?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you never did E11S?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have to stay in those circles while dealing with other mechanics

        Nah, it's not a hard fight

        Sorry I was talking about boss circle.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you think that's silly go look at E9 Cloud of Darkness
          Boss targeting circles have been getting bigger so they don't have to think about balancing for melee uptime at all in fights

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yet ranged still get taxed. Curious.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's Troubador tax now
              Look at how they just gave MCH a second group defense buff instead of raising their damage

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Boss targeting circles have been getting bigger so they don't have to think about balancing for melee uptime at all in fights
            It's a shame, trying to keep uptime as melee used to be one of the best parts of the fights.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              You skill is unwanted.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh, then yeah. E12S phase 2 covering literally half the arena was ridiculous

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          For example E11S boss circle

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Elidibussy's is way bigger so you can hit him while you're stuck in the light/dark circles I guess
            E11 never forces you away for more than like half a GCD and he dashes back to the middle a lot

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >E11 never forces you away for more than like half a GCD and he dashes back to the middle a lot
              E11S did have boss positioning needed for full uptime

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron.

          I was having trouble seeing what was happening on p12, way too many particle effects and VFX overlapping.

          But this is true. At the end of that fight there's way too many effects stacked on top of each other. I was by accident not standing on a disappearing tile. EVERYTHING is flashing.
          This even happens on some bosses that aren't really effects heavy, like the bird in Aglaia. Easy fight, super easy fight, but it's impossible to see which way he's pointing at some of the time. His model can be filled with effects so you can't tell by looking at it, and the ^ can be obscured by whatever.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to stay in those circles while dealing with other mechanics

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, it's not a hard fight

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was having trouble seeing what was happening on p12, way too many particle effects and VFX overlapping.

  74. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do we really need more jobs?
    They should just be working on the fundamentals of the game

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Arguably we're good up on jobs but they've also said they want to make FFXIV original jobs like Reaper and Sage (don't think too hard about Sage's similarities with FFX-2's Psychic) and that people do expect new jobs every expac.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think we do but they will give us 2 new ones because people will complain if not

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i agree. red mage is the last good class they made. every class beyond it is a mistake that just aped another job's gimmick

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Making new classes to use skills and mechanics that didn't work out on old jobs like Heavy Thrust and Dark Arts is great

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't be surprised if they go down to 1 job per expac or something since they've basically used every niche in the game's limited design space

  75. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    gaius should've just blown the fake valens' brains out to be honest

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gaius should've just given us the G-warrior as a mount.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        How very glib of you to think that.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This should have been another single trial not a crappy fortnite qte event

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          i don't know why they bothered with the QTEs when it was only like 5

  76. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SAY GOOD NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
    >TO THE WEAKNESS THAT YOU HIDE BEHIND
    >LEAVING THE LIES, LEAVING THE FEAR INSIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
    >NEVER ONCE WERE YOU TRULY
    ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's shit. The original Scream is fantastic and actually fits.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i agree but it actually grows on you
        Which is something i noticed in this expansion none of the music are amazing tier but they all grow on you

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, you just either have taste or not.
          This is shit. Nald'thal Disney song is shit.
          Four Fiends songs are good. Menphina song is good. Scream is good. Wild Freaks is good.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            i disagree
            listen it to some more

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What will Golbez do when his plan ultimately fails and Zeromus goes poof?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          merge with the shadow dragon as a last-ditch effort is my guess

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Zeromus with Golbez's memories will talk no jutsu Durante.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >final boss theme is a remix of all the previous bosses theme
      kino, catchy, ludo

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        she 'responds' to one section of both songs, probably filling in context as to what it means. for example, in Scream:

        Say goodnight
        With each bite does your sanity die
        Sucking the life out, letting the dark
        Inside
        Say a prayer as the light leaves your eyes
        Or scream all you like, the gods can't hear you

        she responds with:

        Say goodnight
        To the weakness that you hide behind
        Leaving the lies
        Leaving the fear
        Inside
        Never once were you truly alive
        So scream all you like no one can hear you

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >So scream all you like no one can hear you
          where's my rape whistle

  77. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Zeromus is Zodiark aether/great wyrm/probably an Azem shard soup
    Huh

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zero is Azem
      >Golbez is Azem
      >Real Golbez is Azem
      YOU ARE NOW HERE
      >Zeromus is Azem

