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Was this scene really necessary?
What if Cloud was a biological girl? Wouldn't that be funny haha?
they made like 5 games with female cloud
Male Cloud is more feminine.
The only things similar between Cloud and Lightning are their hair and their names.
That and toriyama specifically requested Nomura to design a female Cloud
Cloud's got a better ass.
I'm gonna fuck the shit out of tifa with my feminine cock (It's 2 feet long and throbbing)
I'm cloud btw
Incredibly based. For me it's all this porn cucking cloud when he should be the one to fuck the girls with his feminine cock. Doesnt matter if tifa has one, she woulf 100% let cloud take the top and pound her hard.
Pretty sure 90% of scenes in FF are completely unnecessary.
No, but Japanese people think crossdressing makes for good gags.
The issue here is the West thinking those scenes are played straight.
I think the whole “HAH! HE’S DRESSED LIKE A WOMAN!” *knee slap* kinda wore out after the first 10 mins of this whole ass segment. They nade musical numbers and shit.
It was a relief that they toned down on the gross aspects of the original and made it more progressive and positive while questioning traditional gender roles.
>Japanese people think crossdressing makes for good gags.
You're saying that like 90% of Shakespeare wasn't the exact same
zachchads would never
Does the gameplay ever get good? It feels like a somehow less fluid version of XV. I know I'm asking a lot, I mean gameplay, from Squaresoft? But still, people kept saying Remake was a new revolution or some shit. It's a cinematic experience and nothing else, and even then when you're exploring hubs, particularly the slums, it looks like trash. No pun intended.
Did I get baited? Also I wouldn't have sex with Cloud, male or female. He's the worst part of the game, OG and Remake.
No, it stays mostly the same. I don't think this is a game you'll enjoy playing to the end, anon
I'll probably stick with it, I mean to Square's credit their visual and music departments are still top tier, arguably wasted on how fucking awful the game designers have been since 1986. It's not like the combat is terrible or anything, but it's nothing special and it feels impossible to lose, same as the original. Like there was no effort to balance or create good action-oriented combat. All of the amazing shit you can do in real-time in [OTHER GAME] just happens in triggered cinematic final smash moves or cutscenes, while the actual gameplay is flat. It's like watching a B movie that utilizes flat, borderline static camera angles for the action scenes but had a sizeable budget for special effects, so there's shit all over the screen to try and create a feeling that is entirely separate from the input of the player.
I really like the combat. It´s the best combat from all JRPGs I played. It gets better by a lot later in the game
I don't think the people who think 7R's combat is good have played too many ARPG's outside of the Squeenix wheelhouse.
What do you recommend then, anon? I enjoyed it, so if there's something even better on the market I'm all ears.
I've played many. Kh, nioh, sekiro, souls games, wo long and many others, and ff7 remake has one of the best battle systems ever made.
Every time you see someone praising the 7r combat as the second coming of christ you know they rarely play anything not made by SE
Care to show me your resume?
It only gets worse. The whole last third of the game is a fucking chore.
So the same as the Shinra Building in the OG then.
Does the OG being boring make it ok that the remake section is boring?
You need to want to at least want to enjoy it anon. If you can't at least do that then you're not going to
How do I prove that I wanted to? By not critiquing it at all?
>doesn't like the kino combat in remake and soon to be replayed by rebirth kinost combat ala chrono trigger
>doesn't want to fuck cloud
>thinks cloud is a bad character
How many shit opinions do you have?
As many as you want, baby.
Speaking of which; Dragon Ball Z is awful.
>t. owned the orange brick DVD sets of all nine seasons and used to watch the entire series in a week's time then start again the next week
original DB is clearly superior. I would agree that Z isn't as good.
7R's combat may not be perfect but it's a hell of a lot better than XV's shitty combat
Well of course it's likely going to be better, it was developed after the fact, it used an existing framework to build on. It'd be rather embarrassing if it wasn't better.
Overall though it feels more static. Cloud doesn't move as fluid as Noctis did, even though his exaggerated attack animations might compel one to think otherwise. Barrett in particular is horrible to play as, even compared to Prompto.
And unfortunately it retains XV's issue in that special attacks are just cutaway animations that don't require any semblance of timing.