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        WE WUZ AZEM AND SHIT

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Both
        >Real Golbez is Azem
        and
        >Zeromus is Azem
        can be true, since the memoria crystal containing the real Golbez dropped into Zeromus' darkness.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Golbez is durante not from dmc series or ffxvi

  78. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like to believe that Venat has mothered hundreds of children throughout her long duty as Azem

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hundreds
      thousands. And she would have more if she wasn't DELETED FROM THE GAME WHAT THE FRICK FUJIKAWA?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her soul lives on in her progeny

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shitters like athena and hermes get to stay on the lifestream but the ONE b***h that spent god knows how many years plus 10000 years saving the planet gets rewarded with oblivion. Life isn't fricking fair.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The entire point of the lifestream is that every soul can potentially be reborn as a saint or as a piece of shit.
            Even if Venat was reborn, she would probably not be the same person we remember.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              which makes her getting turned into cosmic dust pointless anyways. Fricking Elidibus gets sucked dry by the CT and still gets to ride the lifestream. This is unfair.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Boys love privilege

  79. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it always healers or dancers who start the babytalk

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They want comms

  80. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brainlet here: how do you tell which direction the half-arena cleaves are going to go in P12? Specifically the third one.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look at the halos on her wings
      They go off in the order they appear (green purple orange)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you talking about the circles that appear on her back?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes the order they appear is the order the aoes will go off

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      its whichever side the glowing part of her wing is on. if you're not sure what order it is, pay attention i'm 99% sure the yellow ring is always last

  81. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >end of endwalker - We're moving on from the Scions
    >Just kidding we can't create any new interesting characters so here's the scions again

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scions are interesting tho. One of the best FF parties we got since IX.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If we're not getting a new set of companions in 7.0, I'm going to be disappointed

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This patch is very clearly hinting that Thancred and Urianger are either going away or they'll be the two accompanying us in 7.0 (along with Krile).

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the letters were different, I think
        it's probably just Thancred and Urianger are out for a bit, and the one Krile got is probably the lead-up for 7.0

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No twins or Graha for an expansion and i'd be happy.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yoshi said that Thancred was going to be relevant at the same time he said Krile would be so I assume both letters are the same since the person is looking for archons. It makes me wonder if they are specifically trying to find the scions though since I'm not sure what you'd need an assortment of random archons for seeing as they specialize in very different things.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It makes me wonder if they are specifically trying to find the scions though since I'm not sure what you'd need an assortment of random archons for seeing as they specialize in very different things.
          Yeah that was one theory I was considering, that whoever this was wants the scions specifically but they know they can't ask for them directly. Krile isn't an archon but she's seemingly also gotten an invitation, but it's possible the sender doesn't know her grandfather died and it was meant for him. I get the feeling the Students and Krile learning to step up and be a leader who can fill her grandfather's shoes will be part of 7.0.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >as they specialize in very different things.
          Don't they all do science stuff?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, you just need to be top of your field in something. Thancred is espionage, Urianger is phrophecy, Yshtola is magic (?) and I think Graha is history.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yshtola is a linguist, of all things. which is probably why she wants to go back to the first, as she has a real challenge in Ronkan

              graha tia is allagan folklore. and while not archons, alphinaud's thesis was on political philosophy, alisaie on the combat applications of aether and krile specializes in allagan tech

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yda specialized in punching shit.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            nah you just need to be very good at something
            Yda was an archon specialized in martial arts or something like that, I think

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It makes me wonder if they are specifically trying to find the scions though since I'm not sure what you'd need an assortment of random archons for seeing as they specialize in very different things.
          Yeah that was one theory I was considering, that whoever this was wants the scions specifically but they know they can't ask for them directly. Krile isn't an archon but she's seemingly also gotten an invitation, but it's possible the sender doesn't know her grandfather died and it was meant for him. I get the feeling the Students and Krile learning to step up and be a leader who can fill her grandfather's shoes will be part of 7.0.

          Imagine a bunch of unrelated archons show up, plus the archons we know from the Scions. Then WoL shows up just because they are accompanying the archons. And whoever it is that sent out the invitations is like
          >Ah, good, lots of archons have showed up... Ah! There he is! The person I wanted to see! The Warrior of Light!
          >...
          >Dude what the frick?!
          >I put on my best expidition clothes for this!
          >He's not even an archon!
          >Frick this shit I'm going home to keep experimenting with my vegetables.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Alternatively
            >Anyone who doesn't have the 1.0 tattoo isn't invited to 7.0 and can't progress the story

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yoshi-p tend to spoil future stuff. He also talked about Zero in her voidsent form in 6.0, even through we had no info about her and thought she was just a gimmik voidsent used by zenos.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Client looking for someone who knows their stuff about magic bullshit so asks for archons
          >The guy who can hold his breath for 10 mins and the guy who can palm read show up
          kek

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is Krile an Archon? If so where's her nifty tat?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            As far as we know she isn't.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Womb tattoo.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We're moving on from the Scions
      You fricking moron how did you come to that conclusion

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe the fact that EW ended with us going our separate ways until it didn't

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a few months pass
          >run into your buddy who is going on a 'venture
          >your other buddies might be interested too

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >announce the termination of the scions as an institution
          >literally say seconds after that they're not actually doing that, they're just going to rebrand and keep doing it off-the-books

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            the brotherhood still exists, the organization doesn't. its a good thing, because we don't need to be investigating crystal shipments

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We're moving on from the Scions
      They never say that. Immediately after Alphinaud says they're disbanding he goes "lol j/k".

  82. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros.. I'm actually bored of playing DPS.
    WTF do I do?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you an S? or an M?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have no idea what that means and I've been trying to figure it out

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        hard m.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          M play paladins and dark knights, or white mage and astrologian

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Super S

  83. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the heart of sabik is finally relevant again
    >surely they will finally give us the backstory on it

    >"i found it lol" -athena
    >"the heart of sabik amplifies your desires... i'm just gonna put it in my pocket lol"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anthropologists aren't even sure of tbe origins of the IRL thing Sabik is based on

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, the backstory is that the High Seraph is way more important than we realized

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the point is that Ivalice is now MSQ-tier content

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pandaemonium and Ivalice are both optional content so no

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Since Crystal Tower was made mandatory, that can change anytime

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I guess Alisae will never be MSQ tier

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pandaemonium was written by the new story designer of the MSQ so not for long. He was also assistant writer on Ivalice.
          He's absolutely not gonna let Ishikawa run the show and make CT mandatory and not do the same thing for himself.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            he'll be lucky to have a job after the next expac

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              He has more of a job than Ishikawa does currently.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                ishikawa got a promotion m8

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ishikawa literally got a promotion where she doesn't even have to actively write for the game solely so CBU3 could keep her around

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Making Shadows of Mhach mandatory would be OK in my book.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hiroi.
            You make Skypirates and Ivalice raid series mandatory.
            And I forgive you all your sins.
            A simple exchange.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Skypirates
              Sounds good.
              >and Ivalice raid series
              Dude fricking why.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ivalice's plot maybe shit, but it's still the most enjoyable raids series gameplaywise. Pure SOVL.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                ?t=19

                Weeping city has the most fun mechanics, and the ozma fight always brings a smile to my face.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I will never have more fun than on release Ozma

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I will never have more fun than on release Ozma

                Weeping City is to this day the only content in the game I have ever timed out of that wasn't an EX or Savage. People simply could not do it on release. Everything past Arachne was a complete shitter filter.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Weeping city more like Wiping city

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Back when the game was fun. Sadly raid trannies had to convince the devs to optimize the fun out of literally every class and fight.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair its really funny how we went from actual snooze fest void ark to wiping city

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's a tank doesn't stand still and nukes everyone with lasers episode

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anyone else used to stand right here to dodge the laser but keep uptime.

                and get hit 50% of the time anyway

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Now that I look at it more closely, this guy is definitely CBU3's resident Void Autist. Except for the Bard quests, but we try not to think about those.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know whether this is a bait or not, but you guys know that Ishikawa is the LEAD writer, who has oversight over this stuff? Everything that comes into the game is because she accepted it. Well, I liked the patch questline so far.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              She's not a LEAD WRITER anymore, she's been promoted to a narrative supervisor. Hiroi is the new MSQ writer. Yes, for 7.0 too.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                > narrative supervisor
                that is literally 10x more powerful then a lead writer. She can literally cancel any story beats she doesn't like. Ask for a rewrite etc etc.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                She's not the current lead story designer, she's more of a supervisor. You can see she's still manning the ship all you want but this is Hiroi's story now.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I read this as manning the slop and it still would've been accurate