Why does Square insist on "real-time" combat that doesn't actually require any major effort in timing attacks or dodges or parrying and so on. Same reasoning can be applied to pre-ATB Final Fantasy iterations as well, in that there's no real strategy or methodology required. You random encounter an enemy or even go up against a boss, but because there's no balancing you just spam the best move, watch an animation, and then get a nice little jingle at the end to convince yourself you won a battle even though the enemy never stood a chance.
No matter what Square does to mix up the formula, you can never fucking lose. Forty years this has been going on. Damn.
I think it is kinda wrong to look or compar the combat to action rpgs-
It is supposed to look like real-time, but underneath it, it is still turned base. It´s more about materia equiped, your gear and abilities and some profilation of your teammembers.
The only goal of the real-time element is to make it look better.
If you expect or even judge as action rpg. you will be dissapointed
If you don't like the combat it's your fault for thinking about it the wrong way
Nope. I dropped around After the abzu fight when it finally clicked that every fight would just be an action game gimmick with a certain required spell or ability you should bring to mske things easier
it's a blatant case of game developers putting their fetish into the game, in FF7 remake they really played up the fact that Aerith is bossy and force feminizes Cloud, but in the original FF7 is more poking fun at homosexuals who are extremely horny gym bros that want to fuck Cloud's ass. but in FF7 Remake they obviously have a femdom fetish (see also Scarlet)
It was a joke. You're supposed to laugh at the tranny, he was clearly embarassed because dressing up like a girl is a funny joke not something normal people do
Not as necessary as time ghosts, flippy bike guy, 3+ sephiroths, a not-dead Zack, and yuffie with a belt.
What if Cloud underwent extensive cosmetic surger to get into that brothel undercover so he got gigantic implants, lip fillers, butt expanders as well as hips.
You know, as an investment into taking down that Cornetto guy or whatever his name is.
That would be really embarrassing especially if Tifa and Aerith felt sorry for him carrying those massive knockers around without support and went with him to get him properly fitted for a bra. Haha
Haha yeah that'd be a really sad sight to see.
God I love bimbofication and I love bimboys.
I saw that Picturd series on sadlanda.
I wish there were more like it.
Is this thread every other day with the same bot replies really necessary?
>Zack is going to replace Cloud in Rebirth
Don't care. Love that dress.
i adored it when it came out now i'm struggling to get through a replay. i am kind of hype for part 2 but i dunno
well, the crossdressing bit was in the original, so yes, it was necessary
Considering that Remake is actually just Sequel taking place in a multiversal compilation where shit can and has been altered at will, what makes crossdressing a canon event relevant to the plot and/or characters?
Maybe it's not s sequel taking place in a multiversal compilation as you say, but a remake
My first playthrough I thought it was a 7.5, clearly inferior to Jacks game, yuffie DLC did make it a 8 just because she is the cutest tho
i'm gonna watch advent children in preperation for part 2 :')
Yes, average final fantasy fans wish they had guts to crossdress
#1 rule of crossdressing should be having no gut
>they'll never have crossdressing in a 7 remake
>they'll never have a hell house in 7 remake
>they'll never include all the swearing
Wonder how they'll handle Cid and Shera. Hope they double down and Cid beats her or something
People said they wouldn't have the swearing (I have no source for this, but they did) and now Cloud calls Reno a bitch and Aerith says shit. It's awesome.
>Cid beats his wife again
where is it from
They found a way to make the crossdressing progressive thankfully
Cloud is still embarassed, and you still have the dude saying at him "Yo, that's one hot chick".
Why didn't I hear any progressives complaining about it?
Look man, I'll say whatever I need to in order to push a positive reception of this game. Outside of Ganker I'll celebrate the scene as a sex-positive tearing down of traditional gender roles. But here I'll pretend it was japanese devs making fun of trannies. Whatever it takes to make people say "damn, that game was great" and to prove anyone with a criticism wrong.
Ok, thanks for your honesty
I don't know? I don't go on twitter, so I have no clue what progressives say.
is part 2 exclusive again at the start?
They needed to make sales State's side
Y e s. Not giving him cute outfits would be a waste
i like Cloud in a platonic sense
Was your birth?
I want to impregnate his bussy
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