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                She can. But she want to give other writers an opportunity to shine. She said it herself on the stream for frick's sake.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                i think there is a lot of obfuscation about the exact roles here

                scenario design is done by yoshi-p. he's the one that provides an outline. 'i want X, Y and Z' to happen. 'I want the story to be tragic, have this character in it, and the final boss is this monster from FF history'

                then the lead scenario writer comes up with a skeletal version of that chain of events, then says 'maybe it would be cooler if Z happened before Y' this is approved by yoshi-p. Then its handed back to Hiroi who fleshes it out and adds flourishes

                Ishikawa is in charge of making sure its structurally sound and is written well, not the content of the story itself. I imagine she's off writing another project for Square. possibly a new FF

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even the best ideas can be ruined by shit execution. 6.x concept isn't bad per se, but the final product is ridiculously poorly made.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't just get rid of your mcguffin that enables another final boss powered butthole to show up at any time

  84. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are Mhiggers the most unlikeable faction that a game has tried to make the player side/sympathize with?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, garleans.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Moogles are worse.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Moogles are treated as a gag. The game actually expects you to feel sorry for the downtrodden Mhiggers despite them being loud, ungrateful, whining, backstabbing c**ts.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They tied with garleans

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bozjans

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone hating mhiggers isn't some meme, they actually deserve it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ala Mhiggers barely reach the top 5 honestly.
      >Garleans.
      >Ancients.
      >Bozjans.
      >Domans.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      used to be, but the garleans are giving them a run for their money during these EW patches

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Garleans have a bunch of deluded Kpop stan types that wish they weren't moronic and won, Ala Mhigans it's an outright plot-point that nobody can be made to care about their plight (in-world after their long history of dickheadedness, IRL because they're a nothing plot-point and even 1.X not only didn't do anything to make you care about the Ala Mhigan liberation but didn't actually show anything from Ala Mhigo that wasn't Minfilia or Yda)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they have to give my accent to the mhiggers and that one pillager from the golbez flashback. What did the norf do to koji?

  85. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was better than 6.3, but still not as good as 6.1 and 6.2.

  86. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please tell me I am not the only one that finds the new Shatter boring as frick

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't played it. It can't be more boring than old Shatter, which was "Everyone jerks each other off at mid until a crystal spawns, at which point the second team to arrive gets pinched and assfricked while the first team to arrive gets 80% of the points. Also, bases only get captured for the memes."

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's better than the old shatter

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't played it. It can't be more boring than old Shatter, which was "Everyone jerks each other off at mid until a crystal spawns, at which point the second team to arrive gets pinched and assfricked while the first team to arrive gets 80% of the points. Also, bases only get captured for the memes."

      I think it's better than the old shatter

      Now it's just
      >all three teams just camp around their spawn area shattering the local crystals
      >no one is brave enough to leave or steal other crystals
      BORING
      to add insult to injury it'd 2000 fricking points to win

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        first match I played everyone was stealing from yellow
        poor yellow ended up with like 200 points when red won and blue was at like 1700

  87. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zero is fricking Seven of Nine.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      except we got to see 7's bomb ass body in a tight bodysuit. zero is flat and plain

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tat haircut kills my boner so hard, man

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        more for me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zero is fricking 7 out of 9 what? And why is she such a bawd? Are the remaining 2 butthurt about it?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh thank frick that wasnt true
      you scared the frick out of me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought 7 ate 9?

  88. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bring back Lyse or Yugiri I need more male player pandering

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry 6.5 will have a cutscene where G'raha makes the Wol sandwiches, and he'll also be shirtess during it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        more like a fricking tub of mint chocolate icecream.

  89. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So are all of these people going to be stuck in crystals forever in the Void unable to be reincarnated or are they gonna fix that?

  90. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone is just leaving Tataru to her own devices, free to israelite everyone
    The real threat is being kgnored

  91. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone use bust out the Ryne minion for MSQ? I like to pretend she's still with us doing adventures in the Source

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >When an elezen fricks a lizard

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not using Meteion minion
      Ryne is okay, Meteion is the one I need to look after after basically making her be alone for 12k years.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Minion of Meteion's e-girl form when

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not yet, because Meteion is still going to play a major role in future expansions

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            She's gone, anon.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nuh-uh, she's flying around on Eorzea, we saw her

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would used her, IF SHE DROPPED FOR ME. FRICK HER!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're playing the game wrong if you don't use the Alpha minion.

  92. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I AM PANDAEMONIUM!
    >you know as in the DUNGEON Pandaemonium!!

    >I weave my web like a spider!!
    >you know because I'm kind of shaped like a spider

    >WEBS LIKE CHAINS!!
    >one might say...akin to such chains one might see in PANDAEMONIUM!!!
    >which also happens to be
    >MY NAME!! PANDAEMONIUM!!!!!!

    Jesus fricking Christ and this is GOOD writing to you people?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      hey wtf is the web mechanic anyway?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Simple spread mechanic. Probably far more important on savage.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is the big bash attack meant to be tank LB'd or healed through

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          it does like no damage with reprisal/tactician/disassemble/any other boss mits + stuff like panhaima/lilybell/kerachole or really just your healers having brains

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Heal check FOR ONCE IN HISTORY
            >wipe 3 times
            GET FRICKED SHITTY HEALERS
            YOUR TIME IS COME
            THINK DPS HAVE IT BAD?
            FRICK YOU
            SERIOUSLY YOU I MEAN IT
            GET FRICKED

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry anon Im really into this netflix show, just activate second wind or something idk lol

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The averaged ranged/tank has no idea that they have partywide mit. Hell, it's a Christmas miracle when you see someone Feint/Addle.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I see Addle a lot even for shit that doesn't really need it
              Usually on new raid day you get 1 stack marker or AOE that nearly kills people and suddenly everyone gets super spooked and overmitigates kek

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        From what I could tell in 1 run
        Staying webbed for too long does stacking damage
        Someone else needs to run through the web to free you but it slows them
        You can get tethered to the poles around the room not just other players
        Doesn't effect much in the regular fight but there's probably gonna be some bullshit where you can't avoid being webbed on savage

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Got lost on his way to DQ8

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure Pandaemonium just had autism. You know, because his soul was made by Athena and all.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was too entertained by all the shit he throws out you in fight to notice. Also the odditiy that LB3 lands on top of him as if he were a stage itself.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      b***h if you fail that mechanic ima kick your ass

  93. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    All 8 and 24 mans should be mandatory. Frick MSQ only Black folk. All the normal modes are completely braindead anyway, no one is getting hard gated on any content.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every role quest and the combined one should be mandatory too.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fully agree. They should also remake coils of bahumut so it is inside the trial roulett.

  94. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they just have Vrtra carry the aether containers to the Moon?

  95. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I appreciate all Ryne, Venat and Athea pictures.

  96. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did she mean by this?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bros.
      PLD or WAR? I keep hesitating.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        PLD has the superior aesthetic, especially with the Manderville kite-shield and sword

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        since you're playing tank, a brainded role, might as well go full braindead and play WAR

  97. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >headbutts the arena 5 times
    >Healers shit and piss themselves

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nuffin personal, kid.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      *pop riddle of earth*
      gg ez

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Golbez's meteor buster is interesting too, in that it punishes you for popping your short cooldown as soon as you see the buster indicator.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      We wiped 1st time because of healers and 2nd time our HP hardly went down.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it caught me off guard the 3 times i did the fight, wipe every time. it hits really fricking hard for a normal fight. but yeah, flowerpower and gcd healing is enough

  98. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate frontlines. Not even the increased rewards makes going in there worth it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just there for the XP while leveling jobs. Just charge in as WAR, yoink some random DPS into the deathball, and occasionally delete squishy casters when the stack up and I have LB.

  99. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Btw has anyone noticed how fricking addicted to adopting all Sharlayan characters are?
    >Louisoix adopted Thancred.
    >Thancred adopted Minfilia/Ryne.
    >Leveilleurs adopted Urianger.
    >Matoya adopted (more like tamed) Y'shtola.
    >Galuf adopted Krile.
    >Alisaie adopts a different pet every expansion.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alphinaud basically adopted Estinien

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Louisoix taking in Thancred is still funny to me, the little shit tried to steal his wallet so he decided to adopt him

  100. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many fricking characters are there now who know EXACTLY down to the MINUTE DETAILS what happens to them in the future? I mean EXACT PLACE NAMES where they die, who they help, etc

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the memory simulacrams in present-day Pandaemonium don't transfer their experiences to the originals

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